Rolling Reference Thread on Threads Bombarded By Outraged Googlers

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Inspired by this Sublime thread, in which Keith C asks "Can one of the old-timers post an "Attack of the Googlers" best-of comp?" As you stumble on such threads, post links to them here for fans of such things to enjoy.

Or, you know, don't.

P.S. We're not counting "Dave Matthews Band: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated," which is essentially a whole separate message board in itself, and is my all-time favorite thread title from any board ever.

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

PFFFT LOL FUCK BLACK EYED PEAS THEY SUCK ANAL!!!!!, FUCK HIP HOP AND RAP SHIT, LONG LIVE METALLICA, CHILDREN OF BODOM !! REAL FUCKIN MUSIC NOT PUSSY GAY ASS SHIT!!, ROCK ON !! , .. MAKE ME LAUGH.... SLIPKNOT SO PWNS THEM BADLY..

― Rodney/Genius (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

"My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas...

― Rodney/Genius (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps the greatest

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

The ones involving fans seeking to get in touch with artists are the best.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Conor Oberst: beaten to death with his own shoes

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

mcutt

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

That Conor thread has some corkers in it. Like this:

my book shelf is sinking into the sand over this orater bullshit.
conor Obrest is the most truthfull, honest, depressingly profound human being

...er, ok.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

I think this may be the grand-daddy of them all. The thread ended up locked, 'nuff said.

Don't even try to defend Stevie Ray Vaughan, ILM -- tear his oeuvre/legacy apart and throw it to the dogs

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, that made me laugh out loud a bunch.

― sleeve (sleeve), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

Teenage Blondy McPentatonics

Haha! I miss nickalicious :)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, no contest:

Taking Sides: Madonna or Janet Jackson?

― DOQQUN (donut), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

Mike Patton's "Peeping Tom"
This one is really promising.

― snowballing (snowballing), Thursday, 4 May 2006 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

Outraged Googlers... Outraged Googlers... Outraged Googlers... those words are strangely soothing...

Destroye's Rubies

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

Can't believe this all time classic, which inspired at least 5 other threads hasn't been listed;

Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw downs?.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

That Stevie Ray Vaughan one's a scream!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 7 May 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

OH, the SRV thread... so much love in there.

since your "name" is teddy i'll assume you beat off to pictures of malcom jamal warner

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), March 25th, 2004.
I'm going to start saying this about EVERYONE.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 May 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

ILM's very own rolling Guitar Center thread

Eddie Van Halen or Jimi Hendrix?

If hendrix was alive and at his best, he wouldnt be able to play eruption. Eruption is the best thing that ever happened that has to do wwith the guitar.

― Keith C (lync0), Sunday, 7 May 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

CAN WE UNLOCK TEH SRV THRED PLS.

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 7 May 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I nominate this one, for its bizarre homophobic anti-Metallica ranting:
Taking Sides : Motley Crue Vs Metallica

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i rate bam margera

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 28 May 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

Aaliyah was "ONE IN A MILLION" No 1 can EVA! I mean "EVA" Do her song Lyk she did It!!!! Alex Ur A Loser So Shut Da F*** UP! Aaliyah Will Alwayz B QueeN B!!! Aaliyahz Spirit soarz High with Da Great Onez!!!!!! R.I.P!!! Aaliyah Dana Haughton (January 16th 1979- August 25th 2001)
-- Panina Torez (Kurt_McNicho...), May 22nd, 2006 6:53 PM.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 May 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

O please Alex! Ur so JEALOUS of Aaliyahz achievements in Lyf!!! Stop being a Loser and get a Lyf!!! UR a Don hater!!! U a**hole!!! U shuld B ashamed of Urself knowing Aaliyah is not Alive!!! Aaliyahz 1 in a million was 100% perfection!!! Gunz N Rosez well I have know idea coz dey Suck Like Shit!!!! Aaliyah Ur one in a Million will alwayz B da Only "ONE IN A MILLION" Amen!!! Praise Da Lord!! And Go 2 Hell Alex U Baby_Gurl Hater!!!
-- Panina Torez (Kurt_McNicho...), May 24th, 2006 12:34 AM.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 May 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

The "Aaron Carter Nude" thread is not funny so much as deeply disturbing.

― max (maxreax), Sunday, 28 May 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

did SPM Die (south park mexican)

At least three occurances of the phrase "Fuck all you haters"

― naus (Robert T), Sunday, 28 May 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

^^^And 4 people in a row posting the same Wikipedia entry and writing "HERE'S THE REAL DEAL."

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Sunday, 28 May 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

eminem not gay ya'll juxx need ta stop tha hatin nd shut tha fucc up

-- lilianna l. watson (shawtyprincess...), May 30th, 2006. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe you need to start another topic to humiliate "ABBA" because of bad English or OLD STYLE, unaware of the fact that they have sold more than 320 million records, much more than Eagles, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Mariah Carry and the rest.....? HA HA!? Funny! Try to find a more low-level thing to laugh at unless you need to be laughed at yourself....!??!!?

-- the unknow (unkno...), May 20th, 2006.

Defend the indefensible: Modern Talking

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I've been crying the last 20 minutes to the SRV thread. Bloodshot are my eyes

― Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Mod request to unlock seconded.

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

I forgot all about that SRV thread (which was actually quite amiable until Teddy showed up)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

The amazing thing about the SRV thread is how it goes from really really boring to this:

cinniblount: you want to get envolved you little dicksucking bitch, bring your shit too pussy. My mother has been dead since I was 14 years old, so shut you fucking mouth you motherfuck

-- Teddy Cain (Tedd...) (webmail), March 25th, 2004 2:13 PM. (link)

we still tappin ya moms ass cain!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...) (webmail), March 25th, 2004 2:14 PM. (James Blount) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh*

― shorty (shorty), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

There are other sorts of Googlers here too:
"Out of touch and not afraid to admit it"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Btw. Where are all the outraged Michael Jackson fans? Rush fans? Marillion fans? Iron Maiden fans? Deadheads?

Aren't all of those supposed to defend their favourites to their death?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly, Sally Kenwaite doesn't exist, and thus she doesn't Google her own name.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Eminem's Gay

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

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