Dracula comes from Transylvania, Stevie Nicks books about kleptomaina, Johnny LOL'ed out his bedroom window And shouted to his Mum........EXCELSIOR!!

adam, yeah, it's all good fun but um FUCK YOU brit, i ain't talking about your fucking precious dancey-pants garbage this time. the least you could do is not fuck up my thread with some stupid shit. I thought you were an Amerophile like your boy gareth anywat

-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), September 2nd, 2005 5:42 AM.

Gear: "I?ve seen things you people wouldn't believe. Analin' hipsters all wired on the cushions of my couch. I watched midgets glitter in the dark near my old desk job. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. And thank god, I don't want to think about them any more."

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 2nd, 2005 10:36 AM. (later)

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latebloomer, you are a gentleman and a scholar
-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...)

AGH! Those fucking anal-headed hipsters!

Somebody post pictures of Woodstock III, please.
that was one of the first things i thought of too. agonizing heat, rioting, fires, lack of drinking water, girls being raped...

-- renegade bus (theundergroundhom...), September 2nd, 2005.

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maybe fred durst should be brought in as an advisor.
-- renegade bus (theundergroundhom...), September 2nd, 2005.

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Yeah, and because of some crappy music fest. Being miserable and about to die vs. watching DMB
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), September 2nd, 2005.

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maybe a bad example
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), September 2nd, 2005.

-- 3 (...), August 30th, 2005 10:57 PM.

i used to take one paperclip every day, straighten it out, put it in a transit envelope and send it to him in the internal mail along with a message saying: "THE MANGLER STRIKES AGAIN".

he never worked out who was doing it.

christ, i hated that job.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), September 2nd, 2005.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 4th, 2005 12:40 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

I WUZ VRY CLIVUR 2 GIV ME A TELY
-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), September 2nd, 2005 2:01 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

just made red wine come out of my nose.

According to Wikipedia, the serial comma is also known as the "Harvard comma" and the "Oxford comma." That should tell you something right there. I mean, if it were known as the "Gun and VCR Repair Correspondence School Comma" I might feel differently.

-- pullapartgirl (rabbitrabbi...), September 6th, 2005 7:53 AM. (pullapartgirl) (later) (link)

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...), September 6th, 2005.

Did you just say that about your own post? No wonder you only show up on political threads - I was discussing this the other day on FilePile, how some dudes lurk on largely lib-thinking boards and surface only for this kinda shit to 'spice it up' - I THINK I remember you participating in a regular thread about a regular topic somewhere sometime but I recall it coming out really unnaturally, like Small Wonder having sex. You shouldn't ever refer to yourself as a 'needed dose' of anything. It sounds like you're a male spa in its own TV ad.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), September 7th, 2005 8:05 AM. (later)

-- Sébastien Chikara (sebastie...), September 3rd, 2005 5:17 AM. (later)

my new favorite band: HEP C RED PANDA

-- President Busch (dr_...), September 3rd, 2005 5:18 AM. (later)

onward noise bestiary

-- Sébastien Chikara (sebastie...), September 3rd, 2005 5:29 AM. (later)

Cholera Bear

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 3rd, 2005 6:45 AM. (later)

Chlamydia Lion
Influenza Kitten

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 3rd, 2005 6:48 AM. (later)

Gonorrhea Goat

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 3rd, 2005 6:48 AM. (later)

SARS Racoon

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 3rd, 2005 6:49 AM. (later)

Tuberculosis Turtle

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 3rd, 2005 6:51 AM. (later)

Le Tigre

-- amon (...), September 3rd, 2005 6:55 AM. (later)

-- Kate B (sooodastrea...), September 6th, 2005. (kate b) (later)

poor old baw baw
-- RJG (RJ...), September 6th, 2005. (RJG) (later)

-- RJG (RJ...), September 7th, 2005.

marketed to parents, not paedophiles

-- RJG (RJ...), September 7th, 2005.

$0, $0 G4NG$tErrr

-- I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (crump...) (webmail), Today 11:55 AM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

dude! dont be setting my husband up to impregnate other women pls thx!

-- sub-dwayne nelson (dr_...) (webmail), October 26th, 2005. (link)

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A soft indictment? Is that like a light, playful pat on the butt?

-- Josh in Chicago (Vitesse9...) (webmail), October 26th, 2005. (link)

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A light, playful objuction of the grand jury charge to the butt.

-- sub-dwayne nelson (dr_...) (webmail), October 26th, 2005. (link)

-- Ellis (ayo8...), October 27th, 2005. (later)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), October 27th, 2005 10:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

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no, actually he seems quite serious and hostile
-- _ (...)

someone needs a proofreader

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), October 27th, 2005. (Abbott) (later)

-- sdcin (ange...), May 2nd, 2004 1:23 PM.

"mostly in many hearts"?

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), May 2nd, 2004 5:09 PM. (latebloomer)

i am mostly in love with the ide of being in LOVE in about 74% of my hearts.

-- Ian Johnson (johni72...), May 2nd, 2004 5:10 PM. (orion)

*goes out to local hippie co-op just blocks away from appt. and buys organic bananas, since i have no choice to get the chemically treated pesticide covered ones, and gets Earth First! toilet paper substitute -- you know, so I don't get overwhelmed with tree guilt when I'm wiping my ass -- and i realize how lame it is that I'm probably losing FAR more money that way than buying the Ancestry size kegs of black pepper or Cargo Pack of Little Debbie's Fingercakes for 49 cents at Costco or Sam's Club instead.. since I'll obviously be needing pepper and fingercakes for the next 216 years*

-- iDonut B4 x86 (do...), October 27th, 2005.

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But you could wipe your ass with the Little Debbie's Fingercakes!
-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), October 27th, 2005.

to him the song is not about christianity but ONLY concerns a specific figure from the christian mythology who happens to be a leading name well espeacially in the bible.
however Ghost seems to be quite convinced that the song is NOT about the John who composed the book of revolutions. (no just because he wrote the book of revolutions, why would he be called the revelator right? that seems to be so unreasonabole of a thing to understand for him. since he is better off hanging on the any prior information he gathered on the topic and turns a blind eye to the new information he comes across and start cussing and cursing
its ur call bro, just an advice

-- roach (bjk1000t...) (webmail), October 26th, 2005. (link)

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thanks, bro!!

-- Baaderonixx says DANCE!! TAKE A CHANCE!!! (baaderonix...) (webmail), October 27th, 2005. (link)

-- elmo (elmo.oxyge...), October 28th, 2005 2:41 PM. (allocryptic) (later)

one wonders if she got free beer, at least
-- kingfish orange creamsicle (jdsalmo...), October 28th, 2005 2:44 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later)

AND TWINS
-- maura (maur...), October 28th, 2005 2:52 PM. (maura) (later)

-- nabisco (--...), October 28th, 2005. (nabisco) (later) (link)

and you know he totally paid the tab

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), October 28th, 2005. (miccio) (later) (link)

-- Tom (freakytrigge...) (webmail), October 28th, 2005. (link)

-- captin crunchheart (dr_...), October 28th, 2005 4:40 PM. (dr g) (later)

-- moley (mol...), October 29th, 2005 11:01 AM. (later)

wait, are you the guy from the bathroom?

-- emilys. (slob.gobli...), October 29th, 2005 11:04 AM. (emilys.) (later)

No, but I'd like to shake his hand. Maybe he could wash it first.

-- moley (mol...), October 29th, 2005 11:07 AM. (later)

according to the IMDb, each actor was paid $1,000 to act in the film. because of the contract/box office, they made $4 million apiece.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), Today 8:53 AM.

goddamn

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), Today 9:07 AM.

too bad they died : (

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), Today 9:08 AM.

I don't know exactly why this is so funny to me.

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), October 29th, 2005. (later)

its called "look the flag is rising" thats why!
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 29th, 2005. (later)

-- Patchouli Clark (noodle_vagu...), October 29th, 2005.

Personally, I think it would be great if some future scholar spent their entire life trying to work out why no one said anything funny on ILX in November 2005. It'd be like finding some long lost Pharoh.

I only just noticed my bad spelling of "Kleptomania".

(or did I cut/paste it from the HMHB lyrics site? I don't recall)

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), November 3rd, 2005.

Who searches out old Excelsior threads?
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