ExcelsiORLY? - The Excelsior Thread That Gives a Hoot

(dis is the real ILX meme)

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mmm...i dont know if it's true for all problem child movies.
i mean in Todd Solondz's ones he uses those colors, to portrate a cynical view of the "perfect" familys as portraid in tv american series (from Brady bunch forward) gone wrong.

but if you take Larry Clark's movies, which tend to be realistic, i don't think your mark is seen.

-- emekars (francobomban...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

never saw the todd solondz and larry clark installments of the problem child series

-- RJG (RJ...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

the problem child is awkwardly molested in the former's and murders a runaway in the latter's

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

don't think I'll bother then

-- RJG (RJ...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), Today.

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better than whacking off in front of babies
-- ken c (pykachu10...), May 15th, 2006 9:32 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

while almost half of Q's under-30 readership is now female.

HA so that's who buying Q these days, 20something women with rotten / naff music interests !

Reminder Typical Q artists: Keane, RHCP, Oasis, Coldplay, Snow Patrol

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), May 15th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

systems thinking can solve this problem!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 15th, 2006. (slutsky) (later)

-- stevem (kingblin...) (webmail), January 6th, 2004 10:55 AM. (blueski) (link)

-- ailsa (ailsa.watso...), May 15th, 2006 1:24 PM. (ailsa) (later)

-- Kim (grimstitc...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

I like that about her.

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

mocking some more than others perhaps.

-- Kim (grimstitc...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...)

-- I Was Wrong, That Don't Mean You Were Right (masonicboo...), May 15th, 2006 11:38 PM. (kate) (later) (admin) (userip)

Kate, I'm bored with hearing about your sex life.

-- Alba (albab...), May 15th, 2006 11:49 PM. (Alba) (later) (admin) (userip)

ps u coming out tomorrow???? to the gay leather bar or wherever we're goin? I need someone to back me up on creating DC "Mesmerized by Boobs"

Because otherwise it will just be all your boobs all the time?

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), May 16th, 2006. (later)

alone in a world that's so cold?

-- the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (miltonpinsk...), May 16th, 2006. (later)

maybe i'm just too demanding

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), May 16th, 2006. (later)

Charlie Chaplin made us laugh

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 16th, 2006. (later)

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Well DUH. And I want them to be filled with glitter! :-)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 16th, 2006 10:36 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...)

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 16th, 2006 11:54 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

-- n/a (nu...), December 13th, 2005.

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The first speed brings her to orgasm. The second turns her into Mary Todd Lincoln.
-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...), May 16th, 2006.

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-- jessy_vincent (jess...) (webmail), Today 2:12 PM. (later) (link)

dj martian noooo

-- and what (an...) (webmail), Today 2:13 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), May 16th, 2006 3:12 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Matt Maxwell (maxwell...), May 16th, 2006 2:31 PM. (Matt M.) (later)

have they heard mike omicallyunderdevelopedsenseofhumor?
-- teeny (teen...), May 16th, 2006 9:37 AM. (teeny) (later)

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it was such a mundane dream... i told him i really liked match point and i was about to say "it's your best movie in a really long time" but i thought he might take it the wrong way (actually, the right way, that his recent movies are terrible), so i smiled this totally fake sickly smile and said "but of course all of your movies are a real pleasure." and i felt FAKE and disgusted with myself :(
-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 16th, 2006.

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any thoughts on nyquil?
-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 16th, 2006.

muslim world was so so awful.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 16th, 2006.

I understood maybe a third of that.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 16th, 2006.

it was a pretty simple sentence.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 16th, 2006.

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), May 17th, 2006 6:04 AM. (electricsound) (later)

-- dave in liverpool (dave.jay...), May 17th, 2006 10:04 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

Girls Aloud diss longstanding ILM heart-throb.

-- ILM Moderator (juror...) (webmail), Monday 9:12 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (link)

harsh

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...) (webmail), Monday 9:14 PM. (jed) (later) (link)

wow and the ``moderator`` pipes after a few weeks of people being off topic.. to pick on one individual in particular...that is even funnier - sure go ahead and suspend it. lol

-- Johnny B (johntwohundre...) (webmail), Monday 9:19 PM. (later) (link)

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), May 18th, 2006. (link)

-- ME (UH @ ATF.GOV) (webmail), May 18th, 2006 8:07 AM. (later) (link)

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), April 7th, 2006 1:37 AM. (gabbneb)

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), May 19th, 2006 11:38 AM. (miccio) (later)

"You're worried about a mustachioed Nic Cage. You can't imagine life without him. Go for the sheet."

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), May 19th, 2006 11:39 AM. (miccio) (later)

this album was made on fucking mario paint

-- Jeff Gordon (gord...), May 18th, 2006. (later)

-- Jordan (jordan...), May 19th, 2006 10:42 AM. (Jordan) (later) (link)

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That's called "crying" Jordan.
-- The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (showdown@wormtown.com), May 19th, 2006 10:45 AM. (The Milkmaid) (later) (link)

-- The Mercury Krueger (mercur...), May 20th, 2006 2:17 AM. (Ex Leon) (later) (admin) (userip)

Then I bust out laughing and yelled "PLOTZ" at her which is the german command to tell a dog to sit and stay and then old lady and I "ran" out of the metro.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), May 19th, 2006 10:27 AM. (allyzay) (later)

-- The Mercury Krueger (mercur...), May 19th, 2006.

lol police state

-- Enrique IX: The Mediator (miltonpinsk...), May 19th, 2006.

can we keep my chemical romance out of the uk in return?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), May 19th, 2006.

No, I think you should keep them.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 19th, 2006.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 19th, 2006.

i'm morbidly curious about that as well. please tell me fez died.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 19th, 2006.

fez got aids, dark foreboding like the swastikas at the end of "cabaret"

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 19th, 2006.

-- punis (ad...), May 19th, 2006. (punis) (later)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

I don't trust the US government's judgment in this area. Since 9/11, rebel violence gets painted with the broad brush of terrorism, without question of any other factors (e.g. does a group attack primarily civilian or military targets), while certain countries' ties to terrorism are conveniently overlooked (Saudi Arabia).

Do people have the moral right to engage in violent struggle against an unjust government? Any patriotic American who says "no" needs a history lesson. There's an interesting Wikipedia entry on sucide bombers - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bombers - that makes it sound like the Tamil Tigers primarily go after military and government targets. I'm not saying they're a bunch of choirboys, but I do see a difference between military vs. civilian suicide bombings. Desperate people take desperate measures, and sometimes you can't blame the mud for bringing the rain. I work with a Sri Lankan, I should ask him.

The film The Battle Of Algiers is an interesting + balanced look at the question of terrorism vs. freedom fighting. The Algerians practically invented civilian targeting (a reprehensible act, to be sure), but they were locked in a brutal struggle for independence. Some of what the French did in Algeria makes Guantanamo Bay look like Club Med (such as killing peaceful demonstrators and castrating prisoners to get them to talk - this is stuff that's not in the film). The Algerian success in driving the French out of their country (which was essentially a province of France at the time) was a great incentive for terrorists/freedom fighters/whatever for decades to come.

Have to read that Christgau piece...

Can a mod deindex this thread before we all get visits from our friendly neighborhood C1A agents?

-- Edward III (ehonaue...), May 19th, 2006. (edward iii) (later)

MOM: Oh that is such a relief, Simon...for a moment there I thought you were going to tell me that you were quitting school. (pause for several beats as she scans Simon's tentative expression) You aren't planning on quitting school, are you? Simon! Please tell me you're not planning on quitting school!

They had odd "theme" episodes during the would-be final season-- one show had all this Gershwin stuff running through it; while another had a running thread concerning how the different characters ate their Oreo cookies.

I find it much more entertaining than say, The O.C.

-- Dell (dell_...), May 19th, 2006. (later)

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-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), May 20th, 2006 9:24 AM. (later)

was watching the wrong channel
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), May 19th, 2006.

-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), May 20th, 2006 6:02 PM. (Mandee) (later) (link)

Your okcupid account really pulls the winners in, doesn't it?

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), May 20th, 2006 6:22 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

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-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), May 20th, 2006 8:44 PM. (Mandee) (later) (link)

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A little penicillin should clear that right up for her. Now excuse me while I go sob in the corner from a massive attack of the creeping horrors.
("flaky crust"... *shudder*)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 5th, 2002 5:00 PM.

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ARGH. Wrong thread.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 5th, 2002 5:00 PM.

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dan you're an odd cat.
-- ethan (ethan...), March 5th, 2002 5:00 PM.

-- ATIF (atif_bhai7...), April 29th, 2006 6:57 AM.

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-- Unlimited Toothpicker (ï¿...), May 10th, 2006 6:46 PM

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), May 21st, 2006 9:21 AM. (gypsy mothra) (later)

i want to touch his penis

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), May 21st, 2006 9:44 AM. (anthony) (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 21st, 2006. (later)

-- Lindsey B (Whtsmypaswr...), June 30th, 2002.

Of course Math is going to be homophobic and fundamentalist, the Arabs invented it

-- dave q (scrape10...), July 1st, 2002.

-- j.pruett (jonathan_pruet...), May 6th, 2006 7:04 AM. (admin) (userip)

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Isn't Matthew Perpetua some ILM poster?

-- Tuomas

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Yeah, but that's not him. RJG is just being a total douchenozzle.
-- Deric W. Haircare

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not a TOTAL douchenozzle
-- RJG

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Yeah, pretty much a total douchenozzle.
-- Deric W. Haircare

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no!
-- RJG

-- Laurah (elemenopa...), May 20th, 2006 12:14 PM. (laurah) (later)

ALL KIDS LOVE LOG

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...), May 20th, 2006 12:21 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later)

Reasons:
a) big
b) heavy
c) wood

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), May 20th, 2006 1:00 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

d) great for a snack
e) fits on your back
f) log
g) log
h) log

-- Laurah (elemenopa...), May 20th, 2006 11:27 PM. (laurah) (later)

-- Gatinha (rwillmse...), May 22nd, 2006 4:38 AM. (rwillmsen) (later)

The Daily Star are apparently giving away 'Learn Spanish in a decade'.

-- Alba (albab...), May 22nd, 2006 9:19 AM. (Alba) (later)

The Sun are giving away 'Learn Spanish in five minutes', which consists of the word 'beer' being repeated at increasing volume.

-- chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (joe.goode...), May 22nd, 2006 9:45 AM. (chap) (later)

-- John Smith2 (homi...), May 21st, 2006 11:25 PM. (homie69) (link)

Answers

dude go for it she totally likes u!

-- Fonzie Scheme (revers...), May 22nd, 2006 12:57 AM. (Matt Chesnut)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 11:49 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

take it to the noize board, buddy

-- I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog (teenagequie...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 11:49 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

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-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

-- joseph cotten (josephcotte...), May 22nd, 2006 4:43 PM. (joseph cotten) (later)

-- Cracks (letskillpopstar...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

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Eh, it happened about 6 years after mine.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

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You two should work on synchronising your story.

-- Gerard (dronkenschi...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

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Which of them has the vagina?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006. (link)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/CrosstownClassic.jpg

So how does the Commodores' "Slipper When Wet" figure into this?

-- ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (dot@dot.dot), May 21st, 2006 8:40 AM. (donut) (later)

So how does the Commodores' "Slippery When Wet" figure into this?

-- ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (dot@dot.dot), May 21st, 2006 8:40 AM. (donut) (later)

How *HOW* have I missed this thread until now??

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), May 23rd, 2006 4:29 AM. (Lara) (later)

"Slipper When Wet"!!!

-- Dan (Awesome) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), May 23rd, 2006 4:41 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

Liquor when dry.

-- Fluffy Bear Will Suffer (el.jeffe.bonanz...), May 23rd, 2006 4:45 AM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows) (later)

(oops, forgot attrib:)

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), May 23rd, 2006 5:37 AM. (aldo_cowpat) (later) (link)

best pulling tip ever

-- Enrique IX: The Mediator (miltonpinsk...), May 23rd, 2006 5:40 AM. (Enrique) (later) (link)

...

Not if you're fiddling with the kids at the time

-- Samuel KB Amphong (dadaismu...), May 23rd, 2006 5:41 AM. (Dada) (later) (link

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), May 23rd, 2006 2:46 PM. (mark grout) (later) (link)

weak.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), May 23rd, 2006 2:58 PM. (jed) (later) (link)

then I found I'd dialled a wrong number

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), May 23rd, 2006 3:04 PM. (mark grout) (later) (link)

not sure.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), May 23rd, 2006 3:06 PM. (jed) (later) (link)

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 10:38 AM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

you sound like ichabod crane

-- RJG (RJ...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 10:44 AM. (RJG) (later) (link)

you've met him?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), May 23rd, 2006. (later)

"than that of most men" - you are John Kerry and I claim my $5

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), May 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 1:41 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), May 23rd, 2006.

(x-post)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 4:59 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), May 23rd, 2006 10:38 PM. (suzy) (later) (link)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 23rd, 2006 4:31 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

Case in point.

I'm Tuomas Alho from Helsinki, Finland. I'm twenty-three going on twenty-four, and I study at the Helsinki University, majoring in Third World studies (ie. trying to save the world). What else... I've listened to electronic music and hip hop ever since I was a teenager, and I've never liked rock. Later on, I've expanded my horizons to jazz, funk, Afro-Cuban, Brazilian music etc. Nowadays I like almost anything with a strong rhythm and no distorted guitars.

I'm not an active InterWeb user (I've never owned a computer), so you won't see me here too often. Oh, and I do have strong political views (I'm an anarchist/vegan/conscientious objector), but I never preach. I guess that's it. You seem to be a nice bunch of people, glad to be here.

One more thing: could someone please tell me how to make my typing appear in italic or bold. I have no idea how it's done.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), March 27th, 2003.

After reading many of your thoughtful pieces about current pop music, seeing your reference in The New YOrker to music in Atlanta and knowing that you are a "player" with "Ui" , "Sands", and "Canal", this pushy mother would like to call your attention to Atlanta's The Lost Boys. When you have a moment, please check out the following websites:

www.renaissancefestivalmusic.com/awards/

http://cdbaby.com/cd/lostboys3 Thanks for your attention! bt

-- Barbara Trautwein (mzezte...), May 23rd, 2006.

courtesy of Fluffy Bear

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), May 23rd, 2006. (GeirHong) (later)

What?

-- Doctor Casino (agode...), May 23rd, 2006. (Doctor Casino) (later)

You heard the man.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 23rd, 2006. (Tuomas) (later)

The Mat is bustling for noon on a weekday. The hum of spinning washers, the clink of change, and the slam of dryer doors creates a symphony of domestic productivity. I breathe deeply the perfumed soap air. It warms my dampened spirits.

I haphazardly separate and stuff clothes into machines and am two dollars deep into pumping in silver when it happens. "Where mah clothes?! Don't throw shit at me, you lil' bitch!" Before I even turn my head I can tell what this woman looks like: big. Black. Hard. There's a black man in a Minnesota Vikings jacket yelling back at her. "Fuck you, dis mah shit!" He's referring to the claim he's laid on the nearby washer. The woman is throwing a pink plastic clothes bin at him. "Ya broke ass bitch, I'm gonna fight chu!!" There's a third guy trying to defuse the situation, but neither of them hear him. Everyone else has stopped mid-fold to stare, t-shirts and sweatpants held in limp limbo.

She takes a swing at him and he swings back. Both miss. The woman chases him outside. As they pass I smell booze. She's screaming, "Ya bitch, they should kill yo state money ass!! They should kill you!!" Now patron mumbles of disbelief rise above the rinse cycle. My mind drifts to the subtle joy I get from warm socks.

My dryer dream is shaken when the cops show up. Mr. Minnesota shrugs them off slightly conspicuously when they ask him something, and they come inside. The woman's story starts: "He pulled a knife on me two days ago and threw a chair at me and he hit me with a basket..." I get a good look at the woman for the first time. She is addicted to something - dope, pills, deadbeat men.

Immediately the cops go back outside, where Minnesota Joe (at this point I've learned his name is Danny, but it doesn't have as good a ring to it) tells them he didn't do anything. He has his hands shoved deep in his jacket and the cops are yelling at him to take his hands out slowly and turn around. Joe refuses. I wince at this and imagine him having a gun. I realize I am in the line of fire beyond the glass doors, but I don't move. Joe's bluffing. The preemptive wince was for what happens next. The barking goes back and forth until the Viking is eventually thrown face-down into a puddle and cuffed. I hear words like "police brutality," "because I'm black," and several times, "lawyer."

The female officer comes in to ask me if I was a witness, if I thought their use of force was excessive. I want to say that the puddle seemed melodramatic, but instead I lie and say no because she is somewhat attractive. The blues leave as quickly as they came and The Mat returns to its disinterested whirrs and clicks. I wonder if the woman will go bail him out of jail. I glance over at her as I pull a towel out of the dryer. She will.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 24th, 2006 9:13 AM. (gear) (later)

I hear words like "police brutality," "because I'm black," and several times, "lawyer."

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 24th, 2006 9:53 AM. (gear) (later)

I want to say that the puddle seemed melodramatic, but instead I lie and say no because she is somewhat attractive.

-- Dan (Go Rinse Your Catchsocks, Douchbag) Perry (djperry@), May 24th, 2006 9:54 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

So what else did Momus say?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 24th, 2006 9:54 AM. (Ned) (later)

-- Janne Karlsson

Highlights:
1. Bootsy Collins

2. yes, but i was quickly blinded by a thousand sequins

-- bond (bon...), May 22nd, 2006 1:04 PM. (later) (link)

Mr. Casablancas tied up a one urinal/ one staller for a good long while one night while everyone in line was thinking aloud "who in their right mind would take a shit in this godforsaken toxic cesspool?" Out strolls Julian.

-- Will (rozell...), May 22nd, 2006 7:16 PM. (will) (later) (link)

1. Mark E. Smith
2. No way

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), May 23rd, 2006 5:27 AM. (Dada) (later) (link)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), May 24th, 2006. (GeirHong) (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 23rd, 2006. (Tuomas) (later)

this is the funniest thing ever

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), May 24th, 2006.

Meantime, I had missed this some months back:

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I like blood!
I like blood!
It's not dud in the least any more
I accept
I connect
With the cold evil need at my core!

There was a time when I was afraid
To bite into the neck of a man or a beast
But I'm changing my ways and I'm happy to say
I'm a vampire so gay and I'm ready to feeeeaaaast

Because.....

I like blood!
I like blood!
It's not mud in my eye any more
I am loud
I am proud
I'm a deathless and strong carnivore!

No more will I retire
To my room with a sackful of rats
I will step out in style with my cane
And the finest of haaaats

and declaaaaaare....

I.... like.... bloooooooooood!

*curtain and intermission*

-- moley (mol...), November 6th, 2005.

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), May 24th, 2006 10:11 AM. (Mr Jones) (link)

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NO I HAVE NOT
-- Dan (GROSS) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), May 24th, 2006 10:13 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...) (webmail), May 24th, 2006. (link)

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I thought noise board = DINOBOTS?
-- JW (jo...), May 24th, 2006 8:18 PM. (ex machina) (later)

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OH LOOK A DOUCHEBAG, XPOST
-- JW (jo...), May 24th, 2006 8:19 PM. (ex machina) (later)

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XPOST
Are you sure?

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), May 24th, 2006 8:21 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), May 24th, 2006. (later)

That's okay, my Star Wars figures lived in Lego houses.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 24th, 2006. (later)

My Star Wars figures lived in my dad's VCR. He wasn't really that happy with that.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), May 24th, 2006. (later)

momus's collar story is rofflicious.
like, "i saw a guy on the street and his arm had been COVERED IN PLASTER. and some mean fucker had STRAPPED IT TO HIS CHEST. oh the humanity!" etc

-- Enrique IX: The Mediator

-- chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (joe.goode...) (webmail), May 25th, 2006 2:13 PM. (later)

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Never happens. I go on my own, and I stand on my own, and I stare at my shoes, and I go home and I cry and I want to die.
-- The Minimal Criminal (masonicboo...), May 25th, 2006 2:44 PM. (kate) (later)

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Well at least you've got a song out of it
-- beanz (beanzil...), May 25th, 2006 3:43 PM. (beanz) (later)

Snaggletooth
Goes to the bathroom
Sees her reflection
Doesn’t know what to do
She feels little inside
Except crooked teeth against her tongue
Oh, fragile flame
When no one sees the same

Snaggletooth
Never laughs wide
Or smiles when guys walk by
They like her tits
But alas those gnarled chicklets
Hidden behind her lips

Oh, fragile flame
When no one feels the same

Hush, sleep
Don’t think
Just grind your teeth
You’re daddy’s little girl
You’re momma’s whole world
Never know the feel of a drill
Because they won't pay the orthodontists bill

And snaggletooth says
Wouldn’t it be nice?
If I could spit them out one by one
Or get punched in the mouth
And then just Fixadent and forget it

Oh, fragile flame
Sometimes I feel the same

-- strng hlkngtn (hm...), August 11th, 2005.

TS: "Pieces Of You" vs "Fat Boy"

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), May 23rd, 2006 6:28 PM. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

brilliant

I thought about this for a minute and I think I have figured out how this angle must work. Meiwes is the hero of the common man because he got another man to eat his own fried penis. Am I missing anything?

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), May 25th, 2006. (link)

-- John Justen (johnjuste...), May 25th, 2006. (later) (link)

-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), Yesterday. (later)

-- shorty (inf...), May 25th, 2006.

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 26th, 2006 11:08 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

Roger Ebert insists Storm should get more screen time cuz anyone who can control the weather is obviously hot shit.

He only says that because he wants to eat ice cream out of Halle Berry's ass.

-- Bluebell Madonna (bluebel...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

Who doesn't?

-- David R. (quoteidio...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

I guess this is the part of the thread where I raise my hand.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

ROFFLES @ jr hi way of outing self

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...) (webmail), May 26th, 2006 12:59 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)

Via a random thread revival -- for Rick Springfield, I should note:

---

You guys are all nutso. Sammy Hagar is one of the greatest rockers to ever live! They just don't make music like that anymore.

-- SteveH (yentoces4...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

googlers:ilm :: poets:literature

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

If this one was on the SAT I would fail miserably.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), May 26th, 2006. (later)

-- scnnr drkly (spami...), May 26th, 2006. (scnnr drkly) (link)

http://static.flickr.com/53/153927214_9c85b7f594_o.jpg

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), May 26th, 2006.

1) domino record company signs pedro mendes, lua-lua to three-album deals; adem, the kills join portsmouth as makeweights in deal
2) systems thinking to be employed in fresh attempt to get pete doherty off crack

-- lil' merzbow wow (birthday.part...), May 27th, 2006. (haitch) (later)

-- accentmonkey (tris...), May 26th, 2006 8:52 PM. (accentmonkey) (later)

-- JTS (knife_of_justic...) (webmail), May 25th, 2006 10:08 PM. (JTS) (later) (link)

xmen/savage land wiki

hahaha!

-- scott seward (skotro...), May 29th, 2006.

the most un-metal of cakes!!!

-- scott seward (skotro...), May 29th, 2006.

-- schanden (noiseontheftrai...), May 28th, 2006.
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black forest

-- helix aspersa (theundergroundhom...), May 28th, 2006.

...

We must carve ILX on to giant stone tablets immediately.

If only there were a publicly available service that could take computer text and produce books from it. Oh wait...

-- nickn (nickn62...), May 27th, 2006 6:48 AM. (nickn) (later)

just a bit of fun, so let's be cool

-- RJG (RJ...), May 27th, 2006 11:35 AM. (RJG) (later)

-- Omari (elison...), April 22nd, 2006.

-- zillaman (zillaman6...), May 29th, 2006. (later)

ILC's first troll brings the content (empphasis is mine.)

Or don't.

-- S- (gen.nuisanc...), May 31st, 2006 12:34 AM. (sgh) (later)

i like my student body to have the 'c' word

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), May 31st, 2006 8:10 AM. (electricsound) (later)

it's probably the 'p' word they don't want in their student body

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), May 31st, 2006 8:10 AM. (electricsound) (later)

hey you ain't gonna get top quality comedy at 8 in the morning

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), May 31st, 2006 9:13 AM. (electricsound) (later)

it sound like the best record Beck will never release.the production is great and full of ideas and surprises.
but i have problems getting used to the spanish.its just me..

-- coco the kid (s...), Monday.

I think I'm being the annoying coworker at the moment :/

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), May 31st, 2006 4:11 AM. (trayce) (later)

Raise the fucker's poll tax.

-- Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (austin.swinbur...), May 31st, 2006 4:32 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...) (webmail), January 9th, 2002 8:00 PM. (link)

(on a thread about David Lynch)

Alan, does your "boobies" requirement mean BARE boobies, or just boobies in all states?

-- David Raposa (dave...) (webmail), January 9th, 2002 8:00 PM. (link)

funny you should mention it, this, along with quality and general quality, is an important consideration. Starship Troopers for example has a large number of boobies of the naked variety, they are "just" OK. To complement this, Denise "Mona Lisa" Richards possesses quite extraordinary boobs that are kept under wraps throughout, but the quantity (1 pair) and clothed-nature is offset by the aforesaid extraordinary quality.

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...) (webmail), January 9th, 2002 8:00 PM. (link)

good argument Alan and an excellent example.

-- Jonnie (jonnienumber...) (webmail), January 9th, 2002 8:00 PM. (link)

from A Three armed Baby, you guys.

Isn't that a Neutral Milk Hotel song?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 31st, 2006.

A boy was born Tuesday with an abnormally well-formed king of carrot flowers.

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), May 31st, 2006.

Most of the really interesting slang actually comes from prisons. Seeing as how I've never been to prison, don't identify with convicts in the least, I try to avoid it. It also sounds pretty ignorant and juvenile, seeing how it is obviously something that must be conciously worked into speech. There's a guy I work with that makes me chuckle each time he simply says, "What up, kid, how's it goin', son?" with just such a laid back/cool/dangerous/sneaky expression. I answer, "not too shabby, you?" He answers, "chill, chill". That amuses me.

Some phrases simply stay around so long, they become much more "norm". By then, the real cool cats have moved on to some other slang, of course. Yo, what dat jive turkey be talkin' bout?! Did I mention poor grammar and overuse of the adjectives "fuck" and "motherfuckin'" are considered ignorant? It's true! A "good mind" is classified by good speech, as our whole symbolism is represented to ourselves by way of semantics. It's psychology. One who has control of semantics can express himself critically.

Like, I remember when "like" was, like, a valley girl thing. Now it's common. So all slang cannot be avoided. Eventually, I wonder if it's even slang anymore.

-- (ignoranc...), April 25th, 2001.

1) it's spelled 'wack'.

2) i'm getting bored with neuromancer baiting us with his intense hatred of the poor.

3) slang is good. the only problem is self- righteous assholes who question your 'permission' to use it. cough.

-- ethan (epadget...), April 25th, 2001.

Ethan, I don't hate the poor. But, I guess you hate the rich.

-- (neuromance...), April 25th, 2001.

actually i just hate you

-- ethan (epadget...), April 25th, 2001.

-- Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (pfunkbo...), June 1st, 2006 2:46 PM. (Kerr) (later)

Green tea actually came out my nose.

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okaaaay
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), March 12th, 2006.

-- JTS (knife_of_justic...), June 2nd, 2006 4:15 AM. (JTS) (later)

B-b-but in space you're weightless!

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 2nd, 2006 4:16 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

and in space prince philip would still be a cunt.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), June 2nd, 2006 4:28 AM. (grimlord) (later)

"Serenity" and "Objects in Space" were great, "Out of Gas," "Our Mrs. Reynolds" and "Jaynestown" were good, and the rest were okay; except for "The Train Job" which was just silly and dull. I liked the movie except DAMMIT HE KILL YOU-KNOW-WHO!

-- J (McChum...), October 17th, 2005 4:28 PM. (Jay) (link)

VOLDEMORT!?

-- walter kranz (kranz_walte...), October 17th, 2005 5:45 PM. (walterkranz) (link)

Seriously, I am actually a versatile guitarist and have wowed the pants off my share of morons, but there is something about these guitarists that I can NOT seem to mimic properly (regardless of "talent" level):
- All the blues guitarists
- that guy from Black Flag
- most of the metal guitarists
- Thurston Moore and his little weird buddy
- Ry Cooder
- Sonic Boom
- Anyone else who has released an album

-- Led zep Rules (yo@), June 1st, 2006 7:57 PM. (later)

[admin: oh boy, more free ringtone spam]
-- ringtones free (byyqye...), June 2nd, 2006.

Jess dead? Nah, he's just in Baltimore.
Who Is Paula Campbell?
A ‘Round-The-Way Baltimore Girl. A Single Mom. An R&B Star In The Making -http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=11880

-- curmudgeon (curmudgeo...), June 2nd, 2006.

no, i really am dead
-- jewess harvell (wt...), June 2nd, 2006.

free rington with every death
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), June 2nd, 2006.

my old blogs are now ringtone spam sites too...coincidence?
-- jewess harvell (wt...), June 2nd, 2006.

lmao @ this thread getting revived by spam.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), June 2nd, 2006.

I should change the thread title to "s trife and jess harvell offer free ringtones"
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), June 2nd, 2006.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), June 2nd, 2006.

Yeah, I was just looking out the window and thinking, "I want to be dumped by Lance Armstrong."
-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...), June 2nd, 2006 12:11 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

We are [ILM], so [ILM] is going where we going. So the next time you ask yourself where [ILM] is going, ask yourself: ‘where am I going? How am I doin?’

-- yuengling participle (pton_mwaa...), June 2nd, 2006. (rotten03) (later)

http://age-de-cristal.neuf.fr/filmlogan10.jpg

-- Logan 5 (loga...), June 2nd, 2006 1:51 PM. (ex machina) (link)

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Geek town, population Jon
-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), June 2nd, 2006 2:14 PM. (allyzay) (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 2nd, 2006. (later) (link)

"and that young man who stole that candy bar......was gerald ford!"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 2nd, 2006. (later) (link)

ENVELOPES: SORT OF

HARD ROAD TO 'HOE': DID YOU EVER SEE THAT SEINFELD EPIODE ABOUT THE ENVELOPES

ENVELOPES: NOT REALLY

HARD ROAD TO 'HOE': IS THERE ANYONE ON THE INTERNET YOU WOULD LIKE TO KILL BY SENDING THEM POISON ENVELOPES

ENVELOPES: ...

HARD ROAD TO 'HOE': ARE YOU CONCERNED WITH THE METAPHORICAL BREAKDOWN BETWEEN REGULAR MAIL AND ELECTRONIC MAIL

ENVELOPES: IT IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CONCERNS AND WE HOPE TO ADDRESS IT WITH OUR MODERN UPDATING OF '867-5309' CALLED 'JENNY@HOTMAIL.COM'

HARD ROAD TO 'HOE': WHAT DO YOU THINK THE GUMMY PART ON ENVELOPES TASTES LIKE

ENVELOPES: FREEDOM

-- Eppy (epp...), June 3rd, 2006 1:11 AM. (Eppy) (later) (admin) (userip)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Hargreaves
The FACTS:

born in Canada
raised in Canada
represented Wales in youth international football
is a professional footballer in Germany
speaks English with a Germanic twang
never lived in England

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), June 1st, 2006 1:39 PM.

That is not a FILE, it is a DOSSIER.

-- William Bloody Swygart (thingummy9...), June 1st, 2006 1:42 PM.

-- nabisco (--...), June 2nd, 2006.
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A size 12 in your size 6, so to speak.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), June 2nd, 2006.
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NB: I have no idea what that means. Someone told me a story about his dad offering to perfom that service for someone else, to curb a public disturbance.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), June 2nd, 2006.
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Was this person's dad a professional butthole-sizer?

-- nabisco (--...), June 2nd, 2006.
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I don't remember, I was pretty durnk when the story was told. There are sizes?

-- Laurel (sininspac...), June 2nd, 2006.
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Maybe it was a size-6 woman whose ass was going to be kicked. It would be a lot less pithy to tell a guy you were going to put a size 12 in his 32/34s.

-- nabisco (--...), June 2nd, 2006.

-- djdee2005 (esl...), May 9th, 2004 12:56 PM.

ay deej i never saw this thread but why the fuck did you think 'some cut' was a ROCKING CHAIR? do you usually get nasty in rocking chairs??

-- and what (an...), June 2nd, 2006 10:03 AM. (ooo)

you guys heard this new ll cool j song 'doin it'?? it samples a woman washing her hair with herbal essences shampoo

-- and what (an...), June 2nd, 2006 10:39 AM. (ooo)

-- kelly ca (kellyinfncol...), June 3rd, 2006 4:42 AM. (kelly cas) (later)

Answers

target needs to do fewer commercials.

-- keyth (keythkeyt...), June 3rd, 2006 12:13 PM. (keyth) (later)

-- Dan (WTF) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

Yeah, we're letting skunks and bunnies have all the fun.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

I think these are great! I find it hard to imagine a person who'd be turned on by them though.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

Funny, I find it real easy to imagine you'd be turned on by them.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

Meanwhile, Doug Winger's own website makes all the posted examples look awfully nice and cute.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

(I like the thread title implication that there's only one animation that satisfies the description.)

-- Dan (THE Animation) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

(Nate Patrin gag)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

i think it's time i took up reading again

-- jewess harvell (wt...), June 3rd, 2006. (later)

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), June 2nd, 2006. (later)

put it under glass

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), June 2nd, 2006. (later)

(There's something so amusingly circuitous about that response that I can't so much laugh as just boggle a bit.)

-- gbx (polarbea...) (webmail), June 2nd, 2006 12:18 AM. (skowly) (later) (link)

wait for the wii

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), June 2nd, 2006 12:33 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

u want his bladder to explode? :-/

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), June 2nd, 2006 8:55 AM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

-- remy (rem...) (webmail), June 3rd, 2006 2:00 PM. (x Jeremy) (later) (link)

-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), June 4th, 2006 12:04 PM. (vahid) (later)

well, that would explain her love for Bush

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), June 4th, 2006 12:10 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

BAM

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), June 4th, 2006 12:36 PM. (electricsound) (later)

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), March 26th, 2002 8:00 PM. (link)

-- nabisco (--...)

-- Fluffy Bear (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), June 5th, 2006 1:48 PM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 5th, 2006. (link)

First: Hey, guys, for once, you've got something interesting to read about, and especially a REAL solution, not just gossip.... and I bet many readers never saw such a toilet seat system, so my message should fit well on this page, right? Maybe not for gossip lovers, but in theory, it should.

Second: Sorry for those who consider my previous message as spam. I found that automatic seat so funny and useful that I said "Why not share it?" Anyway, I'm just a user like you. I'm not owning that seat or that company, I'm not affiliated to it either, if that's what you thought. I was just astonished by the system and thought of it when seeing this page.

Third: doesn't anybody want to talk about solutions to this page's topic, or is it just a chat-room for ALL EXCEPT the topic?

So, I apologize for those who felt somehow agressed by my message, but I hope at least one person will have learnt that there actually IS a solution to this page's topic...

People who want to talk about that plastic sleeve system are welcome to drop some constructive lines. I wonder if anybody actually has an opinion on that, and would like to see constructive comments.

Ciao!

-- AAA 96 (nomai...), June 5th, 2006 11:19 AM. (interhygiene-toilet-seat) (link)

Emphasis added.

-- Fluffy Bear (el.jeffe.bonanz...), June 5th, 2006. (later) (link)

Did he make you all pretend you were unicorns when he played "Me So Horny"????

-- Dan (Wow) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), June 5th, 2006. (later) (link)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), June 5th, 2006. (later)

of all the abuse ann coulter has been given on ilx thats the worst yet

-- and what (an...), June 5th, 2006. (later)

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), June 5th, 2006. (later)

Did you guys notice a little bike go across the moon? that was Spielbergs nod to the upcoming ET.
-- chaki (chaki.tim...), June 5th, 2006.

It says a lot about me that I see that now and think Jesus is a microchip.

-- kit brash (kitbras...), June 6th, 2006 4:27 PM. (kit brash) (later)

i was going for sunngoatse

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), June 6th, 2006 4:28 PM. (electricsound) (later)

sunn E((0))3

-- guns to deal with vodka (birthday.part...), June 6th, 2006 4:31 PM. (haitch) (later)

sunn Є((0))Э

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), June 6th, 2006 4:32 PM. (electricsound) (later)

*applause*

-- guns to deal with vodka (birthday.part...), June 6th, 2006 4:40 PM. (haitch) (later)

What is that? A vagina with ears?

-- I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (kat...), June 6th, 2006 4:41 PM. (papa november) (later)

it's the new thing

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), June 6th, 2006 4:44 PM. (electricsound) (later)

I'm so old school, I'm still rocking ears on the side of my head.

-- I woke up feelin' brand new, I jumped up feeling my highs and my lows... (kat...), June 6th, 2006 4:45 PM. (papa november) (later)

-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

< /custos >

-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

This image makes my day, with her set up at the table next between the pizza hut stand and elevators that go to the luxury suites, scowling and wearing a black tshirt. She spends the next 3 hours alternating between arguing with some 14 year over which $25 shirt to buy, and sitting there bored, idly doodling on the legal pad they gave her to track sold merch and playing with her laminate.

"C'mon, cmon', kid, which shirt do ya want?"

she takes a 15 min break to go buy a $4 Edy's Ice Cream before returning to rearrange what stickers are left. Her 32 oz diet coke is running perilously low, but the guys at the pizza hut stand refuse to take her order.

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 11:50 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

when the band plays smaller venues, she has to argue with the sound guy to give her one of his extra pair of earplugs. the inside of the club is so humid that the duct tape isn't adhering to the walls, so the tshirts keep falling down.

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 11:52 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

Unread Messages

this too does not please her

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 11:52 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

-- dog latin (doglati...), Today 10:56 AM. (dog latin) (later)

it's like watching a car crash watch another car crash.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), Today 11:10 AM. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

YOU WANT ME TO QUIT ILX?

-- Courtney Gidts (jo...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

-- Crimea River (boyincorduro...), June 6th, 2006 3:02 PM

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Unless two of those arms don't work, like this baby, in which case you couldn't drive at all and you would be stuck at home or on the bus masturbating with your one working hand.
-- The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (showdown@wormtown.com), May 31st, 2006 4:28 PM. (The Milkmaid) (later) (link)

As a side note, it has been my experience that Europeans often do not understand when we Americans are being ironic in our love of our culture.

Also, "In Sweeden, groceries buy you!" flew completely over her head which made me feel superior (and yes, I am aware of what I just said).

-- Fluffy Bear (el.jeffe.bonanz...), June 6th, 2006.

-- Stephen X (figmentfragmen...) (webmail), June 6th, 2006 3:48 PM. (Stephen X) (later) (link)

"Because it's some guy with a speech impediment talking to a beat with a repetitive melody? And maybe I don't care won't some "nigga homie" did with a glock at nine o' clock in his schmock at some foo's pad around da block. That's his business not mine."

-- ramon fernandez (ideaoforderatkeywes...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

at least we know he's not a narc

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...)

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i.e. portishead dummy & above
2004-2006 ONLY
1. scarface - don't matter
2. mf doom as viktor vaughn f/m. sayyid as curtis strifer - never dead

-- Triangle Shirtwa (torryamo...), June 6th, 2006 4:53 PM. (pds37)

Answers
HD Loc - "16:9 Booty"
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), June 6th, 2006 5:05 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

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huh?
-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), June 6th, 2006 5:13 PM. (vahid)

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you know, hip hop in TIFF or RAW format
-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 6th, 2006 5:22 PM. (slutsky)

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

Have you ever smoked weed, homes?

-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 6th, 2006. (later)

No, I don't want to see a 90-minute "earth not flat" film either.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), June 7th, 2006 9:29 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

-- Dan (Really Now) Perry (djpe...), June 7th, 2006. (later)

someone plz photoshop hypothetical poster for Movie Expressly Made To Keep Dan Perry Out Of Movie Theatres!!!

-- and what (an...), June 7th, 2006. (later)

(I second this request.)

shows how much you know about gayliens!

-- scnnr drkly (spami...), June 7th, 2006. (later)

GAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

-- ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (dot@dot.dot), Today 5:22 PM.

aka morrissey's house

-- sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (theundergroundhom...),

-- deej.. (clublonel...), June 7th, 2006. (deej..) (later)

deej nobody wants to know about what kind of weird dance steps you & serg do at sage francis shows

-- and what (an...), June 7th, 2006. (ooo) (later)

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), June 7th, 2006

Aren't you up on that Trap Hop?

-- ramon fernandez (ideaoforderatkeywes...), June 7th, 2006.

I think I started to lose it when the metaphysical nature of the Cars universe was being outlined.

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), Today 6:40 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

ihttp://www.angelfire.com/va2/vegansxemilitance/circleofX_s.JPG

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), Today 6:41 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

fuck!

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), Today 6:41 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

-- killy (fagsztra...), June 8th, 2006 1:42 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later)

KILLY HAS A BOYFREIND U DUM SPIDER

-- Q('.'Q) (�@�), June 8th, 2006 1:46 PM. (eman) (later)

I don't know. Did you?

-- Alba (albab...), June 7th, 2006 8:33 PM.

Didn't he though, Alba? Didn't he?

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), June 7th, 2006 8:51 PM.

Anyway:

people in the u.s. really do deserve dubya. they are just like him. greedy humourless murdering bastards. but not fun greedy humourless murdering bastards. really annoying and tedious greedy humourless murdering bastards.

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 8th, 2006. (later)

So it would be OK for them to be murdering bastards if they liked fun?

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), June 8th, 2006. (later)

Hi, Scott.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), June 8th, 2006. (later)

this coffee tastes bitter to me.

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 8th, 2006. (later)

oh god, no wonder. maria bought espresso and i just had 5 cups.

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 8th, 2006. (later)

-- Mikey G (...), June 8th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Mikey G) (later)

carginas
-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 8th, 2006.

get one outside

-- account (accoun...), June 9th, 2006 6:37 AM. (account) (later)

i mean, there are indie kids and fatteys everywhere

no need to troll the internet for them

-- account (accoun...), June 9th, 2006 6:40 AM. (account) (later)

-- Fluffy Bear (el.jeffe.bonanz...), June 8th, 2006 4:02 PM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows)

It means nothing to me. Maybe I'm too young to understand its significance.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), June 9th, 2006 2:14 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later)

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It means nothing to me.

Oh Viennapaws.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2006 2:24 PM. (Ned) (later)

-- Stupornaut (natepatri...), June 9th, 2006. (later)

and

I bet somewhere on intarnets there is a picture of Tuomas holding a kiwi up next to his ballsack.

-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), June 9th, 2006 11:53 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...), Today 12:57 AM. (Mert) (later) (link)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), Today.

chilliamsburg...

Following one of Momus's off-site links from the "Fashionable city..." thread to a Williamsburg review site. I assume this comment was put there by a clever ILXor.

-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), June 9th, 2006 11:53 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

Oh, noisepaws.

google one (1) "chilliamsburg"

-- registered ratty (clon...), June 11th, 2006 3:08 PM. (registered ratty) (later)

-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), June 11th, 2006.

-- registered ratty (clon...), June 11th, 2006.

sorry its a context thing

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), June 11th, 2006. (link)

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midget in a corset i know, i know, it's really serious.

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), June 11th, 2006. (link)

-- like murderinging, June 11th, 2006. (later)

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Watching a roomfull of near a hundred people jot down notes during this lecture was definitely the onset of an existential crisis.
-- like murderinging, June 11th, 2006. (later)

-- renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vfoz...), June 11th, 2006. (later)

broken beat.

-- cause no one makes it anyway (wt...), June 11th, 2006. (later)

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...), June 12th, 2006 2:32 PM. (kenan) (later)

dammit kenan why why why

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), June 12th, 2006 2:45 PM. (Tommy) (later)

"Whatever happened to all the heroes?/All the Shakespearos?"

-- mike a (mik...) (webmail), January 28th, 2005. (link)

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-- boonah (boonah8...), June 12th, 2006. (later)

You were listening to a DVD, chump.

-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 12th, 2006. (later)

courtesy Brian Miller

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 2:06 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

It's a situation should be remedied.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 2:07 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

"humor"? Huh.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 2:08 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

Finally I've learned the Finnish slang word for "erection".

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 2:09 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), June 12th, 2006. (sixteen sergeants) (later)

-- Crimea River (boyincorduro...), June 12th, 2006.

but sexist?

-- dengo matherton (dubplatestyl...), August 31st, 2003 1:11 PM. (dubplatestyle)

Orange marmalade is a long-recognized symbol both of patriarchal dominance -- the breast-like globes destroyed, imprisoned in pectin, and reduced to their purest subservience as a food source -- and of subliminated homoeroticism -- the seed-bearing fruit, the testes of the phallic tree, consumed in a sort of transgressive nod to Communion.

So, yes, obviously.

On the other hand, all of this is subverted by the two missing punctuation marks in the thread title: the apostrophe, the most masculine of the in-sentence marks for its shape and the way it dangles over the letters which crouch below it; and the implied exclamation mark, the phallus of the imperative intensifier.

So, no, obviously.

-- Tep (te...), August 31st, 2003 1:20 PM. (ktepi)

oh and lecoq is probably just gone because after he got all his shit moved into his new place, he probably forgot about this board as he probably has much more important super hero things to be doing.

-- Malaria Piercy (jeremalaria.firestarte...), June 13th, 2006 5:03 PM. (jeremalaria) (later)

he is going to be the star of one of the comics i will write.

-- Malaria Piercy (jeremalaria.firestarte...), June 13th, 2006 5:04 PM. (jeremalaria) (later)

(I just love the second post)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 12th, 2006 11:16 PM.

See, one thing I most emphatically don't want up my alley is a bicycle seat.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 12th, 2006 11:17 PM.

Not even a banana seat?

-- Casuistry (chri...), June 12th, 2006 11:21 PM.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), June 13th, 2006 1:49 PM. (TOMBOT) (later)

-- mike hanle y (pennyson...) (webmail), May 9th, 2002 9:00 PM. (link)

-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...), June 13th, 2006.

Nevertheless, it is perhaps fair to say that I have never had any reason to expect to enjoy the works of Tool. I will grant that point.

-- Pessimist (iamnotnamedfre...), June 14th, 2006.

do you dig super slo-mo claymation?

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 14th, 2006.

cuz if you do, have i got the band for you.

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 14th, 2006.

-- Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens (miltonpinsk...), Today 11:45 AM. (Enrique) (later)

Was Jarvis shouting at her from out of a nearby window?

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), Today 11:47 AM. (mark grout) (later)

Facists are the worst kind of rockists: they only like The Faces.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 6:34 AM. (StanM) (later) (link)

posted by Fluffy Bear 2:49 PM (email) (226 answers)

-- ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet@gmail.com) (webmail), June 14th, 2006 12:40 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

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Kitties don't even talk like that.
-- Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyza...), June 14th, 2006.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006. (link)

"Ow. Ow. Stop. Seriously. Geezer is a bleeder. Eminem. Damn. Get me demerol you rover for I'm gonna hemmorhage all over. I'm being punched. Obie Trice. Be Nice. Don't sit on me. Ow."

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), January 21st, 2003.

-- Jamie Thorne (Jami...), Today 1:10 AM. (Folha Seca) (later)

In summation, FIE ON YOU, DONUT-E POOPYHEAD.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 9th, 2005.

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When I was a kid I asked my mum for a wheelchair for my Christmas. She nearly keeled over with shock, and had to patiently explain to me that a wheelchair wasn't a fancy bike.
-- Rumpsy Pumpsy (rumpie7...), June 15th, 2006.

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 11:44 AM. (lawrence kansas) (link)

Answers

for batter i recommend starting with either corn meal or corn flakes

-- gygax! (gygax0...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 11:48 AM. (gygax!) (link)

You need WAFFLES and MAPLE SYRUP [thinned with chicken stock]

-- phil-two (phil-tw...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 12:16 PM. (phil-two) (link)

BATTER! This is getting complicated.

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 12:17 PM. (lawrence kansas) (link)

Just make sure your entire apartment fills with smoke, if it doesn't you're doing something wrong.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 1:59 PM. (tracerhand) (link)

Maybe you should just go buy shake and bake instead.

-- Mr Noodles (infinitecow...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:10 PM. (Mr Noodles) (link)

I will set a course for KFC. May the wind be at my back.

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:13 PM. (lawrence kansas) (link)

: (

-- gygax! (gygax0...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:13 PM. (gygax!) (link)

gygax! It's not you it's me. It's all for the best. I'm sorry.

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:17 PM. (lawrence kansas) (link)

KFC = no smoke-filled apartment = you are doing something wrong!!

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:20 PM. (tracerhand) (link)

Usually when I make up my mind I am immovable (like Dom Deluise) but the outpouring of irrefutable logic and sad emoticons has caused me to reconsider.

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), March 10th, 2003 2:28 PM. (lawrence kansas) (link)

-- Tape Store (theducttapeme...), June 15th, 2006. (Tape Store) (later)

hey take some documentary footage or pictures of these roof punx..

do they live well up there? what do they do when it rains?

-- gabe (gobifis...), June 12th, 2005.

oh they live VERY well my friend. cigars, brandy, caviar.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 12th, 2005.

doesn't the computer store know about this? punks can't be good for business

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 12th, 2005.

unless they're........ CYBERPUNKS!!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 12th, 2005.

-- karri miback (sr...), June 4th, 2006.
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i shd add that i really like how promiscuous girl keeps the slightly mystical 'world music' rocks & hills vibe of that annoying worthy album that nelly did last time, just enough that it sez 'THIS IS NELLY' but leaves out 'and check out how wholesome i am', and then those synths in the chorus are so melancholy, its so much more of a love song than a promiscuity song.

-- karri miback (ar...), June 4th, 2006.
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hi marissa

-- jergins (jergin...), June 4th, 2006.
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haha well spotted!

-- karri miback (ar...), June 4th, 2006.
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i am going to kill you.

-- karri (er...), June 4th, 2006.

-- melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (patrickalla...), Today.

-- fauxhemian (struggi...) (webmail), Today 2:20 PM. (fauxhemian) (link)

Do people call you by the wrong name, persistanly, either when writing to you or speaking to you? If so, what do they call you?

-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...), June 17th, 2006.

. . .

"douchebag," which i hate, and "backstabbing motherfucking piece of shit," which i don't mind.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 17th, 2006.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 18th, 2006.

Fuck an ILM.

-- Deric W. Haircare (troninmorocc...), Yesterday 9:22 PM. (Deric W. Haircare) (later)

-- Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolo...), June 18th, 2006. (later)

-- Breean Weldrick (b.weldric...), June 18th, 2006. (later) (link)

Touché.

-- Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle_vagu...), June 18th, 2006. (later) (link)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/day-off.jpg

-- yours fondly, harshaw. (jubea...), June 17th, 2006.

-- Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle_vagu...) (webmail), June 18th, 2006 10:31 PM. (noodle vague) (later) (link)

-- Cressida Breem (flamingflaming...) (webmail), June 17th, 2006. (link)

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 19th, 2006 10:55 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), June 19th, 2006. (suzy) (later)

because all iranians are like that.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), June 19th, 2006. (jed) (later)

None of the Iranian women I know would tolerate that! For a start, if she was a Shah supporter he would say he was half-Persian, so yeah, you can read a lot into how people choose to describe themselves. See Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi (I've interviewed her and we talked about this stuff for ages so don't try it).

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), June 19th, 2006. (suzy) (later)

oh i wouldn't dare try question your ability to sum up the entire iranian womanhood especially since you know Marjane Satrapi (how did i know you would try to get a connection into that reply). Marjane Satrapi, i'm sure, speaks for all iranian women on the big brother question while suzy speaks for all women on the cowboy boot question.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), June 19th, 2006. (jed) (later)

-- Sara R-C (sr...), June 19th, 2006 3:40 PM. (Sara R-C) (link)

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GUESS WHO'S CRINGING HARDCORE OVER HERE
Sara, EVERYONE remembers that videotape. People who haven't SEEN it remember it. It's transcended time and space and become LEGENDARY. I'm kind of shocked there's no YTMND site dedicated to it.

NOTE TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT BE POSTING UNDER THE NAMES FLUFFY BEAR OR JOHN JUSTEN: IF YOU STEAL THAT TAPE FROM MY PARENT'S HOUSE AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET I WILL KILL YOU AND SPREAD YOUR ENTRAILS ALL OVER YOUR LOVED ONES, NO LIE.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 19th, 2006 3:44 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

OK, so who wants to see the video? Since my friendship with Dan is at stake, I'll start the bidding at $20.00. Please indicate format preference.

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

HARDCORE ROFFLES

This reminds me of a story:

An evil female friend of mine was teasing a girl in one of her classes (this was eighth grade) and asking her if she had a boner. The victim, being fairly innocent, said, "A boner? What's that?" My friend immediately responded, "Oh, it's just something that happens to girls sometimes," and walked away.

Several days later, the victim walked up to my friend and whispered, "Umm, don't tell anyone, but I think I've got a boner." My friend immediately ran down the hall shouting, "_______'s got a boner! _______'s got a boner!" The victim ran after shouting, "DON'T TELL EVERYBODY! SHHH! SHHH!"

For the rest of the year, the phrase "I think I've got a boner" was high comedy.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), October 9th, 2002

-- aDOring NUTbians (do...), June 20th, 2006 3:55 AM. (donut) (later)

Arby's Buys Trim Spa

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 20th, 2006 4:56 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

Coca-Cola buys Curves

-- rrrobyn (apoemabouteverythin...), June 20th, 2006 5:04 AM. (rrrobyn) (later)

California Pizza Kitchen Buys Italy

-- San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (dot@dot.dot), June 20th, 2006 7:21 AM. (donut) (later)

slocki buys a piece of pizza cuz he's starving

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 20th, 2006 7:26 AM. (slutsky) (later)

Captain Kangaroo: And now it's time for a look at the kind of fun things kids like you do.
(Cue vid cart of rich kids riding horses and poor kids skipping rope.)
Sub Captain: Now kids, this is the missile tube we use to fire the missiles that kill the foreigners. Ned, do you want to try? It's this button right here.

-- Momus (nic...), March 3rd, 2004 9:58 PM. (Momus)

why bother?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 3rd, 2004 10:04 PM. (RJG)

I mean, why can't these ever-so-creative children's shows teach kids how to be homosexuals or put in contact lenses or something useful like that?

-- Momus (nic...), March 3rd, 2004 10:06 PM. (Momus)

you bother because it's funny, I guess.

-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 3rd, 2004 10:08 PM. (RJG)

I guess C. Kangaroo's jacket was making a bold plea for international tolerance.

-- Momus (nic...), March 3rd, 2004 10:09 PM. (Momus)

(I am insulting you, btw)

-- RJG (r_gillander...), March 3rd, 2004 10:09 PM. (RJG)

is it just me or was momus just attempting a logistical beatdown of captain kangaroo?

-- s1ocki (parrisactava...), March 3rd, 2004.

I think he was making his card.

-- Dom Passantino (lifetimepilingu...), March 3rd, 2004.

Bunny rabbit will be displeased.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), March 3rd, 2004.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), June 8th, 2004 4:02 PM.

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Marsha
-- San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (dot@dot.dot) (webmail), Today 6:12 AM. (later) (link)

-- J.D. (aubade8...), June 20th, 2006 2:12 AM. (Justyn Dillingham)

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"every president except that no-good commie FDR's day"
-- lavendra diamondheart (theundergroundhom...), June 20th, 2006 2:15 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen)

Love him or hate him. You HAVE to love those pants.

-- Ash (ashbyma...), May 4th, 2006 3:31 PM. (ashbyman)

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Only in the context of the "Bust a Move" video.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2006 3:32 PM. (Ned)

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"So I was at the Sanrio store wearing my glue pants when an earthquake hit..."
-- the real world meets laguna beach for adults (theundergroundhom...), May 4th, 2006 3:33 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen)

I am on laugh mode today.

-- kyle (akmonda...), Today 8:41 PM. (akmonday) (later)

yr friend sounds like a douche

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), Today 9:16 PM. (sixteen sergeants) (later)

does he also play a fretless guitar and wear gloves the same color as the fingerboard so that no one can see what notes he's playing?

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), Today 9:17 PM. (sixteen sergeants) (later)

no, he is a cellist.

-- kyle (akmonda...), Today 9:27 PM. (akmonday) (later)

Meantime, this is probably the heart of the matter elsewhere:

now that i've made a bad name for myself with the higher ups, i'd rather be put out of my mysery , can somebody just ban me so I can come back under some other name?

-- kevin barking (kevinbarkin...), June 20th, 2006. (later)

Someone is crying out for help.

-- The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (showdown@wormtown.com), June 20th, 2006. (later)

YOU NEVER HIM

-- Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolo...), June 20th, 2006. (later)

-- M. White (boeldie...), June 20th, 2006 6:52 PM. (Miguelito) (later) (link)

-- ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki.tim...), June 20th, 2006. (later)

that is some seriously faint praise

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 20th, 2006. (later)

-- duff (?Ý@?Ý.?Ý), June 20th, 2006 9:16 PM.

-- nabisco (--...), Today 3:03 PM. (nabisco) (later)

His heart is in a very wrong place.

-- CDDB (cdd...), Today 12:07 PM. (Dan Deluca) (later) (link)

It's in the glovebox of a Mazda.

-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), Today 12:18 PM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

GOD STOPPED HIM
-- lf (lfamula...), June 21st, 2006. (later)

---

I liked Buffy but never watched it enough to get really into it. But I rented all of Firefly and then Serenity from Netflix and watched it all in like a weekend and dreamed about it and was mini-obsessed and was really, really bummed when Walsh died and had a crush on pretty much every cast member all at once and generally got so into it that I thought that I should probably rent all the Buffy episodes, too, since I liked what I did watch quite a bit.

Then I watched the special features on the Firefly DVDs and decided what I would really rather do is choke Josh Wheedon a little bit.

-- Party Time Country Female (rabbitrabbi...), June 21st, 2006. (later)

-- Vic F (as...), June 21st, 2006 7:59 PM. (Vic Fluro) (later) (link)

(mainly for s1ocki response)

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (estebanbutte...) (webmail), Today 2:21 AM

not finding this ugly homophobia funny, but "amirite" slays me every time! i'm even using that in AIM now!

i would have never believed this internet meme i created would get so huge.
big up to you too!

-- Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyza...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006. (link)

hahaha a new option

-- Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (marmotwolo...) (webmail), Today 4:26 AM. (marmotwolof) (later) (link)

--

[spam deleted]
-- Fill (bigbos...), June 17th, 2006 4:11 PM. (later) (link)

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This, I think, is how ILF will catch up to ILM.
-- Casuistry (chri...), June 17th, 2006 5:03 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later) (link)

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Casino business plans are a rage these Casino internet online days, as more and more entrepreneurs are getting attracted to this lucrative opportunity. http://gomotu.lunaticsworld.com/
-- Fill (killbill...), June 22nd, 2006 4:00 AM. (later) (link)

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Hello? ILM is still totally winning!
-- Casuistry (chri...), June 22nd, 2006 4:43 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later) (link)

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In addition, your credit score usually determines the maximum loan amount you may Secure online gambling qualify for and the maximum cash in hand you may receive. http://infrans.tripod.com/secure-online-gambling.htm
-- Fill (killbill...), June 22nd, 2006 1:08 PM. (later) (link)

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I just don't think you have the dedication for this task.
-- Casuistry (chri...), June 22nd, 2006 4:22 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later) (link)

p.s. i am also a war widow and i make candles.

-- scott seward (skotro...), June 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (wt...), June 23rd, 2006. (later)

That's what DeRo told me when he took me to the zoo.

-- nabisco (--...), June 23rd, 2006. (later)

Clark Howard's 'Zebra' has some interesting information, it's in quite an unpleasant context tho (fanatical serial slayers in early 70s)
-- dave q (scrape10...), August 21st, 2001.

(presumably untintentional, but that makes it all the more ingenious)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), June 23rd, 2006. (later)

Author Topic: Cleaning hats?

posted April 25, 2004 03:06 PM
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I need a way to clean a fitted without fucking it up.

posted April 25, 2004 03:11 PM
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Wet rag & Oxy Clean shit's good as new. Cold water tho.

posted April 25, 2004 03:57 PM
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yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

-- LC (2lk34j2;lk34...), April 27th, 2004 6:02 AM. (link)

No idea where LeCoq actually found that exchange.

How about just

red yellow or black
kill them all

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), June 25th, 2006. (later)

they wanted to try the big naans!

-- aimee semple mcmansion (theundergroundhom...), June 25th, 2006

-- Teh HoBBercraft (j__...), June 25th, 2006.

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), June 20th, 2006. (Hurting) (later)

...

these look like fascinating powerpoint presentations!
-- ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki.tim...) (webmail), June 20th, 2006. (chaki) (later)

Next slide has awesome bald eagle animation!
-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), June 20th, 2006. (Hurting) (later)

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...) (webmail), June 25th, 2006. (link)

-- William Emmerson (gowheel...), June 26th, 2006 8:57 AM.

-- maerisza sabrael

There's an annoying girl at my job who has some serious growing up to do. One of her many horrifying common behaviors is playing "house" at the job and designating different coworkers as different members of her family. For a while she had a huge crush on me, and thus I became the husband. Whenever new people were hired, she'd excitedly hug me and exclaim in her nasal voice, "This is Derek, he's my husband! He's the best husband in the world!" Then she'd switch to a more serious tone to warn the girls that they'd better not flirt with me. Terrifying. Of course, she wanted to marry me on Facebook. After weeks of continually reminding me that I have yet to click "yes" that we are indeed married, I finally gave in and did it. After a while, trying to finally give her the message that I'm not interested, I switched to being married with another one of our coworkers, a girl I'm good friends with but my "wife" hated. When she saw that I'd switched the status, she had a real break down. Female co-workers told me about her heart break over the incident.

In conclusion, jesus christ, be glad you're not on Facebook.

-- like murderinging (mi...), June 27th, 2006. (modestmickey) (later)

-- Thomas Tallis"

Gosh, you may have the worst music taste ever.
I'd say Jeff Buckley's "Grace"

-- Tina Josefine (tinacarlstro...), Today 3:49 AM. (t inajosefine)