ILE/ILM Subject Headings That Would Make Great Album Titles

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And to keep it more interesting, let's say the subject heading can't be (an obvious) direct quote from another source...

― Joe, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Is total silence the best policy?' would be an album title that would lead to hilarious jokes by music critics

― maryann, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"What's the most unacceptable to thing to come out of your ass?". Duh!

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think nelly furtado already used that one.

― duane, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nedtopia 2002

― Vinnie, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just from the last couple of days:

"HO WBEAUTIFUL IS THE GENTLYFALLINGBLOOD?" - a shoegazer/goth/industrial hybrid.

"butterflies vs bees, FITE!" - a sideproject single from The Beta Band.

"The moment of your childhood that seems the furthest away" - a collection of droning post-rock and gentle ambience released on Thrill Jockey.

"I am going to revive the curtsey, do you want to help me?" - the new Belle & Sebastian album.

"Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?" - the new Oasis album.

"Thom Yorke like you've never seen him before!" - the new Radiohead album.

― Tim, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Every single ILE thread title = Smiths song title

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is this a suggestion or a wildly inaccurate observation?

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What are Koalas and can we eat them? - Belle and Sebastian

What are you - heh heh - wearing right now? - Aphex Twin

8-bit heaven - Ladytron

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Smearing shit in a pretty girl's face: The debasement of women in pop - Art rock project. Poor.

What are koalas and can we eat them? - Moloko's third album. Critically savaged.

Baking in the middle of the night - Arse end of alt.country.

DG's Dilemma - Nu-prog venture. Sleeper hit of the year.

I have a big ass. Beyoncé overreaches herself with this 'experimental' DC album.

Patterns on clothing. Unspeakably dull post-rock meanderings.

Why doesn't everyone in the world want to shag Shayne Carter? - Novelty hit.

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Moloko. much better. i leave now.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, don't be like that.

― N., Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Philosophy, Taoism, Sensory Overload - all bad hands in the air trance tunes, loved by Dave Pearce and made by blokes in the suburbs of Amsterdam and Ghent.

― Anna, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nedtopia 2002

Yes, precisely. Yes yes.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep hoping the "Pandas vs. Gene Shalit" thread will make a comeback, personally...

― Joe, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hanle y's Pancake Breakfast" and "flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Likes: Chinese food. Dislikes: fake people." sounds like an LFO diss track.

― Honda, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hardcore Pornography - the new Cure.

― nickn, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what is a giant factory house?

― kevin enas, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it's this thing
jarvis cocker's northern deadpan has more of the charms of the familiar than the jolts of the strange, but as ever the pulp melodies grow on you

― mark s, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"We Now Live On High Street" - McCarthy's comeback album.

― Ally, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"what r being the point of david blunkett's eyes" the new Chumba Wumba single.

― jel, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

"What Is Your Favourite Optical or Auditory Illusion?"

Collection of lost Stereolab out-takes.

I liked this thread, Pinefox-style revive time. Come on ILE.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Geezers Kiosk.

Alcohol or Yoga?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the idea of "Western Massachusetts."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Serious?

A World into the Mind of P.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"Western Massachusetts" sounds like a Mountain Goats song.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

its rather twee. i like it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the last band you saw play live. - sulky garage rock, probly the Raveonettes, most definitely not much cop.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What Are You in Love with Now? - The new record from The Corrs. Features collaboration with Wyclef.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ich fühle mich groß.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

'I Feel Gross' the lost Nirvana album
'Alcohol or Yoga'--the lost Hank Williams album
'Wasted Days and Wasted Nights' (is that a ref. from somewhere else?)
'Soccer Opera'
'The Disco Tex Essay'
'FOOK ALL NIGHT MON'
'Umbrellas!'

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" was Freddy Fender song.

"the physics of sympathy"-Dashboard Confessional
"Rubberduckyyou'retheoneyoumakemybathtimelotsoffun"-Hello Fiona Apple kids album.
"I will never understand Britain"-Novelty single
"Oh no! Exploding cat! Oh no!"-Bjork
"Internet Cafe Perverts"-the new masterpiece from Beck
"Donald Rumsfeld, what's on your walkman?"-Rummy's "Artist's Choice" comp
"That bird, Karen O, from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs - she's stinking dude!"-Unitard

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Monday, 28 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"being from london vs moving there as an adult" could be a morrisey comeback

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 28 April 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

New Apple Lust Objects

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 28 April 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

is the process better than the result shite laptop EP
Momus Vs. Geir Hongro sought-after split
the dog next door sad indie poo that would bore me to tears
ATTENTION, JESS massive olyscene crossover smash
Girly Sports Style j-noise hashup
all the prettiest pills in the world see 'the dog next door'

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

'Alcohol or Yoga'--the lost Hank Williams album

No, this is the final Johnny Cash album, the one where he covers Madonna's "American Life."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Was Marvin Gaye? -- ABC's (or some other New Pop/entryist UK early '80s group's) comeback album

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(or rather, Erasure sings Motown)

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Painting is Pointless: Captain Beefheart's comeback record

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

all the prettiest pills in the world

i'm considering appropriating this title myself..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

We need to all get together and put up the cash to press the Momus vs. Geir record

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 28 April 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

all the prettiest pills in the world
i'm considering appropriating this title myself..

-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), April 28th, 2003.

you bastard!! this is the title of my short story... oh well - you can have it. it's a good title. but still, name check me on the album!!!

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you have my word

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

You guys.... ZOMBIE DOGS!

Humanity won't be happy until the last mongrel is hung with the guts of the last sheepfux0r!

PEOPLE OF COLOR: SUE THOSE FUCKING COWS!!

can hot weather make glass and ceramics porous?

Join Us As We Waste Our Lives Playing Old Text Adventures

Notate your favorite sandwhich thusly:

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

HEY MUSIC DUDES!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

Advise a Tenant -- the next Morrissey single

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Am I A Sex Addict?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

I Need a Record Contract

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

Penishole vs. Asshole is a great dancehall comp

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

In America, even the gays and the hipsters are crap!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

today i need human contact

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmm, Pies.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Now This Is What I Call Songs you Never Need to hear EVER Again! Vol. 38!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Fucking drop this sick shit NOW

^^Good album title

― chaki, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:24 (seventeen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Outside Cats - is it a sin?

Band name AND album title

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 2 January 2022 22:16 (three years ago)

pet shop boys might sue

― calzino, Sunday, 2 January 2022 22:18 (three years ago)

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Also a good album title

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 2 January 2022 22:27 (three years ago)

Lol. When I make a surf rock band this year that will be our name

― hrep (H.P), Sunday, 2 January 2022 23:27 (three years ago)

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