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When do *I* get to have *my* rebound relationship?
It just isn't fair.

-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 9:23 AM. (kate) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i've edited books by ivy league professors that are gramatically challenged.
-- ||amateur!st|| (||...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 7:33 AM. (amateurist) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

See, where's the hilarity in that one?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(That's precisely what I mean by anti-intellectual.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

impersonal pronoun vs. grammatically challenged inanimate object, and spelling to boot

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.bahga.com/paul/Pictures/University_of_Waterloo/cheer-camp-booty.jpg
TO BOOTY

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, "professors" is spelled correctly. I'm not sure what you mean by "impersonal pronoun vs. grammatically challenged inanimate object." (The only pronoun I see is the "I" in "I've.")

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i cannot believe you are even trying to question our sense of humor.

everyone gets the joke but you.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If you want to argue that the sentence contains a misplaced modifier, you might have a case. (Is it the books that are grammatically challenged, or the professors?) But given the fact that the sentence is fairly short, I don't think it has the potential to be misread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

All jocularity/sarcasm/irony aside, Jaymc, the level to which you are reading into things is highly amateur!st!c.

― thorHmono (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

besides, it's not like you know any of us.

― thorHmono (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something mean-spirited about it, I gather, and when Amateurist writes a well-thought-out post with several five-dollar words, and then NOIZE DOODZ come in and poke him with a stick and ROFFLE, it strikes me as vaguely anti-intellectual. But maybe I'm just not getting it.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 2:10 PM. (jaymc) (link) (admin)
jaymc = amateurist?

-- dean? (¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 2:33 PM. (deangulberry) (link) (admin) (xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)

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Yeah, good detective work, Dean. I'm Amateurist. You've cracked the case.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 2:36 PM. (jaymc) (link) (admin) (xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

besides, it's not like you know any of us.

I have no fucking clue who you are, you're right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)


The problem is either using an impersonal pronoun ("that") to describe people ("professors"), a grammatical no-no (should be "who"), or, if you read it differently, then the books are "grammatically challenged", which is kind of stretching things, anthropomorphization-wise.  OK, that's not a huge error, but I wouldn't call him on it except the content of the post begs for it.  I think you figured out the spelling mistake.

The other problem is that THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD AND NOTHING MATTERS

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.helding.net/chief-joseph.jpg
I WILL BASH AMATEURIST NO MORE FOREVER

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no way that the "that" in that sentence is intended to refer to "professors" unless you either have no concept of grammar rules or are actively looking for a mistake. It's awkward but it isn't wrong.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eteamz.com/FLBigten/images/umpire.jpg

― common_person (common_person), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn skippy.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 August 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DAN

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DAN
-- cutty (holle...), August 6th, 2004 12:25 AM. (mcutt)

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

COMMON PERSON I RECALL A USAISAMONSTER SONG

― thorHmono (Thor), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ryeuhh.250free.com/LOL.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 August 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, you like good music. How do you find time to learn about crap?
-- Red Panda Sanskrit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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Suzy, are you constitutionally incapable of writing a post without suggesting you know someone famous?

-- eclectic_glamazon (eclectic_glamazo...), August 10th, 2004.

― wow (Vic), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hargh!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, not everyone who is sick of you is European.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 6:15 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

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I think the only thing to be sick of at this point is people talking about me.
-- Red Panda Sanskrit (jonathan.william...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 6:15 AM. (ex machina) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I lived in America.

-- jel -- (freeduni...), August 10th, 2004. (jel) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't even know who you are"

it's like home alone meets the 400 blows

-- cutty (holle...), August 10th, 2004. (mcutt) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

O U WIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

YES! CHICAGO + FRANCE + AMATEUR!ST QUOTE = ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm honoured, I think.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

my prob is that i will sometimes overcompensate for my wanting to escape (and consequent feelings of guilty for same) by being too nice, offering to go for another round of drinks, etc., thus condemning myself to several more hours of near-torture. strangely though, i'm not good at all at feigning interest in people .

-- |a|m|t|r|s|t| (|a|m|t|r|s|t...), August 10th, 2004.

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

strangely indeed, also, hi Vic!

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always wondered where the women go during winter, too.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), August 10th, 2004 7:40 PM. (later)

they come party at my house.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 1:01 PM. (ken c) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

my stuff didn't make the cut. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, it took the emphasis away from PIMP DADDY KEN C

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

please, BELLE AND SEBASTIAN fans.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No way, dude. They come party at his house.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you should go for the japanese porn - they sometimes build it up for ages! you'd be like "bloody hell get on with it", like, and like then they start getting it on and holy shit this girl gets raped for 4 hours before getting bukkaked upon.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 12:58 PM. (ken c) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't suggesting there was, Jon - I've never visited there. I am a 45 year old systems analyst, and not at all a noise dude.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 1:06 PM. (Martin Skidmore) (link)

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Ok, I'm pretty sure there isn't. Mostly name calling there.
I'm a 22 year old "application developer / systems administrator"

-- Red Panda Sanskrit (jonathan.william...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 1:12 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c sucks

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear that he has a party house!

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah if you go there, you get bukkaked upon!!!!

have fun.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I would rather not think of ken c bing, please.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

K CING ON YO TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

so that's what the C stands for?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It certainly doesn't stand for "charming."

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

VITAMIN KEN C ON YO TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the c stands for cuntyface?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

C is for Chaki

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if there are sites where womens' clothes get all eaten off by moths?

-- Tom (ebro...), January 13th, 2003 11:47 AM. (Groke) (link)

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

dude she fucking sucks no matter what. what a boring bunch of songs. god you older men music crits are sick and weird.
-- Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki.tim...), August 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

NO, THEY ARE TOO MACHO.
(although I know some girls who liked their No Fun appearance.)

this is ridiculous and indicative of the general misogyny in noise that is the main reason I don't like to go to noise shows or hang out with Jon Williams, okay tx bye

-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...) (webmail), August 11th, 2004 2:08 PM. (Donna Brown) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HA HAHAHAHAHA

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

She's been rejecting all your invitations to hang out, Jon. That's sad. I'm sorry.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, Dean, you know I believe in the separation of the races!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I only Lurk

-- Amatuerist (lurke...), August 11th, 2004.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That's true, Jon. I read that on ILE about you. Terrible, terrible.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, knowing that the noise dude board could allow for session hijacks and XSS is really reassuring.

-- TOMBOT (logi...), August 11th, 2004. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, where was that from?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the gossip thread.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that thread is out of control. i can't see ips anymore though ... not a moderator ;___(

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(328 new answers)

how did you spoil your mod privs?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Jon was mad that I teased him for complaining about having to stay overtime. I was given a yellow card and everything. I felt like a CRIMINAL.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you are his C-man.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! He was being dopey about it. It's not like I teased him about being bald or anything. Also, hstencil jumped in on the victim train and I think I was done for on that thread.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i noticed it got real quiet around here for an hour. can we stop that?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we stop the quiet?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a burrito.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

C'MON BRING TEH N01Z3, GIRLS ROCK TEH BOYS

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I want you to have a burrito.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

man, what up with this PACIFIC TIME BULLSHIT MAN

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

MODERATE CUTTY.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't even get on that gossip thread, wtf is going on there?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see it either! And I'm still a mod, I think.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/acktrap.jpg

it's jon's specialty.

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure this is only a taste of the fun to cum!

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATION]

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought you weren't allowed to post unless you were registered, did we changet hat?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATION WRT: EXPERIMENT]

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

MODERATOR MODERATING

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no i've said too much hahahaha THAT"S ME IN TEH CORNER THAT'S ME IN TEH SPOTLIGHT

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

[twattish comment]

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

[MODERATED TWATTISH COMMENT]

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

My head and crotch just exploded.

-- NA (emmaa...), October 31st, 2003 4:48 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay now I really do think it was my car. And really, it's not that bad, just a little dusty. Your car would be dusty too if you'd driven through the desert from L.A. to Tucson and back over a three-day period.

Two months ago.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), July 24th, 2004 1:15 PM. (Gear!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, you dudes are thick... I'm not yr pal Jon. I'm just a guy with an opinion. I'm sick of everything being dumbed down, and I'm not auditioning for a position anywhere. My point was simple - at least it seemed obvious to me. Our critics need to 86 the superlatives, which are inevitably married to tiresome, old-ass ideas in the first place. Far better to play the system against itself. Meltzer may be a relic of the 60s, but he certainly had a great set of ideas: disrupt, sabotage, dismantle. Pitchfork is utter rubbish. I long for the days when John Holstrom was doing "Punk" - they pitted Bay City Rollers against Sex Pistols! It never got much better than that... Too bad I was minus three years old at the time!

-- ggsh josh (pitchfuck.maxim...), August 12th, 2004.

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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Hannah:

I know this is gross, but I like petting the forest, too.

-- felicity (felicityredwel...), November 5th, 2003 3:54 PM. (felicity) (link)

-- Allyzay Science Explosion (alk210...), August 12th, 2004.
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― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon knows about as much as you, Ned, in terms of evaluating a musician's or a group's hard-won ability to go about the business of their craft in an interesting way. Which is very little. That's why you will NEVER see the likes of you engage in any formal analysis of jazz or blues or improv or small band rock music or anything that involves musicianly craft and parsing out the techne of the form. Hence, the love of gauzy back-to-the-womb narcoleptic meaninglessness.

-- Monetizing Eyeballs (electrifyingmoj...), August 11th, 2004 9:16 PM. (diamond) (later)

people like guided by voices because they're, like, totally GAY. they're so fucking gay they're, like, FAGGOTRONIC, MANNNNNN. holy fucking shit batman, i put a swearword in. i like real man-music that has a whole fully engorged penis attached.

-- drew (lichte_...), August 11th, 2004 9:19 PM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could pet the forest. I think that I have a forest brewing.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Lego was the medium which bound all my other toys together into the same universe. Without the Galactic Rift Portal (and the smaller-scale PortaPortals Snake-Eyes and Cobra Commander developed in unison [during the brief Joe/Cobra pact, a union sparked to retaliate against the rising threat of the Gobots]), GI Joe would've made it out of the solar system (the Defiant was a noble effort, but was not made for extended deep space travel). Of course, they probably would've never encountered the Andromedan Demon Ponies (my sister's My Little Ponies + sharpee + me & my best friend being 8 years old and awake at 4 in the morning + need for new supervillain, as Will [afforementioned best friend], had managed to off Megatron [supreme chancellor of the Villain Empire] with a cigarette lighter earlier that day) either, and thus the human race would've never gone extinct. In retrospect it seems I often abused my power, possibly to the detriment of all toy civilization.

I came of age in a time ripe for innovation in the field of lego spacecraft engineering. The invention of the long clear ones, the x-wing style space windshield pieces, the big wheels (perfect for landing gear), etc. I really wish I had taken pictures of some of them, the GI Joe Intergalactic Transport, the Gobot Destroyer, Bumblebee's Time Travel Flyer, etc. I weep for the lost documentation of my childhood's greatest endeavors.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 13th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

dean?, shhh! you'll make gygax! ill. Unless that's what you're trying to do.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i live for gygax illness.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a little bit disappointing really. It had so much promise I thought but in the end it was pretty much nothing more than an extra long session of Smackdown/Raw. There was some good actual wrestling during the Gurrero/Angle match. Other than that there were really no surprises.
Randy Orton getting the Heavyweight belt was always on the cards, nice to see a bit of emotion going on though. BE A MAN! Aw.

and nice plastic roof on the limo, too.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), August 16th, 2004 5:35 AM. (ken c) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You know that Chappelle bit about "what if the internet were a real place?" Well if it were, a lot of you would have broken noses.
-- roger adultery (vlad62...) (webmail), June 26th, 2004 12:13 AM. (roger adultery) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

roger is #1

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 16 August 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

He likes to fight!

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

he's got spunk and afraid to shed blood to get a point across vs. anglophiles

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

greasiest tv show ever.
-- dean?

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

JESS GO LISTEN TO METALLICA

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

jess how nice of you to visit

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is pretty fun aand would benefit from full noise dude participation:
John Petrucci brings you...ROCK DISCIPLINE (a picture thread if the pictures can fit)
aka try to find the ugliest/most ridiculous instrucional music video artwork possible

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ITS LIKE HIV/AIDS THE REAL DAMAGE IS DONE BY SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHING ON THE BEASTIE DICK JUST WEAKENED HER IMMUNITY

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), August 19th, 2004 5:32 PM. (roxymuzak) (link)

BWAAAAAAA

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to punch this dude from the Veils in the face

-- roger adultery (vlad62...) (webmail), August 16th, 2004 9:03 PM. (roger adultery) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger Adultery is much less threatening in real life.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 19 August 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

He looked like a big monchichi in that photo I saw of him. He's so tough online though!

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep it chill online myself but in real life I'll shiv you with a blade if you look at me crosseyed, motherfuckers tried it before then they went and done died, died for the sin of tryin to smack me down, turn that big stupid grin into a dead fuckin frown.

out

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 19 August 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Voting for Bush as a means of attaining ecstasy

I don't like George W Bush. Rather, i don't like his policies. I think he's dangerous, incompetent and stupid. I do not support the war in any capacity. I don't know WHAT we'll do, as a nation, under four more years of George W Bush. Perish, probably.

That said, I think if I decided to vote in this coming election, which would be the first (and presumably last) time, I think pulling the lever and casting a vote that would help to ruin the day of people like Michael Moore, Kathleen Hanna, The Beastie Boys, Steve Earle, Bruce Springsteen, Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Linda Ronstadt, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and REM, would feel much like a hundred china white spikes in my vein. It'd surely bring me to an internal-organ warming state of supreme ecstasy, culminating in a cream colored climax the likes of which no mortal man has ever experienced.

One more fucking protest song, and, to paraphrase an Onion column from a few months back, my vote is going to cancel out yours.

And you just TRY to keep Mellencamp quiet.

In this way, I exploit democracy's greatest flaw. And STILL help to keep Heinz-Kerry from moving into The White House. Rightfuckingon.

-- ziggazigahhhh (deathtoyo...), August 19th, 2004 5:34 PM. (roger adultery)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 19 August 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

omg i was noize dude excelsiored. right on.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW IRONIC IS IT THAT TWO PEOPLE BANNED FROM TEH NOIZE BOARD WERE AT THE BLACK DICE/ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SHOW TONITE?

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

: /

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 20 August 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

DRIVER, ALL THE OLDER KIDS WON'T LET ME SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS :(((((

-- ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (j.dubz@RoffleStationZero) (webmail), August 20th, 2004 7:12 AM. (ex machina) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ON FI-YAH!

Don't take your lack of reference points out on a good band.

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), August 20th, 2004 11:01 AM. (roger adultery)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

U FAGGOTS DONT DESERVE TO OWN A GHOSTFACE ALBUM SAYING IT WAS WORSE THAN BULLETPROOF WALLETS HOW CAN U BE ALIVE, GO WRITE ON YOUR BLOG AND EAT A SANDWICH FAGGOTS

-- ROCKINITSUCKERS (ao...), August 25th, 2004. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one time my mom was bringing the cat to the vet in what would eventually become my first car. the cat pissed in the back seat.
then, much later, she gave the cat left over shark steaks, and the cat went into the back seat of the car to sleep, and puked kitty shark gutz all over the place.
so when this car was eventually mine, in the hot summers, it would smell like hot kitty shark piss gutz and no one wanted to get in my car.

-- JaXoN (jaso...), August 25th, 2004 2:04 PM. (JasonD) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you do teh math.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), August 27th, 2004 10:37 AM. (ddb)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://shutdown.net/~jmat/housesale/mls/

look at the third picture

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 27 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

t's a nice surprise that you will find useful on your journies!

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 27th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

look at the third picture

ROFFLE

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

TEH ROFFLECHOPPA

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha, people are scared of viewing my posts. That funny - funny, funny. Very proud is I.
-- Calzer (calze...) (webmail), September 6th, 2003 7:56 PM. (Calzer) (link)

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hop on ILX chat sometime.
i hear it's a popular topic.

-- Kingfish (jdsalmo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2003 7:59 PM. (Kingfish) (link)

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Serious? People waste time speaking about me? That's sooo sad as to be funny.
-- Calzer (calze...) (webmail), September 6th, 2003 8:02 PM. (Calzer) (link)

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How do I get on it??
-- Calzer (calze...) (webmail), September 6th, 2003 8:03 PM. (Calzer) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw her on Stern and she looked very strange post-face lift. Asian eyes, almost.
-- dean? (power.strik...), August 27th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say Oriental, but wimped out.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

PUSSY STERN WATCHING FAGTOG.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't be mad because your parents won't pay for your cable.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You can afford cable=THEY ARE PAYING YOU TOO MUCH

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

props to JaXon

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

SCARE QUOTE HYPOCRISY

oh, and 'romeo must die soundtrack' was a mixup (i had just listened to it when i wrote that, actually). i was TRYING to say 'the nutty professor two soundtrack', which was too commercial and 'jiggy' to fit into my musical tastes last summer, until i found it and stole it and now i love it (and more tracks than i said in my article: the eve track is fantastic, the dmx one is mostly great, etc.)

-- ethan padgett (epadget...), March 1st, 2001.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

for the longest time i thought that trife dood was from latvia or something. one of those eastern european kidz trying to be hip-hop. i don't remember why i thought that. his posts always looked weird to me.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE IS THAT FROM THE LOST BOYZ

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It was Jane, and she looked so much better without that make-up on. Who knows what her asshole looks like without soft lighting, though.

Nicole Richie actually looked okay, too.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), August 27th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHA

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

What if you're wearing a shirt that says "porn star" on it?
You are either:

(a) a porn star trying to be funny;
(b) an out of work porn star using your body as your billboard; or
(c) have never had sex (and no, dry humping your cousin after prom does NOT count).

-- luna (luna_cee...), August 28th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAA

-- johnny fitz (marcusinterop18...), August 27th, 2004.

Who are you?

-- Leeeter van den Hoogenband (leeee...), August 27th, 2004.

mwahahhahhahahahaaaaa from 2003-2004 (march) i was the biggest spammer on this site. MR. noodles had to write a prgram to stop my spamming, i am a legend. however, i see that this board is full of newbies. thus my spamming spree must once again live on, to remind you of my awesome power.

-- johnny fitz (marcusinterop18...), August 27th, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 28 August 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Czech blastcore and pagan culture

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Saturday, 28 August 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You ever see that documentary on Sundance Channel called "Friends Forever"? I think this game is based off of IncrediBall Boy.

-- helltime (n/...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 11:45 PM. (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Sunday, 29 August 2004 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

That thread is all about your "average" sunday and this thread is wholly specific to August 29, 2004.

I guarantee you that this thread will be revived at some future point. Roommate Couch Sodomy. There. I've just insured it.

I've been mopping this afternoon. First time in three years.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), August 29th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 29 August 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the truth is that all kinds of men and women like all kinds of different things. Some dudes like girls with bellies, some ladies like dudes with bellies, some people like to be pissed or shat upon. Hopefully you can find the person that most fulfills your need to be loved and is receptive to receiving your love. That's all there is to it.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), August 30th, 2004 3:18 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(i thought that lauren had written that, for some reason, which made it much funnier)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 30 August 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

All the things I want to see: A picture thread

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 30 August 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

a few years back, i posted a "fake" message to the official clint black message board congratulating him on "i raq and i roll" which also included some hyberbolic jingoist/quasi-genocidal urgings, and black replied affirmatively.

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), August 30th, 2004 3:54 PM. (later) (link)

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Monday, 30 August 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

OMGROFFLEROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man, that's pretty sweet.

this looks much better than the last one.

-- amateur!!st (-...), August 31st, 2004. (later)

MAC OS 9

-- cutty (holle...), August 31st, 2004. (mcutt) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This is from the noise board but is too good to pass up:

IRL i just spent $150 on these
http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/er6i.asp

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), August 31st, 2004 11:12 AM.

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IRL i'm laughing at you.
-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), August 31st, 2004 12:03 PM.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Debuting on Fox this fall - I blame hstencil, in which everyone's favourite grumpypants is accused of a different federal crime in every episode!

This week: stealing mail!!

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), September 1st, 2004 2:56 PM. (Mark C) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife is a witch. It makes for some interesting breakfasts.

-- adam. (adamr...), September 2nd, 2004. (nordicskilla) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ned needs a new schtick

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), September 3rd, 2004 7:21 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

Dude, and you don't?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), September 3rd, 2004 7:22 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

haha pwned!!

― purple patch (electricsound), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What's good on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

this album is shit poopingly sucky. hated it!
-- big chaki (chaki.tim...), September 3rd, 2004 1:49 AM.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Friday, 3 September 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

as long time R&B and soul listener, i find myself frustrated that only indie bands are (allegedly) trying to show that theres some semblance of a song underneath. what i wouldnt give to hear more instruments in R&B, or better songwriting.

-- dickvandyke (dickvandyke300...), September 3rd, 2004. (later)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 3 September 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on Dan [perry], give us more.
-- dean? (power.strik...) (webmail), September 3rd, 2004 1:58 PM. (deangulberry) (link)

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there's probably a vagina joke occupying him on another thread.
-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), September 3rd, 2004 1:59 PM. (laurenp) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've just exposed (again?) my snobbery.

-- amateurist (amateuris...), August 26th, 2003. (amateurist)
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yeah. you do that all the time.

-- Julio Desouza (juli...), August 26th, 2003. (jdesouza)

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 5 September 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

In a right world, these guys would be listed with Jeff Buckley as the pinnacle of sensitive-guy rock. (I do notice they seem to be gaining in
respectability, though.) So let us celebrate these unjustly ignored adult alternative gods, may they continue to rock on.

-- My name is Kenny (bogususe...), September 5th, 2004. (My name is Kenny)

Answers

No they wouldn't. They are justifiably relegated to the sickly, foul-smelling, waste-choked bed pan of deservedly-forgotten pop history
where they belong.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 5th, 2004. (vassifer)

I think you meant: In a right world, these guys would be listed with Jeff Buckley. I assume the rest is a typo.

-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 5th, 2004. (Anthony Miccio)

I don't really like either of you.

-- My name is Kenny (bogususe...), September 5th, 2004. (My name is Kenny)

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 5 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What thread is that from? What does Miccio know about anything? He's a colossal idiot. Buckley is great. Both Buckleys are great.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know anything anymore, I'm trying and failing to stave off the forced insertion of the New Radicals into the ILX canon

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That's from the gin blossoms thread. when i first read it i thought anthony meant that in a right world the gin blossoms would be dead.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

IT GIVES ME HUGE BONERS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHISKEYDICK

LIKE I COULD LAY WASTE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH THESE BONERS

-- MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ReaderRabbi...), September 6th, 2004. (ex machina) (later)

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

you need to learn how to read, vic.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hey! other ppl have been pasting messages from the noise board too ....i think it should qualify since most things that make me excelsior these days in ILxland are from RIGHT HERE, JACK

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

like this one:

we first had sex in a hotel while Flowers In The Attic was playing on tv

The last time I saw FITA was in a hotel room. Later that day I nearly had sex.

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 5th, 2004. (rosemary) (later)
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― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

wait...now i see this huge YELLOW CARD -BOARD : NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO READ thing evrerytime i click on a noise thrEad....

DOEST HIS MEAN I'VE GOTTEN CARDED? OMG WTF ?.

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

though most of the messages arent fron the noise board, i will relent. dont get your knickers in a knot.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

IS THIS LIKE WHAT AARON SAYZ:

AaronHzILX (9:59:06 PM): mayber u got banned?
AaronHzILX (9:59:22 PM): or got a penalty like in soccer
AaronHzILX (9:59:28 PM): a yellow card hahaha

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

did u yellow - card me jack? DID U JON? HAHA

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the yellow card has been removed. all is happy (or not).

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

JACK DO U HAVE AIM

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW DID U CARD ME

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

my aim is in my profile.

i have administrative privileges courtesy of jon.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 6 September 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone else react with abject terror to stuffed animals in nature museums?

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

moderator edit req

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams, you really are a nasty, pathetic little fuck, you know that?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), September 7th, 2004 6:44 AM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

link please!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone else react with abject terror to stuffed animals in nature museums?

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess in an inflated sense of importance shocka
-- MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ReaderRabbi...) (webmail), September 6th, 2004 1:33 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

if it calls itself emo but doesn't hunch over, fall down and scream its lungs out, it's really just shitty pop-punk.

-- Ian Johnson (orio...), November 30th, 2003 6:21 PM. (orion)

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys, I have to leave ILX

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ile's fan fiction:

Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy

Metal God: The Rob Halford Story (another ILX Collaborative Production)

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ok what is that friends forever movie called and where can i see it. also can i downloade that thing

― thorHmono (Thor), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's just called friends forever. it's on the independent film channel fairly often.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how do you slough off the hegemony of The Beatles, Stones, Clash, Smiths et al when their supremacy is fixed by CD reissues, DVDs and those nostalgia-crazed TV stations?

You could actually listen to the free CDs you presumably get sent, find the gold in amongst the crap and tell people about it, rather than writing articles about how things aren't as good as they used to be, but that would take more effort

-- DJ Mencap0))) (lack@of) (webmail), September 9th, 2004 6:41 AM. (later) (link)

OTM

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my last apartment in philly was directly across - only separated by an alley and the window blinds - from a school for disabled kids. i often had sex there.
-- jess (wt...) (webmail), September 9th, 2004 11:48 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kurt Cobain almost raped a retarded girl once.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 10 September 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oasis" is a love story involving two young people abandoned by families unwilling to give them the love and attention they require. We in the audience may be equally unwilling to give them love and attention, and that's why the film works so powerfully. Its heroine is a woman rendered almost powerless by cerebral palsy. Its hero is a man so obnoxious and clueless that while he's in prison his family moves and leaves no forwarding address. They meet when he rapes her.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/wkp-news-oasis27f.html

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 10 September 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

HI AMATEURIST DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT VINCENT GALLO SAID TO ROGER EBERT

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 10 September 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thank you for flip-flopping and giving my movie three stars. That blowjob I made Chloe give you must have been pretty good."?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 10 September 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

no aaron, that is not what i am talking about

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, those two kissed and made out...er up.

― msp (msp), Friday, 10 September 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Well it's more of a "call and response" borrowed from spirituals and gospel music."
i dunno, "call and response" is pretty pervasive as a technique, not limited to spirituals. i wouldn't say that spirituals are the most proximate context here. rap music is the proximate context, if we need one. there are "call and response" patterns all over rap music.
-- amateur!!st (-...), September 10th, 2004 10:26 AM. (later)
GOD AMATEURIST, GET A LIFE.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), September 10th, 2004 10:29 AM. (ddb) (later)

haha

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Where is that from?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

the kool thing thread (which i regret ever clicking on, don't say i didn't warn you).

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

otay thx

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Message: 5
Date: 10 Sep 2004 11:08:41 -0000
From: spockmorgue
Subject: New poll for spockmorgue

Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
spockmorgue group:
In response to recent developments over
the past year, should Spockmorgue be
renamed to Weaselmorgue?
o Yes
o No

To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spockmorgue/surveys?id=1393780
Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.

Thanks!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the thread is awful.

STAY AWAY.

SOMEBODY IS GETING THEIR JOLLIES WAXING POMPUS OVER A SONG THAT SUCKS SACK.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

SOMEBODY IS GETING THEIR JOLLIES WAXING POMPUS

that would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, i fucked her!

-- MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ReaderRabbi...), September 10th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www258.pair.com/poppy2/lj/teenpeoplemes.jpg

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha I already saved that one to my HD

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 10 September 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't know that jess works in a strip mall. that explains a lot.

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), September 10th, 2004 4:02 PM. (link)

is that some weird, overly intellectualized version of "do you wanna fight?"

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), September 11th, 2004 5:16 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

amateurist in mook-in-professors-clothing shocker

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), September 11th, 2004 5:16 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Message: 6
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 13:37:16 -0400 (GMT-04:00)
From: mosurock
Subject: Re: Re: Gang Gang

Well, this generation also wears too much eyeliner and chugs that
heinous Sparks booze/energy/crack in a can like it's water. Six years ago,
some of these people were listening to June of 44.

Looks like I'm gonna be single for a long time,
doug

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, even though w3@s3l is totally flooding the list, it's pretty effin' hilarity today:

Message: 3
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:31:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: jason@chaikenfilms.com
Subject: What's tempeh again?

damn Weasel, even your dinner sounds pretentious. My dinner last night
was
totally not cool. I think the problem here is low THC levels. I mean,
of
course you're going to worry about box set interpretation of Animal
Collective in 20 years if you don't smoke the evil weed. they're 24 and
from NYC. Hate magnets right there for the lucid... I'm flipping thru
my
recs today to find a sober musician I like um besides M. Jackson. It's
tuff with these munchies.

Message: 6
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 13:37:16 -0400 (GMT-04:00)
From: mosurock
Subject: Re: Re: Gang Gang

Well, this generation also wears too much eyeliner and chugs that
heinous Sparks booze/energy/crack in a can like it's water. Six years ago,
some of these people were listening to June of 44.

Looks like I'm gonna be single for a long time,
doug

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

What list is that, g? I'm a big fan of teh w3@s3l's angry rants from the chic@g0 1mpr0v list...

― Reed Moore (diamond), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

sp0ckm0rgu3

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Message: 7
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:45:27 -0700
From: weasel walter
Subject: Re: Re: listing

Yes, good times! Me suck! me are asshol!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

that was not googlyprooved

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

now i can't talk about how i played a show with the FL's and what a fucking turd he was.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 11 September 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

he seems turd-like, to me.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 11 September 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Weasel...

Doug was a regular here once.

He'll find this thread, no doubt!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 11 September 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

they're 24 and from NYC.

auuugh! anything but that!

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 11 September 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

this one is for DG:

dave wakeling kicks major ass. i havent seen the vh1 show yet but he plays in la like every week. always so great.

-- big chaki (chaki.tim...), September 11th, 2004 2:20 AM. (chaki) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hi dere

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 11 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys, I have to leave ILX
-- dean? (power.strik...), September 7th, 2004 10:05 PM. (deangulberry) (tracklink)

dean, you are my fucking hero.

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 September 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

and also i'm a tranny.

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 September 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yahweh, hands on tits. goon of all ganders, a ban on me!

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 11 September 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh, blahblahblah. seeya.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.martialartstraining.com/Art/PatBrowne2003/Dick%20massage%20190.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.asap.unimelb.edu.au/bsparcs/aasmemoirs/gifs/dick.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.strengthtech.com/photos/weightp/dick.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.socalspeedskating.org/scssa/natchamp/dick-hunt.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

DOG LATIN STEP INTO MY OFFICE...
http://harland-williams.net/mary/mary08.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

duu9 is cool and his opinjuns are respectable. wee5 is cool and supermegaknowledgeable but he's dissed me hard probably not even intending to. alas and so on, the interweb has it's ways of junktifying context and personalities. things like elbows get magnified while eyes are censored out.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i'm not saying people are cool or not cool, i'm just posting msgs that i laughed at. w33zie could probably use a vacation though.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yes!!! x 9

― msp (msp), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

WAKELING RULEZ, G!, MUCH LOVE, JA

― dean? (deangulberry), Sunday, 12 September 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember being sort of disappointed when computer games started coming with graphics.
-- amateur!!!st (---...), September 8th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~noizedoll/syyrbookaswearword.JPG

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~noizedoll/syyrbookverdriet.JPG

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

TAKING INSPIRATION FROM HUSKER DUUUU....

IT'S A NEW GENERATION, OF ELECTRIC WHITE-BOY BLUUUES....

― Reed Moore (diamond), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

aw that shrek doll is so cute!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

dude whats wrong with the english beat?

― big chaki (chaki), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

NOTHING. THAY ARE AWESOME.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

CHAKI KHAN,

DEANGULBERRY AND I THINK ITS FUNNY THAT DAVE WAKELING PLAYS EVERY WEEK AT VARIOUS SOCAL CLUBS.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I confess: He wrote some good songs!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Every ~~week~~ day!

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I take it your a producer. I would like to hear some of your songs.

-- pv (petervaler...), September 13th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 13 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to the Baby Doll lounge with some friend last year after seeing Jonathan Richman at the Knitting Factory. It was a chamber of horrors. That it's survived benefits absolutely no one. And there hasn't been any silicone in that place for decades.

-- Alex in NYC

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Obv ILX needs to start a recruitment drive to get more professional indie artists on the boards since the assembled office worker massive don't have time to write 6 paragraphs of undergraduate ethics rhetoric to keep you all entertained

-- TOMBOT (simpleasthat), September 13th, 2004 12:28 PM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 September 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle @ tombot.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Nu Metal fans*, as stated above; don't feel agressive towards them, just a bit wary, cuz it's very likely that we won't get along.

* isn't it odd how there still isn't a real term for this sub-culture, even tho they're as easily identifieable by their look/clothing as mods or hippies or punks or b-boys or whatevah?

-- Daniel_Rf (filosofiaebolacha...), September 14th, 2004. (later)

Just call 'em Juggalos - then, you can take a 'kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out' approach to it
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), September 14th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway i agree that gun control arguments are pointless.

Still, rhetoric aside, exactly what difference does it make if I own a .22 or an uzi? If I wanted to kill you, I'd do it with a slingshot if I had to.

-- roger adultery (vlad62...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 4:47 PM. (roger adultery) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HILARIOUS XPOST

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

roger adultery is on FIYAH

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"obese people eating soft-serve ice cream in public"
why does this remind me of a david lynch movie?

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 3:02 PM. (link)

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cause you watch a lot of movies?
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 3:03 PM. (Oops) (link)

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

told

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

told

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 8:42 PM. (amateurist) (later) (link)

― dean?! (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't that funny that it needed you to come out of lurkerdom.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i came out this weekend! we had a big party.*

*parts of this message may not be true,

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert1/wkp-news-oasis27f.html

-- amateur!!!st (---...), September 10th, 2004. (amateurist) (later)

HI AMATEURIST DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT VINCENT GALLO SAID TO ROGER EBERT

-- cutty (holle...), September 10th, 2004. (mcutt) (later)

"Thank you for flip-flopping and giving my movie three stars. That blowjob I made Chloe give you must have been pretty good."?

-- AaronHz (aaronh...), September 10th, 2004. (AaronHz) (later)

no aaron, that is not what i am talking about

-- cutty (holle...), September 10th, 2004. (mcutt) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE CURSE GALLO PUT ON EBERT'S COLON?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

AMATEUR!!!ST YES I PUT THAT SAME CURSE ON YOU

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MY COLON HAS NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CANCER = CLOSURE

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY YOU ARE A TREAT

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Grateful Dead arnt as bad as everyone likes to say they are. Go ahead... see where the Flaming Lips got it from! Anthem of the Sun is a really neatly produced psychadelic era record and any live show from 73-74 is sure to impress your ears.
-- chaki (chak...), July 11th, 2002.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Neat" meaning "interesting" or "neat" meaning "clean?" Cuz it's kind of a MESS.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't relate every moment in my life to one in a movie, anyway.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 11:40 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link)

er, is that an insult?

i was just referring to a scene where some guy flashes a gun in a parking lot but doesn't hold anyone up or shoot anybody. it seemed appropriate.

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 11:44 PM. (amateurist) (later) (link)
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Unread Messages

This is like when Groucho was cracking jokes but the stuffy fat lady was oblivious.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 11:45 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)
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― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the grateful dead. this is well know. there is a gd/boredoms connection and the 2nd time i met momus in person i was tanked and talked to him about the dead.

― big chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, i like the grateful dead too!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

FUK EWE HIPPIEZ

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The only David Lynch movie that reminds me of is The Straight Story -- there's that obese woman at the very beginning eating a Snoball, I think?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

There's Harry S Truman scarfing down donut after donut through most of TWIN PEAKS.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

how much should i sell a straight story soundtrack signed by lynch and badalamenti on ebay?

― big chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked that soundtrack, but not enough to pay what you will probably get on eBay.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW MUCH ARE YOU ALLUDING TO?!?

― big chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SEVERAL DIMEBAGS

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

oh stop plugging yr book chuck. why would I pay for it when I can read yr drivel here for free? But so far, no one on this thread can figure out yr criteria for liking this song, so stopping stringing us along and come with the goods already...

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), September 14th, 2004. (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

THEY JUST MENTIONED DAN SELTZER ON WFMU?

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

They do that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

He played records at one of their record fairs.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

they were playing some shit that sounded like blonde redhead with TECHNO BEATS

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

are you listening to the live stream or the archives?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i was listening to the stream, now i am listening to DJ KRUSH

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

OCDJ is cool. He got mugged at gunpoint on the street I used to live on in JC tho, which sucks.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

this reminds me that I still have never heard Rufus Wainwright.
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 13th, 2004.

i dont even know who he is!
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), February 13th, 2004.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Say Something Nice or Interesting about: Smash Mouth (or possibly Sugar Ray)

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick Froberg sounds like the lead singer of that Drive Like Jehu band.
-- ddb (stupidpum...), September 15th, 2004. (later)

oh
-- ddb (stupidpum...), September 15th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i htink the "oh" was an xpost to me.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle. regardless it MADE THE PST

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i htink it wouldn't be nearly as funny without the "oh."

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it would be funny if it was funnier.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i htink someone's cranky today.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

drink a sparks, it'll perk you right up JEANS BOY.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

GO TO CLASS HIPPIE. GOD AT LEAST PROTEST OR SOMETHING.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the "oh" was an xpost to gygax. but, fuck that thread. i wasnt trying to be funny D4n. just taking part in the typical ILM stupidity.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

not going to class.. i might take a nap. fuck i feel like the asshole of the world today.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

GOD I HATE ILM.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

karl ("f ath") is a funny poster. i think i (actually msp and i) saw him once at a show, i can't remember which on though.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How did you know that it was him?

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/famosos/7F02HarveyFierstein.jpg

Oh Karl!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz he was tall blonde and skandy looking, everyone else was not.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

skandy?

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

skandernavien

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

RACIST.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, gotcha. i checked out his email address, so i get it now.

he's going to fistfight you and chug a beer, ddb.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

HAS HE EVER HEARD OF THE CRINKLEZ, THE FUCKING CRINKLEZ MAN?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no gygax. you do not refer to a certain tosser of bottle caps do you?

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

nononononono, this was in MORAGA, CALIFORNIA.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh!
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't even a SHOW, it was a reading.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams' penis
is quite reminiscent of
a rainbow laser
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), September 15th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah... that's what i was thinking. cause we didn't get over to moraga for much else if i recall.

i'm barely remembering tall scands of any kind though. (ahem, speaking of that reading, i saw that poet the other night out on the town.)
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ha!

i saw him in the corner of my eye as we were skeeterin' out the door.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY WERE YOU SKEETING OUT THE DOOR? WERE YOU OUT OF TISSUES?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

slice of cucumber on the kitchen counter = ridiculously effective ant repellent

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), October 31st, 2003 12:38 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

Yes, but you have FUCKING CUCUMBER on your KITCHEN COUNTER!

-- NA (emmaa...) (webmail), October 31st, 2003 12:38 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow, i find it hard to believe that jon williams could row a crew boat ... unless he's more muscular than the pix of him that i've seen online.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...) (webmail), September 17th, 2004 10:14 PM. (llamasfur) (link)

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Well, his wrists are probably pretty muscular.......from all that wanking.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), September 17th, 2004 10:15 PM. (vassifer) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~statler/statler/img/statlerwaldorf.jpg

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos"

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

crew boat?

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Friday, 17 September 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Eisbar is obv. so gay for JW, they should fuck hard.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFL

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Not that I've stared at his body for hours upon end while drooling into my keyboard, but I don't think JW has the glutes to hoist a 58kg scull onto my volvo wagon. now a reacharound on the other hand..."

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 September 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

At my last birthday one of my friends did a 'beer'-bong that contained anything we could find. It had punch (mostly vodka-based but with port and a few other things), wine, cider and beer. Then he was sick purple on my arm.

-- Craig Gilchrist (craiggil00...), September 17th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, "then he was sick purple on my arm" = pure poetry.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DOOD, THAT WAS THE BEST PART

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE I AM NOT DISAGREEING

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

NOR AM I.

THE WHOLE THREAD IS PRETTY ROFFLIE.

Have you ever shotgunned a beer?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never done any of these things. I was a pothead during those tender years. People who did kegstands were morons. People who dropped acid and walked across train bridges, on the other hand, were cool.
-- Kenan Hebert (mondria...), April 23rd, 2003.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the no glove no love thread is about to get funny i bet

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

By a simple mathematical process, it is easy to compute that "the country/city with the most attractive women" would be the city/country with the most women. Ergo, the People's Republic of China.

-- Aimless (aimles...) (webmail), September 17th, 2004 10:13 PM.

(a) why? what if only 0.00003% of chinese women are attractive?
(b) the number of ilxors who have been to china can probably be counted on one hand

-- amateur!!!st (---...), September 18th, 2004 11:16 PM.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 September 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the coen bros ok, but life is kinda too short to make catching up on their filmography a priority.

-- amateur!!st (-...), September 17th, 2004. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 18 September 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist is too busy posting to ilx.....

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Saturday, 18 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that was snobby of me. i think i will rent "raising arizona" this week. there are only four or five coen bros films i haven't seen, actually.

also i was being tongue in cheek w/that chinese women post. sometimes people think i'm being serious when i'm not. i guess that would be my fault.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

am, on the association thread, that particular guitar effect is called "tremolo" (which does sound good with reverb or without).

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i remembered it had reverb and couldn't remember whether it was actually tremolo. thank you.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it's this great walking pattern interspersed with sporadic downstrokes, very fun to play.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Skrewdriver Vs. Public Enemy

― thorHmono (Thor), Sunday, 19 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The thread will not be deleted, but will remain locked.

As far as I'm concerned, Marcello Carlin outstayed his welcome here long ago. He has show little courtesy for anybody else on these boards in recent times, and should know better than to expect from us the type of generosity and patience which he himself has failed to deliver time and time again.

By bringing his problems to ILE, Marcello effectively opened himself to criticism. If he wasn't prepared to witness a discussion of his person, he shouldn't have gotten personal on the boards.

Putting "DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE ME" in your thread title does not magically refuse entry to those that hate you and want to condemn or provoke you. There is a standard of freedom of speech which I at least try to uphold here, and Tom was well within his rights to make the comments he did.

The fact that I personally agree with the points he raised have nothing to do with this policy decision.

-- Andrew (n...) (webmail), September 22nd, 2004 11:31 PM. (enneff) (later) (link)

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA YAWN + ROFFLE = HILARIOUS RESULTS

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

chuck's probably busy looking up the appropriate Village Voice column to link in order to explain himself.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), September 22nd, 2004. (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The Economist
September 18th 2018
Contents

On the cover
Americans still lead the world in hell of shit, but no longer in the arena of technology. Decades of slacking have left the US' working population left out of the biggest advances and even the military looks to be falling behind: Leader, page 15. Busted-ass telecoms, page 35. Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

8 The world this week

Leaders

13 Euro Pussies
What in the damn hell

14 Fucking Chinks
Shitty leadership surprise

15 US Techno Meltdown
Told you, bitch

17 The New Assholes
Labour fucked you again

Letters

20 On smuggling, the Arab League, fucked-up tariffs, shit

Special Report

31 Education in Africa
Still shitcanned after all these years

...etc.

-- TOMBOT (discoun...) (webmail), September 22nd, 2004 9:14 PM. (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha xpost!

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

In The EXCELSIOR, when the weather is hot/you can LOL and touch the sky

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You all really get off on picking on me.
Especially the British guy...he is British, right?

-- Nowell (nowellkolin...), September 23rd, 200

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

People like Alex in NYC need to be out there on the front lines, defending rocking, so the civilians can actually do the rocking. The price of rocking is eternal vigilance.
-- wetmink (minksof...) (webmail), August 27th, 2004 12:16 AM. (wetmink) (later) (link)

-- amateur!!!st (---...), August 27th, 2004 1:21 AM.

― thorHmono (Thor), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC is like fucking Voltron whenever Anthony Miccio tries to ruin my day!

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 23 September 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

taking sides: dfa vs bemusic

dfa vs bemusic

who are the better producers? fite!

(inspired by the very bemusic-like dfa remix of gonzales/russom "rise")

-- the surface noise (slight return) (3l3ctricsound@h0tm@il.c0m), September 22nd, 2004 8:28 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Answers

bemusic

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), September 22nd, 2004 9:13 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later)

DFA

-- GALKIN (JG@DFARECORDS.C0M), September 23rd, 2004 9:26 AM. (GALKIN) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

boy these are some real knee-slappers

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 23 September 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Encyclopedia Brown and the Rusty Trombone" really opened my eyes as a child.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...), September 23rd, 2004 12:03 PM. (Hereward)

i could of sworn a rusty trombone was a sexual position/manuveur.

― brock (brock), Thursday, 23 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

5 bands ye love
Body: **COPY AND PASTE INTO A NEW BULLETIN DO NOT REPLY TO IT!*

reason now for an endless liar:

1. underoath
2. my chemical romance
3. from first to last
4. glassjaw
5. norma jean

forest trolls of satan:

1. All Shall Perish
2. Cephalic Carnage
3. Dripping (R.I.P)
The rest are all even.
(p.s. Kelsey you sexy bia.)

Yar:

1. Danielle even though she's not a band ;)
2. Slayer
3. Deicide
4. Cannibal Corpse
5. My brothers in All Shall Perish

GUY WITH PIE X TSU

1.you know all those hardcore hxc bands that bring sick hardcore hxc dancing.. like atreyu.. FATA.. A7X (avenged sevenfold).. The Bled.. UnderOATH (NEW!)... STATIC LULLABY....... All Shall Perish.. haha
2. On Broken Wings
3. Casey Jones
4. Comeback Kid
5. STRONGXHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mcfly-no order

1.madball
2.warzone
3.judge
4.agnostic front
5. blood in blood out

wow.

― Holly (an appletross), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

you're friends with these people?

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no, they just added me.

― Holly (an appletross), Thursday, 23 September 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

21 on disc 2 would seem to be the unlisted "rain ammunition"-esque instrumental from the cut yr hair 12".

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 24th, 2004 10:59 AM. (gygax!) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sICK hardcore dancing...

― warhorse jackson (thee owlbear hunter), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still amazed people think presenting a mix to someone where the recipient's name is in the title of all the tracks is a good idea.

I'm still amazed that people waste their time making mix tapes or mix CDs at all. Especially to impress chicks. Especially rock critics who do this, when they should be spending that "mix tape time" at the gym because they're geeky fatasses.

-- ivanic (ivani...), September 24th, 2004 12:20 AM. (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

my chemical romance r awesum

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Louisville doesn't have a subway system, but maybe that was your point.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), September 24th, 2004 12:38 PM. (hstencil) (later)

ALCOLOL

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This is pretty hilarious:

Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 20:09:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: Rick Ele
Subject: O! SUCK ME, PROG! (S'morgue Anagrams)

A class action suit against Pitchfork Media claiming
misappropriation of the word "prog" has been filed on
behalf of all the music geeks that comprise the
SPOCKMORGUE roster, some of whom held picket signs
reading "SUE MOCK PROG" in today in front of Pfork
Hqtrs.

PITCHFORK MEDIA staff were not available for comment
because they were away at a HOT KID CAMPFIRE singing
contemporary emo hits and roasting marshmallows with
other smarmy likeminded western-shirt-wearin'
blowhards with very small pointy eyeglasses.

WEASEL WALTER never saw a SWEETER "L.A. LAW" episode
than the time Blair Underwood and Corbin Bernsen's
characters both unwittingly hooked up on a blind
double date. He recently suspended his exacting venue
standards and played a house show, but he remembered
why he generally doesn't book house shows for FLYING
LUTTENBACHERS where some perv spiked the punch with
rohypnol causing a FUNNY LITTLE GHB SCARE, and
everyone went home with a complete stranger.

George was only kidding when he said Weasle's drumming
was totally overrated, but it did succeed in spurring
Weasel into playing those drums like never before, and
thus the FLYING LUTTENBACHERS proceeded to BURY LITTLE
G. CHEN FANS with a paint-peeling performance. Then
Weasel re-enacted the famous Chicago "Disco
Demolition," but only this time it was a small pyramid
of K.I.T. 7-inches on smoldering on the floor.

No one wants to imagine their parents humping...and
strangely enough, CURSE OF THE BIRTHMARK had to cancel
a gig because of one members emotional distress; his
only comment was "I saw FATHER RUB MOTHER...I SICK!"
(I couldn't even attempt a tie-in for FIRM SORBET
HACKER HUT.)

DEATH SENTENCE PANDA played in Kris Kringle outfits
and xmas stocking-caps in their new extended swirly
psych lineup which includes a sitarist who was like a
totally DEEP ENCHANTED SANTA.

Now that Matt St. Germaine has announced a new pricing
scheme for his CDR and DVDR duplication services,
FREEDOM FROM has become synonymous with MR. DEMO
OFFER. Backwards subliminal messages in the Ova!/Happy
Mothers Day... CD have been used in music therapy at
state psychiatric institutions, and the governor of
Minnesota has recognized FREEDOM FROM RECORDS for
their efforts which have REFORMED FORMER OCD's.

The band T.I.T.S. made such a splash in their first
few months of playing out at Bay Area gigs, but they
began to get more ambitious to create an even bigger
buzz by staging their own break-up to cash in on their
contrived "ex-members-of" status, then "reuniting" as
EX-TITS ARE BIG and signing to TIGERBEAT SIX.

TIGERBEAT SIX figured they'd hafta strap on an EXTRA
BIG SET to renegotiate their contract with Numbers now
that they're like hella-big in Europe 'n' shit.

Don't even think about asking DEERHOOF to play a show
unless you get the event catered; they weren't the
least worried about beer tickets at their show...all
they cared about was "Is there FOOD HERE?" But that's
what happens when you play the D.A.M. House three
times in '97 and '98, where we routinely blow $300 on
groceries for every party.

Speaking of Davis, the COACHWHIPS were so amazed at
the population of cows on campus last week when they
played the Agrarian Effort Co-Ops. Before kicking off
the show, Dwyer asked, "What's that smell in the air?"
The answer: "AH, COW CHIPS." Some Aggies actually
reinforced the cowpoke Kings-fan stereotypes by having
a cow-chip tossing competition at the horseshoe pit.

NARNACK RECORDS moved their NYC offices to Coney
Island to make lunchbreaks more interesting. Now they
are situated on a totally RAD SNACK CORNER with a hot
dog cart, a falafel place, and a pizzeria all within
50 feet of their door. After adding Sonic Youth and
The Fall to their stable of recording artists, NARNACK
RECORDS sought to invoke a reunion of Krautrock greats
Can, but those DARN CAN ROCKERS have finally taken
well with retirement after many uninspired solo
projects.

Many of you know that GUITAR WOLF is famous for puking
on stage after seeing this happen last year at the
Hemlock Tavern. Well, after eating a bowl of grapes
and melons and taking several flaming shots at the
bar, some GUITAR WOLF fans were treated to the bizarre
and shocking image of FRUIT AGLOW coming outta the
singer's mouth at their last performance.

The new Sassy Magazine is reaching for its cool old
roots by rekindling it's cute boy band alert--remember
when they occasionally put the spotlight on indie
artists like Nation of Ulysses?--and in the next
issue, they are featuring BLACK DICE. Some girls
apparently are swooning, but a BI CACKLED when asked
for comment, but she would reconsider if they added a
female member to round out the band. (Yeah, some of
these are reaching....)

No one would've figured ANIMAL COLLECTIVE to be major
supporters of the Descendents or All, but they agreed
to headline a recent benefit concert to protest the
development of condos on the site of the band All's
practice space in Fort Collin, CO. Panda Bear was
even heard shouting to the crowd, "You can't EVICT ALL
ON MALICE!" Some longtime fans wondered if their
favorite band had sold out when they didn't show up
dressed like animals and one member wore a NICE EVIL
MALL COAT from Hot Topic.

LIGHTNING BOLT are really excited by Adrian Beltre
challenging former Phillies great Mike Schmidt for the
all-time record for most homeruns in a season by a
thirdbaseman, and they've also been chronicling Barry
Bonds' race to 700 career homers and Albert Pujols'
bid to become the fifth major leaguer to drive in 500
runs in his first four big league seasons. You can
read all about it online in Brian's NL HITTING BLOG.

UPSILON ACRUX waited too long to reserve a domain name
for their band website and had to pay off one
opportunistic "fan" who had reserved upsilonacrux.com,
.net, and .org. "URL PANIC SUX!" Paul said.

LE FLANGE DU MAL was mistakenly double-booked at an
all-aged club in Santa Rosa the same night Velvet Teen
was booked to play, but they championed on and
persisted through an unseemly MALL FAN DELUGE.

CRACK: WE ARE ROCK is shooting for the stars for their
next full-length release and aiming for mainstream
breakthrough success; they'll be quitting their
dayjobs as soon as possible and will be damned if they
can't make music and tour full-time rather than WORK
CACK CAREERS.

Taking cues from the parallel Hepatitis Youth tour
which followed them all over the U.S. last time, ERASE
ERRATA is scheduled to play A RARE EASTER performance
in front of a Catholic church next spring. Those
parishioners are gonna be so pissed! I can't wait to
catch the look on their faces on videotape!

If you weren't clued in by the occasional references
to Filipino-American culture on the first Rose For
Bohdan album, then maybe you'd be surprised to know
that the mogul behind DEATHBOMBARC is totally
committed to lowering and tuning Hondas and Acuras and
affixing stickers that inexplicably say "Top Fuel" and
"Powered by Mugen" all over the windows. The
DEATHBOMBARC street-racing club has been winning many
awards for their outlandish and innovative
turbocharged Civics and Integras. And if you ever
wanna see some fine hotties, you should come to some
of the car shows. So many bikini girls pose next to
the cars, and there's all kindsa freaks lookin' for
hott boi with an unnecessarily loud exhaust tip to
hook up with. These events are like a "D.O.H.C. BABE
MART."

All of the bands on DEATHBOMBARC hafta sign a pact so
that when they die, the members are buried in the
label's very own mausoleum on the beach. It seems
kinda weird, but when you see it, you will think it's
a totally RAD BEACH TOMB, and you will be itching to
sign your band on the dotted line.

Just like LIL POCKETKNIFE, in fact! Some vintage
synth nut was so enamored by their keytar that he
tried to run off with it. He was a very handsome
fellow, but not after the club bouncer caught up to
him a block away and punched his face in. That was a
FINE LICK, KLEPTO.

Ben from LOAD RECORDS was inspired to get in on the
import tuning action and even used attached a
hella-sick rear wing spoiler that stuck up two feet
higher than the roof of his car, but it applied so
much downforce on the back wheels, which is the last
thing you want when you're modifying a front-drive
car. The compression rate on the VTEC motor
skyrocketed after the ill-advised addition of a
particular bolt-on turbo, and then the CAR DROOLED.
Those East Coast guys should stay outta the West
Coast's import tuning game....stick to your Camaros,
East Coast!

When Dim Mak released yet another useless record by
The Apes, everyone looked the other way, but EATS
TAPES was happy that Dim Mak also made the album in
all three major formats including cassette. They
played the Apes tape in their little tape player and
managed to build a really cool song out of the
blandest track on the album, then they released it as
a sorta remix called "TASTE APES." Yeah, that's
pretty clever, huh?

All bands are used to getting "Freebird" requests
shouted at them, but at the last COMETS ON FIRE gig in
SoCal, some old-school punker with a flannel shirt
around his waist had the nerve to request they play a
Circle Jerks cover. To which, the band suggested that
the mosh-dude and his moshy friends get in a circle
and see which ONE COME FIRST.

Dan from ON/ON SWITCH was so impressed with shows in
Davis after seeing a couple of them, but the last one
was a bad experience when he stepped in something
really foul. It didn't help Davis' cowpoke Aggie
image in the least when a stampede of cattle broke
loose from the animal husbandry lab and ran through
the streets, defecating all over. "If there are so
many smart ag and bio students at UCD, tell them to
develop a NON-SHIT COW, and I'll come back," Dan said.

But those scatological-brained dudes in POPULAR SHAPES
were pretty much awesomed by this bovine shit-storm.
"AHA! SUPER PLOPS!" exclaimed the drummer.

That is all for now.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If I wanted to read I'd go to school.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

orion0014 (12:11:07 PM): who is coming with you?
Roxymuzac (12:11:50 PM): my friend sonya
orion0014 (12:12:03 PM): OOOOH
Roxymuzac (12:12:12 PM): we're staying with her friend in brooklyn
Roxymuzac (12:12:19 PM): and then shesstaying there, and im going to london
Roxymuzac (12:12:25 PM): sonya's gay, p.s.
Roxymuzac (12:12:46 PM): i know you noize dud0rz are always looking for chix0rz to hang out with

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 25 September 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

But seriously, can the words "great" and "Pavement album" really be used in the same sentence?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 24th, 2004. (later)

they just were, by you.

-- adam. (adamr...), September 24th, 2004. (later)

ZING ZANG ZONG

-- gygax! (gygax0...), September 24th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 25 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey guys! Red Baron can't works on my Lc475, MacOs 8.1. 3d models in game have no skins. How i can solve this problem? Write. My e-mail: Hokum@degunino.net P.S. On PC i also can't play. 450 mhz makes Su-27 from Foker Dr.1. Marchenco Andrey, Russia.

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Saturday, 25 September 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

when Thurston threw the firecracker at Lee during the recording of In The Kingdom 19. You can hear it going off scaring Lee. Supposedly he got mad about it and was gonna quit and then calmed down later.

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Saturday, 25 September 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

in the kingdom #19 . . .thurston threw firecrackers into the studio about a minute or so into lee's and mike watt's recording of in the kingdom #19 (you can hear it about the time he says "waaiiittttt!!" and then stops talking for about 5 seconds).

but i had no idea lee threatened to leave over that.

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Saturday, 25 September 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

1995 newsweek tupac review

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 25 September 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax thinks No Doubt INVENTED ska!

-- adam. (adamr...), September 26th, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 80 for raggett "particularly fine"

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Since I live in the U.S., I don't think I'm required by law to own any Beautiful South records. Same with Texas, Deacon Blue, Divine Comedy, and Manic Street Preachers.(Same goes for The Shamen, Stereo MC's, Orbital, & Bucks Fizz.)

-- scott seward (skotro...), September 26th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Just a vote here for some kind of restriction (?) on 'ex machina.' On the 'Should I use a Mac?' thread, he just graced the thread with about 50 images of an animated dildo.

-- 57 7th (nickdougla...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 12:53 PM. (calstars) (later) (link)

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

also can the NOISE BOARD and the PWN board get the links in the upper right to each other like ILE/ILM do?
PWN / NOIZ

-- Free the Bee (Tripste...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 9:30 AM. (ex machina) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

this would be cool
-- Free the Bee (Tripste...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 9:59 AM. (ex machina) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

aw!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, their own hazy paradise (lowercase habitat as well as that song) is also steamy, dirty, like a real forest (incl, in the back corner of the pasture, down toward the bottom of the ravine, speaking of shrooms.) Was very glad to first hear this as antidote to cable debut of LORD OF THE RINGS: digitalized, sanitary fronds, incl. Ian McKellan's "hair" eeewwww

-- Don (dmxz...), September 27th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 27 September 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

adam quit your job already, it is almost 5.

-- kyle (akmonda...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 4:40 PM. (akmonday) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and i highly recommend putting another 512k RAM in there to bump you up to 768. like i said upthread, do NOT buy RAM from apple.

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), September 28th, 2004 8:45 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

you are easily amused

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

look upthread in pbook thread where jon thanks me for giving him the same info!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

and i highly recommend putting another 512k RAM in there to bump you up to 768. like i said upthread, do NOT buy RAM from apple.

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/websearch.php?search=1&filter=network&w=hey+morons%3A+modest+mouse+sucks%21

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

512K WUSPZ

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.oberlin.edu/stupub/ooo/Images/distract/happyweed.gif

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

how did you guess

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all down to whether she leaves or if she keeps lying there and let him touch her booty. and whether he goes to make breakfast, or just play it cool or maybe just put his hands on her booty.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 6:39 AM. (ken c)

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've discovered the difference between ILE and the Noise Board. On ILE, this [picture] thread lasts 10 posts. On the Noise Board, it's the most popular thread of the day.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), September 28th, 2004 2:50 PM. (jaymc) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

link plz.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

nevermind.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The noise board is great. It's full of lawyers!

-- adam. (adamr...), September 28th, 2004 3:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

AZINGAZANG DONGKEY ZONG

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

link plz

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://userpic.livejournal.com/18876141/1380772

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?newslett=1&click_id=79&art_id=vn20040927105338482C352432&set_id=1

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

never u mind

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

RE: SONIC YOUTH

THEY'RE REALLY BORING LIVE, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 28th, 2004. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you for your insightful post, person whose politics are the exact opposite of mine. I had never thought of things that way. I'm so impressed that we can talk so civilly to each other.

Person whose politics are nearly identical to mine, fuck you!! Get off the earth now!!! YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD!!!!

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...) (webmail), September 29th, 2004 6:11 AM. (Mert) (later) (link)

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't "get" colin meeder

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Disco ruins music...AGAIN///Hello...its 2004!!!!

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

One Band!
Body: It's a tough question... but you gotta name ONE band, the ultimate in your book. Just copy and paste the responses and post a new bulletin. DO NOT REPLY

1.*dan* - Saosin, they only had one E.P. and it can do for me what several albums by other bands can.
2.[[duct tape my arms and legs]]- dude DUH.. Silverstein like whoa

― Holly (an appletross), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Can ya fake da funk on a nasty dunk?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

being a student has lots of perks, though, such as paying $15 for $48 seats for the lyon opera ballet tomorrow. a standard perk is access to all sorts of licensed content -- journal articles, ebooks, databases, etc.

-- youn (younno...), September 30th, 2004. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty you're such a badass--a lawyer was it?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

YES I AM BADASS LAWYER!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(does this mean you know who I am now?)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

afraid not

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

should we ban amateurist

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

afraid so

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

those japanese characters on the "yellow card" are really cool

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ban me too!

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What do I have to say to get banned from the noise board?

Noise is shit!

Japanese things are lame!

Sparks tastes like piss!

Corny indie for ever!

I love gay music!

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

adam, i love gay music! especially this ADA 12"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that's good stuff. makes that Boredoms EP sound like a comedy fart.

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I own every Stephin Merritt related CD. About 20 in all.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

TAKE IT TO THE GAY NOISE THREAD

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephin Merritt is not noise.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

but he digs cock, iirc

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

well put.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 1 October 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It's okay if you want liposuction. We don't judge here.
-- Donna Brown (summerbab...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2004 11:04 AM. (Donna Brown) (link)

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HEY DONNA MAYBE YOU CAN GET THE DEBLACKIFICATION OPERATION HAHA :(
-- Jon Williams (william...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2004 11:05 AM. (ex machina) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 1 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa wtf thread is that from wow

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

note the date. pre-NOISE BOARD!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Donna hates me and loves crappy indie

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Well gee I wonder why a black person would hate you after that.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, she hated me before it! (Hope you aren't offended!)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, put down the cross. Jon linked to a google search about lipo in Rochester and she sniped at him, so he sniped back with something equally stupid.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That makes this previous excelsior a bit funnier though:

EXCELSIOR! Post hilarious messages from other boards.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

AH THE SMELL OF HISTORY

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/images/ul/r/ra/racism_148_135.jpg

― DEEBZ (ddb), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a fucking offensive thing to say. Fuck off and die, Dean. FOR REALZ.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

she has said some nasty shit about me and my appearance in the past

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crownrights.com/books/birth_of_a_nation.jpg

(Birth of a NOISE BOARD)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.viceland.com/

― Have fun, kids (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=messages&q=williams&titlepart=&name=&email=&username=Donna&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

STOP HURTING ME DAN

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How many Lee Ranaldo records is too many?

I know. I blame the girlfriend

This is exactly why I no longer enjoy noise-the waves of condecension are so thick 'tis not even funny.

-- Donna Brown (summerbabe82...), April 29th, 2004.

worst packaging ever?

June of 44 TOTALLY. Where the fuck am I gonna put a matchbook?

My hubby got a noise CD that was packaged between two sheets of steel. He regretted this when we had our next fight, ouch

-- Donna Brown (summerbab...), March 5th, 2004.

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

dude ok listen the word 'tis is not acceptable I will say that.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You are all horrible racists.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dude ok listen the word 'tis is not acceptable I will say that.

"britbabe" to thread.

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

b1ng0

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, here's some better J-Dubz rofflage-

why did so many rap bands flourish during the electroclash boom?
-- Professor Challenger (Brontasauru...), September 30th, 2004 5:52 PM. (ex machina)

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

infatuation with PHAT BEATZ

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(This was the perfect opportunity for someone to link the "This is the thread where you call out an ILX poster for having sand in his/her vagina" thread and NONE OF YOU DID IT.)

― Amateurs. (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

S0 n0+ n0!z3.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate having a short name so that I can't figure out when people talk about me with the search engine :(

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.authenticgop.com/images/tolerance_shirt2.jpg

HEY DAN PERRYYYYY

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Friday, 1 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 2 October 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a the Fall album cover?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

roger, though.

-- RJG (RJ...), October 1st, 2004 7:14 PM. (RJG) (later) (link)

roger what?

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 1st, 2004 7:16 PM. (roger adultery) (later) (link)

you're an ugly cunt.

-- RJG (RJ...), October 1st, 2004 7:17 PM. (RJG) (later) (link)

ZING!

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 1st, 2004 7:19 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

hahahahaaa - ugly is as ugly does, buddy. So, yep. I'm a bad, bad man.

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 1st, 2004 7:19 PM. (roger adultery) (later) (link)

RJG, try sobriety more, you drunken fool.

-- Cathy (cathyleec...), October 1st, 2004 7:20 PM. (Cathy) (later) (link)

see how yellow my teeth look in that picture, too? Shit, ninja, you are SO jealous of my steez.

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 1st, 2004 7:20 PM. (roger adultery) (later) (link)

RJG is funny when he's drunk

-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 1st, 2004 7:23 PM. (ken c) (later) (link)

don't you look like kid rock?

I don't even know. that's what makes it funny.

-- RJG (RJ...), October 1st, 2004 7:24 PM. (RJG) (later) (link)

Sometimes. He is funnier when he's not.
x-post

-- Cathy (cathyleec...), October 1st, 2004 7:24 PM. (Cathy) (later) (link)

WEDDED NOIZE BLIZZ.

roger, i might be down south in february or january. before or after the noise festival deal in miami.

-- Ian c=====8 (johni72...), October 1st, 2004 7:29 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

i haven't seen him sober a lot, i guess

-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 1st, 2004 7:29 PM. (ken c) (later) (link)

xpost

-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 1st, 2004 7:29 PM. (ken c) (later) (link)

i've never seen him.

-- The Bitter Tears Of Little Lord Travolta (adamr...), October 1st, 2004 7:29 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

YOU SIR ARE NO PAUL EATER

-- RJG (RJ...), October 1st, 2004 7:30 PM. (RJG) (later) (link)

Ian, you need to swing by the crib for a day or two, for sure. We'll be here.

Do I look like Kid Rock?

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 1st, 2004 7:30 PM. (roger adultery) (later) (link)

ps what fest?

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 1st, 2004 7:33 PM. (roger adultery) (later) (link)

yes but uglier.

-- RJG (RJ...), October 1st, 2004 7:33 PM. (RJG) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Saturday, 2 October 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ITS TOO BAD THAT WE ARE FORCED TO READ PITCHFORK

THIS IS TRULY THE SADDEST DAY OF OUR LIVES

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...), October 2nd, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

from suicide girls pitchfork thread:

ITS FUNNY THAT YOU ARE UPSET BY PICTURES OF NAKED GIRLS

BUT NOT BY READING DUMB SHIT BY FAGGETS

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2004 8:39 PM. (deangulberry) (later) (link)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone in his girl friday is annoying because they talk all the time and are totally self-centered. that is what makes it so beautiful.

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), September 20th, 2004 9:11 AM. (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it could be said, that dean is a tryhard?

― the great doxology of heckmondwike town (gareth), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i myself have no real opinion on the subject though, just pondering the issue for a second or two before bed

― the great doxology of heckmondwike town (gareth), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

1. what is a tryhard?
2. dean is delicious

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you and your pondering = yawn....

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Sunday, 3 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ILXORS-tell me about how late pubs/clubs can open in your country?

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

lol @ yawn!!!!!!

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 4 October 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what will i think of mouse on mars? i always confuse them with modest mouse

-- amateur!!!st (---...), October 3rd, 2004. (amateurist) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops. i sound like chuck eddy don't i?

to be fair i'm not a rock critic and thus am not professionally obligated to have heard either one of them. also i think they both became kind of popular after i graduated and lost touch with indie/college radio. i know one is IDM (more or less) and the other sort of emo, but sometimes i forget which one is which.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i've got it sorted out now though.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm defending myself against accusations that i've forgotten the name of an emo band on the internet, to someone named "cutty." clearly my life has reached its pinnacle.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE YOUR NAME IS AMATEURIST.

(regardless am, we've made peace, i'm just fucking with you, you really should be aware of mouse on mars, they are very important)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and modest mouse is not emo, unless you are using the midwest-uninformed definition of emo, which encompasses any indie rock made after 1996.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, i am a few blocks from your house getting blunted.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

your friends have to stop letting you go onto ILX at their houses

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

joe was preoccupied rolling, jared was on ebay, austin was doing homework. so fuck you, cutler.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

IAN I LUV U.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't it supposed to have two ts?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

with a c near those ts?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

pal joelson:

you are correct, but i was happy that he mispelled it. unintentional googleproof.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

can I c u ts y?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe that's c u y ts? I dunno.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

chicken cutlet

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 4 October 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

everything you would need to know about nitzsche is in the staind lyrics anyway

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), October 4th, 2004 2:16 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link) (admin) (216.80.74.80)

surfeit of historical consciousness, youth marching forward, etc.

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), October 4th, 2004 2:16 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link) (admin) (216.80.74.80)

thus spake staind

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), October 4th, 2004 2:17 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link) (admin) (216.80.74.80)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG HI DERE KEN C

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I come to england few years ago. i like the white woman, they very sexy. each day i wake in morning time to remembering my dreaming of white lady. where i come from in land of wonder we do not have this kind of human. i now have a white lady who is my friend and my girlfriend as well. thank you for this book. i was wondering if the author is married himself as i will devote the rest of my life to this man for what he did for me.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/buh.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear for their children.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

our lanky, aryan, robotic children.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

hitler youth.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ally you have nice shiny hair

― creepateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/crumb/csketch/crs8_gal/c1.gif

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist are you the kind of guy that smells girls' hair on the subway?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

TOMBOT JUVENTUS

― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

what is my hair doing in the back??

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

keeping your neck warm??

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

no the part that is like sticking up

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

BEING CUTE

― TOMBOT 64 (TOMBOT 64), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ALLY YR GIRLFRIEND IS PRETTYY CUET

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW 2 PICK UP GIRLZ

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist are you the kind of guy that smells girls' hair on the subway?

i just want to be free to be me!

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i got a new haircut

http://staff.washington.edu/timk/wildlife/mammal/white_cheeked/gibbon03.jpg

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The serious answer: it depends on what sort of boys you want to meet. If you want to meet literate boys, go to a library. If you want to meet artful boys, go to an art gallery. If you want to meet educated boys, go to an university lecture. If you want to meet boys who are into music, go to a gig. If you want to meet boys who are into the same type of music you are, go to a gig of a band you like.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 4th, 2004. (Tuomas) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 4 October 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osstation.com/Im/duh.jpg

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 4 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Time travel, astral travel, alternate universes, implanted memories...ILX is so Philip K Dick at times!

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 5th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in NYC is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously -- is it any wonder eHarmony results in so many marriages?

"I love Jesus."

"OMG me too! Let's breed!"

-- Gold Teeth II (fluxion2...) (webmail), October 5th, 2004 12:57 AM. (kenan) (later) (link)

Shouldn't that be "OMG me too! Threesome!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), October 5th, 2004 1:00 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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how does it relate to awe/sublimity/beauty and things on the epic/grand scale.
if it finds awe/sublimity/beauty isnt it small and/or localised
does it find it at all.

(lyotard would be helpful here, no?)

-- anthony (anthony.easto...), October 4th, 2004. (later)

Answers
Is there a temporal element as well? I.e. I'm thinking that whatever is sublime to post-structuralism is something dynamic and occurs over-time (and is potentially endless). Whereas, epic and grand things remind me of monumental architecture and is high-modernist by contrast.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), October 4th, 2004. (later)

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http://www.wesfx.net/hr/glowcat.gif

-- daria g (daria_gra...), October 5th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i heart daria

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i can never tell if anthony's guilelessness is a put-on or not

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

There was some thread where he was saying Nan Goldin is exploiting herself or something...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me or is the noise board already better than ILX?

PLEASE REVISIT

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

From Philip Kaufman (with William Goldman)'s script for The Right Stuff..

Pack of Journalists: (approaching, eager) MR. COOPER! THERE HE IS!

Cooper: (straightens tie, sotto voce to Trudy) BIG SMILE.(looks up, smiles)

Interviewer: (to tv cameras) WE'RE TALKING TO GORDON COOPER, THE NEXT AMERICAN ASTRONAUT TO ORBIT THE EARTH. (to Cooper) SINCE YOU'RE THE LAST OF THE ORIGINAL SEVEN, AND THE LEAST WELL-KNOWN, TELL US... (slowly, measuring the words) WHO WAS THE BEST PILOT YOU EVER SAW?

Cooper: (turns to Trudy, knowing smile, repeats in disbelief) WHO WAS THE BEST PILOT I EVER SAW? (serious, to journalists) WHO WAS THE BEST PILOT I EVER SAW? (thoughtful) WELL, I'LL TELL YOU...I SEEN A LOT OF THEM. MOST OF THEM ARE JUST PICTURES ON A WALL.

Voice of Journalist: (shouts) WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Cooper: (louder) PICTURES ON A WALL. (faraway look) BACK AT SOME PLACE... (shakes head) THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE.

Voice of Journalist: MR. COOPER, SPEAK UP.

Cooper: SOME OF THEM ARE...(looks at Grissom) RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM, AND SOME OF THEM (faraway look) ARE STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, DOING WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO -- (patiently) GOING UP EACH DAY IN A HURTLING PIECE OF MACHINERY - PUTTING THEIR HIDES OUT ON THE LINE - HANGING IT OUT OVER THE EDGE - PUSHING THAT ENVELOPE - AND HAULING IT IN. (thoughtful, faraway) BUT THERE WAS ONE PILOT I ONCE SAW WHO I THINK TRULY DID HAVE THE RIGHT--

Voice of Journalist: (shouts) HOW CLOSE WERE YOU TO NOT HAULING IT BACK?!

Cooper: (looks around, pause, realizes what's called for, grin) WHO WAS THE BEST PILOT I EVER SAW? WELL, UH...(big grin) YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to say i never "got" rodney dangerfield

-- amateur!!!st (---...), October 6th, 2004. (amateurist) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You disregard for punctuation, let alone grammar, is most distressing.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 6th, 2004. (later)

― DEEBZ (ddb), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, can I say that this line 'I know, I'm arguing with Momus' is fucking rude, so button it, jaymc.

-- Momus (nic...), October 6th, 2004 8:48 AM. (Momus) (later)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

UGH> FUCK A MOMUS>

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually kinda agree with him on that thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't read anything that's not on the noise board.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=8181735

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I was perhaps prematurely rude toward Momus, but only because at the time I didn't feel like expending the energy that Nabisco later did.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

but hey, everybody make jokes and talk about "market logic," and then convince yourself you're not Republicans, really.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 5th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

New Answers 2008
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MoMA's new admission price $25?!?!?!?!?!?! (59 new answers)
It's October 2008, why are you still buying CDs and what are they!?!?! (116 new answers, 123980 total)

-- why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (power.strik...), October 7th, 2004. (later)

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I laughed at when the LA ILM0rz showed up on this thread and began confusing each other.

Junior Boys FREE show at Amoeba SF Wednesday

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

D00D, coleslaw OWNZ THIS THREAD!
-- hstencil (hstenci...) (webmail), April 15th, 2003 4:29 PM. (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

at my last job i hired a fair amount of people -- maybe 10 -- to serve under me. it was always pure hilarity doing the job interviews and seeing how EVERY SINGLE WOMAN pretty much came in almost naked and flirted with me and my co-interviewee continuously. of course we hired all of those people as sexetaries.
-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...) (webmail), October 7th, 2004 2:06 PM. (ystrickler) (link)

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

BELLE AND SEBASTIAN >>>>BLACK FLAG

-- AaronHz (aaronh...), October 8th, 2004.

― Howard Wine (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

that's on the blasphemy thread dude.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(plus i was totally baiting you with that for your B&S are utterly unforgivable thing, haha)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard Wine sees all.

― Howard Wine (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I WILL take peak era (Sinister through Modern Rock ep) B&S over post-Damaged Flag though, ha.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Besides a Star of David Ninja Shuriken, what does a Jewish Ninja pack?

-- Leeeter van den Hoogenband (leeee...), October 8th, 2004. (later)

Answers

anything he bought wholesale!

nyuk nyuk.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 8th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I just lent my turntable cartridge to someone I don't trust

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

listen to CDs you fucking emo fag

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 8th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

heh, we both liked that one

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

post-damaged flag has more rollins which is a CON but it gets way too much short shrift critically. i would like to read Tim Ellison on post-damaged FLAG. but not via a no-wave filter.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DOODS. BELLE AND SEBASTIAN AT THEIR BEST CANT HOLD A CANDLE TO BLACK FLAG AT THEIR WORST.

― FAMILY MAN (ddb), Friday, 8 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

B+S "Electronic Renaissance" GREATER THAN any of Rollins late-era "poetry" pieces

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 October 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"poetry"

I WANT TO CRUCIFY YOU ON YOUR FRONT PORCH WITH THE NAILS FROM YOUR WELL-STOCKED GARAGE.

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

sounds like someones jealous of henerys talent

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 8 October 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

that was a line from family man.

or some other lame poetry thing.

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

IF JOHN ZORN WERE TO EVER GET LAID, HE'D NEVER WRITE OR PLAY ANOTHER NOTE.
-- William Crump (crump...), October 9th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 9 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: Mayhem v. Burzum

SENSITIVE NAZI-HATERS IN B. METAL FANDOM SHOCKRE?

― Mondo vs Squeezit (Thor), Saturday, 9 October 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ORTHODOX JEWS ARE FUCKING RAD.
Why should fashion sense overule one's religious devotion?

Unless fashion is your religion. And that's pretty shallow.

-- The TAO that can be Posted is not the TAO! (*flower*burn*hollywood*flowe...), October 10th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Sunday, 10 October 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

orthodox jews != hasidic jews though

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 October 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that, cuttey. I AM HALF THE JEW YOU ARE.

― Helios Creed (orion), Sunday, 10 October 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT. MY JEW.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 October 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the best combination of 'Yankee hotel foxtrot' and its demos?

Personally I'd suggest YHF on 180 gram vinyl, the demos; while great versions aren't great quality, they've got an analog generation or 2 in there. Try searching out some live stuff, there's been some great tapes made of some of the recent shows (i.e. a DSBD / AUD Matrix from the 9:30 Club). Anyway, here's an article talking about your point...

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

...I was wearing a Dread Zeppelin shirt at the time...

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 11th, 2004 1:40 PM. (vassifer) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe that thread about him liking bad music should be unlocked.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

yep, gygax is the Alex-in-NYC that doesn't demand that we honour the fire; and hstencil is the Ned Raggett of the 22nd century.

-- Lord Custos Epsilon

― señor citizen (nordicskilla), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

bwahahahahahahahahrofl

― señor citizen (nordicskilla), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

where is that from?

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't remember. "Say something nice about your fellow ILMers" or something like that.

The Ned Raggett of the 22nd century!!!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 11 October 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU FOR GOURDS

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), October 11th, 2004 5:52 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

As a Jew who travels to work on a pogo stick every day, I think this thread is hilarious.

-- Marcel Post (marcel_pos...), October 10th, 2004 9:09 PM. (Marcel Post) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post - do you seriously think we even want you around here? Fuck off until you grow up, assboy.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:15 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

Do you think we should put up with you?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:18 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Three minutes later, he thought "oh yeah, this will show him and further punctuate my online toughness. YES!!!!!"

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned is a lot nicer than I'll ever be.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That reply seems very feeble.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

where is that?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

STILL SUCKING

FAVORITE TSHIRT OF BORING WHITE KIDS AT FRAT PARTIES:

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:00 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

and that's coming from an expert on boring white kids!

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:13 PM. (Matt Helgeson) (later) (link)

I live in their natural habitat!

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:16 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

fashioncore's Jean Goodall.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 4:37 PM. (Matt Helgeson) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just heard that I'll be back in Japan for six weeks early next year as artist-in-residence at Future University, Hakodate, Hokkaido, all expenses paid. It'll be my first trip to Hokkaido. Future University looks like the kind of place invented specifically for me: university as art / technology laboratory. It reminds me of something Eno said once. He said 'Why is there a Heritage Ministry but no Ministry for the Future?'

-- Momus (nic...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You could also have the Jewish Radicals face off against the New Japanese Killers for the ultimate avante-garde throwdown.

-- Jordan (jordan...), October 13th, 2004.

In other words, the noise board.

-- adam. (adamr...), October 13th, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing that you find yourself hilarious.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the noise board. There are no rules.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Gygax did it first.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil Two Hi: i thought amateurist was a lebian

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing that you find yourself hilarious.

ah, but that was funny tho!

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I know. I was just teasing ;(
j.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

teasah tease on!
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Hindu Fatwa is probably tastier and more filling, but I'll bet Muslim Fatwa is better in hot weather, especially the cucumbers.

-- andy (and...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he really ask you to name Belgians?

-- Alba (albab...), October 13th, 2004 5:41 PM. (Alba) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

whales are awesome, haven't you seen Star Trek IV?

-- Freelance Hiveminder (stevem7...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

Seriously could've used more fuck-tentacles.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

Imagine a sequence with Spock fighting those for his life!

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

Imagine a sequence where Spock successfully completes a Vulcan mind-meld and actually takes control of those huge prehensile fuck-tentacles!

-- Stewart Osborne (stewart.osborn...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

actually there should be more talk of whales and star trek: the next generation

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 13th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Kris Parker vs. Krist Novoselic in a supreme battle over the gay spelling on the name Chris.

-- Chad Channing (dingdon...), October 14th, 2004 11:04 PM. (later)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"there's no such thing as 'overanalysis' and anyone who uses the phrase deserves it."

LOL.

Sounds like the masturbatory internal voice of a post-structuralist. By the way, it's a word, not a phrase. But I suppose mentioning such a thing might be construed as "overanalysis," eh? Oh well.

-- maria b (maria...), October 15th, 2004. (later)

Gotta say... KRS-One's response doesn't change my mind either. He's still a sad cunt.

-- maria b (maria...), October 15th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

He looked like the son of the king of the cosmos who shot out all the stars and he needs to roll everything into a little ball to bring them back.

I can't get past MAKE A STAR 7!!!!! TOO HARD!

-- adam. (adamr...) (webmail), October 15th, 2004 6:51 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

What is funny about THAT?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked the fact that his rig would basically come out of nowhere when he transformed. (i think there is a subtext however with OP, as a leader he rarely transforms, you will notice that Megatron rarely did either, i think it is a robot class issue)

-- ryan (augustuscaesar2...), October 15th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I always love maria b's posts on ILM.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck off, anyone who says ILM "overanalyses" really ought to fucking look at the state of the place.

wouldn't expect anymore from you either Miccio.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 16th, 2004. (later)

it's easy to dislike overanalysis when your criteria for rating things is based on (a)whether they're American or not (b)how bad your macho pretentions are for the particular day.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 16th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

If he was a girl I would have asked him to further expound on his beliefs on the phone while I masturbated. Batshit hate is SUCH a turn-on.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed this exchange the first time around. Very funny on whoever the part of whoever isn't Jon..

I was told that Lightning Bolt were "bribed" into playing this as they didn't really want to again. Note my use of quote marks

-- DJ Mencap0))) (lack@of), September 6th, 2004.

They wanna sit around screen printing listening to Vision Creation Newsun instead.

-- MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ReaderRabbi...), September 6th, 2004.

But if I offered them a greatly overinflated sum to sit around screen printing listening to Vision Creation Newsun would they get cold indie guilt feet about it?

-- DJ Mencap0))) (lack@of), September 6th, 2004.

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir, you are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

-- Candlestick (fake...), October 17th, 2004. (later)

― Helios Creed (orion), Sunday, 17 October 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Planet Greenspun!

ILM has some okay threads, but I must admit I don't know most of the musical artists cited there.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 17th, 2004 2:02 PM. (jel) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

DISCOURSE, NED. I AM ALLOWED TO STATE MY VIEWS.
-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), October 18th, 2004. (later)

Speak up, sonny.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), October 18th, 2004. (later)

NO, I THINK I'LL JUST CONTINUE TYPING IN CAPITALS.
-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), October 18th, 2004. (later)

PWND

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

well i'm perhaps overstating the case but i'm yet to be convinced it's my sort of thing. i suck as a noize dude.

-- the surface noise (slight return)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

David Bowier songs rules.

-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), October 19th, 2004.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

David Bowier songs rules.

-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), October 19th, 2004.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Weenis... a proud Clutch fan

-- Weenis (weeni...), October 19th, 2004. (later)

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't worry about that shit. If a band I like/espouse/am curious about is playing there -- I go. Over the years, at IP, I witnessed: The Ramones, Suicidal Tendencies, the Wedding Present, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Cop Shoot Cop, Foetus, James, Nick Cave & the Bad Sees, Curve, Echo & the Bunnymen, Lush, Man or Astroman, Skeleton Key, Fishbone and about seven dozen more I can't recall at the moment. The place is fine by me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 18th, 2004. (later)

IP=Iriving Plaza...a very TERRIBLE venue

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

JAMES
NED'S ATOMIC DUSTBIN
LUSH

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah it's FUN on many LEVELS

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

All good reliable British product.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

LIKE YORKSHIRE PUDDING

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck a england

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT DEEBZ....

http://www.laurenlevine.com/pages/Rotation_1/UK04roastbeef.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ENGLISH PEOPLE HAVE BETTER SEX

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ENGLISH PEOPLE HAVE BETTER SEX

-- adam. (adamr...), October 19th, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that is pretty funny!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

WRONG ADAM.

TAN CALIFORNIANS WITH HUGE FAKE TITS HAVE BETTER SEX. ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH.

AMERICA=1
ENGLAND=0

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ALSO.. AMERICAN REVOLUTION. AMERICA=2, ENGLAND=0.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

LED ZEPPLIN: GOING TO CALIFORNIA

AMERICA=3
ENGLAND=0

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ADAM: GOING TO CALIFORNIA

AMERICA=4
ENGLAND=0

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm yokshire pudding mmmmm

that said, americans>>>>>>>>>>brits whn it comes to doing it

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eteams.com/attack88blue/images/TeresaRichards2B.jpg

tr- no

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm telling your wife.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

She's English (in spirit).

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That girl on the right is soooo stoned.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I know it's a small sample, but my experience has proven my hypothesis.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"small sample"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

10cc

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

how does marx do that thing with his neck? twisty!
-- m. (mitchnet70NOSPA...) (webmail), October 19th, 2004 3:55 PM. (mitchlnw) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That's what happens when you suck SO much cock.
-- adam. (adamr...) (webmail), October 19th, 2004 3:56 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

AMERICAN REVOLUTION. AMERICA=2, ENGLAND=0.

It's not like that revolution turned to be a success now, isn' it? your prezdinent is bush. and there is this neo liberal empire thing going on too.

― (â–‘â–‘:IÂ° (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Top 100 Worst Characters

GET DOWN WIT DA COMIC NERD MASSIVE

― Infundibula (Wooden), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not like that revolution turned to be a success now, isn' it? your prezdinent is bush. and there is this neo liberal empire thing going on too.

-- (â–‘â–‘:IÂ° (sebastie...), October 20th, 2004.

ROCK N' ROLL AND HAMBURGERS BITCH!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/mostbrandedbling.jpg

― -- (â–‘â–‘:IÂ° (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to click on long links and watching the whole thing go purple!
sounds almost sexual!
thanks and keep em coming!
I have an alarm clock too btw

-- tremendoid (kemeti...) (webmail), October 20th, 2004 12:10 PM. (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Asshole!

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 20th, 2004.

I didn't mean that.

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 20th, 2004.

Nowell, you're like me, except you curse a lot.

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), October 20th, 2004.

When have I cursed once today?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 20th, 2004.

Hello from Sweden!

-- Janne Karlsson (dominakto...), October 20th, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG what thread?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nevermind, I found it.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It is still surprising to me, considering the negative effect he's had on ILX, that I know people who know people who have actual regard for Jon Williams as a human being, and would be sad if he dropped down dead tomorrow.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), October 21st, 2004. (afarrell) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i would have heartfelt emotion tears if jon williams dropped dead tomorrow.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

but maybe saturday would be better@! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Body: European Sensibilities has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

European Sensibilities's Comment:

"i am a math rock.
i am NOT emo.
i am NOT screamo."

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It is still surprising to me that people will go so far as to post that they wouldn't care if someone died because they say roffle and post pictures on an interweb messageboard.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"i am a math rock.
i am NOT emo.
i am NOT screamo."

I think is me. Can you introduce us?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=989740

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

...a big part of Axl's appeal is that he sings like a SEXY GIRL.

-- chuck (cedd...), October 22nd, 2004.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT A NICE DINNER

-- cutty (holle...), October 22nd, 2004.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why, but it made me spit out my Pinot Grigio.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Is fucking really that fun?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 22nd, 2004 2:41 PM. (Nowell) (later)

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

do people actually use sex toys in real life? am I being naive?

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 22nd, 2004. (Ronan) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

aw, ronan.

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 23 October 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I said afterwards, I am a catholic.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

But the chix of ILX are always posting about using them!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 23 October 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE MIRRORZZZ!

Lately you’ve been expressing to me
Just how much you want to make love
I want it just as much as you do
But will you still keep in touch

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

gary wilson or prince?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

LISA LISA AND CULT JAM

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 24 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

must. tape. this.
-- AaronHz (power.strik...), October 24th, 2004 12:50 AM.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 24 October 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Possible to delete all of ILX??

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(2:08:28 PM) pri327: anyways...i gotta go, but sorry about that
(2:08:35 PM) wizardishungry: ok bye@!
(2:08:50 PM) pri327: oh btw- i just looked at your site, hope you dont mind...its mad cool
(2:09:12 PM) wizardishungry: THANLKS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Franz Ferdinand totally sucks...
TS: Greek people who write good lyrics and fun dance music vs. spoiled middle class American college kids whose parents fund their lives and who listen to """NOIZE""" whilst consuming drugs and SPARQZ and feeling superior and the world starves

-- iannis (icrysanthaki...) (webmail), October 24th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ts onanism vs self-roffling

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes in the grip of existential panic (like at 3am alone in bed) i wonder why i am such a lame-o when it comes to picking up girls and such. i mean, i'll be dead an awful long time, why am i wasting so much time trying to mitigate against rejection and other such bullshit? but whenever i am hanging out with some girl, i can't recapture that state of galvinizing panic and revert instead to shyness and etc....

how do i harness my existential panic when it's needed most?!?!?!?!

-- amateur!!!st (---...), October 24th, 2004. (amateurist) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 October 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://agonyshorthand.blogspot.com/2004_10_01_agonyshorthand_archive.html#109850338246164070

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 25 October 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i've started a couple threads that didn't have corresponding categories. gygax, you really could do better.

this place is a goddamn mess.

-- John (johndahle...), October 25th, 2004 10:06 PM. (jdahlem)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 25 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty i actually think you and jon might be kind of pathological

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

albeit not in any terribly disabling kind of way, so far as i'm aware

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure you will put this observation to good use

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

hugs etc.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm kidding. i'm a douche. what do i know? i don't even know what i know.

― amateur!!!st (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

actually the word i was looking for is "sociopathic"

― the real roxamateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Glibness/superficial charm.

Grandiose sense of self-worth.

Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom

Pathological lying

Conning/manipulative

Lack of remorse or guilt

Shallow affect

Callous/lack of empathy

Parasitic lifestyle

Poor behavioral controls

Promiscuous sexual behavior

Early behavior problems

Lack of realistic, long-term plans

Impulsivity

Irresponsibility

Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

Many short-term marital relationships

Juvenile delinquency

Revocation of conditional release

Criminal versatility (Hare, 1986)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hm... "criminal versatility" is a good hip-hop LP title...

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY AND JON HAVE BEEN PWNED

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know what "Revocation of conditional release" is

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i dated a real sociopath once. jon isn't even close.

― Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Bush_-_American_Psycho.jpg

― amateur!!!!st (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

how do i harness my existential panic when it's needed most?!?!?!?!

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), October 24th, 2004 2:29 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

actually it didn't even offend me the first time, jon. i just thought it was an opportune moment to offer the opinion that you and others here seem to exhibit sociopathic behavior in your eager attempts to offend and to transgress the boundaries of internet decorum for the sake of being transgressive.

so, i was thinking particularly of the following "symptoms":

- Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
- Lack of remorse or guilt
- Callous/lack of empathy

i'm judging only from the evidence available on ilx, of course. perhaps ilx suffices as an outlet for sociopathic tendencies, and you're perfectly normal IRL; in which case i think we've got a bit of a raw deal.

anyway i met a swedish guy who lives in rochester. he says it's cold, which struck me as funny, since he's from sweden.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Dean?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think dean is from sweden.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Good point.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I only ask because I find Dean the most inscrutable, actually.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist, why do you post on noise boarD????

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

also I just posted this and you go and be a creep (psychoanalyzing strangers on the internet)

gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us gabba gabba

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not a perfect person. there are many things i wish i didnt do
but i continue learning. i never meant to do those things to you.
and so i have to say before i go, that i just want you to know

i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you

i'm sorry that i hurt, its something i must live with everyday
and all the pain i put you through, i wish that i could take it all away
and be the one who catches all your tears, thats why i need you to hear

i'm not a perfect person, i never meant to do those things to you
and so i have to say before i go that i just want you to know

i've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be
a reason to start over new, and the reason is you
i've found a reason to show a side of me you didnt know
a reason for all that i do, and the reason is you

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Detachment Kit - search and destroy

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 October 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, swedish guy in rochester? DIGITZ PLZ

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

GOOD ON SO MANY LEVELS.

Ah fuck off you goldfish-brained loser. You and your little fucking vandal dickhead friends can just shove your ADD druggie toss up your collective arses. Fuck off back to BRIGHT COLOURS AND CAPITAL LETTERS WORLD and everyone'll be happier. Dick.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 25th, 2004. (later)

BRIGHT COLOURS AND CAPITAL LETTERS WORLD = AMAZING!

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaymc doesn't like me ;..(

― identity theftor (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

who cares?

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Jaymc does, I think.

― identity theftor (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean, I only said you were inscrutable!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(which you are)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Inscrutable because I'm baffled what YOU have against ME, but so it goes, you know?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know who you are!

― identity theftor (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WOKKA WOKKA

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

d'oh!
Shamhain. Or however the fuck you spell it.

-- ian g (igre...), October 23rd, 2004. (later)

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Glenn Danzig = little troll man

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ambient music dosent really inspire binge drinking as say, thin lizzy does.

-- ALLMUSIC.COM (stupidpum...), October 25th, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 25 October 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

thin lizzy inspires binge killing.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 25 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

binge rocking, you mean

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 25 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

At the time, I would have changed it if it was a photo of breasts too. Thankfully the image parser managed to do that for us all when Calum tried to post the breasts. Whatever. If you want penises hanging out on the screen, by all means. I've dangled the dong back onto that post and changed it to NSFW in the thread title, if that's what you really want ILX to look like.

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), October 21st, 2004 8:44 AM. (SeanC) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's doing it better right now?
-- kaiser wilhelm (braniga...)

The Strokes
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

The Faint
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

The Rapture
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

The Yeah Yeah Mehs
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

Les Savy Fav
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

!!!
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

Wolf Eyes
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

Sonic Youth
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

Oneida
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

J Mascis
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Artist: GOOD BEAT
Title: DANCE TO IT
Album:
Year:
Composer:
Genre:

-- TOMBOT (kid...) (webmail), October 26th, 2004 10:58 PM. (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't want to live in a world where mr. rogers is not a sniper.

-- ryan (augustuscaesar2...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 9:43 PM. (ryan) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=why+are+people+so+mean%3F&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&client=firefox-a&start=0&sa=N

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ELLIOTT SMITH NEW CD---

THIS ONE IS FOR DEAN GULBERRY

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

TOM YOU TELLING PEOPLE TO CHILL IS LIKE HITLER TELLING PEOPLE TO BE NICER TO JEWS.

-- Allyzay Science Explosion (allyza...), October 27th, 2004. (allyzay) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

IT IS FREE
THAT SHOULD APPEAL TO YOU

-- identity theftor (power.strik...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 11:14 PM. (deangulberry) (later) (link) (admin) (207.105.246.23)

THAT'S LIKE FREE PAPER CUTS.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 11:16 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin) (64.6.189.42)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That reminds me, did I ever mention that I had an AIM chat in, like, 1995 with someone who claimed to be Phil Rudd of AC/DC? I never knew why anyone would want to impersonate him -- he wasn't trying to pick me up or anything and seemed genuinely interested in whether the younger generation still listened to AC/DC -- so I always wondered if it was actually him.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), October 25th, 2004 1:55 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

(I had no idea who he was, btw. I mean, I'd heard of AC/DC, but that's about it.)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), October 25th, 2004 1:55 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

Same thing happened to me but it was someone claiming to be in Polvo. I didn't know who they were.

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 25th, 2004 2:08 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

MUHAHAHAHA

― identity theftor (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I would've been much more excited about Ash Bowie IMing me!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

was your AIM ID = marytimony4eva?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Mary Timony open for Erase Errata with V for Vendetta or some womynist shit.

It sucked

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

well if she was a guy named devendra and played the same songs would you be more impressed?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/vegan_meat/

MORE IMPRESSIVE

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish the links for "Pain Acid" and "Tears at Night" worked

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Fisting is gentle.

-- Casuistry (chri...), October 28th, 2004 1:19 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 28 October 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the feeding of ann coulter! solely for Jon's entrance

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 29 October 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Casuistry meant "gentile".

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i think you mean "genteel".

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 29 October 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't take sides. however, i will pretend they're fighting a war in a region of outer space where it's 1973 forever.

-- el sabor de gene (yn...), October 29th, 2004. (later)

(on Hawkwind & Sabbath)

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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