Was this my first post to ILM/E?

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i've been wondering what the first post i made to ilx was, and i think it is this rather inauspicious effort from march 2001

i thought i had been posting nearer the beginning but it seems not. so,

a) is there any evidence i posted earlier, anyone?
b) what was your first post?

gareth, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My first post was one about bands continuing after losing key members.

jel --, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My first post was on an ILM thread abt Suicide/Alan Vega, I think...

I always hate it when a thread is brought back to life and I find I've contributed some sappy sentence or other that I now totally disagree w/.

Andrew L, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I cringe in embarassment at almost all my pre-ILE ILM posts. On ILE I feel more at ease.

jel --, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I posted something about the Dismemberment Plan way back last summer.

Vinnie, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"You got nostalgia in my meta!"
"You got meta in my nostalgia!"

My craptastic debut.

felicity, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was on the "Cheney Issued Orders To Shoot Down Jets" thread - almost certainly it was on a 9/11 or post-9/11 thread, as that was (indirectly) how I discovered IL*.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sloan thread, defently Sloan, time for Sloan.

Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
This was mine:

http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=4593600

Yeah I had one when I was 11 or 12 where I was onstage with Teenage Fanclub playing rhythm guitar and singing backup on "The Concept". Seriously. It was like some big outdoor concert and we got through the song, no problem.

-- AaronHz (aaronh...), May 7th, 2004 2:29 AM.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago)

hrmf, why didn't that thread link properly? again:
Have you ever had a dream like this?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

mine was on the since-deleted legendary poptones thread

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

This seems to be mine on ILM, though I posted a few same day and had been reading for weeks before this:


overlooked 90's groups

Levitation a few have already mentioned (I could never understand why the rock press slagged them off so much)
No one's mentioned Crow - seminally cool Aust band who were feted by the likes of Pavement and then seemed to disappear. "Railhead" was a fucking ace single.
And was I the only person in the universe who loved Moonshake?
-- Trayce (trac...), February 8th, 2003 10:43 AM. (trayce)

I then started a thread called something like "you know you're getting old when..." about how I was bored with new bands. Then I kind of gave up on ILM.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Here's what I think was my first post:

Yes, there is a whole genre of smallgoods cartoons in this vein. It could be described, roughly, as "Animals who love to be eaten".

It was in the context of a thread about animals who advertise themselves as foodstuffs: for example hens holding drumsticks and going going 'bukh bukh! I just love the taste of Red Rooster chicken!'

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Multi protocol IM clients

I remember it as if it were only yesterday

Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Is it a general trend that one's earlier posts seem to be a lot more serious, then you sort of loosen up and get silly from some point?

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago)

yes. my first posts sound positively learned

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

I think there was an earlier post of mine, under my own real name, way back in the mists of time, asking for information about The Runaways. Hang on, I'll try to find it.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

nope, I must've imagined it.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

I think I felt like I had people to impress early on, so I tried to talk a lot and with research etc.

Now I cant be arsed.

(NB this is not entirely true)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I even engaged some of those music critics on ILM in learned discussions. What on earth was I thinking?

the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

ah the fabled blount/mole bouts.

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

It's really interesting (for lack of a better word) to see what changes and what doesn't about yourself over even a comparitively minor span of time, isn't it?

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

i think this might be mine: like flies on sherbert - classic or dud?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

first one as registered user: Who loves ASCII porn?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago)

ILM:

(February 11, 2003)

Another Pachelbel rip-off: "All Together Now," by the Farm. It's ridiculous how blatant it is.

on Jacques Tati/Play Time
(which is odd because I could've sworn my first post was P&J-related; actually, it was my second that was)

ILE:

(March 10, 2003)

Stereolab to thread!

Window Water Baby Moving is the only Brakhage film I've seen -- and I agree, it's amazing.

on Jacques Tati/Play Time

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Whoa, what the hell, those aren't the links I meant.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Whatever, my browser is fucked up right now: the ILE thread is on Brakhage's death and the ILM one is on classical composers that would've made good pop songwriters.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

i would swear my first posts were on the ILM oum kalthoum thread in late 2002.

classical composers that would've made good pop songwriters.

one of the first threads i started, i think.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute. Aaron, you've been posting here for a shorter period of time than I have? WHOA. And here I've been thinking everyone's been here longer than I've been here.

For the record, this is the first post I made to ILE, using the e-mail address of the individual who helped me set up this account in the first place:

What kinds of menstruation/PMS problems are you having? There are different diagnoses that can be had depending on the symptoms you may be experiencing at this time.

I had severe menstrual/PMS problems for about three years before I got some help, and ever since then they've died down significantly. On occasion I will experience what I experienced before, but that's only very occasionally and is too rare for me to complain about.

Erm, in other words -- see a gynecologist or two or twenty before you self-treat. If your gynecologist won't or can't help, then see an endocrinologist -- believe it or not, the two specialities have more in common than you may think. If you still think they're talking bollocks, then self-treat.

Good luck!!

-- Dee the Lurker (admi...), April 8th, 2003.

Yeah, sounds notably more serious than most of my current offerings.

This was what I first posted to ILM, again using the e-mail address of the individual who set me up with this account:

Joan Jett vs Pat Benatar -- Joan Jett.
"Cherry Bomb" (the JJ & the Blackhearts version) alone pushes Joan Jett over the edge.

Samantha Fox vs Lita Ford -- Lita Ford.
How can you compare Lita to a Page Three Girl? (Also, how weird was it that Fox co-hosted a Brits with MICK FLEETWOOD, of all people?)

-- Dee the Lurker (admi...), April 3rd, 2003.

*roars with laughter* I guess this was during the time period when I was actually being SUCCESSFUL with straying away from my fangirlishness.

*sighs*

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Dee, there are LOTS of posters that are newer than you -- you've been here for nearly a year and a half!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

(Oh yeah, and I'm one of those damned Random Googlers. Thanks.)

jaymc -- I guess I still sorta feel like one of the new kids. Mostly because of the large amount of people here who've been here since practically the beginning. But that's an interesting thing to think about, being a veteran of this here thing. "Nearly a year and a half" -- wow. Doesn't seem that long ago.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago)

I think I felt like I had people to impress early on, so I tried to talk a lot and with research etc.

Painfully spot on. Likewise, I shan't be bothered with effort nowadays -- unless it's to do with the Simpsons, in which case to keep up with and maintain credibility among all the other dorks here, I make sure I've got a certain quotation correct.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 05:39 (twenty years ago)

My first post was kinda lame really. Also ARGH REAL NAME RUN AWAY!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 07:20 (twenty years ago)

Dull techy question - how do actually link to a specific post without using the later function?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 07:22 (twenty years ago)

Woah! My first post to ILX was in March 2001 - been here longer than I thought! I posted under my real name and I wrote like a twelve year old. I like the cheeky plug for my band. I guess I didn't think I'd be back.

Classic Or Dud: Laurie Anderson's "O Superman"

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago)

Well, I was an ILM lurker around 2001-2002, and definitley made some random posts, but I can't find them because I used dummy names/addresses and can't remember them. Silly Rob.

Then I left the ILM world for a while, returning about a year ago - not suprisingly when I started at my internet-abusing-friendly job. This was my first ever 'proper' post under my own name:

From: Pure Pop for Now People
Anything off the 'Alaska Days' album by Poole
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my...), September 22nd, 2003.

I wasn't exactly riding into town guns-a-blazing, was I? Expecting to be ignored or berated, I actually had a response from the almighty Ned, who obviously inspired enough confidence in me to start my own thread later that day:
Songs with calendar months in the title... help?
I never did make that CD.

Then I popped up on a thread about hip hop and one where I defended John Denver. Then I strated a thread which buried my ILM-posting fear because it seemed to go down well:
Filing your music alphabetically - C/D?


Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Oi! I can't remember getting shirty over Lloyd Cole. I can remember telling Ally to TAKE IT OFF! when he played a Pines record for the tenth time in a row. Take the record off, that is. Not that it's a bad record, it's a very, very good record. I was just afraid he might wear out the vinyl, y'see. Did Patrick ask this question in order to see online fights break out?
-- Ally C's Girlfriend (madchen_in_unifor...), March 19th, 2001.

From "Are you listening to that crap again ?"

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 08:03 (twenty years ago)

i always assume that everyone's been here since the dawn of time and if i don't know the name then they must be an old poster under a different name or something.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 08:14 (twenty years ago)

I quietly entered the world of ILE for FAP info (I was new to London and wanted to meet people):

So where is this Glasshouse place, then? I'm a bit of a rookie Londoner... May have to check out that Aislers Set show as well...
-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my...), October 16th, 2003.

Then it was all downhill from there. To wit:

I see a lot of anti-tuckers here and it disturbs me. I admit in my younger days I was a firm anti-tucker for everything, but now that I dress a little nicer, there are certain times when tucking not only looks better, but it is essential. 'Dress' buttoned shirts mostly look stupid untucked. Still, there is some variation:
SHIRTS:
Dress shirts with or without suit and nice pants - TUCK
Any buttoned shirt with jeans or casual pants: UNTUCK
Fitted casual shirts - UNTUCK
Boxed/Kramer shirts (with flat bottom) - UNTUCK

Anything else I prefer untucked, except plain, tight white t-shirts, which look good tucked. Granted, this assumed a relatively svelte body type...

It's all about the belt, people.

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my...), October 29th, 2003

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 08:24 (twenty years ago)

I fapped before I ever posted, or even came to ILX. My first appearance was in the Glastonbury ticket buying thread, where a bit of no-s induced paranoia forced me to stop lurking and pipe up.

How easy is it to hack a no-s site anyway? Hasn't it been talked about here long enough now that any lurking techy-crook will have had the chance to set up whatever it is they need to do to start harvesting everyone's card details?

(hello by the way. I'm jim. Colette's friend. Some of you have met me IRL before).

-- JimD (ji...), April 2nd, 2004 12:40 AM.

Rob was the first person to say hello to me. Aw.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 09:16 (twenty years ago)

i very much want this to be my first post to ile. sadly it was not. damn close though, so what the hell.

Stupidist Love Scene in the Movies (1 matching message)

Deliverance!
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), August 24th, 2001.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago)

This is my first post ever on ILM (from the "kick-azz mixtape thread"):

1. Angel of Death - Dixie Chicks
2. 12xu - Disturbed
3. Sucking Blood From the Virgin's Teat - Miles Davis
4. I Love Your Mama and Her Luscious Backside - Bob Dylan
5. Warsaw/White Lines (live) - Pavement
6. Push the Little Daisies - Minor Threat
7. Stigmata - Radiohead
8. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - The Monkees
9. Hybrid Moments/I Wanna Be Your Dog - Dashboard Confessional
10. Gigantic - The Pixies
11. Lick My Wounds You Fucking Shithead - Britney Spears
12. Come As You Are - The Captain and Tennille
13. Gluey Porch Treatments - Interpol
14. Good Vibrations (Drum N' Bass Remix '97) - L. Ron Hubbard
15. Why Am I living When I could Be Dead? - Coldplay
16. Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones
17. I Wanna Be Sedated - Emerson, Lake, And Palmer
18. Basketcase - Throbbing Gristle
19. Paranoid Android - Skinny Puppy
20. Terminal Spirit Disease - Robbie Williams/Nick Cave
21. U Can't Touch This - Captain Beefheart
22. Don't Call Me Mister I'm A Lady - Abe Lincoln
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), November 18th, 2003.

it's almost been a year!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 10:36 (twenty years ago)

i can't have been posting longer than gareth and jess can i? impossible.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 10:39 (twenty years ago)

this is the thread where you link to your first ilx post.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago)

(My God... FOUR YEARS...)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 11:24 (twenty years ago)

Ugh, thanks for the reminder....

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 11:30 (twenty years ago)

http://dvdmg.com/totalrecallsepic5.jpg

"FOUR YEARS"

Haha good times... *argh* (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 11:33 (twenty years ago)

I thought 2 years was bad...although I've not been around the past wee while....

smee (smee), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 11:33 (twenty years ago)

It's this:

I love myself

But these are all good too, from the second day of ILE:
Fake breasts: Classic or dud?
I Can't Believe I Ever Did That
A Personal Vendetta (indulge me) (I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT IN THIS STORY)
I love having my dog lick peanut butter off my balls
peppermint tea

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Also this is apparently my first ILM post. Figures that it has nothing to do with music:

All right, so what bad movies do y'all like? ;-)

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

i miss nude spock

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

remember his "fubu for white people" idea?

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

He could have made a mint at the RNC.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

my first posts to ILM were on Dave Q's Key to deconstructing C Eddy/ S Reynolds thread. Little has changed.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Fuck if I know what Simon Reynolds is talking about (I never do)

(sometimes I do now)

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

oh wait. two days earlier there was a thread where I noted that people should just send full articles to Chuck if they want to write. And then I asked Jess what DJ Sammy sounds like. He never told me.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

he sounds like 80's covers played on a cheap keyboard

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

i found out for myself eventually, but I appreciate the closure. thank you.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

and then they put that cheap keyboard through the car wash and it comes out so clean you can see it

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

I would just say he showed Bryan Adams a more plausible way to go House Of Style than that haircut he got.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

(My God... FOUR YEARS...)

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 7th, 2004. (later)


Ugh, thanks for the reminder....

-- Leon Czolgosz (nicole.kessle...), September 7th, 2004. (later)

Is it just me that I don't mind either the passage of time or the amount spent here?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago)

yup just you

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Woo!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago)

i kid, i kid, i think

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Ned, you are at peace with certain things.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

I think it might have been this rather inauspicious effort.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Ned, you are at peace with certain things.

Very perfectly so.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

The first ten threads I started weren't so bad, I guess.

http://ilx.p3r.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=questions&q=&titlepart=&name=&email=freedunit%40hotmail.com&username=&dateafter=1%2F6%2F2001&datebefore=30%2F6%2F2001&catid=all

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

hah, what a long link.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago)

i think this was it:

(from "Seinfeld: Classic or Dud":)


Classic. I don't feel like elaborating.
-- Mitch Lastnamewithheld (xxxxx@hotmail.com), June 9th, 2001.

m. (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

My first toe in the waters of ILM was apparently this little gem:

The worst/best piano "groaner" (e.g. Jarret, Gould, Palmieri) is certainly Oscar Peterson.
-- dorkangle (lyriclas...), March 1st, 2002.

I must have lurked around a long time before contributing anything, because I remember threads a lot older than that.

briania (briania), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Posting to an Ally thread about Bill & Ted. I think I got the quote wrong though.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

To ILM: July 8th 2002, on a 'Human League OPO' thread...
came stomping in like the ignorant loon i am...but haha i still believe the 1st half of it (although the 2nd para = cringeworthy rantings of a madhouse inmate...particularly like the 'us' in there, like i was some kind of player or something...christ...ILM has since cured me of many of these encrusted delusions)

1st 2 albums are dead good - bonus points to person mentioning Austerity/Girl One! - and 'Almost Medieval','Crow & A Baby' and 'WXJL Tonight'are all wonderful (try to imagine the last even EXISTING without synths to handle that shimmering wall of sound)... but I always found their general comic-shop grin and facetiousness a bit grating. My absolute favourite stuff was the 'Dignity Of Labour' EP in '79: but it's quite atypical of their output - alot more experimental & abstract mainly, Marsh/Ware pushing it.
I despised what they turned into when they split in 2, and Oakey recruited the Dancing Girls....

(But then by that time the 'New Romantics' had hijacked and f**ked up synths in music anyway - between ex-punk guitar playing turncoats like Numan refashioning themselves into 'Mr Synthesiser', and a bunch of bored London schmoozers dressing up in Great-Granny's clothes and Mummy's make-up to go out bitching all night and thus begin the great Clubbing To Death of pop culture, us late-70's electronicos never stood a chance....not that I'm still bitter about it, oh no. Where's me tablets.....)

(PS - Has anyone else heard the early HL song 'Year Of The Jetpacks'(sic?)?)

To ILE: August 9th 2002

on "Miming puntuation in speech S/D" thread:

I wish there was a way of miming those 'ellipses'(?) things, because I use them all the time.....
Maybe drifting away a few steps at the end of the sentence and droning the last word out would do iiiiiiiiit.....

on "dude, where's my cheese?" thread:

A lot of the population of Edinburgh's New Town, especially the student population, should be forced to read 'Self-Hindrance' books instead.
It would be so perfectly 'horrid' for them.


2 & 1/4 years , but i still feel like a newbie compared to the ILX Elder Gods...

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

I've just realised that on Saturday it will be the 10th anniversary of my first post to ILX. I guess Gareth's anniversary is around now too.

Madchen, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 13:00 (fourteen years ago)


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