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Jon was mad that I posted a picture of him looking like the guy from Yellowcard.

― jeff, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

BAAAAAAAAAANNED IN THE PICKLE BAR, I WAS...
BAAAAAAAAAANNED IN THE PICKLE BAR....

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

hey, noise dudes have feelings too.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

HI DEAN, YOU DID SOME OTHER STUFF TODAY TOO, HUH.
Karma = bitch

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/backtoschool/salad.jpg

http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg http://www.wantmymusic.com/assets/images/yellowcard.jpg

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

(xp) aaron you are teh cuet

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

You whiner, it's not like I announce it here when I have run-ins with other boards.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

DEAN IS NOIZE ROYALTY, I EXPECT A REINSTATEMENT TO THE THRONE SOON.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

leee no one knows who you are ... are you ken c?

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

oh no my yellow card disappeard

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

I started some threads about sartorial dos and don'ts.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

hey, noise dudes have feelings too.

There's a Samantha Fox remake in this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/boofuckinghoo.jpg

ps its their loss dean!

pps everyone knows lee

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

hey jon does kinda lok like the yellowcard guy

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

THAT BITCH JW ROBESPIERRE AND HIS REVOLUCION DE NOISE FRANCAIS IS JUST OFF DA HOOK TA-NIGHT! BUT I DON'T CARE, CUZ I WANNA GO OUT AND DANCE!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

LEEE YOU KNOW WHATS IRONIC YOU WHINE JUST AS MUCH AS ANYBODY ELSE. JERK. I AM SICK OF U.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

so n0t n0ize (xp - i love the crazy new john dahlem)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

jon dresses like jimmy kimmel

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

Noize needs to get one sense of humor.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

your email is funny

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

YEAH WELL I FUCKING HATE THE SOMBER NEW LEEE. (can we trade???)

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

IF ILX WORKED OR YOU WEREN'T AN IMMATURE EMO FAGGOT I'D UNBAN YOU

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

btw dean that's not funny cuz ireally have fucking lost it u know that don't u

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

jon - i know your story but i still love you

john - i don't know your story but i love you

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://mcv.planc.ee/fun/pwned_kanal-mtg.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

9:15 PM, 12 Jan 05 $12 ERASERHEAD DVD, YOU ARE A TREAT!!!!1! deleted by American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (shush)

http://www.familypoet.com/graphics/Cry-Baby.gif

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

you're right. i'm immature.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.streetgangs.com/homies/images/crybaby.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.math.umn.edu/~cockburn/cry.gif

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

And you banned someone else for being annoying? Crazy.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

im shocked the n0i2e dudes havent linked to this thread yet!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

it's true! i am all of these GIFs. all of them.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

I answered all the unanswered questions. Then I was banned.
Ha.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Good! Let us discuss this. We need to understand why this is happening and how we can deal with it. Where is n/a? Surely he is banned as well!

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

I unbanned him

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

Please reban me then.

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

* Unregistered users locked (REGISTERED USERS ONLY) remove
* Adrian Langston locked (bitter fatty) remove
* Amazing Randy locked (fucko!) remove
* Anthony Miccio yellow card (cool it cocko) remove
* deangulberry locked (time out) remove
* dubplatestyle locked (BYE BYE JACKOFF) remove
* ja=Ack_0FF locked (amazing randy) remove
* Mike Dixon locked (no thanks) remove
* Poltroon locked remove
* Sheena locked (randy) remove

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

Chaki wants to ban me for talking about "hippie music".

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

http://perryville.freeservers.com/cards/Hugz.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

http://perryville.freeservers.com/cards/Hugz.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Ahh, the memory of my Eraserhead thread will live on in honor of the pwnage of Dean.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm a loner. A crazy loner. Always have been. I live in a moral universe of my own imagining.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

I sound like Nowell hahaha!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Love - Stephanie Knows Who

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Does it have tempo changes?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

they were like the only band with temp changes back then

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.naomiharris.com/images/nude_03.jpg

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

God what a great tan

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

That's an odd place for a tennis court.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Chaki, I like your mix

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Your search - david lynch children's fish kit - did not match any documents.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

thanks jon!

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

This thread will only get good if someone gets drunk and argues with Hstencil.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

it will be easy. hstencil is quite the nazi.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

a very huggable nazi

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

ok, things have changed. i found out why jon is really mad at me...

just to be clear: FUCK THE POSTAL SERVICE

-- LSD ARISTOCAT (jonathan.william...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:02 PM. (ex machina) (link)

Gotcha.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:03 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

Roll call:

"Such Great Heights" is OK at least. I haven't heard the album.

"It represents a positive force in rock radio."

-- Jon Williams (x...), August 17th, 2003.

-- Tim Ellison (timejeanne...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:14 PM. (Tim Ellison) (link)

ROFFLE

TIM WINS POINTS

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:16 PM. (deangulberry) (link)

R'OFFLE!

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:26 PM. (mcutt) (link)

ROFFLE HAUS

-- gygax! (gygax0...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 6:35 PM. (gygax!) (link)

YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US, DEAN

-- LSD ARISTOCAT (jonathan.william...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 7:55 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

hstensil: http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/imgcache/200__~gauntlet_eg_eg2_20020328_bu_nazi.gif

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

That picture makes the movie look funny.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

Senor WDB: literati?
AaronHzILX: no i am watching eraserhead
Senor WDB: haha
Senor WDB: don't be mad
Senor WDB: i love joo
AaronHzILX: i think its a horse fetus
AaronHzILX: the baby
AaronHzILX: and they put electronics in it
Senor WDB: worse
Senor WDB: it's a metaphor
AaronHzILX: uh huh
Senor WDB: come on
AaronHzILX: i mean i've decided that thats how they did the effect
Senor WDB: i pwned cutty
Senor WDB: i need more pwnage
AaronHzILX: no i havent seen this in 10 years man
AaronHzILX: i was really excited
AaronHzILX: a fucking electronically manipulated horse fetus
AaronHzILX: until someone tells me different thats what it is
Senor WDB: no
Senor WDB: Can you just tell me if it's a . . . sculpture? It's so well done. Someone I saw it with thought that it might be a calf fetus.
That's what a lot of people think it is.
I thought it was made, but couldn't figure out how you got it to move. Was it battery-operated?
I really don't . . .
You credit a doctor in the film. Is that related?

Well, I was looking into different ways, you know, in the beginning...

AaronHzILX: yeah i have that book too
AaronHzILX: i say horse
Senor WDB: it's a donkey
AaronHzILX: possibly
Senor WDB: not possibly
Senor WDB: it is
AaronHzILX: would be hard to determine horse or donkey
AaronHzILX: a mule even
Senor WDB: no, donkey
AaronHzILX: how can you tell
Senor WDB: i was calling you a donkey, there
AaronHzILX: ah
Senor WDB: i dunno what it is
AaronHzILX: horse fetus sounds cooler
Senor WDB: i think you're right
AaronHzILX: like horse rotorvator
Senor WDB: i haven't seen this movie in a while
AaronHzILX: the eyes are REALLY far apart
AaronHzILX: more like a horse than a cow
Senor WDB: pterodactal
AaronHzILX: too big to be any kind of bird
Senor WDB: they are big
Senor WDB: pterodactyls
10:40 PM
AaronHzILX: yeah but that was a long time ago
Senor WDB: no no
Senor WDB: they have
AaronHzILX: pterodactyl fetuses are hard to come by
Senor WDB: they are around
Senor WDB: i saw one the other night
Senor WDB: it was grey
AaronHzILX: you don't just walk into a store and buy a pterodactyl fetus
Senor WDB: you buy them in mexico
Senor WDB: from mexicans
AaronHzILX: why don't you just get a human fetus
AaronHzILX: they have those
Senor WDB: i bought it on amazon

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

never seen it

xpost

― chaki in charge (chaki), Thursday, 13 January 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha
adrian locked as a bitter fatty

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey, don't let those nasty noize dudes hurt your feelings. They're just kids who but a few years ago were bullied in high school and are now becoming bullies themselves in a vicious cycle that will end in a police shootout on the outskirts of Kansas.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 13 January 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what would happen if I actually posted to the Noize board. I think it might explode. Matter meets antimatter and destroys several parallel universes in the explosion, etc. etc.

― Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

i want dean back.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

haha i just banned myself, BRING BACK OUR FRIEND DEANGULBERRY PLZ

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

its a skinned lamb. i have seen skinned lambs and the erasrhead baby looks exactly like one. crosspost.

― :| (....), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I'm unbanned now?

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

i could have used this thread a couple of days ago!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

DUDE A LAMB!!!!!!!!!
I think you may be right!

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

i want dean back.

thanks boo

AaronHzILX: no i am watching eraserhead

shameful aaron. that was our private internet conversation!

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Dean come back and support the free market with us

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

i cannot come back! i am banned!

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

not good enough. try harder. hurry up!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

EVEN SCOTS CAN POST THERE

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Scots and Yellowcard members! What is this world coming to? ;(

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand the noise board.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

It's where everybody knows your name.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Actually, it is totally like that bar you go to that's kind of a dive just to drink evil liquor and talk to the kind of opinionated and un-PC denizens who spend their days drinking away the daylight hours there. And you don't ever tell your SO or your other friends about it. Don't you have a bar like that?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Even if my name is not in all caps?

xpost no... not yet

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

THE DIVIDE: I WAS LISTENING TO BACHS MASS IN B MINOR ON A BOOMBOX WITH DYING BATTERIES AND IT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE FENNESZ

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

easy come easy go. i kind of knew this would happen.

noize dudes, is trioganalmayhem one of yours?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

wow, "roffle haus" up above made me pee my pants, almost.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

you were right, at least.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

about him being a dick? i know!!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

mark, personally, i liked your appearance on the noize board.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

thanks cutty. it was fun while it lasted. you dudes are good guys at being noize.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

way to be a douchebag, asshat!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

you guys should hug already. is hugging noise?

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

don't you have tsunami victims to photoshop, trigonal?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

mark is one of the cream of ILX, IMHO.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

He'll always rise to the top.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

adam, you are quite creamy!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

you are just delicious, cutty.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

this has been a delicious exchange.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

d'elicious.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

PELICIOUX

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I'M GOING TO CREAM ON ALL OF YOUR FACES IN A MINUTE
KEEP THAT SEXY CIRCLEJERK GOING FOR A SECOND

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

God you are even more annoying than my brother

― .adam (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

he does a really bad jon impression.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

oh give me a little more time
I can be even worse when people are being douchey

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

mark has been a dick to me in the past and is a lurker creep

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

oh and thanks for the tsunami photoshop reminder!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

cuddley otmers

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

i think i went to highschool with trigonal mayhem.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

say what?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

were you in jazz combo II?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

MARK PITLICKER

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

are grudges noize? i can't tell. anyway jon i will admit that you grew on me like a fungus. i think it was your emo threads that did it, those were great! you have a funny definition of "lurker" though.

(xpost i really hate you right now, jaymc.)

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CUSTOS (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

no, definitely no jazz II

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS LOSERS PARODYING ME (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

which emo threads? the ones where i post pictures of douchebags at LA clubs?

oh wait, nm -- you mean the ones where I whine.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

no! i mean the girl ones mostly. also i think i was in a really irritable mood during, um, 2003, which is right around the time you were experimenting with embedded links and acid and orange sweatshirts and whatnot, so you know, bad match.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

you seem to still be in an 'irritable (little bitch) mood.'

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

you made me laff xpost

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

User Mark P no longer has the locked permission on this board.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

ha!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

flattery will get you noizeverywhere

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i think the dean/jon standoff has to end soon? please?

i refuse to intervene.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

shameful display of groveling.

just a bit of fun, people. do try to keep up.

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

(however my lawyering services are available for a nominal fee)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

permissions issue

This is the only reason Dean is banned.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

this thread is useful.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

(xp to markp)

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY WHAT IS YOUR BILLING RATE

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

just a bit of fun, lets be cool.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

JUST A BIT OF COOL, LET'S BE FUN!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

whatever those yellow bagels are, they are d'elicious. we need more of those.

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

my billing rate = $3 a minute.

― Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Magic Dong, you mean?

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

this is pretty stupid

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

do you want someone to pretend to urinate on themselves?

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

i didnt like that either

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

that's the way things are lately ;...(

― Moran and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

pretend to urinate on themselves?
Hell, I'll actually do it.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/japtourist.jpg

― Martha Stewart and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

there was a picture of actual self urination by an arab on radar fan posted!

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

is it really cold everywhere else? i've been inside for 52 hours straight, cos it's fucking lethal outside. is that what's happened here?

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

it was 60 the other day and now its 19 out

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

yes that is a picture of me. Your point?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

*shrug*

Got me.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

they're outraged by my awesomeness

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 27 March 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

and i'm too lazy to email jon

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 27 March 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

You think it's because I don't like Ladytron?

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Sunday, 27 March 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

MAN THAT STUFF IS SO 2002. I AM ALREADY DELVING DEEP INTO AGRESSIVE HARD FRENCH ABSTRACT-WAVE GRIND GOTH.

SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING TO THE SUPER SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

*SLAMS DOOR*

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 27 March 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone know if they ever banned that one girl for being a total twatty hater biznatch?

― Tim Oberhauser (Timmy Two Ton), Sunday, 27 March 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

There's a pic of Jon looking like the bloke in Yellowcard?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 March 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone know if they ever banned that one girl for being a total twatty hater biznatch?

Do you mean me? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

ADRIAN I DO HAVE AIM....

*unban*

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Monday, 28 March 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

I love how "ban kenan" is such a lively thread now. I'm like a monkey who can't get at a banana.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 28 March 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Lol J-bolt, I think we're never on at the same time ]]]]:

(thx!!)

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 28 March 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Jon was mad because I posted this:

Jizz doesn't taste that bad.
-- A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (showroo...) (webmail), May 5th, 2005 5:08 PM. (ex machina)

Then he deleted it or made it look like I had posted that originally.

Then. I was unbanned .... but I am now banned again! Maybe he is afraid that I will post this:

Jizz doesn't taste that bad.
-- A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (showroo...) (webmail), May 5th, 2005 5:08 PM. (ex machina)

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~kraut/RKraut.site.files/gallery/sad-face.jpg

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

He is a bitter young man. Salty and bitter.

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Dean Gulberry ♥ Aaron Zanders

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm just quoting Zappa, dude. Keep up.

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

pwned.html

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

dean every thumbnail on yr website should link to an archived version of this thread

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

I think the last thing I posted was something about going to a RAVE in Half Moon Bay. I didn't even call Jon out on using the word f*ggot again on ILM. :(

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

I've never looked at the noise board

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

...but now I am BANNED.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a way to find out who banned me?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it would make you feel any better, would it?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

I guess you're right.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

THE NOIZE BOARD
IT IS LIKE CUSTOS
ONLY POPULAR

― BRAD JNR, Monday, 19 September 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

I've never looked at the noise board

liar,

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://web.vet.cornell.edu/public/research/physio/Nathanielsz/Pwn.jpg

― PROF. PWNAGE, Monday, 19 September 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

THE CAPS TROLL
IS LIEK THE AMAZING RANDY
ONLY UNPOPULAR
UNQUOTABLE
AND BORINNG

― zzz, Monday, 19 September 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

Where do I apply for NOize board reinstatement?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it would make you feel any better, would it?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

HI NOIZ DUDE!

― BRAD JNR, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

ZZZ

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

ZZZ

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

ZZZ

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE???? I PUT "ZZZ" LIKE IM REALLY BORED!!! GEDDIT!!!!!!!!)

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE BORING MATE. GO AWAYS.

― zzz, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

I THINK YOU'LL FIND YOU'RE THE BORING ONE!! ROFF

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK JUST FUCK OFF YOU FAT JEWISH FAGGOT.

― zzz, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

spencer i shall reinstate you because i like your style

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yay! Adam will vouch for me (although maybe he's not the best noize voucher!).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/japtourist.jpg

― japtourist, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

You have been wayned from this board by an administrator.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

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― #1 Palpatine Fan, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

The following lists why I've ~~likely~~ been banned and offers a defense in response to criticisms hurled. This doesn't imply that I feel wounded by protesting, as I'm honestly more bemused than anything and would like to explain myself a bit. I don't mind being banned from the noize board as I've only seen it a couple of times, but I thought I'd make myself clear to the likes of jaymc and LeCoq and mark p and whoever the fuck else.

A) I'm a pretentious twit who doesn't want to go to college -- for fear of becoming even more of a goddamned charlatan like you bastards. The last thing I need to develop is your elitist COLLEGIATE condescension. Then I'd be truly insufferable, no?

B) I'm regarded as a hipster fuck for being raised on Eighties music and having expanded on a lot of my tastes from there and for actually getting pleasure out of it. Brilliant. You might as well attack JW for wearing a Neu! shirt. (No, I'm not advising anyone to do that -- I personally have no qualms with Jon.) You know, I've actually never listened to Neu! and so I can't be as much of a hipster fuck as you say!

C) I add extensions to my screen name on here. I'm sure you fellows think I'm being clever and pretentious by it -- I just wanted to fill up the box even more with certain things that stick with me and I'm not trying to please anyone here by it, although I'm sure you'd like to think so! Anyway, there's a Coupling quote in the box right now. "A casualty of social estrangement" was inspired by a self-deprecatory comment. "Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for it!" comes from a silly comment made by Dispatcher Hubicka in the novella Closely Watched Trains. Get over it. Why the fuck am I supposed to appease you assholes and cater to your every goddamned whim anyhow?

D) The pseudonym I use (so I'm not found through Google by anyone who knows me personally, if for some reason they bother to search for me) has been subject to derision. It's derived from my grandmother's maiden name and my musical project, so there is a significance to it. It wasn't randomly chosen, so fuck off.

E) The whole British malarkey. So what? You fuckers act as if you didn't do anything stupid in their teenage years. I pointed it out because I don't mind making fun of myself. I was trying to knock it out of me six months out of me before anyone here knew because I'm very well aware of how pretentious it seems. I often lapse into using the grammar out of the habit I made, too. As for using colloquialisms and phrases like "eejit" -- I also have a habit of picking them up and using them in moments where I'm not being serious. Christ, you people are a bunch of goddamned uptights. Do you ever have fun at all? Or do you stand around acting disenchanted, wearing discerning poses and frowning upon everybody that's ever worn a Gang of Four or Birthday Party shirt?

F) Apparently I've mentioned my mother a lot. I don't mind referencing what goes on around me, whether it's something she says, something stupid my brother does, being hit on by a forty-something black gay man on the city bus, or having an ex-girlfriend from middle school turn into a professional drag king -- I've mentioned a lot of people I encounter in everyday life and things they've said or things they do whenever it's (semi-)relevant. And no, I don't think my mother's entirely cool -- I'm just as willing to make fun of her for liking Love Actually or listening to modern mainstream Clear Channel rock whenever a thread on it comes up and someone makes reference to Adema or Cold or doing something dorky that's unrelated to music and cinema. In fact, I'm very willing to expose anyone's faults, whether it's hers, my own, or certain noize boarders. We're all goddamned frauds anyway. Fuck off, good night.

P.S. Awww, I'm a "Ned-in-training!" That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. I suppose that means I have more of a heart than you ever will.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

but, you are not banned

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i could fix that if you like?

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not? Are you sure? The first time I visited there I went out of curiosity to see if I was able to post or not and I wasn't.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't able to.^

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

yes im sure. there are very few people banned, half of whom ive never even heard of

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

jon has a neu t-shirt?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

nobody tells me anything.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

*most bemused*

― bemuser, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Currently banned:

AaronHz
Mike Dixon
natepatrin
Oops
Poltroon
Unfortunate Prankster
Yomattaa Sucka Eye

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, are you actively campaigning to get on the noise board funny thread now?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's fucked -- I wasn't able to post before. *shoots himself in the foot*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunate Prankster
Doesn't this guy have like twenty other names?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Were you logged in?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, are you actively campaigning to get on the noise board funny thread now?

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), September 20th, 2005 5:10 PM.

Dan, that'd probably be improvement considering how things normally go for me. Yikes.

And yes, I was logged in.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

if you follow a link from another thread you usually get logged out of the noise board.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

T fuckin' S: p3r.net vs. wh3rd.net

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

if you follow a link from another thread you usually get logged out of the noise board.

Or stranded on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Someone with mod powers ban him, pls?

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

i had no idea i was a member of such an elite group.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

oops!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

AaronHz locked (no) remove
Mike Dixon locked (no thanks) remove
natepatrin locked remove
Oops locked (too much talk of le douche, not enough hot douche action) remove
Poltroon locked remove
PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS yellow card (try not to piss TOO many people off!) remove
Unfortunate Prankster locked (PHUCK YOU) remove
Yomattaa Sucka Eye locked remove

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Eastern Mantra locked (bloody hell innit) remove

;_)

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! locked (fuckin british douche)

― amen, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

jon has a neu t-shirt?
-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), September 20th, 2005 4:52 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/laurae55/jonlaurabeach.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

That's like asking : xhuck likes hair metal?

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

next you'll be telling me ian's not really a british.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

Whether or not Ian is banned from the noise board, I think he has a point... He was ridiculed on the noise dude enemy list because he often mentions his mother in posts and apparently has a good relationship with her, how shocking! I really can't see any point in that, I wish I was in such good terms with my mom.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

just get her drunk. foolproof.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

give pip this much credit, at least he doesn't spend 75% of his time on this board trashing other posters behind their back or trying to get 60% of the board banned.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know that anyone actually does that, blount.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to need to see some documentation for those figures, blount.

― kurt broder (dr g), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

Better pay attention to this thread.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

If anonymous trolls = 60 % of the board, then I plea guilty. I've never ever asked for any regular poster to be banned though, not even Calum.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW, I like Ian and I zing him for the Britishes shit! I mean, for crissakes I told him about a fucking Yma Sumac show. We only make fun of him because it is funny. Now Tuomas is unfunny, boring and a jerk.

Ian, you should lighten up!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

We only make fun of him because it is funny.

And it doesn't matter to you if you being "funny" upsets him?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

if it doesn't bother you to disregard others feelings, why should it bother anyone else? why the double standard?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

This doesn't imply that I feel wounded by protesting, as I'm honestly more bemused than anything and would like to explain myself a bit.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

jon tuomas has made it clear on dozens of threads that reading comprehension skills aren't his forte. engaging in hypocritical mudslinging and posting personal attacks on other ilxors is.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

when yknow he's not demanding forced registration for all ilxors or that all threads on ile meet his standards of worthiness (he's not against preemptive strikes if neccessary on that front) (and if anthony and jess and tombot and trife - ESPECIALLY TRIFE RIGHT TUOMAS? - don't want to abide by tuomas's rules then they can find another board to post on. only not the noise board cuz then he'll still be moaning on the modboard for you to be banned).

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:47 (nineteen years ago)

European "Daddy Knows Best" Socialism Strikes Again!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

Blount, for chrissakes, who's feelings have I have disregarded? The only times I've made personal criticism towards ILXors is when they on their part have made continuous personal attacks towards other ILXors (as has been the case with Calum, Jon, Randy/Jakc, etc). If you think that's disregarding someone's feelings ("Oh my god! Someone answered to me bullying! My feelings have been hurt! Why can't I bully at peace?"), then fine.

And I really don't get why do you think I have a vendetta against Trife... I've mentioned, on exactly one thread (you can dig it up if you want to), that I thought he was black, and that I found his ILM comments irritating at times (because he used exaggeration as means of debate) - but I also said that I agreed with him most of the time. I can't see how you've deduced from these couple of posts that I have something particularly against him, or that I want him banned. I really don't.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yes Jon, regarding other people's feelings is what we call socialism here in Europe. Aren't you glad you don't live here?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

The only person hurting other peoples' feelings is you, faggot!

― Sarcasm? (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:11 (nineteen years ago)

Your perpetual whining gets real old, buddy.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

"regarding other people's feelings" in action - tuomas demands mandatory registration for ile, several ilxors - anthony, jess, tombot, trife (who was once on tuomas "troll" list, though tuomas preferred to trash him behind his back) voice disagreement with this proposal, note it would effectively equal banning them, tuomas declares 'too bad, if you don't comply you cannot post', mods enact halfmeasures, tuomas whines that mandatory registration on some threads not nearly draconion enough action, declares his demanding ilx meet his and only his standards rooted in everyone's best interests really, also declares his moaning about being irritated about parts of ile to be hunky dory, others moaning about being irritated about parts of ile to be worthy of deletion, banning; demands immediate, preemptive mod action enacting this declaration as policy.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

"I found his ILM comments irritating at times (because he used exaggeration as means of debate)"

boy, he really stood out didn't he?

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

Go jerk off Rambo-style to your limited Beefheart album.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

In August 1940, Finland agreed to grant access to her territory for the Wehrmacht.

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― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

BAN TUOMAS

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha tuomas said he would have fled the country, not bothered to fight the nazis. it's only ok to kill in immediate self-defence, you (ie not pre-emptively ban people, so to speak).

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah tuomas assasinated kennedy, murdered the romanovs, burned down the reichstag, sank the "andrea doria", killed all the dodos singlehandedly, tampered w/the polling machines in florida, crashed his white fiat into dodi al fay3d's mercedes, etc etc etc. he's a real bad 'un, that tuomas. Plus, I have a terrible headache. Tuomas' fault! the bastard!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

N_RQ tuomas is now arguing for preemptive strikes on the mod board. cuz it worked out so well in iraq.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

trife (who was once on tuomas "troll" list, though tuomas preferred to trash him behind his back)

Would you please back up your accusations? I've searched ILE for my comments about Ethan, and found only one, on a thread called Encyclopedia of ilx's Troll; also opo, which I think is the one you refer to. The following exchange of posts cotaind all the comments I've ever made about Trife on ILE:

also - most people didn't think trife was white? who's "most people"??? name names oops!
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (papa la bas)

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Well, I sure as hell thought he was black.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (Tuomas)

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why?????q
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (papa la bas)

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Well, because he was constantly calling people racist - I'm not saying all black people do that, nor that white folks can't do it, but without any background knowledge about him, that's what I thought.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (Tuomas)

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fuck this place. bye ilx!
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (papa la bas)

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-- Bye! (by...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005.

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-- Bye! (by...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005.

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-- Bye! (by...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005.

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I never regarded ethan/trife as a troll, and I used to usually enjoy his contributions, even when he was going "off on one".
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (Pashmina)

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the thing is that I think the trife persona was in many ways yer man playing up some stuff for effect - obviously, if/when it didn't make people think/question, it wasn't successful, but certainly for me I found him provocative in a postive sense, fucking on point about a number of things, and genuinely interested in what assumptions were informing discussions
however his So So Def love remains inexplicable

-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (ghostface)

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TRIFE IS WHITE? HOLE SHIT
-- Sociah T Azzahole, 2003 (stevem7...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (blueski)

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Hah! I got a bit bored with his incessant accusations of people being racist. But he was/is a great writer. I used to have a pic of him somewhere up my old site. Alas, long gone. He was a skinny boy. Or at least that the boy on the pic was.
-- nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevienixe...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (stevie nixed)

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"incessant"?! wtf it's like he never did anything else ever or something. WHAT ABT THE THREAD WHERE HE ASKED ABT THE DURUTTI COLUMN?!?
-- g e o f f (gffcnn...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (gcannon)

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this thread has seen remarkably little reaction to b3cky luc4s talking about her husband's penis with a former cure member. i thought i'd hit ilx gold there.
-- g e o f f (gffcnn...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (gcannon)

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I thought he was a pasty white nerd journo baiting people from behind his pc cos he got a kick out of it.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (trayce)

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As Paul McCartney featuring Stevie Wonder said so wisely back in 1982: "There is good and bad in everyone."
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (nostudium)

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FWIW Marcello lately you've been pretty cool and funny, so I apologise for that screaming rant I had at yer before.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (trayce)

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haha trife is v.skinny still nath
-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (mark s)

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aw bless you trayce. i've unleashed tons of screaming rants so should apologise a millionfold for those.
anyway life has taken a turn for the better recently, so i'm kind of on the outskirts of happy at the moment. one step at a time and all that...

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (nostudium)

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Yeah, I never though Trife was a troll either. He could be irritating and repetitive and non-constructive, but he had good points too, and I agreed with him quite, regarding rap music.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (Tuomas)

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Can you now tell me how I was "bashing" Trife or putting him on my "troll list"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

TRIFE IS WHITE? HOLE SHIT
-- Sociah T Azzahole, 2003 (stevem7...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005. (blueski)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

noise board enemy list
kate
tuomas
orbit

tuomas/kate/orbit enemy list
jon
marcello
trife
dean
jody
tokyo rosemary
gear
ally
luna
cutty
caitlin
jess
dan perry
jaymc
stormy
amon
laura
jaxon
adamrl
ade langston
forkclovestofu
chaki
gygax
jack cole
latebloomer
pleasant plains
ian j0hnson
mark p
milton parker
amateurist
brock
vahid
dan selzer
msp
fe zaffe
mindinrewind
s1ocki
curt1s stephens
nickalicious
carey
pr00de
anthony easton
tombot
hurting
n/a
gabbneb
walter kranz
kephm
fetchboy
tehRZA gibbons
drew daniel
julio desouza
jimmy glass/esoj
rjg
dominique leone
scott seward
jimmy mod
dan regan
sugarpants
anthony miccio
jocelyn
mullygrubbr
yancey
geoff
gareth
sebastien chikara
le coq
dan bunnybrain
remy
sterling clover
elvis telecom
j blount

noise dude 'attack' methods - will make jokes on noise board (enemy list posts comprising about 1% of posts on board with rebuttals from 'enemies' allowed).
tuomas/kate/orbit 'attack' methods - will make ranting personal attacks on idme board (enemy list posts comprising about 90% of posts with rebuttals, or posts of any sort as marcello can attest, from 'enemies' deleted), demand mods delete posts/ban posters, enact sweeping changes to board for all posters.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://semiskimmed.net/pix/viz_millietant.gif http://semiskimmed.net/pix/viz_millietant2.gif

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

About making a ILE registered users only: yes, I know it's not painless option, and I realize the possible downsides to it. Personally, I was against the idea last year, but my opinion has changed for several reasons. If, however, the general attitude is that it's a bad choice (which I'm not that sure about - the discussion threads about it didn't necessarily give that impression), then we can forget it. It's hardly a "pre-emptive strike" though, sincee the anonymous trolling has gone on for quite a while already, and several people have voiced the opinion that something should be done about it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

and several people have voiced the opinion that something shouldn't

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/URG/images/b29-016.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

and those people will be banned for that opinion. according to tuomas this isn't "necessarily" a bad thing.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

Okay Blount, your accusations towards me have gotten so ridiculous that unless you offer some proof to back them up, I won't bother to answer them.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kheichhorn.de/assets/images/boeign_B52_Stratofortress.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

Making aboard registration only is very silly...

"You know, people who spend great amounts of time harassing other people anonymously on the internet will never bother to sign up for accounts. They're too lazy!"

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.ww2guide.com/tallboy3.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://420marijuanachicksnude.com/241/0043.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ww2guide.com/stuka.jpg

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's hardly a "pre-emptive strike" though, sincee the anonymous trolling has gone on for quite a while already, and several people have voiced the opinion that something should be done about it.

http://red-baron.blog-cafe.net/images/snoopy4.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas how is anthony or jess or tombot or trife being banned from ile "not necessarily" a bad thing? how is several posters noting an action being enacted will effectively ban them and you demanding the action be enacted not tantamount to you calling for them to be banned? particularly since the only sure effect of the action is that those posters will be banned? why should mods now delete threads/ban posters on the possibility that at some point a personal attack (albeit not one by you or kate or orbit since these are hunky dory) might happen eventually? should they go whole hog and hire a pro to divine how slamdunk the case is? i hear george tenet's available.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, this thread is all downhill from Ian's first post on. :(

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reuther.wayne.edu/faces/Cadillac%20Strike.jpg

― the happy smile patrol (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas how is anthony or jess or tombot or trife being banned from ile "not necessarily" a bad thing?

Read my posts better: I never said it was "not necessarily" a bad thing; what I said was that the discussion about making ILE registered-only does "not necessarily" give the impression that general opinion is against it. Of course it's a bad thing if Anthony and Trife leave (they are the only two who have so far stated that they'll do so if ILE becomes reg-only - neither Tombot nor Jess has said they wouldn't register then). Then again, some posters might leave (and some might have already left) exactly because of the trolling. As I said, it's not an easy decision, both sides have good arguments.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot is on record as saying having to log in from the many computers he uses all day will be aproblem.

Mark my words, the trolls will register.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://slashdot.org/~Esteban%20Buttez

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas the point was never to eliminate all nastiness from the interweb. It was to make people slightly more accountable for nastiness, so the VERY RARE examples of genuinely vicious trolling could be dealt with a bit better and so that people could think "Oh, I've been attacked by [insert name here], what's new" instead of wasting time wondering who does or doesn't like them. The debate persuaded me at least that registration was way too big a sledgehammer for this particular nut.

Anyway Mark S came up with a better solution of dealing with the actual problem, we implemented it, end of story for now.

Also, at this stage there is no single poster whose leaving would significantly improve or worsen ILE, it's too big.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

jon tuomas can't read 30-40% of the time (like how he forgets 70-80% of his attacks on other ilxors or that kate spends much of her time starting fights with other ilxors or that orbit only ended up on ilx in the first place thru stalking and personally attacking an ilxor)(i think he's on tuomas's enemy list too though, so i guess it's ok) so i'm guessing that's why he was only able to read it when anthony and trife (and not the several others) said mandatory registration = banning them and the huge number of posts against registration weren't by him or kate or orbit so don't count towards 'general opinion' of course (or perhaps they're just unreadable also).

tom tuomas has made it very clear he's not going to accept 'end of story'. over/under on tuomas demands for mandatory registration on mod board by saturday - 4 1/2.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO CLASS YOU LOT

― Hall Monitor (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

dear esteban buttez impersonator:

i am a legend you are nothing

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

Mark my words, the trolls will register.

This is true.

― Terry the Troll (Terry the Troll), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas the point was never to eliminate all nastiness from the interweb. It was to make people slightly more accountable for nastiness

Isn't that a silly reason for making it reg only? I mean, if you want to account someone, you can just give him/her the IP address which is ample proof that he/she commited the nastiness? (Yes, I realize from personal experience that this is not full/fool proof. Someone else can use the same comp...). But ah hell I promised myself not to talk about this anymore. :-)

When you say people like Tuomas are banned, does this mean they can't even post/read the noise board anymore?!?!? Wowser.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, yeah I think the main point for the registration was for me too that the attacks would have names behind them; "Oh, it's him again." instead of "Who the fuck is this?"; however, I think this should apply to all the attacks, not just the particularly vicious ones (because something that's not so vicious to someone might be vicious to another person). But if it won't happen, okay, nothing I can do about it.

Blount, of course I noticed that other ILXors were against the registration too, but what I was saying is that Anthony and Trife were the only ones who explicitly stated that they would leave ILX if that would happen. As for your other accusations towards me, as I said, I won't bother to answer them unless you have some proof.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

its so easy to ban trolling accounts - and from a trollers' pov it can be pretty annoying having to re-reg all the time

so i do non-reg posting so i dont have to go through all that once the man tries to hold me down ;-)

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

estenabn: www.pookmail.com

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, if you want to account someone, you can just give him/her the IP address which is ample proof that he/she commited the nastiness?

No because many different users will share the same IP range.

The increased accountability reason + easier to ban if they get too annoying reason is what makes reg only still palatable imo. The fact that I'm more or at least equally bothered by logged in regulars is a separate issue and one that would sooner result in me spending far less time here than trying to encourage them to do same by picking fights with them.

Right now I'm just trying to resist the urge to change all the thread titles in all caps from all caps to lowercase. It's just too Noise for my whiny Euro ass.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ian, you should lighten up!

As I said, I don't mind being made fun of but I wanted to explain myself at the very least since folks are so irritated with me. I'm really quite harmless most of the time.

Cool, I'm banned now? Kind of pointless anyway. I didn't even know they had their own version of an Excelsior thread until Dan mentioned it.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

no, they were kidding about banning you :D

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

~*~HOTT NEWZ~*~

THEY ARE TRYING TO HOLD DOWN GREEN GARTSIDE, THE BLACK MAN AND MYSELF IN ILM NOW

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ahh, I should've figured. xpost

Where? In the Pop Scritti thread? To the post-punkmobile! *crash*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

really i dont mind being bashed but when SCRITTI POLITTI is being bashed and censored well

there has to be a line

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

No because many different users will share the same IP range.

Ah okay, sorry for my stupidity, didn't realize this!

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

plus IP check doesn't work at the moment or was disabled (tho perhaps mod elders can still check them i don't know).

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

search by user is screwed.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure you wanted to make that public knowledge, Sociah?

― Terry the Troll (Terry the Troll), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

i think there's a thread about it on the mod board, but iirc some of the "discussion" there is just people arguing about stuff, surprise.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

I got banned from #gothic on IRC once. Can I have my money back?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

search by user is screwed.

so is your brain, HITLER

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

Goths have no need for this 'money'.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sure you wanted to make that public knowledge, Sociah?

yes if it means it needs fixing and this will now happen sooner. it is rarely needed though it seems, in that seriously abusive/vindictive logged out trolls posting from a unique IP are really quite rare.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

I got banned from #gothic on IRC once. Can I have my money back?

I was banned from #omg, #wtf, #lol and #rofl

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

im thinking about moving to adelaide

― terry lennox. (gareth), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

why?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, move to Melbourne G, we can have a beer together :)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

Besides Adelaide's full of crap goths (see above)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

adelaide more like MURDERVILLE

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

my friend deeon is just moving back there. you don't think its a good place to live?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

if you are a raver who still thinks its 1991 then you will LOVE adelaide

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ!!!, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

Cool, I'm banned now?

maybe you missed it the first time:

;_)

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

OK buttez is obv a mongrel hahaha oh dearies.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

Gar: a serial killer(s)? was found out a few years back in Adelaide, he chopped ppl up and stuffed them into an abandonded bank vault in Ade somewhere.

Also, Bad Boy Bubby was filmed in Adelaide's docklands, fwiw, which might not be anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, in Snowville. There was about 2 of them doing the killings, loads of their friends and family members knew about it, some of whom ended up as victims. Nobody contacted the police. Adelaide is like that. Ritual murders, (the beaumont children, the truro murders, the family killing etc etc.) in a climate of 3rd generation welfare dependance.

It's a really strange, isolated place. Do not move there.

― CMB, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

THERE WAS A SERIAL KILLER IN BRITAIN ONCE. KILLED LOTS OFPROSSIES. JACK SOMETHING.

― , Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

LOCKED OUT AGAIN??? Gee, I wonder by whom?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

HEY I CAN BE JUST LIKE JON TO OK?

― LauraH, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

(knocking)
RikRok: yo man
Shaggy: yo
RikRok: open up man
Shaggy: what do you want man?
RikRok: my girl just caught me
Shaggy: you let her catch you?
RikRok: I don't know how I let this happen
Shaggy: with who?
RikRok: the girl next door, you know?
Shaggy: man...
RikRok: I don't know what to do
Shaggy: say it wasn't you
RikRok: alright...

chorus 1 (RikRok)
honey came in and she caught me red-handed
creeping with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt-naked
banging on the bathroom floor
how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

(Shaggy)
how you can grant the woman access to your villa
trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
you bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah
best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
to be a true player you have to know how to play
if she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay
never admit to a word when she say
makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

chorus 2
RikRok: but she caught me on the counter
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: saw me banging on the sofa
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: I even had her in the shower
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: she even caught me on camera
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: she saw the marks on my shoulder
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: heard the words that I told her
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: heard the screams getting louder
Shaggy: it wasn't me
RikRok: she stayed until it was over

(chorus 1)

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me

(Shaggy)
make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
as funny as it be by you, it not that complex
seein is believin so you better change your specs
you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Rik-boy your answer: go over there
but if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

(chorus 2)
(chorus 1)

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin' it makes no sense at all
we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost

(chorus 1)

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

this thread wins!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Laura did you really ban me from the noize board because of the bird flu thread? Are you insane?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Weren't you listening? It wasn't me.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever did it will be getting some pussy tonight, am I right? :p

― , Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I missed the part where you said that, I just saw the baby crying picture which I assume was meant as some sort of insult?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/185/3937/1024/CS%20-%20Stolte,%20Joanne%20-%20Fluffy%20Gray%20Kitten%20-%20

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, so am I being banned from the noize board because someone (Jon?) is dating you?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

STOP STALKING HER!!!!!!!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Like the bird flu?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

For serious, is there a way to see who is banning me from that board? I like to post there occasionally.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not dating Jon. You aren't a very good stalker.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

And for serious, you need to get more upset about this. You aren't upset enough. Don't let the noise board do this to you.

http://faculty.washington.edu/gregoryj/civilrights/civil_rights_march.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

you should have never looked at the noise board, spencer

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

If I got banned from the Noize Board I would totally raise a fucking fuss, post 18 threads on the Moderator Board, and lengthy diatribes against the Noize Agenda on a daily basis, until the situation was resolved amicably (ie they were all up against the wall waiting for the execution)

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have time for all that!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I just got We Heart Katamari and I'd really like to go play it now, so can we just shake hands or hug, or at the very least could you just swear that you'll get me next time, plot against me, and then when I least suspect it unleash your revenge? Or something?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

S L O W

― LauraH, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Such is the terrible price of trying to accomplish things in real life.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Laura, in the absence of Spencer, I will hug you, and swear revenge on you when you least expect it. Now go forth, and roll.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm back. I have no desire for revenge!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

You're too easily placated. You should be more like me.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I can keep up a grudge forever.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Oh see I can't.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I noticed that with "space shuttle".

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

I heart this thread. I have been laughing my ass off here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know what that means, "space shuttle"

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

The space shuttle is also known as the _______?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

ten story space penis

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

survey says? X

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

i just finished. reading. this thread.

― amon (eman), Thursday, 22 September 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha so did i! how did i end up on tuomas's hit list?! i dont even really know who he is! (and if i didnt say that i wouldnt register on some thread its because i read exactly 1 ile thread a day, dude. maybe 2.)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 September 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

shameful aaron. that was our private internet conversation!

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...) (webmail), January 13th, 2005 1:13 PM. (deangulberry) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 22 September 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha so did i! how did i end up on tuomas's hit list?! i dont even really know who he is!

Dude, there never was a "hit list", that was some kooky idea of Blount's that I'm supporting a registered-users because I want to get rid of you and Anthony and Tom and Trife, none whom I have anything against.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 September 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

Again!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 22 September 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

So it's happened again. Why and by whom?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

probably jon i'd bet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

It is happening again...

http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/images/giant.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Spencer, are you sure it isn't a wh3rd.net vs p3r.net thing?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

canonical server name: wh3rd.net p3r.net etc

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, I don't think it's Jon.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get the URL thing.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

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― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

wtf? can a noize dood explain the chow hate please?

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

jealousy

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

well i dont think thats very cool. spencer is a good guy and a funny poster. his contributions to the pickle bar are very worthy and he's defended noize-bromanship many a time.

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I like to post there because all my friends seem to be there for some reason. I think some of my "britishes" friends participate in an effort to understand Americans?

"chow chow"? Haven't heard that since the 2nd grade.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I try to look at the noize board to understand different people too. Gareth is probably the most dangerous person on the noize board.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

He kills you with guns, ok?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I look at the noise board and I see the dark twisted face of disenfranchised american youth staring back at me. It looks like jon williams in a sombrero.

Gareth's about as dangerous as a warm kelp body rub!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose whoever's banning me is getting a kick out of denying me something. I don't think I'm especially worthy of that, but perhaps I do represent something abhorrent to noize? I don't like pickles very much.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's sort of like how my parents' dog abhors a vacuum.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Gareth's about as dangerous as a warm kelp body rub!

ie, raelly fucking dangerous

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

This is a non-issue.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

all your whining broke ILX! THANKS SPENCER!

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

HINT: AVIAN FLU

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

spencer, i will file an appeal. this may get up to the supreme court.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps I do represent something abhorrent to noize?

caring?

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not really whining exactly, more curious.

As for the Avian flu, that whole thing was resolved by email.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

kyle, that is probably it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

But I would hate to just let it go and be banned forever and unable to participate in things with my friends over there.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i forget that board exists for months at a time. years even! i hate all my friends

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

*HINT HINT* THIS IS A NON-ISSUE *HINT HINT*

cf: I just want to let you know we're all counting on you

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

okay, my bad... there's too many cooks in the kitchen apparently.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to understand why people are being vague and mysterious about this.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

(it's racisim, dood)

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Well, now I'm unbanned. I hate to sound faux-naif about all this, but I guess it's way over my head.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: i unbanned spencer and someone re-banned him but now he's unbanned.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I appreciate it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to understand why people are being vague and mysterious about this.

that's just gygax! being gygax!.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

True, but I have grown accustomed to gygax!.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

User Cat Edit Pass on Revoke Edit FAQ
ex machina Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
gygax! Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
hstencil Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
orion Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
mcutt Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
ddb Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

So it was Col. Mustard in the Library with the Hammer?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Banned again LOL.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dissension in the noize ranks!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Who will be purged?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.suck.com/daily/95/09/06/una1.gif

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha, what a difference 15 minutes makes!

i was being vague so that JW wouldn't revoke my admin rights (too late!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Wow Jon, if it really is you, why don't you just spell out your problem with me. Perhaps I can address it?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nightskydesign.com/jester/images/jester.gif

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I am now yellow-carded.

I have undoubtedly tried to save the Noise Board from the evil of Jon Wilqaeda this afternoon in vain.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Basically, I can see how I've antagonized you on certain occasions:

1. Calling you out for casually throwing around the word f*ggot on ILM
2. Letting you know that "ricer" is a racist term
3. Not getting the joke when you insult me on threads (I'm assuming they were jokes, but maybe not)
4. Not being especially considerate when talking about the avian flu with your friend (I apologized to your friend directly for that).

What else? I mean, if you were banned from posting on ILE or ILM everytime you antagonized someone...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

THE NOISE BOARD IS NOT ILE.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, Jess almost called you a fascist in print, what did I do???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

"what did i do"

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

BAN THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

what is a ricer?

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me: does anyone have a slow cooker and how useful are they?

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Well let me ask you this, Mr. Mendoza... what is a beaner?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

do they have those?

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I still wonder why you follow Derek Lam.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

you could make the best fucking burritos ever

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

with your ricer

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

and beaner

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

vegan burritos?

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~pariah/photos/farside/hell1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

i like the far side panels with cows better

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

So what is the noize board agenda? Does it lead to "real fascism" as suggested in Jess' article? (sorry to drag you into this Jess).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

spencer, asking questions like that are what got you banned, I'm guessing

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Right, the self-absorption, I know.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

However, I asked that same question about the article just after it was published and wasn't banned. I actually tried not to offend anyone, but I was very curious about whether noize music was really nihilistic in that way.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I should say that I examine my own behavior and interests in the same way.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

jon dont be a nazi

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

jon do not occupy poland

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

THE NOIZE BOARD IS NOT NAZI GERMANY

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Just Another Ban From L.A.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha walter

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Collaborators are notable by their absence!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Although it is friday afternoon.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roadtripusa.com/coastal_west_coast/images/fishman.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000APP21M.16._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS260_.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Noize Board Bans Spencer, Then Explodes

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbakira.co.uk/stills/resistance/nezroy2.jpg

"The noise board is like an over-ripe fruit. Within it is a new seed. We need only wait for the wind that will make it fall to fruition. A wind called Spencer."

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

All very strange.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.protocolent.com/images/thumb_spenser.jpg

― amon (eman), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.serienoldies.de/images/hallo_spencer_spencer.jpg

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

"The noise board is like an over-ripe fruit. Within it is a new seed. We need only wait for the wind that will make it fall to fruition. A wind called Spencer."

And that fruit will be durian, as it is the most noize fruit ever.

http://www.roadjunky.com/culture/durian.jpg

― donut hallivallerieburtonelli omg lol (donut), Sunday, 16 October 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha i've heard nothing but awful stories about the durian. why do people insist on eating it?

http://www.cmara.org/fieldday02/chow%20time.jpg

― amon (eman), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Still banned. Bummer - oh well.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

To all my friends who are there, please do stop in and say hi sometime back over here.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

spencer, be not rigid like the cedar but supple like the reed

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 October 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

You noize people are such obscurantists!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, seriously, though: the Noize Board and I had an antagonistic relationship at first (check the archives), but then I kind of just went with the flow with it and have been happy since. The trick is to not think of the Noize Board as the Other and overly worry about whether you are "noise enough" or whatever. Just be cool, and the Noize Board will be cool, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Right, well that won't work for me because I remain banned. Who will join and console me in my excommunication?!

Also Jon, if this is about the bird flu thing, maybe you should ask your friend about how we sorted things out.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

HINT: ASIAN FLU

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

OK...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

HINT: Boulevard des Capuchines

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

(Actually, that's what came up as a random entry from wikipedia)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

cf: I just want to let you know we're all counting on you

Apropos of nuttin, I'd just like to pop in and say I read this as "I just want to let you know we're all coming on to you" and somehow, I liked it better that way :D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

Noize Board Bans Spencer, Then Explodes

The Spencer's Blue Explosion?

... I'll get me coat.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

i hope you can come back to the board soon spencer. you are missed.

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 17 October 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

in the meantime, please feel free to start your diva board

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Monday, 17 October 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

I still don't understand the diva accusation.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

Um Spence maybe they think its funny yr taking it all so seriously? Just a thot.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

(not that I think you shouldnt... but yanno).

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.shadowtech.net/images/Wall%20Paper/Movies%20&%20TV/Robotech%2001.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0303/18/robotech1.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://animejapan.cplaza.ne.jp/b-ch/dag_mva/img/dougram_mva_top.gif

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~corky/images/thought%20bubble.gif

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

plus he is funnier when insulted and riled up then when smug

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 17th, 2005 4:35 PM. (ex machina)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Lovely quote from Jon on his noize board. I understand he has taken away admin privileges in order to maintain my ban (very Stalin-esque). I don't exactly know why he has chosen to do this, I suspect it has to do with his "bully" tendencies which he admitted to on another thread (along with his 'renunciation' of violence). Luckily, I was never really bullied at school and so this kind of extended pubescent behavior is all a bit mystifying.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

this is kinda hysterical

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

why can't we squash all the noise beefs

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm not sure. I don't really feel like I've wronged Jon. I had an extensive and friendly email discussion with Laura about the bird flu thread during which we came to complete agreement. However, at this point it's clear that he simply enjoys insulting me or riling me up as he puts it, so I think the beef is his to squash.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU MADE A BALD JOKE ABOUT HIM? HE IS EVER SO TOUCHY ABOUT HIS THINNING HAIR!

― faetty, Monday, 17 October 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

BROSEPH STALIN

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

all this talk of beef, i feel like a burger now

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

I AM JEALOUS OF SPENCER'S BEAUTIFUL LOX

http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue19/lox.gif

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nls.net/mp/syd/pox/pookie%20-%20lox.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

People who have lost admin status:

Tim Ellison
bundgee
deangulberry
nordicskilla
dr g
gygax!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

sigh

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'll admit I don't understand the noize board and why a lot of people I like and respect are on it. It's always seemed like this creepy vortex of negativity and random unpleasantness. Some of the regular posters there seem to get thrills purely from arguments and hatred. However, nice people I know have vouched for Jon and some of the others, so I've always thought I was misreading it or maybe I was too old or something to understand. However, now that this has devolved into having my annoyance provide sadistic delight to this person (who I don't think I've wronged at all), I'm actually disturbed and creeped out by it.

I think perhaps that this place isn't really for me anymore.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to point out that I am 3 of those 6 folks with revoked admin status. You know, "for the record."

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

spencer please tell us you're taking the piss at this point

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Monday, 17 October 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

spencer heed my zen

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://fusionanomaly.net/kungfuwhenpebble.jpg

― lgdt, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://pages.emerson.edu/Courses/spring03/ma362/Video%20games%20and%20gender/videogames/final/images/ninja.gif

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

goodbye Noise Board! It was fun while it lasted. I'm glad I got to share my V3 records with you.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

bye dan. solly jw's being cranky.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.epcc.edu/ftp/Homes/elcon/Mary%20J%20Blige%20-%20No%20More%20Drama.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh no problem. anything to help ween me off ILX and back to work is a good thing. How he knew F-Troop was my favorite show growing up, I have no idea.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

He lived under your bed.

― I'm banned from this board, Friday, 21 October 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.timvp.com/ftroop3.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's not ween, it's wean

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I was talking about the band.

ok, maybe not.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

now i too am banned !

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

sigh

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

*bans cutty*

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

wheres the thread where kephmeR#@ is getting mad about jizzing on a scarf?
-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), October 21st, 2005

amon likened me to kenan and so i had a few words for him. but carry on with the spin ! amon already pulled out the 'it was all a joke' card.

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

amon is dr g

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

i wasnt asking but ok. i dont even know who that is. power strike? the painter dude from cali? i like that guy! i hope not. isnt he sterling chow this week? i am on ilx a couple hours a week tops so its hard to keep up with the name changes.

who is fennesze(whatever his name is) and why is he keeping track of my posts from three years ago and asking about my birthday ? sub-callum at best.

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

is amon/dr g also dean gullberry?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

dean gulberry

say it outloud

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

"spin"

"card"

"dr g"

― amon (eman), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

BURN. IT. ALL. DOWN. !!!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

amon is all of us

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.frc.ri.cmu.edu/~hpm/project.archive/Image.Archive/Stanford.AI.Lab.1970s/sail.hpm/1980.color/mon.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

amon is all of us

so two parts what dave thomas are you talking about but really more aja and danny vertigo than paris 1957 or a pack of wild dogs? oh how tapioca. simulated high-stakes hostage rescue just isn't compelling enough for me.

― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 22 October 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's true, i went off the charts in '79.

― hey mon (eman), Saturday, 22 October 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

apparently i've been banned for not texting jon back last night even though i was busy, at a friend's birthday party. and he calls me "captain passive aggressive," that's a good one. oh and complains of "sand in my vagina." it must be very difficult, indeed, to be jon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

This is like some teenage girl's LiveJournal.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

'some teenage girl' seems almost redundant

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

i've been unbanned. there is peace in the valley.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Haha Jim :D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

there are 0 teenage girls on the noise board.

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin isn't far removed from being teenage, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

xpost And is that a good thing or a bad thing?

― saleXander / sophia (salexander), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

there are 0 teenage girls on the noise board.

I dunno man, y'all sound a bit pantywaisted to me! ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

(Jor-el will proably beat me up via AIM now)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

uh i don't see you on aim, trayce! but no, i don't really mind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

I know, I havent been on in ages :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm going to bed now anyways.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

I cant AIM at work anyway! Soz :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

you can leave your aim name right here

― hpencil (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

I dont aim! I MSN! Deal, knobcheezes!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

The greater of two evils.

(I work on AIM for AOL. Sort of.)

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

MSN's allowed at work (for now), nothin' else is.

Hell, I'd IRC if they'd let me haha. OK maybe not these days.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I really have better things to do than have half the board taking the piss out of me seeing as that seems to be the done thing now days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), October 24th, 2005 5:19 PM. (trayce) (link)

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

God, it took you long enough.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

I dont pay attention to ILX enough to be respond quickly, I'm afraid.

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't actually see how trayce's statement is contradicted though

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Neither do I, and I posted it to get a rise in the first place, so I'm done now =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

You don't actually see it because I wasn't actually trying to do it.

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOU SEE?!??!?!

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

Why you guys always fall for this shit, eh? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

goth chick seduction technique

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I was just banned. Am I supposed to get some kind of legal notice?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 28 October 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

Well, no matter. I'm no longer banned.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

it was something about you talking about what music you liked. i think the statement ended in a question. look no further.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

o now I get it.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 28 October 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

Anybody want to unban me?
Apparently, I struck a nerve with the penis comment.
I feel for him, you know? Poor fellow just wants a proper sized appendage and god and poor genetics have conspired against.
Sure we'll donate for hurricanes and AIDS, but why no telethons for this miserable bastard, I ask you?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

You've been unlocked. Get warmed up and ready to zing.

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have to get your ankles taped up? Whirlpool time? Ice down afterwards?

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Don't think so. He's not trying that hard.

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Monday, 31 October 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hm. Still banned.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh noes

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

i'll unban you!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

actually, no.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to but, you know...

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

don't know how

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

how do I ban people?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

you get to ban people? how'd that happen?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am a bit baffled by the persistance of this thread. This shit actually matters to people?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

nozie board = oligarchie

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Find threads from I Love Everything, subject contains 'WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD', by user trayce*.

1 result found:

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD (Not really safe for work, obviously) (21 matching messages)

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

you can prove anything with statistics

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

*tears*

― jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

jon removed my admin powers yesterday.
please to be giving them back now.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

didnt he remove them weeks ago?

― rush, push, cash (FE7), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ian and his golden ears

― jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

What happened? Where is the love? Jon/Ian rifts are DUD.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

And still, I remain banned.
Tears on my pillow, people.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

If the Noise Board is basically a tyranny with Jon as the ruler, why do you all keep playing with him?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's still often much more interesting than playing in this sandbox, Tuomas.
Besides it's fun. Like watching a snake try to suck it's own dick through a garden hose.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

CUSTER HAD IT COMING AND SO DO A LOT OF OTHERS!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 3 November 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

snakes have dicks?

― rush, push, cash (FE7), Thursday, 3 November 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

just the males

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 November 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

Is Jon the snake or the hose?

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

a sponge or a stone?

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sergioleone.net/dm-101.jpg

The Moderators of the Noize Board with Jon on the left.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 3 November 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

(Please don't put me in the cornfield for that, Jon.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 3 November 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

They remade that on the new twilight zone.

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

That's it right there.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 3 November 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think that's Bart Simpson standing behind the group.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 3 November 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

I made it too easy on myself. I banned myself from the noize board and uh pickle whatsis.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 3 November 2005 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wait actually that Twilight zone was what the town with the cornfiled place became in 30 years

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

somebody explain the noise board to me, please.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's a place.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

nothing to explain.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://bb.bbboy.net/thenoiseboston-viewthread?forum=2&thread=4590

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

try harder please.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ordination.org/jesus-sheep.gif

― gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://opendoorworld.com/kamal/psalms_23.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

somebody explain the noise board to me, please.
Snake/Dick/Garden Hose

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

November:
Another day locked out of the noise board. Lips chapped and eyes red. Beginning to understand Oldboy better. Growing Klingon-esque moustache. Dry-heaving subsiding.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dragonsgate.net/pub/richard/klingon_family/IMG006.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 5 November 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Daddy!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hello? Dad? I'm in jail! Hi, dad, i'm calling you from jail.... I'm gonna stay here--it's nice! I like it here! ha ha ha ha!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

TH SNAKES ARE BACK THEY'RE CRAWLING AWL OVAH MAH BAWDY AH GOTS THE DTS WONTCHA HEP ME HEP ME

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahah, don't laugh but i just realized after a flip thru the jon williams thread that the noise board is basically jon's sandbox. Nobody ever explicitly pointed this out to me.
This is especially funny to me in that my general take on that board is that it was loads of fun and generally bright discourse except for the guy who went under various 'garu'-whatchamacallit nicks and I figured one bad apple doesn't ruin the barrel. But go figure, he IS the barrel.
I am amused by my slowness.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

jon weren't garu forx! ain't no thing though.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

re jon's sandbox: why do you think the noise board was started, after all?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

which one is jon then? the dr. j fellow? same diference.

and i thought the noise board was started for people to vent.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

dr g is sub dr j

― dr h, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

the cheese stands alone.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

Forks, you're laser-brilliant. (and your self-diagnosed "slowness" = having a life)

(When I first heard there was a genre called Noise, I laughed like hell. Then I heard some, and was amazed they chose to give the label to shit that combines the worst of metal AND punk.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I think I might be banned from the noise board.

I wonder for how long.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

You didn't bring up rugby, did you?

If yer not in NYC, it matters hardly, TT. Best used for shopping advice and the like.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

yuppies be shoppin

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

No. We discussed religion mainly.

Religion and Susan Clark

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.regenerationreservation.org/Boy

― co-cheese, Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Wait, why was I banned? I understand the fite with Sterling...
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 24th, 2006 3:25 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, at first I thought that thread was just going to be Jon banning people willy-nilly for laffs, but then it just ended. I don't really care, actually. I'm just curious!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

revive for killy

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

why don't u go catch her a delicious bass already.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

So am I banned because a) I said I didn't mind Susan Douglas, or b) because I went save-a-ho on Killy?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I BET B

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/MichaelEinde.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

We've been banning you for a long time, jaymc. (Ally, unbanned)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

kisses! :D

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I got banned as part of some "throwing the baby out with the bathwater" anti-Esteban move.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

aww poor baby

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

rofl @ bass-catching joke

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dom, I thought you got banned because people thought you were a dick?

― Dan (Perceptions Are Funny Things) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, they think that, but I was banned with the rest of the Aja/D lot at once. Knowledge is important Dan, don't try to speak without it.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

If you overly esteem talented individuals,
people will become overly competitive.
If you overvalue possessions,
people will begin to steal.

Do not display your treasures
or people will become envious.

The Master leads by
emptying people's minds,
filling their bellies,
weakening their ambitions,
and making them become strong.
Preferring simplicity and freedom from desires,
avoiding the pitfalls of knowledge and wrong action.

For those who practice not-doing,
everything will fall into place.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I was banned with the rest of the Aja/D lot at once.

actually it's just you and señor buttez ;-P

― dude dude, Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

jon post a pic of killy cuz i don't look at them 'what you look like today' threads (i see enough hippies with glasses in athens THX) but someone, ally maybe, was saying killy is mad hot.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

ask one of the cap'n save a hoes

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, what did I miss today???

― Dan (;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

JON OR WHOEVER I DON'T READ BOING BOING POST PIC OF KILLY PLZ

― j (or felicity if you like) blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

killy is hot, like f. redwell hot, blount. I don't keep pix of ppls off the internet tho, that's a bit creepy.

HAHA XPOST

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY YOU MARRY PPL OFF THE INTERNET FFS

― j (door was left ajar) blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

actually it's just you and señor buttez ;-P

i thought estela was banned, too?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

U MAD

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

↓ NOT A COLLECTOR ↓

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

mind you if f.red needs a green card or is looking to move into some sort of co-op like in sitcoms...

― j (i'm down on bended knee) blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Is no one going to tell me what this whole killy nonsense is about? Am I going to have to make up stories about ironic handjobs and broken hearts?

― Dan (DISH, MUTHAFUCKA) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

STORY OF AN ATTENTION WHORE.GIF

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

ye gods am i gonna have to make some sort of 'destro teams up with g.i. joe' gesture to tuomas to get a killy pic. i'm sure it's on one of them 'what you look like' threads, one of you fuxx reads them things. COWBOY UP JAYMC.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok blount i did u a solid and used one (1) search function

http://myspace-066.vo.llnwd.net/00636/66/06/636706066_l.jpg

dan no one really knows what the killy thing is about but if you think she's ok you are like noize fredo!! dangerous waters!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

killy was a cuet chixxor whose move to NYC was being anticipated by ten noize dudes.

pros: giving shit back to jw
cons: whining

she will be back drunk posting Friday evening, I assure you.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh i see the pic is up now, kudos.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

was killy the one who told me to fuck off when i had that bad experience with bob marley at the thrift store and started a thread on it? if so, yeah, ban her. ban her twice.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bewarethecheese.com/ca%20snickers%20kudos.jpg

― Dan (Yum) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.taurusdogtraining.com/images/kudos.jpg

― Dan (Aww) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

attn: killy / re: xoxcity
attn: jw / re: fuck off

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am still curious how she found the board. jw, you need to deindex every thread if you don't want more of her.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

her aim name is CAKECANDLECUP and she enjoys whining

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

This is a tutorial for XOXCity members who want to get the most from their avatar relationships by engaging in love making.

;___________;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Okay Internet.

― Dan (FFS) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

was killy the one who was asking advice about apts. in new york and someone told her to look in philly? that was kinda funny.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE!!! AGAIN!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

o great i think this library computer is webfiltering that image so either she's in her panties or it's on some 'personal site'. meanwhile i get dan's puppies - GREAT. i think killy's pretty funny though. she's on my list of 20.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i am still curious how she found the board.

do you mean noize board or ilx in general? she found the noize board b/c ddb started a thread that was all "is it okay for a noise dude to have a crush on a 'standard' ilxor?" and then someone linked to it on a prominent ile thread (probably wdyll). i don't know how she found ilx.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok jaymc

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, yr slipping.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

his im is WIZARDISHUNGRY and he is a HUGE PENIS.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC YOU HAVE WORK TO DO

― Dan (Xpost Or Not?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

NOT CREEPY AT ALL

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

to the database we go

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know how i found ile.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I was banned with the rest of the Aja/D lot at once.

not me, just you, esty and conrad.

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

You STARTED ILE, Ally!

Didn't you?

Maybe?

Ya?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

so am i banned from noize for life or what?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) ILE has entered the internet because of you

― Dan (A Wishy-Poo) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

She drinks Harpoon, so she's ok in my book.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

is 'drinks harpoon' slang for what i think it is?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I *heart ILE/NOIZE crossover

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Spider-Man50.jpg/250px-Spider-Man50.jpg
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/sunkat701/images/x-men%20in%20danger%20room.jpg

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I'M TRYING TO FORGET THAT I BROUGHT THIS UPON EVERYONE OK?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

aw man jimmy yr making me wish ilc wasn't dead to me :(

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

THIS POOR GIRL.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.earthtolaura.com/archivesjournal/bealbotcolor.jpg

― Dan (Ally Circa 2001) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

...

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

That doesn't make any sense.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

joanrivers_spaceballs.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I was much fatter then.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

That was the only halfway applicable picture that comes up on a GIS for "doom" "bringer".

― Dan (Stupid Internets) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

noize = teh kitty pryde of the ilx boards?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Pablo, will you smuggle my messages into Cutty's lair?

Tell him I saw the tambourine picture and really liked it.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) I mean, I could have posted this one:

http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/0883.jpg

but that would have been even more perplexing.

― Dan (Although Somehow More Appropriate) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

noize = teh kitty pryde of the ilx boards?

noize = teh JUBILEE of the ilx boards!

― Dan (BANNED) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

that killy beer pic is cool b/c her hair is like mia farrow's in rosemary's baby.

killy is ok. she tries a little too hard sometimes, but there are far worse people who hang around the noise board.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

is this waht communicating between east and west germany was like in olden times?

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

cutty = a treat

xpost hahahaha LECKERE REZEPTE MIT BILD

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha ally totally leckere rezeptes mit bild

xpost

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

LOVE WAS IN THE AIR

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

jody name five worse folx on the noise board plz! i'm bored

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

they're all males.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

actually, blount...do you really have to ask?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

and also to whoever in general: is the third peter gabriel album good to wash yr car too cuz i gotta wash my car later and someone (dr casino actually) was telling me i should check out those early peter gabriel so i'm thinking two birds one stone.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

OH NROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, my views on the subject aren't really that controversial if you've ever read the noise enemy threads.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

err I don't meant to speak for jbr there, sorry.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

a better choice for washing your car to is probably thin lizzy.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

4 blount (bcuz u r miss'd):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/mollielizabeth/potato.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

I think I just get pissed off about people who care too much about tits.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf at that site with the leckere Rezepte mit Bild:

http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/2481.htm

― Dan (Fuck You, Germany) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Age: 23

Height: 5'2

Fav Band: LES RALLIZES DENUDES / OPUS AVANTRA / PIERROT LUNAIRE

Fav Movie: AGUIRRE

Fav TV Show: THE OC / ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT / TWIN PEAKS

Fav Book: THE VOYEUR - ALAIN ROBBE-GRILLET

Fav Actor: KLAUS KINSKI

Fav Actress: SCARLETT JOHANSSON (NOT REALLY BUT SHE'S SO HOT)

Fav Food: VEGETABLE KOORMA

Fav Sport: STREET HOCKEY

Fav Athlete: I DONT KNOW ANY...

Drink of Choice: WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): LSD

Smoker? : NO

Occupation : SECRETARY

Do you work out? : SOMETIMES

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 7

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 8

Add anything you want people to know: I AM MOVING FROM AUSTIN, TX TO SUBURBAN PHILADELPHIA IN 5 DAYS

-- killy (fagsztra...), January 20th, 2006.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH CAUSE CARING ABOUT TITS IS BAD, IT WASNT EVEN ABOUT TITS, IT WAS ABOUT LOLS U CUNT.

GO CREEP OUT ON MY SPACE FUCKWAD.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

i totally don't know!

daver that shit just reminds me i need to be studying for my bio test. did yall know plants have vascular bundles or whatever and like one's called PHLOEM and shit (or water i think or maybe that's xylem) PHLOES IN THEM? ally my thin lizzy's at home. hey do you guys want to know what won the ilm 80s singles thing?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

]-`;

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

You can never care too much about tits.

I wonder perchance where there may be some at?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

NOIZE OR NOT!?!?

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7641/cuttyritter14dg.jpg

4 conrad.

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) sunny successor is one of my fave noize babes

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh! Sad! xpost!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

daver where is that picture from!? is there a thread about it??

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

she probably means a yam

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

AN ILC / NOIZE EVENT (in 7 parts)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

aw man jimmy yr making me wish ilc wasn't dead to me :(

Blount, it's not even like Tuomas posts much! Come back.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

xpost oh... its GM.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

o come on that's like saying 'it's not like you'll get raped every day in prison'

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude you still read ILB, Tuomas ain't THAT bad.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand the Tuomas hate really

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

ilb???

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

would someone care to post the latest flashing toumas picture in rebuttal, pls?

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

o did u stop too?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I like Tuomas! And Blount, too. But tbh I like pretty much everyone, so whenever ILX beef rolls around I feel all "why are mommy and daddy fighting?"

Ok off to watch sub-par "Thin Man" sequel now.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'm down with bacon if that's what you mean

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i love "baracuda"

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I Love Badonkadonk

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'D LIKE ONE (1) TUOMAS SUNDAE PLZ

ps - Is the "new" Tuomas a fake?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nyyfans.com/photos/2005021721.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Don't feel bad, Ally -- in fact it was ddb who brought all of this upon us.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

that's some Butterfly Effect shit!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ok off to watch sub-par "Thin Man" sequel now.

ooo which one?!

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

o man i hear i need to see that thing

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I like how this:

xpost oh... its GM.

comes off like this:

:( :(

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILTY.

IT WAS A JOKE. I AM NOT THAT CREEPY. IT GOT OUT OF HAND...AND IS STILL GETTING OUT OF HAND.

THE ORIGINAL THREAD WAS A PISSER THO.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

no no we have moved on dude, it's ok.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

oo that's not a good pic of me.

confounded is stalking me!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

BEACH.JPG PLZ

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i think confounded is a rock critic or something

― j (ie. you can outrun him dude) blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

deBRO

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

blount you've never seen thin man???

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'VE SEEN THIN MAN I USED TO BE A DASH HAMMETT DORK ONE SUMMER WHEN I WAS LIKE 13 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh. ok.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

get the director's cut, the ending is completely retarded and insane.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

it's one of Ashton Kutcher's best films, up there between Just Married and Dude Where's My Car. Not that I expect a Lindsay Lohan fan like you to get it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell did this happen!? this is totally creeping me out and confirms that i am done with the noize board.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1104815498.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

killy don't be done with noize board you can totally pull some like cyber houston train action with us all someday it'll be fun :) plus yr a good type and funny and such and the only person besides me on there who doesn't hate karaoke so hang around how bout it?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta say, I'm not scandalized by seeing random ass on the internet, even Tuomas'.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

the only person besides me on there who doesn't hate karaoke

WAHT

U R DEAD TO ME

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

"cyber houston train action"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

ally don't be creepy!

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i don't hate karaoke.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

whatever i see you don't understand my plan that you just fell for.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

killy, if u wanna act like one of the bros you gotta SUCK IT UP & DEAL SOMETIMES even if u have ovaries, no dubble standards babe

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

when will i do karaoke with elmo and $GRILLFIEND!?!?!?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

karaoke is teh best! u_u

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

i think confounded is a rock critic or something ...(ie. you can outrun him dude)

That I wouldn't bet on.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

killy you don't get half the shit on there that jaymc gets on there and he tuffs it out like a trooper so plz don't go girl. i just found out you're hot.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

jon, the bar that i took val3ry to for karaoke is CLOSING :(

also, yr girlfriend does a FIERCE impersonation of laura branigan, fyi

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

*shakes head sadly*

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

you got her face wrong, j.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tikifish.com/smooveb.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

why is there all this discussion about me today?! that is the part i don't understand. it seems to have come out of nowhere. i hate the internet.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.otis.edu/alumni/notes/2005-01_files/image027.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

BORED

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

damn i forgot the odds from this morning. ddb was 3 to 1, i remember that.

JON DONT FUCK THIS UP FOR HIM

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i will do lame-ass wedding singer karaoke with anyone anytime

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ SUCK IT UP & DEAL

or you could just be the brat who started the board and then you don't have to suck it up and deal with anything! you just yell at ppl and ban them and throw huge fits about the site mods just as if you were socially and emotionally retarded.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. Albeit in Philly.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT IS OTMBOT

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

dude I should put Hunter Age 3's artwork on that thread about commercialism v artisticness. His/her work straddles that line beautifully.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

confounded can walk faster than you can run, dude.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/4856/011zv.jpg

Emily: People will think...
Charles: (cutting in antagonistically and angrily) ...what I tell them to think!

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

o man is confounded marcus vick?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

there's some 'c' dude that's a rock critic. maybe i'm thinking of cunga.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

someone should buy up Hunter Age 3's portfolio and try to stick it into this

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

jon is a wise and just leader

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Blount: No, he just wears seven-league boots. But maybe if you went really, really slowly you could UNDERshoot him and escape that way.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

ELMO YR DRUNK.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

seven-league boots? is that metric?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

correction: jon may not be wise OR just but I've known him for like 9 years and know how to deal with him

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

ARE YOU A HUG THERAPIST?

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

also, yr girlfriend does a FIERCE impersonation of laura branigan, fyi

YSI?????????

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

WWAD

(What would Aguirre do?)

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

The best way to deal with me is to be like a willow in a hurricane bro.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

NB BROCAINE

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

IM GONNA TAKE A DIFFERENT APPROACH AND PUNCH U IN THE THROAT NEXT TIME I SEE U ON GRAHAM AVE.

;)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

confounded can walk faster than i can swim.

― Pablo (Pablo A), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

This is the thread where I teach you all how to handle Jon Williams

ian knows

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

BROCAINE

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have nothing to do with that image. Other than it was dedicated to me, obviously.

Guess Cutty needs to find someone else to stalk him.

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

any reviews of Bright Eyes @ Loews Jersey?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

BROGAINE (for balding noisers)

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ bright eyez thread

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, listen to laurel. i have a BOYFRIEND. he's probably reading this right now, in fact, which is embarassing. HI BABY I LOVE YOU.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

ban her

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Vegas Odds:

j blount: 49129999999999999999-1

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/K/kben/1105350337_quiz_max.jpg

I WROTE A HIT PLAY

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

"it's a dead language, i'd always say..."

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Killy, listen to me. If you have a boyfriend, aren't everyone else's odds about the same as blount's?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

STOP STALKING ME, CREEP

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't let blount near my boyfriend either

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i have a BOYFRIEND. he's probably reading this right now, in fact, which is embarassing. HI BABY I LOVE YOU.

-- killy (fagsztra...) (webmail), April 13th, 2006 4:07 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (link)

so Ian got there first?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

also, thats about the 4th or 5th time i read that Bright Eyes thread, still possibly my favorite thing on ILX.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Killy, listen to me. If you have a boyfriend, aren't everyone else's odds about the same as blount's?

Did Killy post on the Jake Gyllenhaal thread? Apparently everyone there except for me wants to fuck him like a Polaroid picture.

― Dan (Hey Ya!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Killy's posted multiple times about how Jake Gyllenhaal is so hot, it makes her want to "barf."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, yes. i never revealed my odds for anyone else, so as far as you know, everyone's odds might be 49129999999999999999-1. ew, odds, what the fuck.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

stop guys, her boyfriend is reading this.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

why in god's name would you tell your sig other about ilx?

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

KILLY PLZ STAY AT HOME AND TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF THANKS

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC COMING THRU IN THE CLUTCH

― Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

so you can post mean things about them and have them read it and get mad and then be all like "Well stop stalking me on the internet, Tom"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

ew, odds, what the fuck.

So already happening

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

how do you fuck a polaroid picture?

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I'm having trouble with the words "fuck" and "Polaroid picture" in combination. Help me out?

JON BUT SHE MIGHT POST THEM.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

you're pioneering a new kind of relationship, ally

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

KILLY OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BREAKING THE INTERNET....I THINK WE NEED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I THINK DAN WAS REFERENCING THE SONG "HEY YA" BY THE POPULAR RAP COMBO OUTKAST.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, is there something in it about Polaroids? I think Billy's band covered it once but I seem to remember they only knew the words to one verse and just repeated it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

laurel how in god's name could you not know "hey ya"

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

it was the "who let the dogs out"/"hey jude" of 2003

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

my dad loves "hey ya."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

NOWHERE IN THE SONG HEY YA DOES IT SAY FUCK YOU LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.

YOU MAY AS WELL SAY "I WANT TO SHAKE YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

no way is it as quality as Who Let The Dogs Out

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

KILLY OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BREAKING THE INTERNET....I THINK WE NEED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), April 13th, 2006 4:24 PM. (ddb) (later) (link)

dude, she was seeing other people behind your back

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Jess, you'd be surprised. I mean, I know how the chorus goes and I could pick it out of a line-up but I don't know any words to it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

my girlfriend knows about ILX. She doesn't understand why I visit, but she also doesn't sit in front of a computer 20 hrs/day.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gulfshore-birdaway.com/birdx/birdxpix/coypow.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

BUT.....HUH.......WHA?????.....OH NROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10090336.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I think Killygate will be bigger than Nick Sylvestergate

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'd hit it teh twice is great

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

is this thread about the internet?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

also important to note: you're not supposed to shake polaroids. It doesn't do anything. If anything, you're more likely to mess it up.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

GROW UP AND QUIT BEING SO BABY LIKE WAH!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/b06_071.jpg

― Grow Up, Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

OK Internet!

― Dan (W!T!F!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

MY EYES

― buck pwens (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

YOU NEED TO LOG IN, WUSS

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

naked-except-apron is one of those things like "Porky Pig Style" that a male of the species should never, ever, EVER consider doing, isn't it?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

YSI?

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5863/killypic1zk.gif

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

*dies*

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas' butt isn't that bad, tho! i would much rather see tuomas' ass than jw's!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

POOP COMES OUT OF THAT

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

killy corner!

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

who cares if it's Tuomas or Jdubz or George Clooney for god's sake, it's still man ass with an apron. NOT HOTT.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

All I know is that cuet chicks who listen to Hawkwind do not fall off of trees.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

They play hackeysack in airport parking lots.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot hackey sack?

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

remember what happened the last time a noize dude fell for a cute girl who liked hawkwind from ilx?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

No, what?

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tacticalcustoms.com/images/Shotgun%20big1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

is that called the VARMINTER?

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh, i remember that.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I certainly hope so!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

do tell, i am nu-nu-ILX.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

SEEKERS OF TEH RED MIST

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

someone make an eagle crying NEVER FORGET

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I would pay good money to see George Clooney's ass in an apron (pref. white, frilly)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

make it drinking killy's beer

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if she liked Hawkwind or not.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE YOU ARE CREEPY

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, getting it wrong again

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i hope we don't have a myspace suicide on our hands

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get it.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

MAN ASS WITH APRON NOT HOT. SEE ALSO PORKY PIG. I REFUSE TO COME TO A SENSIBLE COMPROMISE ON THIS ISSUE BECAUSE THAT WAY LEADS BACK TO THAT TUOMAS PICTURE.

JON STOP COCKBLOCKING, LET YR BROS MAKE THEIR OWN TERRIBLE MISTAKES.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

BUT BRAD PITT COME ON

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

That wasn't a guess, Jon -- just a mental tangent.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Man Ass With Apron is not art.

― Dan (Too Commercial) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO CHRIS PONTIUS

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

brad pitt is not sexy.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Pontius Pilate?

― Dan (Worst Crucifixion Ever) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

DAEREST RECORD STORE GURL

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

so basically you were trying to save a bro?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY QUIT BEING SUCH A SNOTTY PRUDE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

LISTEN

NAKED MEN = THAT'S GOOD
MEN IN UNDERPANDS = THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
MEN IN ONLY SHIRTS = NO. JUST...NO.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

NAKED MEN IN ICE CREAM?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ooo which one?!

"The Thin Man Goes Home". On one side it's good cuz it doesn't have the stupid brat in it, but on the other hand it's also the one where Nick quits booze and that's some bullshit.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

(I hope to God that Ben & Jerry don't lurk here.)

― Dan (Thanks For Ruining Summer, Jon) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i guess this thread is kind of embarassing, but at least i didn't post a picture of myself with my butt showing. thx tuomas for putting ilx drama in context.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah. I like After Teh Thin Mang a lot

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly coz of Jimmy Stewart as bad guy

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

rsg wasn't an ilxor until after she and ian started dating, tho. confusing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

putting your buttocks and nipples and balls on the internet is strangely liberating, it's like, you post something embarrassing and dumb while drunk one night and you get a little red-faced when you read it the next morning but then you think "WTF my privates are still on a bunch of laptops I bet" and really, who gives a shit after that point.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

naked men in ice cream...hmmmm. could be ok but runs into stickiness issues wrt the hairiness. hmmmm.

We can all just say kudos to the fact that ladies work in all of those circumstances.

xpost what do u know about it??????

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

(WHERE IS TUOMAS SUNDAE .JPG??1?1?1)

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take a nice man-ass how I can get it, I'm not getting hung up on the costuming

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Aaron Zanderpants has a whole gallery of nothing but phone pix of my choad, I swear

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's obv to me that all of this can be sublimated if killy hooks up with tehresa, and ddb hooks up with gbx.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

your chasing amy-esque logic does not compute

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

WAY AHEAD OF U BRO

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE I HAVE TEH BOYFRIEND

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

(that was to j, not d)

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

why would anyone send Aaron Zanders pix of their own balls? U get what u deserver in that scenario.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Aaron Zanders vs Steve Sanders

― Dan (Who Gets To See Yer Choad First?) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, I forgot Killy had a bf!!! u_u

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly coz of Jimmy Stewart as bad guy

Yeah, it's a good one to throw in when ppl talk about how brave it was of Hitchcock or Anthony Mann to cast Stewart in dark, neurotic roles.

I have the box set with all teh movies, it's sort of sad how their flawless quick-witted boozing style gets gradually cramped by kids and dogs (yeah, I know the dog's been there from the get-go, but boy do his segments drag.) Also, isn't it great how affable petty criminals are to the guy who put them in jail?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is maybe the best possible argument for getting rid of the Ask A Question feature and making everyone post everything to the same thread.

― Dan (Bad Idea Jeans) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

jon plz to no more tuomas.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I should have known better than to click on that picture.

― Dan (WTF At The Tiny Ass Arm) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

CYBER IDIOTS WITH PIERCED SCROTUMS COPULATING WITH ANIMALS IN CARS PARKED OUTSIDE THE RAVE PARTY.

NOT ENOUGH WAR

NOT ENOUGH FAMINE

NOT ENOUGH SUFFERING

NOT ENOUGH NATURAL SELECTION

― Eurozay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

KMFDM IS THAT YOU??????

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

not knowing turbonegro lyrics means you suck ass antlers.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

This imaginary drama has fulfilled my roffle quotient for the day, thank you all.

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Turbonegro is always kinda "eh ok" to me.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Laura the pic of you you put on the ILG wdyll thread kind of looks like Nigella Lawson (in a complimentary fashion)! One day we should MarioKart but probably not until I get that bastard 200th line in Tetris.

xpost talk to the ass antlers!!! tho they really kind of have gone totally downhill.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

(I finally looked at the Bright Eyes thread and instantly went "OH! THAT Bright Eyes thread! ROFFLE")

― Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Like sand through the hourglass, so are the Noise of our lives"

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I will gmail you the friend codes of all ILGers!

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

:D That would be great! You all will kick my ass though.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

OK: naked dude in ORANGE apron = no go.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 April 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

this thread was kind of bizarre when I left for class, but now I come back and there's a little killy in the corner of my screen reading along with me. Awesome.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

yah wahts up willy & the twins, im just chillin here in the corner watchin the shit go down, its such a nice view. YEAH TRY TO SCROLL DOWN I'LL FUCKIN FOLLOW U, I'LL FOLLOW THAT SHIT ALL THE WAY DOWN

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 April 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

I READ GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH TOO.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

Another one bites the dust. I was summarily banned after only a couple days.

The board seems like such a beautiful loving place; I can't grok the junior high school-ish exclusivism that manifests.

I didn't get to finish my thoughts about how sexy dude's see through-shirt is juxtaposed against the white wagon wheel and white jug. Why the one they call Chaki so cruel? It's Good Friday; forgive! Even Jesus and Judas were reconciled, apparently!

http://www.lyricsvault.net/halloffame/zagerandevans.jpg

― Dell (Dell), Friday, 14 April 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

148. some anonymous ilx'r took pity on me and e-mailed me all of j0nathan wi11iams personal contact info, so if anyone needs his address or phone number, including some RI address, let me know.

-- killy (fagsztra...) (webmail), April 13th, 2006 9:40 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

bro, my next post was:

"(sike, i would never do that!!!!!!!!!!) (but someone really did send me all that info, so weird!!!)
-- killy (fagsztra...), April 13th, 2006 8:42 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later)"

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 April 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO PERSON LEAVING STUPID SYNTH NOIZE ON MY VOICEMAIL ALL YESTERDAY EVENING

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

i have been banned from the noize board for being an aja/d poster, which i never was. try to imagine the horror of seeing your name on an admin log sandwiched between esteban buttez and dom passantino, as though two intact aja/d posters had been chewed up and you were the resultant paste.
-- estela (estelaisale...), April 5th, 2006

― estela (estela), Friday, 14 April 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 14 April 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

JON, GIVE ME BACK ALL MY NOISE POWERS!!!!!!!

OR ELSE, HERRO!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

I never said any of the Dumbcunt Mafia was the same person, btw. They MAY share a brain.

Meet me on Grand St and call me a Bright Eyes fan, Noizeboy.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), November 29th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Dr Morbius) (link)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PERSONAL INFO ON THE INTERNET

YOU ARE MAKING THIS MY PROBLEM ASSHOLES

XPOST

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Laura, if this continues to be a problem, I think you should make someone's face summarily meet the Brooklyn pavement.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

I hear Morbius gives a mean cock-punch.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

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What was there? My mother's maiden name and SSN?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

i would just like to say that i would never give that info to anyone else. i don't know who it was who sent it to me, but it IS public domain (whois.com, i suppose). i just thought jon should know that someone was giving it out! i don't know why you re-banned me for that, jonny boy.

i wanted to post about the three's company life on the noize board, too. damn!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Bah, I'd hafta get on my knees to deliver it!

My experience is that wearing a Flipper shirt or giving Jon a hug gets one unbanned.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

why is killy unbanned and not me? i wanted to make a lewd comment about tehresa's sister.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Take local rail from Philly for purposes of hugging Jon. Or do it while he's there in June. Until then, ban city!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I rebanned you because I still don't like you and I don't appreciate unsollicted phone calls. I am not really afraid of a girl resembling a 12 year old boy coming to beat me up as Bushwick is defended by the dozens of rapists living in a 10 block radius of me.

Go play some tranny elephant polo!

(I know whois info is public)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

It is like a missile shield of rape seriously

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

This is out of control.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Also, if you're going to prank call someone, isn't leaving shitty fuzzy synth noises on their voicemail kind of.... WEAK?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, best prank call I ever got was someone who called and played "Henry the 8th" by Herman's Hermits or whoever. And they kept doing it, over and over, like 15 times. Then one time they called and didn't play it and that was really sad, we yelled at them. Seriously, next time do that.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

i wish more of my phone calls were nothing but fuzzy synth noises

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

when ppl start ILX threads they should put their picture floating creepily in the corner like that.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a feature request?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

btw what happened to killy's head, it's gone. Sad.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

YOU'VE SEEN MY AVATAR, RIGHT DUDES?

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/shofixti-sitting.gif

SOOOO COOL!!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, it is likely embeded in a message that is only visible in "show all"

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

JW IS RIGHT

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

well fuck that then, I don't have the energy to click show all every time I load the thread.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jon, the missile shield of rapists can still be penetrated by the rollers of crazy internet stalkers in the game of Scorched Earth that is our urban life. Don't tempt fate.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I changed my whois info but the cat is out of the bag.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Well, just for ILXors, not for any psychos who might be searching later. This is something I worry about for very real reasons, so if people could kindly stop talking about where I live on the internet that would be awesome.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

On the internet you live here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

what the heck? why dont u like me? and i didn't prank call you. i'm not that creepy!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Laura H is off the internet because of WHOis

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

why dont u like me?

Because you never showed me pictures of your ladyboy elephant polo match!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

J0n is that pic from Wing Commander?!?!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://sc2.sourceforge.net/

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Killy, I live with Jon so people talking about his info affects me too. I know you haven't released it. And I don't dislike you--I don't even know who you are! I'd really like to go back to a position of amused apathy about as this as soon as possible.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

me too.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/killy.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

i would buy that t-shirt

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/andrew-nf-burger.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jan-billington.com/christofellis/images/shakespeare_11-t.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

elmo wins

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Because no one wins with shakespeare

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

LOL

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH THE DUBIOUS LEGACY OF NEAR BALDNESS AND AN OVERSIZE DOWN FILLED VAGINA, YET I AM BLESSED TO BE TRUE HEIRESS OF TEH NOIZE BORED. I WILL AVENGE MY MOTHER BY FLINGING A YELLOWCARD DOWN MY FATHERS GAPING PIEHOLE, CLAIM MY THRONE AT LAST AND WELCOME YE ALL WHO ARE NOW DENIED!

― MARGARET WILLIAMS-ALPINEAIRE, Friday, 14 April 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

-- estela (estelaisale...), April 14th, 2006.

zing! p.s. someone unbanned u

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 14 April 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

you know what i think is funny, though? how jon gets all incensed at people unbanning me, and then the next day he adds me as his contact on gmail chat and flickr. BRO 4 LIFE.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

he just likes controversy

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh you two

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

ysi?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nl/thumb/9/95/Princecontroversy.png/200px-Princecontroversy.png

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i got banned by Luke D, whoever that is. i thought i had done it myself, but i wasn't as online as i thought i was. that is to say, i'd altered my settings.

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Seems fair enough.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

I've changed my mind now I see Jon is unbanned on ILE. JON YOU ARE A BAD SPORT.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

surprise?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh stop

-- cutty (holle...), April 21st, 2006 9:18 PM. (mcutt)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

un-noise-ban me fuckos

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe your fuckos DESERVED to be banned.

― Dan (Hmmm?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.unil.ch/spul/allez_savoir/as27/images/1_merovingien.jpg

ah drank too much wine, ah must take a piisss

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

<eastwood>
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
</eastwood>

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T BE PURPOSEFULLY OBTUSE YOU CUNT

-- JW (jo...), May 5th, 2006.

jw sounds so britishes there.

― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

dont be mean

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Britishes have invented some awesome insults.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

I hope you all realize that if the Noise Board remains locked, I will be forced to do WORK. This is unacceptable.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ditto.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

ya what up with that ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

it was back for like 30 seconds

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/spinningFM.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

WHY?

oh whatever. I'm going home.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

HEY YOU.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Where are you right now, gbx?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

This is like detention or something.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/WORK.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

When will Tom make more VISIO?

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

When I get my own copy again

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

your answer should've been, "When you reopen the noize bored", that would've had more potential.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

JON STOP BEING SUCH A PENIS.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

What the FUCK, people?? I go away for a few hours and miss all the excitement?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.onebee.com/popsicle-monkeys.jpg

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/CHAPIYM.JPG

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.carobinson.com/games/EMT%20-%20BEAR%201990.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://68.58.67.8/~warrenk/images/baby/misc/sandbox-2.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

"about"

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

this is always appropriate on any thread I'm starting to realize
http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/hunterage3.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Potato Head Statue Said Racist

http://z.about.com/d/gonewengland/1/0/8/B/potmon.jpg

By Gillian Flynn
Associated Press Writer
Friday, Sept. 29, 2000; 12:47 p.m. EDT

WARWICK, R.I. –– A 6-foot Mr. Potato Head statue, one of dozens dotting Rhode Island as part of a tourism campaign, will be taken down because of complaints that the grinning, brown-skinned figure appeared racist.

The "Tourist Tater" was painted dark brown to appear suntanned and wore an ill-fitting Hawaiian shirt, glasses and a hat.

The fiberglass figure had been on display since May, but no one had complained until its photo appeared Thursday in a newspaper.

Tourism officials decided Friday to take it away from outside City Hall.

"The whole Potato Head campaign is supposed to encourage people to visit. Obviously, we did not intend to offend anyone," Mayor Scott Avedisian said.

East Providence affirmative action officer Onna Moniz-John said she thought the statue resembled the antique figurines she collects that portray blacks as buffoons, such as Little Black Sambo.

"If you look at this potato head, the only thing missing is a watermelon," Moniz-John said.

Tom Schumpert, head of the state Economic Development Corp., which is directing the Mr. Potato Head campaign, said the statue seemed more offensive in the photo.

"If I saw it first, I would have said, 'We need to correct this,'" said Schumpert, who is black.

Kathy Szarko, the artist who designed "Tourist Tater," said that she meant no offense and that several other spud statues are a similar color.

"He's a potato. That's why he's brown," Szarko said.

The statues for the "Birthplace of Fun" campaign are based on the toy created by Hasbro Inc., which is based in Pawtucket.

Other figures include the "Salty Spud," dressed in bright orange rain gear and carrying a fishing net, and "Edgar Allen Poe-tato," honoring the writer, who lived in the state for a short time.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i've also sent hunter age 3's work to people asking me how web projects were going. thanks hunter

where is NOISE board? and am I not admin any more? oh no!

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://storetn.cafepress.com/7/7221887_F_store.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Edgar Allen Poe-tato

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chaoskitchen.com/free_buddy_cianci.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potato,' how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go...alright!"

-- Vice President Dan Quayle

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://basketsbylisa.net/images/firstpage/9.jpg

http://basketsbylisa.net/giftbaskets.htm
"The Rhody"

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

An awesome display of items special to Rhode Island. Cianci's Marinara Sauce, Aunt Millie's Soup, Barbera Pasta, "I Love RI" T-Shirt, Hot Weiner Mix, Cappuccino, Eclipse Coffee Syrup, Mr Potato Head.

THAT IS CLEARLY AUTOCRAT!!!

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think the scariest thing about those Providence drag queens is that they are more feminine-looking than Dayton drag queens.

― Dan (And Buddy Isn't Even Trying) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, didn't autocrat buy the other company or something?

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

a-ha! http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beverage/CoffeeMilk.htm
1991 - Both companies, Autocrat and Eclipse, used to vie for the coffee syrup business. Their rivalry ended in 1991, when Autocrat bought the Eclipse brand name and secret formula. Both labels are now produced by Autocrat and are available in stores.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

More Monkeys!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Buddy Cianci went to my (+elmo.oxygen +remy) high school.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

the dude who did the sting operation that busted buddy & co in plunderdome briefly lived down the hall from me (this was on waterman st). he was angry a lot.

http://www.depetro.com/images/lplundr_poem.gif

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

NOISE BOARD IS SORRY:

http://www.indexstock.com/store/GetThumb.asp/ImageNum=386410a&VOLID=698&gc=gc1&ss=1/IndexStock-T-386410a.jpg

OK?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Now unlocked. Wha happen?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

jon, stop being a penis

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't understand what's going on...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

He's protesting!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Jon is locking it himself? Why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DO YOU CARE?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

You're thinking of rewriting ILX?

Is there any reason why the DELETION of permissions isn't logged the same way the ADDITION of permissions are?

-- JW (jo...), May 10th, 2006 4:39 PM. (later)

Other than so Canadians can fuck with me?

-- JW (jo...), May 10th, 2006 4:39 PM. (later)

[...]

I just want better admin logging. NB with bad admin logging → can't make people admins → might as well just post on ile

-- JW (jo...), May 11th, 2006 10:09 AM. (later)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) I want to know when you can start banning me again.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

6:43 PM, 8 May 06 locked user jaymc by hstencil (eat it noodles)

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, this is because of me??

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

you fucking wish.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

NOPE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

COMMENCE WHINING:

Joooooooooon I'm boooored. It's not fair that no one can play, what does it matter who's doing what with their admin?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

(Stence, your protectiveness of the Noise Board is cute.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, your insistence on being creepy is, well, creepy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, but seriously, isn't the reason that Jon cares about the deletion of permissions not being logged is that he wants to know who keeps unbanning me?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

You can't go on hunger strikes on the internet.

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Profound

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU JAYMC.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should be renamed "noize board refugee camp"

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Stence, let's face it, every single thing I do is creepy to you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, this is because of me??

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 11th, 2006

there is nothing that does not happen on this plane because of you. don't you realize, jaymc? you are the One, the key to everything. you must awaken the sleeping warrior within, before it grows too late...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

;-)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eff.org/bloggers/badges/blog_150x40.gif

― JW (U+K!!!!) (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

NOIZE BOARD REFUGEE CAMP

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC ITS YR WORLD BRO...WE'RE ONLY EXTRAS IN THE PLAY THAT IS YR LIFE.
-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 30th, 2006 7:33 AM. (ddb) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.studentsforwar.org/images/protesters.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eff.org/bloggers/img/liberty_waits.png

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://home3.inet.tele.dk/c-4/photogallery/Jeremy_Brett.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7933/canadians6cb.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/hemingwayadventure/images/photos/hadley2.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/MichaelEinde.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/lokiring.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.samruby.com/Villains/DoctorDoom/DrDoomChap.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 11 May 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

this is all about a teeny girl from phillie

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 May 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

prolly cuz ILX's premier "Heather" has the goods on an admin, or is one herself? ta ta, off to watch mo' beisbol.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Learn to read one (1) admin log, you retarded piece of shit. And please take the advice I gave you: STOP GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO START FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol @

12:37 PM, 6 Oct 06 Is there a TOMBOT appreciation thread yet locked user Dr Morbius by Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium
http://www.derek-jeter.org/gallery/images/scans/instylemag/1.jpg

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Learn to read one (1) admin log

Why the fuck would I wanna do that at my age?

― Dr Too Old to Play with Nellie Oleson (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Steve Shasta banned me because he says I was mean to him

;_________________;

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/9/1/7/6/636719_356x237.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

i pwomise not to start fights w/ cwazyass peepul like

If you want to spit on football and call it fascist, you may want to actually know a single fucking thing about it before you do.
[-JUGHEAD]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/33/B33r-Doggie.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

nice job.

http://www.zylosbackyard.com/supraforums/9.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/33/dog%20retard.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Racefiend/Misc/stealinginternet.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

O this thread.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

don't piss off pitchfork noblesse oblige!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

haha did you actually get banned? awesome.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

don't get your peachpit head swelled, legendmeister.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

...

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

PEACHPIT HEAD

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

Ellipsix Get Crix on Vipx Listx

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b250/ohmalkmus/gutsnew.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/historyoflife/mysteries/images/mysteryfoss53a.jpg

IMAGINE THIS HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

my mistake, Dan-O.

head = looks like wax apple

-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 9, 2007 5:51 PM

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

That's not nearly as awesome a visual.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

i forgot how funny this thread was

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

PEACHPIT HEADS

http://www.stargods.org/AlienFamily.jpg

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

1000 posts and no one came up with "whim of passive-aggressive little shit"

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

get 1000 new posts

― jeff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pups4sale.com.au/welsh_corgi_pembroke_03a.jpg http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2006/2/cingular-3g.jpg http://www.pups4sale.com.au/welsh_corgi_pembroke_03a.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

IMAGES! LARGE AND MANY!

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

is amon/dr g also dean gullberry?
-- oops (Oops), Friday, October 21, 2005 2:51 PM (1 year ago)

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Learn to read one (1) admin log

Why the fuck would I wanna do that at my age?

-- Dr Too Old to Play with Nellie Oleson (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 6, 2006 6:29 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

strongo, pls don't let Your Boy ever unban me.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

We can't unban

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

They should add that to the FAQ.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

Thursday, January 13, 2005 1:14 AM

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

oh man the pic of killy in the corner

― cutty, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

hey did i ever tell you guys how much i luv u

― cutty, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Is LJ banned from noize?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

more importantly, am i still banned

yes

― jeff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

haha, banning for dissing on Burritoville.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

I mean wtf you might as well eat at Chipotle

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

ok i've never really quite gotten the burritoville fixation but my god it is at least 73x better than chipotle? u mad?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

I dare Jon Williams to come eat tacos in Jersey City. His paradigm will be shifted.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, the Chipotle thing is an exaggeration - Burritoville is an ok default quick meal when I can't think of where else to go.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

hurting, the n.b. thing with burritoville isn't really about food.

― lauren, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

rip too much tacos

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

I banned you for pulling the tired "no good burritos in nyc" shit. Also, I have good tacos every day, thank you very much mr. indie rock office job

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

Oh man, if only we could still change our handles at willo

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

will

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

can you get food past 930 pm in jc?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

If u like chicken wings enough

;_;

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

I never said we have better burritos here, btw. Burrito Brothers in DC was way better than Burritoville though.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

saying any burrito in dc is better than the ones in ny or even jersey city is also nuts.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

path train is the path to madness clearly!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway, we're just banning people for being boring at this point, right? Burritos or no burritos.

― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Somehow me saying it's not easy to find a good burrito in NYC became "no good Mexican in NYC" which I definitely do not opine

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

leave your southern attitudes at the mason dixon fool.
nyc is a fucking metropolis. get with it.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

"there is no sweet tea in nyc"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

chipotle is fucking good, people. barbacoa hot salsa black beans and guac. fuk u if u disagree.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

THERE IS AT MY HOUSE XP

― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Somehow me saying it's not easy to find a good burrito in NYC became "no good Mexican in NYC" which I definitely do not opine

-- Hurting 2, Monday, July 23, 2007 12:37 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

the thing is ... it's super easy. you must be out of shape

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

why does hurting hate mexicans

― ghost rider, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

where do I find "bad" burritos btw. without sitting down at some tex mex hard rock cocina idiot magnet like a Chevy's or something. shit man it's hard enough to even find a bad burrito in your local grocer's freezer. y'all yankees be having ridiculous standards for your juarez hot dogs

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://users.wfu.edu/seymmj6/texas/images/alamo.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

OH MAN THEY JUST DONT MAKE BURRITOS IN NYC LIKE THEY DO IN OTHER PLACES GOD

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

NYCers should just be content that their pizza is superior to anywhere. It's OK that you don't have good Mexican food.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

so burritos are the sacred pinchfork writers of Noisefood

(i trust "good food" from youse like "good bands")

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

where do I find "bad" burritos btw.

Hard Rock Cafe - though they were fajitas, and I know it serves me right, but they had fucking water chesnuts and snow peas in them. They had clearly just microwaved the "Asian" veggies, put them on a plate with some tortillas and salsa, and called them veggie fajitas.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

This was like three years ago and I'm still bitching about it.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT NYC. EVER.

― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

Someday, probably with therapy, I will overcome my sadness about our total lack of good Mex and return to public life. At which point the first thing I will do is go around my corner for flautas at Chavella's and eat them all up.

― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Burrito Brothers is not better Burritoville. Both are better than Chipotle, which isn't terrible but I wouldn't choose to eat there.

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

hi if you aren't posting to this thread from socal*, az, nm or actually mexico plz to stop fronting re: the quality of burritos in nyc?

* yes, socal. you fucking sf'ers need to discover, like, spices. any kind of spices.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

sisterfucking southerners and their tar baby ways @ williamsburgluttons.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

i mean plz forgive me if like chicago has suddenly become mexico mecca or something, i wasn't alerted by my pplz. otherwise shut up!!

also chicago pizza is gross u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Why were you at Hard Rock Cafe, n/a.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

also lol @ pplz who are in jersey city being defensive about it all the time, sorry bro u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

i would wager that chicago mex is better than nyc mex, on the average

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

schef 8080, i'm not one to hate on burritos but "mission" burritos are pretty overrated

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

a) it's like arguing about burgers
b) belushi guitar in glass

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

where do I find "bad" burritos btw

iceland. trust me on that.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

i was at an "indian" restaurant (ie - a vegetarian restaurant) and they served "curritos."

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

oh well if we're going to get int'l, elmo, then try getting mexican food anywhere in the UK, Jesus Christ Almighty.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

food is awesome

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

chicago actually does have a lot of mexicans now because it's one of the biggest manufacturing/industrial centers in the country (second to l.a.).

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

i mean plz forgive me if like chicago has suddenly become mexico mecca or something, i wasn't alerted by my pplz.

"By the 1960s, Chicago was the third-largest Mexican city in the United States, behind Los Angeles, California, and San Antonio, Texas. Today, Mexican immigrants have established themselves as an integral part of the social, political and economic fabric of the city. The 2000 census showed that half a million Mexicans live in Chicago, with another 1.1 million in the greater metropolitan area. They remain the city's largest ethnic community."

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

mission burritos are really overrated :\
basically burritos in general = good, even taco bell is edible guys. but if we're gonna start fronting on the minor differences of one northern city's mexican food over another...that's carzy talk and i won't have it. go to nogales and then report back!!!

uh xpost that's nice, i fail to see what that actually has to do with my point wrt, say, arizona.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

we already had this thread about chi-town chicano pop

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

no doubt that there are a lot of mexicans in chicago btw but using government census data to prove yr mexicans power is spurious at best.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

who do you think cooks all the food in nyc, jaymc

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

dominicans, cutty

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

MEXICANS IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

new mexican mexican food is my favorite mexican food.

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

anyway best mexican in BK right now is taco chulo, hollaaaaaaa

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

Ally, I don't dispute that Southwestern Mexican food is the standard against which all others should be measured. I only took issue with your insinuation that Chicago is not a "Mexico mecca," which is news to me and a large proportion of people who live in my neighborhood.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

yes, we know about chicago's mex food superiority

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

we are working on the problem

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

hey losers:

nyc (AND NJ) pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicago pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>> LA pizza (even at fucking casabianca which is down the street from me and makes me wonder if people in this godforsaken city have ever even EATEN pizza before considering that its supposed to be the best pizza in the county and it tastes like a horse shat cheese and tomato all over a hamburger bun)

LA (and san diego) mex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NYC (and NJ) mex

i have no opinion about chicago mexican food

BUT I WILL SAY THIS: its gotta be hard to make good mex (no matter how many actual mexicans you have!)when you have to import avocados from other states

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

the best mexican food ever is from a shitty pseudo-drive thru in apache junction, arizona.

xpost you are such a git jesus christ. a) it was a joke. b) lol using census data to prove your point is really fucking retarded when you're talking about an immigrant population that doesn't exactly go on the record if you know what i mean!

xpost again max has a point about the avocado situation

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

i really kind of hate everyone from chicago besides n/a when they're posting to ilx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ taco chulo, no wai bro. CASTROS 4 LYFE

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

avocados are for fat people

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

new mexican mexican food is my favorite mexican food.

-- get bent, Monday, July 23, 2007 5:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^ THIS

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

i guess i shouldn't move back to Chi, huh schef u_u

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

i will defend taco chulo w my life

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

taco chulo is okay but not great, and definitely about $3-4 more expensive than it should be. like, i'd take yola's over them, even.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

ps i'm still banned

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

also in favor of la: TACO TRUCKS

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

we have those too

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

(ok, not as many)

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

max have you ever been to pizza next door (it's downtown, on 8th street)? i've only had it once but it was a decent simulation of new york pizza. but i need to try it again to see if i still stand by that assertion.

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

How many people fought and died so that we could have this conversation?

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

none

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

NYCers should just be content that their pizza is superior to anywhere.

very much OTM. i daydream about NYC street slices.

― stevie, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

Then enjoy your burrito. I'll be off somewhere, crying.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

arguing about food is "fun"

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

xpost: no i havent--casabianca soured me so much on the la pizza situation (really on the LA italian food situation) that ive sort of purposefully avoided it. i tend to go to this place italiano's in highland park which is medicore but at least jonathan gold isnt busting a nut all over it, plus $7 pitchers of fat tire

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

yeah but fat tire is gross

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

Beer in the greater western states >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeungling >>>>> sorry about yr beer situation guys u_u

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

I did a focus group on Fat Tire.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

rw when ur drinking natty regularly fat tire is a vast improvement u_u

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

LA has Hell's Kitchen. I've heard good things about their Beef Wellington.

― brownie, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

I did a focus group on Sam Adams

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

taco chulo waht? their burritos are like $10~!

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

was this when they decided to expand beyond Colorado or something? I remember when the liquor store in Chicago started selling bombers of it. I was excited for about a second, until I remembered how much it tastes like ass.

xp fair enough, max, i will send you fine montana brews

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Ummm, then that just proves that there's even more Mexicans in Chicago. I mean, assuming that the ratio of legal immigrants to illegal immigrants is pretty much the same everywhere, the Mexican population in Chicago is still larger than any other Northern city.

I'm sorry you think I'm a humorless pedant or whatever, Ally. I didn't get your "joke" earlier, but I still like you.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

i really dont get the appeal
yall are white

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

you can get plenty of western beer in the eastern us.

xpost - yeah lindsay that was my point about tc

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

This thread!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

Any Mexican place that has <$1.50 tacos de lengua, cheap tortas, menudo (at least on Sunday) AND has those fountain-tanks of Horchata, Jamaica, and Tamarindo (and/or Orange BANG or bottled Jarritos) is perfectly fine and all I would ever need. Besides In 'n Out, southern California taco shops will usually make the best and cheapest cheeseburgers around too. People don't know this.

Sit-down Mexican restaurants with sombreros and serapes on the wall and actual waiters are usually stupid and you can count on them being overpriced ALWAYS but you do get the free chips and salsa and/or hot carrots which are nice (but only when they're super-thin WARM chips and the salsa comes in a little plastic molcajete with feet). Also you can sometimes get sopapillas at these places, which are nice sometimes, with the honey, and the sugar, and the doughy crispiness.

I miss San Diego.

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

oh definitely, stence, it's just that western beer in the east costs like 7-8 bucks a sixer. Here it is normal priced.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pedros.co.uk/

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

I did a focus group on Sam Adams

Did it have to do with whether you thought that expanding their manufacturing centers outside of Boston would tarnish their cred? Because I know someone that did that one.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

Set in the picturesque Chapelfield Gardens in the heart of Norwich, just three minutes walk from the City centre, Pedro's has been a well loved part of Norwich nightlife for 20 years! Popular with all walks of life from 5 to 95, Pedro's offers mouth-watering meals that appeal to all tastes.As you enter you are sure of a warm welcome from one of the friendly, (some may say slightly crazy!) staff. You notice the general lively atmosphere, Salsa music and the aromas emanating from the busy kitchen, where you can see the chefs toiling away preparing the tasty, authentic fare. Once seated you get the chance to glance around and take it all in. I've never been to Mexico but I'd be surprised if the Cantinas there aren't just like this. The interior styling is very well thought out. The rough plaster, sombreros, rugs and numerous other artifacts all add to the ambience, and make you feel like you're on holiday and sure of a good time! The new air conditioning system will ensure you stay comfortable in warmer weather.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

jaymc - yes we did touch on that among other things. The girl that "conducted" the group was cute.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

I've never been to Mexico but I'd be surprised if the Cantinas there aren't just like this.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

iiiijjjj is largely OTM

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

im going to señor fish for lunch now

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

2nd Annual Bozeman Beerfest might be reason enough to stay here.... they just gave away beer, guys! Like, it started off being reasonable/semi-ripoff but then all the guys at the taps just started giving shit away!

it was like a viking feast

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

I knew a guy from Montana when I lived In Ohio. he had the high n' tight military haircut and the little cop moustache, you know?

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

southern California taco shops will usually make the best and cheapest cheeseburgers around too. People don't know this.

YUCA'S

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

This is the guy who shaved his forearms that I mentioned on that hairy thread.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Tecate vs. Modelo

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

I don't have a mustache, but a lot of the guys I used to work with grew them ironically because being a ski patroller is sort of like being a cop but w/weed and beer and shredding.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

he has the right to bare arms amirite

xxpost

― brownie, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes, if you squint, walking around in Montana is like walking around in a gay bar.

like, i went up hyalite the other day and the Outlaws (bike gang) were camped out there; 50 dudes, walking around in leather chaps and vests, camping in the wilderness.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

haha! Sounds like ILX!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

TECATE

― ghost rider, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

'The Outlaws are a "one percenter" club. Membership is limited to men who own American-made motorcycles of a particular size, although in Europe motorcycles from any country are allowed so long as they are in the chopper style.'

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

mid-atlantic & new england beers kick ass you twits

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

OPINION-GLUTTED MARKET

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

new england beers are pretty good (i drank long trail for basically four years straight), but there are more and better in the west

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

but there are more and better in the midwest

fixed

― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

i had a tasty santa barbara microbrew yesterday.

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ adam at focus groups for beer

― chaki, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

Have we had the discussion about which is better, Brooklyn Yorkshire Puddings or Taos Yorkshire Puddings?

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, covered here: NOZIE PUDDDDDDINGS, WITCH IS BETTEREST

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

I laugh at what the chefs of Valparaiso, Indiana called "jellied eels" and "pie and mash"!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

And as for the toad in the hole served to me in Colorado Spings...let us never speak of it again.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

california beers=the best
delaware beers=second best

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

I just learned about cheladas. It sounds good. I want to drink them.

(Trying to combine the Mexican + beer themes here people).

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

Oh no wait the michelada is the one that sounds good. Spicy.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelada

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Surely we can all agree on this:

http://www.tampico-online.com/tampico/images/gastronomia7.jpg

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

ok california beer is some of the worst beer in america

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

RONG-O HONGO BONGO

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

like, I cannot think of a beer that is from california that I will still drink on purpose

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

no tom is correct (in my limited experience)

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

i'm kidding anyway about the rong stuff. i don't really think there is "right" and "wrong" here, just different tastes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

let's just agree

Mexican food=awesome
beer=totally fucking awesome

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

i drink sierra nevada and anchor steam quite often.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

i like hoppy beers, what can i say.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

you can get hoppy beers from lots of places without dealing with brackish aftertaste

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

nasty ass chico water

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

i drink sierra nevada and anchor steam quite often.

-- hstencil, Monday, July 23, 2007 6:18 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait so do I :-/

they're "go to" beers for me, even

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

not all cali beers have brackish aftertastes. i don't even like sierra that much compared to other stuff i've tried recently.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

i don't really know from california beers. i know oregon beers are good (in my experience).

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.citynoise.org/upload/16885.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

(tho anchor steam is expensive)

and yeah, OR beers are pretty fucking good. Deschutes Brewery in Bend is A+++++++++

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't think I would like California beers but I do.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Are there actually "Delaware beers" beyond Dogfish Head?

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

Adam,

Do you prefer lager or bitter? I prefer bitter.

Love,

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

gordon biersch beers are good (supplemented with their garlic fries).

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

I barely know what Delaware is.

xxp both

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

i wondered the same thing, jaymc

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

perfect combination of mexican/ american

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/45639.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/MillerChill_Bottle.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

jaymc--not that i know of, i was just being sassy

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

guys the petty regionalism in this thread is tearing us all apart :(

beer & mexican food: may they bring us together, amen

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

Btw, Sierra Nevada is kind of a default for me, too, esp. in bars with nothing too exciting on tap.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

this shit it so gross you gotta try it

― chaki, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

elmo 8060

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

noize board trip to baja

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

fish tacos! catching waves! banning people to the other end of the beach!

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

i like fish tacos and i don't care where i eat them, really.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

beer & tacos >>>>>infinitely>>>>> no beer & no tacos

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

tacos and beer bring joy and happiness to everyone.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

also, adam waht is 80-60? am i slightly off the money?

-_-?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

fish tacos are the best tacos and the best beer is whatever beer yr drinking with a fish taco

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

I was trying to start a new thing

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

guys I just get back from being in India for like five years and I missed Mexican food a lot. this thread is making me very hungry.

― horseshoe, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Hi!

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

there's really not a lot of good mex in providence, to be honest

there is a decent taqueria downtown but not a lot else besides a rumor of some secret place on the west side that has no signage outside but is allegedly v. good

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

More bad Mexican food = the fajitas I got in Paris that had eggplant in them.

USA! USA! USA!

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

but why would you order fajitas in paris??

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

I AM AMERICAN

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

If you were american.

xp!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

i guess to mix it up
xpost haha yeah

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

at one point my sister and I went to a fancy restaurant in Delhi and she ordered tacos and it was a very sad thing. some perspective.

hi river wolf!

― horseshoe, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

she should have ordered a currito.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

I ordered chicken and chips (or "fries" to you) in Paris and I got a huge pita stuffed with both chips and a chicken breast...still on the bone?

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

And I was supposed to figure out how to eat this, on the street.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

i srsly only ate typically french things in paris

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

some of the chicken roti i've had in brooklyn was on the bone.

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

what's typically french though? it's a mess of contradictions

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

mmm chicken roti

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

i've had mexican and korean food in madrid, both were pretty good.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

fajitas=not french

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

i ate bread, cheese, crepes, fruit and vegetables from markets, salade nicoise even! oh and wine

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

nothing wrong with chicken on the bone but it is hard to eat from a heaving pita filled with other stuff standing on the street w/no knife or fork.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

rofflez

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

(that's french)

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

i guess i meant stereotypically french things
xposts

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

It seemed like a good idea at the time but also I don't think very well when I am hungry.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

pps someone please tell drew daniel it was a pleasure to see him in nyc last week, too. i am still banned.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

the japanese food i had in brazil was delicious! the italian food... not so much. (brazil itself is a mishmash of different cultures, there's no one "brazilian cuisine" really because it borrows from everywhere.)

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

Plus I am vegetarian so that's my third excuse.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

je roffle
tu roffles
il/elle roffle
nous rofflons
vous rofflez
ils/elles rofflent

xpost

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

i feel for you n/a. i ordered pizza once in germany and it was covered in CORN KERNELS UUUUUUGGGGGHHHKKKKK

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

Plus I basically want to eat Mexican food all the time no matter where I am.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

I had a grey burger in the Czech Republic. It really was grey.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

ppppppps hstencil no one cares, this is the thread where we talk about beer and corn, not about being banned from noise. . .oh, wait.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

Your search - "voici votre margarita" - did not match any documents.

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

oh sick to corn pizzas

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

Also great thai food in Berlin. The best thai I have had was in London!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

Ha ha well that's a whole other subset of disasters. Like my family driving around in Yugoslavia, where there is nothing to eat except sausage for every meal, and finally finding a pizza place and getting a pizza with a big runny egg in the middle of it. I don't get it, Yugoslavia is right next to Italy. ;_;

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

I used to eat at the Chinese restaurants in New Delhi all the time, they were pretty decent. No good mexican there either though.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

You and your exotic childhood

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

I like the Chinese food in India, to be fair. also the Indian food.

xpost mind meld with Nick!

― horseshoe, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

Here* on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, there's a very nice pizza place that makes a pie with corn kernels on it. It's named after an Almond Brothers song.

*Note that I am not at this very minute on the Upper East Side of Manhattan

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

I had great Southwest food in Manhattan

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

the best Thai I've had was in Belgrade, MT!!! My friend who was in the Peace Corps in Thailand agreed with me.

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, we have some very good Southwestern food.

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

At the Pitchfork fest last week there was a booth selling civopcici, which I remember as a ground beef sausage, to all the kids and it was funny because that was basically the only local food I ate the whole three years we lived in Yugoslavia.

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

i am on the upper east side of manhattan currently

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.teslasociety.ch/info/belgrad/Belgrad_28.jpg

― n/a, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

what a nice plate of dicks

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

It's pronounced "roufflé"

xpost

― Jordan, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

It's named after an Almond Brothers song.

should be banned from life

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

I liked the sign that helpfully showed what was in the sausage: cute illustrations of a cow, a pig, and a sheep, with plus signs in between them.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

ps ally - sierra nevada tastes like soap? do you not taste cilantro either?

(i know, that is probably unlikely considering you actually like good food but wtf)

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

why do pplz read the noize board when they are banned from it, i would give up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

jorel, can YOU taste cilantro? because i am doubting it, right now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00015MN4K/103-3329521-2993457?v=glance&s=gourmet-food&n=3580501&me=A1O3C74S7IEIVZ&vi=pictures&img=14#more-pictures

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31B7F9J8NZL._SS500_.jpg

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/515177678_a6962ad217.jpg

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

my jpg and your jpg should compete in a sort of robot wars for meat.

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

exactly

and this kid can ref
http://www.craphound.com/images/demonictot.jpg

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

and then there can be dessert wars

http://static.flickr.com/70/167868210_7a9c8b1734_m.jpg
vs
http://static.flickr.com/42/78675104_29675d55f1.jpg

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

why do pplz read the noize board when they are banned from it, i would give up.

because of drew daniel, duh.

i love cilantro.

ps u mad

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

because he has to drop names SOMEWHERE

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

this is the thread for reminding ppl u saw Drew Daniel last week

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

u all mad! hilarious

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

hint: webmail

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

hint: u pose

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

more lovable than u :)

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

u really angrah1!!! internets

thanks to river wolf for re-post.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319h.jpg

― El Tomboto, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

ugh the dambuilders were awful

plus love child was way over by '95

u pose, u lose

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

lol shitcock

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

bands I saw at Tramps, selected listing: Rusted Root, Worl-a-Girl

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

love child was all about that other guy that wasn't the chick and wasn't allan licht. he wasn't in love child mk ii

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

will baum.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

never met him.

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

his songs were hot

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

I can't remember which zydeco dude I saw there :(

― gabbneb, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

xpost agreed, his songs on "okay?" are awesome.

y u hate teh south, sexyD?

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

general hot temperatures and difficulty of travel eventually promote a overfed, xenophobic culture whose logical result is destruction of civilisation through the taboo of incest.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

good answer! but what about the food, man?

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^ this works for just about every culture everywhere

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

xp: the ghost of slavery exhumed through ritualized cannibalism.
either side, your soul is lost

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

I liked the Dambuilders.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

what we need is a good potlatch

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

The turn
The pause
So you
Can walk all over me

Soon
You learn
That's
Not how it's gonna be

And i know who you are
Not any longer
And i know who you are
Sit back and watch me

Burn this bridge
Down!

Dare die
Should i?
I'll take
As much as i can take

And i know who you are
And i know who you are

And those rules
You make
Were
Made for me to break

And i know who you are
Yeah i know who you think you are
And i know who you are
Sit back and watch me

Burn this bridge
Down!

Should i ever
Live to see it
Move across the land
Your lips in me

I will pay you
What i owe you
Wouldn't trust you
Far as i could throw you

Don't expect you
To detect it
Never see me
Better genuflect it

Burn this bridge
Down!

Sit back and watch me

Burn this bridge

Down!

Now i know who you are

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

what we need is BAN HSTENCIL

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

well those southerners would inform you that you are a godless yankee who is content to idly watch his civilization descend into the pit of fiery brimstone that the lord Jesus has reserved for those who have engaged in the lustful, greedy lifestyle that your culture promotes. also you are probably gay and don't eat enough. :D xxpost

also river wolf is pretty 8080.

― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

i'm still banned jon

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

I have a present for you guys from "The Village Voice" where I find out about free outdoor summer shows and nyc neighborhood politics:

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0729,romano,77251,15.html/3

Martabel Wasserman, 19
Artist. Resident since spring 2007.

Harvard student Martabel Wasserman is living in the Chelsea Hotel on her summer break. Her comparatively spacious room, with its curved windows and full kitchen and bathroom, is nicer than the apartments of many longtime residents. Her rent is being paid by her well-off father; she's blissfully unaware of what it costs. (Though the Chelsea stopped letting new residents in long ago, her dad, David Wasserman, called in a favor to Bard.) Yet she feeds as much from the Chelsea's energy as the old-timers. "Someone once said, 'It's like a club—once you're in, you're in.'" She even has an old-school Chelsea connection: Her first art show, at 14, took place at Gracie Mansion and consisted of photos she'd taken at a party at the house of Warhol superstar "Baby Jane" Holzer.

While most people in Wasserman's position might spend their nights partying on the Lower East Side and their days sleeping in, Wasserman fills her hours with work: three days a week at an internship for Human Rights Watch, overseeing the relaunch of the Harvard sex magazine H-Bomb, and working on her own art (she's just closed a show at the I-20 Gallery)—curious collages that depict shopworn women in empty doll houses.

At Harvard, she took a class taught by a member of Galaxie 500 about '60s culture. "It was cool to see all these legends that I was studying from an academic perspective, and then to share the same space that they were in. . . . I guess I am sort of nostalgic for a time that I wasn't even alive, but that's something that draws me to this place."

She'd rather hang with the elder statesmen of the hotel, but says she has yet to meet them because she's intimidated. Wasserman has little affinity for people her own age. "The Williamsburg hipster is contrived. This is the authentic version. People are really themselves here—they are not subscribing to some trend. People here are really living their own way.

"One thing that's different about the Chelsea is how the hallways always smell like pot, and no one does anything," she says, finally sounding like the teenager she is. "It's awesome!"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

take THAT sexyDancer!!!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

admittedly, i *am* a tad envious that hstencil got to meet with dreamboat dr. drew

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

Did matador get joel in for free¿

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

aw, that's sweet elmo. drew is a total hunky dreamboat and i'm not just saying that because he was in my favorite late 80's louisville hardcore band.

xpost does jon have a memory loss problem?

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

for the record, I am not against jewish pot smoking bed jumpers

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

joel will you remind me of all the famous people who have smoked you out?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

omg my generation is full of retards. that go to harvard. :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

slint are on touch and go, dude.

rob pennington did not smoke me out though he drinks beer now (!!!!).

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

Williamsburg is over (if you want it)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

wow.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

can't afford it, moving to bushwick

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

Bougewick

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

can't afford bougewick, moving to east new york

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

can't afford pizza :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

same price as subway

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

hot dog 69 cents

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

i'll probably end up in up-and-coming hood ozone park at this rate

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

wow, way to hustle

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

i bet shes annoying as fuck

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

ban wasserman

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

ppl who care about human rights: annoying
ppl who work at college sex mags/write college sex columns: double annoying
"artists": tripe annoying

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0729/romano3.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder if she knows <@rly

― hstencil, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

whoa giantess!

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

lol, unlike other rich kids, she has a part-time internship and makes art. What?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

and she probably likes mexican food too, dipshit

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

are these the kind of people who think nothing of spending $10 on a burrito

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

they are two dollar more than ye

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

hey *man*, what is this dipshit stuff? Are you looking for your chance to post up on zing? Does that make your day?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

well, you hate Mexicans, Jews and the whole American pageant so quit sucking off the NY teat if the milk's too sour, pal.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

NYC = underrated city in great need of defense. Why are people always ragging on it?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

cuz they're crippled by suburban matriarchy and don't know a good time

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, that's pretty otm.

I only hate Jews though, not Mexicans.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

We need Dan Perry to post lols from Wasserman's Facebook profile (she's in the Harvard network). She looks like this:

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/1680/12/s29900_9359.jpg

― jaymc, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

she look like $10 of burrito in a $5 sack

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

ROFFLE

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

this is all really funny to people out of school but there are those of us who actually have to see these types of douchebags three times a week in class

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

btw jessie this chick is why i hate IR majors

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

I cut her some slack for being 19.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

pls somebody ysi me a burrito

― elan, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

same price as subway

-- hstencil, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

you eat $70 worth of pizza a day¿

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

she look like $10 of burrito in a $5 sack

-- bell_labs, Monday, July 23, 2007 9:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ok, THIS.

― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

rw if you like currito, you need to have one naanini if you ever come visit us!

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

I really wanted to excelsior that bell_labs post but including the context required too much c&p plus an image link

― Hurting 2, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

ppl who care about human rights: annoying

many adjectives for max come to mind here.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

"young" and "retarded" are the first two

but mostly "young"

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

wait where'd it say she was an IR major?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

BECAUSE EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAY ON MESSAGE BOARDS IS TO BE TAKEN 100% SERIOUSLY AT ALL TIMES

― max, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

xpost it didnt i just assumed because she was interning at HRW and made me mad

― max, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

daddy pays rent. noblesse oblige. I wish more trust fundies were like her instead of being late night shots dbags

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

I has synesthesia too.

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

synaesthesia

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

At Harvard, she took a class taught by a member of Galaxie 500 about '60s culture

/sound of money being flushed down drain

(this coming from a guy who took a class called "authenticity, forgery and simulation")

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

I think that if I overheard her talking in a coffee shop or book emporium or live venue, I would dislike her. But if we met in a more formal setting like a classroom, we could become friends.

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

Wasserman, that is.

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

she look like $10 of burrito in a $5 sack

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

authenticity, forgery and simulation

'f for fake' was required viewing, then?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

also you had to read The Recognitions

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

of course it was, elmo

also "zelig"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

I figgered you were probably being cheeky, max, so that was one of the adjectives I had in mind.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

morbs -- i called for you on noise board. are you banned?

― remy bean, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

it is good to know you have synesthesia, adm!
did you always know?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

I remember when I was a kid the years of the 1980s had very definite colors:

1980 = black
1981 = white
1982 = red
1983 = yellow
1984 = brown
1985 = turquoise
1986 = purple
1987 = light green
1988 = dark green
1989 = royal blue

― jaymc, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

No, I didn't. I thought it was just normal.

― admrl, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

To be fair, you could probably get a pretty good-sized sack for $5.

― n/a, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

no remy, I am spending as little time there as possible.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

(and I will be in St Louis & Chi when yr here)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

I kind of hate everyone who gets to work fancy unpaid internships thanks to parents' financial support. AKA I am pissed off that UN internships are FULL-TIME and UNPAID.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

JAYMC, 1984 IS OBVIOUSLY MAGENTA
I WILL BEGRUDGE YOU THAT THE REST ARE CORRECT

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

The sacks at the laundromat on my block are $5. And they're very high quality sacks indeed.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

I remember when I was a kid the years of the 1980s had very definite colors:

1980 = black
1981 = white
1982 = red
1983 = yellow
1984 = brown
1985 = turquoise
1986 = purple
1987 = light green
1988 = dark green
1989 = royal blue

-- jaymc, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:43 AM (Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:43 AM) Bookmark Link

Please don't give Stephen Soderbergh any more filter ideas.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

what did i dooooooooo

― max, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

k im bored

― max, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

come play scrabble on facebook

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

you called someone an aspie

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

am i perma banned or 3 day?

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

i called everyone an aspie

― max, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

3 day

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

it's my first banning

so bittersweet

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

p.s. someone has guessed correctly

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

who knew kittens could be such dangerous territory

― dmr, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

i think chaki was banned in a lolcat beeef
and adamrl was banned for not liking dogs!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

yah, pets are serious business

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

chaki was banned in a cell phone beef!

why is bell labs banned???

p.s. i know answer i will never tell!

― tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

for encouraging guessing?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

I've never liked dogs, even since I was a child.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/van_helsing/windmill.jpg

― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

I've never liked dogs, even since I was a child.

-- admrl, Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

same. is there a good anti-dog thread on this board? (no wait i hate them so much i don't even want to think about them. it's bad enough there's one at my work right now)

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

High-five, you guys.

― jaymc, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

there should be. all dogs should be culled and dropped in a pit.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are gonna get permabanned and thrown in a pit w/Michael Vick

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

WS Burroughs on dogs: "the grinning slavering rednecks of the animal kingdom"

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

i like dogs just fine but cats are the best.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

wau, so am I permabanned?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

Burroughs on point 1nce again

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

xxpost

ditto. Perhaps all dog people are sadist and egotrips.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

the poop. the smell. the bites. the allergies. the dumb.

PROUD TO BE BANNED FOR BEING HONEST

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

I'm basically fine with animals as long as they don't get all up in my business. Cats are cool because they just kind of meander and leave you alone. Dogs bark and slobber and jump on you. Not cool.

― jaymc, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

i love dogs and cats

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

my ex used to hate dogs so much that if we passed one on the street he would make me switch to the side closest to the dog.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

i do that

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

yes. I do that

xp!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST DOGS

the only animals i actively hate are ferrets. and large bugs.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

ferrets are funny!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

(i also get into arguments with people that insist on bringing their dogs into stores)

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

true gentlemen u guise

― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

haha! I'm thinking about ferrets now

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

thanks sanskrit. Yes I'd feed my wife to a dog if that kept it away from me.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite thing about college is that dogs were allowed in all classrooms everywhere (unless they were labs....the rooms, not the dogs, basically all the dogs were labs)

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

admrl is otm about dogs

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are assholes

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

wow I feel like rosa parks or something. there's so may of us!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

re: dog college, huh what why where?

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

my college allows dogs too.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

my college allows hogs only

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

ilx is going somewhere

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

my college only allowed hoglegs.

― hstencil, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

ferrets, ewwwwwwwwwwww! "the smell, the bites, the dumb" describes them perfectly.

― lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

yeah doghaters are assholes

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

why not? they usually just chilled out at their owner's feet, and were good for scratching when you were bored and needed a pal during a long lecture. then, after class, you could play frisbee

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

wait harbl u hate dogs?

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

thanks que! i am proud of being an asshole finally

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

river wolf called you an asshole, too

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

I don't hate dogs, but I don't feel comfortable around them. I don't know what to do with them. They are too demanding.

― n/a, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

why not? they usually just chilled out at their owner's feet, and were good for scratching when you were bored and needed a pal during a long lecture. then, after class, you could play frisbee

a typical dog owner, never thinking about how other people feel about dogs!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not really being serious anymore

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

river otm then

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/T/tosh_legalf.jpg

― hstencil, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

I like dogs but do not want one. I do not like cats.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

hstencil, banned for smoking weed

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

HYPOCRITES

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

I don't hate dogs, but I don't feel comfortable around them. I don't know what to do with them. They are too demanding.

I feel this. I am so nurturing.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

what a load of Tosh

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

no matter where you come from,
if you are a black man,
you are an african

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

:D i love admrl even if he hates dogs

― hstencil, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

the worst pick-up attempt i've ever witnessed involved a man trying to chat my friend up by talking about his two ferrets. i almost wanted to take him aside and be like "dude, no."

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

oh sure, you say you hate dogs -- until you see a cute little puppy wiggling in the summer grass and falling over its own feet and being so excited and then you fucking MELT

fucking hypocrites

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

Puppies are cute enough on the street but not in a confined are with me. Look, I'm sorry. I don't like dogs. It's not a choice I made, it's how I am.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

area

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

ferrets are cuter than puppies

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

ferrets are wiggly LOL

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

BAN AL GORE

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

al gore is cuter than puppies

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

I would not like to be in a confined area with Al Gore either. He looks like he has bad breath.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

for all i'm concerned, puppies are a totally different species from full-grown dogs. Yes, no one can resist a puppy. Of course not. Unless you are made of stone wrapped in lead.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

I shatter your illusions, kenan

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

dogs are great.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

to eat.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

"Meet my two mastiffs, Bruno and Mr. Jeepers. Say hello Mr. Jeepers! Aw... don't mind him, he's just being friendly."

Listen, I gotta... I have this thing... kbye."

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

ferrets run with their backs all arched up like inchworms and make weird barking noises and smell like the taint of a dockworker

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Added: August 02, 2006
From: KameoKid
video of our two ferrets to the music... video of our two ferrets to the music of Until It Sleeps by Metallica (more) (less)
Category Pets & Animals
Tags: ferrets pets animals metallica until it sleeps (more)

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Kenan you should be a scriptwriter for the romantic comedies.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

wait harbl u hate dogs?

-- river wolf, Thursday, July 26, 2007

no i was hoping someone would make a follow up "to the dogs?" post u_u

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

dogs are great.

-- Steve Shasta, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:22 PM (Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:22 PM) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

to eat.

-- Steve Shasta, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:22 PM (Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:22 PM) Bookmark Link

http://www.c-eye.net/eyeon/images/triumph.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

I saw a racoon on our street and I tried to point it out to my wife but all that came out was "look there's a..." because I lack the vocabulary recall to say "racoon" at a moment's notice, they are such an unfamiliar sight to an Englishman.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

The same thing also happened when we saw a Jewish gentleman on the street.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

COON

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

you could have said "varmint"

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

we don't have varmints either! just urban foxes

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://roadrunnersinternationale.com/image/roussell/coonass.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

AINT WORRYIN BOUT NOTHIN

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

"rocky"

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

ESPECIALLY BOUT BEIN BANNED

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/raccoon.jpg

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

(this is from my personal collection)

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

heavens

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

so not gonna etc.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

oh my

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&q=raccoon&btnG=Google+Search

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I learnt how to spell raccoon now

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

seriously though, before I saw one I just assumed they were like squirrel size. I was so wrong!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

i like ponies

― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

awww

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/stevenrice/wild-n-crazy-guys.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

chaki's post = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

Did u guyses hear about the mule that gave birth?!
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2007/0725/20070725__20070726_A1_CD26MULE~p1.JPG

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

father, right

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

adam i dont have youtube at work. please describe your zinging.

― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

zombie gothic state fair

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

oh it's so funny. there is a news anchor and a kid all painted like frankenstein's monster and they are at the opening of a...something. And she puts the microphone to his face for a soundbite and he just says..."I LIKE TURTLES".

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

it's a good one

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

Ducks

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

i like animals if they are nice animals
fuck you asshole animals

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

xpost you like ducks better than dogs don't you, you sick, sick man.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

ducks=pigeons that can swim. big whoop

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

lol i like turtles..

GUYS THIS CAT CAN PREDICT WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00191/oscar_cat_191844a.jpg

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2146562.ece

― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

FUCK YOU, SWANS!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, I don't know how you could like ducks. They are pointless. I was watching Wonderpets last week and getting so pissed off that one of them was a duck. Kids don't want to see ducks!

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://membres.lycos.fr/yoille/yoille/george%20clooney/max/max.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

I like cats, rabbits, mooses, seals, otters and (obviously) monkeys.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

lol bell_labs

i want a super chill dog - i know they exist
i really like taking dogs for walks (if they are cool dogs) - it's relaxing

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

yeah chill dogs > > > hyper crazy dogs

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

I like meese

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://image.compusa.com/prodimages/13/83bf2ea7-07df-4432-b690-01248ffb513a.gif

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

i basically want the inverse of my cat noam, who is cool cat with super chill dog tendencies

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/85654944_4c73eb0db8.jpg

개고기라면
=
gaegogi ramyeon
=
dog meat flavored korean ramen

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

Edwin Meese?

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

where can we get dog for lunch?

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

my dogs have always been chiiiiiiiiiiiiilllll

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

i don't want a dog, at least not while i'm living in a city, i can't imagine it's a good life to wait around anxiously all day to go outside for 10 minutes and pee on as much stuff as you can

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

Edwin Meese?

The plural of moose is meese. I will accept no purported authorities you may cite to the contrary.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

My dog is not chill but she's only 15 lbs so it doesn't matter.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

HOW COULD YOU EVER CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO GUYS

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332076_a78272c6e9.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

IQ test?

― gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

they were bros, RIP ;______;

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

that cat ("Cat") was a fucking bruiser

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/meese.jpg

HAHA It's the famous statute that Ashcroft and that blondie at DOJ covered up. MEESE DONT MIND BOOBY JUSTICE

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

my cat hates other cats but get along with my sister's puppy. they chased moths together when i was last home.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

that cat looks mean and that dog looks soulful and awesome

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, that cat looks twitchy and insane

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

Like, with a bad tick and Tourette's that makes him keep screaming "KILL! KILL!"

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

that cat looks mean and that dog looks soulful and awesome

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^ this (although Cat/Spike was really nice to people, and v v chill. he came when you called! if you were a bird or a rodent of some kind though you were totally fucked. we didn't really have to feed him)

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

chili dogs >>> chill dogs

― jergïns, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

ALSO: JOREL STARS IN VIDEO WITH WILL OLDHAM????

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

noam comes when he's called and if he were an outdoor cat i wld save $$
i love your ol' dog rip, rw

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

he was a distinguished gentleman

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

what is this, post-links-everybody-already-knows-about day?

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

i just found out about it, you jerk

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm really hungry so i'm going to post a picture of a sandwich
http://goodiesfirst.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/schwartzs_sandwich.jpg

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

there was a whole thread about it.

didja hear about the cat that can predict your death?

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

ok, I really am a jerk.

― kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

i would like a sandwich

― admrl, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

i'm going to get ceviche

but now i want THAT

― bell_labs, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

i don't understand that smoked-meat sandwich's plate

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't know there was a thread i don't read ILM

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh wait it's a shadow
what a weird long-lasting optical illusion
xpost

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

i had one just now (sandwich) we were sitting next to mediocre comedian chistopher titus. dude was with the hottest chick ive ever seen.

― chaki, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

what is this, post-links-everybody-already-knows-about day?

Has everyone seen the Special Needs Werewolf Poetry Jam vid?

I'm still kinda reeling from it...

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

hey noizers,

all of y'all planning on the wild style thing - i wouldn't, like, have any great expectations or anything.

― gabbneb, Friday, 27 July 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

way to be a wet blanket there, doom'n'gloom. sheesh.

― chaki, Friday, 27 July 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

i just don't want the kids to end up too disappointed

― gabbneb, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

are you going to watch from the roof of your pied-à-terre?

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

nah brah, i'm off to sun valley for the weekend

― gabbneb, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.homeofresearch.com/images/firstpage_graphic.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

nah brah, i'm off to Mohegan sun ~~valley~~ for the weekend

FIXED

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 27 July 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

my hair's longer, his beard's fuller.

― hstencil, Friday, 27 July 2007 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

oh i will be in Idaho this weekend, too

― river wolf, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

It must be fun to ban someone and then start entire threads based on tossed-off parenthetical remarks they make.

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

am i perma banned or 3 day?
-- bell_labs, Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:26 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

i'm still banned - was i rebanned in an SUV beef o_O

― bell_labs, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

There's a great burrito place in New Jersey that plays alt country all the time, jon. You should try it.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

ps nice chicken zing there

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

is 4 day ban btw

― tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

that's cool. I'm guessing the last one was too, which is why I thought I was perma-banned when I couldn't post after three days.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

Jon Williams is running scared

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

I don't really understand you king boy.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

BANNED 4 LIFE

― jeff, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

yes we know

― chaki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

how did you know? i didn't know until now

i can barely post to ilx at all

help me

― jeff, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Judging by the cio thread, you guys might want to organize a welcome wagon for El Tomboto.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

There are worse fates, Jeff.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i dont really care
i just like this thread being bumped

― jeff, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

# the baja fresh "nacho burrito" [Started by get bent, last updated 5 minutes ago] 9 new answers

Get Bent: I think it looks disgusting. However, Baja Fresh is pretty good for a fast food chain.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

I don't really understand you king boy.

TAKE THE 1P3PSI CHALLENGE

THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT

IT'S THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 2 August 2007 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

wait, am i banned from noise board now too? shit.

― andi, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

IF I CAN'T NOISE AT NOISE BOARD THEN I'LL NOISE HERE. >:(

― andi, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

noise board in exile

― Hurting 2, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

maybe i'm not banned? is it just having problems or something? if i'm banned from the noise board i'll cry.

― andi, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

fuck you, butt sex fiends.

― andi, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

WHY WAS I BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD. I AM BELOVED. RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

― andi, Saturday, 4 August 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm starting to think the noise bored got off easy.

― Laurel, Saturday, 4 August 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

I'm beginning to think I am perma banned

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

CHECK THE ADMIN...oh wait, never mind.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

tinyviolinforme.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

Wait did I ban you for liking matt and kim?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

Where your banning like a badge of honor Andi. I wouldn't belong to any club to any club that would have me, etc. etc.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

Me or JJ? Cuz there's no way I like Matt and Kim.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

The Noise Board is like an onstage shooting party

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Argh, I'm far too doped up this morning. Typing shittier than usual.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not banned. I just stop by every so often to say howdy to the unwashed heathens.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

I am permanently banned from the Noize board. I didn't truly think it was a temp ban as I'm not really the noize type. But knowing for certan amuses me nontheless.

― Ms Misery, Saturday, 11 August 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

GODDDAMMMIT I read site new answers all the time now, write some response and get "you are barred from ILX" what a waste! and all b/c compared jw to ktsc

― Ms Misery, Saturday, 11 August 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

seriously. stfu.

― chaki, Saturday, 11 August 2007 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

noise board is going into a paranoid "secure our borders" mode

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 11 August 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://education.vetmed.vt.edu/Curriculum/VM8054/Labs/Lab15/IMAGES/NOGAINE.jpg

― am0n, Sunday, 19 August 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

why the hell am i barred?

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

why the hell am i bald?

― jeff, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.eaglestock.com/graphics/patriot-eagle/Promo_4panel.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

i am banned now?

i don't know what i did.

anyway, messages:

bunnybrains were grebt!

was scott there? i did not make it to housing works for the reading so no meeting u_u

nice to meet you, jon lewis! also fantastic to see laurel and ian and ben for the first time in ages!

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 August 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

somehow being banned for being called a c--- doesn't seem like punishment.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

also, message: I want to move to free bacon bar.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

where is this free bacon bar???

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

kiu: Local bar (Triple Rock) instituting new weekly FREE BACON NIGHT. Wednesdays will never be the same.

-- John Justen, Thursday, August 23, 2007 2:23 AM (Thursday, August 23, 2007 2:23 AM) Bookmark Link

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

oh nice.

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

are you supposed to provide your own L & T or what?

― mizzell, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bandeinc.com/images/flyer.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if there is a limit on how much bacon you are allowed to eat.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

That is awesome, esp. because I thought Triple Rock was all vegany.

― Jordan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

are you supposed to provide your own L & T or what?

everybody knows bacon is for bloody marys!

― tehresa, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

if it's all you can eat bacon i would probably be banned from the bacon bar homer simpson style

― bell_labs, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, my hometown brings the righteous bacon madness. I will be visiting Triple Rock on this year's xmas visit for sure.

Also, perhaps this year I will have the balls to attend a MEAT RAFFLE.

xpost Nice meeting you too tehresa!

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

please explain MEAT RAFFLE I believe I would like it.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074650/plotsummary

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know what they are! But every time I visit my mom in MN I see signs for a MEAT RAFFLE out front of small hunter/fisherman/badass bars.

Maybe everyone brings their kills in and raffles them off?

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1005/1209841729_b0d0fa1ee1_o.jpg

BACK ROW L-R: Fluffy Bear, me.
FRONT ROW: Basket o' bacon.

My understanding is that a meat raffle is just like any other raffle, but instead of cash/prizes, you win meat. Grumpy's in downtown MPLS just started having one I think.

― John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i am so amazed at this free bacon bar night

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

and that picture

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, Jordan, re:veganness of the Triple Rock, they're both super vegan friendly and super carnivore friendly. Last night they made the only vegan cook on shift cook all the bacon because they thought it would be funny.

― John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno if I'd call that "super vegan friendly" but it is still A++, as in the BASKET O' BACON.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

*as is

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

now I want to go eat a burger.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

The vegan dude was actually super happy about it. Apparently getting paid to just grill bacon all night = super easy shift vs. doing actual work.

― John Justen, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

well, shows me for assuming all vegans act like the ones I've known who protest if meat is being cooked in their presence. that place sounds all around cool, vegans included!

― jessie monster, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

haha amazing. i love this town

― gff, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

Man I am totally going to bacon night.

― Jordan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

can someone delete the noise board threads on ile?

Personal threads. If a thread is started discussing a registered user or their actions, that user has the right to ask for it to be deleted or locked. The thread does not have to be an attack on the user. This does not apply to threads users start themselves and later regret.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, August 24, 2007 1:19 PM (50 minutes ago)

http://caosblog.com/images/crybaby.jpg http://caosblog.com/images/crybaby.jpg http://caosblog.com/images/crybaby.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i like how he just posted on my thread, which he asked to be deleted.

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

wait guys bacon bar

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

"he"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

wait what are you even implying there, jon

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

that makes no sense. obviously i am talking about you because you were just quoted.

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

You've been talking about me a lot today!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

GUYS BACON BAR

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

i know you love the attention!

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

THE BACON BAR ISN'T HERE, IT IS IN A DIFFERENT CITY

― ghost rider, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

CAN WE MAKE THE FLYING DAWKINS A BACON BAR Y/N

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

i think maybe beast should be a bk bacon bar

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

does real life jon require this much attention? seems tiresome

― jeff, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

BACON

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

does real life jon require this much bacon?

― milo z, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

If I win $102mn tonight, I will fund the Flying Dawkins as the world's finest bacon bar.

― milo z, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

does real life jon require this much attention? seems tiresome

-- jeff, Friday, August 24, 2007 2:37 PM (Friday, August 24, 2007 2:37 PM) Bookmark Link

yes. it is very tiring.

does real life jon require this much bacon?

-- milo z, Friday, August 24, 2007 2:41 PM (Friday, August 24, 2007 2:41 PM) Bookmark Link

yes. jon likes his meat, if you know what i mean ;) :)

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

if i win $102m tonight i will buy an island and call it BACON ISLAND

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

Back Fat Manor

― milo z, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

FATBACK MANOR

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

Will a Ghost Rider or Schef be in MPLS by Weds? If so, all this bacon bar can still be yours.

― John Justen, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

I WILL BE THERE

― ghost rider, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

;_;
i get in friday and leave tuesday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

if i tell them i traveled all the way from dc to try their world famous free bacon will they make me a free bacon basket on like sunday y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

MOUNTIE WILL BE THERE TOO

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

Research is necessary for starting of BK Bacon Bar program.

NEA-funded mass Noize trip to MN State Fair and Triple Rock. Pack bags.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm ready.

― tehresa, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

there's a bar in detroit that has free bacon, as well.

― lauren, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

Also on the docket: meat raffle in Vadnais Heights.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

Who are "MOUNTIE"?

― John Justen, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

i guess i could just PAY for bacon

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

Who are "MOUNTIE"?

-- John Justen, Friday, August 24, 2007 3:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stNvaRunyuc

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

i am going to raise pigs someday

― max, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

for BACON

― max, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

they are also good for destroying evidence.

― jessie monster, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

WHy is there no such thing as PIG CHEESE? I mean, you can milk a pig, right?

― John Justen, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

now that's the question we really should be examining instead of this whole jon quandry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 24 August 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

same reason you don't eat pork medium rare

― sexyDancer, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

speak for yourself

― bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is gross for about 35435435 reasons

― chaki, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

best line on the simpsons --> "that's right, lisa. a wonderful, magical animal."

― max, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

stop overcooking my pork loins, meat fascists

― bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

I can't figger it, I didn't even dis his Pitchfork boyfriend this time

btw, my Friday answer is NO, MY RACCOON HAS HEPATITIS.

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, the thing is *I* don't even remember why I was banned.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://i23.tinypic.com/2vuiuja.jpg

― StanM, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

FYI, Noise Board dudes, Jon has to unban me before I can identify ILXors for you. Take care!

― jaymc, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

BALCKMAIL

― chaki, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

haha i didn't mean that as RONG, i was agreeing like hoosteeing

but whatever

― river wolf, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

forgot my ^

― river wolf, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

FYI, Noise Board dudes, Jon has to unban me before I can slander ILXors for you. Take care!

― jeff, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

teh gay poll was missing people but the easiest one so far. i voted morrrbs.

― gabbneb, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

poll 5 - I'll take Elboto over lauren or laurah or whatever her name is

poll 3 - jergins and gr80 the only ones i've really paid any attention to, and jergins has a better name and location

poll 2 - i don't got no serious problem with any of these people, tho i haven't paid much attention to the noobs. ai1sa apparently is rong on some threads, but i never read those, and i'll give her my vote cuz i think she likes outdoor stuff and it's the contrary thing to do.

poll 1...
Big Hoos - eliminated from contention due to bastardo'd navajo
Heave Ho - amusing. but on other boards. also, fake
Dom - ...
blueski - don't always agree with him but seems a nice enough sort
Dr. C - seems very pleasant. also, a doctor. never really noticed him much outside of wdyll tho.
gabbneb - by far the most interesting of these. kind of a dick?
ghost rider - ded
kv_nol - kv_who?

i can't very well vote for myself, so i think i'll take blueski over Dr C in a battle of contrari-ness

i will be resisting the urge to do a poll

― gabbneb, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

i don't got no serious problem with any of these people

i didn't read that poll carefully enough, actually

― gabbneb, Saturday, 20 October 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

river wolf, u can come hang w/us on the HSTNGS THRD (IDT THRD RPSTRY), unless you are too busy with all your fancy bike enthusiast friends ;_;

― John Justen, Saturday, 20 October 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

what's good within walking dist of Moving Image Museum in Astoria, ie 36/35 nr Steinway or Broadway? I know Uncle George's. I'm going to be hungree after 3-1/2 hrs of Chelsea Girls.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 1, 2007 4:33 PM (Thursday, November 1, 2007 4:33 PM) Bookmark Link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/210291~Harold-and-Kumar-Go-to-White-Castle-Posters.jpg

― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

;______; banned for DR STRANGELOVE gif beef?????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

ha waht

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

You have been barred from ILX.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

NONE OF THOSE GIFS WORK

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

my gif did

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

no it didn't but i have no idea why jon banned you over 1 broken image, jeez!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

oh weird. it worked/works for me. sorry!!!!! (the banning is no big deal really, i'll just hang here with gabbneb.)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't get banned. (my images also worked for me, but stopped.)
UNBAN MR. KYOO

― ian, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

no it didn't but i have no idea why jon banned you over 1 broken image, jeez!
-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 1:56 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

because ian's weren't working so it should have been obvious

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

its a 4 day ban

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

it's cool, really.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

dudes and dudettes, to all of you going apeshit on the lols thread about that italian commercial, here's the sequel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrt-ZwPN5E&feature=related

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

W
W
W

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

OKAY WAU

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

Having seen the first one, the punchline to that almost sent me off my chair.

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

hat
omen
ant

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

What up guys.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

It was funny back when everyone had ban powers and there were week long ban Morbs/unban Morbs fites. Ditto jaymc.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 8:49 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Where is this drama happening? I knew who was unbanning jaymc, though.

-- Laurel, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Ha, I know who was unbanning me, too. Same dude who's kept me banned this time!

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

i remember unbanning jaymc a few times just to piss off jon

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

he would get so paranoid about finding out who was responsible, it was kind of hilarious

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

Paranoid like a fox.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

kicking in balls is the new banning

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Hmmm, Jon told me that he unbanned me himself to piss off Hstencil and that his paranoia was all a ruse.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

truly, the student has become the master

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

I will turn your face to alibaster

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

jon did me a huge favor by banning me last night. great success for great justice.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

lol sexy d police lyrics

― hstencil, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

because ian's weren't working so it should have been obvious

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:05 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

says the numba one linker of broken bpx.blogger.com images!

― sleep, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

u guise gotta tell me when it brakes

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

why was shasta banned?!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

I just got pot from IAN JOHNSON

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

ARGG

― chaki, Thursday, 29 November 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

OK seminar is over, the best puzzle was deemed to be this one

a family needs to cross a bridge

the boy takes 1 minute
mom takes 2 minutes
dad takes 5 minutes
grandma takes 10 minutes

they have to share one lantern because the bridge is dark, so they have to travel in pairs. the bridge is not very sturdy, and it will break if more than three people try to walk on it at a time.

what is the fastest way to cross the bridge? (we got 17 minutes, there might be faster ways)

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

It's 17 minutes because

BOY + MOM + DAD cross bridge = 5 mins

BOY + MOM return to get grandma = 2 mins

BOY + MOM + GRANDMA cross bridge = 10 mins

― jaymc, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

If you're banned, can you still vote in polls? Because I just tried and I think it worked? Or at least it didn't give me the "You are barred from ILX" line.

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Also re the article about moving to the suburbs: "backstage passes to the Buckethead show"?!?!

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

ya you can still vote

― chaki, Friday, 14 December 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

Sweet.

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

get those chicago kevin votes in, people!

― chaki, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't vote for Kevin. He's right that we occasionally don't get along, but I don't dislike him or anything. He's a decent dude.

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

ok!

― chaki, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Gff: Next time you come to Chicago, let me know and we can go out and get a beer, OK?

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

More like:

Plus Gladwell is beating me in the "~~good~~ hair" competition

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

NO ONE DISLIKES YOU BELL_LABS, SORRY

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I'm cool with Bell Labs, too.

― jaymc, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

i think bell labs seems cool

― Jordan, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are all wrong

― El Tomboto, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

I keep waiting for a Bell Labs vs Abbott fite, lol

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

possible faster way for bridge puzzle'

if you parse 'dark so they have to travel in pairs' as 'dark so they have to travel across in pairs so that someone can bring the lantern back to the stranded family member on the starting side'

MOM + DAD + GRANDMA = 10 minutes
BOY RETURNING = 1 minute
BOY + MOM = 2 minutes
= 13 minutes

― remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

waht!@ i think abbott is cool

― bell_labs, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

three people can't travel simultaneously

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=abbott+laboratories

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

it will break if more than three people travel on it at a time.

― remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

go back and read the thread

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

also i wrote the solution wrong:

BOY ~~MOM~~ + DAD + GRANDMA = 10 minutes
BOY RETURNING = 1 minute
BOY + MOM = 2 minutes

― remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

yes, we know, it's already on the thread, the original problem doesn't say the same thing as the later-added condition

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

i was just basing it on the bit pasted on this thread, officer.

― remy bean, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

scott's pictures are on par w/ my separated at births

― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

didn't CR say that ionization shit was, if anything, harmful to yr health?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

I believe they stated that it had dubious benefits at best and could cause health issues related to ozone build-up

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change niggas like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A nigga upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

Getting banned from the Noize Board is like being disqualified from the Special Olympics because you're not retarded enough.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

Where's the "He's a cat" option?

what I was gonna say

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Apparently the Noise Board is some sort of fascist organisation (?) The quest continues

Clearly this bell labs entity is the anti bell hooks. bell hooks (do you leave out the capital letters even at the beginning of sentences?) says question everything. bell labs says QUESTION NOTHINGl

Oh and like, whatever.

― I know, right?, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

the art of pretend ignorance?

WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

― gabbneb, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

fuck that shit i called her bell hooks first

― sanskrit, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

well i know, right? is a little slow. he started like 5 threads asking what the noise board was.

― bell_labs, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

Shoot! Even I know what the Noise Board is!

-BJ Swells

― murderdogger, Saturday, 29 December 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

has andtwat always been the resident redneck homophobe? Is that why blount had to disappear (redundancy)?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

big high-five to and what -- fuck the haters.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

predictable tedious bullshit!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 January 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

do you mind deleting that comment upthread?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

fuck you, cuckold

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whdZFGo9ThQ

jon, me

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://a643.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_da4a74ab8d0346a4347829236b662d4a.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://computer-vet.com/weblog/pictures/2005-04-29-canyon.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

this is vintage shit

― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

oh snap

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

― chaki, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.roflcats.com/images/0229.gif

― gabbneb, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

stop stalking him

― chaki, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

BOTW

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

ilikewherethisthreadisgoing.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

wau

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

I'M HIT

― Laurel, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

hint: you posted here

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

lj busting out the reverse psychology

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

You can all come set up shop in the Idiot Thread Repository in the meantime if you like.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

Jon: DON'T BE HATIN'!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

he gets a TIME OUT

let's have a catsupfree noise event

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

hunh?

― bell_labs, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

budweiser.jpg

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

OH SNAP! a picture thread

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

I am definitely going to abuse some budweiser.jpg at some point tonight.

― Laurel, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

I be at Commonwealth around 11-12 I bet

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

You know, reading this thread while listening to Kidz Bop perform the Crazy Frog version of "Axel F" is really awesome.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

ATTENTION: everybody is unbanned. including tehresa. but not jaymc or jaggs. chaki is pal utlendl and mr. que is dan perry who is not the same as my cat who posts sometimes as big jim swells. a baby is actually a puppy and a puppy is actually luna all over again. This thread has been gutted and will now move to ITR for shenanigans.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

PUBLICSERVICEDRUDGETHEMOREYOUKNOWSIREN.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

SOMEBODY NEEDS SOME HUGGLE BUGGLES

― HI DEAR, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

can we change the title to truth and reconciliation committee

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

I would, but rolling nu-mod no edit function ;_;

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

and mr. que is dan perry

i am dan perry! LALALALALA LISTEN TO MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE I LIKES TO SING

LALALALA I WENT TO HARVARD AND I HAVE THE SMARTS
I WORE A BITCHIN HAT IN HIGH SCHOOL
AND MY WIFE HATES MY FARTS

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

never forget

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

ATTENTION: everybody is unbanned. including tehresa. but not jaymc or jaggs.

Why not, just out of curiosity?

― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

honestly you are not missing much

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

That's probably true. It's just kind of dumb, though.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

nobody asked for you to be unbanned

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

OK, thanks.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

I "followed" Laurel to the NB? I was posting to the NB long before she was.

― jaymc, Monday, 28 January 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

LOCKED UNTIL JAYMC STOPS BONERING OVER THE NOIZE BOARD (or John unlocks for comedy purposes)

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

WAIT NO NO NO TELL US MOAR

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

NO NEVERMIND IM BORED AGAIN

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

UNLOCKED YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO STATE YOUR CASE

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

TICK TOCK MUTHAFUCKA

― HI DERE, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

WELL I GUESS NOT

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EVER BELIEVE IN AYTHING EVER AGAIN?

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAH TRICK YAAAAAAHHHHHH!

― John Justen, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

unlock for good behaviour.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

shank or be shanked

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

it used to be that when you were banned, you still had admin on the board, but it's not working now? is this something that's been changed?

also i have no idea what i was banned for.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

aww.. this poor rofl-y thread with my killy embed.. relegated to ITR

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

username sanskrit: 3 day ban

"relegated to ITR" INDEED SIR, WE TAKE OFFENSE

― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

yes yes lol (yes lol)
who got the vibe? ITR lol (ITR lol)

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

LOL
and my killy got baleted :(

― sanskrit, Friday, 7 March 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

wait, what?

― sanskrit, Friday, 7 March 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

was this the 'world of objects' thread

― max, Friday, 7 March 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

hey sanskrit i have a best of craigslist post from 2002 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/4370962.html
tell me that's not gangsta

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

RIP killy

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

RIP you

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

yeah and me too

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

i unbanned you, i think

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

tread lightly

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

still disbarred but thx for trying!

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, joeks bro

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

Successfully unbanned.

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=99

― Kobe Bean Bryant (carne asada), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

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