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Kate M*son*c Boom
Mr. No*dles

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:39 (twenty years ago) link

your board blows

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/tigerman.jpg

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey16.jpg

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.delaurenti.net/images/am113.jpg

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:12 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/reform/jb_reform_peary_1_e.jpg

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

N*ck A

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

NOIZE IS AN EMOTION 2.
-- St. Nicholas (naamm...), June 25th, 2004.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

gyg*x!

― Player_Piano_Gamelan (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

yeah eff gyg@dge

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

Why has my post been deleted (without discussion, apparently)?

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

de*nomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997

― Piano Player Gamelan (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

(WHEN WILL DEAN CHANGE HIS MESSAGEID?!?!!)

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

WHEN BACKGROUNDS ARE RESTORED
UNTIL THEN, IT WILL ONLY GET
LONGER

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago) link

LET'S MAKE OUR LOGIN NAMES HUGE!

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

test

― ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago) link

i like this one

― ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link

ok done! with EMAIL

― ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶¥¤£¢æ®©§«¶ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

there

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

Pashmina

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

(WHEN WILL DEAN CHANGE HIS MESSAGEID?!?!!)

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

M*rk C

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:56 (twenty years ago) link

HI DERE

― The Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

U WUOLD WISH TOO SEE M MY TATOS?

― The Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

Mark P

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

AdamWayne

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

Amazing Randy

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

koogs

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

Alex in SF

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Ask for Samantha

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

I'm honored to be on this list, despite the fact that I'm going to see Wolf Eyes this weekend and I don't really mind Jon that much anymore. But I want to stay on here, so FUCK YOU. TRY EATING SOMETHING, YOU 68-POUND WEAKLING.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

Jon eats tacos and marijuana toasties.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

WHY YUO ALLON JONES DICK??? yUO ALL NEED TO GTS A LIVE

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

S--- M----- (~~provisionally~~seems to be all right now)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

steve malkmus

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

cozen?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

ALL EXGIRLFRIENDS EVERYWHERE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

dude.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

I come in peace &c.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

oh okay dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

i feel unloved.

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

or is it unhated.

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

xpost

unloved because we don't have you, jess?!?!?

jess has emo roots = i cannot hate him

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

They blur in this world.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

hate the sin, love the sinner.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

you're all alright. you remind me of my friends in high school. (and thus myself.)

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

cozen is not to be harmed.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

Sébastien Chikara

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

GYG@X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I H8 HIM SO MUCHLY

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

dude, i'm so sorry spencer.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

it's no problem gaygo guyington

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

let's be cool, vic.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

will do, gman

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

R*ckist Sci*nt*st

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

elv*s

― Be Sure To Roop, Roop, Roop !!!! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I feel so "felt neutral towards"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 July 2004 00:05 (twenty years ago) link

no way Rockist likes some cool Middle Eastern and Latin shit, yo.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

oh wow a dick likes unusual music.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

hahahaha you like pretty normal music tho.

c'mon you walked into that one, bro.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

haha

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 1 July 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

you are what you eat

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

what is SA? what is kingdom of loathing? what is somethingawful?
-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), July 1st, 2004.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I assume SA is something awful, but I don't know what that is.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), July 1st, 2004.

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

Amazing Randy is rather annoying.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

[unintelligible]

― The Amazing Randy, Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Dear Randy,
I am sorry for crashing that plane into you, but you fuck-a my wife and I take-a your life.
seriously, next time...I'm all bro's before ho's.

Peace Out,
Ozzy

― Ozzy (ddb), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

duh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

Jon that last one was my re-mod of his post. Since we can't ban him, might as well jess him.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 1st, 2004.

LOL

― The Amazing Randy, Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

clearly if I post something in a public forum, the point is for it to be read.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

i like having internet enemies anyways, its so fucking d and d geeky.

(BUT AMAZING RANDY IS NOT ME)

― doomie x, Thursday, 1 July 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

get a new ISP then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

i give up.

i gotten do some work anways.

― doomie x, Thursday, 1 July 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

d00mie aka Amazing Randy aka shitty imitation of Jon
IP address: 195.93.34.9
Host name: cache-loh-ac03.proxy.aol.com
TraceRoute to 195.93.34.9 [cache-loh-ac03.proxy.aol.com]

are you mad because I posted that Fear sucks?

He's probably mad because he's using AOL

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 1 July 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

*ZING*

― wefbnwirfuvnermg093j4ri2n2e`w12ew12e23r345trgdtgrtg (deangulberry), Thursday, 1 July 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

PLEASE SOMEONE HOOK ME UP ON A DATE WITH JON OMG

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

"
let's be cool, vic.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), June 30th, 2004."

?!??

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

you had to have been there Vic.

i called dean! "gear!" on accident and he added me to the enemy list (again). so i continued by referring to him as other Los Angeles based posters on this thread.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's not funny.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah it is.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

i have a small penis.

― nickalicious (ex machina), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

It's plain mean. (xp)

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

d00mie aka Amazing Randy aka shitty imitation of Jon
IP address: 195.93.34.9
Host name: cache-loh-ac03.proxy.aol.com
TraceRoute to 195.93.34.9 [cache-loh-ac03.proxy.aol.com]

are you mad because I posted that Fear sucks?

He's probably mad because he's using AOL

-- Elvis Telecom (quartzcit...), July 1st, 2004.

OUTLINE: Moderation guidelines

i am not randy. please stop it with the bullshit.

― doomiex, Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

8=======================================>

x-post we don't give a shit d00der

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

ROFLMAO I STILL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

OMG LICIOUS DUDE EMENY LIST = JON WILLYUMZ

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

YO DUDES WE DON'T HAVE TO OBEY MODERATOR RULES

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Skankin' Pickle.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

rockabilly

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=55

yeah, that's true was just posting that in reference to someone went on about me being the amazing randy. that is all. resume chaos.

― doomiex, Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

however, i deserved to be slapped down for using aol. and YES i get MOCKED ALL THE TIME FOR IT by my computer geek friends.

― doomiex, Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

ROFLMAI @ doomiex!!!!!!!!!!!

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/LAW/06/29/terror.case.al.marri/vert.almarri.jpg
HEY BABY WAKEUP ITS TIME TO GO FOR RIDE IN MY ROCKETSHIP

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

WAKE PU BFORE GO GO I AM LIKE A HMUAN YO YO

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

A/S/L @ nickalicious (nickalicious

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

NICKELBAQ!

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

― AMZAZINGER RANDYER (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

VERY CLEVRE. RIDILOCUS

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Thursday, 1 July 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SCOTT PLAGENHOEF

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

cutty, i didn't see anything on P1CHFEWRKZ 2DAY WHY IS HE BAD

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

that twee kid with the blog!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

TEST2

― THOR ILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPELTE YITN mohonkie donie poogiemasloogie who l (Thor, Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:24 (twenty years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKIN COPS GIVIN ME A SPEEDING TICKET.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.joygreetings.com/images/redneck-computer.gif

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

― brock (brock), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

Basically Jon Williams has ruined ILX for a number of regular users, some of whom have now left. Whenever he is asked not to post countless huge images on a thread - or at least confine them to his own hilarious 'frat house' - he responds with insults and sarcasm. He shows no consideration for the other posters on this board, some of whom have been visiting ILX for a lot longer than he has. All this is in addition to the countless homophobic insults that Williams hurls at anyone who happens to like anything he considers 'faggoty'.

So in return, a number of us have decided to fuck up things for Jon Williams as much as we can. He deserves everything he gets.

ps I am a regular posting from a different computer than my normal one - you can ban this IP address or whatever, I won't be on this machine for much longer

-- GFGDF (DFGDF...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2004 12:01 PM. (later) (link)

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

HAHAHAHA

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

AMATEUR!ST

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago) link

sad to say I'm starting to feel the same way. He was so nice when I met him.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

he's a fucking retard. please see the thread where i made fun of him for not realizing the "marxist" (his word) band mccarthy was named after joseph mccarthy.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

will you be my Becca?

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

yea, really

― gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

Noise Dudes let's settle this in the ring

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1987_wwf_circle_k/wwf_circle_k_5.jpg

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

http://csx.jp/~paulrjpn/gallery/pictures/card/pee20wee20008.jpg

― gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://csx.jp/~paulrjpn/gallery/pictures/bigadventure/pwba10.jpg

― gwilx (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

carlton banks.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:39 (twenty years ago) link

what are they doing to Jon Williams??

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Sunday, 25 July 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Fritz

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

I STILL HATE AMATEUR!ST MORE THAN ANYBODY

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 July 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

why's he such a dick????

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

i guess you had to be there.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 July 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER BUT WHY IS HE SUCH A DICK DUDE

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

i just disagree with anything the guy has to say, so i engage him in an argument and he always goes:

"i don't even know who you are"

he's said that like three times already.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

I like how he can claim to be uneasy about making generalizations on one thread and yet do it constantly on other ones. Ugh.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

i don't even know who he is.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

ENRQ

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:29 (twenty years ago) link

beat me to it

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:31 (twenty years ago) link

STEVEN SPIELBERG

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago) link

why ian?

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 11:15 (twenty years ago) link

AMISTAD.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 30 July 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

but he also made JP

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 30 July 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago) link

i like the temple of doom

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

I like how he can claim to be uneasy about making generalizations on one thread and yet do it constantly on other ones. Ugh.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), July 27th, 2004 7:12 PM.

yeah =(

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

hi, gear

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

hey!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

one time I made a lucid comment about Starship Troopers and he's all like "I'm sorry but that makes absolutely no sense."

Jesus, dude.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

Gear!, I am putting you on the Noise Dude Friend List.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

Fantastic!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

bah, who locked my NDFL thread???

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

I DID BECAUSE WE ONLY LIKE GEAR. FUCK THE REST OF ILX.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE MAKING OUR GANG LOOK SOFT :(

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

Gear is loved by all! except for pedants.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 2 August 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

Gear would you like some of my lubbin'

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

I think what's potentially funny about this list, is that it cites a number of so-called "enemies" in all seriousness and then adds random, dadaesque imagery.

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

HI DARIA

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

"potentially funny" is a phrase amateur!st would use

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

I think what's potentially funny about these posts, is that they replace the words "United States of America" with words such as "The Motherfucker" and "my anus," thus adding a note of coarseness and/or flatulence humor to an otherwise sober speech.

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), August 3rd, 2004. (amateurist) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

YO!

http://www.command-post.org/gwot/2_archives/high1.gif

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago) link

yeah what's up with amateur!st? He pissed me off today already.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

join the club, aaron!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

well he's always a big meany for no fucking reason

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

i like amateurist

― ---char-l--ton--lido (gareth), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

ST. NICK CAN EAT A DICK

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

All I've ever seen you do is insult people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

haaaaaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

KISSES!

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

Cutty, how can you hate someone so jolly?

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

IT WAS JUST A JOKE I AM SO FUNNY! KISSES!

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, if I'm a NOISE DUDE ENEMY, why haven't I been banned from this board yet?

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

I HAVE THE POWER.

but i won't.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago) link

it's very interesting that you can talk about lindsay lohan's breath smelling like SPERM, yet i'm the perv?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, if I'm a NOISE DUDE ENEMY, why haven't I been banned from this board yet?

-- St. Nicholas (naamm...) (webmail), August 3rd, 2004 4:29 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

DONE

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

RADICALITY!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

all right I'll give that one amtrst guy mentioned upthread this much: we probably share the same feelings about that Village Voice clan of critics.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago) link

Request: Norton Utilities

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 11:34 (twenty years ago) link

AHHA FAT CHANCE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

jon that was fuckin funny with the OS9 shit

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

What a twat he can be.

ok jon, i understand where this is headed. have fun with your thread.
-- amateur!st

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link

ken c

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

he likes you guys!

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

he's just mad because he's femme

leave ken c alone

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

Threads like this make me uneasy because it feels like "let's talk shit about various ILX posters" except it's right out in the open rather than restricted to e-mail or AIM. No, it's not on ILE, but it's a hop skip, ya know?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

jaymc

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

HAHAHA!

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

What?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

JAYMC, WHEN IN ROME

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

elvis vs nixon = elvis kills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 8 August 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

Noise Dude Nonsense

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago) link

Wow. I'm really kinda speechless. To respond would only be to provoke more antagonism, but I just have to express my amazement.

-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 9th, 2004 5:03 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 11:02 (twenty years ago) link

DAVID A.
see Bigger loser: Bono or Stipe?

― thorHmono (Thor), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

i think the whole 'we hate these guys' thread (before you say 'IT'S IRONIC' think a little: maybe it isn't received that way) is offensive. i realise you have a lot of lamer yes-posters on your dick telling you it's cool and shit but... it isn't very.

-- ENRQ (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), August 9th, 2004 11:43 AM. (Enrique) (later) (link)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

Why does everyone assume something they disagree with is meant to be ironic?

― thorHmono (Thor), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

surely they must understand by now that they're internet people and don't have real feelings???

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

sonic boner
registered: 4/11/2004 00:00
posts: 159
ughneon hunk, japanese karaoke afterlife experiment, and fat worm of error are all gimmicky fucking around. Fat worm is ok...but the other two bands are unforgivingly lame. ESPECIALLY jap aft exp...god, stop touring already! Don't come to my town ever again, SO boring...

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.sonicyouth.com/bboard/fanforum/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1615578

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Are you joking? JKAE sounds like fucking JAZZ"

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

Yo Its Ren (3:26:33 PM): jkae is not a band anymore
orion0014 (3:26:36 PM): oh yeah?
Yo Its Ren (3:26:44 PM): yeah

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

who played monday

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

just ren

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.sonicyouth.com/bboard/fanforum/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1617119

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

ddb is right about ken c

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

but ken is my hang-out-with-guy! this sucks!

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes I have fantasies about boys hitting on me on the bus. Like, late at night, when I'm riding the 133 home, I imagine that some lovely lad with a great nose and shaggy hair will come and sit next to me and try to read my book over my shoulder, and maybe comment on the lost rivers of South London.

It's a great fantasy, but you know, if a guy ever actually *did* hit on me on the bus, I'd smack him with all 700 pages of Ackroyd's London The Biography.

-- Super-Masonic Black Hole (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 16th, 2004 10:59 AM. (kate) (later) (link)
ihttp://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpgihttp://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg http://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg http://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg http://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg http://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg http://www.mosesmotorbike.com/IMAGES/Hot%20Hot%20Heat%20@%20the%20Glass%20House%20Jan%2031%202003%20320x240.jpg

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

I love Kate.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 14:31 (twenty years ago) link

faux-Austrians.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

emo researchers

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

i will never understand people who hate on one place or another. i mean maybe if all of sudden you are in your car and you cross a border and while you are crossing that border a shit ton of fire and pain come raining down on you on that instant- then yeah maybe i could understand. but state or city or region hatred makes no sense to me. imaginary lines people , imaginary

-- kephm (keph...) (webmail), August 17th, 2004 4:24 PM. (later) (link)

but rhode island sucks big time

-- kephm (keph...) (webmail), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (later) (link)

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

I like kephm

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

BOSTON

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

faux-Austrians.

like BRUNO the Ali G fashion reporter?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking Jim O'Rourke's laptop work.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

ROFFLE

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link

I don't have HBO.

what, gygax!, I thought you liked the MEGO rec?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

faux-Austrian!

peter rehberg speaks perfect english, i don't even think he's from austria. is he?

the governor of my state used to bang the chef at a restaurant in malibu that a friend of mine worked at 13 years ago.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

Peter is part-Austrian, I think. My post was more about a certain ILXor.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

my posts are mainly about a certain elixir.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

SPARKS!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

: /

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. cole, you continue to disparage college, youth, etc. you must be a drop-out, right? it tok me nine years to earn my doctorate and believe me, it's a lot easier for a lard-ass on death's door like i'm guessing you must be to ridicule us instead of actually doing the work.

off soapbox ii.

-- dr. tracie (tphdhallmonito...) (webmail), August 17th, 2004 3:26 PM. (later) (link)

― jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

but why'd you leave out his amazing dissection of Russ Waterhouse?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

I've had sex to The Smiths' Meat is Murder. Gives new meaning to the song "How Soon Is Now?"
-- Muzik Elf (arwen270...), August 19th, 2004. (later)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

maybe they wanted the song to end?

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago) link

note name and email address!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

YES LOOKED LIKE ELVES

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Thursday, 19 August 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

I dunno, because I don't like the idea that people I'm interacting with on ILM/ILE are then going behind my back, so to speak, and making fun of things I say?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), August 20th, 2004 10:05 AM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

faux hipsters.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

yeah they suck.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

At last we agree.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 20 August 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Did you ban kephm just now???

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

Is this a Boston thing?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

YES

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

REINSTATE HIM

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

calvin johnson

j@ck c0le should contribute his little story.

― NO WAY BRAH (gygax!), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

calvin may not be the best human being, or so i have heard, but K has put out some good stuff here and there. then again, good people are a requirement for good music, etc and i love Ol Time Relijun.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago) link

i wish i had never met that man, that is all i can say. the next day i sold every single K record that remained in my modest collection.

― NO WAY BRAHEEMIENZ (gygax!), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Not a collector!"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

no, i understand where you are coming and i respect your position. for me, i separate the person from the work produced or released or whatever. for example, i know d@m0n ch3 is a jerk, but i still really like th33 sp3@k1n9 c@n@r13s.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

I heard that c4vlin j0hns0n likes the ladies!

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

That's insane that he tried to insult you, g! What the heck did he say?? "Oh, and by the way folks, this friend of my friend is a real douchebag."

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

I saw Calvin at an instore a few years ago, what a prick!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Nah, it was all in all just really lame.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

It is still surprising to me, considering the negative effect he's had on ILX, that I know people who know people who have actual regard for Jon Williams as a human being, and would be sad if he dropped down dead tomorrow.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), October 21st, 2004. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

I would be sad if that happened. Very sad!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

He deserves it. Look what he did to this thread! A BACKGROUND. And some pictures. Ridiculous.

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, yes. Hanging is too good for him.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago) link

And he keeps changing his name and talking about the Boredoms and "vag". His life needs to be extinguished like the embers of a firework,

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

"negative effect on ILX"

AS THOUGH ILX MEANS SHIT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS! JESUS.

I sent mr. farrell a mean email.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Andrew Farrell knows a lot about video games and has a nice dark sense of humour.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

And he's Irish.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

Their cover of 54-40's "I Go Blind" is great (as noted on the AMG review, it put a lot of money in that band's pocket). As is their cover of "Interstate Love Song" which they do live. In fact their all covers album, Scattered, Smothered and Covered, wherein they also cover The Smiths, Vic Chestnutt, R.E.M., Led Zep, and the Silos (!). After their first album (which I really do like. Not so much because it's a *great* album of *great* songs, but because it is an album of consistently good songs I like hearing about twice a year. I'll hold on to it long after I delete the mp3s of Medulla or Comets on Fire or Deerhoof or ...) the originals get less consistent, but they are still good for a decent pop song here / there.
-- frankE (frankeeeeeeee...) (webmail), October 21st, 2004 11:35 AM. (frankE) (link)

HE IS SAYING THAT HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH >>>>>>> DEERHOOF

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

i hate that guy

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

He sucks Chuck Eddy's dick 24/7.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

although Farrell is right about Jon Williams. sorry, but talking about Wolf Eyes is really reprehensible. Time to come correct, son

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

i am sad i made the list

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

oh, don't sweat it man... some of us at the pickle bar "love our enemies"... so it's cool.

of course, that farrell post above is... sheesh... a stark reminder to remember that, dude, dood. ya know? it's an online community.

when you play outside, it's bound to rain on occasion.

and without the jons of this world, the flowers wouldn't grow.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

I find JW to be one of the better guys on ILX. even when he disagrees with you he's not a pompous fuckwad. And he introduced me to teh boredoms and wolf eyes

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

hear hear! why can't beer come out of my serial port again?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago) link

SERIAL PORTS ARE FOR SPARKS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

Marcello Carlin

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.aath.org/images/kramer-200x262.jpg

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

Dr. Morbius, I hate that preening, condescending old prik

― gah, Friday, 7 January 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

here's a hint:

Gah!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

hints are for priks

be open with your feelings

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

dean, you can always hit me on the red phone.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

i personally LOVE Dr. Morbius... sorry cutteth.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

who is morbius? is he an admin? i think i'm projecting that noodles guy onto morbius.

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

gygax, i didn't write that, it was Gear!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

if this is the dr. morbius i know, he's cool.

oh, to admins: the registration/login shit works again on ilx... so you can force logins again if you feel like it.

?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Dr. Morbius is a guy from metro NYC. i've known him on the net for about 5-6 years, he gives great NYC advice and is a serious baseball/film nut. I think hstencil and him went to a Mets game last year too!

Sorry gear! :-( I like both of you! YMMV

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

yes... that dr. morbius is cool. he knows MAD shit about politics. he don't pull his punches tho, even for pals. which hey, that's cool ya know? playin it for reals.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

DANzig, you like everybody

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

except you, ddb. not until i see you and DANZIG!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/danzig.jpg

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/BSouthPark.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

SO METAL IT HURTZ

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

FUCK.YES!!!

dingo-berry is TEH INT4RN8T HAX0R!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

TEH S34RCH FUNC+!0N US3R

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago) link

he's too mean to those he perceives as duller-witted. sorry.

― nomo, Friday, 7 January 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

morbius totally rules, non-Mets fans droolz.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

I mean not that my last post couldn't describe any ILXor including myself.

― blah, Friday, 7 January 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

he's a native new yorker GEAR! don't go soft on us buddy.

*shares in hstencil's mets-love*

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

it's weird because i don't like a whole lot of their players (piazza esp. sorry morbs) but with the pedro deal and them possibly getting beltran, i'm sorta excited. plus if my only other option in this craptastic town is the yankees, well duh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

kaz matsui and jose reyes is probably my favorite middle infield in baseball.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

he knows a lot but he rubs me wrong sometimes

but my opinion can change i.e. amatrst

― roit gar, Friday, 7 January 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

kaz matsui seems like a fun-loving guy and i'd def. be up for hanging out, but way too many errors, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago) link

is he going back to ss?

― rot gere, Friday, 7 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

i'm adding nabisco to this temporarily
he's more smug lately than usual
and longwinded to boot

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

Also I always find counting who's-Jewish beans way creepier than any equivalent quality, I suppose since you mostly only see non-Jewish people caring about this when they're caring for creepy reasons.

-- nabisco (--...), January 7th, 2005. (nabisco)

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

we don't count beans actually. we most use little dried circles of pork.

― Danzig and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Saturday, 8 January 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

i missed all the haX0rz & rofloz.
http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/ddanzig.jpg
left: danzig
right: gygax

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 January 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hi.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Yesterday I was taking the train home with all the other commuters, and there were like 6 or 7 teenagers all in my car, drinking Jagermeister out of a backpack, playing their iPod through speakers, yelling at each other. They were all kinda dorky but fat, all dudes except for one girl who was actually kinda hot, and one of the dudes had an Elliot Smith pin. I couldn't hear what they were saying because I had my headphones on, but as they got off the train, one guy was like "Dudes, everyone on the train hates us. They all hate us!" But the funny thing is, everyone was kind of tolerant and even bemused by them, like, "Hey, I remember when I was a jackass."

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

what do you mean when?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c ken c ken c ken c

also nick southall

also whoever pears whatever is

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

that is teh kenan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

JAMS OTMS

― A sprawling collection of raw instrumental rock (ddb), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

basically anyone that has like 5000 pix ready to post whenever there's a new what do you look like thread.

i think the noize board should have a counter thread: what do you fuck like.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

a bear.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

what?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

roffiz. (even tho i'm a jackass with some pix too.)
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 7 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

haha "kenan"

what a complete piece of garbage. reason #1 why I have no interest in hanging with those chicago dweebs

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

MAYAHAHA

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

You guys need some better enemies.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Ones in better bands, you mean.

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

not so much enemies as objects of ridicule.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

from emo band ile thread:

when go back bring drum machine.

Fuck that - when go back, bring Speak-n-Spell!

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 1:37 PM. (popshots75`) (link)

Or bring J0n W. & !an J.

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 1:37 PM. (popshots75`) (link)

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i think miccio was making fun of me because i was listing the people on ilx i wanted to drop kick and he noticed that they were all people who posted tons of pics of themselves. JAMS OTM

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c is like carrot top without the props.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i posted a bunch of pix :(

but they were all really weird or funny :(

i want to dropkick me

― Tito JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

jax, let's have a dropkick partee! we can get gygax to dj.
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Stormy, I bet you can come up with some more reasons. Really! I'm in a masochistic mood.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380

rip childhood.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The shins are pretty good. I saw them pretty early on in their career (thanks msp!) and they were a lot more raw which was nice, I had no idea they were so synth-y on record.
-- gygax! (gygax0...), February 18th, 2005 12:27 PM. (gygax!)

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

don't even try it, n/a.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Just a bit of fun, be cool.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

there are no good prog rock records

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), March 2nd, 2005 10:54 AM. (anthony) (link)

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i just assumed the people who did this were stupid, just like all the people on the noise pickle board who only write in capital letters and spell all the words wrong. i had no idea it was on purpose.

-- live from kazakhstan (ove...), March 1st, 2005.

Because on the Pickle Board it's not on purpose?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 1st, 2005.

WHICH OF THESE SHOULD I PUT IN SAMMICH (Fat Anarchy on Airtube)
WHAT YOU DO ON DAY OFF (cutty)

ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE WHO WRITE THERE LEAVE OUT WORDS

AND WHY DO THEY THINK ALL CAPS IS FUNNY

ITS NOT

-- live from kazaskhstan (ove...), March 2nd, 2005.

Also Ken L. for bagging on Linda Hunt.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken L. for writing xpost on every freakin post.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU SHOULD QUIT. YOU SHOULD QUIT BEING INTERESTED IN THE WU-TANG BOOK. I SHOULD KNOW. I AM VAHID, I TOOK 3 ULYSSES COURSES. I OWN A MANSION AND A YACHT.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i like vahid. he's like every other one of my san diego indie/noise rocker turned dancemusic guru (eg: HI MY NAME IS RYAN)... good fun. one such friends is still roomies with g@b3 s3rb1@n.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

He's not a number, he's a free man.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I need an enemy.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

join the nazi party.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

VAHID HAS TEKNO AUTHORITAY

therefore he is a friend

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I nearly upset hstencil. does that count?!

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

WE DECIDE IF WE HATE YOU NOT YOU

(no, you're nice usually i think?_

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

adam r.l
gygax!

― the pier at broken mountain, (gareth), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

alex in nyc

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

scott seward

― died at colfax,ca (gareth), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

charltonlido

― canada road, LS17 (gareth), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

stormy "broheems" davis

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

this kentish wield
david acid
the kippax lad
ilkley lido
the great doxology of heckmondwike town

― sis boom ba, teacher teacher ra ra ra (gareth), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i keep waiting for my name to appear here

― JaXoN Hole (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

jaxon's wife.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

DJ jaxon's mother in law

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

jeez, it never should have taken me this long to figure out who live from kazakhstan is (olde english d gave it away!)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

vahid's awesome! it's easy to upset hstencil.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

no it's not you douchebag!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, i'm so sorry spencer.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), June 30th, 2004 4:53 PM. (gygax!)

I'm still not sure if he's naming me or not. When do the purges begin?!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer you're no noize enemy!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

you had to have been there Vic.
i called dean! "gear!" on accident and he added me to the enemy list (again). so i continued by referring to him as other Los Angeles based posters on this thread.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), July 1st, 2004 1:19 PM. (gygax!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah! I get it.

Spencer you're no noize enemy!

Sometimes I wonder! But most of my favorite posters are here, so I'll stick with it for a bit. Perhaps I *am* noize! (I know there's more to dudery than "noise", but I do like a lot of noisy music, but only usually pretty noise wrapped in pretty songs).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I think my main problem is that I'm too slow for all the jokes.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer Chow

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

See, I knew it.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO EUROPAEN

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate it here, the only reason i'm not on the list is because i'm well non-descript

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I nearly upset hstencil. does that count?!

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 4 March 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I CAN DO TEH CAPS THING MORE, MAYBE THAT WOULD HLEP?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 March 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

doesn't seem sincere.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

GET OEN SINCERITEY

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

SPENCER SHOW THEM YR BOOBS

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 4 March 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ally, you had me at HI DERE

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 March 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

have I seriously been mentioned on here like in a non-joke way yet?

oh and Spencer saturday night we are going to make our own list on behalf of your birthday when you come to the thing (I just can't bring myself to say "FA_" anymore)... a list of ppl u want to shag from teh internets, since i know you're too cuddly-nice to have a shitlist

ps - even though my status as one of you is kind of moot as i'm not even a real ilx0r anymore (eXilxor), I want to add "jaymc" to any enemy list, since he's come across as snooty when i tried to say hi to him on the pone, and dissed me - even though i do wuv his brother. in fact, from now on i hope he's known as "robotsinlove's brother," instead of poor mark being referred to as "jaymc's brother" all the time.

so, yeah: jaymc. anyone defending amateurist has to = K-LAME.

― special-guest-appearance (Vic), Friday, 4 March 2005 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Vik RU drunk

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer, you don't have to like noize to be noize board poster!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 4 March 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

VIC I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc:Amateurist::Sean Penn:Jude Law

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Vik, you crazy. jaymc is "teh" cool. Although I have never spoken to him on the phone. Perhaps he speaks with an uppercrust and tony accent like Katharine Hepburn?!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no, that's the thing -- I didn't even speak to Vic. Because seriously, I don't know him! What was I going to say?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc
Vic
Spencer Chow

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Dudes, I was on the enemy list LAST AUGUST.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

June 29th, BITCH PLEASE

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, but I wasn't on it then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

You were on it before it existed.

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

DAMN

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Jamyc and I were laughing our monocles off about this thread over canapes at his Gold Coast mansion.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't hate sex, no, har har har, it's really ironic that you would say that given my history. (I don't even actually hate men, either, despite how much I might bitch about them.) Jody, I don't know anything about you, but you just strike me as quite young given your knee-jerk reactions to arguments.

I actually like sex far more than is good for me. And in the persuit of good or even GREAT sex, I have got myself into some incredibly painful and self destructive situations. I had to learn through hard and painful experience that NO sex in the fucking world is SO good that you should sacrifice your self or your self respect for.

Lots of people would like to go around purporting that sex is just a pleasurable recreational physical activity. Fact of human nature is that it is more than that, and if you pretend that it is not, either you or the person you are having sex with is going to get emotionally hurt.

You like to boast that you don't have a consciensce, or that you don't give a shit about other human beings. I simply cannot act like that.

-- kate (masonicboo...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2002 2:49 PM. (link)

fuck you assshole!!!!

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Doesn't HSTUNCIL have a crush on her, tho?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

he has a crush on everyone

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

rofflez

― Darius Rucker Lookalike (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I've met Kate, very pleasant

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure, I'm sure.

― Darius Rucker Lookalike (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam

― Darius Rucker Lookalike (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeff

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

So predictable.

― Darius Rucker Lookalike (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Very Valley

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

robble SHAMEFUL BRO

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Sara Sherr

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

it is weird how i get a sudden rush whenever i see this thread atop the new answers

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Look, I'm sure her and Maria are nice people and all, but their close minded indie centric music tastes make me want to fucking scream:

On Mars Volta:

They are basically Rush or Yes with better haircuts and fewer tunes. Basically, for people who wouldn't buy those kinds of records or wouldn't remember those bands.

-- Sara Sherr (sar...), March 15th, 2005 3:00 AM. (link)

HOW MANY FUCKING PROG RECORDS DO YOU OWN SARA I HAVE ALL KINDS AND I LIKE THAT RECORD. FUCK OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

yah sara is a complete moron.

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks for vouching for that record chaki. i was really on the fence about buying it and listening to it now i think it's the real deal.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, mars volta are the rule

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Maria's posts on ILE make me want to drown her in bleach.

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh, well for starters, by implying that Le Tigre fans are a (mostly) buncha airheaded Barbies who can't worry their pretty little heads over the complexities of Wolf Eyes. Or something like that.

Getting involved with ILM threads is kind of like Daria sitting between Beavis and Butthead. Eventually, you have to tell them to oscillate their weiners and get up off the couch.

But what do I know? I'm just a Le Tigre fan who couldn't possibly like Wolf Eyes too. That never happens.

I really did like the art though. The images would have cracked me up if not for the captions. Are they more like Le Tigre's or Wolf Eyes' music?

Nevermind, I'm gonna go watch VH-1 now and wait for my head to explode.

-- Sara Sherr (sar...), June 24th, 2004.

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey ILMers: I've been floating in and out of ILM, and kind of lost momentum after the server went down and then returned. However, I posted on two threads this past week: Le Tigre and Franz Ferdinand. Generally, I'm too busy to fully digest and come up with anything articulate to say on ILM. Other times, I can't get past the douchbags and general asshattery that goes on. And since my internet time is limited, I'd rather not spend my time arguing with an anonymous asshat weather or not Le Tigre fans "get" Wolf Eyes or some such shit.

-- Sara Sherr (sar...), August 23rd, 2004 12:38 AM.

― eman (eman), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

When are the ILX admins going to develop an "ignore" filter? Just wondering.

(PS: I hope Wolf Eyes' next album sounds like Franz Ferdinand.)

-- Stupornaut (natepatri...) (webmail), March 15th, 2005 6:58 PM. (natepatrin) (link)

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

the PS is funny

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

He was mad because I told industrial / Daft Punk hataz to go listen to early 90s trance.

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a huge cocksucker. I love to lick people's assholes.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Here's a hint: he's only posted to this thread twice.
Here's another hint: He is to Something Awful what C-Man is to Maxim.

-- Stupornaut (natepatri...) (webmail), March 16th, 2005 7:57 PM. (natepatrin) (link)

(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)(66.41.38.35)

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

nate patrin, what a prince.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://big.oscar.aol.com/BartSNQuery?screenname=wizardishungry&type=1

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

ilm and ile and noise board are identical. there is no difference

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), March 8th, 2005 10:47 AM. (gareth) (link)

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

we should post anonymously more often and like ask for advice on like relationships, kittens, and how to slash our rists and if we look fat in the new clothes we bought while listening to M.I.A.

― YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM -- OH WAIT! (jackcole), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe if one of the older boys go first you can join in

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

dear ronan:

thanks! you have been insightful as always! keep on keeping on! your cluelessness is charming as always.

hugs,
jc

― jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

definitely worth the yellow card.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ilm and ile and noise board are identical. there is no difference

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link

ALL WHITE PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 March 2005 09:11 (nineteen years ago) link

... let's count our blessings, imagined if he'd said Frank Zappa, you'd never have heard the end of it from Ben Watson and all those Zappabores

-- Ther Return of the Son of Dadrockismus (dadaismu...), March 18th, 2005 5:35 AM. (Dada)

DIE.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

what context was that in? stravinsky thread?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

yah.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:56 PM): i am hugnry fr0 n00dlz
WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:58 PM): i called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush themi called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush them
WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:58 PM): i called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush them
WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:59 PM): i called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush them
WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:59 PM): i called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush them
WIZARD IS HUNGRY (3:06:59 PM): i called security on the mormons and they are going to ambush them

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Personally I've reassessed Yes and come to the conclusion that they still suck.

-- Dadaismus (kcoyne3...), February 9th, 2004 8:25 AM. (Dada) (link)

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, so not liking zappa = noize duded enemy?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

it's antisemitic

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Saturday, 19 March 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

we still love you if you don't like zappa tr cuz you're not a fucking asshole about it.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Saturday, 19 March 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"we"

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 19 March 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

yes is boring.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 19 March 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like zappa either : /

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 March 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

you might like peaches en regalia, cozen

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 19 March 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

what kind of sick twisted fucks dont enjoy listening to zappa or yes? jesus fucking christ i want to exit this world except i think yes is touring this summer with rick wakeman!

― charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Tell it like it is Chaki, hit 'em where it hurts.

yes is boring.

BUT YOU LIKE MERZBOW.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

you are gay

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

POT KETTLE BLACK

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

yes r0x

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

confession: I have never actually listened to zappa. but, also, confession: I don't really make judgments on the stuff I have listened to anyway so haha.

ian penman on frank zappa.

mark sinker on frank zappa.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

charltonlido, "peaches en regalia", I'm on it!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

That Zappa article is one of the reasons I have not and never will buy an issue if the Wire. It's about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

call me one sick fuck then, chaki

All of the Zappa I have heard has just been so smug and unappealing.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 March 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

french music is never smug in any way.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 20 March 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

well i can't understand the lyrics in french, duh

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i wonder if zappa fandom is similar to captain beefheart fandom i.e not really a girl thing

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

that is 100% accurate

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

OTOH watch Baby Snakes DVD for scores of women running up to the stage and kissing Frank full on the lips.

This was late 70's women though. I know exactly one girl my age who likes Zappa and Beefheart.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm just too big a total femme to like it, sorry dudez

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah it's cool, I'd say the women that do like him are tomboy/hippie types.
My mom is one and likes Zappa. She laughs at his jokes.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 March 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i met someone once, who had an enemy, it was interesting. i didnt quite understand the concept though.

it wasnt in burnley, or preston. i have nothing to say about blackburn obviously

cosmic michael, made better records, than F zappa

― charltonido (gareth), Monday, 21 March 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

although, when i say records, i mean record, obviously

i dont understand the idea of records in the plural. why make more than one? one is enough

― charlton lido (gareth), Monday, 21 March 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck you ken c you urkel looking bitch-ass pussy. take some more pictures of yourself in your jackedup pants some more.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/r/arj127/urkel.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hollyhuber.com/oger.jpeg

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

ariel pink

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

aw you're sweet :) here's some more pics of pants!! yay!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4549.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4549.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4554.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4555.jpg

on the horn
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4548.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

oops second one should have been this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4549.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wtf .. this i meant
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4550.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah don't apologize for being a jackass.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/Short%20Round.jpg

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

aw i'm sorry stence!! you cuddly bear you.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha i saw "temple of doom" the other day. "we walk from here."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The new DVD box set has an outtake where Short Round puts on a big knit sweater and prances around the temple, listening to Belle & Sebastian and taking pictures of himself.

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't understand the beef with Ken C but I'm not on ILE/ILM all that much.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

it has nothing to do with ile/ilm and rather aim etiquette (or lack thereof).

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

that makes sense, i'm on AIM less than i'm on ILX

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(i thought this was all smoothed over)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(no roxy, i could never unblock him, and i guess he didn't deem it necessary to email me)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i am banning ken c in the name of eliminating obnoxious twatishness.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, he's already banned! splendid!

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Way ahead of you bro :D

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4549.jpg

RFI: THAT CURIOUS LIGHT STAIN ON THE SWEATER RIGHT ABOVE THE REAR PORTION OF THOSE SEXY PANTS

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Am I not on this yet

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

TOMBOT

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

BOTTOM

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

FUNNY I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE A TOP

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

please no more with those pictures

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

how come tombot can post here, logged out

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

hmm

― fez♥ffe, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

why am i unbanned again all of a sudden?? :(

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link

daylight.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

did you go to the swimmer, ken?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

was tombot banned?

― Sven Basted (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

zzzzzz

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Posting logged out YET AGAIN.
fix one policy

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon is the equivalent of graffiti and petty vandalism. It's not the worst thing in the world, a victimles crime maybe, but it makes the place less fun to be, gives it a nasty, antisocial edge, and pisses people off. Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), March 30th, 2005 11:36 AM. (Mark C)

WE SHOULD DO A WHOLE THREAD OF CTRL+Cing MARK C ILE POSTS ABOUT JON.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude doesn't like graffiti.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

that is fucking BONKERS. how does graffiti make something less fun?! what a crazy, conservative nut.

ummmmm xpost.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

TUT TUT.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.adelaidecitycouncil.com/images/Volunteer_3843.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

is Markelby in the BNP?

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oooohhhhh

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"According to received wisdom, noise is a bulwark against pop, a venue to be scatological in public, a rent in the social fabric. It's also shockingly middlebrow, very white, and masculine to the point of camp. (Keenan described noise grandpa Merzbow's guitarmy recordings as a "series of endless money shots.") Its anti-PC slant usually masks a pathology no deeper than the desire to act like a seventh-grader in public, but occasionally spills into real fascism or nihilism. Needless to say, it's very insular."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought we were over that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

if you live in your mama's basement you are a helluva lot more insular than any "noise" artist.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that Harvell?

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer, stirring again.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

elton john is the worst. billy joel has some redeeming qualities.

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...) (webmail), April 2nd, 2005 12:18 AM. (theoreticalgirl) (later) (link)

― absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i wholeheartedly disagree, moron! why do people like billy joel? at least elton john is gay.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 4 April 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

billy joel is a sad white man who fucks supermodels....

― absolutego (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/2977543.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DEED1DB42DD8956490B53862C5C2694362

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

dean reads fleshbot

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know who they are....

― absolutego (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

lauren bush, barb bush, vincent bush

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

he's sassy and they both want it

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

it's funny because he's making the same exact face in another pic:

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/2977547.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DEED1DB42DD89564901A5E78E61C1FB2BC

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/2977519.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DEED1DB42DD8956490B5BBE5E240E9D78D

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Who's his fattey friend?

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

maria conchita alonso

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

What's with the guy in the hot pink shirt? Can keep his mouth closed? He's clearly gagging for it in every pic.

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd alonso her conchita.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

log off, dude.

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

why bother?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

~~log~~jerk off, dude.

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

send pictures dean, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, you don't need pictures of me. just use your imagination!

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

and lube.

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

you can't put your arms around a memory, dean.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Excelsior thread:

Did anyone in this thread ever actually participate in actual youth culture or did you emerge fully formed as aging music nerds?
-- A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (showroo...), May 4th, 2005 6:30 PM. (ex machina) (later)

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), May 5th, 2005 7:31 AM. (Nick A.) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

n/a, are you saying it's funny because it's a music-nerd zinger, or because it's actually JW kicking his own ass?
-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), May 5th, 2005 7:33 AM. (popshots75`) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It's funny because it's true.
-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), May 5th, 2005 7:38 AM. (Nick A.) (link)

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

You'd think that someone with the name "popshots" would have a sense of humor, but no.

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

dr. diva's alright! we all got our sore spots - i just freaked on miccio for making a crack about "rockit".

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

the herbie hancock record??

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

that "rockit" is considered a career highlight for that dude is why I will never listen to one of his solo releases.

- miccio

The man will never know the joy of Thrust or Sextant!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

what hath village voice media wrought

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

if it was some singer songwriter shit he'd be all over it. dude's as allergic to beats as geir.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i like that new common single ft. john mayer!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

geir isn't really allergic to beats, he just has this ideology constructed where he's supposed to be allergic to beats. i can't slag miccio easily, his taste is simply too weird and too patently genuine (well, most of the time), even if he likes a lot of music that is complete shit to my ears.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

miccio is like the doofy big brother who will happily eat all your leftover, shitty table scraps every dinner. he is a very good writer with very terrible taste.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i think he's taking the piss re. good charlotte, though. or he just doesn't know anymore, as they say.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

his taste is more suspect then theirs, but I'll take him over eddy/strngohrvll/other random blog types

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

jess has interesting taste!

i find chuck eddy infuriating, and useless as a critic, though.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

he's got interesting taste maybe, but I suspect Miccio of being a decent human being.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i think miccio's great! i certainly didn't mean to imply a nomination for the noise dude enemy list - he's more noise dude than me! i just wouldn't go to any parties where he's the dj and he probably doesn't want to go to any where i'm the dj.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

motion to rescind nomination

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

No one who likes Bon Scott that much can have truly terrible taste.

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Miccio should remain a noise friend. actually I think a party with Miccio opening up for Blount would be a blast.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I really could have phrased that better.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Miccio even though he has questionable taste!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I would totally go see Blount dj!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

and haha I'm listening to the Tommy Boy box set right now, oddly enough (though yeah my fave tracks are like "Ghetto Bastard" and "Kiss You Back" I get points from Moe Dee for sticking to themes)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

your third year to adulthood, still a knucklehead

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

everyone on every single "nicole simpson" thread!! oh so clever!!! picking on nicole!! what a tough target!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

they can all SUCK MY FUC

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Nicole Simpson? Who would say bad things about O.J.'s late wife? Say it ain't so!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

JESSICA!! JESSICA!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed.
TS: Which is creepier? Joe Simpson talking about Jessica's cup size vs ILXors arguing vociferously about the accuracy of Joe Simpson's comments about Jessica's cup size.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

haha you know which. (jody beth rosen = exempt from my wrath)

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know anyone named simpson.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew this creepy guy named Simpson who lived down the street from me and beat his dog.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i've met plenty of smiths, a few jones, a couple nguyens, some chos, chens and kims, but no simpsons.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, and I didn't even notice the Willie/Jessica thread until just a minute ago.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank kogan predicts Kelly Clarkson will place high in P&J because she's got a GREAT ass!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Super Samson Simpson

I am Super Samson Simpson,
I'm superlatively strong,
I like to carry elephants,
I do it all day long,
I pick up half a dozen
and hoist them in the air,
it's really somewhat simple,
for I have strength to spare.

My muscles are enormous,
they bulge from top to toe,
and when I carry elephants,
they ripple to and fro,
but I am not the strongest
in the Simpson family,
for when I carry elephants,
my grandma carries me.

Jack Prelutsky

Read poems about / on: family, strength

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, and I didn't even notice the Willie/Jessica thread until just a minute ago

hmm ... let me sum it up ...

1. WTF?? OMG!! L ... OL?

2. milo rightly points out that she is a stiff and awkward dancer

3. bunch of people who are obv not in touch with their own bodies take this as a jumping-off pt for a long and pointless conversation abt the merits of other people's sexuality.

4. amateurist vs anthony hella pretentious "FITE". anthony stealing gareth's jokes.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 13 June 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

whut?

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

-- That One Guy (Glixe...), June 12th, 2005 11:58 AM. (That One Guy)

open the window, anthony
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), June 12th, 2005 12:28 PM. (Amateur(ist))

i dont (even) know what that means

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), June 12th, 2005 2:36 PM. (anthony)

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 13 June 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i wasn't being pretentious at all!

anthony frightens me.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 13 June 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

ok how about i meant it as "anthony hella pretentious" like as in "al hotel opera" or "adam nordic stunna" or "vahid so real". i am not sure if you are really scared of anthony but i am really scared of dom passantino.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 13 June 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Dom's got the rage, yo

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 13 June 2005 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

OH YEAH

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.trickology.com/media/gametattoo_01.jpg

― brock (brock), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

jon
ian
cutty
ddb
lauren
jaxon
rosemary
hstencil
gygax
jack cole
msp
remy
Dean
tim ellison
Ellsworth M. Toohey
caitlin
daerest rsg
theresa
brock
gear!
sensational sulk
noizem duke
mindinrewind
cozen
mark p
jaymc
Thorjesushoy
nickalicious
scott seward
dominique leone
latebloomer
adam

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

carlos of interpol listed on dustedmagazine.com

8. Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now
I'm not into singer-songwriters (WHAT DOES THIS MEAN) but this man's voice is too beautiful to pass up. Even for someone that hates Liberace.

― brock (brock), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, you forgot Stormy. how could you?!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

oh sit and stormy, the bastard

I knew I'd forget someone!

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I like that you included yourself on that list. I respect and appreciate the honesty there.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is roly-poly careerist MP3 blog douchebag Matthew "Yosser Hughes" Perpetua a Noise Dude Enemy, or just an enemy of all sane rational human beings.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

oh dom, please, he is 100% enemy. search noise threads for his name.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

he might be enemy #1. gygax!, jack cole and i made fun o' that guy before the noize bored was a twinkle in jw's eye.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

he is a buffoon. several of us have a long unfortunate history with him.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I've only just started to develop a history with him. Or at least I would if he had the sac to talk shit about me to my face, rather than behind closed doors on fucking Livejournal of all places.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha linx pls dom!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Better copy and paste it too as people tend to delete that stuff once it gets linked.

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

www.livejournal.com/users/zenith

(not his blog, I should note, and also you need to apply for a "friends" thing)

Dom Passantino really could be one of the worst music critics on the planet earth. He's just so intellectually lazy and contemptuous of artists - the worst example of a person who can only engage with art from the perspective of a bratty consumer. Fuck that guy.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

As opposed to engaging with the art from the perspective of a job-hungry shameless, widely despised by all but the corniest of MP3 blog fuxx, who'd rape his grandmother for a job as an A&R man, hey Matt?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i've never read your criticism, dom, but that's hilarious! you should feel complimented that a man who downloads shit for free thinks you're contemptible for having the perspective of a *cough* "consumer."

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i de-hotlinked that URL FWIW.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, the first thing that came to mind was how he refuses to someone who listens to music as a "consumer" not a, you know, "music fan".

Of course, if you act contemptous of artists then there's no chance that Clap A Hand Says Yes will invite you on their tourbus. :(

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

GOT THE CLAP SAY YES

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I HATE THAT ~~FAT~~ FUCK.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

that twee kid with the blog!

-- ddb (eg0nkru...), July 20th, 2004.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK. THAT. GUY.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i de-hotlinked that URL FWIW.

What's the point?

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

re hotlink it then.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

His livejournal makes me feel like he can't disengage himself from his fanboydom.

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

uhm. where is that lj comment again

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

it is hilarious that he of all people is calling out other things as "tweemo" now. (see: some tweemo movie thread on ILE.)

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

T/S: tweemo vs. joycore

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

But it's slow and melancholy and "literate" and I guess that it works if you're an extreme introvert who gets turned off by hooks because they distract you from your reading and/or sobbing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 July 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I was openly terrified on 9/11. Pants-shitting scared. If you weren't, you were a fool.
I re-experienced a bit of that at about 4:30am my time. It was terrible.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 7th, 2005 9:52 AM. (kenan)

fucking disgraceful!!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even know who matt fluxblog is.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

vahid otm. kenan in need of diaper change shockah

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

yosser hughes!!! omg, roffles

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Orbit

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

and how

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

she seems to enjoy snapping at me (and others) like she's got a bone to pick or something. I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the thread where we post about how much we HATE Orbit.

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 18 July 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

has ilx gotten FUCKING CREEPY lately? (was originally "has ilx become more hostile to women?")

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 18 July 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

the only right a woman has is to make my dinner

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 July 2005 12:25 (nineteen years ago) link

pssst! Carbon! I slept with a 55 year old!
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 18th, 2005 4:04 AM

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 18 July 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin let's love

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

man, what a crazy bitch

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i dunno if sleeping with a 55 year old is ever good unless you're 80 or he's rich

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

even then it's probably only good in the context of your life

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, I love Orbit.
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 18th, 2005 12:37 AM. (kenan)
Aw shucks, Keeennnaaannnn! Bring your turntable hither!

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 18th, 2005 12:43 AM. (Orbit)

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, as bad as she is now she's way better than she was a few summers ago.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Monday, 18 July 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Michael FUCKING Costello.

GUH, TAKE A FUCKING NAP

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

How does the Noise collective feel about anthony easton??

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this the guy who starts very "intellectual" threads but ruins them by posting as if he's always hurrying out the door?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm befuddled by him; nonplussed, if you will

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

he seems to think ams has an anti-gay agenda re: cinema

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

he likes COCKS

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

ORBIT POSTS IN ALL ITALICS:

Instead of concentrating on work, I was having to process all the negativity, abuse, and general bullshit that I witnessed on ILX last night. I am seeing one particular group of people go after anyone who dares to call them out on their intimidation tactics. They even dissed Dee, which is ridiculous.

The point of all this is that this is not usenet, but we seem to have some holdovers, and it is bumming me out. Someone I didn't even say ANYTHING to spent hours insulting and posting porn and telling me to CHOKE AND DIE. It didn't matter that I didn't reply, jon williams, chaki, and dean gulberry were on sadistic autopilot. It really made me think about the human race, who's in it, and what point there is of living in a world made of these people.

My birthday is tomorrow and I really don't even feel like celebrating. These people have become a metaphor of life. There is no communicating with them on any rational level--what's the point? Is that all there is?

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), July 21st, 2005 12:21 AM. (Orbit) (later) (link

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i read it like a stage whisper

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm only on autopilot :(

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.professionalchef.com/front/DeepToques/hotgossip.htm_txt_SG00011A.gif

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.peggylee.com/pics/covers/peg241.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ORbitFFLE

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

gah, turn off the fucking computer and go outside

where are all these fights with orbit happening?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

that's a great lp, by the way

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:30 (nineteen years ago) link

dude whoever said orbit is better than she used to be is kind of OTM no matter what, i mean the only reason the woman showed up here and started posting was to stalk her ex and his new gf and accuse them of stealing her car or some weird shit like that, it was horrifying. she went completely insane on me when she first started for pointing out that marilyn monroe was not a fatty, ffs. the more you duders ignore her the better cos seriously i think she masturbates to people telling her to go fuck herself.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

she still goes after "the ex's new gf" fwiw

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah i noticed that on occasion still too. i just think ilx should shun her, the way the amish do to their crazies.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

went completely insane on me when she first started for pointing out that marilyn monroe was not a fatty

arghahahaha I remember that!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

DETAILZ PLZ

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

oh orbit ruined this thread someone started about marilyn monroe, c/d by going on her typical fatties are the only real women spiel and i argued with her on the point, that i mean, fucking look at marilyn monroe first of all, she was not obese. so i used my fashion science, right, and was explaining to her that clothes in the 50s/60s, the sizing is completely different than it is now. marilyn monroe wore a size 12 but a size 12 in the 60s is equiv to like a size 6 or 8 today because CLOTHES PEOPLE MAKE LADIES SIZES BIGGER TO MAKE FATTIES HAPPY THAT THEY CAN SQUEEZE INTO A 14 WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WEARING A 20. so she like started freaking out and insulting me and implying i was disgusting cos i wear a size 2 oh noes, so i found a website that had marilyn monroes actual measurements on them, which were not that much bigger than my own personal ones, which i think i posted as well, and she totally lost her shit completely, like head exploding style, all false sense of illusions shattered because some freaking dead actress is not a fatty.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i could search for the thread, i think even spencer chow was mean to her on it and, like, spencer is mean to no one.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I meant about her ex.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha omg you didn't know about that? i thought everyone did. she kept accusing him of stealing her car. she even managed to drag ned raggett into the fight for fuck's sake.

do a search on orbit, elvis telecom, and jbr.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do white people have a problem with fat girls?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

you were so otm on that monroe thread, ally.

i had no idea about the ex thing, but then, i have no idea about most of what goes on here (happily) (huzzah) (;-)) (excelsior) (my good man) (billy corgan quote) (etc.).

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i got inexplicably dragged into that whole debacle because orbit said something weird and creepy about me to ned, who then freaked out and kept bothering me about it and then it turned into i didn't say that, another girl said it according to orbit and it all went downhill from there. i have no idea what i had to do with it besides having met a couple of these people, once!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

OH I KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT I CONFUSED ORBIT AND DEE!!!! ROFFLE

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man I had no idea about any of this! but then again i only came on here when i was drunk one time and started posting about the Cubs' playoff run ("success finally! eat a dick, florida, haha!") something like that : (

orbit's 'backup' seems limited to a small handful of similar self-aggrandizing sorts, eh

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

dee = texas (?) duran duran fan
orbit = oc garage rock nutter

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

worst music you have pretended to like to impress hopeless crush?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahaha omg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"go to hell, troll bitch from jersey"

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Rah, what an awful personage! Gadzooks, indeed!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

It is hard for me to comment further, but there are clearly some people on ILX who are genuinely mentally ill and would do better not participating in something like this for their own sake.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

most unfun

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe someone made Spencer flip out.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"haha and you give a blow by blow of every blowjob."

jody=awesome

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I was going to say there is a bunch of off the board context, but Ally pretty much pointed out most of it.

And the Marilyn Monroe thing! Ugh, when feminists tell other feminists how to be proper feminists.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

feminists should do more coddling.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

dee has never had a bf

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

feminists should do more curdling.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I haerd that Hilary Clinton and Jodie Foster are secret feminists.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.apta.com/sister/images/suggested_image.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i sort of lump dee and man-dee (wait are they the same person?) and orbit and some other people whose "names" i forget, together as unhappy women who have a boring sense of humor and don't really have much to say except to "support" each other and make winky faces and reveal horrible childhood traumas.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the 'talk about being fat and sad' club

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

that may be a total mischaracterization of what their posts are actually like but that's how i've categorized them in my brain. somehow i feel like luna is in there too, but i also feel vaguely bad for that, but i have no idea why.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

mandee's cool!

but yes there is a certain sect that bands together on ilx that has rubbed me the wrong way, moreso in recent weeks based on what i will only vaguely describe as the proximity of attention-seeking threads to threads about someone dying.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

also they hate men.

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm fat

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

so wait are dee and mandee the same person?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

mandee lives in colorado and is pretty cheery. dee lives in texas and is not.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah dee is way sadder

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

don't even talk shit on mandee, jw will ban u for LIFE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i like mandee.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

At least she's not a Republican anymore. I think.
xpost about dee

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

it makes me realise that there's a whole swathe of ILX i never even register. which is fairly comforting.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

if you dodge the "flirting" and "this is the thread where i blah blah blah" threads, you should be fine

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just going to say that ... those threads are practically a spin-off of ILX. The coddling that happens here on the Noise Board is nothing compared to what it is on those threads.

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

unfortunately the site admins took away the "create a new board" function which are great for subcommunities (eg "picklenoize" and baseball boards which used to dominate threads on ILE and ILM).

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't mind those threads, but i ignore a lot of the stuff on 'em, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i have never opened one of them, to my knowledge.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

wow crazy shit. jbr is great. mandee seems cool too. i'd take her out of amst's list and replace her with mas0nic fucking boooooooooommmmmmm

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(xp) i mostly just read them b/c my friends post on them.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

nobody's on my "list." i didn't mean to imply that. i was just sort of thinking out loud. jody is awesome of course.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

JBR is awesome! So is Mandee!

CODDLIN'

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost - the Amateur(ist) shitlist does not exist!

(i was just referring to your "lumping together" thing, which was pretty otm)

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

also:

2) people who post lots of pictures of themselves
3) british people who probably have 400 eddie prevost albums

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

4) people who IM a lot

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Who's "Eddie Prevost"?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really feel like I have any "enemies". Sorry

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Eddie Prevost is one third of AMM (an ex third now since he's fallen out with Keith Rowe). i can't imagine many ILMers with lots of Prevost albums except Marcello and maybe Julio.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 21 July 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

those woulda been my two guesses also

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Julio is a sweet guy.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i wasn't listing "enemies"! i was just thinking of more categories of ilxors that i have in my head.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the enemies thread!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

dee is sort of the jean teasdale of ilx.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

substitute "mom" for "hubby rick."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

What?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

*hugs*

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I too didn't have a childhood sweetheart, though it satisfies me
greatly that several individuals from my childhood who made it hellish
are so insignificant that they don't even show up on Google. And while
I was doing the Google thing, I found out a couple of high school
classmates of mine who were cool with me are doing some pretty cool
things themselves these days. Ha ha, YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE, etc.
-- Many Coloured Halo (newromanti...) (webmail), September
26th, 2004 6:14 AM. (Dee the Lurker) (later) (link)
Define cool.

-- adam. (adamr...)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

who is stoner guy?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

so who is aja? is that a real person? has this been determined yet? i appeal to you to answer these questions.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

is he the same guy who started the thread about wanting to hear craaaaaaaazy psych like chrome and the butthole surfers? seemed like the same guy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

there were pictures of aja with her mom on ilm. dressed up for halloween.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Stoner Guy is some guy.

Aja is BurmaKitty's daughter. She is real. Kyle saw her at a show. Kyle is another ILXer who you also may not know, but he is real also.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Stoner Guy the same as That One Guy, the brother of Michael Costello?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Wasn't there also someone named Dude, with an e-mail address like greekeyebrows@msn.com?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

it's all so confusing. i want to hate the right person.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Stoner Guy, Dude/Greek Eyebrow, Michael Costello, Mr Snrub...

All of these people seem interchangeable to me. I hate them all. Forget what I said about no enemies.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i feel like i'm years behind you all. who are we talking about? who is michael costello? i get him mixed up with michael white. michael white seems super nice.

so aja is real? some of her posts really don't read like those of a 14-year-old. why does her mom let her post here? why do we let her post here? isn't her mom some kind of ex-cop mission of burma groupie whose ex-husband also used to post here or something? i vaguely rememebr some kind of "burmakitty" meltdown a few years ago.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i only hate Michael Costello and that guy that started the Phish sound like the Boredoms thread. he started peeping through my site and posting pictures of me all over ILM. total crépe

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

that i.m. guy was pissing me off the other day. abd i hardly ever get pissed off. and, yes, i know he gave you all 14 cd post-punk boxed sets. i don't give a shit. he doesn't drink or watch t.v. and he hates people who buy rekkerds in thrift stores. he is the anti-me.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Michael Costello is this 18 yr old from Jersey who starts 15 threads a day about really dumb shit and he has terrible taste in music. totally ADD/manic

MichaelCostello1's "Top 25 Albums of 2005 (so far)" (Not really a question)

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

michael white seems super nice.

He is the DEVIL!

I'm kidding, he is nice. You could meet him and speak French and hate England together.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

if only we all just had geir to beat on.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't imagine having a top 25 albums of the year in june.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i only have the capacity to remember and profile about 50 ilxors or so. a lot of the 2004 people and almost all of the 2005 people remain a mystery to me because i have not been accepting new users for quite some time. i'm totally fine with that; it would be weird to feel like i had to 'keep up'.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 21 July 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

there is another michael white who has posted on this very board (under a nickname).

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i sort of feel like testing my knowledge and rattling off everything i know about other people who post here (aside from the ones i see socially in chicago i guess). i'm not going to, but it would be a pretty brief exercise anyway.

for instance i think adam is married, his wife is american and he is english, he lives in the bay area (?), um i don't know what he does for a living. but he is very nice. i think he may be jewish.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Wasn't there also someone named Dude, with an e-mail address like greekeyebrows@msn.com?

OMG I HATED THIS FUCKING GUY.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark P is not accepting any new users at this time. Please try again soon!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ok anthony easton really bugs sometimes because he is like the grad school version of those kids who log onto ILE to ask for help with their history or civics homework: "could somebody tell me how congress is elected thanks" "where does money come from thanks"

it's not like his questions are trite but it's like he takes step one and leaves the hard thinking to everybody else. i think up hard-to-answer questions all the time, but i'm not going to post them to ILX and take credit for it like it makes me hegel or something.

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

is he actually in grad school?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

what bugs me most about his posts is that he presumes that these grad-school theoretical concepts are actual real things, he doesn't use them *as* theoretical concepts that help one understand actual phenomena. "boy the male gaze in this soap dish is really grossing me out."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

for instance i think adam is married, his wife is american and he is english, he lives in the bay area (?), um i don't know what he does for a living. but he is very nice. i think he may be jewish.

You have MET me and I have told you all of these things to your face! Nonetheless, right on all counts. And it is nice that you remembered.

What do I do for a living? Trust me, it doesn't matter. Could be anything.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

He doesn't even know who you are!!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Amateurist

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Anthony is applying to grad school.

It really bothers me how much I know about people on ILX sometimes! I don't really care, for the most part.

xp haha

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

If I remember correctly, Gygax! makes sponge nose guards for porpoises.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know what that means!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Jack Cole

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

purposeful disingenuousness.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I read an article about porpoises putting sponges on the end of their noses to protect them when foraging. I'm just trying to help you open up a new market -- imagine all the designer sponges you could sell to make the lives of millions of porpoises better.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

~~Jack Cole~~

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Aja is BurmaKitty's daughter. She is real.

I don't care. In my heart, I know that she's vassifer incarnate.

I'd talk more about who Nowell is, but I DON'T WANT TO GET TO BANNED FROM THE NOIZE BOARD HINT.

Too many Adams on this board. For some reason, I get mookieproof confused with them as well.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck you dude, i don't go onto your threads and start going "hehheh BLACK DOUCHE" "SELL SOME MORE [controversial moderator edit], [controversial homophobic edit]." maybe i should though.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

true, you only do that on Tim Ellison's threads.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i deleted hstencil's post which referred to my job title and employer from 3 years ago.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

how about i delete the post you made which refers to where i fucking work now, asshole???

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Um, that wasn't referring to you, but rather on-topic ENDLESS BOOGIE, dude!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

dude i work at matador you dumbshit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

act more like children

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll let gygax! take the lead on that, caitlin, since he can't stop when someone asks nicely.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway this is more fun than that boring shit about orbit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The only good thing about Orbit is that RJG and I became friends after we starting posting Total Recall TWWOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEKS pictures and a couple of Kathy Bates in Misery pictures after every post she made. She wrote some delusional diatribe about how me and my gang were threatening her because all the pictures we posted were from violent movies where bodily harm was inflected on women and we should be kicked off. We just kind of thought she looked like the two weeeeeeeeeks woman and Kathy Bates.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil, please stop threatening me with bodily harm and treating me like a sex object, you man

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

sure thing, crumpet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

make up you guys :(

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll kiss him, but no tongue.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Where's Aja?

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

xxxxxpost - hahahaha those Total Recall pics are my favorite part of the Orbit hatred thread

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it funny if I really do like ENDLESS BOOGIE? Sorry for the bad pun, h!

It might have been funnier if you didn't work with those guys (maybe).

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link

funny involves humor, and knowing when the joke's run its course.

i don't see why it's so "fair" for you to bring up where i work, the people i hang around and consider friends, as jokes, though. especially when i jokingly asked you to quit and you were either not polite enough or not smart enough to take the hint.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Had you started this thread before you worked at Matador (I thought you told me you worked for BG?), I would have STILL mentioned the art department from Matador. Please do not take personal offense at what is common knowledge for such an obscure band. Same goes for Air Traffic Controllers. It's truly about them, not you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i just would've liked you to quit when i asked. i quit when you asked me to stop trashing tim, can't you extend me the same courtesy?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

HUG IT OUT, BITCHES!

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think you understand. There is nothing negative in pointing out that Endless Boogie's connection to the art department at Matador. There is no reason to be offended.

But seriously, the horse is dead, how long do we want to pulverize it?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

you called them ENDLESS BOURGIE as if you're somehow working class or something. because us wage slaves go to japan all the time, really. i asked you to quit, you didn't. you bring up where they work, with the implication that there's something bad, or that i'm hyping the records to sell more of them (which would is hilarious since they're sold out). as if your job isn't dependent on sales (on a much larger, global scale) too. then you get offended when i treat you exactly the same way, since i figure that was the only way to go since you couldn't get a none-too-subtle request on my part. and then you bring up tim ellison, as if he has anything to do with it! really, dude, the passive-aggressiveness doesn't suit you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

and regardless of however you may have pissed me off, i'd never ever put you on the enemy list.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

well i think you're being very sensitive and drawing this out into something not very worthwhile by inferring quite a few negative things from totally harmless intentions. i already apologized before upthread but i'm gonna apologize one more time and I hope that shuts the door on this.

I am sorry that I made a poor pun out of the band name and mentioned their connection to the place where they work!

and by jokingly putting you on the enemy list (as I did Amateurist and Jack Cole earlier this evening although that's wayyyyyyyyy upthere now).

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

that is the first time you apologized, and as such, i will accept it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it funny if I really do like ENDLESS BOOGIE? Sorry for the bad pun, h!
It might have been funnier if you didn't work with those guys (maybe).

-- gygax! (gygax0...), July 21st, 2005 7:13 PM. (gygax!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

if that reads like an apology to you, well...

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF just happened here?

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Friday, 22 July 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd talk more about who Nowell is, but I DON'T WANT TO GET TO BANNED FROM THE NOIZE BOARD HINT.

?!?!?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost rough websex

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what to think:

What does it mean if I pee blood?

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Friday, 22 July 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

creepy x10000

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, i was just being silly! of course i remember meeting you and you telling me about your life and that one time you b--. no, i guess i won't go there.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF just happened here?

http://www.tomtwine.com/psc/springer_catfight.jpg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.6ecards.com/cards/cute/cats.jpg http://www.6ecards.com/cards/cute/cats.jpg
http://www.6ecards.com/cards/cute/cats.jpg http://www.6ecards.com/cards/cute/cats.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

woah stence you got the job at M@t@d0r? Cool beans! this thread turned funny. When Skot says he doesn't drink or watch t.v. and he hates people who buy rekkerds in thrift stores. he is the anti-me. .. I kinda think that describes about half of ILX to be honest. Buncha freakin squares.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://associate.com/photos/Christian/Tevye.jpg What does it mean if I pee blood?

http://associate.com/photos/Christian/Tevye.jpg i am scared

ihttp://www.mrsmillersworld.com/whois_bin/ElvaHat.gif could be Nowell faking being someone faking being Jon faking being Nowell.

http://associate.com/photos/Christian/Tevye.jpg What? What are you people talking about?

I have a serious problem.

Okay, so maybe I wasn't peeing.

ihttp://www.mrsmillersworld.com/whois_bin/ElvaHat.gif If Jon was impersonating Nowell all along, he wouldn't just accidentally type Nowell's name and email address above the message, when he meant to type her username and password in the login screen. Being used to logging in as Nowell almost every day, he wouldn't just automatically type her email like that without thinking.
So I think this was just a one-time thing.

http://associate.com/photos/Christian/Tevye.jpg WTF qon't someone school me in the ways of the world so I can grow up to be a a woman???!?!?!?!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah i sorta forgot about that whole jon-is-nowell business.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

TRADITIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa, wtf.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

DID WE FORGET THE TRUE MEANING OF HOW TO NOIZE?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Pat Yourself On The Back Every Time You Manage To Not Mind Something

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really know much about dee, but I always found her manner on ile very pleasant & likeable.

I like most people, as long as they don't hate on progressive rock. Or get all hyper-defensive and start patrolling threads about their favourite canonical band, just in case someone dares not like them, as if yer opinion is a thoughtcrime or something. Actually I like some people who do that, I just find that action kind of annoying sometimes.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M NOT RESPONDING ::PAT::

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually that michael costello guy is kind of annoying, isn't he.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but he's 18. if there was ever a time to be annoying...

some people on ilx don't have that excuse.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link

and he is annoying, don't get me wrong. who was the kid who was starting all those threads late at night on ile about being drunk or on pills? he lived in a hotel or something. or maybe i didn't read it right. so many kooky kids.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:11 (nineteen years ago) link

no that was john daaaaahlem and he was funny.

― carbon (carbon), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

was that him? he still posts on I Love Books.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry Pash! I'm doing better...?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha Dan! I'm not on about you FFS!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i love how everyone is coming here to vent. this is good, people. get it out.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, you're a moron. Sorry.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), June 30th, 2005 11:04 AM. (kenan)

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I mean, either you're cool with it, which means you don't care about her that much, or you're not cool with it, in which case you just end it. BITCHING IS NOT AN OPTION. YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS.
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), June 30th, 2005 11:05 AM. (kenan)

Kenan is a very frustrating individual, what with his absolutes and complete lack of tact.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

He's like...that Tom Cruise rant about post-partum depression drugs, come to life.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

My enemies are Shakey Mo Collier and Brett Hickman. In case you're wondering.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i would just like to note that the noize dudes have been easily the nicest people i have met through ilm, and easily the most normal, too! with many other folks i'm always conscious that i'm hanging out with "internet people," which ain't never fun.

i really want to meet adam. and amateurist.

i really hate many people.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

adam. and amateurist are both really really nice.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Although people like anthony easton can be irritating at times, I have trouble getting really mad at them (except for when he insults amateurist for criticizing his personality quirks (though to be fair, criticizing others' personality quirks is one of amateurist's personality quirks)) because to me they are the "characters" of ILX. Not implying a deliberate self-fictionalizing, but "characters" in the sense that they are these wacky people who I don't understand but that's just who they are and I think they're kind of interesting, albeit in an occasionally frustrating way. Kind of like the neighborhood kooks or drunks. Momus is an exception because his quirkiness feels deliberate.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

most people are fine, really. or just ignorable.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't like candicissima

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah. I am feeling kind of crabby about ILX in general right now which I guess is why I'm posting on the noise board in bits and pieces.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know if it's on-side to say this, but i tend to give anthony a lot more leeway b/c of his condition.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

That "yeah" was to hstencil, not gear.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i like n/a

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks man. Are we "bros" now?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i have always liked n/a. he is a funny dude. i hope one day he and the noize board can bro down.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a nice exchange w/ Alex in SF on the Beatles thread I started the other day. Made me feel a little giddy.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

we're totally bros, bro

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

n/a's all right.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what's anthony's condition?

― dan (dan), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

he has asperger's syndrome. he's talked about it on ilx in the past.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

my girlfriend's dad has that

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

"My enemies are Shakey Mo Collier and Brett Hickman." sayeth the n/a.

shakey i've always respected cause he's of an old school otherboard connection. he's a good guy.

i don't really have enemies too much. although, i can occasionally feel the funk from a few folks. my biggest enemy right now is myself... my in-grown toenail pissing me off. bitch ass toe nail!

so add msp's toenail to the list.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I have people I dislike

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I've met n/a. And amateurist. And Alex In SF.

Tomorrow, I am going to see HUSTLE AND FLOW with Alex In SF. Alex wrote to me to say it is "about the nicest pimp ever!".

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Gygax?

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to meet cutty and ddb and mark p and "jams murphy" and caitlin and msp and tim ellison and jon and ian and nickalicious, maybe gear.

xp and Jack Cole

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

and Rosemary!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

and cprek

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha adam i used that line almost exactly in my review (nicest pimp ever)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

also, i met you

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

and dean gulberry and still bevens and AL GREEN

xp-really?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, remember? when i came to san fran?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

that was an xxp!

I remember, really!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i just said that for funny!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ian riese-moraine

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"i'm 18 and i don't need to go to college because i'm already a pretentious twit!"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

did he really say that?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

always, but usually in more words.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i love slocki. and mark p. n/a and i have known each other for years. we never really "got along," but he's good people.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

n/a locked his cat away just for my visit, which was extremely considerate. He didn't have to!

(yes, I eat cats)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://alf.disim.com/photos/album/alf/alf.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

now i'm picturing alf doing yoga.

...weird.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ianreese whoever, yeesh

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i like everyone on teh noize board.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"ian reese-moraine" is the ultimate emo singer name.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought yancey and I were best buds. All those hours in the basement radio station were for naught. :(

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

sounds hot

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

are you joking nick? i remember us sparring over dumb shit!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I know what he means though. He made me...uncomfortable.
xpost

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

uh oh

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't remember sparring over anything except for shitty music but I have a bad memory.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Virginia Dentata

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"maybe gear" wtf! roffle

i need to give adam a bro-hug and a noogie

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

well yeah! what else was there to talk about? ok. we are buds again.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

talk shit about the vehicle birth and yanc3y will have your balls.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know who that is but it sounds funny

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the noise board. people like anthony are why I get frustrated with stuff on ILX, they are like people in college who have read one book on gendering language and are like let me point out the oral fetishes in a Tender Vittles commercial.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i love them! do you hate them cutty?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i like them! i played a show with them once.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty, did you get groupies?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

a lot of the people who i liked that posted on ilm don't post there anymore. which is a bummer. like yancey for instance.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think i really dislike anyone on ilx, i guess i mostly ignore people who bug me or who make millions of stupid jokes or are jerks or whatever... but i like everyone on this thread!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

and yet i'm still on ilm all the time cuz i'm a fucking moron. and i get so bored here on this rock.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty, did you get groupies?

yes!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to live on an island, I liked it!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

hello. i am listening to patty smyth. does she actually sing "your eyes touch me physically"?

i used to get yanc3y and tr. hand confused because they both seem really nice and smart. i still don't know where tr. hand is living now -- i think he was in the uk or france for awhile?

i didn't realize that anth. easton actually had a syndrome. now i feel bad.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

wow:

By definition, those with AS have a normal IQ and many individuals (although not all), exhibit exceptional skill or talent in a specific area. Because of their high degree of functionality and their naiveté, those with AS are often viewed as eccentric or odd and can easily become victims of teasing and bullying. While language development seems, on the surface, normal, individuals with AS often have deficits in pragmatics and prosody. Vocabularies may be extraordinarily rich and some children sound like "little professors." However, persons with AS can be extremely literal and have difficulty using language in a social context.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I also had no idea, wow indeed.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

you should put that in your canarchive.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

what i have seen with AS is a literalness that effectively kills any sort of sense of humor. there is also an obsession with quantifying everything (my gf's dad used to be a math professor, and is now a computer programmer) and music, which is apparently common to the syndrome.

funny vehicle b1rth note: i was at their last show in dc, and ian mckaye, dave grohl, j. robbins, travis morrison, the dudes from smart went crazy and other people i'm forgetting were all there. everyone loved em except for people who actually buy records. so sad.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

tracer hand lives in brooklyn, in my neighborhood.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought everyone knew anthony had AS!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm surprised that anyone with AS could do a crtitical theory course, really.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i may have known in the back of my mind, slocki, but if you had asked me point-blank, i wouldn't have been able to tell you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean people with AS tend to find it difficult to see connections between things and how one thing can affect another other than physically. it also tends to be linked to an inability to understand irony, for example, or metaphor, or complex language.

A person with Asperger syndrome may be confused or frightened by a statement like 'she bit my head off'. In order to help a person with Asperger syndrome to understand you, keep your sentences short - be clear and concise.

While they often excel at learning facts and figures, people with Asperger syndrome find it hard to think in abstract ways. This can cause problems for children in school where they may have difficulty with certain subjects such as literature or religious studies.

xpost to myself

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm surprised that anyone with AS could do a crtitical theory course, really.
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), July 22nd, 2005.

i guess it depends. someone with AS can be the perfect candidate for such work. obsessed by their interests. highly mathematical/logic oriented. often likely to see things with different perspectives because they're perceptions can fall outside normal. i see your point... but...

i know an 8 year old with asbergers... dude knows hobbitses amazingly. talk your ear off. he'll ask you about elven bathing habits. "what color shampoo do you think they prefer?"
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

early ilxor/music journo r0bin c@rm0dy also had aspergers. i didn't often agree with him but his voice and arguments were always interesting, nuanced and welcomed. anthony's writing style is a little more disconnected and his politics are (obviously) very different, but i think he's just as interesting a contributor, even if i don't always follow him.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

That's interesting, because I think Amateurist got riled up by Carmody as well. (I hope he doesn't mind me pointing that out, it's merely an observation)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

he should call himself aspergist!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

assburgers

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

funny but robin and anthony both seem really keen on "interpretations" of art that seem really dubious and farfetched (not to say trite and unconvincing) to me. robin always wrote about pop songs as if they were political statements. "this swing out sister single is emblematic of the failure of labour's social proposals of the mid-1980s."

i guess i find most such interpretive criticism really ridiculous, because it seems less like an honest attempt to connect a work of art to what the audience for that art takes from it, but just a way of mapping novel semantics onto plot elements and so forth in a display of erudition. it also seems totally outmoded (happily) in the academy.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

it's interesting that both robin and anthony have similar tendencies and both have been diagnosed with the same syndrome. it'd take someone smarter than me to figure out how the syndrome relates to the manner in which they've chosen to appropriate the cultural criticism they've come into contact with (in or out of the classroom). but there are obvious affinities. btw there's only one other person on ilx who does this sort of thing (you know who it is) and i don't think he has the same condition.

anyway i have mixed feelings about all this. on the one hand, when robin or anthony post here they're like anyone else. they're part of--and have elected to be part of-- the same give and take as everyone else. so part of me thinks i shouldn't treat them any different than anyone else, and if they post some interpretation of something that i find dubious, i should say so. but if they really are afflicted in some way, maybe i should refrain from responding like that? i dunno.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

btw there's only one other person on ilx who does this sort of thing (you know who it is) and i don't think he has the same condition.

if you're talking about marcello, he had mild asperger's too.

also, the academy?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

no i wasn't thinking of marcello.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

chuck? geir? alex in nyc? you?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

robin carmody is a GREAT writer. the most interesting writer i've read on the internet, by some distance (and yes, he's not without his faults, and he gets things wrong, sometimes, but i'd read him over anyone else)

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

he's obviously very smart, and some of his music criticism was ok, but much of it i found completely and utterly ridiculous, not to say delusional.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

had mild asperger's? like you can get rid of it?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

sebastian chikara?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

not only does it seem like you can get rid of it, it also seems to be speading like wildfire.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I assumed he was talking about MMMMOOOOOMMMMMUUUUUSSSSS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

hi gareth!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

haha that exchange on the "worst music" thread is one of my favorite moments on ilx. i know u all hate jess but whatever.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

uh... actually dudes... autism/asbergers can be "cured"... you can train people how to handle certain situations, etc. sure, they always have the issues, but you can help them become quite highly functioning. that doesn't cure the anomolies they have in their brain, but it does cure the observable symptoms. asbergers being mild autism... and many nerds being perhaps mildly with asbergers. many a joke has been cracked that half of silicon valley has asbergers.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

HAS, sorry.

i can't believe i forgot about momus. thats worse than forgetting about dre.

(xpost i don't hate jess. my feelings about him are echoed by adam's original guide to culture.)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i know YOU don't mark, ur not noize!

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

many a joke has been cracked that half of silicon valley has asbergers.

actually it's not a joke. it's the highest number of people with asbergers there.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Then why am I laughing?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

asperger's

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aspergers_pr.html

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

also: kingfish

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

has asperger's?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

momus has an awareness of how his rhetoric will play/is playing to a given audience that's lacking in the asperger's people i've known, who don't argue for the joy of winding people up.

― dan (dan), Friday, 22 July 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

no one has guessed who i was referring to! i thought it was obvious but i guess not.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean

"i guess-- NOT."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i know

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

what's the differnce between telling people who you're thinking of and waiting til they guess before saying "x guessed right" ?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

is she angry?

― dan (dan), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

jed is cheeky

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

ha, i know who amateurist is talking about (tho I thought Momus at first too)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

no one has guessed who i was referring to! i thought it was obvious but i guess not.

Streling Clever?

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

don't even get me started

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

steely clever

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i think amst is talking about SPARK S.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

though maybe not because SPARK S has a long string of bona-fide accomplishments behind his name and generally makes lots and lots of sense.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 23 July 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even know who SPARK S is (fact)

i did mean starlight cleaver, though

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 July 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oh do you mean mark s?

usually i find parsing mark s's posts (the involved yet radically condensed ones he used to make) ultimately rewarding, also his "interpretations" don't seem to be following overly familiar (well, overly familiar if you're familiar with academic cultural criticism) patterns and he seems to actively wonder about the relationship between a work of art and its audience. i also like his self-deprecating humor and sense of proportion (i.e. he usually qualifies himself carefully). and if you tell mark you have no idea what he's talking about he will try to explain in different terms.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 July 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Starling Clovrice, him and easton were killing me on that mr and mrs smith thread

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 23 July 2005 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost yes that's who i meant - and i agree with you 100% abt how great he is

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 23 July 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Mark S

I met Gareth too.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 23 July 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

you met starlight cloven too.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

yes

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is there anyone adam hasn't met?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i was just recalling the first time i met adam, and i think kyle and saturn sean. steeeerling was there and i was a tad uncomfortable. really tweaky and weird.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, and of course mrs adam

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently i went to college with STRILLING C LOVER and SPENSER CHOW but i never met either of them while i was there.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

looking forward to meeting BAY AREA CRU

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

stop bein nice abt me on the enemies thread

gygax-cole juggernaut to thread plz i need me some feebly gounded hatin

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

ps i like every one inc. jack BAN ME NOW

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i have met mark s and gareth too! but not adam or amateurist. i have interviewed momus, but that was a long time ago.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i meet you all in yr dreams every night but everything i tell you to think will be kept from your waking mind till it's too late

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

um, i've never had a problem with you, mark. you shall not receive hate from me for you have not earned it.

― jack cole, public enemy #12,344,334,978 (jackcole), Saturday, 23 July 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i wish mark would post on i love books. same with momus.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 23 July 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

no prob jack, i am v.poor indeed at this "enemies" malarkey anyway --- i am totally gygax's bitch also and the sentient world knows it

my mum once said "you know when ppl say 'i'm not speaking to so-and-so'? mrs [redacted] annoyed me last week so i decided i Wasnt Speaking To Her and then later i ran into her and chattered away in a cheerful fashion for half an hour before i remember to be annoyed and Not Be Speaking To Her, and by then it seemed a bit late and lame so i just carried on talking"

i am always finding myself trapped as best friends to two foe-people locked into mutual loathing --- it is more complicated fun

maybe if i repeated the observation that jon w's nose is exactly the same shape as his face except upside down, i will get me some prime hatin???

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

actually i bet my mum didn't say "lame"

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think we're really talking about "enemies" at all. at least, i'm not. maybe i should just move to a different thread.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 July 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

If I can move this thread back to its original purpose, does ever-present ILM irritant David R actually write for Pitchfork, or is he one of that new breed of poster who feels the need to defend them everytime their name is brought up since the PFM board starting scouting the threads started about them?

He's rubbish, anyway.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 23 July 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't met Jed or Scott Seward.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

david R?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i've met dom passantino and RJG!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I have met you, but over two years have passed since!

I should come down to London again at somepoint I feel. I've become a more useful ILX participant in the past 24 months.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I've met mark s

I like him a lot

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 23 July 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't want to drink at all as it is, but I wouldn't mind keeping perfectly sober and clear-headed until death.
-- Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), July 23rd, 2005 10:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 24 July 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly i could deal with the guy if it wasn't for his nom de plume(s)

― gear (gear), Sunday, 24 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, I just looked at that Mr and Mrs Smith thread. I'm still wiping the jizz off my monitor.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Sunday, 24 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah it's a doozy

― gear (gear), Sunday, 24 July 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

people with "funny" names

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 July 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

dom, david does write for pfork and is a genuinely great writer

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

dom passantino

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

oh hey, xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

didn't david r register the ilx domain name or something?????

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 24 July 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

yup. dave is a great guy. anyway, i'll defend pitchfork, too, as long as you keep up your disturbingly obsessive vendetta against the site, dom.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 24 July 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

david r has been posting here since it very first started back at greenspun, I think. He is an excellent writer.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Eddie Prevost is one third of AMM (an ex third now since he's fallen out with Keith Rowe). i can't imagine many ILMers with lots of Prevost albums except Marcello and maybe Julio.
-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), July 21st, 2005. (later)

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those woulda been my two guesses also
-- The Amazing Jaxon! (jaso...), July 21st, 2005. (later)

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Julio is a sweet guy.
-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 21st, 2005. (later)

thanks adam - incidentally, I had one eddie perc record, but there wasn't much to sustain my interest so I sold it. solo perc improv is the hardest shit to pull off! however, there's a perc disc of christian wolff compositions (on AMM label matchless) that's really lovely.

same goes with keith rowe's gtr records, something unpenetrable abt it all its a shame those guys have split now (the bk where eddie criticizes rowe and that led to the AMM split was edited by none other than mark s so blame him).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

blame:

http://www.nga.gov.au/warhol/IMAGES/LRG/4447.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

hi Julio! :)

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 24 July 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

RJG, how could you?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

hey jed. btw, not gotten roudn to the new smog or isolee but will do.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

????

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

What he said, little man!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

bromance is in bloom!!

i'm slightly surprised by that description of me upthread!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

NEXT TIME NOISE DUDE ENEMIES TAKE A PLANE TRIP AND LAND UNDER A BUNKER LET'S DO THIS http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/newvideos/UNORIGINAL.CO.UK%20-%20%20Bunker%20Buster%20Demo.mpeg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

christ, what happened around here? I remember those threads from a couple years ago and didn't say what I really thought, at the time. Haven't met any of the people in question and I moved out of Prov RI so I won't be crashing any noiZe parties.

I like anthony easton.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, make a winky face! Talk about childhood trauma! Just like "you people" do!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

FACT: Mandee is responsible for my current "funny name".

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

MANDEE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUNNY FEELING ON ME JOHNSON

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, i don't think i ever looked at this thread before now. i'm a little surprised how much of it is OTM, but really it's just fun to see which of the all-around "nice" posters get annoyed with the same relatively innocuous personality traits that annoy me too.

― not gettin' hassled, not gettin' hustled (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link

We like JBR!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

aw! can i be an honorary noise dude even though i don't post here that much?

― not gettin' hassled, not gettin' hustled (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

The big secret about the noise board is that no one actually really likes noise.

YOU ARE WELCOME ANYTIME, DUDE! :D

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/images/225.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

naw, i just don't post here much because the two main boards keep me busy enough.

― not gettin' hassled, not gettin' hustled (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

JBR is awesome!

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:02 (nineteen years ago) link

yes!

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate everyone who posts on ile film threads, including myself.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, you've got a "funny name", stevem!! sorry about that

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i did not intend to include mandee in the club. mandee rules and she is pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 also

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

mandee and I are friends

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you're right though, 'funny' names ARE stupid.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

; )

I've met stevem, too! he didn't have a "funny" name, in real life

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ally c told me that RJG has hundreds of those little pegs you stick into either end of your corn on the cob

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

WWHOA

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

600

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i read that for a second as jpegs that you stick at the end of your corn.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

r, do you take everyone shopping for your cornpegs?

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 25 July 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, I had forgotten, that we had gone shopping, for them, together!

what a fun time

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i ruined the only set i had, with a duff batch of corn that had cobs like concrete.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 25 July 2005 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

screw or spike?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

stab.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

As 1/2 of the sentient juggernaut named above I hereby declare my issue with Mark S* is his wholesale dismissal of my favorite book(s) of ages 11 and 12 as "frivolously misrepresentative and misguided... completely unrooted in the modern london land-(and sound-)scape".

It is time that I come clean and admit that I cry myself to sleep EVERY SINGLE NIGHT due to this. But I am coping, although I hurt.

* the S stands for "Ssssuper Ssssstinky"

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

A borrible doesn't cry, he comes up with a scheme.

― jack cole, public enemy #12,344,334,978 (jackcole), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i think dissin a book in ref its SOUNDSCAPE is inspired!!

"dickens you say? pah!! putcha head out the window - what do you hear? lots of noises, people, traffic, birds and stuff. now listen to this so-called 'book'?! you hear NOTHING!! even when you shake it it is it is silent!! dickens's writing is COMPLETELY UNROOTED IN THE MODERN LONDON SOUNDSCAPE!! consign him to the flames" *languidly takes another grape*

(plus also i am relieved to report to that acc.google i have never used the word "misrepresentative" in my life!) (ie if i have it is HIDDEN FROM READER VIEW thank goodness!!)

(more surprisingly google also says i have never used the word "unrooted") (but "misguided"? hoo boy...)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate everyone who posts on ile film threads, including myself.

me too :(

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Nickalicious enemy list:

acid reflux
heat indeces over 100 fahrenheit
the Garden State soundtrack

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is kinda stupid.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

in the context of ilx or in the world? (i only agree if you mean in the latter.)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I just read this through for the first time... I guess the difference between talking shit about other people in the real world and talking shit about other people on a message board is that on a message board everyone can actually read what you've said. I guess you say it's actually fairer that way, but maybe there's also a reason why people in the real world gossip behind each other's back; not everyone should hear what their "enemies" think of them. The thing is, many people have a genuine emotional interest to this community, and whether or not that this a good thing, it's nevertheless a fact. That is why I think talking shit about people, especially if they don't really deserve it, seems kinda stupid to me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

kEEP UR FRIENDS CLOSE, bUT UR ENEMIES CLOSER.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Gabba hey [MOD EDIT] don't have your creepy PC log books out here in teh ghetto

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas is this year's Jaymc!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

You think I'll fucking eventually join you? No, I don't fucking think so, thanks for the fucking offer, dickwads.

I wonder what was fucking edited off from the post before last, huh dildos...?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

nothing was.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you're noise whether you like it or not. Your X UNDIE PIX X are the noisest thing on the board, ever.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

There are like 3 people on this thread:

Jon
A couple grumpy Noize Dudes
ILX folx venting

If you're gonna get bent out of line, please address who you're taking issue with.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

bent out of shape i mean.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Gygax, I had a dream I was in an arena with a Pokeman ball, and I summoned you to help me get out!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I rarely remember my dreams but last night I had a dream that my parents kept calling me and leaving messages for me all night long, and that acquaintances of mine got a divorce and threw a party to celebrate.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Yo, you can add dirty words to other people's posts? Yo, can I do that too son?

Gygax, word up, maybe I be a bit shozzled about that vizzenting and grumpiness and how fuckin trifling some of it be. It's a good thing most of da targets aren't up in this bitch too often. As a matter of fact, I think I'm Audi 5 G, payce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I played the Pokemon card game with my nephew yesterday. Whooped 'im with this "bubble spray" or something attack where I got to flip a coin for each energy card I had on my main Pokemon AND all my bench Pokemen. For every time it came up heads, it did thirty points damage, I think. This was truly the deciding factor in my victory.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 25 July 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost: sorry I got drunk, drunk, drunk with admin power. Shan't happen again.

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS!!!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Gygax, are you going to reprimand BSSJ, too?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Europeans in a being sissies shocka!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

wait has anyone actually been mean on this thread since the recent revival? maybe there's something by jon williams, but aside from that.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

WE HATE ALL PEOPLE WITH ASSBURGERS

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Personally I thought it was a fair nuanced discussion for the most part!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

why was the friend list locked, it is an urgent and key addition to the proceedings

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

cant u unlock it?

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i did

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know how to unlock : (

thx chaki!

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 July 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

tuomas, c'mon, arent you sick of all that dramatic, overanalytic, selfcongatulatory bullshit spurting out of the ILE elite beehive circle jerk? those peeps can project, right? knowing someone like orbit is sitting at her computer 23 hours a day, jumping on any bait thrown at her, seething while she hits refresh page every 15 seconds is hilarious. anyone with an emotional investment in ilx needs their ass kicked. and its so easy how can you say no? i like yr loyalty though. sweet taurean/cap trait for sure.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, 25 July 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

THE INTERNET IS SO [MOD EDIT] REAL.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX NEEDS MORE TOUGH LOVE.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

TOUGH LUCK

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Orbit part of the "ILE Elite?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hardly

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.themommyblog.com/ee/images/uploads/tough_love.jpg

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 25 July 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Eddie Prevost is one third of AMM (an ex third now since he's fallen out with Keith Rowe). i can't imagine many ILMers with lots of Prevost albums except Marcello and maybe Julio.

I've got a couple of his albums, but much more AMM. It started with Sonic getting EP to play on a couple of E.A.R. records.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

anyone with an emotional investment in ilx needs their ass kicked.

word

― badass porcelain knives (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

hmm

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps this will make it even worse....
Serious question, Marcello:
I'd like to know how, say this one here:
Judging by your lax grammar and syntax, you should be the last person to complain about artforms (sic) being "unintellectual" (sic). Perhaps you were turned down for a job and are therefore using this thread to vent your envy at people more talented than you could ever hope to be, or people whose lives are so much better, qualitatively and quantitatively, than yours will ever be.

Now fuck off.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), February 5th, 2004 5:35 AM.

-is really any different (besides the fact that I used lax grammar and syntax, and you wrote a nice proper paragraph) than what I did on this thread. It was your first post on that thread, you vehemently disagreed with the opening post, and you said so - none too cordially.

-- From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (aaronh...), October 26th, 2004. (AaronHz)

Moral weight was in my favour.

-- Marcello Carlin, October 26th, 2004.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, i just saw that on a thread. i shoulda put it on the roffle thread.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

rjg, do i need my ass kicked? i haven't had an emotional investment in ilx (i.e. "cared one way or the other") in a pretty long time.

― badass porcelain knives (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't want to kick your ass!

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ASSHOPPER

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Why does Trayce always play the hall monitor?

-- Mendoza Lineman (flembach...), July 26th, 2005

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't want to kick your ass either! ~@~hugglez~@~!!

― badass porcelain knives (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I always thought "hall monitors" were funny but oh well

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't WANT to kick your ass!

j/k

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

funny as in, funny, or, funny.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

ohhhh, funny

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce is really blowing Orbit's mind right about now

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

she's having a nice life!

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

trayce isn't just really blowing orbit's mind

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no, I get it. Your picture was still ironic.

You can still eat me.

-- Paunchy Stratego, July 26th, 2005. (kenan)

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:08 (nineteen years ago) link

SC - theifyoudontagreewithmeyoushouldbebannedelite, dig?

im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)

Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctuate@mommysaidso.org)

You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

KATHARINE, SOME PEOPLE WORK ON WEEKENDS

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

katharine, you are a treat.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's coddle.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Neighbour trouble

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i love how that got locked

― phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm going to have to lock this thread soon.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

can't handle the truth either huh?

― phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

the truth hurts.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I Don't Mind Everything

― phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

why doesn't kate just get a bleeding live journal

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

anyone with an emotional investment in ilx needs their ass kicked. and its so easy how can you say no? i like yr loyalty though. sweet taurean/cap trait for sure.

Er, I certainly wouldn't kick anyone's ass for having an emotional investment - whether or not you think it's stupid, they don't. I think looking at these disembodied pieces of text makes you easily forget that there are real people with real emotions behind them, and some of them care more than others. I think it's rather arrogant and self-centred to judge people because of that. "I don't care, so why should they?"

Also, note that a lot of the folks here know each other and are friends with each other outside ILX too. If I would read the kinda stuff that's posted here about my real-life friends, I'd sure as hell get mightily pissed.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It's understood that things are different if it's a close friend, IRL or online. I'm probably likeable most of the time, but if someone flipped out and started calling me an asshole, then I wouldn't give a crap 95% of the time. When it really comes down to it, that leaves 5% of the posters for which it would bother me if they went ballistic on my online ass. That's what people are saying on this thread (I think).

To paraphrase: having an emotional investment in certain people on ILX is totally different from having one on the whole of ILX.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

actually despite being horribly annoyed by many people on ILX, I like everyone and would probably get on well with most of them. there are key exceptions but the one I dislike the most probably hasn't even registered on anyone else's radar (it's just a lurking baiter).

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

To paraphrase: having an emotional investment in certain people on ILX is totally different from having one on the whole of ILX.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoops!

To paraphrase: having an emotional investment in certain people on ILX is totally different from having one on the whole of ILX.

Certainly, but if you put down certain ILXors, whether you think they deserve it or not, don't feel surprised if those with an emotional investment in them jump to their defence. Because someone (maybe a "noise dude enemy") linked this thread to ILE, people like Dee have now read it, and I don't blame them if they're upset. Because the people dissed here rarely visit the noise board you may have had the chance to vent as much as you like, but the cat's out of closet now. As I said, a thread like this is like talking behind someone's back, but with the unfortunate chance that that someone may find out what you've said. So maybe from now on it's better to say what you wanna say straight to the person in question. Or at least discuss these things more privately.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

who gives a shit if "dee the lurker" is upset?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

dee's alright by me see, because she likes cut copy and tim duncan. i wish she wouldn't be down on herself in ilm music discussions like she is (she'll go on about not being as much of an expert as the writers on there). i mean shit has she ever read what 'music expert' xhuxk eddy says?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you guys done yet? We wanna make of you when you leave.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is pretty juicy OK, enough's enough

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I see people getting really fucking worked up about stuff in the last few days, and I have no idea what the fuck they're on about most of the time!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay Jon, I'm off, you can continue.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM LAUGHING ON TEH INSIDE

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

cut copy and tim duncan?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

As I said, a thread like this is like talking behind someone's back, but with the unfortunate chance that that someone may find out what you've said.

AHAHAHAHA, nobody who posts here thinks that they're posting in complete secrecy.

OK, I'm done with the high school shit also, now make fun if you wish.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

7:18 AM, 26 Jul 05 Message 6038807 on "Pat Yourself On The Back Every Time You Manage To Not Mind Something" edited by It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (trolling)
7:19 AM, 26 Jul 05 Message 6038837 on "Pat Yourself On The Back Every Time You Manage To Not Mind Something" edited by It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (trolling)

[blah blah etc etc]

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, please DNFTT as this is my special anger-management board for blowing off steam in a non-destructive way.

-- It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (masonicboo...) (webmail), July 26th, 2005 8:38 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/hulkangry.jpg http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/hulkangry.jpg http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/hulkangry.jpg http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/hulkangry.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

You're not sorry.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

marcello thinks he's a humanist!!! hilarious!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco- for not trying hard enough.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

not trying hard enough to do what?

― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, please DNFTT as this is my special anger-management board for blowing off steam in a non-destructive way.

why do you need your own board for that?!? write it in your journal! or on a post-it! wtf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I've tried flaming right back, with obviously disasterous results. I've tried withdrawing from the immediate situation and noting my thoughts privately elsewhere (as suggested by my anger management counseller) - with the results that various trolls followed, unprovoked and uninvited, and continued their harrassment there.

internet message board = NOT PRIVATE

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

SO DR.

I GOT IN A FIGHT ON THE INTERNET TODAY

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

TAKE TWO AND CALL ME IN TEH MORNING

- DR. G

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

wow - what a hidden gem...

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, Carey! Maybe nobody's reading the ILM Believer thread, I'm even annoying myself on that one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

cut copy and tim duncan, yep! actually other than that i like dee because her opinions about music seem sincere and uninformed by the prevailing winds that usually result in a mad rush of pazz n joppers simultaneously crying out, 'o wow independently of one another we've all arrived at the conclusion that this fairly good M.I.A. album is the best of the year!' i did however disagree on her runaway bride rant on ILE.

xxxxpost

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

anger managament counselor? that sounds expensive

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

the britishes have a VERY FANCY national health care system that gives them whatever they want for free, even breast implants, vaginoplasty, and anger management counseling

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

but no dentists?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't kate aka "cobwebs in the vagina" .... AMERICAN?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

but no dentists?

There have been a number of threads about this!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

she has lived in america, but no, i think she actually is british.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

she has lived in america, but no, i think she actually is british.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), July 27th, 2005 11:30 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Actually, come to think of it... I've been so ashamed of America lately that it would be better to say "Yeah, I'm from Upper New York Province, Canada"

-- Citizen Kate (masonicboo...) (webmail), November 10th, 2003 12:04 PM. (kate) (link)

FAKE BRITS

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

FAKE CANADIANS TOO

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I noticed that your email address ends in .ca. Clearly being a full blood Canuk is a requirement for this!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that .ca stands for Cameroon.

http://www.crwflags.com/art/countries1/cameroon.gif

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost - or he's a draft dodger!

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG! THEY BOTH HATE FREEDOM!!!

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

HAT FREEDOM

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://bandsforfreedom.com/shop/images/hat.freedom.med.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link

https://secure.horizon.bc.ca/~kwallace/images/dvdcover1.jpg

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.thoseshirts.com/images/rect-commies.jpg

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

kate is american, of that i'm fairly sure.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

So this is really asking for trouble, but am I just so minor as to not even be worth mentioning or do I just escape enemy listing by virtue of my willingness to say fuck all?

Even though I'm a bit of a puss and a "everybody-let's-get-along" back patter? I'm eating dinner at work at midnight. With a glass of Johnny Walker Black. Is I noise yet?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

BBBBUT her email address ends in .UK!!!!!!!!!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

only if your dinner is a burrito and your johnny walker black is actually a joint xpost

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

dinner is pasta and tiramisu and jwb is jwb.
Don't mind me. I'm just static.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

forks, why should we be talking about you?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Nevermind me cutty, that was the fourth JWB talking.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

hi forks! I am trying to figure out if if I've ever met you or not.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think you're noize but it doesn't necessarily make you a noize dude enemy. just behave, ok?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 28 July 2005 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I aspire to being the Switzerland of ILX.
(insert cuckoo joke here)
'Tokyo', I don't really know anyone so I doubt we've met. Hi anyway!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

All Along The Clickcount

what a douche.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

who's that?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

some dude harassing me on the jandek thread. apparently i care!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

tonyblair

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

COMPLETE douchebag - stence otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

gareth otm

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

well, Forks, I think I've walked down the street you live many times, so who knows.

(you live on Mercer Street? or near by it?)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Tokyo, um, nope. I live in Jersey City.
Perhaps you have me confused with someone else?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"go to hell, troll bitch from jersey"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe he is actually jandek

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i hold opposite views to the noise board

-- charltonlido (...), August 2nd, 2005 12:56 AM. (gareth) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

perhaps you should read a thread more closely, jaymc

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago) link

oh i'm kidding gareth. :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc
charltonlido

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Yr Grande Lube

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago) link

gay bul rer end

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i am perturbed and disquieted (though not by d.gulberry, esq)

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I was looking at I Love Books (yeah, yeah I know) and found this. How fucking smackable is this guy.

ok so a friend recommended james hynes' "the lecturer's tale" which is like david lodge but more bitter apparently and i will read it eventually. it occurs to me that i don't have a good list of diversionary reading -- i.e. i hardly read books for just "entertainment" anymore. so this thread is where people recomend fun silly barbed things that are the lit equiv of silly fun trashy movies. things that aim low and hit the mark and don't make me wince at their sentences.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...) (webmail), July 31st, 2005.

― the true meaning of crispness (pr00de), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't find that particularly smackable, but when i met him a couple years ago, i found engaging with him rather frustrating.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

also, why apologize for reading i love books? noise dudes read, don't they?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Sterling is awesome!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Dan Perry

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

sterling's great. search 'picket fences' and 'sterling' on ile for laffs. also apparently if he shows up at a fap he hits on the ilxchixors really overboard - but shit who can blame him? this place is titsburgh!

xpost - dan otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I like Sterling too.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

remember when the pope visited cuba?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"titsburgh" remains to be seen.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i think he means the male ilxors

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

perpetua?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck you guys, im going for pretend tea

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, I live on the same block as Comfort and eat there on the regular. We should meet up and talk music.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), April 13th, 2005. (Forksclovetofu)

You totally live near Mercer Street! I knew I wasn't going crazy.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway, TITSBURGH??

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

titsburgh.jpg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Save as Titsburgh.html

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Two pickets to titsburgh. Get it? Get it? Gahahahahaha!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

favorite sports team? the Titsburgh Feelers

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Titsburgh

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Tokyo, I live on Wayne St.
Are you gonna stalk and rape me?
Can you wait till I talk to my parents about this first?
Call me.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, too busy stalking other people.

One of my knitting acquaintances just moved to Wayne St.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

are you required by law to use the word "rape" every day????

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://secretword.ytmnd.com/

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

that screaming loop is the best new music ive heard in a while.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

My mother didn't like the performance of "Only the Lonely" because it was too slow! Meh.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (eastern_mantr...), June 10th, 2005.

I haven't bought Songs to Remember yet (I'll see how I like "The Sweetest Girl" before picking it up), but my mother still has the single for "Wood Beez" in the collection of what few records she has left (and she owned Cupid and Psyche 85).
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), January 8th, 2005.

And this was not an April Fools' joke as my mother and I saw it, too.
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), April 1st, 2005.

The first album my mother thought of when I asked her what some of her favourite albums were: Shriekback - Oil and Gold!

But my mother's really young so I don't think that counts...
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), April 7th, 2005.

I despise mobile phones, and will never own one.
I loathe them, too, but my mother ventured to buy me one. Yeesh. I'm so unappreciative.
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), March 29th, 2005.

Admittedly, I can barely watch it myself -- I'm just in stunned horror, as is my mother who absolutely worships Michael Hutchence.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (eastern_mantr...), July 12th, 2005.

I was listening to some Yma Sumac song a few months ago and my mother heard the entirety of it while she was sorting out her closet and she said, "The music's great but her voice is terrible." WHAT?
-- Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (eastern_mantr...), May 27th, 2005.

I only have the six song EP. It's really quite pleasant, but funnily enough I once listened to it twice over in the car with my mother and my former love interest and none of us realised it until "I Don't Care If You Go" started for the third time!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (eastern_mantr...), June 24th, 2005.

Hari, don't tease us like that! Nice to see Delta 5...and my mother (bless her heart) found a copy of Return of the Giant Slits and bought it for me. Like most Japanese imports, it was about $28.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine (eastern_mantr...), March 9th, 2005.

Heh, lovebug, my mother not only named me for Ian McCulloch (I have no qualms with this) AND Ian Astbury (...and there I shrug), but my middle name's Nicholas because of Nick Rhodes (my mother's first celebrity crush!). I also have the seventh most popular name in Scotland.
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), November 20th, 2004.

Just finished the Discordo EP...probably their oddest release, and a near-classic. My mother swears that the Pigbag-esque instrumental "Cherry Blossom" sounds like her junior high school band.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine (eastern_mantr...), March 12th, 2005.

Never had any such experience...after all, my father listens to Lords of Acid and my mother was the first person I knew to have heard Korn's "A.D.I.D.A.S." If they were to ban anything, it would probably be crap like modern mainstream country on the account of it blowing donkey nuts!
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), December 23rd, 2004.

Wanted: The Au Pairs - Sense and Sensuality
Got: The Slits - Cut

My mother had borrowed my copy of Sense and Sensuality at the time.
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), December 23rd, 2004.

I remember The John Larroquette Show! I can't remember any of the episodes, but my mother always made tapes of it for my father while he was in jail.
-- Quit glaring at Ian Riese-Moraine! He's mentally fraught! (eastern_mantr...), March 17th, 2005.

I don't mind it. I neither hate it nor adore it. It just gives me too many flashbacks about that fashion programme on E! that my father (who is a hairstylist and was very much into observing hairstyles and fashions and looking at models) used to watch all the time as it always played "Obsession" during the end credits.
Oh, my mother still has the 12" single! I thought so!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (eastern_mantr...), July 6th, 2005.

I spent the day with my mother watching the horrible, horrible fucking MTV/Vh1 coverage (more commercials and harping on about G8 and crowd interviews than music). We kept flipping it half of the time to The Lost Boys and Hart's War.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (eastern_mantr...), July 3rd, 2005.

I recently dreamt that my father and mother could tolerate each other and were friends again (but not dating). My brother and I were not very pleaed with this. Anyway, we were going to take a trip to New York but for some reason had to stop by Orlando (a backtrack, essentially)...we never got past Orlando in the dream, but my father kept listening to Kitchens of Distinction's "Gorgeous Love" on repeat in the car.
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), January 9th, 2005.

My mother and I are watching Jeopardy! and it's the second round and the last three categories are, well, "Joy" Division (where the answer has "joy" in the title), Warsaw (question about the city), and She's Lost Control (about female characters in literature and cinema going nuts).
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), April 1st, 2005.

I'm trying to figure out why exactly I like Roxy Music's debut. My mother hates it...she think it's boring and insipid and Ferry sound horrendous and I think she's quite right...but I am enjoying it anyway. My "rational/logical brain" says I shouldn't and my "irrational and illogical" (and therefore ultimately superior brain, as nothing we do is really supposed to be rational) brain loves it.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine (eastern_mantr...), February 9th, 2005.

The properly remastered/remixed version of Sense and Sensuality (the original was mastered at the wrong speed and two or three semi-tones off according the liner notes) is one of my favourite albums ever and my mother seems to regard it as one of her favourites, too. She borrows it from me every time she goes for a walk.
-- That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), May 9th, 2005.

1998-1999: My tastes went on the decline around this time as my mother's then-boyfriend made fun of my mother and I for listening to Eighties music, and so I ended up listening to tripe like Stabbing Westward, Korn, Sevendust, Metallica, and Days of the New around this time, alongside modern electronica-based music like The Crystal Method, Propellerheads, Sneaker Pimps, Praga Khan, DJ Shadow, and whatnot, plus a few other modern rock oddities like Ben Harper, Joydrop, and Gomez.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (eastern_mantr...), July 6th, 2005.

Happy Mondays had more chart success ("Step On" squeaked into the Top 60 and their other singles did well in clubs and on modern rock stations) but are less remembered Stateside. This is evidenced by my mother having no fucking clue who they were until she heard me listening to "Hallelujah", and then she recognised that song and all the other singles too and has subsequently been borrowing my copy of Pills 'n' Thrills for several weeks.
-- Ian Moraine (eastern_mantr...), January 13th, 2005.

I heard this for the first time the other day and when I was playing it in the living room my mother thought I was playing the new Queens of the Stona Age single. I was completely flabbergasted that she thought it sounded like that and when I finally heard the QOTSA single yesterday I realised that she was right! The melody for the chorus in particular HAD to have been nicked from the chorus of "The Revolutionary Spirit"! It's just too similar for words.
Does anyone else think they owe The Wild Swans a credit? (You can download "The Revolutionary Spirit" from the Renascent label's site, by the way.)
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), April 3rd, 2005.

My mother had Red Vines in California and says she prefers Twizzlers.
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), March 30th, 2005.

Libertarians, as my mother said, are so self-righteous/arrogant/single-minded that they're frequently intolerable.
-- Let's keep the afterbirth and throw Ian Riese-Moraine away! (eastern_mantr...), March 20th, 2005.

Funnily enough, my mother actually bought A Knight's Tale and has watched it several times over.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 4th, 2005.

Do I really need to own Withnail & I
Fuck, if I had the money right now I'd buy it from you. My mother and I want to own it...we could watch it again and again.
-- What we want? Sex with T.V. stars! What you want? Ian Riese-Moraine! (eastern_mantr...), March 31st, 2005.

I always wonder whether there were any HR threads here. My mother swallowed a bug the other day while playing softball, incidentally, and when she came in the door she screamed, "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!"
-- Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (eastern_mantr...), May 24th, 2005.

My mother would never allow me to join the Boy Scouts because they wouldn't allow homosexuals in, although she never explained it to me at the time. I don't mind now that she didn't, though, as I don't think I would've enjoyed being a Boy Scout anyhow.
-- Come, mah county killahs -- Ian Riese-Moraine can't run no MORE!!! (eastern_mantr...), July 31st, 2005.

I haven't spoken to my father or seen him in nearly four years. I don't want to hear about him until I know I can literally dance on his grave.
As for my mother, I live with her and love her very much. She's been wonderful.
-- Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (eastern_mantr...), May 6th, 2005.

$20 for salmon? What a rip-off! My mother bought a pound for about $7 last week!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (eastern_mantr...), June 11th, 2005.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

he is a young ned-in-training

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

he is always making winking references to post-punk bands like he's the cleverest little boy. and he wants us to know how COOL his mom is. delightful!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Does he know Aja? Her mom (and dad?) writes her posts too.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sexiest: Anything not Southern American!

I've said this before, but I've picked up a British accent from watching to too much British television and cinema and from listening to even more Anglophilic grooviness. I've never even left the country and I fool native Brits!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 12th, 2005.

ian riese-moraine how could you pick up a british accent from tv unintentionally? come on, thats gotta piss so many people off, everyone hates that faux madonna accent stuff

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), August 12th, 2005.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

a son is a poor substitute for a lover

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

but his dad is in jail watching reruns of "the john laroquette show."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes ilx seems like a terrible, terrible abyss.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

oh great, make me feel like an asshole.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

RJG is my hero, holy shit.

― The Ghost of ICE COLD (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

that wasn't referring to you jaymc.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

He's OK. He's just a kid who almost got flattened by a hurricane.

Besides, everybody's gotta bust their cherry and be on this list at least once.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

ken l

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh caitlin, I'm already on here, I think. Unless you're just renewing my enemy status.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tommyk.com/images/notable/filmmakers/russelldavido/spankingthemonkey.jpg http://www.tommyk.com/images/notable/filmmakers/russelldavido/spankingthemonkey.jpg http://www.tommyk.com/images/notable/filmmakers/russelldavido/spankingthemonkey.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i forgot. it's ok, you seem like a nice guy

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin oh no (never give in to enemies)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i have 1 question. what is TITTWIS, exactly? like how did they get to be a community? what is their community cornerstone? is it just the love they have for one another that holds them together?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

it has something to do with sarariman self-pity i think

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

it's just people talking about trivial stuff like their lives and jobs and girlfriends and husbands and stuff. you know, cuz they're bored at work. why not?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

it's kinda the same thing as here only more earnest & less funny.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i think it's the lack of funny that makes it hard to read, not nec. the content.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

from the few times i've read those threads they seem a little... gushy for my tastes. but whatevs!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

there's just too much back-patting

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

not enough front-patting

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

not for a lack of trying though.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

shudder

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i heard one of them is actually a man

shhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret to all

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

hint - not jaymc

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope it's Luna.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

not n/a either

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Dean you are so sassy!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

SPILL

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

IS IT AJA

― pr00de: as it clung to her thigh I started to cry (pr00de), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

it is aja, yes, good work, see you guys later

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone knows, no one is supposed to say.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

everybody knows?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i bet its k3n@n

― amon (eman), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

dish

― gear (gear), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not what I was talking about!

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

: o

― gear (gear), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

um ok!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

oops!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nexistepas.com/enthuse/images/2002/07/apocamon.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 12 August 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i also heard caitlin oh no is secretly a wommin

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

EXPOSED

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

what the fuck is tittwis

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the thread where i say, etc

― gear (gear), Friday, 12 August 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to post there then it felt too emo.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 12 August 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc, you are a dickhead, too

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

don't sweat it

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 August 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, rjg.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 August 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, what?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 August 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i fixed it. be nice.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 13 August 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.learnaboutmovieposters.com/NewSite/LAGNIAPPE/SusiesCorner/CRYINGGAME.JPG

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 13 August 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

can you edit my post, caitlin?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 August 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

TELL HIM TO SWEAT IT j/k

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 August 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I freely admit had this happened before my trip I would have been as unsettled as hell.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 16th, 2005 11:32 AM. (Ned) (later)

Start any thread about transportation disasters, and I swear that the above quote will magically appear.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is he really an enemy of the noize though? he's so innocuous and full of laughter. i think he loves us, too. *ducks*

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

serotonin overstimulation is no laughing matter

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

hating ned = liking hitler

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

neither had any good ideas

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned likes Gravitar IIRC

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Vahid

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

tsk tsk you guys

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 09:46 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF?

Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called? (1 matching message)
Denny Vertigo & the Lethargy Buddhas
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), July 12th, 2003.

This is the thread where we shout random band names for no reason at all (1 matching message)
Denny Lethargy & the Vertigo Buddhas!
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 6th, 2004.

Need A Band Name (1 matching message)
Denny Lethargy & the Vertigo Buddhas
-- Alex in NYC (vasssife...), March 4th, 2002.

help me name my band y'all (1 matching message)
Denny Vertigo & the Lethargy Buddhas
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 2nd, 2003.

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 06:49 (nineteen years ago) link

the weirdest part is that he changed the words around twice. like, if it was always the same, i'd think, oh that must be a reference to something i don't get. but instead it sounds like it's something he's been obsessing about and fine-tuning for years.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

we should set a trap. somebody start another band name thread... or do a "denny lethargy c/d"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:19 (nineteen years ago) link

OH THAT WOULD RULE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

should we do option a or option b

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

or TS: denny lethargy vs. denny vertigo

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

YES! TS, please.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

looool, is the thread started yet?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=6154663

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

doesn't alex not work until late nights?

btw, that is prolly the best thread on ILM. thanks

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG milton, those lyrics are genius

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my, what have we done!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://hometown.aol.com/hsauertieg/movies/lab.jpg

"He tampered in god's domain."

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

someone has to start photoshopping album covers!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

and make an IN PRAISE OF thread with bold text and everything.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm going to fuck you until your voice goes away?!?!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

it's been a weird week

definitely in over my head now though

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, you guys deserve medals of honour for this.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i actually really want denny to exist at this point.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

oh snap. hopefully he doesn't read this thread first.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

someone pls make an album cover

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

oh shit. i just saw the album covers. pure genius.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoever did that foreign guy who googled the thread: u r tops!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

that was me.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

above and beyond, guys, above and beyond. nice work!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

it's what we do!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha, the noize version of Y4rd W0rk.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

you guys made my horrible horrible day a little easier to tolerate! word!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

so when is he going to click on the thread and blow his dome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

he just posted something to ILE... he's going to see it soon!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus, one post in and already and AD&D allusion.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 25th, 2005 9:14 PM. (vassifer) (later)
some great stuff on ILM

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), August 25th, 2005 9:51 PM. (gabbneb) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

\ololo/

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

NICOLE MAKES HER MOVE

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i wonder who is lurking on this who affair.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

shit! it has a trackback to the excelsior thread now.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

when's he gonna notice?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i love you guys

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

did dean actually go the extra mile and print out the cover to put in a cd case = awesome

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link

nah i was listening to that the other day while doing crunches

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

robble

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

sweatin' to the dennies

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Alex either hasn't seen it or he's showing mad restraint

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit. whoever set up that web site is amazing.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

GEOCITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

EITHER THAT OR ALEX HAS COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man!! i wish i'd seen it.. i was thinking of doing a wikipedia page or a backdated blog post!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

the best part is that dude will most likely never see or comment on that thread if he hasn't already

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago) link

omg you guys are so awesome, i love you so much, this is easily the funniest thread on ilx ever. seriously, i was roffling hard-core.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

consider that written in blood, jaymc.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i second blounts and felchers sentiments. xp and jaymcs

― fe7 (FE7), Thursday, 25 August 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

teh geocities page is back up

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

you guys outdid yourselves with this one.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 25 August 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

NedRaggett (1:23:43 AM): If I had access I would create an immediate Denny Vertigo entry in the AMG
NedRaggett (1:23:44 AM): But oh well

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 25 August 2005 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

: )

so funny

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2005 05:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to say rape again now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

huge round of applause. nice work, guys!!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) link

SPACE JENTLER (PART ONE)!!!!!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Everwood "Mind Games"

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this thread has definitely convinced me to jump ship from ILE. THE ROFFLES ARE PLENTIER

― Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Thursday, 25 August 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

haha the dragon playing the guitar, jesus roffle christ

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

You guys are brilliant. I tried to add to it, hope I didn't fuck it up.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

it's obvious he's on to us. he's posted to other threads.

― JAXXXON (jaxon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Bands you've forgotten

Until today: Denny Vertigo.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), August 25th, 2005 12:58 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

Oh for crying out loud, enough already.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 25th, 2005 1:02 PM. (vassifer) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

teehee

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

there's an article in the new new yorker about the standard practice of Encyclopedias and dictionaries creating at least 1 fake entry so they could spot forgeries. Dictionary.com got caught ripping somebody off. 10 years from now people will be selling Denny Vertigo bootlegs.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Foucault's Pendulum, Eco's second novel, has also sold well. In Foucault's Pendulum, under-employed publishers decide, as a joke, to weave together the juicy bits of all the conspiratorial histories. They pretend to have uncovered the master plot, the ultimate in nefarious schemes. However, their derisive joke is believed by their readers, and they find themselves caught in a reality made by their fiction.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

beating a joke into the ground is almost as humorless as the, well, humorless.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

omg this was amazing.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit. i didn't read it or anything but holy shit

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

foucault's pendulum is very apt!! and more would be borges, who i'm going to see in a few hours, it all comes together

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

borges, who i'm going to see in a few hours

mescaline, dmt, suicide?

― fe7 (FE7), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

well perhaps i was a bit too ambiguous in my phrasing!! but i'll be in buenos aires soon and i will hopefully see his ghost!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

You'll certainly meet some people who will claim they have met him.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

i would visit his grave but dude is buried in geneva!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I have met someone who met Borges in Texas.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 25 August 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i would have died to meet borges.

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 25 August 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

me too. he's my dude :(

vahid if you email me your address i will send you a piece of borges-related ephemera from BA like a tacky postcard!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

that goes for everybody (results may vary)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 August 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i was reading borges on a train this morning

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 26 August 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i am taking you up on your offer, dude

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

do u guya like victor borge?

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i was gonna make that joke too, but i'm lazy!

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

im really asking!

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i WOULD like him!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

victor borges was funny when he play the piano with the seatbelt then a tiger came into the house and ate him. wait, maybe I read that story in the wrong order. I'm so confused.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 August 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i read borges in AP spanish. my teacher taught us about the kabbalah. fun times

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 26 August 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

mark when are you going to BA? what for? is there a thread about this somewhere?

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 26 August 2005 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

LOOK WHAT I MISSED

We should delete all evidence of this being a joke and form a secretive cabal mailing list to make this all real.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i agree

― gear (gear), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I think we should. We just need to hype up Vertigo on the blogosphere and their petty little earth will be OURS!!

― My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

do you guys like bjorn borg?

http://www.sylvanmason.com/Borgshaving.jpg

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I played pool against Bjorn Borg in a hotel lounge in Los Angeles when I was in college. He won, which was no big feat as I am not that good.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 26 August 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I prefer Boris Becker

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

my mother has an autographed picture of bjorn.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S ALL ABOUT VITAS GERULAITAS

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

SECRET BOARDS/LISTS are coolfun in theory, but not in practice.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost?) Y'all are forgetting about Yannick Noah, for shame.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.di-arezzo.com/multimedia/images/hitdiffusion/couv/pf30.jpg

― My life with Baaderonixx and the Choco-pops babies (Fabfunk), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha!! I was in a conga line with Yannick Noah in NY several years ago. He's friend's of my gf's stepmother's cousin, so we're practically, like, relatives or something.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i prefer porgy and bess. "ol' man river," dudes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

There was a very early 80s fullpage advertisement for the Commodore Vic-20 featuring Yannick Noah that seems to have disappeared from the internet wtf.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I played pool against Bjorn Borg in a hotel lounge in Los Angeles when I was in college.

Can I have a picture of this event for my desktop?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Which hotel?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It was in Lake Sherwood around the time of a Celebrity Golf Tournament. I think it's a very posh country club now. We were both sloshed.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Your life has been full and rich, like a river of fine wine.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i prefer porgy and bess. "ol' man river," dudes.

I share the P&B love, hstencil but 'Old Man River' is from 'Showboat' I think. Paul Robeson certainly sings it in the movie with Irene Dunne.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

M. White is correct.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i have to say, that sharrock/lethargy thread is brilliant in its subtlety and thus prob. way more effective at spreading the myth.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

porgy and bess = gershwin
show boat = kern and hammerstein

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

show boat also = birth of the modern musical? (1927)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

GAY! GAY! BUTTFUCKING GAY!

― JAXON (jaxon), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really like musicals. Except for Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Umbrellas of Cherbourg is fantastic. I actually have seen very few musicals, I just like the music.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

SOUTH PACIFIC MOTHERFUCKERS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I prefer the Demoiselles de Rochefort but for purely sentimental reasons.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I have yet to see that; thanks for reminding me, M.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gay enough to admit that I like alot of musicals. I have to be in the mood, though.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

les miz soundtrack = NOISE

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

my parents LOVE that soundtrack

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF guys this thread is called NOISE DUDE ENEMY LIST not GAY OUT OVER FUCKING MUSICALS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Also: FWIW I like BROSEF AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

In high school I used to go on about how I couldn't stand post-1969 musicals, because I got sick of all the drama fags going on about Les Miz and Phantom all the time. I picked 1969 because that's when Dreamcoat debuted. (Of course, that wipes out anything Sondheim did after that date, too, but I didn't really know him that well at the time.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(Not that I know him that well now, either, just that I happen to like A Little Night Music.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

COMPANY

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I have Company on vinyl!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

SWEENEY FUCKING TODD.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

HEDWIG & TEH AGNRY INCH

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

take it to the gay musical thread, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

vahid i'm in buenos aires right now!! i had some thread about it on ile for five seconds. have you ever been here before? i'm feeling a little overwhelmed!

also i haven't slept in a long time & this has been the weirdest week of my life.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

TiTTWIS bores the shit out of me. And I'm not a man.

― luna's e (luna.c), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

hello what

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

sterling clover

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link

About bloody time!!

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i like sterling! i haven't met him though

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

PS. Is Alec in NYC Alex in NYC? He sorta seems like his evil twin.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i like sterling, he just needs to work on his taste in films

― gear (gear), Saturday, 27 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

actually no, he's possibly the only dude on ILX who likes Sam Peckinpah more than I do, so he's alright

― gear (gear), Saturday, 27 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna's over here? Because that's cool.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 27 August 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

the only good musical is sweet jesus christ supastar--i shall sing it in a moment

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Your Favorite Ian-Riese Moraine! Screennames

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna is rad.

i watched 'jesus christ superstar' in a CCD class once. times have-a changed!

― latebloomer: funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"CCD" - ugghh shitty memories begone

― amon (eman), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Central City Dump, eh?

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

haha luna shows up and you nerds are like "ooh shes rad *drool*"

remy
latebloomer

― huell howser (chaki), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i was the only non-catholic kid in my (us public) school, so i got to hang out while all y'all were eating jesus and shit

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i dunno if that's luna!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think that's luna. luna is part of the tittwis mafia.

― morris garage (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh watch out

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

TITTWIS: big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

It is, so fucking what?

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Everytime I see the acronym for This is the Thread, I think it says 'tit twister.'

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

But I was just irrigating my colon!

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

TITTWIS: motherfucker i got 5 on a 20 sack

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 26th, 2005.

― huell howser (chaki), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Dick move!

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

is that an order?

― amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

3x gross

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

TITTWIS: here is something you don't understand - how i could just kill a man

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

TITTWIS: oops ruined the other one

― amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"ruined"?

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm SO bored I think I'm going to die!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 24th, 2005 3:53 PM. (nordicskilla)

There's nothing sexy about that.

-- luna (lunace...), June 24th, 2005 3:54 PM. (luna.c)

not a necrophiliac, that one

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 24th, 2005 3:55 PM. (Oops)

well that's ruined. thanks.

-- luna (lunace...), June 24th, 2005 4:04 PM. (luna.c)

It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one [/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=41088]

-- Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (Mod...), June 24th, 2005 4:06 PM. (ModJ) (tracklink)

you always say how being so horny is no fun, so i thought i'd help you out. grandpablowjobs.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 24th, 2005 4:08 PM. (Oops)

this is just like a bar though really. staring at/thinking about a girl's tits while talking to her.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 24th, 2005 4:09 PM. (Oops)

― amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

y'all are like five times as pathetic as people who while away their workdays by carrying on a banal internet conversation. get a grip or two.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, really? FIVE times?

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost - i actually thought it was lame that they felt you "ruined" their virtual horniness. but feel free to overreact like a basketcase :o)

― amon (eman), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

wasn't it established earlier that the noise board is really not much different from tittwis, just less emo?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, and also:

TiTTWIS bores the shit out of me.
-- luna's e (lunaceeeee...), August 27th, 2005. (luna.c)

― fe7 (FE7), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh yeah, more roffles here.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 August 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

less fat virgins

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't mind me. I'm just here to say rape.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

well that's ruined. thanks.

― oops. (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i know you felt that and how was i overreacting? i wasn't talking to you specifically but now i am: jesus christ you seriously need to get a grip.

yes. five times. so many douchebags the whole place will take flight if a slight breeze blows in.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Douchebags are heavier than air, cuz of the water and vinegar and feminine hygiene...that's why New Orleans has been traditionally encased in douchebags.

Mostly, I just felt like talking about douchebags.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.horrormovies.com/images/BasketCase3.jpg

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/109412main_arm-wrestling-330.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

so wait were remy and latebloomer drooling over a false Luna up there?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

no that was the real luna -- she told me so. why would it be a fake?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

it wasn't quite her usual name up there, i thought it might be an imposter

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

omg false positive!

(joeks)

― sterling clever (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

oh i see what you mean. i guess that is her noise name!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

everyone needs a noise name

― SterIing Cleaver (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, yes they do.

― (leave it to) sterling's beaver (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

keep em comin

― stolen charver (Cozen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

more plz

― Starling Clavell (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

what do you mean?

― starship cleveland (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

more legally blonde sequels! roffles j/k

― Starman Clavicle (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I bought a Swell Maps CD last night! much better than Interpol.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

wrong thread : (

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

gear

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

adam OTM

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

hey look everybody i can google a hilariously appropriate image and post it and thereby zing someone without saying a single word!

http://www.angulique.net/codeblue/pins/DoucheBag.gif

isn't it just so scathing? i'm awesome.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

gear

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(xp) god shut up already
just because they don't want you on the flirting thread
don't come here

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a haiku?

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

no you shut up

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i figure since it's apparent y'all have never advanced since a 7th grade level i 'll have to speak accordingly. douchebags.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, it takes an advanced man to live in his parents' basement.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

haha I think I'm the only person who posts on the noize bored with any regularity who doesn't have a college duhgree

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I could go and stay in LA tonight but it's a little late to bug my friends for a couch.

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), August 30th, 2005 12:33 AM. (Orbit) (later)

Hey Gear! She could've stayed with you HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUUK.

― aNOTHER zING sHOOTER! (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a degree either, nick.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

haha oops is acting out. its kinda cute.

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc can you give your pal a hug already?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't have a college degree either? but i'm 15.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

dont forget the reach-around, jay

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops!...I did it again
I ruined a thread, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby

try using html next time so your image shows up. also get more angry.

― adouche (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I could go and stay in LA tonight but it's a little late to bug my friends for a couch.
-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), August 30th, 2005 12:33 AM. (Orbit) (later)
Hey Gear! She could've stayed with you HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUUK.

-- aNOTHER zING sHOOTER! (pleasant.plain...), August 30th, 2005 1:33 PM. (admin) (userip)

ohhh you crazy guy!!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i ran an algorithm

it was only 4.1, if you look more closely

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl on th noize board r v.v. k-lame

― starling clever (pr00de), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

james "holy self-righteousness more-southerner-than-thou" blount

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i really don't know what he read on that thread to set him off.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

probably something jimmy mod wrote!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

what thread

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i wonder if quiche lorraine
has seen
boys from the blackstuff

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny coz I don't think I said much of anything on THAT thread...

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

wait never mind, i found it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah jimmy you weren't as bad as on the other one. which was distasteful too, but who the fuck am i, ilx's policeman? let blount be the thought police if he wants to be. he's better (and more southern and more working class and more progressive and more...) than any of us anyway.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you are all,
more southern than i

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

and more westERn

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you talking about the "anti-war events" thread? He was playing the "man of the people" card for all it's worth there. Blount vs Sterling, don't know who to root against more...

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a fucking globe, people. go too far west, you're east again. go too far north, you're south again. argh.

(this isn't directed at anyone in particular)

xpost - no, proode.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, okay.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

explain man of people card?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Something along the lines of:

when you're sweating paycheck to paycheck and praying you don't have health problems cuz you're deep enough in debt from past medical expenses as is and you're hoping you're sister's boyfriend doesn't get shipped over to iraq for a third time, especially since he's got a new gunny, and you're finding out that one of your old seabee friends doesn't have any legs anymore you don't need to cop outrage as a fashion statement.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), August 24th, 2005.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

when the fuck did i make fun of anyone dying, blount!?!?!? POINT IT FUCKING OUT.

now all you have to say is, 'are you gonna answer my question', over and over again

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

and you win! its that easy

― fe7 (FE7), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

blount will dodge dodge dodge

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont understand what is wrong with that post. can you expain? is it that you dont believe?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

That post is like a Springsteen song waiting to happen.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Believe? In a thing called love?

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

haha you pussies

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Believe? In love after love?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, well, true. but just because it makes for good subject matter for worthy crappy songs etc?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

in LIFE after love, right?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe I have the lyric wrong

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Well I thought so too, but the first lyric site I checked had it like that so...

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

And I think you're right. Leave it to me to check the one translated from Japanese.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i think the next lines are, "I can feel something inside me say/I really don't think you're strong enough"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I would love for Springsteen to write a song about the Seabees. The video could be shot in Oxnard.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah so long as they don't shoot in that part that always smells like fertilizer.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

gear

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm just digging myself a deeper hole with every post.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

gear

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i wonder if quiche lorraine
has seen
boys from the blackstuff

no
should
i?

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

the gay subletter. goddamn he sucks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That post is like a Springsteen song waiting to happen.

Eminem, rather

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG HAVE YOU GUYZ HEARD THE VERSION BY BEDHEAD AND MACHA! I HAVE IT ON VINYL!!! THEY USE A PHONE INSTEAD OF A SYNTH!!#WI@T%*@

p.s.: "She was copping her outrage like a fashion statement / wearing her kerry sticker like it was entertainment / and we're paycheck to paycheck / waiting for the big bounce / cashed our dreams for a raincheck / and tomorrow, tomorrow babe i'm shipping out."

― stromboli bowler (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked one Macha album once. But I think it is because I liked the girl who played it for me.

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i've heard that bedhead/macha version. at first it was funny, and then it became massively annoying.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.taleoftwocities.org/images/2005_8_carlosd.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i thought for a second that was my brother's interpol-worshipping ex-gf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

good thing he got her before Carlos D.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

his smirk is "infectious"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

*requisite*

Results 1 - 10 of about 57,700 for carlos d herpes. (0.42 seconds)

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

who wouldn't want to meet a stud musician like Carlos D, esp. after their outbreak album Turn on the Bright Lights?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

wow that ALAN CANSECO or whatever his name is is a MAJOR PRICK, even by ILE standards!

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah that dude is fucking terrible. what a fucking disgrace.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ALAN CANSECO!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:00 (nineteen years ago) link

;-)

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

it's because he's the unanimous MVP

(Most Virulent Poster)

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

he definitely doesn't even deserve to have his name spelled right

when the hell did that guy show up anyway?

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

he was on there yesterday, fairly reasonable (tho still making a few bad assertions here and there about looters, which were ignorable). right now i wanna strangle him, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

How do you like my new clothes?

― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Find threads from I Love Everything, by alan canseco*.

None found

Search Again

― amon (eman), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

nm i see who it is now. "conseieaiaco" ?

― amon (eman), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link

conceicao

― stckhlm cnd (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm usually ok with contrarian posters, but for the last 12 hours his only use value has been in reminding me that people like him even exist

and now that he's reminded me I'd like him to stop posting

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i very rarely, even when i vehemently disagree with someone, wish someone would shut the fuck up, but in alan's case i wish he would.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

what a fucking asshole.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Alan Conceso

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck. that. guy.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

where'd you get that "hovel" quote, gear? amazing.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

from the "rebuild new orleans" thread!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I probably shouldn't be posting on this thread since I'm number one on the list, but yeah Alan is a prick.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

More like Alan Cunt-ceicao! (except that would actually be kinda cool, cuz then he'd have all five vowels in his last name, like "Figueroa")

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

alan con queso

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

let's all go march over there right now with a copy of this thread and tell it to his faced!! he'll be FORCED to resign as school president!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

>>How exactly is it theft when the "richest" Americans are the ones paying the vast majority of the federal income taxes in the first place? Are they stealing from themselves? Or, as you are intimating, does the federal government have the primary claim on all income and thus is the distributor of it i.e. deciding how much a taxpayer gets to "keep"?Except for the fact that it was their money to begin with, Tracer. It's not a common pot. It's called letting everyone keep more of what they earn. Maybe you'll remember that the lower brackets were dropped immediately in 2001--the "rich" had to wait a couple of years before their rates moved down. What was happening to the common pot then? I understand your disgust with Turd Blossom, but it's not theivery. The theivery was when we were running a surplus and the fuckers in DC were spending OUR money rather than give it back to us immediately or pay off things like the national debt.If Paul O'Neill is such a righteous guy, and so frank and honest like he'd like us to believe, then why wasn't he pointing out the lies and the (alleged) misuse of Constitutional authority (i.e. war planning)? Why was it okay for him to toe the company line back in early 2001, but once he gets fired it's suddenly a noble act to blow the whistle? O'Neill has a story to tell, but his hindsight is stunninging pious. Were he an intern, or merely some sort of White House drone, it might be understandable that he was bullied around. But here's a guy who was working directly with his friends of 20-30 years, he's been at the top of American industry, he's got an unbelievable amount of power in government, and yet he keeps his big mouth shut. It takes away a person's credibility when they try to wash their hands like this, rather than stand there like an adult and take some damn responsibility.
It's people like O'Neill that enable government to get away with all this dangerous shit. His lack of courage, his lack of acumen, his lack of ethical duty allowed (allegedly bad things to happen. Where were you when the country needed you? You spent at least nine months sitting on this information while you were writing this book, let alone years in the White House watching it unfold. Why is it that these turncoat-tellall books put the author on any sort of a pedastal? Is anyone in Washington DC willing to do their duty to the country anymore?

-- Alan Conceicao (scepticunivers...), January 14th, 2004

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

he had an aol address

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Nicole OTM. s1ocki too.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

someone needs to kick Al Cuntsacko in the balls and hard and soon

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

responding to my 'funny'

>Chertoff noted that FEMA's statistics indicated half of those who stayed did so because of their own stupidity.<

Those people aren't stupid. I've never bought batteries or water for any of the world ending blizzards that have come through, nor did I do anything to prepare for Hurricane Bob when it made landfall near my house. They just did as many of us would do.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 1st, 2005 10:58 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

right, because he never said those people were stupid, gear. i did. right.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Matter of fact, speaking of the devil, my "weekend" is over. For the vast majority of you, I wish positive times ahead for both you and the people of New Orleans.

-- Alan Conceicao

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I only have the six song EP. It's really quite pleasant, but funnily enough I once listened to it twice over in the car with my mother and my former love interest and none of us realised it until "I Don't Care If You Go" started for the third time!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (eastern_mantr...), June 24th, 2005.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

shouldn't that "and my" be a "/"?

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ambiguous wording.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

eats nation-states for breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://vccslitonline.cc.va.us/tragedy/images/oedipus.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.pathguy.com/oedipus_photo.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know who he'd appoint that would be. All Rehnquist was gonna do is basically rubberstamp whatever GW wanted him to.
You know what, screw it. I'm not gonna bother anymore. I'm gonna hold my hands outstreched for China so that when they become the world's dominant military and economic power, maybe I won't be as completely run over as everyone else on the planet. I just don't care anymore.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 4th, 2005 8:50 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You turned into a lover and mother -- what a lover!

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Sunday, 4 September 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"Your honour, may I remind you that you've never been in a Spielberg film?"

"I was in Gremlins!"

"But not Gremlins II!"

"Hey, you're right! I'm -- going to allow it."

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 4th, 2005.

he's using the britishes spelling in a quote from the Clerks cartoon!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

super furry animals fans.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

british student indie kids should die by the thousands

-- Ganbare Goemon (jonathan.williams@gee

FUCK YES.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.

-- The Coolest Guy Ever (im_bac...), September 6th, 2005.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh, I think that was a Craigslist joke, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

fucking internet humour.

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

scroll down and scope your boy's sailor suit

Yeah, sure, it's September 2005.....What Do You Look Like?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes he likes to take two sailor su... eh, you know what he likes to do.

― haitch wolf gave me haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The only defensible thing about Barbara Bush (the elder) is that she's anti-abortion.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT? he didn't bother me before but now i hate him.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

further down that thread:

Sorry, you're right, I meant pro-abortion. I'm still not awake yet. Thanks, Morbius.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mant

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I posted that before he said he meant pro-abortion, sorry.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've fallen asleep during sex before - I thought it was so common it didn't rate a "strange place." Then again, there was one time when I fell asleep/passed out in a groupie's bed and woke up with my hair on fire because he'd lit all these candles for a "romantic atmosphere". Heh.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 6:53 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"groupie"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd set her on fire too if i woke up in bed with her

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"deranged hobo"

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

since when do groupies want to be romantic? maybe it is more "you look better with less light"

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"you look better with less hair"

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry jon ;C

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

heeheeehehehahahahahahabawahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REFOFFLES x1000!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

for contrast:

My cramps are slightly abating... got a few drops of blood so it looks like it might turn up by the end of the day. My god, my stomach is so bloated it looks like I'm pregnant so I bet it's going to be a gusher this month!
(And all the men run away from the thread as fast as possible...)

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 6th, 2005 8:48 AM. (kate) (link)

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

that's almost as TMI as the kegels thread.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 06:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Just talking about kegels makes me miss my lady.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"exceptionally douchebagian"

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

what the fuck is wrong with people.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Species-wide congenital idiocy, mark.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

uughh kate is so gross. why does she think people want to read that shit?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet it's going to be a gusher this month.....

...

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://faculty.washington.edu/kgb/horror/shining_blood_elevator.jpg

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

is she menstruating or hemorrhaging?

― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/fruitgushers_small.jpg

― amon (eman), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.getouttoday.com/bartending/images/drinks/glass-red.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.iconsoffright.com/PJ/carrie1.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Feminist Intersubjectivity: The Transgressive Implications of Noise Discourse by Jon Williams and Chaki
-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), September 8th, 2005 7:06 AM. (Orbit) (later)

OK, I didn't ROTFL but I did cackle like a sick duck. Well done, Orbit!

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), September 8th, 2005 4:02 AM. (kate) (later)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.beachwatchers.wsu.edu/beaches/monitor/images/team_redtide.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Shimura Curves, an offshoot of early-noughties proto-Pipettes The Lollies, and what rum larks these are. The look is rather more TV's Bad Girls Go On A Day Trip To ATP than Girls Aloud.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i cackled like a suck dick

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I sleep naked, alone or in pairs. I spend as much time naked as possible. I work naked, when I'm at home.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), September 8th, 2005 5:33 PM.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread is becoming the "shins will change your life" (the blog, that is) of ilx.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

translation: i wipe my ass all over everything and then make my guests experience the funk

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

WHO'S GOT THE FUNK?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess if you find ass smell to be delicious, then you might want everything in your house to smell like that

i guess this explains why my house smells like malt liquor and classy ladies

― President Busch (dr g), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

so gross

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

In Chaki's hell, Kenan and a menstruating Kate hang out naked in a small studio with cloth upholstered furniture for an entire week then he is stripped and forced to spend the following week there.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

do thy have anal sex on the couch?

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

they are visited by two special guests wearing trucker hats. i will leave to you who the guests are.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

s1ocki and an order of poutine?

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

COUCH

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 September 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

that's it: anthony easton ain't getting a letter of rec from me!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

And people here complain about me. Sheesh. But he's actually not too far from truth. I had some last week because some eejit put it in the vending machine slot at work where Wild Cherry Pepsi was supposed to be, and it was, well, icky indeed.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (eastern_mantr...), September 9th, 2005 3:16 PM. (Eastern Mantra) (later)

I had to look up "eejit".

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

What was there instead of Pepsi?

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

CODE RED.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

diet sperm

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CODE RED DIET SPERM

http://www.brandonbird.com/lno/jeff_small.jpg

― Capital Letter Rock (jaxon), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought 'eejit' was Irishes, not Britishes

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

where was Ren (of ren and stimpy) from?

― Capital Letter Rock (jaxon), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, he was a chihuahua. you do the math.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah eejit is Irish, maybe as an anglophile he uses an occasional Irish word, as a British person might. that's some serious research.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

guys. I don;'t care what you all have to say throughout the thread because no one was ever more spot on when they pointed to oops.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

ren was more, "you EEEDIOT" than "eejit"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck, no one complained about me! i guess i need to start being more of an asshole or something.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

J.D. is such a dick!

(is that better?)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

eejit is scottishes as well as irishes

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

xxpost dude you are will always live in the shadow of the major dickishness of JD from CD Depot ...

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

j.d. is a swell dude. if he lived in a more NOISE place some of you would get to meet him.

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

When I was in high school I would go to CDepot all the time and it was pretty ok, but I went back once I was in college and they still had ALL THE EXACT SAME CDS IN STOCK. It is next to a really bitchin used guitar/musical equipment store though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 10 September 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

atomic music!

― amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I start talking about my period again now? too bad, cause it seems to have dried up for the afternoon.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...) (webmail), September 9th, 2005.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link

dry british humor

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

It's kinda too bad, because I like her new handle.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

excuse me, rape, thank you.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 September 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

KRAV MAGA

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone starts a thread about a trip to Houston, no huggles, personal stuff or anything that would offend your noise dude sensibilities, why the fuck do you find it appropriate it post "funny" pictures on it? It never ceases to amaze me how childlishly so called grown-ups can act. That's all, I'm off.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think anyone here is operating under the illusion that they are a grown up!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone starts a thread about Noise Dude enemies, no pics of Tuomas, trips to Houston, or anything that would offend your grown-up sensibilities, why the fuck do you find it appropriate it post "your" comments on it? It never ceases to amaze me how self-importantly so called grown-ups can act. That's all, I'm off.

― President Busch (dr g), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

EXHIBIT A

http://www.washedashore.com/events/kyoto97/r2_ravers4.jpg

― President Busch (dr g), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i offered helpful advice concerning the local hip hop scene.

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone else been amusing themselves lately, like I have, by imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "IT'S GOING TO BE A GUSHER"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

EMBED PLS

― President Busch (dr g), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

okay, who is responsible for bringing shakey mo to ilx and whoever you are, can you give him a cigarette or something to calm him down a bit

thxxxxxxxxxxxx

― President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

haha.

well he found this place back in 2001-2 like most of us. he works in the power sector, at least he's passionate about his job!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i long for a showdown between anthony and shakey.

― President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

shakey's a good dude!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, shakey's bitched at me a bit but usually he's right.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, no one is saying that he's bad or wrong, just that he's a little on the tense side

― President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't Shakey and Noize share a common enemy in a certain alt-weekly editor?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

HE IS NOT MY ENEMY!!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

He usually pisses me off but on that thread he's just making sense trying to explain that shit is complicated to Spencer Chow, who's just being a whiny bitch about his power going out for a few hours so he couldn't use his hairdryer.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

IT CONTINUES

― dr gary bleune (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

The Arcade Fire.

kid at work just put this on and i've (luckily) never heard it before. haven't you fucking heard modest mouse before?

― Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ps, i hate indie rock, but you already knew that

― Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

LAX is next to the ocean. Planes also move really fast. So 6 on the dot isn't unrealistic, but probably about 5-7 minutes from now is more likely.
-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 21st, 2005 5:58 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 22 September 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you also know that

"there's no question that pollution results in the creation of electric power, no matter how you do it."

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 22 September 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

oh dear god wtf is that from?

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 22 September 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

What kind of pedantry is "6 on the dot" versus his own estimation of, apparently, 6:03???? That's bizarro.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea why I was arguing with him about car emissions. I just now realized that he's that katrina thread guy.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

his wife's pretty hot

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

canseco.jpg pls

― kurt broder (dr g), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

jose lima

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i was waiting for the plane to crash and conseiko to enthuse, "this was the best possible thing that could happen for these people"!

― gear (gear), Friday, 23 September 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.foursport.ca/benson.jpg
IF HE EVER CHEATS, SHE WILL BLOW THE ENTIRE TEAM.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 23 September 2005 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

anna benson is your enemy?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 September 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

HE BLEW MY FANTASY TEAM.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 September 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.canseconet.com/cansecos.jpg

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i intensely dislike sports.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), September 23rd, 2005 3:46 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

faggit

― Blakkaw! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 23 September 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/animals/bee.gif

― SPARTACUS TWATTERY (I AM LOGGED ON), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i intensely dislike sports.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), September 23rd, 2005 3:46 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

faggit

-- Blakkaw! (adelangsto...), September 23rd, 2005.

why you break heart?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 September 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

If a song lasts forever, that's typically not a good thing.
--- Alan Conceicao

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf haha. alan conceicao = yogi berra on acid?

― amon (eman), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link

rape rape rapeitty rape

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf @ that sports thread.

Jesus fucking christ.

nb this:

btw, there's also a pretty key flaw in the music/sports comparison, Guy. If a song lasts forever, that's typically not a good thing. There's a reason why people hate progressive rock. Songs have to have conclusions in order to be songs.

-- Alan C0nceica0 (deadandres

eat shit and die, knob.

the end.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 September 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

That whole thread is just about everything I hate about this board in one handy package.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Saturday, 24 September 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

why do people look down on ketchup? it's just tomato paste and vinegar and sugar.
-- metal detective (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), June 14th, 2005 12:09 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

for a second, i thought this was mr. canseco's doing

― kurt broder (dr g), Monday, 26 September 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That "sports and the people who hate them" was still somewhere on the New Answers page last time I looked.

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that thread just goes to show how much people like to argue and google-trump*.

eg: "i hate sports, always have, i've never paid one single iota of attention towards sports nor sportsfans but guys the marathon's original distance has varied between 20 miles + 10,000 metres and 42k for the last 15 olympics! only in 1920 was the precise metrage within a 1% variance of the original Phidippedaeic course, won of course was South African endurance legend Branson Harvey."

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago) link

*"google-trump" is my copywritten and unwritten use of is strictly prohibited.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://smart90.com/ImagesPersonOfTheWeek/01NBS100Trump04PWPW665W.jpg

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys...this is not really "enemy" level discourse here...but...is it just me or is Rumpie completely fucked up out of her mind? Chilli and bolognese are the same thing. Out of office replies are her arch enemy. Eating ice cream in public is psychotic. Seriously, is it just me? Are these completely unreasonable things to say?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I think maybe she's just foreign.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

And not normal foreign like British but weird foreign like Welsh or Scottish or Druid or something.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

The ice cream thing almost made me bust a gut due to shrieking laughter.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's one of those things where, if you want to worry about it, you could work yourself into a lather with weird thoughts thinking "OMG, I am eating ice cream BY MYSELF, exactly like the movie serial killer does to feign innocence before or after his crimes." In the same way you could be self-conscious about going to the movies by yourself, worrying what people will think, but if you've ever actually done it, you realize no one gives a damn. So, yeah, worrying about eating ice cream = dud.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Listen even foreigners were against the ice cream thing.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

(there was also a kid that went to my high school that was a complete dork. maybe I can't speak, since I was too. anyways, long story short, he was 16 and having sex with his 12 year old neighbor, and photographing it. kid brought the film to Wal-Mart. yeah, we wasn't bright. upon returning to high school, he was forever nicknamed "Kiddy Porn". I've since seen him on both myspace and whenever I check the CT List of Sexual Predators for people I went to high school with and the occasional attractive MILF type that slept with a 14 year old (which I check once every few months).

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), September 27th, 2005 7:01 PM. (Alan Conceicao)

claims the "we" wasn't a freudian slide but is disturbingly comfortable with admitting he likes to check sexual predator lists for "MILF-type"s?

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

conseiko's like ilx's own travis bickle

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I was enjoying the Bob Dylan Doc thread for a while, but then it went the way of all things ILM.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

in what way? i can't be bothered to actually read it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

it's way better than any other ilm thread because chuck eddy hasn't barged in on it to spout nonsense yet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

how can you fuck w/ the band? i mean, jesus, best rock three-part harmonies ever, levon and rick just the coolest fucking guys. and they were like 24 when all of this shit went down! you gotta love how loose but tight they played it. only other band i've heard do that: rod stewart's backing group on his first three solo records. (and the faces too.)

& bringing rockism into a discussion about folk music and early dylan is such a fucking reach! i mean, folk music was ENTIRELY about preservation of song, oral tradition, etc. to retroactively place value systems on that idea -- especially now that we can enjoy the fruits of their labors, it having been disseminated everywhere, songs like "john henry" not lost to the winds but still here and now -- is just silly, ridiculous and bullshit grandstanding.

i completely concurr on the irrational stressing of "authenticity" and all of that, but somebody had to write those songs, and shouldn't we be happy about that? i mean, yeah, everything is great in its own way blah blah blah but some of these folks now decried as rockist formed the paths for those we love now. give em some fucking credit!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

jorel, did you miss the part where he said how much he hated The Band, how much the sucked? Or maybe you, like Ned, think this is wisdom.

xpost

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

The Rolling Stones Aftermath. A band that is often credited with originating the "hard" style of rock music. Had a darker vision than their well-known contemporaries, the Beatles.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), September 28th, 2005 12:48 AM. (Frank Kogan)

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

are you guys confusing chuck with don allred or am i? the thread's much more tolerable if you skip don's posts (i think he's unreadable anyway - BUY YOURSELF ONE PARAGRAPH BREAK, BUDDY).

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

They're both on that thread. don can be hard to read, but he's usually got a lot more actual ideas in there than some, despite writing in the VV house style. Sometimes he's even got jokes in there that are actually kind of funny.

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wait now i see that post, wherein he faithfully lets us ilm readers know what an important rock artiste such as metal mike saunders thinks about the whole thing. shameful.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

great now there's a band box set thread for these doofuses to chime in on.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

You guys are going to give yourselves ulcers.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

why the early dylan/band stuff is unfuckwithable: a demo of "baby let me follow you down"

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(sorry that's the live version)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Metal Mike Saunders is awesome. chuck eddy is hilarious.

homos.

― Bob Loblaw (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 29 September 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

it is kind of galling to read a self-professed depeche mode and cure fan calling the band soft rock snooze

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 29 September 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

ha!

ade otm.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

who was talking shit about the band?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ok i've been vaguely mulling this over for a couple days and i still can't figure out what's cansecolike about my ketchup post. i do not want to be affiliated with ilx's own travis bickle. if i have erred, please steer me in the right direction.

― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 September 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

: (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe you're supposed to spell it catsup. is one of those the brit spelling or something? cetshoup

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i can dig that don might not be everybody's cuppa. but he has seriously blown me away in the past. like, holyshit whatthefuckwuzzthat? seriously smoking good stuff. please don't lump him in with a lot of the other half-wits that pipe in on ilm and then run away like cowards. he is more than capable of backing his shit up if you call him on it. he would be happy to explain EXACTLY what he means in any of his posts. plus, he is just a helluva nice guy. i wish i knew more people like him.

metal mike i give a get out of jail free card every time cuz he is completely insane and he wrote "They Saved Hitler's Cock".

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"If Hitler's cock could choose a mate/It would ask..for Sharon Tate!"

Come on! it doesn't get much better than that! god, i love that song.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Jody, I think the joke is that you ask a question in your first sentence and then answer it in the second sentence.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

b-b-but tomato paste and vinegar and sugar isn't an evil combination. a lot of different sauces use that as a base.

― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

it's just annoying to me that ketchup is considered lowbrow and you can't enjoy a hot dog if it's not topped with mustardseed scraped from the shoe of a dead itinerant french farmer.

― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i like my hot dogs condiment-free

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

purist

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

order of hate:

1) ppl who post all in ONE PARAGRAPH, ALWAYS
2) chuck eddy when he's in "here's an email from metal mike" mode (he's cool otherwise)
3) ppl who post EVERY TIME someone else disses a band they also hate just to say something like "the man is wise" or "vindication!" or something, just to make sure we haven't forgotten that they hate that band

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i love don, but i find him terribly unreadable. he's always popping up in threads i start

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i've called him on it too, and he just says he's not really thinking because it's one of the few times he's not being paid to think about what he's writing.

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i like his writing. he takes longer to parse than other writers, but he also has a better way with words than a lot of other writers (and knows a shitload more about music too), so in the end it's worth the effort. i agree that paragraph breaks would help though.

― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever happened to miccio?

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl who post EVERY TIME someone else disses a band they also hate just to say something like "the man is wise" or "vindication!" or something, just to make sure we haven't forgotten that they hate that band

coughNEDcough

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever happened to miccio?

he's around. he's just been busy with r/l stuff.

― faith popcorn (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i like my hot dogs condiment-free

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 30th, 2005.

purist

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), September 30th, 2005.

hot dogma

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

christ the dylan thread became just more dorky dylanolgist asshole dick. god ilm's gotten OLD.

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 30 September 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

pop contrarianism: so predictable that it's no longer contrary...

if Dylan had had any balls he'd have hired the Turtles as his backing/touring band.

yeah and he should've auditioned for the MONKEES while he was at it

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 30 September 2005 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Laura H

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

damn, son.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title was "who gives a fuck about anything that anybody from whitehouse says?"
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), September 30th, 2005 5:17 AM.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

... sad virgins who hang about Noise Boards I should have thought
-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), September 30th, 2005 5:18 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

whitehouse sucks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Whitehouse does indeed suck.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 1 October 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Are there even any virgins on the noise board?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 1 October 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Laura H
-- ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (SUCCUM...) (webmail), September 30th, 2005 7:58 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

wtf

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 1 October 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Ask Dadaismus about "Oriental" people if you want to hear some "sad virgin" racist backward shit.

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

just in case you thought I was defending anyone

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 October 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Laura are you implying that you are a virgin?

I put you on for waking me at 7 am :(

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 1 October 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha I don't think anyone would buy that.

Also-- welcome to the world of keeping normal hours. It will be yours as well come Monday.

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Broccoli Rape.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Nabisco again, but only for being a fucking writer.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't write? just type?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't read. I just guess.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why Nicole was ever on this list?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the files are letting you down, son!

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even know who you are.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

You can't get onto Nabisco for writing out those long paragraphs detailing his personal (and usually OTM) opinions on the subjects of most threads. His insight into topics such as racism, urban life, funny hats, subway cars, sidewalk life, politics, fast cars, loose women, fine wine, rock music, silly covers, a certain brand of snack foods, religion, eyewear, art galleries, half-blind ponces, airplane food, magazine inserts, caller i.d., nixon going to china, basic digital cable, station liners, storage buildings, maps of staten island, other ilxors, myspace profiles, the conspiracy to assisinate the president, telvision commercials that feature white girls breakdancing, the new oldsmobile, people movers, escalators, elevated walkways, don't walk vs flashing red pedistrian, and strawberries definitely add to the stratosphere of ILX.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

That said, I'll never figure out how he can make a huge long post, such as the one above, and then immediately post a huge long post right after it. I'm sure the percentage of Nabisco posts that follow each other back-to-back numbers well into the eighties. And yet, he's able to pull it off. How does he do it? Does he type out the whole post, cut half of if off, and then paste it into a second post, quickly hitting the submit button afterwards? After all, that's what I did. I don't know if I'd put Nabisco onto any sort of Enemy List, but sometimes, the process does get in the way of the idea comprehension.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

high school student who climbed up onto the blackboard while i was explaining an angular momentum problem to some kids to change my name from "MR F0ZI" to "MR CAN'T DO SUDOKU"

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

amazing, mr. fozi

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

WOCKA WOCKA!

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/50/e7/Palisade_Toys_The_Muppet_Show_Series_II_Fozzie_Bear-resized200.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:04 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

unbanned again??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 August 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

we like you!!
\(^___^)/

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

You've been unbanned for like 3 years iirc

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

DOM P YOU SNEAKY BITCH

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

is the secret pfm msg board any good? i've seen incoming links and trackback from it.

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

There Is No Secret PFM MSG Board

I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i've never been able to figure out my login or i'd post it here

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds like a plan

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

ONE OF US JESS

DO NOT STRAY

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Must be my FutureSex/LoveSound.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY WON'T GABBNEB JUST SHUT UP

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

gabbneb is ok but he needs to find a new hero other than robert christgau

― gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

you mean like dave matthews?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

in these corny indie and 1984-worshipping daze, they're hard to come by. i don't always agree with xgau tho. he missed the boat on dave matthews for one. (xpost - lol)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

oh noes

― gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

short arm guy's enemies list

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

man o man

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

O rly?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

GET SOME NEW ENEMIES

― carne asada, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

your board blows

― cutty, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

ilx blows

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 26th, 2005.

― huell howser (chaki), Saturday, August 27, 2005 9:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

agree here, but i'm not sure about people not "lionizing" their deejays. i think in every city, the real deep house deejays are known and respected as such, and well loved because of it. doing it like that is not something that you can just jump into, it requires years of record collecting because of the lack of focus on "the new" as well as an understanding of a larger culture that extends beyond deep house into soul, jazz, afrobeat, funk, etc. aside from the retarded hype surrounding the Martinez Brothers (are they really even deep house?), even the "new" guys on this scene tend to be older.

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

my guess is you people wouldnt know soul in music if it smacked you in the face. if you think a frequency range or dynamic level has anything to do with soul, youre probably retarded

i actually assume burial is a white guy. but what does that matter? are rhythm and sound not soulful? Francois Kevorkian? the Talking Heads?

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

some of the most retarded things i have ever read in my entire life appear in this thread.

-- pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

when i say this same thing about house and techno music, people think that's not a valid viewpoint. the longer the knockoffs are around and the greater they are in numbers, the more they begin to write the popular opinion. which is of course pretty retarded.

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

disliking sugar ray is also just retarded, i wish they were still putting out a summer jam every year.

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

from djhistory

pipecock
Pentonville Road

is it serious? i think its seriously retarded when people try to say they're from somewhere that theyre not so they can get some kind of credibility or something

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

am i supposed to care that my fashion sense isnt cool enough for ILM? hahahahaha. too funny. it's like being back in high school, but more retarded.

― pipecock, Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:43 AM Bookmark

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

that is literally the most retarded thing ive ever heard anyone say on any music forum ever, and that is saying a lot. how can you possibly be that retarded? how?

― pipecock, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:53 PM Bookmark

^^ he uses "retarded" four times on that thread btw

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

typically retarded ilm attitude. good luck with that!

― pipecock, Saturday, May 3, 2008 3:01 AM Bookmark

^^ good meta there

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

this album is like Moodymann for white music. not 100% wack, but pretty blandly inoffensive and not really very interesting to me. the fact that they take writing credit for it is pretty retarded too.

― pipecock, Friday, June 13, 2008 10:38 PM Bookmark

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

the new one beats HW, it will be the most retarded thing ever. HAA is pretty much complete garbage, no matter what your angle is.

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

O_O

― the gush of yesterday (omar little), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

there's no middle ground of people making music that is actually good and fun to dance to without being completely retarded?

― pipecock

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't think it was possible I could dislike that dude more.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

he is pretty retarded

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

no, cram, the retard is YOU

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://wmdeez.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/envy-vs-eli-porter-i-really-mean-it.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

― eman, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

NAUS
SUPERCUB

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

hey, it's you

― jaxon, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

temporarily de-lurking to add some sense to the cannabis debate

these days i'm pretty busy and not on the internet very much, so i open ILX once a day, scan the thread titles and move on. usually just read whatever noize things got updated ("damage contrLOLz" and "hi dere what is awesome" usually)

besides, ILM has changed and i usually feel like i don't understand or care about what people are talking about. seems to be lots of discussion of what pitchfork says about hot indie bands of the moment and lots of discussion of obscure stuff i haven't got time for. i decided to stop buying music and get rid of about 2/3 of my collection so i could focus on getting really familiar with stuff i care deeply about. don't want to be a dilettante music nerd anymore, want to be an adult with some cash in my pocket and empty space + potted plants on my shelves.

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 June 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

definitely not as much dance music talk on ILM as there used to be

for music stuff nowadays I mostly stick to rolling punk non-indie underground thread and the I Love Vinyl board

lol @ noize enemy list revive

― dmr, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

OK this thread. I don't think I've ever seen it before. Also, hi Vahid. Good to hear from u.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

vahid, I have mostly lurked but you made my lurking worthwhile for quite a time. Went to mutek, actually thought of your style of commentary once or twice.

― postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

f0z1 i miss you

― cutty, Friday, 11 June 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i second mh

― like a guttenberg, strong with your mane (another al3x), Saturday, 12 June 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

afaik most browsers have a little red x in the top right corner that you can click when the shit gets too real

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 30, 2011 5:40 PM

sigh

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

noise board lost

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

TLG u love this thread!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

just an angry person i guess

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

awww don't be angry! :/

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

c*ntender1zer

― mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

tl don't r

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

ENBB
ELMO
MH
LATE GREAT
N/A

― scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

>:(

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

I never said he was an enemy. I don't read most of his tomes so I wouldn't really know whether or not I like him tbh.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 20 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

**)_(**

― scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

scott has been pretty awesome lately, is there a hall of fame

― mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

not gonna name any names but ...

i really hate it when people opine at length on subjects they don't really understand and then rebut other posters w/ "i haven't really thought about that BUT" or "i don't know much about that BUT" or "interesting point BUT" and then just restate their original, poorly informed opinion w/o any real thought or engagement w/ the points other people are making

i also really hate "if you disagree with me you are promoting patriarchy and a rapist"

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

then again you would think that by now i would have figured out that some people just get on my nerves, probably w/o making any conscious effort to do so, or at least not to begin with, and you would think i would know better than to try to drop THE TRUTH (or my version of it) on these people

so i guess i really am my own worst enemy, or something

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

the late great enemy list
the late great

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

makes u think

― dmr, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

man i really like the background on this thread. let's make it universal, who can hack like a champ?

― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

j0nath0ng w1ll1am$
he's our man
if he can't do it
no one can

― the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ never try to make people happy on ILM

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Excitement/Angry_man_2.gif

― the late great, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

i luv u tlg

― mh, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

thx bro i <3 2 n/h

― the late great, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

er i <3 u 2

― the late great, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol connect the dots

― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Monday, 23 April 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrm-rPSCIBw

― the late great, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/22/us/california-mountain-lion/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

^^ these cops

― the late great, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

are you f*king kidding me? That mountain lion weighs less than my dog who lives in my house

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

and how could a tranq not work on an animal that small?

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

it is a shame, if it were up to me i would make it legal for animals to eat people but what do i know

― the late great, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

there's no law against it per se

― mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

ok then i would make it illegal to not be eaten by animals

― the late great, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

iirc ape shall not kill ape, but there's nothing said about mountain lions

― mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

"beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. alone among god's primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed"

looks like if you're just looking for food it's okay to kill?

― the late great, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

that looks like a EULA question

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

i made some good posts itt

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

end user license agreement?

― the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

or clippy.

"Looks like you're just looking for food. Is it okay to kill?"
http://blogs.technet.com/blogfiles/canitpro/WindowsLiveWriter/OfficeTipoftheDay_CB85/clippy_2.png

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

it is a shame, if it were up to me i would make it legal for animals to eat people but what do i know
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/05/22/victims-flesh-eating-bacteria-treated-next-door-to-one-another/

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

bacteria aren't animals, michael white, don't get it twisted

and don't get clippy with me, forks

― the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

You sound like you're looking for an argument. Would you like to get aggro?

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Excitement/Angry_man.gif

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

i'll clip you ... clip you for real

― the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

the art of clip

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

yo nakhchivan, hold my dick

― the late great, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

that timeless 'body of pies' quip was insufficient reacharound?

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

vile little boy

― the late great, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

she is great yes

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

guys save it for the real enemy

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

coop

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

doggy

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

dog

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

bow wow wow yippie no yippie nay

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

so what was most obnoxious about the hmd thread?

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

pseudo feminist thread hijack

― the late great, Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

that was obnoxious yes.....it was going to be contemplative too, but it became contemplative again

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

coopydoggydogg: this is some entrylev gavin macinnes stuff? not a 'real' death panels dede

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

*dude

― libor pains (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

he is very real. real as the name.

coopdoggydog

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

poopdoggydogg

― the late great, Saturday, 7 July 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

hmd?

― sarahell, Sunday, 8 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

#hetero male domination

― the late great, Sunday, 8 July 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

oh, not hold my dick? how disappointing

― sarahell, Sunday, 8 July 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://duckshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/samuel-l-duckson.jpg

― the late great, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

jpeg title delivers

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

outrage ... privilege ... hateful shit ... power dynamics ... judging you ... i quit ... giant clusterfuck

- white chocolate cheesecake

― the late great, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:03 PM (1 hour ago)

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

wait is nakh on the nbhl or what

― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

outrage ... privilege ... hateful shit ... power dynamics ... judging you ... i quit ... giant clusterfuck

- white chocolate cheesecake

― the late great, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:03 PM (1 hour ago)

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:35 PM (2 hours ago)

― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ

― the late great, Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

don't want none won't be none

― the late great, Sunday, 29 July 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

its time to add some names

― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 November 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

go ahead then

― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

what is a noise dude for the purposes of ilx?

― sarahell, Thursday, 14 November 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

just trying to be provocative!

― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 November 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

mookieproof
homosexual II
sarahell

― scott seward, Thursday, 14 November 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

skot
maria
rufus

wait nm those are the irl noise dudes

― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

disappointing revive

― the late great, Thursday, 14 November 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

someone provoke something

― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Branstad.beef_-252x300.jpg

― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Friday, 22 November 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

^^ branstache

― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

Treeship
Neanderthal

― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

^^ cosign

― homosexual II, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

what? why? they seem so innocuous.

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

treesh is not nocuous at all though

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

otm

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

i have controversial noms but i don't want any trouble here. *steps back into general store*

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

N*ck A

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, June 29, 2004 7:28 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

original Noise Dude Enemy

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.c3airsoft.com/images/smilies/emot-frogout.gif

― am0n, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dXWyM-Vqf8c/UKFof1Ai3zI/AAAAAAAAAQE/XTzHTdBwmyY/s1600/no-bs.png

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

adding Matt P for his new controversy-adverse posting style

― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

i have controversial noms but i don't want any trouble here. *steps back into general store*

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:41 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

say them

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7PvtbkH0I (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

Neanderthal's on perpetual double probation with me, but I can't honestly say he's done anything wrong lately besides complain too much about traffic which, by the way, this stone in my hand I'm about to cast sure feels heavy.

I wouldn't even stoop to calling treeship a noise dude enemy. He probably likes the attention anyway.

― pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

gr8080

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

what?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

wcc quit ilx right? i feel kinda bad about that.

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

j/k. that maleness thread was lame though. this might mean i was never a noise dude.

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

wrt to image bombing in general i think there are few LOLz to be had, not sure why people don't just ignore lame threads

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

dog latin

― flopson, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

iirc I am a noise board enemy

― homosexual II, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

i sort of lump dee and man-dee (wait are they the same person?) and orbit and some other people whose "names" i forget, together as unhappy women who have a boring sense of humor and don't really have much to say except to "support" each other and make winky faces and reveal horrible childhood traumas.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, July 21, 2005 7:43 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― homosexual II, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

That thread was an image thread almost from the get-go. If anyone wanted real talk about swingin' dicks, they could've gone to the thread for contemplating the serious issues raised by the Men's Rights movement

― pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

harsh!!

― flopson, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

dog latin is just a bro that likes autechre and camping. he's coo

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

man-dee

the bat-man

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

ok. it's "..." posts + always be winning ilx with middle-of-the-road entertainments + excelsioring frogbs' dum zing @ me from that dum shiba-snow-puppy thread.

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

dog latin's a chicago footwork bro, too iirc. idk i just always see these really long posts by him and whenever i read them it always launching into these hammy overwrought monologue, so i guess he's my enemy. kind of like a british contenderizer?

― flopson, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

2005 man-dee was a bit sad

― homosexual II, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

2013 amateurist doens't seem drastically different

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

how does one become a noise dude enemy? I see have failed to qualify so far.

― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

i kno what you mean, i can't read the guy's posts either. xp to flopson

i should finally keep all this shit to myself and deal with it though because i actually like almost everyone here including gr8080, dog latin, and NA, and would much rather interact based on that fact than carp on someone's posting style as a defensive shithole move...

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah bit of a cheap shot. i'm on the market for enemies tho

― flopson, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zyjyIVw.jpg

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Six Young Men

The celluloid of a photograph holds them well -
Six young men, familiar to their friends.
Four decades that have faded and ochre-tinged
This photograph have not wrinkled the faces or the hands.
Though their cocked hats are not now fashionable,
Their shoes shine. One imparts an intimate smile,
One chews a grass, one lowers his eyes, bashful,
One is ridiculous with cocky pride -
Six months after this picture they were all dead.

All are trimmed for a Sunday jaunt. I know
That bilberried bank, that thick tree, that black wall,
Which are there yet and not changed. From where these sit
You hear the water of seven streams fall
To the roarer in the bottom, and through all
The leafy valley a rumouring of air go.
Pictured here, their expressions listen yet,
And still that valley has not changed its sound
Though their faces are four decades under the ground.

This one was shot in an attack and lay
Calling in the wire, then this one, his best friend,
Went out to bring him in and was shot too;
And this one, the very moment he was warned
From potting at tin-cans in no-man’s land,
Fell back dead with his rifle-sights shot away.
The rest, nobody knows what they came to,
But come to the worst they must have done, and held it
Closer than their hope; all were killed.

Here see a man’s photograph,
The locket of a smile, turned overnight
Into the hospital of his mangled last
Agony and hours; see bundled in it
His mightier-than-a-man dead bulk and weight:
And on this one place which keeps him alive
(In his Sunday best) see fall war’s worst
Thinkable flash and rending, onto his smile
Forty years rotting into soil.

That man’s not more alive whom you confront
And shake by the hand, see hale, hear speak loud,
Than any of these six celluloid smiles are,
Nor prehistoric or, fabulous beast more dead;
No thought so vivid as their smoking-blood:
To regard this photograph might well dement,
Such contradictory permanent horrors here
Smile from the single exposure and shoulder out
One’s own body from its instant and heat.

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

otm

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

you know what, fuck it, amateurist is nomination i can get behind.

― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

kind of like a british contenderizer?

oh dang man, that is cold

― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

I was sadly shaking my head at that thread where dl was listening to Tim Hecker at low volume as ambient music and wasn't getting it, more sad than adversarial

― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Who are the noise dudes?

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

first of all it's noize dudes, not noise dudes, and secondly, there are no more noize dudes

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

isn't dog latin kind of like a british dog latin?

― pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

yes

― flopson, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

in the thread title it is "noise dude"

― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

Social justice enemy list

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

spelling aside i stand by my claim

― the late great, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

bato enemies list

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

i like noize

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

*farts*

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

;)

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't it be typically noise-like to misspell noize as noise?

― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

foolish

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 November 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

wouldn't it be typically noise-like to misspell noize as noise?

― Aimless, Friday, November 22, 2013 11:50 AM (4 hours ago)

No.

Welcome to the enemies list

― sarahell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

sarahell: last noize dude standing

― the late great, Saturday, 23 November 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

noize is a feeling!

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 November 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

Welcome to the enemies list

All right! Gonna make me a t-shirt!!

― Aimless, Saturday, 23 November 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

didn't the noize dudes harass frank kogan until he stopped posting?

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Boy, you must be an abys because you are third-person singular simple present indicative form of aby.

― When you popped Apollonia, it kinda popped my brain. (weatheringdaleson)

― buzza, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

buzza, are you a noise dude, a noise dude ally, or a noise dude ally?

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, the third thing was supposed to be "noise dude enemy"

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

buzza just reposts shit. in a way it's lame as fuck that he takes the time/knows the archive that well . . . but usually the results are noise

it doesn't really matter now, but yeah treeship would be enemy no. 1 and for good reason

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

"good reason"

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

"guys i feel left out of this winamp conversation can you pay attention to me pls"

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

do you honestly think i was being serious when i said i felt left out?

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

no noise dudes, no enemies

― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

buzza, are you a noise dude, a noise dude ally, or a noise dude ally?

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, November 22, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

*strangles u to death*

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7PvtbkH0I (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

that's the spirit

― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

am.curious.sometimes

― buzza, Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

do you honestly think i was being serious when i said i felt left out?

no. but the effect is the same

― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Saturday, 23 November 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

Sadly we are all noise dude enemies now

Fucking tip one out shitstains

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 23 November 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

too much pattycake on this thread

― mh, Saturday, 23 November 2013 06:16 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/HaveacanofDuhItsonme_34E5/FrustratedWoman7.jpg

― the late great, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

i used to have that laptop!

― sarahell, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

me 2

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://us.123rf.com/450wm/kjekol/kjekol1303/kjekol130300179/19198247-angry-office-worker--businessman-hit-his-computer-keyboard-keys-and-coffee-in-motion.jpg

― turn me on, dead (am0n), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Hello everyone. I figured I'd finally comment on this thread after being mentioned on it almost twenty years ago, and, you know, your estimation of me at the time as a "sad Jean Teasdale" was pretty accurate. But that's only because it would be difficult to be anything but that when you'd lost your father just two years prior and was saddled with being a primary caregiver to a mother who was always emotionally abusive throughout your life, who didn't believe in therapy so you could never get any help for your grief or uncontrolled anxiety, depression, and PTSD, all the while feeling your young adulthood slipping through your fingers while you witness people around your age (i.e. people in their early to mid twenties) living what seemed to be far more exciting, adventurous lives. Now that my mom's been dead for years and I've finally sought therapy and treatment, I'm honestly a lot less sad than I used to be, and moving from a state I hated to one I've grown to love has also helped me out.

― We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Tuesday, 17 December 2024 09:22 (three weeks ago) link

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