In The EXCELSIOR, when the weather is hot/you can LOL and touch the sky

this was posted on I Love Books(!). Thread called: An Impertinent Question.

I'm 21 y.o., homeless, bright, w/out an automobile. I think I have a betterthanmost literary potential and i'm musically inclined and talented.
I was sitting in the lounge of a casino this afternoon giving my future potentialities odds: 13:1 against being overwhelmingly successful,
5:1 against being moderately sucessful, 3:1 against being totally destitute, 2:3 against being totally mediocre. My plan is to visit spain over
the winter break and then move there after graduation. Do you think that I'll be successful or should I save myself the trouble and join the
merchant marines and deign to accept my ultimate station as an asshole?

-- b. michael

Girolamo, because lots of people would like to have sex with one another but don't realise the other is keen, and don't broach the subject.

-- Alba (albab...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

we should all have sex broaches, like mood rings, that show if we are ready to have sex or not.

that's a better idea.

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

Or, you could just use mood rings and see who you end up with.

-- Girolamo Savonarola (gsa...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

no, I like broaches.

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

don't broach the subject.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

Have you ever been to a Harverster traffic-light party before, RJG?

-- Alba (albab...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

is it like cold lamping?

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

Anyway, this whole brooch/broach joke works better in speech. Can we recreate this thread next time we see each other, please?

-- Alba (albab...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

The people in this picture.
The people in a picture.
About the picture...
Why does it fucking keep putting up so many questions? I must look stupid.
Polka dot undies!
I have a question about this Soundgarden picture
Not a grunge question!
Indie rock words
My ass hurts
Music related banter
Well, fuck my ass! I've almost run out of stupid, embarassing shit to say.
My posts and Aja

Thieves have broken into my office!

-- Alba (albab...), August 22nd, 2004 11:26 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

I mean, I know there was, but it didn't seem to bear any relation to the original.

-- Alba (albab...), August 22nd, 2004 11:26 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

-- miloauckerman (suspectdevic...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

Track & Field ass has been pretty tasty, too.

-- Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (jdsalmo...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

this is why I don't like sport.

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

not really but.

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

not really butts?

-- Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (jdsalmo...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

not really, buttbrain.

-- RJG (RJ...), August 22nd, 2004. (later)

-- jamesmichaelward

Depending on operational conditions, weather and other factors, there may also be an opportunity for the wedding couple and up to six guests to have a photo made in front of Graceland Mansion. Check with the Special Events team for details on photo opportunities at the Chapel and on the mansion grounds.******

*Because most people would rather forget their wedding?

** Okay, they need to point out it's tastefully decorated, then you know Wanda Sue at the Kountry Kraft Barn was having a sale.

Wanda is now in Bermuda.

***Look honey, that window in the pitcher is jus' lahk the one over Elvis' FRONT DOOR! HOW ROMANTIC!

**** I don't even know what to say here. A MURAL? Velvet Elvis, help me.

***** 'who can only play songs written, performed or about Elvis'

****** Photo made? I know it's said commonly, but it bothers me. Made? Like what, Kodak DaVinci is gonna make a picture for me? Out of playdoh? WTF? What an heirloom, though, huh? "And this, kids, is where Daddy and I got married... in front of the house of a man who died on the toilet... Isn't it ROMANTIC???"

-- luna (luna_cee...), August 23rd, 2004 1:03 PM. (luna.c)

"Korn was keeping alive the flame of no wave."
That claim is a steaming platter of freshly squeezed crap.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 19th, 2002.

...

I hate when women cry, especially when they try to talk through it. It makes me forgive whatever stupid goddam thing they did to make me yell at them in the first place. It's a rotten weakness to have, I admit, but, what can I say? I'm all heart.
-- roger adultery (vlad628@aol.com ), August 23rd, 2004 10:03 PM. (later )

I'm all heart.
what if it was a lady spider crying? where would your heart be then hey?
-- gem (gemily76@hotmail.com ), August 23rd, 2004 10:04 PM. (later )

Lady spiders would be destroyed. They could tell me I'm Humble and Some Pig with their webs all they like, and I'd still respond with a blast of Black Flag. They, you know, lay EGGS, dude. Can't have that.
-- roger adultery (vlad628@aol.com ), August 23rd, 2004 10:09 PM. (later )

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Unless you walk into one, lips first

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), August 23rd, 2004 2:51 PM. (roger adultery)

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you must have big lips.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 23rd, 2004 2:52 PM. (hstencil)

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Meat of the trees = koala tacos.
-- St. Nicholas Ridiculous (naamm...), June 18th, 2004.

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Do you ever hit submit and yell 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' a nanosecond later? Fuck.
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 23rd, 2004 3:46 PM. (luna.c)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 23rd, 2004.

Shit cargo (needs certain accents)
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), August 23rd, 2004.

'Elvis has left the vagina'
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 23rd, 2004.

Does the dildo say "thankyewverrymuch" when you're uhh... finished?
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 23rd, 2004 4:40 PM. (trayce)

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'Elvis has left the vagina'
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 23rd, 2004 4:41 PM. (luna.c)

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hahahaha
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), August 23rd, 2004 4:42 PM. (Oops)

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(I am never going to be able to listen to "Love Me Tender" again.)
-- Many Coloured Halo (newromanti...), August 23rd, 2004 4:47 PM. (Dee the Lurker)

(Anyway.)

Okay, someone needed to tell Shields they were filming him: even in the context of an MBV video, he manages to look disturbingly apathetic.
-- nabiscothingy (--...), August 23rd, 2004 11:53 PM.

"Kevin, could you move around or something?"
"I'm already moving my right hand."
"Well could you maybe look at the camera while you do that?"
"But there's a very interesting ladybug on my shoe."
-- nabiscothingy (--...), August 23rd, 2004 11:56 PM.

fuk::xpost

"fnkkyrvrrymchhhmmff"

"fnkkyrvrrymchhhmmff"
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 23rd, 2004.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), August 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

TOMBOT for Prez, obv.

-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), August 23rd, 2004 10:08 AM. (Anthony Miccio) (later)

xpost w/myself: the nyt headline would be "In a Emotionally-Starved Desert of the Soul, A Dude Gets a BJ"
-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 23rd, 2004.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 23rd, 2004.

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Woah! Don't mess with this guy.
-- Alba (albab...)

-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 23rd, 2004.

somebody please photoshop the dog drumming for def leppard.
-- f ath (klintved...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2004 2:58 PM. (link)

1) I started one of these things?

2) When in the hell did I come up with that?

3) How?

4) Unh?

-- cºzen (coze...), August 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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I assumed they were wax pears.

-- Alba (albab...), August 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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why would anyone even assume a thing as "wax pears"?

-- Allyzay Science Explosion (alk210...), August 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

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I know. The assumption just appeared. I can't account for it.

-- Alba (albab...), August 23rd, 2004. (later) (link)

-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2004 3:44 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 27th, 2004 10:35 AM. (Autumn Almanac)

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), September 26th, 2004.

*masturbates aggressively*

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), September 24th, 2004 1:08 PM. (Oops) (later)

now it all comes out

-- adam. (adamr...), September 24th, 2004 1:10 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

ouch, unintentional pun

-- adam. (adamr...), September 24th, 2004 1:10 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 10:33 AM. (mcutt) (later) (link) (admin)

-FIN-

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), September 26th, 2004 10:01 PM. (SeanC) (later)

-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 27th, 2004. (later) (link)

tate modern
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), September 27th, 2004 9:06 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), September 27th, 2004

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...), September 27th, 2004 1:32 PM. (Hereward) (later)

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (L.Custo...), September 27th, 2004 3:36 PM. (Lord Custos Epsilon) (later)

-- Janne Karlsson (dominakto...), September 28th, 2004 2:21 PM.

-- You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhan...), September 28th, 2004 12:56 PM. (later)

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Anna OTM. They can be great. There are lots of reasons for not wanting to see someone again like:
- your partner would kill you if he/she found out.
- you live in a different country.
- you work together and that would make things icky.
- you're related and the kids would be retards.

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), September 28th, 2004 10:55 AM. (later)

Linda Hamilton
-- Jedermann sein eigener Fussball (kcoyne3...), September 28th, 2004 12:35 PM. (Dada) (later)

(so obvious but so perfect!)

This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boyz are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till a law man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
He'd be in for a squable no doubt
So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
He was going down, we figga'd
But this wasn’t no ordinary nigga
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd been seeing in my sleep
So we triple-teamed on him
Dropping them motherfuckin beads on him
The more I swung the more blood flew
Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
Then I felt just like a fiend
It wasn't even close to Halloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets
My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

She looked at me like I had two heads. I got up and walked away without saying anything.

-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), September 28th, 2004. (later)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 9th, 2003. (link)

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i freakin love that owl!

-- minna (girl_thursda...), January 9th, 2003. (link)

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she's been tossin some salads.

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), January 9th, 2003. (link)

-- David R. (quoteidio...), September 28th, 2004 4:49 PM.

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...) (webmail), September 28th, 2004 3:24 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

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That would explain the whereabouts of Twong of Squits of Chreiysy.

-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 29th, 2004.

-- Ian c=====8 (johni72...), September 28th, 2004 8:25 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

I AM YOUR FATHER.

-- Carey (flembac...), September 28th, 2004 8:27 PM. (Carey) (later) (link)

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(Way to ruin "E.T.", Dan.)
-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 28th, 2004 11:49 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

*****SUPA MEGA DANCE OF IN A HIP-HOP STYLEEE OH-NOOOOOOOO*****

STALIN: YOU GOT SERVED!
HITLER: *sob* Mein Kampf continues...

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 29th, 2004 11:08 AM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

-- Danger Whore (masoni...) (webmail), September 29th, 2004 4:58 PM. (kate) (later) (link)

Though, then again, considering how many drugs you take, I might get really high off licking you. Perhaps. I will consider it.

-- Danger Whore (masoni...) (webmail), September 29th, 2004 4:59 PM. (kate) (later) (link)

(Perhaps we really should start a new Excelsior thread, this one is nearly 2MB!)

I have finally been excelsiored! I'd kiss Jon, I'm so happy!

Aaron's theory seems more and more plausible.

-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 29th, 2004.

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Haha some people replace drugs with food, Eminem replaced it with VH1.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 29th, 2004.

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the proof will be if he name checks Joe Levy
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 29th, 2004.