I like to chew up a roffle and spread the resulting EXCELSIOR between two intact roffles

-- Aimless (aimles...), September 2nd, 2006.

Hi Mom!

-- jim wentworth (wenchv...), September 2nd, 2006.

the guy i met this weekend whose hat i stole and name i can't pronounce.
-- emsk (vomit.quif...), September 4th, 2006 12:14 PM. ( emsk) (link)

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jamiroquai?
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), September 4th, 2006 12:21 PM. (blueski) (link)

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), September 4th, 2006 8:56 PM. (trisk) (later)

was one of the variations "CROAKY"?

-- estela (estelaisale...), September 4th, 2006 8:58 PM. (estela) (later)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), September 4th, 2006.

Or he could sneak into the music office at the Guardian and substitute next week's boring Petridish review with selected choice extracts from Burton's Anatomy Of Melancholy spiced up with cutouts of Roy Keane aiming an owl at Patsy Kensit.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), September 4th, 2006.

-- ath (jodec...) (webmail), September 4th, 2006 12:43 AM. (ath)

So THAT's what all those threads are about!

-- StanM (Stan10...), September 4th, 2006. (later)

Cleese's Bread and Dripping shops, mostly. Staffed by adorable little cockernee urchins wearing bowler hats. Lumme, mister.

-- Michael Jones (tourajsig...), September 4th, 2006 3:00 PM.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), September 4th, 2006. (jed) (later)
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it is a quotation, from dog latin.

-- a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (miltonpinsk...), September 4th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)
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or louis jagger, whatever.

-- a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (miltonpinsk...), September 4th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)

-- Domenico Buttez (estebanbutte...), Today. (later)

-- Tim Whelden (twhelde...), Yesterday 12:27 AM. (twhelden) (later) (link)

yeah, so has every thirteen year old boy

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), Yesterday 7:26 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

-- estela (estelaisale...), Today 11:42 PM. (estela) (later) (link)

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stop drinking
-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), September 4th, 2006.

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You sound like my wife.
-- I Supersize Disaster (noodle_vagu...), September 4th, 2006.

IT'S STILL TRUE THO

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), September 5th, 2006 3:08 PM. (Pashmina) (later)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/mel_face/scaryer.jpg

The better to wash away the beach scum that is you.

The better to wash away the beach scum that is you.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 5th, 2006.

I found this one particularly amusing.

-- mark p (mark.p****...), December 30th, 2003 12:47 PM. (Mark P)

-- Nathalie (stevi...), September 5th, 2006 10:04 AM. (later)

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It's not, it's two mirrors.
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), September 5th, 2006 10:07 AM. (later)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006. (link)

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FRESH

-- Stephen X (figmentfragmen...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006. (link)

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I realize that you can replace "fresca" with just about anything you like and that sentence remains fact

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006. (link)

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), September 5th, 2006. (djmartian)

I'll certainly be consoling myself with that fact in the long cold months ahead.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), September 5th, 2006. (Matt DC)

-- Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (eastern_mantr...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2005. (link)

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Empty condoms I trust.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2005. (link)

SP, you are really gross and unpleasant.

-- Danny Aioli (crump...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006 5:57 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

And comparing someone to Dave Sim is pleasant discourse?

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006 6:01 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

I make no claims about myself pro or con, I'm just saying I think you're really gross and unpleasant.

-- Danny Aioli (crump...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006 6:06 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

Good lord! Not happening! We've lost the Aioli camp,
what's next???

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006 6:08 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

camp estela

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), September 5th, 2006 6:10 PM. (estela) (later)

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 6th, 2006.

I microwaved a hotdog yesterday.

-- genital hyphys (carlos....), September 6th, 2006.

The Ketubah - the Jewish marriage document. Lots of Hebrew on it an' stuff.

Crazy, never heard of it before (but then again I am as goy as it gets). The older gentlemen looks deeply concerned that something might go wrong.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 6th, 2006 2:44 PM. (Ned) (later)

The older gentleman is my father, who also served as Rabbi. "Deeply concerned that something might go wrong" is a good general description of him.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), September 6th, 2006 2:47 PM. (Hurting) (later)

if you make a mistake everyone has to get divorced.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 6th, 2006 2:48 PM. (slutsky) (later)

it's not wilful naivete, i have no idea who david fucking byrne is (and certainly don't know who to believe on this thread) and i resent the assumption that i should.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 9:10 AM. (later) (link)

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I RESENT MUSIC
My friend just said something about "mental machine music"; who the fuck does he think he is? (8 new answers)
Don't fucking tell me what music you think I would like, Amazon.com (1 new answer, 160 total)
I wish everybody would stop talking about that crotchety old rapper Kneel Yung (93 new answers, 524 total)

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...) (webmail), Today 9:35 AM. (later) (link)

sounds old.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 6th, 2006.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), September 7th, 2006. (later)

BROKEN WINDOWS DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORKS
THANKS RUDY

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), September 7th, 2006. (later)

MEMO TO CUTE WHITE WOMEN IN BARS: STOP DYING

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), September 7th, 2006. (later)

the extended breaks in Oasis' "Live Forever" and "Champagne Supernova" express the songs' themes far more eloquently than the lyrics.
-- summerslastsound (gzg...), May 5th, 2003 5:34 PM. (summerslastsound)

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The bar code on the back of the Oasis album expresses the songs' themes more eloquently than the lyrics.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), May 5th, 2003 5:39 PM. (Nick A.)

Actually I don't know what [Chuck Eddy] thinks of FOB.
-- Sundar (south.side.of.the.spamblockin'.sky.200...), September 7th, 2006. (sundar) (link)

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they remind him of black oak arkansas, donna summer, and die kruezen
-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), September 7th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (link)

SHUT UP CLOUD SHITTER
-- zappi, not jealous oh no (cfca...), Today.

-- estela (estelaisale...), September 8th, 2006 11:04 AM. (estela) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), September 7th, 2006. (later)

the insight is unbearable

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), September 7th, 2006. (later)

in britain we say strong or mature rather than sharp, because our cheddar isn't cut into pointy bits

Right, the British never use light metaphorical adjectives like "sharp" tastes. They prefer specific, scientific terminology like "dodgy," "manky," "wombly," "plonking," and "joinglyshire."

-- nabisco (--...), September 8th, 2006 5:37 AM. (nabisco) (later)

did i ever share my dream where ned was basically scarface?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 7th, 2006 11:10 PM. (slutsky) (link)

! You bastard, I demand a full accounting immediately.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 7th, 2006 11:11 PM. (Ned) (link)

was dan perry's ass the big pile of blow?

-- john cougar thornton melloncamp (wt...), September 7th, 2006 11:12 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

ned:

-lived in a giant penthouse
-wore a white bathrobe all the time
-was some sort of drug lord
-was known to be terrifyingly vicious and violent

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 7th, 2006 11:30 PM. (slutsky) (link)

and this is different...

-- john cougar thornton melloncamp (wt...), September 7th, 2006 11:31 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

oh wait it wasn't a dream

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 7th, 2006 11:32 PM. (slutsky) (link)

get out of my dream

-- john cougar thornton melloncamp (wt...), September 7th, 2006 11:34 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

-- nabisco

But "joinglyshire" is cracking me the feck up.

-- SaraK (ssksupergir...), Today 10:43 PM. (SaraK) (later) (link)

-- One Man's Mede Is Another Man's Persian (dadaismu...), September 8th, 2006. (Dada)

It certainly was. Ally McLeod was doing carpet warehouse adverts in 1979.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), September 8th, 2006. (nostudium)

-- except she got a little more ass (cispontin...), September 8th, 2006.
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Maybe it's for the fearful symmetry.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), September 8th, 2006.

-- Why does my IQ changes? (noodle_vagu...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

some heroic pun work here.

-- tigertiger (survivingdesireinthenoughtie...), September 8th, 2006 4:33 PM. (tigertiger) (later)

Awwww, who else missed Calum?

----

That early SST-era Dinosaur Jr. stuff is nowhere near as loud as it could/should have been (see also: Husker Du).

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

i'm with ned on this, husker du and dinosaur jr sound like vaacum cleaners when they should sound like 747's

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

747s are for businessmen, terrorists and screaming fat children.

-- Alicia Titsovich (evi...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

husker du records are SUPPOSED to sound like their amps are made of cardboard.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

what an excellent idea that was

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

Whatever you want
Whatever you need

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

Is that a Status Quo reference?

-- NickB (nic...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

i thought it was a dashboard confessional reference.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

You are both hurting me in my heart.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

husker du records are SUPPOSED to sound like their amps are made of cardboard.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2004/11/images/mission-accomplished.jpg

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), September 8th, 2006. (later)

-- Why does my IQ changes? (noodle_vagu...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 9:14 AM. (noodle vague) (later) (link)

maybe it's the rhum but boy does this make me giggle.

-- Queen Sarah Saturday (x77tige...), September 8th, 2006 4:24 PM. (coco) (later) (link)

I have been demolishing all of my co-worker's coconut-banana bread.

-- jaymc (jmcu...), September 8th, 2006 4:29 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

You have a problem with rage.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxi...), September 8th, 2006 4:30 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), September 8th, 2006. (scoopsnoodle) (later)

if two birds were tweeting merrily on a tree branch delillo would find a way to describe it that made you think of their inevitable deaths.
-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), September 8th, 2006. (tracerhand) (later)

two birds, tweeting merrily on a tree branch, gonna die one day.
-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), September 8th, 2006. (scoopsnoodle) (later)

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), September 9th, 2006 12:12 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

"This one's got a hole in it!"

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), September 9th, 2006 12:24 AM. (GerryNemo) (later)

-- otto midnight (effyouto...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006 1:51 PM. (otto midnight) (later) (link)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006. (link)

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jesus dom dont you have enuf enemies?

-- Haikunym (zinogu...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006. (link)

NV, there's the whole "adding ingredients" bit that you're not taking into account here.
-- Dan (Imagine Just Slurping Condensed Soup Cold... BLEAH) Perry (djperr...), April 12th, 2006.

Well no one would slurp condensed soup cold, at least not without adding water for god's sake. We're not animals.
-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), April 12th, 2006.

water dilutes the flavor.
-- latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (posercore24...), April 12th, 2006.

OK some of us are animals.
-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), April 12th, 2006.

[Braff's painful moronicism deleted]

to answer the question: yes

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

That guy is kind of a douche.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyza...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

KIND of a douche?!?

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

yes i understand now how the mentally ill should treated: slapped repeatedly and then executed

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

-- Aimless (aimles...), September 12th, 2006 7:28 AM. (later)

Clearly I must devour nothing but Cheetos.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 12th, 2006 7:40 AM. (later)

A RULE FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR TODAY

-- trees (meltingglacier...), September 12th, 2006 7:45 AM. (later)

I've seen him do d.boon's guitar parts pretty effortlessly... he has a extensive musical breadth and vocabulary.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), September 6th, 2006 1:12 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later)

*touches wood*

-- Edward III (ehonaue...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006. (link)

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too much information

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006. (link)

this movie was hella dumb

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

thanks for chiming in again, chakster.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

did you know this movie sucks

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Everything Chaki rags on, goes onto my Netflix queue.

-- Danny Aioli (crump...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

like what else?

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Nothing, I was just making funney. What else do you hate?

-- Danny Aioli (crump...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Crash

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

I saw the last 10 minutes of that -- no desire to see the whole thing.

-- Danny Aioli (crump...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

The Ben Folds Five song "Brick"

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

I wonder how Chaki feels about De Palma.

-- Eric H. (ephende...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Phantom of the Paradise is like the best movie ever

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

why u make it so hard to ignore u all tiem ;(

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Phantom of the Paradise is like the best movie ever

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

Chaki did you like the movie Brick?

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

i didnt see it. is paul williams in it?

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 12th, 2006. (later)

I refuse to believe any human being would rather fish a turd out of a toilet and have the thing marinade the inside of her purse rather than have her floater discovered in the toilet. There are but few delicate fibers keeping my grip on reality together and this is one of them. -- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), August 19th, 2006.

hahaha which one was this in?

-- Koogy Yonderboy (il...), September 13th, 2006 9:11 AM. (koogs) (later)

Have Kingmaker reformed?

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), September 13th, 2006 9:28 AM. (aldo_cowpat) (later)

just the idea of getting up to watch W&G amuses me.

-- Nathalie (stevi...), September 13th, 2006. (stevie nixed) (later)
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Are you sure you're not mixing up The Google Imagematch Game with "SexyBack" by Justin "Timberlake" Timberlake?

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), September 13th, 2006. (nostudium) (later)

-- sunny successor (sunnysuccesso...), September 13th, 2006 4:32 PM. (katharine) (later)

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Other problems with Great Danes:
- stealing your bologna, peanut butter, and chocolate sundae sandwiches right as you've squashed them down to mouth size for consumption

- poor voice control affecting the plausibility of your "Chinese restaurant" routine for distracting ghosts

- jumping into your arms when something scary happens, so your cowardly escape is slightly slowed down by their weight

- having smug, annoying little puppy cousins who won't stop visiting

-- nabisco (--...), September 13th, 2006 4:41 PM. (nabisco) (later)

Oh come, on, logging in as Geir or Tuomas must be easy. All you need is to just try password 'Beatles' or 'Genesis' or 'fuckbuddy' and hey presto, you're in.
-- Matt DC (runmd...) (webmail), September 13th, 2006 7:56 AM.

Thanks for your letter. We always appreciate feedback from our fans. It's definitely been a wild ride as we've grown from a small little site operating out of a basement in suburban Minneapolis into the world's number one online music news and reviews site. While we've put a lot of hard work and late hours into making Pitchfork a success (just ask the Domino's guy LOL), we couldn't have done it without you, our readers.

We take your concerns very seriously, and rest assured that the editorial staff will take a good, hard look at your complaints during our next meeting. Until then, keep on rocking, and remember to check out Pitchfork for all the latest and greatest in new music. Whether we were scaling the heights of Cookie Mountain, vacationing in Illinois, dishing some serious Girl Talk, or going Loon-y for Tapes n' Tapes, it's been a great 2006, and we can't wait to see what happens next!

Cheers,
Ryan

-- Pitchfork Media (mat...), September 13th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), September 12th, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...) (webmail), September 13th, 2006. (link)

-- like murderinging (mi...), September 14th, 2006 2:10 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

I hope you've paid for those 'The Knife' mp3s.

-- S- (gen.nuisanc...), September 14th, 2006 12:45 PM. (sgh) (later)

ie, the anus

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), September 16th, 2005 1:45 PM. (Dan Perry)

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now you're playing with power

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 16th, 2005 1:46 PM. (latebloomer)

hahha "beach chair" i wonder if all his new material is culled from his retirment.

"Beach Chair"
"Nothing Beats a Hot Cup of Tea and the NY Times Crossword in the Morning"
"Sandals Really Let Your Feet Breathe, You Know?"
"I Really Should Mow The Lawn, But I Just Got Season Two of Entourage"
"Beyonce, Can You Answer That?"
"I Finally Have Time to Catch Up on My Reading"
"I Fucking Told You, I Don't Care Where We Get Takeout From!"
"God, My DSL at Home Sucks"

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), September 14th, 2006 2:50 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), Today. (Dada)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), September 15th, 2006.

why am i typing this when it probably won't post? aah.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006. (link)

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oh. it worked.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006. (link)

(houses of the holy)

-- Charlie Howard (charlieflie...), September 15th, 2006.

what fuckers, not being welcoming

-- oops (don'temailmenicelady@hotmail.com

Ice Testicles seem genuinely amusing to me. Compare a picture of them with a picture of a band like Lightning Bolt who are supposed to look funny but do not!
-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), December 17th, 2005. (Tim Ellison)

The "TI"s, as Conor McN is no doubt planning to refer to them soon, look like a group of mentally retarded kids going to a fancy dress event as Bloc Party.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 17th, 2005. (Dom Passantino)

They do not look "mentally retarded."

Would you look at a picture of the Boredoms circa Soul Discharge and say that they look mentally retarded, too?

Did Devo look "mentally retarded?"

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), December 17th, 2005. (Tim Ellison)

Are you going to randomly list bands and ask if they look mentally retarded now Tim? I'll help.
Did 3rd Bass look "mentally retarded?"
Did the Goo Goo Dolls look "mentally retarded?"
Did China Crisis look "mentally retarded?"
Did Darts look "mentally retarded?"
Did 98 Degrees look "mentally retarded?"
Did Powder look "mentally retarded?"

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 17th, 2005. (Dom Passantino)

There was nothing random intended. I was comparing the Ice Testicles to the Boredoms and Devo.
-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), December 17th, 2005. (Tim Ellison)

98 Degrees did look mentally retarded.
-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...), December 18th, 2005. (The Good Dr. Bill)

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...), September 15th, 2006. (later)

haha leave it to wrinklepaws to decipher this horseshit

-- katie quirk (wt...), September 15th, 2006. (later)

"Boss I need the morning off, gotta burn an effigy of the Pope".
"Hang on I prepared a few last year should this very situation arise".

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), September 16th, 2006 1:50 AM. (blueski) (later)

-- Grey, Ian (igre...), September 16th, 2006.

tomb of the unknown amazon

-- katie quirk (wt...), September 16th, 2006.

jewish amazon

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 16th, 2006.

slocki i think you have your SWM ad pretty much written here

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), September 16th, 2006.

Try listening to the Fergie album.
-- Why does my IQ changes? (noodle_vagu...), September 16th, 2006. (noodle vague)

nah, i might have nightmares about humps and bridges and the like
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 16th, 2006. (latebloomer)

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

Tim's proposal to write up Living in the Material World was sadly rejected.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

You know that's my least favorite George Harrison album. (I did not propose a book for this series.)

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

hahahahaha "cultural heft"

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

rosie o'donnell really has taken the view hostage.

-- scott seward (skotro...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

the Armed Forces, Live at the Apollo, and OK Computer ones (to leave it at the ones published so far) are very ambitious. maybe you should actually look at a couple of them sometime, Tim.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

I mean, all these albums are kinda garbagey, really - that's part of the appeal of rock and roll, pop music, etc. in its glory. Collapses distinctions between the trivial and the awesome and all that. But here's this series as another example of yet more stodgy canonizing goin' on. I don't mean any of this as a reflection on any of the books in particular - I ain't read 'em - but, yes, I find the idea for the series to be dull and unambitious - a step above a desert island disc thang where it's supposed to be like Greil Marcus with less intellectual rigor or something.

xposts - I've seen a few in stores and again reiterating: not meant as a reflection on anyone's work in particular. just about the idea for the series in general.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

how do you know there is less intellectual rigor if you haven't read any!!

-- scott seward (skotro...), September 16th, 2006. (later)

-- the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (do...), September 16th, 2006.

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/bangs_l.jpg

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), September 16th, 2006.

snap
-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), September 16th, 2006.

"This is nice...relaxing."

-- Hoosteen (merlindude0...), September 17th, 2006 11:28 AM. (Hoosteen) (later) (admin) (userip)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 17th, 2006.

-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...), November 25th, 2004 7:08 PM. (Roger Fidelity) (link)

Obviously.

-- Marcel Post (marcel_pos...), November 25th, 2004 7:14 PM. (Marcel Post) (link)

x post

I thought they were Roger's kids.

-- noodle vague (noodle_vagu...), November 25th, 2004 7:15 PM. (noodle vague) (link)

That WOULD be hilarious, wouldn't it?

-- Roger Fidelity (blindjimdeat...), November 25th, 2004 7:17 PM. (Roger Fidelity) (link)

Then it would be AMAZING.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 25th, 2004 7:24 PM. (orion) (link)

where's momus?

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 25th, 2004 7:45 PM. (llamasfur) (link)

whacking off.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 25th, 2004 7:46 PM. (orion) (link)

over nude pixs of prussian blue?

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 25th, 2004 7:47 PM. (llamasfur) (link)

does it matter?

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 25th, 2004 7:49 PM. (orion) (link)

-- Tommy Woodry (tommywoodr...), September 17th, 2006.

it's a black bream -(Spondyliosoma cantharus)

-- Porkpie (porkypi...), September 17th, 2006.

Oh no! That's the lethal kind!

-- StanM (Stan10...), September 17th, 2006.

chicken and gravy and pea fries actually sound amazing but i could do without the curds

-- katie quirk (wt...), September 17th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

no you could not.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 17th, 2006. (slutsky) (later) (link)

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...), September 18th, 2006. (Haberdager) (later)

oooh, hark at him and his private education.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 18th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)

but the boy louis went to westminster! whole other thing.

Sounds like the perfect weekend to me.

-- mrrightnow (meichhamme...), Today 11:37 AM. (mrrightnow) (later) (link)

"FUCK YOU, you’re wastin’ our poo" should be a meme.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), September 18th, 2006.

Based on that one photo with Morello, surely it should be:

"FUCK YOU I won't poo where you tell me!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 18th, 2006.

-- Bidfurd (Bidfurd8...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006. (link)

MR SNRUB, THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN

?

who was it sent me that OMD remix, then?

P.S. I-RM = LJ has been discussed:
Ban Louis Jagger

Link?

Fucking hyphens as well as his Mom?

"a decent poster and a pleasant guy :)"

somebody should have shot me there and then

Also, explain 'subliterate'.

http://www.myspace.com/messthetics

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), September 18th, 2006.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 10:15 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later) (link)

Libertarianism is the art of pretend philosophy.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 10:16 PM. (Hurting) (later) (link)

R.E.O Speedwagon: "Chubby Bunny" contest
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), September 18th, 2006 7:20 PM.

---

its a pity that some of you don´t take the topic serious and therefore make it hard for readers to guess which deaths are real and which are meant to be funny puns

-- mrrightnow (meichhamme...), September 18th, 2006. (later)

and he was kicking and screaming. I wasn't there but the question is: Should I buy a gun?

-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), September 19th, 2006 8:50 PM. (christopherscottknudsen) (later)

Answers

bit late for that.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 19th, 2006 8:52 PM. (Enrique) (later)

Buy a door.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), September 19th, 2006 8:53 PM. (mark grout) (later)

ken c (pykachu100@hotmail.com), September 19th, 2006.

Is that like a doorbell?

C J (CJ_The_Unruly@hotmail.com), September 19th, 2006.

would your doorbell regularly bust a cap in yo mutherfuckin' ass?

ken c (pykachu100@hotmail.com), September 19th, 2006.

I like Blount, but he has this weird thing where he thinks 80% if the posters on this board are crypto-conservatives.

-- perpetual adolescent aka settle down, Beavis (boys.wil...), September 19th, 2006 4:09 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), April 22nd, 2005. (link)

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At least at first. I think eventually I would warm to the possibilities.

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), April 22nd, 2005. (link)

Yes, and I'm at work too, fabulous. Serves me right. Serves me bloody well right.

Dick Van Dyke's strangest song to Mary Poppins.

(My god, the previous phrase is the more obscene the more I think about it.)

Hahaha, I had forgotten about that.

hunter age 3, what does yr future hold?

I certainly have no plan to own this rubbish ever.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), September 19th, 2006.

-- Squirrel_Police

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), September 19th, 2006 9:54 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

i wish you wouldnt be anywhere

-- katie quirk (wt...) (webmail), September 19th, 2006 9:55 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

but then i'd be where you are

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), September 19th, 2006 9:58 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

zen.jpg

-- katie quirk (wt...) (webmail), September 19th, 2006 9:59 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

You know Moss is a cokehead, right?

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 18th, 2006 9:25 AM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

OH NO FUCK

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), September 18th, 2006 10:41 AM. (electricsound) (later)

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), September 20th, 2006 2:58 AM.

(re Scissor Sisters)

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), September 20th, 2006.

i don't understand what a bung is! people are talking about them and stuff, are they bad? are they in other sports?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

It's that thing in basketball where one of the guys jumps up and shoves the ball through the little round thing

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

oh ok. why are they talking about it in football, is it like a goal or something?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

... the soundtrack was composed by David Byrne

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

are you taking the piss again? :(

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

I thought you were! :)

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

the newspapers don't even say what a bung is! they just say things like CORRUPTION and MONEY without explaining.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

i hope you know what 'corruption' and 'money' mean, lex. you do want to be a journalist after all.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

Plus the accepted journalistic form is "money and corruption" not "corruption and money" (xpost)

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

i hope you know what 'corruption' and 'money' mean, lex. you do want to be a journalist after all.

oh god no i don't. i know what they mean but i don't know what a BUNG is.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

you don't want to be a journalist... yet write for teh newspaper?

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

It's a bribe by a player's agent to a manager, with the aim of securing a transfer for that player.

I think.

-- Tom (freakytrigge...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

A bung is an apparatus used to seal a container, such as a bottle, tube or barrel. Unlike a lid which encloses a container from the outside without displacing the inner volume, a bung is partially inserted inside the container to act as a seal. The lids for safety overpacks for 55 gallon drums some times may have a bung built in[1] for access of the contents of the container. These may be referred to as fuel bungs.

A translation of Dante's Inferno to English from the original Italian uses the term "bung" when describing the grotesque appearance of a particular sinner who has been split from head to crotch, with his bowels (a "shriveled sac") trailing behind him. This punishment is seen in the area of Hell where the Sowers of Discord, a mangled, mutilated mess of souls, are corralled, indicating its roots date all the way to the 13th century.[citation needed]
* The word is the root of the insult "bunghole", which is commonly used by Beavis of the animated television show Beavis and Butt-head, which appeared on MTV during the 1990s. Beavis would pull his t-shirt over his head, put his arms out and up at ninety-degree angles and utter, "I need T-P for my bunghole." See also, Cornholio.
* In British slang, a bung is slang term for a bribe and is frequently used as a slang term for a cat. This reference to a cat is based on the slang "bunghole" and describes a mangy breed. The actual term is "the bung."
* In Australian slang, bung is used instead of "place". For example, if you had a lot of rubbish to throw away and your bin was full, a neighbour might see your predicament and say, "You can bung that in my bin." During a video night, someone might emplore you to "Bung in the next movie..." and so on. The use of the term, however, is in decline.
* The term bung may also be used in a slang reference to the anus.
* In the game of darts, the center bullseye is often referred to as the 'bung' or 'bunghole'.

-- Hello Sunshine (fiver_the_bunn...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

i don't understand why that is good or bad? i don't really understand 'transfers' though (i mean, i understand what they are, but i don't understand what the ethical etiquette is around them, and i don't understand the way they mean that a fan of one team might have to cheer against a player one week and then for them the next week).

you don't want to be a journalist... yet write for teh newspaper?

i like writing!

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

xp to tom

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

Basically what Tom said — player's agent is paid £XXX,XXX commission when a player signs for a new club, and "bungs" the club's manager a chunk of it to sweeten the deal.

So it basically involves the manager ripping off his own employer.

-- Hello Sunshine (fiver_the_bunn...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

And, very often, foisting an over-priced shit player on the club's long-suffering fan

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

...s

-- Oh No It's Dadaismus! (dadaismu...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

it's like a kick-back, which would be punnier also.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

i'm not sure i understand why this is bad! so the player's agent pays the player's manager for taking the player away? isn't that just, you know, PAYING FOR THE PLAYER?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

no.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

what so are transfers normally for free??!!! that is insane!

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

no, no, no.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

HERE BE DRAGONS.

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

---

yea, right, tennis is a veritable beacon of egalitarianism

-- Tommy Woodry (tommywoodr...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

yea, right, tennis is a veritable beacon of egalitarianism

neither is football but this is not the same as being corrupt! no one takes backhanders in tennis to...er...i can't think what anyone would take a backhander in tennis for actually.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

ie it is INHERENTLY PURE

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

they take backhanders. forehanders too.

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

die

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), September 20th, 2006. (later)

"The internet's so full of phonies I can't stand to look at it for more than three goddam seconds, if you want to know the truth. When I get out of here I'm not even going to own a computer. I swear to God I won't. About the only thing I like is that damn ilXor.com. I've killed around three hundred hours of my goddam life reading that crazy site. They can be pretty immature there. I like it, though. I really do. 'Urgent and key.' That kills me. I like that old pinefox."

-- Justyn Dillingham (aubade8...) (webmail), December 30th, 2002 3:04 AM. (Justyn Dillingham) (link)

I waited in line to meet him. Right in front of me in line was Todd Trainer of Shellac. They had a really intense, hushed conversation. Then I was next.

I went up to him and said something dorky like, "Oh hey I really like your music and I hope you come back to Minneapolis more often" (He'd not played here in 10 years)

He looked at me and said, "Yeah, you know, cuz we have to get this whole Pangea thing going. The Hudson is going to shrink and New York will move into the Midwest!"

Me: "Um...[pause]...So it'll be easier to tour?"

Bonnie: "EXACTLY!"

Then...he shakes my hand for an uncomfortably long period of time, like 30 seconds. He was smiling and looking right into my eyes and crushing my hand in a very strong handshake.

Then he let go and signed my poster:

"Pangea--------> Forward for Unity! Thanks, XbonnyX"

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), September 20th, 2006 11:42 AM. (Matt Helgeson)

i think bpb's vocals are much better than palace era will's vox (kinda could only go up from there)
-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), September 18th, 2006 10:34 PM. (pompous) (later) (link)

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i really liked his vox on the 'greatest palace music' album
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 19th, 2006 12:31 AM. (gear) (later) (link)

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all the vox on Viva are killer
-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), September 19th, 2006 12:34 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

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I see a darkness has the best vox on it IMO...that album is flawless. The BPB stuff was the first oldham stuff i got into so i like that the best...but i also love the vocals on the Superwolf thing too...haven't heard much of letting off yet.
-- Pop Ryan (rmm33...), September 19th, 2006 12:42 AM. (Rebelwordsmith) (later) (link)

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stop saying "vox" you fucking homos
-- katie quirk (wt...), September 19th, 2006 1:37 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

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P.S.: Don't admit this oversight to your boyfriends, they might start thinking it'd be a great sexy prank to somehow mount a giant dildo under the seat.
-- nabisco (--...), September 20th, 2006 2:45 PM. (nabisco)

-- Tom (freakytrigge...), September 20th, 2006.

-- scott seward (skotro...), September 20th, 2006.

best fashion sense? you're mad. either be in Information Society or don't.
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), June 1st, 2003. (roger adultery) (link)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

not to mention... american dad dude?!?

i guess it's a mt rushmore of stuff they have on now

-- s1ocki (slytus...)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 20th, 2006. (gear) (later)

gusher
dick joke
i-rm
eeyore
who the fuck even knows

-- and what (an...), September 20th, 2006. (ooo) (later)

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), September 20th, 2006.

music critic: it's for dancing to
everyone: o rly?

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 20th, 2006.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 5:15 PM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

i couldn't even bring myself to photoshop tuomas's pics. which basically is a goldmine of photoshopping opportunities.

today i discover the limits of my sexuality.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 31st, 2005 6:05 PM.

and

one time I had an argument with this guy who insisted the band the The was actually pronounced "the Thee". He also theorized that Johnny Marr was related to Chris Mars of the Replacements, which is very similar to when my ex-roommate insisted Bad English's John Waite was related to Tom Waits, "Who is also British."
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), February 2nd, 2005 8:43 PM

and

lemme see yo aphex twins
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), February 2nd, 2005 10:24 PM.

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that is the grossest, most unacceptable come on line i've EVER HEARD, anthony miccio.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 2nd, 2005 10:25 PM.

all from What do you look like in your underwear?

"is this homer nixon any relation?"

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 21st, 2006 12:14 AM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

Although she looks way older than she is. I'll buy the alcoholic thing on that basis alone.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 21st, 2006 12:15 AM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

I must assume you're joking.

-- Johnny Fever (sidewaysou...), September 21st, 2006 12:16 AM. (johnny fever) (later)

she probably doesn't want to be fancied by someone wearing a little police uniform with acorns embroidered on it.

-- estela (estelaisale...), September 21st, 2006 12:23 AM. (estela) (later)

what if he isn't? is that covered in a different course?

they really should have locked that thread after this

This guy would do really badly on Family Fortunes.

-- NickB (nic...), September 21st, 2006. (NickB)

(twas from the Bobby Gillespie thread, the man himself.)

I'm brushing up my German.
-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 10:57 AM. (Madchen) (later) (link)

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He was probably clean enough before you did that.
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 11:02 AM. (aldo_cowpat) (later) (link)

Topical, I shall say no more...

-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 21st, 2006. (ken c) (later)

-- Brad Laner (b...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006 12:55 AM. (Brad Laner) (later) (link)

i feel like you're a bored dude who sure as fuck wishes he knew the truth about something other than the fact that han solo shot first.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006 12:57 AM. (gear) (later) (link)

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), September 21st, 2006.

So why don't you like 'em?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 21st, 2006.

drummer uses zildjian cymbals, bernard's a paiste man all the way

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), September 21st, 2006.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), Today 9:35 PM. (later)

- NOTED HORSEMAN IN PERIL (500 new answers, last in the 12th century)
- YE POPE IS A BASTARD (26 new answers, last call before the public burnings)

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), Today 9:38 PM. (later)

-- Sara R-C (sr...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006. (link)

I think I just died.

-- bernard snow (), September 21st, 2006

"The fact is, I was raised in a pro-life family and there's no
way I'll ever change my mind. Ever. [...] I guess I'm just a touchy-feely guy."

Squirrel_Police on... BEING A TOUCHY-FEELY GUY

"I've never seen so much cheesy angst and misdirected anger.
It was a freakin' hurricane, people - an ACT OF GOD. Time to move on."

Squirrel_Police on... SUBURBAN SPRAWL

"I've pondered the rationale for hating McMansions.
and I just don't buy it. It centers too much on percieved
tackiness. There might be a jealousy component..."

Squirrel_Police on... THE FOUNDATION BLOCK OF TRUE DEMOCRACY

"I believe that private gun ownership is foundation block of
true democracy."

Squirrel_Police on... PARTYING HARD

"Thank you for laughing at/enjoying my drunkness report. It makes me feel special knowing that people around the world are experiencing this with me. Tommorow when I'm sober I will laugh at this but right now I feel good. Hangover? WOW. I have not considred it."

-- ath (jodec...)

http://www.memorygongs.com/heh.jpg
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 4th, 2005.

I don't want to sound mean, but is that person breathing coal dust and wearing a rock on its head?
-- Adamdrome Crankypants (ada...), January 4th, 2005.

Fuck my mouth.

-- Party Time Country Female (rabbitrabbi...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 11:22 PM. (pullapartgirl) (later) (link)

-- Nathalie (stevi...), September 22nd, 2006. (stevie nixed)

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), May 6th, 2004 8:36 PM. (Oops) (link)

-- IPSISSIMUS (joh...), September 21st, 2006.

i see that shit every night around 6:30
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 21st, 2006.

-- bendy (bend...), September 22nd, 2006.

nope

-- King-a-Ling (jgking071...), September 22nd, 2006.

captain beef...dog

-- A Giant Mechanical Ant (ktothed...), September 22nd, 2006.

covertwee shankpup

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), September 22nd, 2006.

(time to place a) cap on crappy indie rock cow poodles

-- fact checking cuz (factcheckingcu...), September 22nd, 2006.

-- The Vintner's Lipogram (omhalck@.com), September 18th, 2006. (OleM)

Yeah so have I. If it is spam, whats the point?

-- Trayce (spamspanker@.com), September 18th, 2006. (trayce)

It's spam for Principia Discordia.

-- a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (crucial.bonus@.points), September 18th, 2006. (nickalicious)

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), September 22nd, 2006. (PaulEdwardWagemann) (later)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 22nd, 2006. (later)

um?

Okay, then. I thought POX was only pick any, my mistake...

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 22nd, 2006. (later)

"ok guys, who'd just done a stanking jobbie in the loo and didn't flush?"
"oh, i bet a schoolboy's dream did it"
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 22nd, 2006. (ken c) (link)

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...), September 23rd, 2006 11:03 AM. (Haberdager) (link)

-- nabisco (--...), September 21st, 2006 5:54 PM. (nabisco)

but they be makin tons of hispanics like jesus still

-- and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (evieandjo...), September 22nd, 2006. (PappaWheelie 2)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 22nd, 2006. (later)

-- M. V. (m...), September 23rd, 2006.

Step 8: ???
Step 9: PROFIT!

-- someone nice (chil...), September 23rd, 2006.

I like reading the thread title as if it said that Cypress Hill is Aphex Twin minus the WTF.
-- aaron d.g. (justanotherstory_100000...), September 23rd, 2006.

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), September 24th, 2006.

I'd rather have a lump of coal.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), September 24th, 2006.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 22nd, 2006. (later)

thank all you: & T FOR TAXAS ALL & gOD BLESH

-- ZINE (kiv877...), September 23rd, 2006.

lol@ "gOD BLESH" - drunken slurring internet typing???

( the first pic is of Dr. Morbius)

-- Run Ruud Run (louder...), Today 5:38 PM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

I've noticed alot of folks here are entertained by my posts. You must think that it is just too bad you can't have an entire book written by me to keep you entertained.
Well guess what.
Ole wagemann here has written a book that is soon to be published. If any of you would like a good laugh, then go to my MySPace and shoot me a message and I'll get back to you and provide the details on how you can purchase it. It should be available in time for x-mas...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...) (webmail), Yesterday 10:02 PM. (PaulEdwardWagemann) (later) (link)

Who exactly is going to publish this book, the mark grout vanity press?

-- Run Ruud Run (louder...) (webmail), Today 8:38 PM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

-- melissa miller (yungsmyle...), September 16th, 2003.

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melissa, good lookin' out. i'd love to have you in my videos. why don't you go ahead and post pictures of yourself. word
-- Kayne (kayn...), September 16th, 2003.

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i think there is something wrong happening here.
-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), September 16th, 2003.

Yeah, but I have no idea how to search blogs for certain record reviews, so I mainly use IMDb and Allmusic and Rapreviews.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), September 21st, 2006 11:28 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Rapreviews.

i read this as 'Rapereviews'

"didn't struggle much, 2/10"

-- The Real DG (rgreenfiel...), September 21st, 2006 11:31 PM. (D to thee G) (later)

That's one of the ones where I get a horrified expression on my face AND laugh.

-- Michelle ST.Pierre (frnchpierr...), September 24th, 2006 8:26 PM. (later)

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 25th, 2006 12:24 PM. (slutsky) (later)

do your elbows and shoulders ever hurt after a sneeze?

-- milo z (wooderso...), September 25th, 2006 1:00 PM. (mlp) (later)

only when i sneeze so hard i fall down on my elbows and shoulders.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 25th, 2006 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later)

I want to know wether to take the huff or not.

-- Louis Jagger (louisjagge...), Yesterday 6:25 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

oh it is.

Oh, OK, I guess Teletubbies may be an exception....

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), September 25th, 2006. (link)

http://www.agilitynut.com/p/dellsdino.jpg

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), September 25th, 2006 2:53 PM. (Mr.Que) (link)

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IM IN UR STATION
POOPIN IN UR SLUSHIE
-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), September 25th, 2006 2:55 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), September 25th, 2006 5:06 PM. (Tuomas)

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It's what we call blogs in the US
-- PappaWheelie says, ''only pick any'' (evieandjo...), September 25th, 2006 5:06 PM. (PappaWheelie 2)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), September 25th, 2006.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), October 2nd, 2002.

-- Squirrel_Police (xxx), September 26th, 2006 2:18 AM.

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they found a little-known work by odysseus memorializing a rather uneventful day he spent strolling around dublin in 1904.
-- J.D. (xxx), September 26th, 2006 2:53 AM.

From Archeologists have discovered the tomb of Odysseus!

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T.Lex "erm who's john toye?"

-- ken c (pykachu...), September 26th, 2006 12:52 PM.

-- a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (crucial.bonu...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

Because that's the worst idea anyone's proferred on ILX yet?

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

because the main thing that makes japanese franchise video game heroes great is that they DON'T EVER TALK.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

"great"

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...), September 26th, 2006. (later)

-- and what (an...)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 21st, 2006.

-- ceri hooper (hoopercer...), September 23rd, 2006 12:23 PM. (later) (link)

Its means that you are scaredif your husband or boyfriend is tired of you and wants a new life with someone else. Cody has spoken...

-- cody bean (buddyro999...), September 23rd, 2006 2:29 PM. (later) (link)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 27th, 2006 2:40 AM.

Battle skills
Body of work
Breath control
Concepts
Flavor
Flow
Freestyle
Industry impact
Live performance
Longevity
Lyrics
Originality
Poetic value
Social impact
Substance
Versatility
Vocabulary
Vocal presence

-- Mark (r-...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

Yes.

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

Is "Young" the new "Li'l"?
-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), September 22nd, 2006.

"l'il hot rod" -- not quite the desired effect.

-- EARLY-90S MAN (miltonpinsk...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

funniest thing I've ever seen

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), September 17th, 2006 9:00 PM. (Thermo Thinwall)

This doesn't even need context. Pissing myself.

-- nabisco (--...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

'I'M IN UR WAY, STIFLING UR PROGESS'
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), September 27th, 2006.

ihttp://www.taxi-strip.com/images/CS_1992_Sept_Cockpit_and_cats_1_.jpg

xp

-- sleeve version 2.0 (sleev...), September 26th, 2006. (sleeve testing)

Yes, I faked my own death

-- Am I Re-elected Yet? (dadaismu...), September 26th, 2006. (Dada)

NEWS FLASH TO ME, GOOGLE ROCK STARS BEFORE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

Of course you should go.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 27th, 2006.

waist deep

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 27th, 2006.

in rich, pungent lawsuits.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 27th, 2006.

-- The Real DG (rgreenfiel...), September 26th, 2006 7:42 PM. (D to thee G) (later)

that jet engine thing took him down HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), September 26th, 2006 7:47 PM. (mark grout) (later)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

LITTLE HOUSE ON THE POONY

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

oh wait that's the other gilbert

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 27th, 2006. (later)

I couldn't sleep and was feeling down, and I was running out of other threads, and I was sort of surprised to see my own name come up at all. And I know it sounds lame, but it kind of cheered me up. And then I searched old excelsior threads, and whaddya know I came up on a few of those too. Thanks guys.

Worlds' Number # One Insomniac Forum (insomnia)

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), September 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

perhaps this will be a lesson for him on the non-verbal nature of text and its inability to carry intonation.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...), September 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

I'm sure he's learned a valuable lesson from all of this.

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), September 28th, 2006. (later) (link)

Hello I Am Goodbye - 9
He is first masterpiece as he abandoned Enos wretch wrench noises and consentrate on heartfeel, mellows melodic ballads such as You Can't Take My TV and Who That Man (Why I Not Break His Jaw) but also his first Number One hit in uptempo disco dancer champion Canterbury Love with his hialrious Blue Brother routine in videotape.

No Jackets Allowed - 10
It is supreme effort of the 80's with every song a winner, like Sue Studio, so good that Prince rip it off for his "song" 1999, and heart feel duos like Starve With Sting, The Room In Your Hotel and Easy Lava. No record is better than this, other than other certain ones.

You Cannot Be Serious - 10
But this is even bet than the Jackets for it finds superstar Collin in groovy compassion mood. No artist define the heartfree eightys with its ThatcherReganism more deep than Phil Collins with his heartfeel anthem "Another Day A Parasite." Then he sing "Hand To Heavn" with brass from the Jacksons Five and it is party wild he is the Best!

A And B Sides - 8
This is not so good in fact I cannot think of tracks individ from it but it is stil Phil and tehfefore more valid than scurrulent offerings from Britpopp pretend like Slayer and Orbs before proper songs come back with Osis.

Dance With Me Tonight - 5
This is a bad mistake this record. Instead of the hugely melodic ballads with which he make his fortune like Again You're Odd, we get confuse venture into coloured rhythm dominate Africa musics which are reject as amelodic. It is no wonder he return to Genesys not long after with more stringy best selling album like Invisible Mama and Dance With My Duke.

-- Comstock Carabineri (comstoc...), September 28th, 2006 2:57 PM. (later)

"Again You're Odd" is cracking me up.

I would have a family of idiots living on a rubbish dump, who walk around naked all year round, covered in their own shit, terrorising visitors to the dump who come looking for old washing machine parts etc.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...) (webmail), January 11th, 2004 8:23 AM. (Eyeball Kicks) (link)

Sounds like 'Friends.'

-- NA (naamm...) (webmail), January 11th, 2004 8:46 AM. (Nick A.) (link)

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Awwww *Huggles*
-- Kv_nol (kn0l4n8...), September 28th, 2006.

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When did thread turn cuddlestein? Gross.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), September 28th, 2006.

-- j.lu (j_lunati...), September 28th, 2006.

-- how much, latebloomer? (posercore24...), September 28th, 2006. (later)

and with the magic of computers, we can make them have sex with each other for you!

-- Butt Dickass (butt.dickas...), September 28th, 2006. (later)

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), September 28th, 2006. (later)

awesome.

I am the reviewing Phil Collins:

Face Is Valued - 5
This debuting effort from the Genesys drummer when he is solo is scampered by the amelodic avantgarde leftwing noises emenate from tracks I Miss You Again and Tell Me Tomorrow remindisce of German stormtroopers Stock Howsen. But it is redempt by queerly melodic offerings You're In My Hair Tonight and Leave Me Wife, Not Easy which give greater offer of promise of star career to follows.

Hello I Am Goodbye - 9
He is first masterpiece as he abandoned Enos wretch wrench noises and consentrate on heartfeel, mellows melodic ballads such as You Can't Take My TV and Who That Man (Why I Not Break His Jaw) but also his first Number One hit in uptempo disco dancer champion Canterbury Love with his hialrious Blue Brother routine in videotape.

No Jackets Allowed - 10
It is supreme effort of the 80's with every song a winner, like Sue Studio, so good that Prince rip it off for his "song" 1999, and heart feel duos like Starve With Sting, The Room In Your Hotel and Easy Lava. No record is better than this, other than other certain ones.

You Cannot Be Serious - 10
But this is even bet than the Jackets for it finds superstar Collin in groovy compassion mood. No artist define the heartfree eightys with its ThatcherReganism more deep than Phil Collins with his heartfeel anthem "Another Day A Parasite." Then he sing "Hand To Heavn" with brass from the Jacksons Five and it is party wild he is the Best!

A And B Sides - 8
This is not so good in fact I cannot think of tracks individ from it but it is stil Phil and tehfefore more valid than scurrulent offerings from Britpopp pretend like Slayer and Orbs before proper songs come back with Osis.

Dance With Me Tonight - 5
This is a bad mistake this record. Instead of the hugely melodic ballads with which he make his fortune like Again You're Odd, we get confuse venture into coloured rhythm dominate Africa musics which are reject as amelodic. It is no wonder he return to Genesys not long after with more stringy best selling album like Invisible Mama and Dance With My Duke.

-- Comstock Carabineri (comstoc...) (webmail), September 28th, 2006 8:57 AM. (nostudium) (later) (link)

from the so not gonna happen thread, obv. snipped some xposts

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

These people are not friends.

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 5:27 PM. (roxymuzak) (link)

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 5:28 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 5:30 PM. (jaymc) (link)

-- John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnjuste...), September 28th, 2006 7:43 PM. (johnjusten) (link)

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His AI reacts poorly to "dirty sanchez".

-- John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnjuste...), September 28th, 2006 7:45 PM. (johnjusten) (link)

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A productive evening at John's house unexpectedly triggers a killer robot from the future to be sent back to the year 2006 to stop him from screwing with website AI.
(Gov.) Arnold Schwartzenegger IS John Justen in Terminator 4: Dirty Sanchez.

(you can pick your own co-stars)

-- Sara R-C (sr...), September 28th, 2006 8:08 PM. (Sara R-C) (link)

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Dear lord. I really really hope you know what the "Dirty Sanchez" is, Sara. If not...well I'll leave it up to Wikipedia.
-- John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnjuste...), September 28th, 2006 8:15 PM. (johnjusten) (link)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez
Um. Make sure the kids are asleep for this one.

-- John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnjuste...), September 28th, 2006 8:17 PM. (johnjusten) (link)

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Yuck. I think you're going to have to grovel to get an NC-17 rating.
(And really, you can keep your co-star list to yourself!)

-- Sara R-C (sr...), September 28th, 2006 8:30 PM. (Sara R-C) (link)

-- ken c (pykachu10...), February 1st, 2005 3:48 AM. (ken c)

perfect score necessary to continue play

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), September 29th, 2006 8:30 AM. (tracerhand)

-- nabisco (--...), September 29th, 2006. (later)

-- m coleman (writeco...), September 26th, 2006.

or steer clear of politics and discuss music

-- PappaWheelie has no answers to any question that requires actual thought (evieandjo...), September 26th, 2006.

yeah why drag politics into a conversation with chuck d

-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 26th, 2006.

7:45 PM, 29 Sep 06 A Rockists Guide To Rap locked thread by boo berry (MARSHALL LAW IN RAT'S ASS ILX)
7:46 PM, 29 Sep 06 Songs where you replace Heart with Arse locked thread by boo berry (GAHHHHHH!!!!)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 29th, 2006.

MLB:
Black: 8.5%
Latino: 29%
White: 60%
Asian/PI: 2.5%

NBA:
Black: 73%
White: 22%
Latino: 3%
Asian/PI: YAO!

NHL:
Canadian: 55%
Finns: 4%
Russians: 15%
Swedes: 6%
Czechs: 16%
Americans: 8%
Black: Anson Carter

-- c('°c) (kirby@sophisticatednintendo.com) (webmail), September 28th, 2006 5:35 PM. (Leee) (later) (link)

?!?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), September 29th, 2006.

-- dance dance counter-revolution (...), Thursday. (later)

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), October 24th, 2005 8:00 PM.

sometime the random button is terrifying

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), October 24th, 2005 8:01 PM.

Helo!

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 4:32 AM. (trayce) (later) (link)

(From a thread with the title "I'm DJing at a Women's Studies student party, what tunes would you recommend?")

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo...), October 2nd, 2006 2:19 PM. (later)

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I really am DJing at a Women's Studies party and asking for recommendations, so I can't see the bullshit in there.

-- Tuomas (lixn...), October 2nd, 2006 2:34 PM. (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), October 2nd, 2006 6:47 AM.

no, i can find his head.

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 2nd, 2006 6:48 AM.

1% female, 6% male, 93% save-a-ho.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006. (link)

a-la circa 1989 Public Enemy?

-- J. Grizzle (trainsmok...), October 2nd, 2006. (later)

who can forget the notorious socialists in public enemy

-- and what (an...), October 2nd, 2006. (later)

national socialists maybe

-- and what (an...), October 2nd, 2006. (later)

-- Pennysong Hanle y (red_fyschey...) (webmail), September 17th, 2001. (link)

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Oh go on, just a nibble..

-- Nick (nickdastoo...) (webmail), September 17th, 2001. (link)

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Ah ok. (nibble0 taste like golden choco

-- Pennysong Hanle y (red_fyschey...) (webmail), September 17th, 2001. (link)

Already a classic.

*cue more 'Clash of the Titans' images*

13 is their best in so many different ways. Don't get me wrong, every single album of theirs is superb, but 13 is the single album I own whose every track is radically different to every other, yet throughout, a strong musical and emotional theme is miraculously sustained, and a progression is formed through the wildly disparate effects created by the imaginative instrumentation and HIDEOUSLY creative production involved. The tunes themselves are generally as strong as any in the Blur oeuvre, but on this album more than others they are back up with some jawdropping realisation.

Tender - This song was my first Blur song, yet I spent the first 6 months thinking it was some really, REALLY ace American band. There's no messing with this one, from its awesome chorus to its tastefully-applied gospel choir.

Bugman - Blur KICK SOME ASS. They never did this so well before, or since. The last two minutes are worth the album price alone, as Coxon and his guitar do some quite illegally delicious things.

Coffee And TV - EVERYONE likes this song, right?

Swamp Song - The simple 3-chord thrash to end all others. Succeeds because despite the roughness, every last detail is meticulously seen-to, eveyr crescendo and 'incidental' screech just in its right place.

1992 - Best song on the album. Marries a genius chord progression to one of the best virtuoso guitar-effects solos you will ever hear. And there's a brief yet brilliant keyboard solo.

BLUREMI - Well, there had to be ONE clunker, but it's so short (see also Chinese Bombs, Bank Holiday, We've Got A File On You) that it is forgiven. It's also quite groovy, for a clunker.

Battle - THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOLD ENOUGH TO PLAY

Mellow Song - It's nice and neat, but as a comedown after 'Battle' it does the job to a T. The riff in the second half is mesmeric.

Trailerpark - THAT SOLO

Caramel - OK, this one clinches the deal. An organ-led effects-splattered climb out of darkness, when it eventually explodes (orgasms) Blur have taken the very depths of your soul and smashed them over the insides of your skull. And God does it feel great.

Trimm Trabb - Actually, when I wrote that about Bugman, there was ONE exception...

No Distance Left To Run - Yeah, a stripped-down ballad, no effects, freakouts, or curveballs here. Blur don't need to, any more. They've already done all that's needed. Some raw, unaccompanied emotion is more or less all that's left...

Optigan 1 - ...Except for the slumbering, bittersweet finale. It's a beautiful track, and spotting each layer of music peel away and then return is like watching a grandfather clock pendulum whilst half-asleep on ale. The train rides off into the sunset, and Blur have finally released the stone-dead classic they'd always promised.

Your call.

-- Scourage (papiermachealamphibia...)

xopst HAHAHAHA

I can say all this here because they don't spend much time googling themselves.

-- nabisco

Q: Is there a good alternative to Google?

Jeeves' answer:

Hemp a good alternative crop
Farmers looking for a good alternative crop to add to their rotation, industrial hemp might be the answer. But you might have to wait for a while...
www.globalhemp.com/News/2001/January/hemp_a_good_alternative.shtm...

-- andy, October 19th, 2004.

:-)

-- "Ban Louis Jagger", yeah, nice one lads... (papiermachealamphibia...), October 3rd, 2006. (Haberdager) (later)

drink + ilx = argh

and this really may have to be it, i was lmao at the extracts from the blur post, then i saw who wrote them :(

goodbye

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), October 3rd, 2006. (Haberdager) (later)

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light.
I can’t remember how
I can’t remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can’t STAND the pain
And I can’t make it go away
No I can’t STAND the pain

*CHORUS*
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody’s screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I’m slipping off the edge
I’m hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again
So I try to hold
On to a time when
Nothing mattered
And I can’t explain
What happened and I can’t erase the things that I’ve done
No I can’t

*CHORUS*
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

(but actually ban squirrel_police)

omg what have i done :(

drink + ilx = argh

and this really may have to be it, i was lmao at the extracts from the blur post, then i saw who wrote them :(

goodbye

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), October 3rd, 2006. (Haberdager) (later)

Why am I surprised? I don't know I expected him to be talking like the average rapper does, instead he sounds like a college professor.

-- Colin Cassidy (chcus...), October 3rd, 2006.

And I'm racist.

-- Colin Cassidy (chcus...), October 3rd, 2006.

No. I'm with you on that one. Fuck's sake, guys, enough already. It's not like Louis is unique in his annoyingness, and it's really mostly prompted by people like Ned going on and on and on about him, with people excelsioring Louis' every word. Grow up.

Also, that Blur 13 trackbytrack was readable, amusing and OTM. Hey if someone can't get enthusiastic about the record they love, perhaps they should be writing for NME as well.

Ha ha ha ha + k-otm.

OMG at that beck thread as well. Dude is like C*l*m x Tyn*n.

er, how?

-- Dadaismus PBUH, February 9th, 2006 5:38 PM. (Dada)

GOGO LIFE ENRICHING FORMULA

xpost lolol someone is using this thread to post lolz! REVOLUTIONARY

best roffle evah

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound@ho

Looking back at it, I don't know! His manner struck me as being somewhat like c*lum's mixed with tyn*n's and amped up somewhat. Looking at it again, it doesn't very much, really, does it. Oh no I am full of shit, I am leaving ilx forever, bye guys etc.

Rather.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), October 3rd, 2006.

in that scenario, my friend, you enedeavour to perambulate to whatever edifice in your immediate vicinity distributes social welfare
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 3rd, 2006 4:26 PM. (later) (link)

-- thetruth.com (mikeoptin...), October 3rd, 2006. (later)

http://www.african-grey.co.za/images/volledig.jpg

-- 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (dot@dot.dot), October 3rd, 2006. (later)

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), October 3rd, 2006.

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This could have been "I'm DJing at a cat fanciers' gala, what tunes would you recommend?" thread and someone would have brought up Anal Cunt.
-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), October 3rd, 2006.

-- the classic sounds of the seventh of january 1998 (miltonpinsk...), Today 6:48 PM. (Enrique) (later)
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Louis needs to start fagging then if he's gonna get anywhere.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), Today 6:50 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later)

(nb any confused non-brits: it doesn't mean what you think. except when it does. which, i understand, is most of the time.)

-- 6335 (thunderball_fist...), September 29th, 2006.

and if wolf eyes released 'my dishwasher' on cd-r, you'd probably be championing it

-- 6335 (thunderball_fist...), September 29th, 2006.

It should be lathe cut into a dinner plate

-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christophe...), September 30th, 2006.

it should be lathe cut into a compressed cake of detergent that you can break up and use after you digitise it

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), September 30th, 2006.

the former would be the 'dirty' version and the latter the 'clean'