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-- INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (adelangston@hotmail.com), May 29th, 2006 12:58 AM. (Adrian Langston)

Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

did she survive?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

¯\(o_º)/¯

Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

you people have serious issues... LEAVE emo kids alone... LEAVE indie kids alone... LEAVE everyone alone...if you want to hate someone..hate yourselves for being such imature judgers :|

-- Ex_Mortem (e...), May 29th, 2006 10:17 AM. (Ex_mortem)

Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3062147

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 May 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, "judgers." It's like Bush's "I am the decider."

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 29 May 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-163.vo.llnwd.net/00719/36/18/719518163_l.jpg
"You have a point, but if you have a grounding in theory and the fundamentals of music, you can make music in any idiom - so why restrict yourself?"

-- chaki (chaki.time@gmail.com), May 29th, 2006.

thx to chaki for reminding me why i usually ONLY post on the noise board.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

THAT dood is the new tynan

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

totally

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/beta125.gif

Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

save joop

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

aw man, i want to read more menswear memories. they ruled in the way that only ned raggett could describe.

-- corey c (c_cosmo...), Today 2:45 AM. (shock of daylight) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

that photo up top cannot poss be real, what the holy hell.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1162/bar9pz.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

is that ian in the yellow?

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

REMY IS PWNING THIS THREAD {Embarrassing) Songs with personal historical significance to you...

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

there is no way anyone OTHER than remy could pwn that.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that does look kinda like me....

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

TOTES. Hee.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

-- me and deluca (accoun...)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN DEAN VISIT NYC AGAIN

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Cunga, how does one get the chance to meet a couple of pedophiles?

-- Lovelace (futilecrime...), May 31st, 2006 6:02 PM. (Lovelace)

Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

"when they came for the pedophiles, there was no one left to stand up for me..."

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

THE 9 YEAR OLD LIED
-- Adrian Rodriguez

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

(i'm goin to hell for that one.)

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

"I saw a lion standing alone with a tadpole in a jar"
Not ridiculous from a Crowleyan perspective. Check out "Diary of A Drug Fiend" to learn a little about Big Lion.

Or, I will save you some time... Big Lion is Satan; that is, "STN" (shin teth nun) in Hebrew. This refers to the driving life force in man, Kundalini, the Serpent Power, the Black Flame that shoots forth from the Void of Darkenss/No-Thing, dances through life and eventually returns to the Void. It is "Hadit" that travels through "Nuit": this experience of point-unity is called "Ra-Hoor-Khuit" or "Heru-Ra-Ha." It is the SOLAR POWER of Tiphareth, the solar phallic power (Hadit) which is ever-penetrating the infinite expance of the eternal Virgin Isis' womb (Nuit). The sperm is likened to a tadpole (see Robert Plant's crotch illustration on his pants in The Song Remains The Same) and Nuit, or any finite body, like a container or jar.

Compare to the previous line: "I told your mamma I'd get you home but I didn't tell her I had no car"... He's talking about sex here. In the Crowleyan cosmology, the Universe is sexual (and it's not a bad thing). "You are my flower, you are my power, You are my woman who knows." He's talking about sex magic by 2 willing partners playing their parts in sacred union.

The few remaining lines of the song also make sense in this light: "I said it's alright. You know it's alright - I guess it's all in my heart": Tiphareth is the heart and the "Sun" of a man who is the center of his personal Universe/solar system; it is all in his heart.

And then, "sipping booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow" refers to both the worship of Nuit (also "night") and the drug revolution and mind expansion Crowley rightly predicted 20 years earlier in Liber Al Vel Legis: "worship me with wine and strange drugs." All this ecstasy "Unto me! Ever Unto me! (Nuit)" Thus: the lion and the tadpole are alone in the jar (Nuit); the woman is a representation of Nuit.

LZ was playing to people like them and Crowley had made a big comeback since appearing on the cover of Sgt. Peppers. Page wasn't the only one in the band into Crowley, but he was way into Crowley more than most people even today.

-- Explainer of the thing (hastn@), Today 6:08 PM. (later)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - i was just reading that thread haha

Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

SPM TALK AND RAP FROM DA HEART

-- Adrian Rodriguez (BigPimpinDria...), May 23rd, 2006 8:13 PM.

Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

that SPM thread just keeps giving and giving. i'm going to read it every time i have a bad day just to remind myself that it could be worse and i could be south park mexican.

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QNWpJaiY0

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'd shoot myself if i had to watch that everyday.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

you'd shoot yourself.... with spunk...!!!!

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

ONLY THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES!!!!

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/4002/gitrdone8sm.jpg

ath (ath), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/srracing_1898_43567122

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

my picture was funnier

ath (ath), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

True, but I think mine made a nice follow-up.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Yakov Smirnov says 'Done gits you!' and 'Troops support you!'"

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/zaradog/203313743_l.jpg

lf (lfam), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20060531/21/e/d/5/ed5f30e3ea2544ba0892665340d877bd200605310_full.jpg

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG OMG

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

the flare in uncle phil's nostrils is so dead on.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

so you've missed like 6-8 showers?

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), June 1st, 2006 4:10 PM. (Steve Shasta)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

i've got to stop reading noize board in the library.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh god math's paper such a killer of all student so i want math;s guess paper in 2nd year

-- SAFDER (safder_abbas458424...), June 1st, 2006 12:19 PM.

Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

That sketch is deeply disturbing.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 June 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

discus

http://static.flickr.com/60/158339179_cead507744.jpg

Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

is that anthony? he looks good. like hes in built to spill or grandaddy or something.

chaki (chaki), Friday, 2 June 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

pushing up the daisies? cut the fingers

milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 2 June 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

All you juggalos go to hatchetradio.com and start listening and Forgotten Freshness 4 is pretty good
FUCK CRITICS FUCK YOUR REVIEW, EVEN IF YOU LIKE ME FUCK YOU

Twiztid is the shit

-- The_13th_Warri0r (jugal...), June 2nd, 2006.

latebloomer: FUCK CRITICS FUCK YOUR REVIEW, EVEN IF YOU LIKE ME FUCK YOU (latebl, Friday, 2 June 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://weblog.bezembinder.nl/436-450/orly-cogan.jpg

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

waht

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

so it's just a coincidence that the pic also appears on the second page of GIS hits for "prom"?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 2nd, 2006.


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wow, i dint realize my friends & me were so popular!
-- killy ii (fagsztra...), June 2nd, 2006.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nationstates.net/-1/page=display_region/region=oh_wrinklepaws

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Recently, there has been an opposition to some individuals who wear kufis. Those who oppose these individuals assert to be "kufi smackers." The impetus of the kufi smacking movement was the Harlem based rap group, The Diplomats. One member, Freekey Zeekey, has claimed to be the "number-one kufi smacker." Zeekey, as well as other members of The Diplomats, often make reference to kufi smacking with such lyrics as "mama said I'm love sick, over this hot ass hoochie, first seen her when I told Nas, I'd slap off his kufi." The group also often makes reference to a supposed "kufi list." Those on the "kufi list" (whether an tangible list exist is unknown) are often disrespected in The Diplomats rhymes, and are the first in line to be kufi smacked.

Those on the "kufi list" (whether a tangible list exists is unknown) are often disrespected in The Diplomats rhymes, and are the first in line to be kufi smacked. Because Jim Jones and the Diplomats are widely considered to be the greatest and most influential hip-hop group ever, many are worried that this will lead to a rash of kufi-knocking-offs in the New York area. When asked whether he was considered that this would be the case, Cam'ron responded, "You mad! You maaaaddd!!!" Cam'ron instead suggests that only those in the kufi category will have their kufis knocked off and that the answer to the unnecessary kufi-knocking-off is to have more parent/teacher conferences. He also suggests that Dipset is willing to go to schools and talk to kids about subjects that range from bitches and piff to the hood internet.

Some see the kufi smacking movement as anti-islam. Kufis are worn as prayer caps in the muslim religion, and many famous muslim personalities have integrated them into their every day fashion. However, most kufi smackers claim to not be anti-islam, but simply opposed to those who believe they deserve a high-level of respect and are spirtually superior, because they are involved with islam. Specifically, they deny that those who have converted to islam during incarceration become above reproach with their conversion.

Along with their unconventional rhyming style, one of the defining elements of the Diplomats' music is their distinctive slang they have incorporated into their lyrics. Expressions such as "doggie", "Ay!", "no homo", "scooby snacks", "hen fap", "piff," "huff," "u mad?", "move the movement", "off' wit' Ya' Kufi Smacker", "duck tales", "oh wrinklepaws", "family matters", and "coochie rap" are known to have originated in Dipset lyrics. They also coined the greeting, "What's Really Good?", which is often shortened to "Whats good?".

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I spot Nabisco in that picture!

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

the one lf posted?

SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2116/127117226436ce753aco4rp.gif

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/dogsdressedup/page22.html

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but any dribbling dickbag can know that gw sucks, you don't get a high five for that anymore

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 2nd, 2006 7:14 PM. (caitxa1)

Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 3 June 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/031906/bird-based.jpg

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Saturday, 3 June 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

well it's not really a "furry" then, now is it? more like..."feathery"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

or if its baby birds, "downy"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

baby birds? now that's crossing the line.

killy ii (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 3 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXP3h-I2ji0&search=satan

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 June 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 3 June 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/25/56239855_88cb985b1e_o.jpg

Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 4 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Children IN HEEEEEEAAAT

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 June 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Chapter 1: Pop Is Dead Because I Woke Up In A Bad Mood One Morning And The M.I.A. Video Was On MTV
Chapter 2: Strafe Fur Rebellion Ariel Pink Will Save Us All

Chapters 3-98: Grime As God

Chapters 99-246: Dubstep As Jesus

Chapters 247-1058: Techstep As A N Wilson

Chapter 1059: Only Two Small Shelves?: Why I Can't Live In The City Of Music

Chapter 1060: The Magic Of The Allman Brothers Band

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), June 5th, 2006 3:16 AM. (nostudium) (later)

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

link plz

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's from the ILM "write book 2 of energy flash" thread

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/040206/chiseling.jpg

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

JUST FYI:
League ID#: 12986
League Name: Oh D'Brickashaws
Password: ilxor

-- INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (adelangsto...), June 5th, 2006 8:29 PM. (Adrian Langston) (later)


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Classy! Keep em coming "tardo"!

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), June 5th, 2006 9:39 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)


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lol c'mon u pussy, there's only four ppl in that bitch. nobody wants2wait for ur gay email!!!!!!!!!

-- INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (adelangsto...), June 5th, 2006 9:54 PM. (Adrian Langston) (later)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin and anonymous defending parkour and badminton

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

Both are equally worthless. Their random scrabble made a mess of jazz and gave the rise to free form screaming which almost destroyed music. Miles failed to recapture his peak Kind of Blues form until 1988, when he found his best rhythms section - Marcus Millers on bass and drum machine, who provided a perfect platform for melodious trumpet over tunes such as Cindy Leaper's "Every Time We Say Goodbye" on his Arrest Miles Davis album masterpiece.
-- Comstock Carabineri (comstoc...), June 6th, 2006 6:56 AM. (nostudium) (later

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

badminton is great!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ Miles Davis circa '88

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

miles did a cover of "time after time" that's like abnormally great

and LOL @ european sports

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure "comstock" was marcello, right?

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah - it's exactly his sense of humor.

i have a vague memory of a david bowie album cover where it's a bunch of photos of him all dressed up for different european sports - he's in croquet gear, badminton gear, etc etc

any idea what that is??

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

"socratic trolling"

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

that was outside

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

when you got married did you bite tom's gundam off
-- and what

jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the cindi lauper thing is good and theres other okish stuff here and there, but Miles failed to recapture his peak Kind of Blues form until 1988 made me spit water.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/425/18lx1.jpg

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1295/freakincares0mt.jpg

ath (ath), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9808/wtfff5sg.jpg
♪???♪

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

burning mang?

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

has to be

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

that was outside
-- jewess harvell (wt...), June 6th, 2006 8:33 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

are you sure?? help me find those photos.

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Schwing!

-- Momus (nic...), June 6th, 2006 2:09 PM. (later)

(NOT!)

-- Momus (nic...), June 6th, 2006 2:10 PM. (later)

Talk amongst yourselves.

-- Momus (nic...), June 6th, 2006 2:11 PM. (later)

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

"IN THIS PICTURE YOU CAN SEE CAT HAIR ON ALL FOUR NIPPLES"

-- Courtney Gidts (jo...), June 6th, 2006.

omg

-- cutty (holle...), June 6th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

who gave Momus admin? lol

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

CSSI MIAMI
-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 6th, 2006 2:58 PM. (slutsky)

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I have like 3 cans of this Mexican tomato/clam juice at home, I'm totally having gin clam bloody marys tonight. It's gonna taste like menstruating poon.
-- mummy wrapped in bacon (nickaliciou...), June 7th, 2006 11:43 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

metal spoons dipped in butter

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

definitely need some iron to complete the red wings cocktail

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

"please don't touch the white children"
- nabisco

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah: nabisco OTM

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

3:00 PM, 6 Jun 06 locked user hstencil by hstencil (might as well)

http://www-scf.usc.edu/~alanwong/eeyore.gif

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

me and deluca (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I've used "Eeyore-esque" to describe him.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

who committed the Kufi vadalism?

/4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

i saw the dodgers/phillies on saturday. 104F in the sun, my bitsies. utley lost one in the sun (but didn't pull an oblique).

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), June 7th, 2006 8:34 AM. (Steve Shasta)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 8 June 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

from an e-mail I just got:

I saw the best episode of medical miracles ever last night. Marlin leaps into boat and gores woman in the tit. Marlin flops out of boat and swims away. Women lay bleeding to death with silicon implant wedged next to her heart.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok I imagine almost everyone on ILE to be this

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

UH http://www.youtube.com/v/cdXTDovB9K8

I dunno why the link went buh bye

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hothouse.force9.co.uk/oldvince.jpg

lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/3738-1/orlymorph.gif

Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

CUTTY HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR REAL THIS TIME

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4453/postersmall7yw.jpg

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

CUTTYTYNAN HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR REAL THIS TIME

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Animals/newthreadcat.gif

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

-- Dan (Any More Questions, Finnish Jerry Seinfeld?) Perry

jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

I love newthreadcat.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

it just keeps giving and giving. every time you think he's gonna push the button, BAM!

jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think "Ask a Question" should be replaced by that.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i want mine to say "lol tombstone is hueg"

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 8th, 2006 10:09 PM. (caitxa1)

Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

from my friend, who has been AWOL for a while. ALL TRUE:

you guys

I am in Ajo arizona living in the marine motel and driving a 1989 chevy lumina

It all started 10 days ago when my car broke down in the middle of the sonoran desert and I was rescued from certain death by a mexican drug lord with a heart of gold in a blingin' F150 who proceeded to take me and my friend Katie on his arm through the dark underbelly of puerto penasco's crack smokin' crime scene a la mexican sopranos while my two other friends huffed and did pharmecuitcals in el ranchito motel. We finally had to flee the country with a jury rigged clutch after our guide tried to kill his brother with a machete for touching me innappropriately (literally, katie and i were standing there screaming as he hacked and hacked and we were splattered in blood) and 100 yards north of the border my car gave out again and we were rescued by border patrol (maggie was so greatful she made out with one of them) and taken to Ajo where we sit now awaiting the clutch that will never come drinking dollar drafts at Pugsy's bar and watching women's softball on TV with Indians in 108 degree weather.

My cell phone is broken but I'll call you guys if I get home

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 10 June 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

That's like a Phil-Two travel bulletin!!! Holy Christ.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 10 June 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like a bad tarantino/rodriguez collab

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 10 June 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

you're both right.

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

No, seriously. Phil's are, like, "I couldn't get a visa for Syria so I decided just to walk across the border anyway. I couldn't afford to hire a driver either but the map said it was only a couple of miles so I walked. What it didn't show that it was all uphill through the mountains, so after many hours of walking I arrived at the guard station but they were really suspicious cos no one WALKS across, so they motioned me aside with their machine guns and I spent the evening in the guardhouse passing around my minidiscs and player to all the soldiers. They said they had to make sure I wasn't a spy with sensitive material but I think they really just wanted to listen to [current American rapper]. Then I went to visit some Assyrian ruins but I fell off the second story and bruised my ribs and then I was attacked by wild dogs." He should post some actual entries here, they were even more insane in Israel & Palestine.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Postpunk," eh? You don't happen to have Fush You Mang by Smash Mouth, do you?
-- Joseph Patrick Larkin (josep...), June 9th, 2006 6:10 PM. (Joseph P. Larkin)

jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

phil actually makes boring things sound awesome though (which is a talent not a dis). for example his MAN I WAS WASLKING ALL NIGHT TO KANYE'S HOUSE IN SUNSET PLAZA AND WAS THE VICTIM OF A HORRIBLE K9 ATTACK! when in reality dood was lost in hollywood and walked by a growling dog. still phil's storys are great reads though!

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, the real wrinklepaws and phil roll mad deep

lord pooperton (ex machina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i have been lurking for years. . . . .... can we talk?

-- mike simonetti (order...), June 11th, 2006 5:31 AM. (mike simonetti) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 June 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

rofftastic.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

that guy shops at academy ALL THE TIME, fwiw. he likes 90s hardcore 7"s and disco 12"s

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

cpt obvious

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

HEY SORRY I WAS JUST TRYING TO GOSSIP LIKE THE REST OF U FUCKING JERKS

go eat some ham or something, jerk butt.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

go eat some ham or something, jerk butt.

-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl.saga...), June 11th, 2006 2:46 PM. (orion) (later) (admin)

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

you are in spain now, right?
TAPAS.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

no i am in engrand

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh. well eat some yorkshire pudding and scotch eggs.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

also, fish & chips.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

just did

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget the bangers!

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

mmm bangers.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

MASH

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 11 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

YOU TWO ARE THE QUEENS OF THE NOIZE BOARD

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

they got bangers & mash, we got tango & cash

latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

america, it's what's for dinner

latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if God made me thid way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all. He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or hide thid decret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?

ath (ath), Sunday, 11 June 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

i hope thats a cut n paste from somewhere

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 11 June 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

nope

ath (ath), Sunday, 11 June 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

funny but the last 2 sentences are the dead giveaway

/4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Monday, 12 June 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stephenbaldwin.com/

latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

how to beat a crystal drug test cheap

Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 12 June 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/darrenscoq/rom.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdrops/insiderFlyer.jpg

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I was going to post that same anime hentai girl one.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/28/66410584_b6c0fe3789_m.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

28. Making Pancakes Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the st ove worked!. Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at the door Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking. But his father just watched him. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process! That's how God deals with us. We try to do something good in life, but it turns into a mess. Our marriage gets all sticky or we insult a friend, or we can't stand our job, or our health goes sour. Sometimes we just stand there in tears because we can't think of anything else to do. That's when God picks us up and loves us and forgives us, even though some of our mess gets all over Him. But just because we might mess up, we can't stop trying to "make pancakes" for God or for others. Sooner or later we'll get it right, and then they'll be glad we tried... I was thinking. .. and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that need rekindling or three words needing to be said, sometimes, "I love you" can heal & bless! Remind every one of your friends that you love them. Even if you think they don't love back, you would be amazed at what those three little words, a smile, and a reminder like this can do. Just in case I haven't told you lately... I LOVE YA!!! Please pass some of this love on to others....suppose one morning you were called to God; do all your friends know you love them? Send this to everyone you love, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. And never stop "making pancakes."

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 14th, 2006 6:49 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process!

-- Damn, Atreyu! (rem...) (webmail), June 14th, 2006 6:50 PM. (x Jeremy) (later) (link)

never stop "making pancakes."

-- lord pooperton (jo...) (webmail), June 14th, 2006 6:53 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-012.vo.llnwd.net/00692/21/05/692645012_l.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have never heard of this hair thing.

-- lord pooperton (jo...), June 15th, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link)

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Thursday, 15 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Now Justin has church friends. This is another way to try to fool the public that he leads a life that is part of the mainstream world.
Justin is far out.

Far away from being mainstream...
that is why I received this phone call from someone way out in LA>..who sounded like Justin...
chaki...

chaki is justin.

Justin is an artist...he is far away from being the norm of society.
He may want to fool people...but I assure this man has been infatuated and longing for so many other women for years...

I am sure of it...

-- maerisza sabrael (violet_fleur...), June 15th, 2006.

milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

"in search of the lost patch cord"

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

higher and higher and higher

milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

so she thinks im the dood from the moody blues?

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

send her your music.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

you

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 15 June 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

my old roommate actually bought a mellotron from Mike Pinder once

I think those Matador dudes should get hip to the Blues .. fuckin Friday Moody Blues action .. TIMOTHY LEARY

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/47/167714630_173fd56cb8_b.jpg

-- Fluffy Bear (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), June 15th, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

109th Let your Recreations be Manfull not Sinfull.

Well, I'm out.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 6th, 2006 3:47 PM. (Ned)

renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, when I played Final Fantasy 7, at the start I thought Tifa was Cloud's sister so I named Cloud after me and Tifa after my sister. Turns out the whole game was about me trying to fuck my sister, so I never finished it.

-- melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (patric...), June 16th, 2006 3:02 PM.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Saturday, 17 June 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://timetohuntmario.ytmnd.com/

Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 17 June 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bushwick%2C_Brooklyn&diff=59145818&oldid=57966082

lord pooperton (ex machina), Saturday, 17 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shofixti

At the end of the war (between Star Control I and II), after the conquest of the Humans and the withdrawal of the Yehat, the Shofixti caused their own sun to go nova with a Precursor device to destroy the Ur-Quan invasion fleet. This destroyed their entire species, with the exception of a group of female Shofixti in cryogenic suspension in Admiral Zex's zoo and the brothers Tanaka and Katana who continued to patrol their sterile home system. It is possible in the game to repopulate the Shofixti race, as long as Tanaka is not destroyed, by bringing the lonely warrior "Rat-babes galore!". Repopulating the race has the effect of dramatically reducing the cost of crew, from 3 RU per crewman down to one per, as well as instigating a civil war amongst the Yehat.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Saturday, 17 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

it's true!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 17 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/9198/wahty7tn.jpg

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 17 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-06/07/content_610704.htm

Bare butt of woman writer stirs readers up

Women, romance novels and revealing snapshots have always been a cause for public fascination and blogger Qin Dai has incorporated all of these elements on her blog, creating a buzz throughout the online community.

The revealing photo Qin Dai posted in her blog [ycwb]
Posting pictures of her naked buttocks and back alongside a copy of her romantic novel, Qin, who claims to be the Chinese Kafka, has brought about some strong reactions from online critics, who either love her, or hate her.

Flaunting her works as pure and profound, Qin believes that she and Kafka "have so much in common. I just feel the urge to let flow my deep-rooted joy and freedom. Nothing can stop us from loving." She does not elaborate on how she is similar to the Czech writer who is famous for his political commentary and elusory style.

"She can't say how she's like Kafka at all. He was a great writer and had nothing to do with nude ass," one post reads. "Qin just wants to make a name for herself by stripping."

Some do seem to support Qin, however half-heartedly. "Why not just let her undress and give us the chance to scrutinize woman's rear?" one post reads. "After all, it's not something you see every day in public."

"Annie Rose" comments that Qin should apologize; not only to her parents, but also to her buttocks. "We readers appreciate the great works of writers rather than their nudity. Naturally, eggs are what we want from a hen, not the hen itself," she writes.

But Qin firmly stands her ground, defending her right to display her "charming" pictures. "The world itself is absurd. Why can't I show off my body? It's better to be existentialist."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 June 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

"scrutinize woman's rear"

Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 17 June 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

she does have good reason to be proud of her ass

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 June 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to star a boycott on Jay-Z and Cristal, since they're both just emblems of ugly capitalist culture.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 17th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 June 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

star

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 18 June 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

ugly capitalist

Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 18 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

From a Jersey City forum:

Ideas to discourage gang activity?

Recently there has begun to be a large group of young men in long white t-shirts who hang out on the corner across from my building. Trust me they are not up to any good. Have called JCPD non-emergency number a few times to report possible gang and or drug activity and have gotten little if any response. Wondering if anyone has any ideas or can help me find the right political route to go to address this issue.

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Re: Ideas to discourage gang activity?

Guys all in white t-shirts!

great way for them to hide in the pack - if 1 commits a crime it is very hard to identify the individual.

a bit like picking out a sheep from a flock.

if they are thinking this way regarding the way they dress, I'd be very careful as they know how to play the game of not being caught if they are doing anything illegal.

I've played game with them also but very carefully.

Get yourself a sign made up that reads THIS AREA IS UNDER 24 HOUR VIDEO SURVEILLANCE and place it exactly where they hang out.

Then just nearby say 10 feet, get a friend to lay on the ground and outline your friends body with some white chalk. Put some tomato sauce where the head is and let it dry.
You will have to do this when they are not around.

As most crime is done by stupid people, they will think someone has been shot or killed and cameras are now installed in the area.

Then sit back and watch their reaction - it will have them out of there hopefully
However this could cause them to move on and give some else a source of drama.

An idea for the sign could be the JCPD logo and similar words regarding surveillance - cut and paste the logo from the internet and get some printable clear A4 stickers for your printer from the store. This will give it some creditability.

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Re: Ideas to discourage gang activity?

I have an idea to discourage gang activity. Let's start our own gang and call it,"Sweat Pants And Cats Kill Lecherous Enemies!" or for short S.P.A.C.K.L.E.! We can sit in our apartments in front of the window's and watch all the criminal activity that is unfolding. Maybe we can all confernce call or chatroom at the same time! Another possible scenario is pizza party mayhem! Where we invite all the known gang members and other villanious characters to hamilton park to have a pizza party! Everyone loves pizza and when they show up and eat the pizza they will be slipped laxatives. That's the best way for us to take back the streets!

Keep Rocking, Your friend,

Ted Nugent!

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Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

that was quite a punchline

jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 19 June 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

I almost wish I just posted the first two -- I think the second one is much funnier than the third and it doesn't seem to be meant as a joke.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 19 June 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Naturally, eggs are what we want from a hen, not the hen itself

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

we want hen eggs

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/ilx/otterattack.jpg

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.richardthompson-music.com/photos/rt_tg.jpg

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4&search=george%20washington%20brad

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 19 June 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Matthew Perpetua,
I'm in New York, I think you are too...No?
Please give me a time and place...we'll meet up for that Smack.

I think if you are distributing smacks as a result of musical preference, holla at WHOMEVER said Slanted Redux.


-ddb

-- ddb (dd...) (webmail), February 5th, 2004 10:19 AM. (link)

Jumpman (account), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's possible, judging from that picture, that you could fit all of Terry Gross inside Richard Thompson without causing him to bloat.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

New Zoo Revue blooper

XD (eman), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

the energy and passion put in the way they are singing the phrase "Let's make contact", shows the lack of it , and their desire for a universe less alienated and sad.
that is the source of the power of the song..

-- emekars (francobomban...), June 21st, 2006 3:09 PM.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand any of this...

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 21st, 2006 2:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

What's "Hollywood squares"?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 21st, 2006 2:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

tuomas = betty white

-- lavendra diamondheart (theundergroundhom...), June 21st, 2006 2:36 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen)

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/62/172020667_1fa6ac62b5.jpg

John Justen, great tasting marksman. (johnjusten), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/62/172020667_1fa6ac62b5.jpg

John Justen, great tasting marksman. (johnjusten), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I R DUM.

John Justen, great tasting marksman. (johnjusten), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas = betty white

hahahhsadfsd that should be in the FAQ

XD (eman), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

"Ditty" is good, yes, but you could teach a college Psych course on the ins and outs of the verbal tango in "I Got a Man".
Oh, and since I've never heard another Positive K song, does anyone know if Positive K is the guy in IGAM or is it a group including both the guy and the girl? If not the latter, then who the fuck is she and what's she up to these days?

"Promiscuous" is good but the quality is almost all beat-based. The verses are uninpsiring and the chorus is downright stoopid.

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...) (webmail), June 21st, 2006 7:50 PM. (later)


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"Ditty" is good, yes, but you could teach a college Psych course on the ins and outs of the verbal tango in "I Got a Man".
This is a gigantic pile of horseshit.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), June 21st, 2006 7:59 PM. (later)


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(I mean, I wasn't serious about "Knockin' Boots" but FFS is this ILM or a white frathouse?)

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), June 21st, 2006 8:00 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Thursday, 22 June 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

nico in royal tenenbaums and whatever was played during the tiger shark scene at the end of life aquatic brings tears to my eyes.
-- dave cowen (walkdm...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 10:10 AM. (link)

carrey the cable guy (account), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

hockney is strangely undervalued i think, the splash paintings are iconic enough that are they are almost sepreate from the rest of the corpus (a print of a similar, calmer painting sold for more then a million in the multiples auction at christies earlier this year, one of four for sale)
i think that he is the best pure painter that we have, his work has grown more beautiful, and more refined the further he has gotten, with the recent series of large works of the yorkshire countryside taking some of that california light to a anglo world, the colour in those paintings, and the perspectives are radically renewed.

there are other works i love--his swimming pool pictures, not so much splash, but their are several that are so placid, almsot a kind of zen calm, and the double portrait, one nude and one in a suit, is a sly comment on public/private personae, his grand canyon 45 peice suite is epic americeana, his society portraits have a really queer archness, his pencil drawings, esp. male nudes have the sinous desires of matisse and the fuckablity of late picasso, but the rigour of someone like sargent...the best in art history, i think his drawings, and deeply under rated--there is one of two daschunds in a chair, that has a tender devotion to domesticity, and a nude where he actually somewhoe made the arms and pubic region ligthened like tan lines...

there are ones that i like, i like his apartment block in los angeles, with the large brick dingbat and the sprinklers, the etchings for grim, his stage sets for a rakes progress, and the photo collages, esp the ones he did of his mother in winter, and of the large scrabble game, im less fond of pacific coast highway, i also really like the drawings he did of plants, of daffodils, cacti, and the like.

also his sketchbooks are just fucking amazing

i think that and maybe this is changing, he isnt taken very seriously, because of his skill at representation, his belief in the domestic pleasures, his calmness and other reasons i cant quite put my finger on, he really isnt viewed as important as other artists of the 20th century (see the lumpen, brown and black, almost decaying paintings of for example bacon or freud, the angst and the sadness, and the almost self loathing, that make tens of millions, and compare it to the exquisite control of hockney and get back to me--though freud paints much less, draws much less, and his prints/etchings arent as omnipresent as hockney, and bacon is dead so that cant really be made as an arguement, and auchenbach i dont think makes as much money, so i may have painted myself in a corner)

even LA artists (for example, i odnt have the numbers in front of me, but i think that theibaud, his closest american equvilent has done much better then 6m,i think hes broke 10) and i think that now, because LA is starting to ecclipse NY as a historical center of american art (cf the current center pompidou show) that his painting might be at the forefront, though he lacks the irony, the conceptual power, the lingustic games, or the sexy hollywood abjectness of other people in the same place.

maybe he isnt even american? something like this:
[hockneylg.jpg]
is much closer to this:
[andrews.jpg]
then this
[warhol-double_elvis-1963-2.jpg]

(though speaking of mechincal reproduction, his book on the use of veiwing instruments in art from the reniassance onwards is really impt, and i thot persuiave, i didnt understand the political controversy that reached it)

(also he rules)


-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 1:54 AM. (anthony) (link)


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the original jarvis cocker.
-- Roughage Crew (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 2:09 AM. (Enrique) (link)


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waht does that even mean
-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 2:18 AM. (anthony) (link)

carrey the cable guy (account), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Incest Relationship

XD (eman), Thursday, 22 June 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

how wouid sum up my personality ?
can i write result oriented person,very focus mind ,hard working person

-- vishnu (jvishnushanka...) (webmail), Today 1:59 AM. (later) (link)

Your CV is on the "Word" window. This is the "Internet Explorer" one.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), Today 4:36 AM. (mark grout) (later) (link)

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic49786.jpg

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

this guy wants to be my myspace friend:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=73658841

www.slavespecies.com Over the last fifty years of non-fiction publishing, certain books have grown from obscurity to achieve a worldwide popularity through the sheer impact, plausibility and originality of the ideas that they contain. 'Slave Species of God' is I hope looking set to join those titles, as it challenges the beliefs about who we are and where we come from in a plausible yet compelling way. Questioning creationism and Darwinism, whilst taking the reader on a remarkable odyssey, drawing clear and startling analogies between new discoveries in genetic engineering and information captured on ancient artifacts. Tellinger uses scientific discovery previously ignored and links biblical stories to their original forms recorded on Sumerian clay tablets while supporting this all with captivating illustrations. Within a dense yet convincing text, the reader is never lost as the sense of each chapter and theory is related to the previous, keeping the information flowing with ease and the reader constantly engaged. The arguments are compelling and clearly presented in an engaging easy-to-read style, as we discover that our DNA may have been manipulated at the point of our human creation some 200,000 years ago, to provide our maker with a less intelligent, therefore more servile species. Challenging accepted wisdom and using the most recent research as support for his theories, Michael Tellinger treads very much his own path, yet follows in the footsteps of authors like Erich Von Daniken and Graham Hancock. Already embraced by book buyers from both the USA and South Africa where it has become a bestseller. 'Slave Species of God is published at a time when the book buying public has found its interest and appetite for titles like 'Da Vinci Code' dealing with some of the biggest issues facing us all. Ultimately Tellinger attempts to provide clear and grounded answers as to why the chaos, in which the modern world has become enveloped, is closely related to the secrets of ancient history


latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

Over the last fifty years of non-fiction publishing, certain books have grown from obscurity to achieve a worldwide popularity through the sheer impact, plausibility and originality of the ideas that they contain.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

man how i would love to see a scenario where billy joel has an 'it's a wonderful life' style breakdown and an angel grants his ill-conceived wish to see the world as it would be had he never been born, but then the angel takes off his mask and he's a devil, and the devil is like 'too bad joel, this wish can't be reversed' and he'd laugh and laugh and laugh. and billy joel would see a world of sunshine and peppermints and tons of bros listening to slightly more jimmy buffett

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), June 24th, 2006 8:21 AM. (gear) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Saturday, 24 June 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

one day you're gonna wake up and realize just how indie you are and turn into a goddamn pumpkin.

-- Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (wt...), June 25th, 2006.

indie disco dancer, sweet romancer (haitch), Saturday, 24 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

fonged by tynan in a lfo beef
-- Marmot 4-Tay

Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

PALM STRIKE ...

BOOM! ELBOWS!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QG24SBwjNu0&mode

SI MUL TA NE OUS LY

I CONTROL HIM, SEE???

the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

husband my ass! she's the new aja / marcello / aaronhz ... wait'll she goes bonkers! mark my words!
-- the fuckablity of late picasso (vfoz...), June 24th, 2006 2:11 PM. (vahid) (admin) (userip)

hi dere
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), June 24th, 2006 2:55 PM. (AaronHz) (admin) (userip)

jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 24 June 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

is aaron like beetlejuice now? say his name three times and he mysteriously pops up.

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Monday, 26 June 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

Open mouth insert foot

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Monday, 26 June 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 26 June 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

Led Zeppelin
Bob Dylan
Jimi Hendrix
The Smiths
Radiohead
Cat Power

Oh, and music. I fucking hate that shit. At first, I was like, "oh, wow, music is AMAZING! And it sounds even better when you're HIGH!"

But then everybody else started getting into it, and I couldn't go anywhere without hearing it.

In stores: music.
On TV: music.
At other people's houses: music.
While making babies: music.

Fuck that shit. I'm into smells.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...), June 26th, 2006.

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

is Perfumery Training Kit = smellist?http://www.perfumersworld.com/kit/whitekit.jpg

S. (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zazzle.com/hastingsthread

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.midibuddy.net/pics/stuff/domofap.gif

gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://gradius.stylesunknown.com/img/omghi2u.jpg

sleep (sleep), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

my pink UH shirt arrived today

SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 26 June 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3993/cimg87807rj.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS JIZZ FOR A MINUTE!1

CUTTYSHOT

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

ectoplasm@!

XD (eman), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

bukkutty

Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

cum just floating in the air

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

slimer

Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

OCONNOR, PLEASE TO BE LEAVING NOW AND GOING BACK TO BONGHIT PHILOSOPHY 101.

-- the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (dr.carl.saga...), June 26th, 2006 4:41 PM.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

but you know what is crazy? that mstrkrft thread. where are the thread-locking fairies when you need them?

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), June 26th, 2006 4:03 PM. (laurenp) (later) (admin)

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Whitehouse -- Erector
Hair -- Original Cast Recording
Mantronix -- The Album
Sting - Dream of the Blue Turtles
Paul Simon - Graceland
808 State - State Ritual
Redd Foxx - You Gotta Wash Your Ass
Stockhausen -- Kontakte
Cheap Trick -- In Color
Hamilton Bohannon -- Dance Your Ass Off

Slay me for the last two if you want, haters, but I'd bet most of our true favorites spring from our childhood and adolescence. Think hard: What was your favorite album when you were 16 years old? That's your favorite record of all time. If you say it's not, you're full of shit.

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), Today 2:35 PM. (OConnorScribe) (later) (link)

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong w/bohannon?! and cheap trick?

what about sting and paul simon?

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i think i missed that other thread

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

1. Lipps Inc. - Rape For Breakfast
2. R. Kelly - Pet Sounds
3. Stevey W & the Ballerinas - Sweat Gland Blues
4. Foo Fighters - Mr E Nigma and the Chylde of Time, Vol 2: The Sand Reapers
5. Bush - Sixteen Stone
6. Presidents of the USA - S/T
7. Dogstar - EVERYTHING
8. Denny Vertigo - Astral Milk-Fed Ganglia
9. Ben Folds - A Wish, A Prayer, A Bag of Bones
10. Republica's Greatest Hits

-- latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (posercore24...), June 26th, 2006 11:26 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

9. Ben Folds - A Wish, A Prayer, A Bag of Bones

whoa, i did about 15 google searches and found zilch. what label was this on? thought i had everything, holla at me on e-mail if you're down with a CD-R trade or something.

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), June 26th, 2006 11:35 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

you could "oh, wrinklepaws" everything "oh, wrinklepaws" says.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

heavy

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

respect.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

that's what i'm sayin

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

mickhael

i kind of know you, and the whole having a gf/being a catholic/loving jesus thing would make things horribly complicated, but awkardly conversing about jacking off last night gave me a epic, sundial hard on.

comfort me

love
ase

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), June 17th, 2006 6:28 PM. (anthony)

XD (eman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

epic, sundial hard on

XD (eman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Is he talking to Mickhael Barishnikov?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

a nairn i think

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

we can only hope, except that "having a gf" kinda knocks him out of contention...

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/image/50722

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic50722.jpg

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)


Missed kicking your balls... but will ..I promise
Reply to: pers-176042404@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-27, 2:34PM EDT


You and your punk ass friends came into my place last night.
Stupid little fucks, didn't realize the web cam gotcha...
Now all we have to do is wait it out, and one by one as we find you in the
neighborhood, we will fix it so you will never,ever have children without major surgery.

You picked the wrong fucking place to play stupid..


this is in or around Astoria

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to get the alert/devil-cat/hastings shirt AND an uh shirt. i was gonna do pink for the 'uh' shirt but that would be embarassing if we both showed up at same party or something.

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell?

the previous there sound nothing like the original Dr Octagon sound.

-- Savin All My Love 4 u (savinallmylove4...), Today 11:25 PM. (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u) (later)

the preivous sound like rubbish

-- Savin All My Love 4 u (savinallmylove4...), Today 11:29 PM. (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u) (later)

the previews sound like rubbish

-- Savin All My Love 4 u (savinallmylove4...), Today 11:29 PM. (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

S/D: Cigarettes that you can pick up at at a 7/11

Just because I never have time to go anywhere else

-- Lee is Free (sonicyouth4...) (webmail), June 27th, 2006 2:18 AM. (Lee is Free)
Answers

ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO BUY CIGARETTES?

-- flëétwøöd måçk (jaso...) (webmail), June 27th, 2006 2:21 AM. (jaxon)

XD (eman), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

This is rich, quality ILM:

Blood Guts & Pussy

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get that 7/11 thread... what kinds of cigarettes can you NOT get at a 7/11??

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

LINKS 2 HASTINGS AND UH SHIRT PLZ

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

10,000,000 Albums with round cds or records

he took the joke to its only logical conclusion

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

rofl @ flëétwøöd måçk's thread.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get that 7/11 thread... what kinds of cigarettes can you NOT get at a 7/11??

I ALMOST SAID SAME THING ON THAT THREAD BUT I REFUSE TO POST ON A LEE IS FREE THREAD

XD (eman), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

After eleven years as a band, Sleater-Kinney will go on indefinite hiatus


Greil Marcus suicide watch begins.
-- pdf


pdf in actually making mildly funny joke shocker.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

LINKS 2 HASTINGS AND UH SHIRT PLZ

HANSTINGS SHIRT IS UPTHREAD

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

He's asked for a link to the UH shirt at least 17 times now, you'd think he'd bookmark it.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

since I am nice tho:
http://www.zazzle.com/product/235609635764585640

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

what is a bookmark? is that like del.icio.us?

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, if that's how you prefer to live your life.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Psycho complains to city about "rogue helicopter pilot"

XD (eman), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Did you really thing you'd get away with posting a boing boing link?

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

a what?

XD (eman), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

HI I READ BLOGS TOO

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

thats a youtube link. it links to youtube.com. i copied it from youtube. and then i pasted it. this is the copy/paste/lol thread

XD (eman), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Venom is some of the dumbest shit ever. Its weird, despite my affection for Raimi, I really hated the first Spider-Man movie, so much so that I didn't see the second.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), June 28th, 2006 11:19 AM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I've got it on DVD, if you wanna come over on the weekend.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), June 28th, 2006 11:20 AM. (Huk-L) (link)

carrey the cable guy (account), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) Did you really thing you'd get away with posting a youtube link?

michael ian blakk (account), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

nothing funny about spiderman DVDs.

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

It is a joke too refined for someone of your youth.

michael ian blakk (account), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/attack.jpg

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

DECLINE MEANS DECLINE
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), June 28th, 2006 3:38 PM. (hstencil)

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/pastor_chris.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

1864. WOMENFOLK: BE CAREFUL WHEN REACHING FOR HIGH PLACES WHILE WEARING A SKIRT

-- Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (wt...), June 28th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link) (admin)

OR IT MIGHT TIP A YOUNG MAN FROM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO KENAN HEBERT

-- Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (wt...), June 28th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link) (admin)

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

i like how that rhymes

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

venom is cool!

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't rhyme, though! and you should know, living in quebec and all.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

topher grace is not

xpost

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

H'Ebert

michael ian blakk (account), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I know collegehumor.com = lame, but haha

ihttp://content.collegehumor.com/items/2006/06/collegehumor.1693909.451xAUTO.jpg

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

HUH

Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty funny though

xpost
how do i know that kenan's last name is frenchified?! when most things with french names in the states aren't! but consider it added to my own database, i suppose.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 29 June 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

is that funny because of the choking warning?

SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's funny because exactly what alphabet is that supposed to represent?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny because there's not actually 26 pieces.

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

There could be nine pieces hiding behind other pieces.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's funny because exactly what alphabet is that supposed to represent?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 29th, 2006 3:10 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (admin)

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's funny because of the upper right hand corner where it says "2 balls"

michael ian blakk (account), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

it's sort of touching that it's "college" humor

gear (gear), Thursday, 29 June 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

its like calling rock n roll "race" music

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

like nascar

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Did you really thing you'd get away with posting a collegehumor link?

XD (eman), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)


http://www.thecoolhunter.net/images/stories/_2006/PICS/carvertising.jpg

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

CollegeHumor has recently signed a deal with Paramount Pictures to develop films dealing with college humor.

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Some Fulton-Webb amplifier.

This person is not only vain and deluded, but also probably saddled with a raging pill habit:

US $1,699.00

For Hendrix and Trower stuff, I dial the Lift up to 12 o'clock, volume to 12 o'clock and tone at 3:15-3:30 o'clock with my guitar's volume at 7 or 9 depending on the song and the Textosterone kicked in depending on song or whenever a solo comes up. I use this amp at home because I am woodshedding until I get good enough to jam with my brother. Years ago, these customers of mine had me over for dinner one night and they took me to the listening portion of their pent/warehouse to hear these $3,000(?!) Klipsch La Scala speakers driven by a 5 Watt Creek Amp! What I'm saying is this 17 Watt amp is loud. I bought a sound level meter and realized that I play at 115dB but I've got these earplugs that take it down by 33dB. Ted Nugent's guy is finding out what earplugs Ted uses for me. Needless to say the amp has plenty of power, and when you hook it up to the 4X12 Cabinet built for me by Fulton-Webb equipped with Tone Tubbys in "the bomb" formation, I've got the poorman's version of the Creek/La Scala going on in my house. All the neighbors remark how my playing has improved their lives with each passing day. The people across the street sometimes hang out in the drive way to hear my progress...heh,heh. This amp arrived Fedex Ground one year ago. I use an Evidence 1 foot Siren speaker cable to connect the head to the hand wired cab. It is a 10 for me.

I have a tuner>octave>fuzz>wah>overdrive univibe>delay from vendors like Peterson, Dave Fox, Diaz, Teese, Bill Webb, Bob Sweet and Mike at Analog Man on the pedalboard. I've got another cable from Two Rock that will run the signal from the pedalboard to the amp. Put it all together and it is a smokin' little rig from Texas is what it is. I don't think it is noisy, and niether do my neighbors for I have brought music into their boring & tedious lives!

I am an eccentric beginner that has been playing every day for the last 18 months or 1,000 hours based on two hours avg. per day. My brother's been playing for nine years and he tells me I already know more than I even realize. Spanish Atavism at its best-the guitar is arguably aSpanish invention

-- Urnst Kouch (cryptnew...) (webmail), June 28th, 2006 10:40 AM. (Urnst Kouch)

XD (eman), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Urnsk "Ouch".

Goo-night, Swede Hurt (noodle vague), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

the pedal talk is like kate fattey crossed w/ marissa

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

half his posts on the rolling "metal" thread are about amps and pedals and such

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO I STOMP PETAL?

Goo-night, Swede Hurt (noodle vague), Thursday, 29 June 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

NOISE PEDAL CHATTER HYPOCRITES J'ACCUSE

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 30 June 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

maybe not you specific guys I guess; people on the internet are all kind've alike to me.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 30 June 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

urnst = http://mixonline.com/images/archive/Omar.jpg

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Friday, 30 June 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

that Urnst post is actually some user review he found on the Harmony Central site.

XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ted Nugent's guy is finding out what earplugs Ted uses for me.

XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

I use this amp at home because I am woodshedding until I get good enough to jam with my brother.

lol @ beginner guitarist "woodshedding"

XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

"and the Textosterone kicked in"

dmr (Renard), Friday, 30 June 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

um, you smart guys realize that Urnst is like, quoting someone else right?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 30 June 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait, eman said that, nevermind. So at least eman has a clue but I knew that already.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 30 June 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, I wuz pissed.

Goo-night, Swede Hurt (noodle vague), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

NOW WE ARE LAFFING WITH HIM

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

I am throwing my hat into the world of political comics

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Saturday, 1 July 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

roffalafel

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 1 July 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

In case of Peano arithmetic or any familiar explicitly axiomatized theory T, it is possible to define the consistency "Con(T)" of T in terms of the non-existence of a number with a certain property, as follows: "there does not exist an integer coding a sequence of sentences, such that each sentence is either one of the (canonical) axioms of T, a logical axiom, or an immediate consequence of preceding sentences according to the rules of inference of first order logic, and such that the last sentence is a contradiction". However, for arbitrary T there is no canonical choice for Con(T).

you bet it's great to be a movie star. (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 1 July 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

All you juggalos go to hatchetradio.com and start listening and Forgotten Freshness 4 is pretty good
FUCK CRITICS FUCK YOUR REVIEW, EVEN IF YOU LIKE ME FUCK YOU

Twiztid is the shit

-- The_13th_Warri0r (jugal...), June 2nd, 2006.

gahahahaha i just saw this, THIS GUY IS MY HERO

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 1 July 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000055XNX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

msp (mspa), Sunday, 2 July 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

dear stuff,
leave me alonewith my pain/HAHAOKAY
waHtever peopelE "lOVE" STUFF"
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i LOVE tHINGS TOOOO YYYAaaaay ETX
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ROBYN ]]]]

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

fricK WRONG THREAD
yeah.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

-- jacques lu c on t (theundergroundhom...),

2manyROFLs (haitch), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

apologies in advance.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

what is "lmao" about kon tiki

XD (eman), Sunday, 2 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

something got into rrrobyn last night :D

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 2 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha
yes.
WHOA.

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

you guys

and yr record players

-- rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (apoemabouteverythin...), July 2nd, 2006 4:03 AM.

jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 2 July 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pastorkarl.com/photos/share/oliviaweaver9/oliviaweaver9-Images/107.jpg

trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 2 July 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Please.... :(

XD (eman), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

lol

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

This is not bootleg! This is not reissue! Original sounds a sound better than bootleg!!!!!!!!!!! Original expresses ultimate Psych.

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

Please.... :(

-- XD (ï¿...), July 5th, 2006. (tracklink)

best thread evah

latebloomer lives in a fucking castle that is so sweet (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

its raining so hard that water is splashing from an adjacent roof into my kitchen


but it reminds me of the best day of my life

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...), July 5th, 2006.

are those PANIC AT THE DISCO lyrics?

-- killy (fagsztra...), July 5th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even get the joke. You guys know too much about lame music!

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

black Heart Procession - Amore del Tropico

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...), July 5th, 2006 8:40 AM. (ex machina) (later)

killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

haha

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even think i've even heard more than one panic! at the skating rink song

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

its real
by bigdrawz July 5th, 2006
09:38:50 AM CST
because im dating Tommys sister thats what his real friends call him and he told me the whole plot to the movie toper is playing the richard pryor part to this superman 3 rip off tommys said the paycheck was good so he can get the wings movie off the ground they need some petro

the splash of latebloomer's napkin falling onto an ego in the sea (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakeboarding#People_involved

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Shasta!

the splash of latebloomer's napkin falling onto an ego in the sea (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

no i haven't seen these on tv yet

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 6 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

they show those bacardi ad's ALOT during nip/tuck

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

i know someone who was momusfor halloween

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:41 PM. (caitxa1) (later) (link)

when i was momus for halloween i rolled down a hill, lost my cellphone and puked in the mud!

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:54 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

oh perfect, that sounds like momus's blog

-- lf (lfamula...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:58 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)

Hills in Japan are different.

-- Damn, Atreyu! (rem...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 9:02 PM. (x Jeremy) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Haha "eight more ladies" -- so they need 5.5 each?

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

GAYZE

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://vit.pp.ru/uploads/pics/smiling_wet_cat.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Buscemi needs a shave.

Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

never feed him after midnight

dmr (Renard), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/60/184100372_2ab3bca692_o.gif ihttp://www.ljplus.ru/img/a/l/alexandra_2/k_vasilyev---Votan.jpg

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

i remember seeing that movie in a theater with my parents in Garmisch, Germany

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1486-1151808595.gif

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

... did I actually just see what I thought I saw?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

W.T.F.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

UH

SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

alt.fetish.madmax

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

"Master Blaster"

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! IS THAT A FART-POWERED VEHICLE?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

We need a corresponding gif of a bum by the side of the road oing a doubletake then throwing away that bottle of hooch he has hidden under a false fire hydrant.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.artie.com/20030925/arg-dog-jaw-drop-120x128-url.gifhttp://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1486-1151808595.gif

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

GM suppressed this new vehicle technology..

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i saw GM walking funny the other day!

killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

what if you want to stop?

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

beano

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am now imagining a new release of mariokart with karts that fuck you and you can't steer.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

is that thing called a fartcart, btw?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS NOT SOMEONE FARTING IT IS A THING FUCKING SOMEONE IN THE ASS

333333333333 (33333), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

powered by dildonics

XD (eman), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha omg i thought it was a fartcart, i thought he was using his methane power to move the car SORRY

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for ruining my dreams :(

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

UGH i am beating myself up over this! if it makes me any less stupid i actually thought the guy was being assfucked AND farting to make the car go so it would assfuck him more, perpetual motion, i mean

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

alt.fetish.madmax

lol

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1486-1151808595.gif

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

XD (eman), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

der lauf der dinge

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 8 July 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT TAUNT HIM DIRECTLY

HE IS LIKE A SKITTISH DOE, DO NOT SCARE TYNAN AWAY

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006 6:33 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

gear (gear), Sunday, 9 July 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

we did figure you out, schmuck

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006 6:10 PM. (mcutt)

XD (eman), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6308/888377255qy.png

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

someone made a concious choice to use that butt ugly font, fuck them

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

^^ above would have been much funnier if had been Tynan posting the comic, blowing his cover as nb lurker in a retaliatory strike.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that bird

ath (ath), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that bird

-- ath (jodec...), July 9th, 2006 6:36 PM. (ath)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

The user kingfish 2.0 now has the yellow card permission on the board.

XD (eman), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

YES RIGHT ON
1. Vengaboys - Platinum Album
2. Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
3. Clapton, Eric - Clapton Chronicles: The Best Of Eric Clapton
4. Savage Garden - Savage Garden
5. White Zombie - Astro-Creep 2000: Songs Of Love, Destruction And Other Synthetic Delusions
6. Rednex - Sex & Violins
7. Aqua - Aquarius
8. Portishead - Portishead
9. Jack Mack and the Heart Attack - Cardiac Party
10. Dazed and Confused - Original Soundtrack
11. Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity Cd- Single

-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), October 1st, 2005 3:25 PM. (chaki) (admin) (userip)

Chaki, besides the Tusk, that's really the worst list i've ever seen in my life
(except i secretly heart the vengaboys)

-- JaXoN (jaso...), October 1st, 2005 4:34 PM. (jaxon) (admin) (userip)

Maybe Chaki could explain his list a little.
-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), October 1st, 2005 4:52 PM. (Tim Ellison) (admin) (userip)

thats what me and my bros dig on man
-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), October 1st, 2005 4:56 PM. (chaki) (admin) (userip)

you have vaginas
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), October 1st, 2005 5:04 PM. (caitxa1) (admin) (userip)

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Monday, 10 July 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

:((( no one likes sparrows anymore

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 10 July 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/star-wars-tattoos-737050.jpg

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

So, while I haven't seen Debbie Harry's nude vagina live, I have seen enough to know that I would have liked to. You know, if it was the "real deal..."

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...), Thursday.

Her vagina, I mean.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...), Thursday.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

jta303 (2 months ago)
as a smashing pumpkins fan, a progressive listener like me will always love astrud gilberto! even billy corgan of smashing pumpkins loves astrud's lovely craft and timeless beauty..

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://x.myspace.com/images/blog/smileys/moody.gifU R 1 SEXY WOMAN!!!!!! I VIEWED U PIX'S you have posted and just had to post this comment!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST EXOTIC WOMAN I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE to know!!!! You TRULY EXUDE, SENSUALITY, SEXUALITY, INNOCENCE and BEAUTY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!! Sending LOL your way baby!!!!!

sending what your way?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Also, that ass-fuck electric cart thing is totally OMGWTF, but also wtf at the kid's romper suit that is also a floor mop?!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

LOL = Lots of Love

jed_ (jed), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

? I always had it down as "laughs out loud", never heard that one.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

aids lol

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Explain e-Bay to me, cos I don't get it

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 July 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

...and you have a "BFA" and use the word "bloody". Okay I'm done here.

-- ed slanders (helpful19...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006 5:24 AM. (edslanders) (later) (link)

...and she's an "American" and uses the word "bloody".
:-D

-- Marmot 4-Tay: You are beautiful, and you are alone. (marmotwolo...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006 5:46 AM. (marmotwolof) (later) (link)

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 10 July 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

that ebay thread is lolarious. does dude really thinking he'll find nice clothes by searching for "nice clothes"?? or was that a joke

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 July 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

pashmina, that def. of LOL is almost extinct now but i think it possibly predates "laugh out loud" (not totally sure).

jed_ (jed), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.survivinggrady.com/hulkho.jpg

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

HULK HOGAN, VENTRILOQUIST

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

ROFLZ

introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

never said i was handsome or intelligent i just meant that Christopher Goodnight is my real name because i didn't think to do anything but put my real name

-- Christopher Goodnight (tomatosauce680...), July 10th, 2006 5:21 PM. (saintsaucey) (later)

do you honestly love tomato sauce? are you honestly the saint of sauce? cuz i am the sauce boss.

-- Cor-Ray (chaki.tim...), July 10th, 2006 5:39 PM. (chaki) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 10 July 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

02/99:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/1101990208_400.jpg/250px-1101990208_400.jpg

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), July 10th, 2006. (link)

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is that oprah?

-- the fuckablity of late picasso (vfoz...) (webmail), July 10th, 2006. (link)

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yeah, if oprah were 150 pounds lighter and had perfect BJ lips ...

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), July 10th, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly, Blount, for about 3.5 seconds I thought you were Chris.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

FTR, i was sort of joking on the ebay thread about finding "nice clothes". I'll admit I've been in a particularly weird mood these last 24 hours or so.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

dude be honest, is that entire thread just elaborate performance art? Because seriously otherwise...I dunno.

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's mostly me having a tantrum, but I really did have trouble with the site, and paypal.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

i think ILX is harder to use than ebay

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

nabiscutty otm

[URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic44748.jpg

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think i ought to stop using ilx so much actually and catch up with the rest of the internet.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/son%20of%20a%20bitch

i never get tired of listening to the first two pronuncations (and the third)

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

anyway i don't hear a lot of bands that mix those aggressive qualities with the more melodic ones in contemporary indie rock

Seriously? Maybe I'm still not clear on what you mean by "aggressive qualities." Bands like Arcade Fire and Broken Social Scene and the New Pornographers, to name a few, certainly combine a "pretty" melodic sensibility with powerful drums and electric guitars. That tension between classical melodicism and rock n roll power is what first attracted me to weezer when I was young, and it still fascinates me today.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), Today 4:11 PM. (Steve Schneeberg)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ sombitch

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

goldberg and fuckedfucker and all these new guys are what keep me away from ILM today

gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

wait, who is "schneeberg"? that's a funny name.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

the plural one sounds like the guy is so surprised that their sons of bitches as opposed, to, i don't know... hos? it's in the way his voice slightly rises on 'bitches'

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

jon ur my hero for the flashing text on the sufjan thread

lift up fong and see (haitch), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Date: July 10, 2006 7:15:09 PM EDT (CA)
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http://www.diefen.net/pt/?108&dsV5Sn7ayEI4S
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caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://ryansantos.com/1/3.jpg

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

333333333333 (33333), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

hard and charming.

totally changing the band name now.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

i like the work of The Cutty Band. i even put one song on a mix.
-- Syd Barrett RIPE (accoun...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 2:25 PM. (account) (link)


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that was my best AdamRl impersonation, fwiw
-- Syd Barrett RIPE (accoun...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 2:30 PM. (account) (link)


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the mere mention of adam's name brings a tear to my eye
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 2:35 PM. (mcutt) (link)


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cowper's fluid, holmes.
-- Damn, Atreyu! (rem...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 2:37 PM. (x Jeremy) (link)

Syd Barrett RIPE (account), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM&search=best%20fight%20scene

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

omg that was beautiful, gear, thanx!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

From IMDB:
i agree its a good part, but you guys have obviously not seen the whole movie. my biggest fear purchasing the movie was that the clip on youtube would be the best part.... lemme tell you friends, its not, the entire movie is like that but better. i cant even put it in words, you just have to see it to believe me, the whole movie you will drop your jaw.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

[URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Thursday, 13 July 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

the sci-fi monster movie quivalent of that sccene gear linked to:

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait, BOTH eyeballs??

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

m. cutty esq, attorney at law: "did you post the badly-encoded remix mp3 to your 'blog' when it was not yours to do so? do you expect to chow down on this smorgasboard of free music as you do in... other areas?"

m. perpetua: "oh fuck you, cutty"

d. gulberry, attorney at law: "shameful, bro"

-- lift up fong and see (birthday.part...), July 12th, 2006 11:18 PM. (haitch) (later) (admin)

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 13 July 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOFt1gHylc

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.waffleimages.com/img/e7ea67a2f113642c60246af6e473cb85f7349ea7/1145710145750.jpg

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 July 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

:(((

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 13 July 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLE @ MYSPACE TOP 8 RELATED DRAMA

GROW UP THIRTY YEAR OLD MEN

choinklate (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 July 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

"choinklate"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ sufjan thread

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

yellow jackets be way more interesting than sujan, fersure

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

yellow jackets be way more interesting than sufjan, fersure

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

yellow jackets be way more interesting than sufjan, fersure

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

lol

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/%7Etombot/perseverate.png

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

that song playing in religious-fatty-in-chair's show would be hecka sick if it were an instrumental

flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

meth be more interesting that sujan fersure

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

The star explains, "I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy that we've all heard...urine. It's the remedy if you have a bad sting.

"So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to heaven. He was like 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!' I don't know if it helped at all, but my son was happy. We'll work it out in 20 years (when he's in therapy)!"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

meth be more interesting that sujan fersure

Moonwalkbjrain (chaki), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

this afternoon a guy called out to me from his car window and asked if i knew where "bj's restaurant" was. ew.

celebrity mole: hawaii (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 July 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

did you get lucky?

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Friday, 14 July 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

"lucky"

celebrity mole: hawaii (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 July 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

the best response is to say "i'm ready to suck and fuck big boy" then duder will get all weirded out that the tables have turned and will speed off. (sorry tho).

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Friday, 14 July 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE MOM WHAT IS J*E T3LL3R MADE? FLANGE IN ME POO.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), July 13th, 2006 9:56 PM. (Ned) (later)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 July 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bjsbrewhouse.restaurantjobs.hcareers.com/public/profile/bjsbrewhouse/logo.gif

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 14 July 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

People who lie about their age on myspace.

choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly though just when it's 30+ yr old dudes claiming to be 21.

choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

If all the Coup albums disappeared, what would you listen to instead?

Funky beat, political lyrics-what's like it?

-- WillS (omelet4t...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 10:10 AM. (WillS)

What I'd always been listening to.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 10:12 AM. (Ned)

Your fingers typing at ILX 14 hours a day?

-- Rev. PappaWheelie (evieandjo...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 10:17 AM. (PappaWheelie 2)

[URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Momus OTM (and deep like a baby seal)
-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), July 14th, 2006. (Wrinklepaws)

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

gis'ing for an image of fitzgereald's grave stone got me to a blog featuring the follwing "letter from wallace"

"I recently watched a porno flick starring a girl named Kunto.
Kunto was being fisted by 6 wristwatch-wearing dudes
(not all at the same time, but rather one after another)
and every dude that stuck his fist up there would lose his watch.
Kunto would giggle and the guy would be kind of pissed.
But hey, he's in a porno fisting some broad, so what do
you expect, right?

The next movie I watched, was the second in the Kunto series,
"Kunto II: Takes a Fistin' and Keeps On Pissin'".
In this one, Kunto is being fisted by 6 completely different
non-wristwatch wearing dudes. They'd stick their fist in
Kunto's cooter and they'd pull their hand out to reveal a watch
on their wrist! Then the words "Merry Christmas!!" would flash
across the screen and the camera panned out to reveal Kunto,
(with a seriously blown out orifice) the dude, plus Santa Claus
and a half dozen elves.
Fake snow commenced to fall, "Jingle Bell Rock" (sung in Swedish)
began playing and they all started to dance.

Unfortunately, all the dudes who received the watches developed
yeast infections on their wrists.

Off to the Rockies! - Gainful employment!"


bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.howardhallis.com/news/2005/catdog.jpg

MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

The "deep like a baby seal" one is killing me.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

was waiting for the first glibly dismissive post, and the first ned post. looks like a got a twofer!

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 14th, 2006 12:58 AM. (Amateur(ist))

Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 15 July 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

omg that emil dude is like scary prono yanni!

tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Saturday, 15 July 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

the best response is to say "i'm ready to suck and fuck big boy" then duder will get all weirded out that the tables have turned and will speed off. (sorry tho).

-- fongoloid sangfroid (mikeoptin...), July 13th, 2006 11:56 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (userip)

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 15 July 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

bros before tokyoes

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Saturday, 15 July 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ cheeseball In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 July 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

awesomely awesome shit i saw today:

http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/turd.jpg

the power of latebloomer compels you (latebloomer), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

I READ THREAD TOO
-- gabbneb (gabbne...), July 17th, 2006 2:34 PM. (gabbneb)

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Here's what Jimmy Kimmel can do.

He can go to his house, walk in his bathroom, then go to the bathroom.

When he's done he can look in the toilet.

Then, he can eat the shit.

-- Sir Nigel Hemroyd (roid...) (webmail), April 3rd, 2003 8:29 PM.

lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

However, if Israel is ever in danger of being overran, I will be first in line to fight in it's defense

dude, the last thing the middle east needs is another posturing clown.

-- the fuckablity of late picasso (vfoz...), July 17th, 2006.

I'm just putting my money where my mouth is.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), July 17th, 2006.

as if, walter

-- the fuckablity of late picasso (vfoz...), July 17th, 2006.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvx8wMc0Wso

MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha bad dudes!

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wiolawapress.com/

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/6995/dakota4kh.jpg

MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's like all the gimps and feebs we collect on our shoes just end up sticking around until suddenly the newest crop of gimps and feebs is in and suddenly they look like super-geniuses and we're all "nabsico otm"

-- david allen grier (wt...) (webmail), July 18th, 2006 11:59 AM. (later)

gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit jaxon what is that foto?

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

that's Dakota Fanning, yo. sayin hi to all the peds

Mike Litoris (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit.

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wiolawapress.com/

-- latebloomer (pose...) (webmail), July 18th, 2006 8:55 AM

wow

that's some timecube level shit there

milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wiolawapress.com/lizard.htm

milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

i've been enjoying that site all day

she's the henry darger of the conspiracy photoshop set

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

thATs not funny, dipshit.

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

bundgee now has these privileges on the All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar board:

* Cousinisation
* Bundgee jumping
* FUQ editing
* Can jump on privileges

-- lmaoborghini (ï¿...), July 18th, 2006 12:19 AM. (eman) (later) (admin)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

NEXT LINK TO EMO OBSERVING/GUIDING CRAFT!

(however, my links go down faster than i can find them in the internet archives... its getting to be quite a game with the nazi dracs.. let's see how long this one lasts!! don't blink twice...!!it might disappear between blinks..... lol)

unnamedroffler (xave), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hardickchiropractic.com/images/DrBJ.jpg

Dr. B.J. Hardick lives and breathes chiropractic. Born into a chiropractic wellness lifestyle, B.J. received his first adjustment the day he was born, and has abided by the motto “Chiropractic first, drugs second, surgery last,” ever since.

B.J.’s commitment to chiropractic patients started at the age of 14, when he enrolled in Chiropractic Assistant courses and joined the team at Hardick Chiropractic Centre. During his years in high school and university, B.J. was voted “Chiropractic Assistant of the Year for Canada” by his peers. He also shared his passion speaking at chiropractic conventions throughout North America and Europe. During these years, B.J. studied alongside many of the greatest leaders in chiropractic.

Following his 2001 graduation from the College of Chiropractic at Life University in Marietta, Georgia, Dr. Hardick was eager to return to his home of London, Ontario. He was honored that year by the New York Chiropractic Council for his volunteer service at the site of the World Trade Centre in the weeks following September 11, 2001.

B.J.’s mission in chiropractic is twofold: Locally, through Hardick Chiropractic Centre, to help as many people as possible to achieve the optimum levels of health and happiness which are their birthright. On a global level, his mission is to spread the word of chiropractic world-wide.

unnamedroffler (xave), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

i have a friend named Hardique who has his friends call him Q

Mike Litoris (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Say what you will about Sex in the city, there isnt a character on that show thats half as alive as Ari Gold

I totally call bullshit on that.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), July 7th, 2005 3:24 PM. (inca) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

A+

note: the paedophile on the right is a member of mstrkrft, the blogger on the left is a known associate of a notorious white supremacist known as "tha pumpsta"

i stumbled on that blog while looking for pictures of the hottentot venus

-- JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vfoz...) (webmail), Today 4:17 AM. (vahid) (later) (link)

God, Disco D CD. Get out. He's fallen off harder than Christopher Reeve. His recent my-first-MPC-carpetbagger-funk-carioca-floorclearing-extravaganza at Sonar was horrendous.

-- jimnaseum (takeyourmedicinelikeacham...) (webmail), Today 4:27 AM. (jimnaseum) (later) (link)

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

He's fallen off harder than Christopher Reeve.

hahaha

lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

that's uffie in the middle there

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

c'est horrible

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to punch the MSTRKRFT dude

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

this is why is shaved off my beard

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

HPSTRKRFT

finest quality internets beef (haitch), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

try living in toronto, dudes. omg dance music.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

i thought that was a cobrasnake pic at first

lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

these guys are my fucking enemy. i need new bars.

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

gawky bald guy walks in: "who's the narc?"

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

i've had to endure drinks with them before. they are sullen douchebags. if we could somehow find a way to carpetbomb toronto with alan braxe and crydamoure comps, there'd be no need for them whatsoever.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh T.O.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

BENIHANA BILLIONAIRE

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

dance music is a great culture, what are you guys talking about? you meet lots of interesting people

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 20 July 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

dance music is a great culture, what are you guys talking about? you meet lots of interesting people
-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), July 19th, 2006 10:52 PM. (diamond) (admin) (userip)

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Thursday, 20 July 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

neck tattoos role

Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 20 July 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar sounds like a showtune strolling through the rough part of town with its pumped up funk organ, horn stabs, and erstatz metal guitar

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 7:59 PM. (bundgee)

lmaoborghini (eman), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

I liked the 'Are Modest Mouse named after Modest Moussorgsky?' thread.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Submachine game

lmaoborghini (eman), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i just peed on my feet. and i'm in love with faith hill.

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), July 21st, 2006 1:22 AM. (scott seward) (later)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, Jesus makes an appearance in Jimeno's hallucination, carrying a bottle of water to quench his thirst
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), Yesterday.

That line leapt out at me as well. A Noize Jesus would bring Sparks.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Yesterday.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

from I LOVE RAPTURE:
Whoa! I can sure feel the glory bumps after reading this thread!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

I have a surprising amount of posts in a couple of those threads. Like the one about losing my virginity. Lovely.

-- Jordan (jordan...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2004. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/48783944/1298614

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA, best gif ever.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/userinfo.php?username=Wrinklepaws

jed_ (jed), Friday, 21 July 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

(from http://www.myspace.com/wrinklepaws !)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 July 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/rapey.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

whoa i am definitely going to see that one, and then buying the dvd when it comes out

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 21 July 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

i wanted that gif to show bjork drop kicking diddy at the airport

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Friday, 21 July 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

somehow the headline picture makes it

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

cant wait til she hits the talk show circuit with the clip

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

“The subject matter is very tough,” Robins told me, “but I was attracted to it because in the end it’s a story about human understanding, about a little girl who’s dealt a very bad deck of cards, but finds solace in the music of Elvis and survives.”

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hey check it out, Eisbar made practically this same exact thread back in 2002:
Music for Assholes

-- Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolo...), July 23rd, 2006 2:38 AM. (marmotwolof) (tracklink) (later)

(this new one lacks capital letters, but is otherwise identical)

-- Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolo...), July 23rd, 2006 2:41 AM. (marmotwolof) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 23 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

frida, you have a very unpleasant tone. it's small wonder the swastika'd sapphist has gone out for the evening and left you to your own devices.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 23rd, 2006 7:32 PM. (estela) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 24 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

OK, Nelly has a song about it, Paul Wall is a dentist who become a new white rap sensation... what the fuck is going on with that gold/diamond teeth and hip hop/afroamerican culture? History? Meaning? I'm not American so I would like to know why people put that shit in their mouth (isn't 'normal' jewlery enough?)

OK FIRST OFF GRILLEMKILLEM PAUL WALL WAS NOT A DENTIST, AND THAT'S JUST NUMBER #1. READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND GET THAT FACT THAT AFRICAN-AMERICAN'S TRAVELED TO AMERICA AND PAUL WALL IS ANGLICAN, MEANING EUROPEAN!WITH THEIR JEWELRY STOLEN BE4 THEY LEFT GHANA, NUMBSCULL, I BET IF YOU WERE A KING AND THEN ANOTHER KING SOLD YOU OUT AND TOOK YOUR EARRINGS, YOU'D HAVE TO BE TOTALLY FEELING WEIRD LIKE WITH UR EARZ ALL STRETCHED OUT THAT'S NASTY!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BARF JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT. SO THEY MUST PUT THE METAL WHERE THEIR MONTH IS CUZ THEY FEEL THE VOID FROM THEIR ANCESTOREY. THANKS AND GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!!! MARTY G

-- MARTY A. (MARTING...), July 24th, 2006.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 24 July 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

MARTY A. = ferzaffe ?

Lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 24 July 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lik6RN55WY&search=rock%20critic

give late a bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 July 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Man, that's not even so much funny as boring.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Oye Como Va!

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), August 23rd, 2005 5:46 PM. (nordicskilla) (admin)

"It hears as it goes"

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), August 23rd, 2005 5:47 PM. (nordicskilla) (admin)

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 24 July 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

pooping is fun in pussy city
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 24th, 2006 5:16 PM. (caitxa1) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

Do fish have testicles?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

ahah i was just going to post that

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

have you guys ever played porntris? it's EXACTLY like tetris except when you get a whole row you can see more of a picture of two naked people doing sex

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 12:09 AM. (caitxa1)

i found it while researching porntris

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 12:10 AM. (caitxa1)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

THE MOST BADASS RECORD OF ALL TIME IS...

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

MASTERPIECE THEATRE

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

i'd normally post that in the cease and desist thread, but the choice of "badass record" made me rofl way too hard not to put it hear

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

here, even. gah

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/emoxcthulhuxcore

i admit, the pics made me lolz

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/9/94/1135197598215.jpg

probably good for future nude spock threads, etc

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

well apparently i'm missing them tonight because the wife takes too long to get ready.

-- Mike Hawk (jaso...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 5:28 AM. (jaxon) (later) (link)

those wives. bitches aren't they?

-- kevin barking (kevinbarkin...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 5:45 AM. (arghargh) (later) (link)

yours maybe, mine just takes a long time to get ready

-- Mike Hawk (jaso...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 8:26 AM. (jaxon) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "badass record" thread.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

WORSTASS RECORD

ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

RESTRONT BOOTH
ROMANTING CURTANS
SPADGADDY BOOTH
FORK KNIFE
THE BOWLS
BOWLS OF SPADGADDYS
IN BACK OF ROMANTING CURTANS
EAT GONE SPADGADDY
ROMANTING FOOD
SUIT AND TIE WEARER
BEHIND ROMANTING CURTAN
PRETTY PRETTY LADY
BEHIND ROMANTING CURTAN
SPINNING SPADGETTY
EATING SPADGADDY
ROMANTING
NO FREDS AROUND
NO FREDS ALLOWED
ROMANTING WITH
SPADGETTY

-- TI... (TIM@KFC.EDU) (webmail), July 25th, 2006 6:00 PM. (TIM@KFC.EDU)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

tim@kfc.edu = always next level

fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

so, my neighbor's kid drew a super detailed picture of monkeys doing about a bazillion different things, a la waldo. she showed it to my mom, and asked her opinion.

mom: oh, that's nice!
kid: really? i dunno. i'm gonna change it. too much monkeys.


shit gets hectic = TOO MUCH MONKEYS

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys, we need to brainstorm a list of all caps, extremely long titles for these threads in the future to piss off the balding shut-ins. I'm going to work on this tonight.

-- Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyza...) (webmail), Today 5:15 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

i propose DC THREAD TITLES MAKE ME WANT TO KILL PUPPIES: DC12: ALL CAPS FOREVER YOU STUPID ASSHOLES DAMN CAN YOU EVER DISH IT OUT BUT NOT TAKE IT!!!!!!!

-- hot car fuckin' fuckfest (teenagequie...) (webmail), Today 5:19 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

I propose:

IF YOU WEREN'T SO BALD AND GRUMPY AND LEFT YOUR HOUSE FOR MORE THAN BEER/WEED RUNS YOU MIGHT GET LAID OCCASIONALLY: DC12

-- Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyza...) (webmail), Today 5:20 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

mark grebt (sanskrit), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

it's true, you know

hot car fuckin' fuckfest (teenagequiet), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

YO NOT FUNNY IS NOT FUNNY WHETHER I HAVE BALD SPOTS IN MY BEARD OR NOT :(

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/73/199846596_7e5fd91d2e_o.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

Mike Hooter (jaxon), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.phrenology.com/phrenology.jpg

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

VITALOGY IS THE MOST BADASS ALBUM OF ALL TIME

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

WILLIAM H. MACY WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR CHEESE lololololq

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

KEVIN KLINE IS NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BUT RATHER HIS DOUBLE, LOL LOL ROBBLE

gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

The only peple I know that have the same intersts in music as I do are my teachers and my friends' parents. My teachers are 26 years old though.

unnamedroffler (xave), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, i thought ally and tom were our proof that love was possible even for internet addicted shut-ins.

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

2:53 PM, 27 Jul 06 Message 7075550 on "IF YOU WEREN'T SO BALD AND GRUMPY AND LEFT YOUR D.C. YOU MIGHT GET LAID OCCASIONALLY f/k/a cease and desist orders" edited by cousin larry bundgee (that one girl what married gi joe)

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

eh they've kind of turned from being really funny to being a board that's full of just ppls turning every thread into a bitchfest about ILM/requests for things for jess to delete? The ones that don't fall under that category are stuff like "LUNCH? YES NO?" so it's kind of hard to keep contributing.
xpost jon I do not consider you to be part of the "uncle jessssssssssssss plz to delete thisssssssssssssssssssss" crowd FWIW. also: why new myspace pg?

-- Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyz...), July 27th, 2006 2:35 PM. (allyzay) (later)

;_;

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

this is what happens when ilx breaks down into fiefdoms.

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dirtyverbs.com/content/images/unity-is-strength.gif

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

: o

gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

ilx=yugoslavia

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/themightytrent/WeAreNotCriminals.jpg

gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

noise board=brosnia

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, ILM is like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity -- every time I think "well, it's not like it was, but it's not that bad," it produces even stupider and more dim-witted posters.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), July 27th, 2006 5:14 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)


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we survived you

-- david allen grier (wt...), July 27th, 2006 5:27 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (admin) (userip)

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

also Ally OTM

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

c&d could stand a lock for a few days, she has a point

mark grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

so c&d: c&d?

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

PEOPLE DO NOT LISTEN TO ALLY WE ARE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT HERE!

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

don't let the cattiness leave c&d

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

ilm doesn't matter enough for the noise board to define itself in opposition to it

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

hell, even entertainment weekly hit that shit

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

For NMH fans

DEVELOPING...

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Friday, 28 July 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/caldwellmark/Raidersof05.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 July 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

comically overrated by white boys

if i may be so bold: are you white?

-- Roughage Crew

---------------------------------------------

it IS comically overrated by white boys though!
-- The Lex


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if you're white (and a boy), i don't think you get to call people 'white boys'.
-- Roughage Crew

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Lex is a ricer though so it's OK.
-- Dom Passantino

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What the fuck is a ricer? A Chinaman?
-- Mr. Snrub

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

You guys all know that I'm 100% right. Also chaki I am sorry about your beard spots ;_;

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

i think your gender gets you further on ile than on noise board okthanksadios

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

whatever.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

joeks :O)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

:D
http://www.makuchalsigns.com/images/signs/Friends%20Forever.jpg

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck is a ricer? A Chinaman?
-- Mr. Snrub

(Wild Applause)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thetechzone.com/photo/data/500/2176frink-ricer.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

snrub killed it

mark grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

one of my favorite zings on him:

ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...) (webmail), April 5th, 2006 2:23 PM. (mookieproof) (link)

mark grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/60/200359109_4b87bfb1f6_o.jpg

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

online is great, but sometimes i just like to stick my nose deep into a book and sniff it.
and show it off on the mantelpiece.

thx krew!

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), July 28th, 2006. (Wrinklepaws)

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

just a bit of racism, let's be cool

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), July 28th, 2006 8:07 PM. (bundgee) (later) (link)

nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 29 July 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ringo dancing to Thank You Girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCbW79pBG4&search=ringo%20starr

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 July 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ringo dances to "It Is 'He'":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eiDy2skzGk&search=ringo%20starr

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 July 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

you wouldnt laugh if it was John Lennon

ferzaffe (flezaffe), Saturday, 29 July 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

like i had NO intention of it becoming an actual real flamewar or anything. maybe i was out of line but he took it THERE. its not like i was calling him a fatty fat fatass or anything. tubby is pretty affectionate actually.

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki.tim...), July 29th, 2006. (chaki) (later) (link

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

the best concert ever wood be dane and dimebag and fucking bob marley and, like dane would bring the laguhing, marley the spiritual and the weed, and dimebag the weed and the fucking power and the riffs and the weed.

-- animal (420forevea...) (webmail), April 25th, 2006 10:32 PM.

Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to post that, but i lost the functionality in my limbs, and my brain shut down for almost one hour, at the amazingness of it. its the best thing ive ever seen anyone write, i love it, it so ridiculuous

what, a fucking cock

-- (688), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

hes like a character that walked gumby-like out of the script for "half baked"

Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

jugalos need to melow out and smoke more pot

-- animal (420forevea...), May 1st, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifhttp://www.pathguy.com/lectures/mel_gibson.jpghttp://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 3:40 PM. (bundgee)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), July 31st, 2006.

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

was he really screwing his mom?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

I don't recall that being revealed. Thread link if so?

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

i r-m was an engima wrapped inside a riddle.

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 July 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.goatsepolo.com/

sleep (sleep), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think i started the IRM-screwing-his-mom meme, actually. dude just talked about his mom an awful lot, and he worshipped all the bands that she loved, and after a while it all just seemed a little suspicious.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

What?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

actually i just quoted all of his posts where he mentioned his mom, and then rjg ran with it:

a son is a poor substitute for a lover
-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 2:07 PM. (RJG) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

"anglo scarfy" should be a new meme

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

A brief interlude

you saw this rite?

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://nashvillecdstore.hypermart.net/ERINBANNER.jpg

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

what is Henderson, NV like? a cursory search of the boards reveal it to be suburban and perhaps even staid

The first thing I think of is the rocket fuel plant that exploded there in 1988 - a HUGE explosion roughly equivalent to a 1KT airburst.

-- Elvis Telecom (*****...) (webmail), July 31st, 2006 3:22 PM.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Corny Music Jokes thread
(pre-inevitable mod edit, of course)

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

cousin larry, is that a "nuke the suburbs" roffle or a "oh that elvis and his bomb trivia" roffle?

gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

of course it is the latter

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

a HUGE roffle roughly equivalent to a 1KT airburst

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

EXCLUSIVE: Danny Glover Too Old For This Shit

-- Lmaoborghini (ï¿...), July 31st, 2006 9:28 PM. (eman) (later) (link)

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

mailto:rofl@irm.rumormill.org.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

From 1990 to 2003 I worked as a sound tech in Atlantic City casino lounges, and found myself so overly saturated with horrible lounge cover versions that I stopped enjoying music and fell out of touch. Well, I've I've recouperated a bit. So now I am constantly astounded at what I have missed out on all those years. For instance - it was only last year that I "discovered" Soul Coughing and Chris Whitley in a friend's collection. Anyboody else have this experience? It feels like I've just thawed out after being frozen for years. Any reccommendations given I really really really like SC and Whitley? Thanks.

-- Marc Natale (marcnatal...) (webmail), August 1st, 2006 8:23 AM. (Farnes)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

HAKKEN!!!

ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

roffling hardcore.

my immense admiration for this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBUS-7aFDw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efysiotherapiecentrumudenhout%2Enl%2Fgabber%2Fhomevideo40%2Ehtml

kinda turned into extreme jealousy by the end of the video though.


the one on the front page is fucking beautiful.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS

heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

who knew techno...in its many forms...could make me see the apocolypse so clearly

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

serious hardcore roffles at gabbering around teh world oh my god

(but yeah, jealous - dude has been all over the place for real)

rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hey wats up its Westley Woods AKA TRip-Wu, latest and gratest sensation...\
i got a beats for mix if anyone wants it, it is called "i like the bitches with tig ol bitties" and is some good bass beats and goes like
I like the bitcheds with tig ol' bitties,
tig ol' bitties, tig ol' bitties
I like the bitcheds with tig ol' bitties,
tig ol' bitties, tig ol' bitties
I like the bitches cuz they got the titties
an i like the titties cuz they on the bitches
I like the bitches cuz they got the titties
an i like the titties cuz they on the bitches
it is 8 mins long and it is really good! plz e-mail me if u want it

peace,
trip wu

-- trip wu nigga!!!!! (westleywo...), July 31st, 2006. (westleywoo)

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

tempted to email him to find out what the other 7 minutes and 30 seconds consists of

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Girls Can Tell = Gimme Fiction = Kill The Moonlight >> A Series of Sneaks > Loveways >>>>>>>>>>>> Telephono

-- Matthew Perpetua! (matthewfluxblo...) (webmail), August 1st, 2006 12:16 PM. (Matthew Perpetua!) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

are you allowed to use the equal sign when you do that?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

perpetua fucks up basic rock critic math

david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

i love how those three albums are the exact same but they are all two better than a series of sneaks which is only one better than loveways which is exactly twelve better than telephono

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

stack that equation vertically and it forms a penis (the 3 albums forming the balls & base of shaft)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

spoon sucks.

Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

i am teh sppontroll:


Are Spoon Like The Eels Or Something?

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

What is their deal? People really listen to them?

that's the words right outta my mouth. they're one of those bands that i've heard a million times and i still have no idea what they sound like.

Jonas Bronck (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

The Human Switchboard weren't very good at all.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

aw, they had some good songs.

Jonas Bronck (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

I used to have the album. OMG that "Refrigerator Door" song!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

I also had the ROIR cassette!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ask Oprah

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Cocaine Sessions
The Beach Boys (Brian & Dennis)
01125 TV
The collection of songs that Dennis and Brian recorded on a heavy coke binge (And couple of extras from the sessions). Real great, real rare.. Recorded in sometime 1981-82
Sound Quality: 10
Overall Value: 10
Format: CD

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1. Talking
2. California Girls (they tried this but two drunk
skunks couldn't groove..)
3. Let's Start Our Own Band (not song, more talking, Brian on piano..)
4. My Solution (brian solo on piano)
5. Sounds of sexual intercourse (with a girl moaning Denniiiiiss...)
6. Mike, Mike, Mike (fun, fun, fun w/obscure lyrics..)
7. Bonanza Theme (dennis on piano.. poor..)
8. It's Just A Matter Of Time (early rendition)
9. I Don't Want To Die (poor Dennis song)
10. Take My Breath Away (or something like that from the chorus..)
11. You Take My Breath Away (Queen' song..)
12. Talking (let's do it agaaaaaaiiin, dennis growls...)

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 7:26 PM. (chaki)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Jewish isn't a race.
-- heavyweight grebt (mikeoptin...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 10:56 AM. (later)


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Jewish isn't a race.

Sure it is, and I'm gonna come in first place.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 5:03 PM. (later)


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^^^^^^^^^^^
ban this one

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 5:32 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

suicide handjobs
-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 2nd, 2006 5:13 PM. (slutsky) (admin) (userip)

every night
-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 2nd, 2006 5:14 PM. (dubplatestyle) (admin) (userip)

poor, poor sad jess

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ned has this ingrained reflex now where he actually clicks on ILX threads in his sleep.

-- Eppy (epp...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 9:16 PM. (Eppy)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Thursday, 3 August 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/64/205159969_ee8fc25c61_o.png

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 3 August 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

and another thing!

Why is not acceptable for a white guy such as myself to enjoy Julez Santana dropping heatrocks, but its perfectly ok for a white person to appreciate the comedy stylings of David Allen Grier (In Living Color, Jumanji)? no one is calling him out (i assume that guy upthread is Caucasian).

food for thought.

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), August 3rd, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 3 August 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

wrinklepaws is fake, i'm sure of it now...hilarious though.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 3 August 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was certain wrinklepaws was fake from the instant I read the screen name "wrinklepaws".

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2822/indiesbg3.jpg

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Thursday, 3 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enNV3hd08tU

Esp. the comments

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 August 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

SELF-AGGRANDIZING BUT OH WELL:

Thought you all might enjoy this if you haven't seen it already (for full effect, you need to have speakers on):

http://www.dan.perry.youaremighty.com/

-- Sara R-C (sr...) (webmail), August 3rd, 2006. (link)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 August 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

"heatrocks"?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 August 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, "comedy stylings of David Allen Grier (In Living Color, Jumanji)" is kind of a tipoff. (xpost)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 3 August 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, that makes *me* want to grow a beard.

-- I'm On The Radio So I Don't Care!!!1! (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 4th, 2006 5:33 AM. (kate)

Lmaoborghini (eman), Friday, 4 August 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

I was certain wrinklepaws was fake from the instant I read the screen name "wrinklepaws".

my guess is that the o.g. "should my friend's band do payola with Scenestars" / "oh, wrinklepaws" wrinklepaws was real, but now someone took over the persona.

dmr (Renard), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6453/babyatatlx8.jpg

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

"This page is about the sexual activity. For the town, see Felch Township, Michigan. For the nineteenth-century politician, see Alpheus Felch"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 4 August 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

GREEN = GOOD
YELLOW = MODERATE

http://www.epa.gov/airnow/2006/20060804/fc0-ne.gif

rudy huxtable can't fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 4 August 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mssimages.com/uploads/20051124/20051124_12_1132871764-371322599.jpg

Son of Spam (noodle vague), Friday, 4 August 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 5 August 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

all i post is vader funnies, these days.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 6 August 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

at least it is funny!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 August 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)


I asked my girlfriend what she thought and she suggested that HANK PYM a/k/a ANT MAN shrunk himself down and dove into The Wasp?'s vagina, but I honestly can't figure out how he could do this without suffocating to death; then my girlfriend suggested that perhaps he kept his head sticking out of the vagina while doing a full body fuck; but the thing is, it's ANT MAN. It's not Superman. ANT MAN can't fly, Dirk. Ant Man needs to call a flying ant if he wants to fly. Did Ant Man call a flying ant and lay across the back of the ant and then have the ant relentlessly push into the Wasp's vagina? And if he did, would that constitute a tag team? I can't figure out any other way which he might have done it. Did he do some kind of expanding/shrinking thing? Again I see a big issue with this primarily in the horizontal/vertical dichotomy which must come to light in any kind of ANT MAN penetrative sex.

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 7 August 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Love to Love You Baby"'s 16 minutes and 48 seconds of arousal and refill — ticklishly sensitive rhythm and fusion — threw disco into a tizzy overnight, but the tonally starved blues-of-isolation on the B-side isn't to be missed, either: the broken promises Donna Summer bemoans in "Full of Emptiness"; "Need-a-Man Blues," with its unrequitedly sexy guitar rhythm as out of range of Summer's voice as she of satisfaction; the imaginary seaside hold-me in "Whispering Waves"; and "Pandora's Box," where Summer and guitar scream icily at one another as they turn their backs on each other's body music. Hunger without recourse; essential disco.

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 7 August 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

chick grabber

bb (bbrz), Monday, 7 August 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

steve goldberg rarities

-- mark grebt (mikeoptin...), July 29th, 2006 5:46 PM. (sanskrit)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 7 August 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Criticizing psychedelic lyrics for being obvious seems, well,
a bit dim. The Elevators weren't english majors or poet laureates.
They were hardscrabble garage rats who liked Tolkien, fuzzboxes and lots of drugs. More power to 'em.

(Although I have to say, the jug gets old).

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), August 7th, 2006 4:35 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

You know what else gets old?

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), August 7th, 2006 4:37 PM. (marmotwolof) (later)

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

this is more awesome than ha-ha, but

gbx (skowly), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

haha at what marmot said.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol i used to go to that chilis when i worked at WAVES MUSIC in reseda

chaki (chaki), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

this is awesome:

gear (gear), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

wait, why can't i embed? argh, okay here's the link instead:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=weDCgimH9DI

gear (gear), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

just out of the shower

http://www.ddg.com/LIS/InfoDesignF96/Emin/napoleon/images/personal/napoleon11.jpg

-- RJG (RJ...), August 6th, 2006 9:52 AM. (RJG)

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

thread moderation goes meta:

Example: The Fiery Furnaces C/D
Fiery fan: The Fiery Furnaces are awesome. I can't get enough of their playful lyrics, their playful music or their playful approach to constructing songs.

(blah blah blah unfunny deleted)

Fiery unsure: Right, stop it guys, we have FAR more important things to talk about than whether the Fiery Furnaces are any good. SHUT THE FUCK UP. - MOD

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), August 7th, 2006 8:26 PM. (Haberdager) (later)

This thread has been locked by an administrator

JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

oopsie, it disappeared

-- (688), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://tricotertn.blogspot.com/2006/08/have-you-hugged-mind-flayer-lately.html

i'm the proud owner of a mindflayer yarn doll.
m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

Badass!!

I found one of these at a thrift store for a dollar the other day:
http://i3.yesasia.com/assets/imgs/ToyOutlet/37/p1002912637.jpg

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thebillygoatcurse.com/facebook/poke.png

Leave Brintey Alone (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

is that what facebook is. you get to poke their eyes and shit?

=[[ (eman), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

i can't give much with paypal donations, but can contribute my time to help moderate the boards

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), August 9th, 2006 8:56 AM. (later)

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh,

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

sonic gun

http://www.interaction.rca.ac.uk/people/alumni/04-06/tomoaki-yanagisawa/projects/project2.html

here 'cause i can't find the weapons thread

bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

and, if it were up to the ILX electorate to decide between PARTYMAN and ol' Wrink P, I have a feeling PARTYMAN would be the one getting voted off the island

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), August 9th, 2006 7:22 AM. (Wrinklepaws)

=[[ (eman), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

He is also portrayed as having a deeper sense of duty - in the games Sonic treats his ongoing conflict with Eggman as just an opportunity to have a fun time, whereas in the comic series he understands it as a responsibility to protect his world from a terrible menace. Sonic's age is left intentionally ambiguous due to relativity resulting from his recent space travel.

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Featuring my ilXor pals Chuck Eddy, Frank Kogan, Geeta Dayal, Sterling Clover, Nate Patrin, Andy Beta, Don Allred, Phil Freeman, and so many more!


-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christophe...), August 8th, 2006 3:57 AM. (whineyg)


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whiney, love yr blog's 'tude. u need more contribs?
-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), August 8th, 2006 12:08 PM. (Wrinklepaws)


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We're kind of stuffed to the gills with contributors right now


zzzzzzzinggggg

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

ol' Wrink P

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna get you, cutty

oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

i made you

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

such august company, I wouldn't be too disappointed

m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna get you, cutty

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), August 9th, 2006 9:02 PM. (Wrinklepaws)

i made you

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), August 9th, 2006 9:04 PM. (mcutt)

hahahahahha

=[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

lol.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

to me capn beefheart is totally within the boring-dead-white-man-canon of rock. which is not to say that i won't enjoy him if i ever get round to hearing his music - i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field' (which is WHY i've not tracked him down, one needs only so much waitsian growling in one's life). but i don't think anyone deserves automatic respect(.......)

-- The Lex (alex.macpherson@g

i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field'
i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field'
i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field'
i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field'
i really like tom waits, and i gather beefheart operates in the same 'field'

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

like, omg.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

These Sonic Youth fans, I dunno...

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

is the lex one of those people who only listens to sugababes and girls aloud? i forget. why does he post on all those rock threads? he hates everything. ever mr.snrub likes more stuff.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/90/2366/400/Old%20Rinkrank.jpg

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I feel an overwhelming amount of shame right now.

=[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

He says he's from Sicily
More like the Isles of Sicily amirite

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

guess papers and america idimos

Karachi Handshake (jergins), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

guess papers and america idimos

Jergins (jergins), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

so good you gotta hit that shit twice

Jergins (jergins), Friday, 11 August 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol i used to go to that chilis when i worked at WAVES MUSIC in reseda

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), August 7th, 2006. (chaki) (later) (link) (admin)


roffle i worked at waves too!

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 11 August 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

which one, the one in g'ville? or somewhere else after you went away to collage?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 August 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

okay, i got my answer from the lex himself:


like ciara, junior boys, ellen allien, pussycat dolls, lil kim, gabriel ananda, paris hilton, the knife, yeah yeah yeahs, christina milian, rihanna, chamillionaire, madonna, cassie, gui boratto, claude von stroke, trentemoller and justin timberlake right now!

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 11th, 2006. (The Lex)

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 August 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

paris hilton...christ.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Imagine how painful it is for me.

For everyone who can't get it working, try this direct link to the Windows Media file:

http://www.campusdownloading.com/movie/campusdownloading.wmv

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), August 10th, 2006 8:39 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

wtf with that guy

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer: the one in gville @ haywood mall, from 98-2000 (when i left town)

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 11 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Roffle @ Haywood Mall. IS SANRIO STORE STILL THERE??

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

here u can find a track dedicated 2 defunct DFA 1979
and everyone who expredded mild interest here
http://www.myspace.com/wonjameswon

enjoy

-- muscular (novocor...), Today 11:06 AM. (dead men LOL) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

RIP

-- GALKIN (j...) (webmail), August 4th, 2006 11:06 AM. (GALKIN) (link)

lol

mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 11 August 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think the lex is a girl?

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

he is a homosexual with severe emotional problems

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

< /ilm >

gear (gear), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

This is more unpleasant than watching a man whittle a puppy.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), August 11th, 2006.

Imagine how painful it is for me.

For everyone who can't get it working, try this direct link to the Windows Media file:

http://www.campusdownloading.com/movie/campusdownloading.wmv

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), August 10th, 2006 8:39 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

wtf with that guy

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

"think it can't happen to you? meet derek! (ominous chord)"

-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), August 10th, 2006 5:35 PM.

=[[ (eman), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

dude is a straight sociopath

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

why dude is more worried about employers finding ilx than like, the dozens of articles about his arrest and conviction, just baffles me.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

he's like the dude who asks everyone not to make a big deal about his birthday and when everyone does he's all mock-surprised and jokes about how 'i told you guys not to do this!' but then he's all hugs and tears and thankful. he's like that guy, except the masochistic reverse.

gear (gear), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

he's like the dude who asks the govt not to make a big deal about his downloading music illegally and when the govt does he's all bending over for the govt and acts like 'any news outlet that will listen, i am soooo sorries!' but then he's all jokes and laffs on the internet, posting his mea culpa for people that really don't care to begin with. he's like that guy.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer: the one in gville @ haywood mall, from 98-2000 (when i left town)

-- tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (melissais...), August 11th, 2006.

ha, then i definitely have met you! i went there all the time when it was open, because i used to go there after work (at the seasonal calendar kiosk run by waldenbooks where my mom works) to blow my paycheck. did you know rebecca davis and mamie mccall when they worked there? they went to elementary, middle and high school w/me.

Roffle @ Haywood Mall. IS SANRIO STORE STILL THERE??

-- Songbirds of Darker Florida (christophe...), August 11th, 2006.

nope:,( RIP hello kitty

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, pow wows are the fucking JAM.
-- gbx (polarbea...), June 28th, 2006. (skowly) (link)

i sort of wish i was at one now.

like murderinging = sorry. burdeneded. tool.

trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 12 August 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

How's everyone doin' in economy?

-- StanM (Stan10...), August 10th, 2006 1:11 PM. (StanM) (later)

glen kim is fucking me over (vahid), Saturday, 12 August 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

ha, then i definitely have met you! i went there all the time when it was open, because i used to go there after work (at the seasonal calendar kiosk run by waldenbooks where my mom works) to blow my paycheck. did you know rebecca davis and mamie mccall when they worked there? they went to elementary, middle and high school w/me.

omg soooo weird! yes, i worked w/ becca and mamie! in fact, becca's going to grad school in nyc and i can't wait til she's back in sept to finally hang out with her again! she's seriously one of the nicest, most genuine people ever. you weren't one of the weird regulars who always asked for the same thing, were you? (like dude who came in once a week looking for tim curry stuff)

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Saturday, 12 August 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha no, i wasn't one of those people. but yeah, becca's really nice!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 August 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://dilate.choonz.com/images/bumblebee.jpg

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 12 August 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

actually the tune made me LMAO too

Bumblebee Unlimited - Lady Bug (Larry Levan mix)

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 12 August 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

Maniac Mansion and Marble Madness.
or as i like to call them: "the quad m action all up in this bitch"

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...) (webmail), August 12th, 2006 12:58 AM. (CGC) (link)

i don't really call them that.

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...) (webmail), August 12th, 2006 8:30 PM. (CGC) (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 13 August 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

lex has good taste, i dont know what you are on about

the actor that plays derek borchardt isn't very charismatic. i think they need someone with a bit more pizzazz, you really don't get a sense of his relentless drive for publicity

ACID ALERT ON BUS (688), Sunday, 13 August 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

lex has good taste, i dont know what you are on about

the actor that plays derek borchardt isn't very charismatic. i think they need someone with a bit more pizzazz, you really don't get a sense of his relentless drive for publicity

But his eyebrow ring is sufficiently faggoty.

regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 13 August 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

i hadn't realised he was a guy with an eyebrow ring.

estela (estela), Sunday, 13 August 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

"lex has good taste, i dont know what you are on about"

YOU have good taste. the lex just knows what he likes.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 August 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

isn't that a pretty good definition of good taste?

ugh, i just realised im using the phrase 'good taste', i hate that phrase

ACID ALERT ON BUS (688), Sunday, 13 August 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gamer Cosplay gone...Good!

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOU NEED A NEWSIE TO RUSH UP TO YOU WITH A PAPER SCREAMING "EXTRA EXTRA!" AND THE PAPER HAS A HEADLINE THAT READS "BAD NEWS COMING" AND NEXT TO THE HEADLINE IS A PHOTO OF THIS GIRL?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 2:05 PM. (gear)

=[[ (eman), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/drsoda_1909_9801838

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

no wai

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

FREDS MY BROTHER. HE PROOFED IT BY CRAWLING THRU VADGINA.

-- TI... (TIM@KFC.EDU), August 17th, 2006.

genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 17 August 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think, in the original scenario, I've been both Guy A and Guy B, as well as Girl A.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

why is tim's addy showing but not his name??

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

is this gonna be one of those sad instances where somebody attaches themselves to a famous unsolved case in some sick bid for immortality, thus obscuring the real story...kinda like Motley Crue claiming they were inspired by punk rock?

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), Today 11:26 AM.

^^^great stuff here^^^

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah - ever since labor got exported to China and India the price of hand-made stuff made in america seems way too expensive.

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), Today 12:24 PM. (Mr Jones)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"we are vagabonds, we travel without seatbelts on" was NOT a good lyric! It's maybe one of the worst. The Decemberists are ultra pretentious, as is colin meloy's voice.

You're kidding, right? His voice is pretentious? WTF?

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), August 18th, 2006 12:08 AM.

you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 August 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

in due time, the sight of me getting into the shower will be virtually identical to that of e.t. boarding the mothership.
-- mark p

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be right here

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

mark p phone home

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

*points to man-boobs*

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I've never seen a Jewish liquor/corner store owner in America in my entire life. I thought we were all bankers and movie execs!

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), August 18th, 2006.

i feel sorry for your mother

-- mentalismé (mikeoptin...), August 18th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Friday, 18 August 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i feel sorry for your mother

-- mentalismé (mikeoptin...), August 18th, 2006.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLUTSPIRIA (Adrian Langston), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/66/218453145_65fcca27c6.jpg?v=0

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6256/26mcdsjv6.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 18 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ wtf

=[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

What you do is you stop being such a fucking faggot.

I didn't read a word of this thread, but I feel confident in my advice.

-- SLUTSPIRIA (adelangsto...), August 19th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

"i feel sorry for your mother" ha ha ha ha ha

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 19 August 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's fair to blame Sontag for the fact that you hate fun.
-- Doctor Casino (agode...) (webmail), August 19th, 2006 12:10 AM. (later)


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i dont hate fun, at all.
-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), August 19th, 2006 1:50 AM. (later)


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, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
douche on a thread

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), August 19th, 2006 2:16 AM. (later)

gear (gear), Saturday, 19 August 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

not cool

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 19 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony is a national treasure of Canada

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 19 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I just took the most monolithic crap, omg, the bathroom fan was whirring "Also Sprach Zarathustra".

-- captain reverend gandalf jesus (crucial.bonu...) (webmail), August 18th, 2006 9:12 AM.

=[[ (eman), Saturday, 19 August 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Then again, I've had one-night stands too, and I really don't have anything to charm anyone with except my gift of gab.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), August 17th, 2006. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

Apparently sometimes you can charm them with your vagina? (ie those occasional times when you are Girl A)

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), August 17th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

However, in my experience it's still more common to latch to someone for the evening and end up having sex with her.

Then again, I've had one-night stands too, and I really don't have anything to charm anyone with except my gift of gab.

Toumas - really, I take it on trust that you've had sex - possibly even more than once.

No need to emphasise it in every post.

-- Bob Six (bobbysixe...), August 17th, 2006. (bobbysix) (later) (link)

tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 August 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"ugh, i just realised im using the phrase 'good taste', i hate that phrase"

i do too. but YOU brought it up! maybe i just mean that you are more open-minded. and have more varied tastes. the only reason i brought up the lex in the first place is cuz the only time i ever encountered him was on rock threads where he would just say how much he hated whatever was being talked about in a very dismissive way. troll-y, kinda. and THAT made me wonder about what he actually LIKED. now i know. hilton-esque dance pop. nothing wrong with that.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 August 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

i mourn the lack of man pussy in my life
-- anthony

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 21 August 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

brutze (3 days ago)
Kraftwerk are vastly more influential and they were v. cohesive in their style and concepts!!!
Devo were funny and looked like the flowerpot men.
Americans are sometimes hilarious when they don't scare me with their horryfying ignorance.
I bet Kraftwerk didn't have adenoidal communication problems like most americans like kid of like have like.
that'S like eh like cool like

you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Lex OTM like hot sex
-- oh, wrinklepaws!

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 August 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

damn i was just 'bout to post that one

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 August 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS AN AWESOME CAT

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), August 11th, 2006.

i wish it was my brother!

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), August 11th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

you poor man. i hope some day you'll learn how to interact off of the internet.

-- like murderinging (mi...), August 21st, 2006 2:19 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


lolllllllllllll

nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

lol what a sweet elderly bear couple
-- latebloomer

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i would still like to have a brother, whether feline or human!

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

you poor man. i hope some day you'll learn how to interact off of the internet.

Mickey = Markelby?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

mickey = derek borchardt who has no respect for western civilization and its laws and musicians and their record companies, aka charles manson + limp bizkit

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

bka this guy:
http://gradius.stylesunknown.com/img/omghi2u.jpg

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS: WATCH YO BACK

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

xxxx-post

ohhhhhh i thought you meant you wanted a brother that actually flushed the toilet after using it for once. guess that was projecting on my part.

but either way, that was a cool kitty.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 August 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/rankingmonkey/patton_andy_dick.gif

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Since you were in spanish class 'Mickey' - Cómo se dice "lol" en castellano?

-- jimnaseum - formalist rigour! (takeyourmedicinelikeacham...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2006 1:48 PM. (jimnaseum) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

i have a wierd admiration for people that don't use computers at all. i don't even know why.

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), Today 7:08 PM. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

hobos

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), Today 7:11 PM. (gear) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I was walking down a path leading away form a public library with my mom it was really dark then i hear growling infront of us we can jsut see that its a wolf slobber dripping form its mouth and its teeth big and long...we started screaming then all of a sudden im in a jeep with my mom there are no doors and no roof on the car when i look behing us there are more wolfs chasing us like we had meat in our pockets then i see myself in my backyard bbqing with my dad and we have friends over then all of a sudden my back yard gate bursts open and then atleast 20 or maybe 30 wolves come running in howling everyone but me died

-- Kayla - - - -? (Kayla-Heir.rieH-alya...) (webmail), August 21st, 2006 3:03 PM. (1 trackback) (later) (link)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9624/dancingalienld7.gif

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), August 21st, 2006 3:40 PM. (Confounded)

=[[ (eman), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

2350. when you wake up one morning and realize that something that's been a total emotional mindfuck for 12 months has just kinda...stopped.(this could arguably go on the happy face emoticon thread, too.)

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 23rd, 2006.

you guys are a bunch of woody allens!

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), August 23rd, 2006.

life isn't all roffles and baiting racists on ilx, chaki

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 23rd, 2006.

ok, it mostly is

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 23rd, 2006.

and len

-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 23rd, 2006.

don't steal my incestuous sunshine

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 23rd, 2006.

i hope that last post isn't related to 2350

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 23rd, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, eeyore message board.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 8:55 PM. (estela) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

THAT STORY ON THE CONFESSIONS THREAD ABOUT THE GIRL SHITTING ON HIM DURING ANAL

the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oregonherald.com/eforums/user_upload/ann-coulter.jpg

a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Thursday, 24 August 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

That's the best picture of her I've ever seen.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 24 August 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

slomo shopping

http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=59

milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 24 August 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/images/home.jpg

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

onward christian soldiers...

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

"god gave me the idea" yeah right worst celebrity endorsement ever

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

the boy in that pjs ad looks seriously demented.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

'boy'

gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ep.tc/imgsrndm/hooked-02.gif

gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

the thing i find most annoying about that armor of god bullshit is that they switch voices mid advert.

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

the first thing you learn...
is that you always have to xpost

a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

Survivor started in the summer of 2000, and has done at least two seasons per year, yah. And they're all great!!! (Well, not All-Stars, and there have been some mediocre ones including Guatemala, and much of Vanuatu and Thailand.) In any case, color me excited!

-- Doctor Casino (agode...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 8:30 PM. (Doctor Casino) (link)

"color"

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 8:32 PM. (slutsky) (link)

excited-american

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 8:33 PM. (estela) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

luv estela

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

the thing i find most annoying about that armor of god bullshit is that they switch voices mid advert.

-- fellini-esque-lit-rockist (melissais...), Today 8:45 PM. (tehresa) (later)

totally true... unless it was god talking at first?

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

TEA ROOM R.I.P.
-- cousin larry bundgee (bgee@...), Yesterday 10:06 AM. (later)

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

tell me you're not orbit

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 25 August 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't wish being orbit on anyone

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 25 August 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah you pathetic FUCK i *am* a hippie and YOU are a moron, and I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to

i am not accomplished enough to be her.

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

who would sign such a contract?

=[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

who would eat the dinner?

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

why is jumping hoops around all the lame supermodels i jack off to impressive?

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

what would be impressive is you not getting distracted by the spectacle.

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

It is agreed that ________________________(owner of dick) will physically shrivel his dick expressly for _______________________(commissioning party). The commissioned shriveling is to be of duration of approximately _____________minutes and of a grade_______ level of difficulty on a standard grade 1-6 scale.

The commission fee shall be $____________________(______dollars). A retainer of $____________ (____________dollars) will be paid to the shriveler upon the execution of this agreement. The remaining $_____________________(________dollars) will be paid upon the delivery of the shriveled dick. The full amount of the retainer shall be returned upon the commissioning party's demand if the shriveler is unable to fulfill the conditions and terms of this contract.

=[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

one lollion dollars

estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

eman, pls to confirm that YOU aren't orbit

genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 25 August 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

I mean not just anyone can write a contract like that

genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 25 August 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

i'm very very skeptical of the claim that orbit could've jumped through hoops plural. one maybe i could buy if it was windy or something.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 25 August 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened to orbit?

gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like being called a 'hippie chick'

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), Today 8:10 AM. (latebloomer) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

who gives a flat fuck?

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

! I totally thought you were a guy.

Love the hair :) I need to get mine back to that ultra-red.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 9:26 PM.

damn right, great great hair, cousin larry!

-- CharlieNo4 (starsandheroe...) (webmail), August 24th, 2006 12:37 PM.

=[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha, wasn't that Clare "Great" Danes?

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

am I paranoid? (26 new answers)
you are (9 new answers)
bummerz: (175 new answers, 2696 total)

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I liek Boredoms and Lightning Bolt and roffles and puppies. P.S. DEAR NOIZE DUDES SHOULD I GO SEE COMETS ON FIRE?

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 10:58 AM. (later) (admin) (userip)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

yesh

-- killy (fagsztra...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 11:00 AM. (later) (admin) (userip)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lez be friends

-- killy (fagsztra...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 11:00 AM. (later) (admin) (userip)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

yes

-- sleep (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 11:00 AM. (later) (admin) (userip)

gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

"whatever happened to orbit?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 1:51 AM."

Declassified as a planet. Had to change her name. OH PLUTO WAHT HAVE YOU WROUGHT.

John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

What is a flat fuck?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Up-the-arse corner

=[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

how big is this tank? a bass is kinda big to keep in a tank and might die so you should really eat it. it's gonna be like that one time i caught a baby mouse and put him in the bottom of a pint glass. he got stressed out and had a heart attack (i should have eaten him)

-- nazi bikini (caitx...) (webmail), August 24th, 2006 3:48 PM. (harbl) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

The consistency I spoke of isn't just quality but timbre, different producers using the same strategies (maybe following Hilton's instruction). I don't know another album that has quite this sound. Paris's voice is itself unifying, something of a fuzzy uninflected hum from back in the throat. Compare the Gottwald-written "Nothing In This World" to the Veronicas' Gottwald-written "Everything I'm Not." On "Everything" the singers are up there in the bright high pitch, working you over with ingratiating come-hither/fuck-off vocals. Whereas in "Nothing"'s pretty harmony section, Paris stays down in her comfy burr, relaxing.

gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

"comfy burr"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

it's not a bad strategy, lying in the weeds and big-upping hot chicks that all the other dudes say are talentless annoying bitches, but it still doesn't mean they're gonna put out.

gear (gear), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs

latebloomradoodle (latebloomer), Friday, 25 August 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

TEA ROOM R.I.P.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), August 23rd, 2006 8:06 PM. (bundgee) (later)

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

tell me you're not orbit

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

xp - i think i'm missing the context on that one

=[[ (eman), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=15

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha ok

=[[ (eman), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

POX REGGAE:

Hmm. Almost impossible. There are so many. I'm leaving out borderline cases by 10cc and Steely Dan, and making this list

1. Is This Love? - Bob Marley
2. One Drop - Bob Marley
3. I Don't Wanna Dance - Eddy Grant
4. Apartheid - Peter Tosh
5. Jammin' - Bob Marley
6. Red Red Wine - UB40
7. So Much Trouble In The World - Bob Marley
8. Waiting In Vain - Bob Marley
9. Rat Race - Bob Marley
10.Three Little Birds - Bob Marley

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), June 2nd, 2006 8:29 AM. (GeirHong)

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)


*plop*
Glad you could stop by.

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2005 8:26 PM.

gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

*plop*

gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is

=[[ (eman), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

who was that "on" paris hilton? I'm guessing frank or the lex.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 27 August 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

She was caught by bloggers stealing a complete blog post from another blogger.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), Today 8:31 AM. (djmartian) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 27 August 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

frank

gear (gear), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah! well you've also got "suicide" as merely "stupid pride", a somewhat hardline xtian sentiment which that indeed daring pantheism x astrology "gods are crazy / stars are blind" double whammy immediately vexes. and then yr everyday manichaean "be the devil and angel too" chaser. paris milton more like.
-- rtccc (giaou...) (webmail), August 27th, 2006 2:17 AM. (mwah) (link)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

FU***** AMAZING, April 6, 2005
Reviewer: Matt "A Metalhead" (New Jersey) - See all my reviews

THIS IS THE REAL DEAL DELTA BLUES FROM A MAN WHO IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MUSICAL GOD. BUY THIS ALBUM AS SOON AS YOU CAN, GRAB A TALL BOY, AND SIT OUTSIDE ON A NICE SUMMER NIGHT AND BLAST SOME HONEYBOY EDWARDS. IT WILL SOON BE AN AMAZING NIGHT TO REMEMBER. ALSO RECOMENDED- GWAR (PRE SCHOOL PROSTITUTE)

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Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 27 August 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

paris milton! lol

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

featuring bass nacho (rip)

http://praxis.c8.com/catalog/images/Blacklist%20001.jpg

dmr (Renard), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I would like an opportunity to speak to Oprah

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

MAHAHAEY MAHAHA MAH LAA HA HAAA

chaki (chaki), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah! well you've also got "suicide" as merely "stupid pride", a somewhat hardline xtian sentiment which that indeed daring pantheism x astrology "gods are crazy / stars are blind" double whammy immediately vexes. and then yr everyday manichaean "be the devil and angel too" chaser. paris milton more like.
-- rtccc (giaou...) (webmail), August 27th, 2006 2:17 AM. (mwah) (link)

this was very funny! genuine lmaoing over here.

el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

xpost numa numa numay ay

el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

fishing for googlers for fun and profit:

Ask Oprah

=[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

quicksand = GREAT band
slip = CLASSIC album
sergio = top-notch barback @ niagara

-- charliefarley (cfarle...) (webmail), September 29th, 2004 11:46 PM.

=[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

obviously it isn't inconcievable that Paris Hilton reads Pynchon.

"obviously"

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

obliviously

=[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

From: Shut the fuck up


Date: Aug 28, 2006 1:11 PM
Subject ahhhahahahah fags
Body: I think it's awesome when people go "comment my pictures!" i go "how bout i delete you instead fag!!!"

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rudyrucker.com/blog/images/sfvampires.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rudyrucker.com/blog/images/sfvampires.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

insurance waiver for hanging with the vampires!

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WRINKLEPAWS

genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

remember when there was a thread about that "A list" site with anonymous celebrity gossip (i.e. "jerk. bad tipper. poor hygiene. FOD.") and someone wondered what it'd be like to read a list like that about ilxors and everyone just kind of froze in silent horror?

-- J.D. (aubade8...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006 4:52 AM. (Justyn Dillingham) (later) (link)

and jaymc smiled?

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006 5:30 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

request for apology and removal of my details from board

=[[ (eman), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

omg that thread! hahahahahahaha

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

ME: Do I need to fax this to anyone in particular's attention?
GUY: No, I think it just goes straight into that lady.

ROFFZ WERK IS KEWL

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

emphasis mine. Oh, Tacoma.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/200704954.html

2 free kittens and one old retarded cat
Reply to: sale-200704954@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-29, 8:32PM PDT


i've got 2 free kittens and one old retarded cat to get rid of.. it might end up being 3 kittens; i dont know yet..

i just got 3 new kittens and i want to get rid of 'basil' and 2 other kittens

basil is a sweetie; she has been a part of my life for 10 years.. but let's just say that she's no longer a kitten. :)

basil is mainly outdoors and long hair; tabby. she is well loved... kindof a brat. she sleeps on cars; she sleeps IN cars.. she's kindof a car slut

the kittens are short-haired... cute super cute kittens.. i just can't have 4 cats.. we can't have 4 cats.. and a baby.. so yeah come and take my nasty old kitty from me

no vietnamese these cats are not for BBQ!!!

i'd prefer to deliver the cats; is there somewhere safe we can meet??

253 756 4009

* this is in or around cute kittens in tacoma
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

that is a bummer

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, this was the wrong thread

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

basil is a sweetie; she has been a part of my life for 10 years.. but let's just say that she's no longer a kitten. :)

cold

i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

I love Doom ! And I dream of killing people like that in real life! It makes me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody in my building is sharing their iTunes library, which includes music I am not fond of, Christian concert footage, and porn featuring MILFs and/or fat chicks.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

netstat

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

from the Doom thread:
I happen to be the biggest cunt fan on the planet Earth.Nothing keeps me going but the thought of a woman liking me more than a block in her path.Me gay?

Man, the guy's competition is a block?

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Written on table outside of local eatery, twice:
'DANGER: Vanessa G has her pies'

WATCH OUT THEY'RE LEMON MERINGUE

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

there was even a big party scene where everyone's dancing to sister sledge or whatever (probably the most screentime charlotte rae gets in this thing) and the camera all stedicamming around and we get altman snatches of various conversations - all it needed was gary coleman to jump into a pool!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.raimag.ru/images/media/10326.jpg

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past 20 years, really," ... "You listen to these modern records, they're atrocious, they have sound all over them. There's no definition of nothing, no vocal, no nothing, just like ... static."

he's right y'know

-- =[[ (ï¿...), August 29th, 2006 8:24 PM. (eman) (later)

I'd like to think that people are basically just giving him merzbow CD-Rs to listen to.

-- genital hyphys (carlos....), August 29th, 2006 9:00 PM. (haitch) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Most read record reviews on Pitchfork:
# 1. Ricardo Villalobos Thè au Harem d'Archiméde
# 2. José González Veneer
# 3. Electric Six Señor Smoke
# 4. Devendra Banhart Niño Rojo
# 5. José González Stay in the Shade EP

I was hoping Morrissey would be 6th.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

That list has been like that for at least two months.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

¿Mõrrissèÿ?

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, Curtis you forgot the rest of the top 10:

6. Sinéad O'Connor Sean-Nós Nua
7. Nelly Furtado Loose
8. Amadou & Mariam Dimanche à Bamako
9. Brightblack Morning Light Brightblack Morning Light
10. Paavoharju Yhä hämärää

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

¿Mõrrissèÿ?

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...), September 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (admin)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait...what are all those? sorry i have only listened to hawkwind all summer

bla$$$t (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ ilx coding

my post from today on the leonardo thread

- dmr (drenard2@nyc.rr.com), February 26th, 2000. (Renard) (admin)

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)


Hobo: Betty Boop killed Martin Luther King!

--1 train

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

can i have some simpsons porn

señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

last night i read that as "Betty Boop killed by Martin Luther King." i think that's funnier.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Please delete my post on the Alpine Lodge Thread

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh no phea_r teh r0ckism discourse & where it leads:

I'd like to see the term evolve however. Just like black people took the term 'niger' and made it their own, I think Rockists should do the same. I'll gladly stand up, anywhere on the face of the earth and say, "That's right--I'm a fucking a Rockist...so what the fuck is to you?"

Oh my GOD. Hahahahahahahaha

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

edward wagemann's Companies

Air Force National Guard, Illinoius US

gear (gear), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.It's funny. I laugh at you. I laugh at your imbecilic demeanor. I laugh thinking that you take yourself seriously.

Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

where is boards noize should start beef with thread?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

WE SHOULD START TEH BEEF IT IS GETTING LATE

trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, I can stay out of my house until 12:30 am. But thanks for your concern.

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 3:37 PM. (modestmickey)

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

JUST WATCH THE DVD AND JERK OFF, JERK OFF!!!!!!

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 12:29 PM. (ex machina)

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

copy protected music files

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Biography for
Jacqueline Bisset

Birth name
Winnifred Jacqueline Fraser-Bisset
Height
5' 6½" (1.69 m)
Mini biography

Jacqueline Bisset has been an international film star since the late 1960s. She received her first roles mainly because of her stunning beauty, but over time she has become a fine actress respected by fans and critics alike. Bisset has worked with such directors as John Huston, François Truffaut, George Cukor and Roman Polanski and co-starred with actors of the caliber of Anthony Quinn, Linda Hamilton, Paul Newman, Leelee Sobieski, Armand Assante and Candice Bergen.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

hhaha lee lee "charisma-free zone" sobieski

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

This is indistinguishable from a "Nominations For
Best Psychedelic Album" thread.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 10th, 2006.

shut your dumbfuck mouth

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), September 10th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

what thread was that

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Nominations Please for Worst Psychedelic Album

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha

sleep (sleep), Sunday, 10 September 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/10/8417_orig_2006090649_1257278792.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

i know at least two people for whom that would be the stuff of pure nightmare. like, they would freak the fuck out.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/wondys-shirt.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

lol

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

uanghty boy:

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/c/c7/Ugnaught.jpg/250px-Ugnaught.jpg

señor citizen (eman), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

does kind of blue have to show up on EVERY list? is it the law?

best album to fart underwater to: kind of blue

best album to make out with your mother to: kind of blue

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006 4:54 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

top ten U.S. presidents: no 1 - Kind of Blue

Number one Miles Davis album to listen to after you get done listening to Kind of Blue: Kind of Blue

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), September 11th, 2006 5:03 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

did ilx always suck this hard?

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

METHane, as in "Method Man" and "method acting" and "meth lab."
-- Matthew Perpetua! (matthewfluxblo...), Today 3:25 PM. (Matthew Perpetua!)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i spent approx $4000 american on txt messages last month. chumped.
-- john cougar thornton melloncamp (wt...), Today.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Once when I was down by Wheelock I met a girl and asked her her name. She said 'Orly' and I immediately responded 'ORLY!?' and she said 'Yes, it's an old and respected Jewish name, thank you much," and looked at me like she was TOTALLY FUCKING OFFENDED and walked off with her fat friend, mumbling about me.

-- Vacillatrix (rem...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006. (link) (admin) (userip)

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

i knew an ORLY? in high school. found her on a porn site years later. i'm sure you could guess my response...

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

furious masturbation?

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

how do you "find" someone

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's better than saying you "came across" them.

Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i knew an ORLY? in high school. found her on a porn site years later. i'm sure you could guess my response...

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006 5:46 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

furious masturbation?

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...) (webmail), September 12th, 2006 5:46 PM. (bundgee)

señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Poster impersonation

señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)


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