This Is The Thread Where We Summarise Other Threads In One Post

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Include a link please.

(Eg. I'm genuinely interested to know who thought what and who won the argument in the trucker hats thread but I'm not wasting two hours reading it.)

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

Dave Matthews sucks but the Googlers like him.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

If you were the oppostite sex oh what would you do?

N wants to wear a pretty dress, every other ILXor say who/what they'd fuck if they had the other gender's genitalia (or who/what they'd like to see other ILXors fuck if they had the other gender's genitalia).

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ballerinas - what are they good for?

'ass'

― dave q, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 10:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or, the opposite of ass.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Fanny?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

SON OF EXCELSIOR! i can't believe it's another 'posts that make you laugh out loud' compendium thread"

Ha ha!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

POPULATION

stuffing as many people into Johnny Rotten as possible

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(how do you make a link that shows as something other than the location you're linking to?)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

< A HREF="url">link< /A>

qithout the psaces before the A and the /

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

<a href="(here's where you put the link)">here's where you put the text</a>

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The One Movie That Makes You Cry, Every Time

ILX is full of sissies

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

water and boom boom in sky

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Horace, if you just paste an ILX url ilx will automaticaly make the link based on the thread title.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

like this

This Is The Thread Where We Summarise Other Threads In One Post

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh cool

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how ILX gives up its mysteries slowly to each person like a virginal but knowing bride.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX is one giant pricktease

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

so no one's gonna summarize the trucker hat thread?

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be like summarizing the Cantos. It's all in the details.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where I say thank you to our mystery benefactor

Guard! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Thrust! <Sproing!>

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Hope Is Dead

Let's make weird noises.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the thread where Horace and Tad battle it out for the statscock

mine is bigger than yours

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a thread about Spencer Chow

PHWOARR.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i just ate two and a half pounds of the best ribs ever

i am a bible-thumping glutton

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Indie guys with trucker hats....

Sometimes a hat is just a hat . . . unless it's an excuse to namedrop!

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Inadequacy & Artistic Expression

Doh!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I can summarize all of ILM in two thread titles:

I Really Really Like This Album
and
I Really Really Hate This Album

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(what about I Really Really Like This Album, But Like, Ironically?)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope, more "I Can Wax Lyrical About Why I Like This Album, Til You Fall Asleep"

(I've just outed myself, but hell, there isn't a musical version of Betty Ford)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

None of those are true actually, cuz most ILMers only talk about singles and not albums.

― pedantalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Any good grunge albums over-looked?

I am not an emo band.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Background Noise for Dinner Parties

Alex in NYC cooks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet And Salty: greatest underrated flavour combination of our age or dud?

nobody mentions jizz

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris did, but he was subtle.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

and you subtly implied that you also knew his wife enjoyed this flavour

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This Is The Thread Where We Summarise Other Threads In One Post

NA admits to cuckolding Poops McGee

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX is one giant pricktease

With many hands

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope, more "I Can Wax Lyrical About Why I Like This Album, Til You Fall Asleep"

See also: Yours truly and Medazzaland. Which I think I've mentioned like five billion times on ILM, all in glowing terms too. (But, you see, I got to listen to it today so I'm feeling even more passionate toward the album mwahahahahahahaaaaa.)

Also:

cheese that's good to fry

Delightful and possibly new ways of getting your heart attack on a plate!

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

GRANDSON OF EXCELSIOR! Yet more 'posts that make you laugh out loud'!

Being funny is more important than being interesting in other ways; you'll notice that we don't have a thread to celebrate posts that make us think. Bring on the one-liners!

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

you'll notice that we don't have a thread to celebrate posts that make us think

Hon, why don't you start one of those?

Secret agenda time: I daresay my chances of landing on a "posts that make us think" thread are far better than that of landing on a "posts that make us laugh" thread. Except, of course, if I'm the "straight man" in one of the latter. *grin*

― Legendary Nothingness (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

Matos: "Ott seems really contemptuous of his audience"; Ott: "Fuck you, I am king of the world."

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee: Because I don't think it'll work, basically. I've been thinking about it a bit lately, especially after that last outburst of "ILX ain't what it used to be" -- I think there are more one-liners these days in part because people want to get on the LOL thread. I mean, maybe not, it's just a theory I'm considering.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

M'Lord(s) & ladies, chaps & chapesses -- BRANDON ROSS?

Me, myself, and eye.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy Birthday Cinniblount!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

long hair on boys: classic or dud

Long hair on boys is classic (or it is dud)

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Who all up in this bitch is Jewish?

A thread where the Jewish folks reveal themselves. Not really. But they say that they're Jewish, at least.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

What does squid ink actually taste like?

A few people say what squid ink (actually) tastes like. Personally, I trust these opinions.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where we talk about the 2003 MLB Playoffs

JESUS GOD, DO WE HATE THE YANKEES!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

HA!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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Kim: Cougars or Lesbians?

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 3 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Rush Limbaugh = totally screwed

Guys can turn any discussion into a discussion of sports.
Also, teeny wants there to be more drugs.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

All your kittens are belong to us

ILX loves kittens part 851357

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 3 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The Kill Bill thread has surpassed 600 posts. What's going on in there?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"I liked it." "Not me!" *SUDDENLY, MOMUS!* "Say hello to my little friend."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it a fun Momus thread or a boring one, though? I read through the last Vice one, I'm not sure I'm up for another one just yet, but if it's good...

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He hasn't even seen the movie. The whole thread's a disgrace.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it's definitely not the Vice thread. (And it's not totally a Momus thread, he just has some walk-ons.) I didn't read the whole thing, but those looked like the highlights.

xpost, slutsky's last sentence might do a better job

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The Kill Bill Thread: Ally calls Momus a geisha-fetishist sexist pig, Momus sets out to disprove the theory by responding only to male posters, then disappears and everyone is too exhausted from all the jizzing to have proper conversation and resigns, with special walk on by 400 photos of Al Pacino.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait wait, Momus hasn't seen the movie -- but he has an opinion on it? Please tell me this is true, it would be delicious.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Are there spoilers in that thread? 'cuz now I want to read it.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Spoilers galore, so read your heart out

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus: "I hate it, but I haven't actually seen it. That counts as anticipating it!"

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, exactly!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Did he forget that it was wrong to judge Vice without reading it?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 13 October 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

It's okay, he saw the poster or something.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 13 October 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

There are no actual spoilers in the thread as none of the scenes Momus discusses on thread actually occur in the movie! It's great.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 13 October 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to see it a lot more than I did before, I'll say that much. So if I like the movie, the thread has therefore served a higher purpose.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 13 October 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I still can't figure out why people bother arguing with Momus for more than a post or two; hell, I can't figure out why they talk to him at all. But I guess there is a weird car-crash/crazy-old-man-talking-to-his-shoe-on-the-bus/Anne-Heche appeal.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't figure it out either, nor can I stop myself.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i really do think there is something there, but it has been caught up in the momus shitstorm so it's easy to miss.

― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

revive with vivarin

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja is back

Stop posting "What?", please.

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbra Streisand: C/D?

dresssup... omg!!!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread could have been really interesting if people hadn't understood "in one post" to mean "in one pithy sentence/fragment"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja is back
Stop posting "What?", please.

What about...

Aja can have a second chance, but to be able to stay on she has to be less annoying.

You should have said that.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I think it's better this way.

xpost mine was better, too. But the "stop" wasn't addressed to you!

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

for the ladies: what books/poems/works MUST your man appreciate?

I Love Books splitting off has brought in new blood, apparently from suicidegirls.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

cock

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

not you, btw.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, my name is Snuggles and I want to be your friend.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

SENIOR CITIZEN FOOD FITE!!

Basically whats going on here is that everyone is scared of me. Ah, snap!

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Friday, 5 March 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What Crap

I Love Books finally has a random googler to call its own.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

all good ones from last week plz

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is ILX more mature now than it was in 2004?

= "Ban Louis Jagger"

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

and to think i expected confetti

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://gfx.filmweb.pl/po/87/85/218785/7114255.3.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

ilx: the most predictable britcom of them all

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

20 most popular threads of the last week: let's summarise them for LouJag

Chicago: A Pleasant Place to Witness Events that are More Friendly in Nature 515
UK Watercooler 27: Let's Get Cool In Der Pool, Let's Get HOTT In Zee Dancing Spot!!! 470
MAKE SURE TO RSVP FOR 77BOADRUM on 7/7/2007 381
WIMBLEDON 2007 370
t-shirt dresses: sassy or trashy 316
end threads quicker 310
where is the WTF for BOREDOMS 777 / 77BOADRUM ? 275
stalking list, summer 2007 265
I'm not being funny, right, but it's Big Brother 2007 (UK) Thread 2. 238
this is the thread where i leave messages for noizers because i am teh banned. 223
Not location specific, no rules and pants are optional - Could this thread be heaven? 208
end movies quicker 202
cut it out 2007 183
Get Some Perspective: What critically acclaimed records from 2002 do you still listen to regularly? 168
Michael Bay to direct "Transformers" movie? 148
Live Earth concerts: Anyone at any one or watching on cable tv c/d 141
I'm 27 now, and I just bought another pair of baggy jeans... When should you start dressing like an adult? 139
Criminially Underappreciated 90's Guitar Bands 132
I am drunk 127
It's safe to come out here again HSTNGS THRD x=ax+b mod p 125

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

UK Watercooler 27: Let's Get Cool In Der Pool, Let's Get HOTT In Zee Dancing Spot!!! 470

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― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

end threads quicker 310

Jokes, bruv.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

Criminially Underappreciated 90's Guitar Bands 132

90s guitar band fans can't spell

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

could someone summarize the kelly clarkson thed? are the minipops guys happy or sad about whatever's happened?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ann Powers on Kelly Clarkson controversy: "even our most popular artists don't have that much freedom once they're ensconced in the game"

"told you so: that's wot pop is all about"

― t**t, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Do You Recycle?

how shit unhappens, though it shouldn't

― t**t, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

BOADRUMs:

"I got in, Jack"

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I am drunk 127

I am drunk.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

14 days ago - "I am the small cat"

― Mark G, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

are crushes awesome or what?

everyone says it's great; what happened?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

never forget ;_;

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

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