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1. of jorel namedropping

― amon (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

2. of people getting on nabisco's jock every time he posts

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

3. of me hating on ilxers

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

4. of gushing

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

5. of people giving me shit for no reason

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

6. of me giving jorel shit

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

7. of mp3 blogs

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

8. Of me being cranky lately.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

9. of me reappearing after weeks absent to make a single post.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

10. of mp3 blogs

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

11. of xposts to hstencil

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

12. of me skipping lunch

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

http://jackwolak.com/12pd/497.jpg

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

13. of "funny" usernames

― CAPTANIN BOMBADOO (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

13. of ilx username impersonations

― Le Sterling Chow (eman), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

14. of usernames that are anagrams of real names

― I Named Veal (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

15. of bad "dr snack" wasabi peas

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

16. of anti-semetism

― amon (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

17. of being stalked.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

18. Of $70 haircuts

― Mun K.E. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

19 of hating on sbarro

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

20 of bands, their band names, their band photos, their band managers, their band voicemail, and their band fans

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

nabisco otm, btw

― larry bundgee (eman), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

As always! *sigh*

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

21. of having the same fake address since i started ilx

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

22 of me posting on the noize board

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

22. of jaymc posting on the noize board.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

24. of n/a fucking up the rotation

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

22. of traditional numerical hierarchy

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

noitidart fo .62

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

26. strngo whining about having to deal with bands!

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

27. Manhattanite Fascist apologists.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

"jock"

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

28. of vinyl collectors

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

29. attorneys in noize clothing

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

30. Of crazy-baiting

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

31. OTM

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

32. noize in attorney's clothing

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

33 xposts

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

34. lead singers in van halen

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

35. wrong distance relationships

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

36. TITTWIS

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

jeffy, my good buddy steve made stickers that say ROTHNOTHAGAR. also check out his art.

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

37. jeffy

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

38. of downtown rochester wackos trying to kidnap me every day

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

"downtown rochester"?

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

is that like "Buchwick"?

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

or whatever

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

39. lil adam (!!!)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Dude, what do you mean by "downtown Rochester". HWAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

duhhh'i live there?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

WHERE

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

alexander st? but whenever someone tries to kidnap me i am at around alexander and east, which is more downtown than my apartment is.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

haha, that's not "downtown" really in my opinion. You ahve to go across the highway!

I'd hate living there.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

jon the highway is like 3 blocks from that intersection. downtown in the broader sense anyway. it isn't a bad place for living

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

40. food snobbery

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin, I know. But I think of downtown as where the big buildings are.

Just all the bar traffic would drive me nuts. On the plus side, walking home from bars rules.

What do you mean by kidnap?

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

41. Todays rising tsunami of modgasms over on ILE

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost

the bar traffic is far enough away from me that it isn't annoying. it's fun to walk by the hoochies-who-want-to-hook-up at night after the movies. ok this is what happened today (not really that interesting but creepy anyway)

i ordered a book from half.com but i accidentally put my apartment number instead of the house number for the address, so i wanted to walk by and see if this building actually exists and if so, do they have my book. so i was walking walking, crossed east ave, and a guy comes up behind me and says hi. i really didn't want him to walk with me the whole way (i was close to where i had to be anyway) so i'm like "oh i have a question does xxx alexander st. even exist?" and he says "oh this way follow me." but he thought i was really lost and that he was so so clever. and i said, "no, we're at 325, it can't be this way because the numbers are getting higher, see." busted! so he got all flustered and was like oh, uh, duh, oh, d'oh. then he goes, "how old are you?" and i said "um...what?" then he goes, "you gotta man?" i told him i wasn't answering that question and went home. the other time a guy was really adamant about giving me a ride, just wouldn't drop it after i told him three times i didn't need one, kept asking where i was going, ugh.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

42. of rich bosses who have lived in nyc for 20 years and don't who bushwick bill is

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

43. of people posting serious drama right before i post a lame joke (thus, made even lamer)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

i don't even know who bushwick bill are

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

was

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

My new name is Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir. I call myself Dr. because that is someone who must be precise when they execute their job. The Wolfgang is because on the cool, I'm into classical music and my favorite artist is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Bushwickin has to do with me being a father now and producing my own next of kin. So now I'm reproductive both verbally and physically. The Barbarian is to show that I still have the mind of a lunatic and that nothing's changed as far as me coming hard-core rough and rugged. Mother Funky Stay High is a manifestation of the aftermath of chronic-izm. Dollar Bill because I'm currently currency in the United States and abroad. Finally, "stir" is on the end because when I kick shit I always manage to stir something up, whether it's the police, parents, or pussy.

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

i believe bushwick bill is still alive.

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

stir pussy

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

44. of people who think Bushwick Bill is alive and deny the existence of Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

of people?

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

45. of people.

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

of this thread

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

hatas neva prosper, bitches.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

DAMNIT I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

46. of this guy ^^^^^^^^^

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

47. of cars other than Scions and PT Cruisers

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

46. of this guy ^^^^^^^^^

: (

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I was kind of jokin, though I do kind of like Scions and PT Cruisers somewhat.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

48. of the concept of "chat"

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

http://environnement.ecoles.free.fr/images3/le%20singe%20et%20le%20chat.jpg

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

of that weird creamy shit when i pull out

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Thursday, 20 October 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

J'adore le singe.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

En fait, j'adore tous les singes dans le monde. Pour aimer un singe, c'est normal pour moi, c'est comme pour aimer un frere.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

― le singe avec un fez (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

tout le monde aime manger beaucoup de pancakes pour le matin

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

tres jolie, mon petite chou chou

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

49. yousendit

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

50. dave q fan threads

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Y'all need some French lessons.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

51. dave q fan sites!

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i get the sense that certain fanboys have never actually read something really well-written, like, say, a novel.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

wait, is it aiment? aime? isn't tout le monde singular? (i only took french for one year!) tu as de chewing gum?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Y'all need some French lessons.

Va te faire foutre!

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'm looking at that praise thread on ILE now and thinking, am I missing something? Maybe it's because I'm not really interested in the bands he's writing about, but I'm not sure what all the "omg fucking genius!!!!" stuff is about.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

he's like the Dave Barry of music writers, except a more foul-mouthed, drug-using variant.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

52. of Denny Lethargy & Denny Vertigo

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

http://blogs.salon.com/0003517/images/2004/05/12/ENOUGH.gif

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

53. that one smashmouth song

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

54. that one kelly clarkson song (come on, it's not that good)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

haha! otm

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

otm about dave q!!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

53. that one smashmouth song

-- unconscious, honey (fe...), October 20th, 2005.

I'll bet if you had done this list every year since 1997, this always would have made the list.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

55. ihttp://www.rjginc.com/images/header_03.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

and i would have lied every time, for i cant get enough of it baby. xpost

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

begone >:(

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

6:13 AM, 21 Oct 05 Message 6358530 edited by gear

I thought so

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

56. nightmare before x-mas

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 October 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

The best Dave Q thing was when either dom leone or joe m started a thread on the progressive ears board linking to an article he wrote about yes. People were like really incredibly outraged, almost personally affronted by it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

57. I have come to the conclusion that I am a rockist.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 October 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

58. Tori Amos chat

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

tori amos chat?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

a new indian delicacy?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ 1996

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki - !!!!!

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

59. http://www.instantweb.com/f/furxxtc/khpoisonjuly17.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

s1ocki - !!!!!

what what?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

wrong thread. that was in response to grand dominican prize

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Ally OTM, FFS

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

that's what i thought hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

The thing is the internet is so inundated with ugly cats like that that no matter what animal you are actually searching for, be it a komodo dragon or a bulldog, you will see THAT CAT in GIS results. Fuck that cat and its disgusting pug faced hobbit-hairy ilk.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I'd punch it in the face but it looks like someone already did.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

imagine if you had to wake up every morning to that yowling on your bed. uggh.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

60. of You have been locked out of posting to this board by an administrator

― feminazi (feminazi), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

I spend all my time on the Aja/Dante board instead. Bit lonely.

― feminazi (feminazi), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

OK, Jon.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

hey RJG, is this about Aimee? take her, dude.

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

slightly better

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 October 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

61. "k thx bye"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 22 October 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

ugh so otm

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 22 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

62. double explanation points after every freakin sentence.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 22 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

explanation point!!

- I think you meant "exclamation"
- My prefered nomenclature is "mark".

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

i like bang

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

haha!! omg jon you are right!! i meant exclamtion point!! not explanation point!! i hadn't had my coffee yet lol!!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

63. marathon jackoff frank kogan theory posts

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 23 October 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

but not of marathon jackoffs

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 October 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

but of course!

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 23 October 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

but doesnt he tend to confine those posts to certain threads, usually the ones that have to do with theory crap anyway? i mean it's not that obnoxious. if started posting that shit in earnest on the cat lovers unite! thread or something, now that would be irritating.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

actually come to think of it, that would be pretty amusing actually. but still irritating.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

64 here are some visual artists i have been thinking about

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

65. Po-mo vs Futurism vs Modernism

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's true. Though it would be funny if he said something like, "I don't see any real love of cats on this thread. The picture Sarah McClusky originally posted is cute but not entirely adorable, and therefore it is worthless. None of you have truly grasped what 'adorable' means." Or something.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 23 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

64 here are some visual artists i have been thinking about

That thread is the best thing ever on ILX, even with Anthony's involvement.

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Sunday, 23 October 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

66. "parties"

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 23 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah i like that visual artists thread

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 23 October 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

67. 9:50 PM, 23 Oct 05 Now that is fucked up deleted by Special Agent Dale Koopa (gross)

― feminazi (feminazi), Sunday, 23 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

68. can we talk about this?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 23 October 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

69. people from other countries telling americans we're stupid (or our customs are)

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 October 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

70. If your partner regularly falls asleep on the couch w/o tooth brushing

― feminazi (feminazi), Sunday, 23 October 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

feminazi otm

― gear (gear), Sunday, 23 October 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

gear otm

― feminazi (feminazi), Sunday, 23 October 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

71. ILX mods with no sense of humor.

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

72. ILX mods with no sense of humor posting photos of themselves with no shirt on.

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

I like double exclamation points!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

also, lmao @ that great big football picture on the admin log page.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

73. http://thecobrasnake.com/adventureteam.html

D: D: D: D:

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm so sick of seeing "cobrasnake" photos

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

reason #9586960 to avoid the la weekly

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

i've got an idea bro, let's go to parties and snap polaroids of people sitting against walls with drinks in their hands.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

even better, let's take pictures of homeless people because, hey, homelessness is FUNNY and SOOOOO NOT HIP!

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

Ugh, I had never seen those pictures before just now, and I've already had enough.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

seriously, la weekly is so horrible these days. cobradouche is just the icing on the shitty cake.

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

It just makes me very D: and >:P

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

i just was reading the LA Weekly Best of LA issue and there's an essay from some jackass about how Skid Row is awesome and a microcosm for something something and there's a photo from "mark the cobrafuck" of a guy pushing a shopping cart down a sidewalk, looking like he's trying to hide his face.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

between that and that 24/7 column, maybe this takeover is just what it needs

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

24/7 = "let me write fawning profiles of all my shallow, trust funder friends"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

i have not been impressed with l.a. weekly the few times i've seen it, so...

74. l.a. weekly

and

75. cold-assed weather showing up out of nowhere — fuck, i was wearing tank tops last week, me no understand.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

here's an essay from some jackass about how Skid Row is awesome

wonderful! maybe said jackass wouldn't mind trading his apartment to someone who isn't so keen on living in a box...

(not to be excessively serious on the noize bored, but come on, what the fuck)

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

read this crap:

http://laweekly.com/ink/05/28/24-mcdonald.php

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

ha ha oh geez, that was actually PRINTED!

“I think people are interesting and I like meeting them. I’m willing to meet people. I just look people in the eye and smile.”

i can't explain why, exactly, but that immediately struck me as something a ted bundy serial-killer-type would say.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm starting to think if i lived in l.a. i would just want to punch people in the crotch all day long.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.sc4r.com/cuntpuncher.jpg

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

I find it hard to believe that that LA Weekly column is even real.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

more where that came from...

http://laweekly.com/search.php?searchfor=seven+mcdonald&go.x=44&go.y=10

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

i used to like LA Weekly a fair amount (not as much as New Times LA, though) but between shit like cobrasn@ke's sub-Vice mag photography and columns like that, i've stopped picking it up for any reason other than the film and music interviews and the occasional good cover story.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

i'm starting to think if i lived in l.a. i would just want to punch people in the crotch all day long.

yeah it sucks so bad out here in the stix. i wish it were all rich horse people and alcoholics like in lexington. the cobrasnake should go out there and take pics of those crazy ass loopers. main st to vine st to main st to vine st, etc...

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/tahiti/index.html

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

the la weekly has some new chick running the music section. it appears as though she hates local music.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

also the cobrasnake is like barely 21 i think. him and his crew are all rich kid dorks gone hipster. hating on them just gives them teh powa. its better just to shrug and feel a bit sorry.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

Has the LA Weekly ever served a purpose outside of concert and movie listings?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

digital cameras have a lot to answer for

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

i'm having deja vu

STUPID INDIE FUX

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

walter - rockie horoscope, life in hell and 'chance meetings' (before craigslist missed connections!)

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

You can get rockie horoscope in the voice online now.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

i'm starting to think if i lived in l.a. i would just want to punch people in the crotch all day long.
yeah it sucks so bad out here in the stix. i wish it were all rich horse people and alcoholics like in lexington. the cobrasnake should go out there and take pics of those crazy ass loopers. main st to vine st to main st to vine st, etc...

no argument here.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

i don't see you on that thread, amon.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

i'm having deja vu
STUPID INDIE FUX

-- amon (...), October 25th, 2005 10:45 PM. (tracklink)

i know, i had think really hard about it first... :P

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

76. rich horse people who think homeless people are hilarious, too. (!!!)

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

you're not looking hard enough, cutty.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.discoverfrance.net/France/Images/Search/sleuth_and_mag_glass1.gif

http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/psp/IMG_3545.html

-- eman (masses7...), March 17th, 2005 12:44 PM. (eman) (link)

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

dood you guys have no idea. those homeless fuxx out on skidrow have it good. they have more money in their pocket from the state then ill make in 2 months. some have electricity and cable rigged in their tents! a couple of them even have phone lines. alot of them are funny ass mofos.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

ugh. i hate that thread. i fell on my proverbial sword for ol' d3an, and she never talked to me after that. oh well.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

yah yr ex had to send out apology emails

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

chaki, are you still bummed? is cobrasnake dude your friend or something?

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

yes you are otm (??)

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

omg wtf lol

77. silly internet fites!

78. me posting on noize bored more than once a week!

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

(i just mentioned it cuz it was a funny email, sugarpants. it even mentioned "bro-ing down" i think.)

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

ha!

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

79. ppl who hate sport
80. ppl who revolve their diary around sport-watching

― c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

They discovered they had friends in common, and soon he was asking her to come to the circus compound in Sonoma where he lives, and learn the flying trapeze.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

We need Alex in NYC to even begin to deal with this shit.

― jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

81. stylus

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

do you read stylus?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

rarely, but i hear enough about it!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

stylus -- where self-promoters go to die (todd, the founder, is completely cool and low-key and seems almost embarrassed by how his writers behave. good dude!)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i always get the feeling that the only people who read stylus are... stylus writers

(sorry to any NB stylus dudes)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I read Stylus before I wrote for them, but not regularly.

Todd is indeed a good dude, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sfweekly.com/

― knife (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://styluspub.com/books/AuthorDetail.aspx?id=6924

― jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Edited by Alexander Wood

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Johanna Mang

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

jizz and pap

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

gear I WAS JUST COMING HERE TO POST THAT (well not exactly the way you did)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

the thread is basically a bunch of dudes haggling over whether McCartney will place at #9 or #11 or something, and xhuxk eddy trying to get people to work for free.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

it's kinda crazy! i guess, whatever, i don't have to read it. but at the same time i have this weird interest in it too, or maybe i'm just bored, so i read it anyway, and then get mad. or frustrated or whatever. and then i come here.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm interested in the final product but I couldn't give a shit what people's guesses are. Unless there was pool or something!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

i will read the poll results also. i think the foreplay shit is pretty funny.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

"I was right! Spoon at #4! I can guess middlebrow tastes better than ANYBODY!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

those damned BLOGGERS and their INDIE TASTE! when will they LEARN

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

i don't need some fat fuck telling me what he ~~likes to listen to.~~ thinks will be on some list.

― amon (eman), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Has the LA Weekly ever served a purpose outside of concert and movie listings?

jonathan gold is one of the best food writers out there. and one of the most otm. i think... i've only been to a handful of the places he's written about.

http://www.laweekly.com/food/

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 October 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

ahh yes he is good isn't he

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

- sinks full of dirty dishes

― jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

87. Dr. Morbius's opinions on films

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

so fucking OTM we might as well all retire now

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

88. "what you have to remember is that your voice is not your own, you are the product of a discourse."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Except for his, of course, right?

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

haha morbius

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

89. ex-military niwits and their undermedicated dumbass wives

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 October 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livefastdieyoungbook.com/index_files/jim_backus_gilligans_island.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

http://war-room.ytmnd.com/

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

90. new fun people

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

89. ex-military niwits and their undermedicated dumbass wives

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-31%2007.36.52%20-0700/Image-C290A4D001CF11DA.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

meme!

― jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

ally's undermedicated?

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

ritalin, maybe?

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

John, you realize that's who Dr. Morbs was attempting to diss in the first place, right?

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

where the fuck did that picture come from?!?!?!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

alex in nyc's photolog, judging by the http

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

John, you realize that's who Dr. Morbs was attempting to diss in the first place, right?

Really? I assumed he was talking about American Beauty, although I guess Chris Cooper's wife was probably overmedicated. Also, Tom and Ally aren't married.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

(Chris Cooper's wife = Allison Janney.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Also Tom is technically still military! But these are details.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

why would he be dissing a character in american beauty?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

for shooting Morbius because he thought his son blew him

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

hahaha yeah the American Beauty thing kind of makes no sense

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't know. I've forgotten what this thread is even about.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

this is the thread where i say kevin spacey sucks

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

91. jaymc waltzing onto some thread, posting random pictures of other ilxors, bringing up American Beauty and then forgetting where he is.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I can never have enough of that, though.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Duly noted!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

It's weird that I'm just noticing this but Ally looks remarkably like the wife of one of my best friends.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

92. SPELLING

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

93. What's the greatest non-sequential two record run of any British band (EPs included)?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

94. THIS THREAD.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

95. douchebags

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

96. Jaymc waltzing

― knife (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I think jaymc was agreeing with morbius an trying to bring the drama

― c7n (Cozen), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

attn jaymc: what thread did you find that picture on to post? I didn't see any of the pix from that night cos I skipped town for a week immediately after the event. but search function is totally fucked.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

97. the today show

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

attn ally: So, like, if I were to Dare Suggest an NYC*FAP for Saturday, July 30...would anyone actually show up?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

98. Nirvana threads.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

99. People writing masters theses on bullshit like pop music or TV shows. Reminds me of my high school English paper on Operation Ivy. Embarassing.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

100. jesus does everybody post on the noize board now?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

holy crap. why does that exist.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

101. noise boarder patrol

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

102. The overarching concept of "noize"

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

103. n/a

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

102.5 naked jake gyllenhall

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

22 of me posting on the noize board
-- n/a (nu...), October 19th, 2005 1:13 PM. (Nick A.)

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE DAWG

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

104. smugness

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robertchristgau.com/images/fest-b.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

B+
Are those guitars or aliens doing a 69?

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

how can you hate on this face?

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0543/ann-xgau.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

105. "destroy nyc"

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

the "sensible arguments for a better america" thread is next door

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

"get there, sweetheart."

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/2003-08/28-wright-max-inside.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/252x190/actor/peter_bogdanovich.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gzimman.com/actpics/js1/jsgzt01.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

[jess.jpg]

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I never want to go to a FAP again.

― knife (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.texastravesty.com/2003_04/images/cuba.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

i think it's safe to say that ad@m has HAD ENOUGH.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

105. adam having enough.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

106. Baseball

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

107. ham

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

32. noize in attorney's clothing

108. people not in attorney's clothing

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

109. nude attourneys playing baseball with a fucking ham.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

110. attorneys
111. shitty work product

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

jeffy, my good buddy steve made stickers that say ROTHNOTHAGAR. also check out his art.

nice. i have not yet had enough of this awesome one:

http://www.drunkingham.com/images/popup/leglessdog.jpg

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

he takes found paintings and paints on top of them (if it wasn't obvious enough)

i bought this one

http://receivergallery.com/shows/images/stevesmith/steve-lg/21.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

112. threads about how underrated sgt pepper is

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I meant the Howells; they always treated me like shit in the Hamptons.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 October 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

gier. specifically gier on teh b34tl3z.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

when is gier not on the beatles?

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

113. super not-safe-for-work threads with innocuous titles.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

same thing just happened to me hstencil! :(((

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

114. the Marissa Marchant threads

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

114. the Marissa Marchant threads

See #30.

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

See #30.

See raspberrywho's livejournal.

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

115. of people talking about the Tamil Tigers

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

116. ilm threads where chuck eddy or somebody says that a band "doesn't have a rhythm section" or "the drummer doesn't swing."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 30 October 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

"i don't hear any benny goodman in her voice"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

i hope you're catching his reasons for disliking mp3s, boyz.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

well, hes old, and proud of it

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

i'd understand that logic more if I hadn't just heard xgau's podcast this week.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

to be fair it's pretty inconvenient to reach for that pointer thingy and click on that thing to open it and hear it. might even have to turn off other music to listen to this!

― gear (gear), Sunday, 30 October 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

117. those who have no time for mp3s but have tons of time to spend clogging up the interweb with halfbaked bullshit

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

the interweb is life digitized, the bullshit converted into 1s and 0s.

― Igor Adkins (Grodd), Monday, 31 October 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

118. halloween (is it over yet?)

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

119. 'look at me me me and my great/crap life' shit on the internet (again)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

120. british ilxors and their love/hate relationship with tory housewife masturbation fodder

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

*groan*

it's true

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

explain

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

121. THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD (Not really safe for work, obviously)

(ok it's kinda funny)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

explain

Whoopee! The new Q awards are....

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.qawards.co.uk/qawards/2004/enter.shtml

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

122. ethans opinions on racism

― rush, push, cash (FE7), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

he's totally otm here tho:

tuomas i really dont need another lecture about how your 95% white country is less racist than mine
-- _ (...), November 1st, 2005 9:51 AM. (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

123. Joel getting his panties in a bunch.

― jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

124. jon being a dick.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

125. internet fights

― jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

126. fuckin' principals, man!!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

"but have tons of time to spend clogging up the interweb with halfbaked bullshit"

aw, come on, you aren't that bad.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i have time for mp3s though

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

DO YOU SEE

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Rodrigo Lozano from Tacna, Peru logged onto Beatport Thursday October 27th and downloaded Angel Moraes’, ‘Welcome to the Factory’ on Hot N Spycy Records, and received more than he bargained for. He became the recipient of the millionth download on dance centric Beatport and garnered a prize package that included free tracks for a year, Stanton’s Final Scratch 2, Pioneer hDJ-1000 headphone and a free version of Traktor 3.0 DJ Studio.

‘Digital exploitation is becoming a more important part of the overall income of our label. User friendless, customer support, expansive catalogue, and a great look and feel combined with varied opportunities to promote our releases are factors that we look for in a partner on the digital exploitation side and Beatport has got all that combined with easy and clear accounting’ Roger Sanchez – Grammy Winning Producer

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

127. DJ martian bitching about english music magazines. get a new pastime, guy!

― pretentiosexual rights activist (haitch), Saturday, 5 November 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

128. Rolling Genre 2005 Threads

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 5 November 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

scratch that they can stay

128A. Mark Reading Country Threads He Knows Will Annoy Him

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 5 November 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

129. people who prop up their sleeping girlfriends like Real Doll and jizz all over them

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

sWHY U Ead

― howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 5 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i've had nearly enough of that

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

129. people who prop up their sleeping girlfriends like Real Doll and jizz all over them

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

PWNED

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://theducks.org/pictures/omg-media.jpg

― sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Sunday, 6 November 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wmich.edu/~emrl/vt/pics/gainsborough_haymaker_and_sleeping_girl_mid.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 6 November 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)

130. Motherfuckers who call you about important shit, then apparently turn off their phone so you have to leave a bunch of awkward messages that sound like, "Uh, didn't you want me to call you?"

Maybe that one only applies to me.

― sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Sunday, 6 November 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

131. heartless bastards who euthanize animals cuz they can't scrounge together a few bucks to take them to the vet

― america's next top ramen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

$1500 /= "a few bucks". also its just a cat

― caramel voltaire (FE7), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

heartless bastard.

― america's next top ramen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

Pitifully weak forum "comedy characters".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

I mean fuck off, you know? Fuck OFF.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

120. british ilxors ~~and their love/hate relationship with tory housewife masturbation fodder~~
-- jagged little filly (theundergroundhom...), November 1st, 2005.

― bato (bato), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

any particular brit ilx0rs? Or just the lot of them, er us, or whatever.

jbr's "tory housewife maturbation fodder" is such a great term, but I have no idea what it means!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

i was thinking nigella lawson, but has there even been a thread on her?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Like 5, which always end in suzy talking about the Turner awards.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

I started a thread on Nigella Lawson back in the greenspun days, and I got hate emails from outraged fans because of it. Fucking idiots.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

any particular brit ilx0rs? Or just the lot of them, er us, or whatever.

Probably all of y'all, because that meme has not been beaten like a dead horse. At all.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

for henry:

Nigella Lawson - classic or dud, dahlings?

On ILM because ILE did not exist yet.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

the days when mark s used caps

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

121. people insisting that dude pays $1500 for a stupid hateful animal's operation.
122. A Nairn also.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

What if the stupid hateful animal was a corgi instead of a cat?

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I probably wouldn't buy a pet unless I could afford that kind of cash. My parents have easily shelled out that for my dogs. But Dogs > Cats.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Nairn's unfunny haters are even more annoying that he is, though! And that's some achievement, seeing as he's quite annoying himself.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

123. "personal" invites from strangers (who argued with you to be myspace friends) to singer/songwriter bs in Williamsburg, that are of the format:

[short personal header]
[massive control V]

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

any particular brit ilx0rs? Or just the lot of them, er us, or whatever.
Probably all of y'all, because that meme has not been beaten like a dead horse. At all.

-- KSTFUNS (nicole.kessle...), November 8th, 2005.

deep-felt hatred is so fucking played

― bato (bato), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

124. ILE

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

125. all of ILX

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

126. sterling clover's "deep thinking" posts

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

haha dude there are like one of those every six mos.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

127. sinus infection. fucking stop now you fucking prick! i hate hate hate you!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

sheesh, you namedrop gramsci in a voice review *once* and you never live it down.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

128. futile anthropomorphization of disease

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

128. meta on ILE or ILM (save it for this board!)

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i thought this board was just a meta-board!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

well it's not just meta, but there's no reason to have it on the others now.

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

129. wall-jumping in super metroid

― caramel voltaire (FE7), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

130. turn back you poxy fule

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

131. g00gl3pr00f3d n@m3s

― discus (dr g), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

0+^^

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

132. Dog Breeders

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

133. I AM OTM

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

geniuses who change their email on every post SO FUNNY

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

134. still Dr. Morbius

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

135. WORK...im going home...LATER BROZ.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

lucky.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

136. steven spielberg

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

137. Dr Morbius

― Dan (Because He's Fucking Tiresome) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

138. Seriously fucked-up individuals mistaking ILX for Dear Abby.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

139. ^^^^^^^^^jerks that won't take my problems seriously!!!!! >:(

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

129. people who prop up their sleeping girlfriends like Real Doll and jizz all over them
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), November 5th, 2005.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8300/jerknkick1zm.gif

― bato (bato), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

140. Do better looking people tend to be more generous spirited?

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

141. fsmrnggdsa3w@@55ing sinus headache

― Mrs. Genius McGuruchakra (and her secret knowledge) (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 November 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

did you have to googleproof that?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 November 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

I'm convinced the anonymous users who start threads like this

Loser needs help with girls

just sit back and LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF at the responses

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

141a. jody, I woke up this morning with your headache!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

142. ILX film threads, the sports-talk radio of would-be cinephilia

― Dr (I Killed the Allybot Cabal with My Big Fucking Dick) Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/7/1897-large.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 November 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

143. Chuck Eddy "not knowing" subjective stuff.
144. Chuck Eddy "not knowing" objective stuff.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 10 November 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

otfm!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, maybe -- maybe it's that Ashlee doesn't piss people off *on purpose* that makes her not-punk; I could almost buy that. (Unless she *is* pissing people off on purpose. I really don't know.)

-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 10th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

145. Explain me the praise!

isn't it easier to just, i dunno, kill yourself, than explain to some dude on the internet why you like steely dan? what a colossal waste of time. the dude is probably 13 years old.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 11 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

146. Ashlee Simpson: Emo or Oh no?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

"Explain me the praise" -- what another thread about Steely Dan? I just clicked on Skot's link and watched as the scroll-bar on the right of my browser got all tiny, and I just laughed. Clicked the back button immediately. I'm sure there was lots of really great discussion that'd never been covered before though.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

I should say that I still like and read ILM, tho. I just read the stuff I like. Jazz threads mainly. I just think the 200 post threads are pretty much the stupidest things in the universe.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

LET'S AGREE THAT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

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― gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

you zinged me hardcore gear. um no, I mean the *200 posts in 2 hours* threads where everyone gets their really important one-liners dutifully logged all day long. but like I say, there is still useful information on the board. I never would've known that my Complete Fillmore GD box was already worth 700 bucks if that dude hadn't of posted it. the In A Silent Way thread was pretty good. Nice little thread about Night Beat, etc.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

i not try to zing you but rather make lame attempt at funny since this thread have many posts

― gear (gear), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

147. People hating on Dr. Morbius.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't think it's possible to have enough hating on Dr Morbius because he's still here.

― Dan (Where Are The Mobs With Pitchforks) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

148. People who think their hatred of someone they've never met mean flying shit to said person

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

:((((

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

149. hearing about the fiery furnaces

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

150. Hearing The Fiery Furnaces

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

CLI. Arabic numbers

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

152. Kate

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

153. katamari darcy fetishism

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

154. djs playing old man music

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

155. dame darcy fetishism

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I like to imagine "Katamari Darcy" as a Japanese version of Pride and Prejudice where Elizabeth rolls across the countryside, picking up suitors.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

156. mp3js playing beenie man music

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

156. nEARLY 300 BAD-TEMPOERED N3W ANSWERZ ON S0EM BRAINLEZZ BIT OV L0VELY LADY POP FLUFF HUMPZZZZZxzzzzzZzZZZzZzzz.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

158. Lost
159. Arrested Development

go outside fatteys

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

jujubeancobain OTM!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

160. Inability to distinguish between "hating on" and "hating".

― Dan (I Don't Give A Shit About You Beyond Wishing I Had A No-Morbius Filter) Per, Friday, 11 November 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

161. Kate

(it bears repeating)

― amon (eman), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

162. of ilm being a colossal vat of suck except for the usual 10-15 bearable people (many of whom post on the noise board, hrm)

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

163. contemporary country-metal crossover

big & rich are STICKING IT TO NASHVILLE, MAN by fusing charlie daniels with night ranger! no wait that was last year...

I like ZZ Top OK but they've got jackshite to do w/country music

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 12 November 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

go outside fatteys

We don't all live in sunny and warm southern california. (i don't watch lost, though. that shit is for foghats. and cutty.)

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Saturday, 12 November 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

fatteys, do something else other than obsess over shitty tv shows

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Saturday, 12 November 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I like Big & Rich! And Lost! And Foghat! I can live without Charlie Daniels & Night Ranger though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 12 November 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I haven't heard the new Big & Rich album though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 12 November 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm the only person on ILX who watches Threshold though. It's got Roc, Data, AND the Station Agent in it!

I refuse to look at most T.V. and movie thread on ILE though, cuz they make me want to kill people with my bare hands.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 12 November 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I can live without Charlie Daniels & Night Ranger though.
I haven't heard the new Big & Rich album though.
I think I'm the only person on ILX who watches Threshold though
I refuse to look at most T.V. and movie thread on ILE though

Though, though, though your boat

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 12 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

i caught an episode of threshold. It's an awesome show, I just wish it was on at a more convenient time. I mean, Friday nights weren't meant for the television.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Saturday, 12 November 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

kogan re: ashlee simpson

― gear (gear), Sunday, 13 November 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

anybody re ashlee simpson

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 13 November 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

that ashlee simpson thread turned my brain into cottage cheese. actually I learned a lot there -- didja know that Waylon Jennings borrowed from the Stones and maybe even the Velvet Underground?

"unless he didn't" hahahaha

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 13 November 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

christ I'm glad this Country Music Comes To New York hype is done. Gonna celebrate with Johnny Paycheck and a bourbon on the rocks.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 13 November 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

It's not done yet!!!

http://www.cmaawards.com/2005/

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Just the other day a friend asked, “What do you like better, Country or 80’s music?” My first thought was 80’s just because it’s never new or old; just the same songs that we all know the words to, and have heard since we were children (or adults). Plus, who doesn’t love 80’s clothing and hair. However, once I thought about it, the call was harder to make. Country is consistently popular across the US and has been on the pop charts for years. According to AC Nielson reports, CMT is the first choice for women ages 18-49 with cable. Country hits the heart of human emotion, the songs tell stories. Country is also good because it can be fast, slow, instrumental, bluegrass, or a million other things. Anyone can find a Country song or artist that they identify with. As for now, I’d have to say, I’m a bigger Country fan. Sorry Journey. However, the best of both worlds will combine for the upcoming CMA Awards. Bon Jovi will be performing with Jennifer Nettles the lead singer of Sugarland and Billy Joel will be there presenting an award.

Jon Bon Jovi and Billy Joel are both amazing songwriters. Their music tells stories about real life – just like Country Music does. It’s gonna rock!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 13 November 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

if people are really bothered by chuck'n'frank's tag team act against Alex (who never gets off his feet, impressively), they should run onto the mat with 2x4s or something. That would be some entertaining wrasslin'!

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

i mean instead of standing in back rows giving them the thumbs down.

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

There's no real Junkyard Dogs out there anymore.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

i miss the "real" george the animal steele and his hideous green tongue licking the turnbuckle.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

where is chuck & frank's tag team against alex?

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

oh, okay, on the ashlee thread. i will have to look at that.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

i miss the "real" george the animal steele and his hideous green tongue licking the turnbuckle.

He was great.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

By the way, the year's best punk single by a nonpunk who doesn't realize she's being punk is former teen actress and talent-show runner-up Miranda Lambert's "Kerosene," which is about trying to blow everything up. (Well, I don't know that she doesn't realize she's being punk, since the maniacally repetitive drums and guitars could have been inspired by her or her backing musicians studying old Yardbirds, Velvets, and Kinks albums, though I'd guess that she'd more likely have gotten that sound from Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?" [And I don't know where Waylon picked it up, but I can't imagine he hadn't listened to the Yardbirds and Kinks, if not the Velvets.]

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), November 12th, 2005.

>Best punk single by a nonpunk who doesn't realize she's being punk<

Agreed. Second place: "I Break Things," by Erika Jo (about breaking things).

And Alex might be interested to know that the first place finisher "Kerosene" sounds exactly like an old Screaming Blue Messiahs song (and has the same title as old Big Black song).

-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 12th, 2005.

Frank slapped Chuck's hand and he did a backflip off the ropes onto Alex's head! Hardcore.

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 13 November 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

I can't imagine Waylon Jennings gave a flying fuck about the Kinks or the Velvets. He copped those licks from BUDDY HOLLY & BOB WILLS.

But whatever. Alex in NYC of all people can defend himself. I don't have any personal beef w/XHUXK & Frank, really. I'm not going to jump in the ring cause I've got nothing to add. Most of the time w/these guys I simply don't understand what they're on about. So I've got to stop reading these threads. This time I PROMISE....

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 13 November 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

alex is a glutton for punishment when it comes to those what is punk? threads. he can't stay away. pretty funny stuff though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

damn, i killed that ashlee thread with a quickness! and this one too! i do good work.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

sundays rarely need your help, scott.

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

seward: the quickening

― gear (gear), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

164. apple-worship smugness

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:26 (twenty years ago)

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

i'm just teasing nathalie for her post on the "pc help" thread:

I keep staring at this thread. With an insane smile on my face for having an Apple.

-- Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevienixe...), November 14th, 2005 3:19 AM.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

165. smugness of any kind

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

haw. oh and again, anybody re: ashlee simpson

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

HIVEMIND (trans: I'm going to act like a complete fucktard, and if anybody complains, then they're part of the "hivemind" I pwn haha)

FUCK OFF.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

166. ARGUING OPINIONS AS FACTS ON ILM
167. criticizing other posters for not addressing your "ideas" with the proper intellectual heft when they just don't agree with you.
168. treating ILE as group therapy

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

haw. oh and again, anybody re: ashlee simpson

Chuck, you've noticed I still haven't gotten the rewrite to you; still don't quite know yet what I'm saying.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), November 14th, 2005.

this is when my brain exploded.

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

lol-ipops

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

i want to complain about that thread on the mod board.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

172. People who drunkenly shout out requests at concerts and scream for the SAME stuff after EVERY song is finished.

(2nd part of the sentence optional)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

WTF @ K0gan. Jesus.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

the ashlee thread is like a diarrhea o' the mouth contest.

― amon (eman), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

173. "He was a Noize player and is a Noize commentator" - people who carry their weird message bored anxieties over into every aspect of conversation, on any topic.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

link pls

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Terrell Owens - The one that didn't get tired in the Super Bowl aka T.O. THREAD OF SCANDAL (aka the one who won't be playing again this season!)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

people labelling things as genius, undeservedly

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

(xp) oh, ok.. yeah, that guy needs to grow up. makes sense though, he acts like he works at home.

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

I like William, but he does seem to harp on JW/the Noise Board too much.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

he acts like he works at home.

He does! Yes, he definitely has too much time on his hands.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

do you make watercooler conversation with the squirrels outside your window?

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, pretty much.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

that's rough.

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

We compare nuts...it passes the time.

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I like William, but he does seem to harp on JW/the Noise Board too much.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 1:58 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

I don't even know who that is?

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

T/S: William vs. Williams

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

William = Rock Hardy = I do feel guilty...

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

That's one of my bits of arcane ILXor trivia. ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

kogan's like 55 or something, right?

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

jaymc should know

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, kogan's like 55 or something, right?

― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

He's 51.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Kogan had the decency to apologise to me, and that's worth shitloads, actually.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Kogan's Heroes

― amon (eman), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

isn't it easier to just, i dunno, kill yourself, than explain to some dude on the internet why you like steely dan?

it seemed like a good idea at the time.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

17_. Cascading style sheets. They're really in no way exciting or funny.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Howard Johnson is right!

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

176. people who always want to tell you how they're so much more mature than you.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

177. esp when they're virgins

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

"look! i'm a grownup! no, really! i eat grownup food, and drink grownup coffee, and watch grownup movies, and i left home when i was TWO so i could hold down three very grownup jobs, and also, you're IMMATURE, and fuck you for ruining my pictures of kitties, as that's my only source of spiritual salvation."

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

178. The Man taking my money in the form of parking/traffic tickets

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

i mean sheesh, just go fuck an npr host and leave us alone. (xpost)

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

two words: DADDY ISSUES

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

which thread?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

the thread of life

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

but doesnt he tend to confine those posts to certain threads, usually the ones that have to do with theory crap anyway? i mean it's not that obnoxious. if started posting that shit in earnest on the cat lovers unite! thread or something, now that would be irritating.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), October 23rd, 2005.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

re: kogan

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I MADE THE TWILIGHT ZONE JOKE FIRST, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AGO.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

179. ILMers and their "Losing My Edge" moments

― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

I haven't read that thread. What's it about?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 21 November 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

180. Statements like:

"I love her for knowing how to be sexy, smart, and every shade of the spectrum between the two"

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 21 November 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8315/server3ap.jpg

― feminazi (feminazi), Monday, 21 November 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

190. eurpoeans be poopin dere pants.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

hey chaki, remember ages ago you wanted people to vote for you to go to mexico? i did vote for you as an anonymous good deed of the day, did you go?

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

191. "it's a phd about nothing"

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

thanks estela! i did not go to sammy hagars cabo wabo fest no :(

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

:(
but at least i know the outcome now:)

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

can I just second that "shat yourself" thread, I mean jesus christ if there was anything you'd want to keep on the downlow you'd think it would be that.

between that and "how clean is your house?" on tv I am building a very negative stereotype of the cleanliness of britishes!

― turboalbino (haitch), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

oh, it's a Rumpie thread

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Hey man, I had a shower last night! And my teeth are all str8!!

FUCK if I'm going to read the "shat yourself" thread.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Wtf is wrong with those people?

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

192. blogsearch.google.com

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

193. marisa

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Marissa is kind of bearable/ignorable as long as she keeps it to one thread. Unfortunately, she sometimes seems to think ilm is i-love-marissa. I've locked a few multipe thread instances,as has teeny . Jess, teh roffles, goes one further, cutting & pasting from ilm admin log:

4:16 PM, 11 Nov 05 Mariesa Sabriel, don\'t you think she is a bit beneathe me? deleted by strongo hulkington's ghost (useless)

4:16 PM, 11 Nov 05 Dig it...Moodybluegrass!!!!Stop talking about untalented unknowns deleted by strongo hulkington's ghost (useless)

4:30 PM, 11 Nov 05 Message 6427235 on "bourgeois, why don't famous people support them?" edited by strongo hulkington's ghost (useless)

4:59 PM, 11 Nov 05 Come on my website on my message board and talk about this subject deleted by strongo hulkington's ghost (useless)

1:11 AM, 12 Nov 05 My real name is Mariesa Sabriel deleted by strongo hulkington's ghost (useless)

10:14 AM, 18 Nov 05 I would erase anything I could if I could: The Marissa Marchant Mystery, Part Deux locked thread by Pashmina (one marissa thread at a time, please.)

4:13 PM, 18 Nov 05 This is about me Mariesa Sabriel..and poetry deleted by strongo hulkington's ghost (shut up retard)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Good God, I really wish the Marissa stuff was on another board or something. I could really do without it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't even look at those. The first thread was funny for about a day.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

who are the ILMers who keep them going? who is marissa's enabler? ban them for ever.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

forksclovetofu

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

yeah... oh boy ... another internet persona with the personality of spam mail.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

also... why IS ILX so slow? sheesh.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

no, that was my answer to scott. but i guess whatever you said could be true. i have no opinion on him.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

ah... (is that a response to my response?) shit. i was talking about "Mariesa Sabriel" and "marissa marchant" and all that. not forksclosetofu. i have no opinion there. she or whatever she is just strikes me as a BOT.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, to be honest, I stopped looking at the threads a long time ago, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

are you being honest?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

cutty, lend me some sugar, i AM your neighbor.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

194. Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

That is actually the FBI's phone number. Tom's been fielding calls from morons who are paranoid about their illegal net usage for a week now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9/poxy1gh.jpg

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand why y'all hate on kogan, the dude is hella smart

― lol xbox is hueg (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

What's an illegal website? One with hostile java scripts?

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

as in allison.b.exe ??

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

The one and only.

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

no one really knows what an illegal website is.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

except the FBI

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

I probably only visit 30 websites. 32 tops. Are they all illegal?!!?!?!?!??!

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

the internet is actually completely illegal.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

OH NOES

― Sir/Madam (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

194. Dear Sir/Madam,
we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

-- GARGLEBY

Everyone at my office got this about 20 times today. I agree that we've had enough.

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

The real FBI surely has more on me than that. Is it illegal that I've been cutting and pasting Boing Boing everywhere?

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mosnews.com/files/12055/3.jpg

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

it's illegal to cut up a couple of Boing Boings and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact Boing Boings.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

BoingBoing ingBngBgBoiinginiingBoiigBoinggBoinBononBoiBoiBooBongBogng BoingBoing

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

phewsville!
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/1.0/

har. i mean, cory supports remixes of all his novels he freely distributes fuckloads... those dudes want mindshare.

COMMUNIST TAKEOVER.... of deez nutz in my brains!
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

195.

Actually, to be a bit swanky, this touches on my Design Rockism article for AIGA Voice, in which I call "rockist" the belief that form should follow function rather than desire. I then argue that function, for instance in high-tech style, is itself just another style, another formal choice. I quote an Amazon reader review of Muller-Brockmann's "Grid Systems", where the guy goes from saying "it is essential that a design be based upon an objective process that centers on functionality and a logical progression of reasoning" to saying “I was jumping around like a kid at Christmas when it arrived.” In other words, function too is ultimately something we desire, in a strange way. Jerry Seinfeld has a joke about how men do DIY just to hang out and feel like they're being ultra-pragmatic and functionalist, when in fact it's just their version of a coffee klatsch.
-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2005 11:18 AM. (Momus) (later) (link)

Imagine it with self promotional links.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

quoting amazing reviews = amazing

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

I demand that Amateurist start calling Chuck in the middle of the night, saying "I'm on to you" and hanging up.

I also demand that Chuck stop posting excerpts of his books.

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Momus on Amazing.net :DDDDD ?!?!?!?

Dildos look like penises not to fit vaginas but because of our aesthetic preferences.

xpost

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

but Muller-Brockman and Grid Systems were seen purely as form following function, and while that is a style, it's a pragmatic one initially, and is only fetishized as a style the way he's discussing in hindsight, perhaps.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Dildos look like penises not to fit vaginas but because of our aesthetic preferences.

Actually, it has been explained to me that "dildo" is the general term for any phallic shaped toy, but "dong" is the specific industry term for a dildo modelled to look like a penis.

Ergo:

Momus penis replica dildo = DONGIST.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 2 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

!!!

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

"momus penis replica dildo": ebay search or the new "carlos d interpol herpes"?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like a lost Stereolab album.

― Dan (Featuring Felly) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 December 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

196.

Cabs are an awesome place to make out. Even to do... other slightly more advanced stuff. C: female orgasms in the back seat. D: male orgasms in the back seat.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2005 3:22 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BARF GUN (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

yuck.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Cab Driver, you're never gonna win.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

He is so ... advanced.

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Friday, 2 December 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I tend to stick to the intermediate stuff in cabs, and novice techniques on the subway.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

on buses i use a cheat code to skip levels.

― amon (eman), Friday, 2 December 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

197. the "he didn't say that" post.

person a: your mother is a fish.
person b: my mother's not a fish!
person c: now now, i don't think anyone's saying that!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

i was all set to post something that i've had enough of but i'm not gonna

― born-again christians in the old corral (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh, do tell!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh, do tell!

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

198. i was all set to post something that i've had enough of but i'm not gonna

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

199. rjg

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

j/k

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

200. not being able to find weed in rhode island

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

201. people who insist on ruining more philosophical political threads on ILE because they cannot figure out the difference between meta-discussion of ideological trends versus "BUSH SUX REPUBLICANS DROOOOOL"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 31 December 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

202. by the way, another of my favorite '80s country hits was "stuck on you" by lionel richie, sadly about as far from the neo-trad-to-alt-country ascetic aesthetic as you can get.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 31st, 2005 3:32 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 1 January 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 January 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

203. drinking.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 1 January 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

204. smoking

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 1 January 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.24edge.com/images/ProdImages/f1000005.jpg

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Sunday, 1 January 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

205. girlfriend puking

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 1 January 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

206. me puking

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 January 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

207. 8 year old kid screaming at me and girlfriend: "this is not a white neighborhood"

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 2 January 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

woah!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 2 January 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

208. insomnia :(

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 2 January 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

Me too. I can't sleep at all tonight = delayed reaction NYE hangover poisoning

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 2 January 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

209. "Trapped In The Closet"

― Dan (SHUT UP, R. KELLY) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 January 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

that is a bad 12 songs

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

209. barf

― DR. O. RLY (eman), Monday, 2 January 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

210. two day hangovers

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

211. paying rent

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

212. Ian whining about paying cheap rent.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 2 January 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

"cheap"

and hey, at least i don't live in bushwick!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 2 January 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

also, keep in mind that my rent went up about $150 as a result of moving!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 2 January 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

213. digital camera pics where the foreground detail is way too dark because of no decent light source behind the camera - WHAT THE POINT?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Big fucking deal.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

214. being awake.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

215. the canonical gospels
216. having to pay postage to yell at my elected officials when my tax dollars pay for them to mail me useless crap about how theyre putting up a traffic light and proudly stifling small business

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 9 January 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

your obsessive interests that nobody understands!

except for maybe the whaling thing none of these are weird. i feel like brad fucking pitt in fight club every time i read a thread about how magical and unique ilxors all are (no offense to jbr and ian, most of whose interests i share looking at their lists!)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

HEY ALLY... YEAH.. WE LIKE SEX TOO. U R NOT SPECIAL.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

218. fags
219. women
220. rich people

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

220 OTM

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

rich people can be ok sometimes. that said,

221. me not being rich

― 2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

except for maybe the whaling thing none of these are weird. i feel like brad fucking pitt in fight club every time i read a thread about how magical and unique ilxors all are)

no, you're right when it comes to semi-edumacated internet hipster yupsters, but if/when i try to explain to EVERYONE ELSE what i'm interested in, i get nothing but blank stares.

― 2 columbus circle in 1964 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

222. Your search - " (whatever the thread is about) " - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

WOW GOOGLE SEARCH LOL fucking stupid.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

223. ILE FILM THREADS

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 January 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

224. lawyers

― account settings (account), Sunday, 22 January 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

225. electro-house

― Yawn (Wintermute), Sunday, 22 January 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

226. ILE THREADS WITH SEEMINGLY INNOCENT TITLES LIKE "AIR FRESHENER, CLASSIC OR DUD?" THAT ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT RUMPIE TAKING A CRAP. IS IT AT ALL POSSIBLE TO PUT SOME KIND OF WARNING ON HER THREADS, LIKE MAKING THEM BLINKING RED TEXT, TO LET ME KNOW IN ADVANCE THAT THINGS WITH TITLES LIKE THAT OR "GETTING TO KNOW YOU A WHOLE LOT BETTER" ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE ABOUT HER BODILY FUNCTIONS SO I CAN JUST NOT EVER, EVER CLICK ON THEM? SINCE YOU WON'T GIVE US KILLFILES. THX IN ADVANCE TO THE CODING TEAM.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't click on that thread! I had no idea

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

well, just don't. Take my word on it. I have suffered so none of you have to.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

I clicked on it just so I can tell everyone that I am v allergic to ail fresheners, glade plug-ins, etc and the only type of air freshener, per se, that I like is scented candles, and only certain scents. Like florals generally make me ill. But I just couldn't. Not after I read about...that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

i warned you all long ago

― the prophet gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

rumpie is not a person. it is a prototype programme. people should never create such things when drunk

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

I just wish there was some way of knowing before clicking on a thread. I mean...they all sound so innocent, yet are full of the devil.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

ally, the "new questions" page tells you who started each thread.

― dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

Huh. Never noticed that. Is there any other reason why that page exists besides being able to see who started the thread?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

227. http://www.kestan.com/travel/dc/dup_cir/imf_demo/Copy%20of%202804%20demonstration%20photographers.jpg

― account settings (account), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

Is there any other reason why that page exists besides being able to see who started the thread?

Yeah it's v useful to have a chronological list of threads started as well as most recently updated.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

I like rumpie just fine, but she is undoubtedly the queen of TMI.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

They make me uncomfortable in that expecting Ladies' Home Journal but it turns out I'm reading the back of Bizarre sort of way.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

there can never be enough of Dupont Circle, sorry

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

228. kate and her anglophilia

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

I never, ever use the new questions page. I don't see what would be so particularly difficult about adding the "who started this thread" feature to the new answers page.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, like you actually think they'd implement something useful?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

they could add it as a "show all details" feature.

― dancing chicken (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah maybe I will ask tho they'll never do it. I mean I don't particularly care, it's just that I read ILX while I'm waiting for shit to load and while writing up other shit and I don't wanna waste 5 seconds on that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

:'-(

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://i24.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/ab/ee/aa_1_b.JPG

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

229. the Beckettian Pazz & Jop thread (Waiting for Xgau)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

ha....why even look at that?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

230. hi-larious interoffice email exchanges cc'd to everyone

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

231. that fucking "not gonna happen" picture

― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

232. me on ILE

― Dan (Bad Idea Jeans) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Psssh, Dan, don't be silly.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

233. same as 232 except replace "you" with "me"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Dan u should post on NFL more.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I should, but that would require knowing more about the NFL than "YAY Vikings" and "I miss Carnell Lake".

― Dan (I Like To Keep My Destructive Influence Restricted To ILE) Perry (Dan Perry, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hot topics on I *heart* NFL, right now:

1. Ben Roethlisberger and how awesome and adorable he is with his internet dating and his blog and his dog, he's so hot right now.
2. A barely-NFL-related cartoon series only on TV in Jersey about kids in Jets fan gear knock-and-running cripples and reading Ulysses and shit like that.
3. Some guy, who might or might not be Phil Simms, arguing about how awesome Phil Simms is.
4. Female sports reporters and their ridiculous hats and fur coats: should Terrell Davis be forced to dress like this also?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

234. sports talk on noize board

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn that Phil Simms, always self-promotin'

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

235. jess

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

phil simms' stylus white label column is shit hot tho

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Here's basically all I have to contribute to the NFL board:

michael vick = [:
skip bayless = ]:<

danperry CUM AND POST WITH US!!!!!!!!

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Thursday, 2 February 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

236. Paunchy Stratego

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

237. people talking about their vibrators

― the petronas towers (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

238. Kenan talking about his vibrators
238a. people quoting Kenan, talking about his vibrators, on threads i read

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

239. Yes, I have done my share of vibrator repair.
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), February 2nd, 2006 2:19 PM. (kenan)

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

the goggles etc

― the petronas towers (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are these people doing to their vibrators that they be breaking them all day long.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

sticking them up their slutginas

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

sitting and spinning

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes kenan forgets it's still up there and takes a bath.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh c'mon, your average vibrator is not exactly a piece of precision machinery. I mean, that whole thread can still take a page from The Book of Shut the Hell Up but these things happen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

well having a vibrator break once on you, that's one thing, but kenan is implying he's done this A LOT and I find that...disturbing.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

In the interest of NOT CONTRIBUTING to the sweeping epidemic of TMI, I'll just say I'm withholding judgement.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Also, why do people buy shitty sextoys made from PVC. WHACK

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

well the thing that is really the icing on the cake so to speak is that kenan is not a woman. I mean I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that but it seems...odd.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why but I read that as "I've fixed many a vibrator FOR MY GF". Which is kind of sweet really. Totally better than stuffed animals.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

But then I hate stuffed animals. Better than...home-made baked ziti?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

240. ILE film threads. Again.

― Dan (Argh) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well if he's constantly fixing vibrators for his gfs, that brings up a whole different level of "uhhh" in my mind. I mean accidents happen but they're using the things so much that he's constantly fixing them for them??? I need to stop discussing this.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Argh.

I hate my mind.

I now have a mental image of Kenan castrating vibrators for his girlfriends.

Argh.

― Dan (Argh) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

STOP PLAYING W/THE TOYS AND STICK YOUR DICK IN, KENAN

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

castrating...vibrators...brain...exploding...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I still think it's defensible but I don't particularly want to have that conversation here. So, ENOUGH.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a499/a499.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

241. belle & sebastian.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

240. ILE film threads. Again.

http://valdefierro.com/ilc44fr.jpg

l-r: soto, morbius in brokeback mountain thread

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

242. GROWING TEETH

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

"repairing the vibrators" certainly brings new meaning to the whole "stick a screwdriver in the pee-hole" thing from the other day

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

243. post-pazz and jop navel gazing and analysis and hand wringing and doom-predicting.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I have not looked at pazz and jop and am not planning to do so, possibly ever.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

i bailed when kogan mourned the world not opening up to new possibilities because MIA finished #2 or something like that

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

244. the second coming of indie jesus, surfin' stevens.

hahah yeah kogan, hilarious - like NO FUCKING SHIT you and chuck picked half the same shit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

adam, me too!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 3 February 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

245. "When I typed in 'tiananmen' into http://www.google.cn to test the filtering..." and other nescient lowlights of modern journalism/online debate

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 February 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

dan, my therapist thanks you in advance.

I have not looked at pazz and jop and am not planning to do so, possibly ever.

how do I shot wisdom?

― rez one-bagger (haitch), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

This one's for you, Ally: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=171086

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

"I had to share."

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

"vagina of steel"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1989/posters/steel_magnolias.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

steel vadgehole-ias

― rez one-bagger (haitch), Friday, 3 February 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

kogan's awesome, jerks

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 3 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

at least that one is actually called "Ladies-Ow" on a bike website, I'm gonna figure that means crotch bruising right off the bat.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Or somebody got their tit ripped off.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I hate when that happens.

― Dan (Thank God For Velcro) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

246. messages from cybercam girls on myspace. do i just give off that vibe?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 3 February 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

kogan's awesome, jerks

whatever, he's chuck's wonder twin. SHAPE OF COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG, ACTIVATE!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer: are you a dude? if so, yes, you give off that vibe to pornsites fronting as people on myspace. You might even if you were female, depends on how bored they were that day.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

....pornsites fronting as people on myspace.

Ha ha ha you learn something everyday. I'd never heard of this (though it's not exactly suprising is it)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 3 February 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

chuck & frank are rad, blount otm about the grumpy old men squad - THEY JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Friday, 3 February 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

yes, they don't give a fuck about making outrageously stupid claims, having ears, etc.

but i can see how the grumpiness is admirable, sure.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i bailed when kogan mourned the world not opening up to new possibilities because MIA finished #2 or something like that

I did read part of that thread & got to this point.. that was it! What gets me is the assumption that making a list of stuff affects anything whatsoever, like there's a direct correlation between the calculus of one more rock critic dude & artists making good music, or bad music, or whatever.

also I clicked on the singles list & White Stripes "My Doorbell" was on there. I heard that once last week, and I've had enough. It's terrible! the hell?

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 3 February 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Hah. I had to ask people at Daddy's what "pazz & jop" meant/was, and could we eat it etc? And I felt really stupid and also lazy for not just clicking on the damn thread myself, but it was SO LOOOONG by that time and I had a bad feeling about the whole thing...and I'm so glad now that I just had Jody explain it to me, instead.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 3 February 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I've been reading P&J for 25 years and I still don't know what it is.

247. of critically acclaimed music, apparently (I've heard 6 of the top 40 albums)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

248. Critical acclaim!

― Dan (Snores) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

P+J is the yearend "best of" poll taken from some 800 scattered music critics/bloggers/writers/wiseguys that runs yearly in the New York weekly free paper 'The Village Voice'. pazz and jop is a spoonerism of "jazz and pop".

249. Overexplaining things that can be easily googled.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

pazz & jop is a spoonerism

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

250. forksclovetofu, basically.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

i should be more magnanimous, though: on a relative scale, forksclovetofu > eppy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

I like "My Doorbell." I wasn't into those guys so much, but I think they've gotten better. "Blue Orchid" was even better than that one. Anyway, I like the new piano-based tracks (there's another one they're playing on the radio now) and he sings "My Doorbell" pretty darn good - sounds like Rob Tyner at one point.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

don't walk down thqat hall, Tim

spoonerisms, in general, rule. in this case, it makes me want to puch someone.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Stencil, you're a bit of a wart. Feel free to fuck off any time now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

33 Wayne St.
Apt. 2R
Jersey City, NJ. 07302

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Old address, dude.
But feel free to post the new one if you'd like.
You want a work address as well?
Feel free to write! Feel free to drop by!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

For truly, what IS beef?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=33+Wayne+St,+Jersey+City,+NJ

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Steve, if you're going to be a troll; take the time to at least do it right.
See above.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.cn/search?hl=zh-CN&q=tiananmen&meta=

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

think J White sounds more like Plant on that one Tim (like, moreso than usual that is.) the only reason I even looked at P&J was cause I was curious about where I couple records placed -- the various high-profile jazz reissues and The White Stripes, since the latter was pretty much my favorite record of the year. I'm glad it finished high, it's definitely their masterpiece so far. but I'm sure none of my other faves -- Lee Boys, Campbell Brothers, Blood Ulmer, Otis Taylor, Anderson/Drake/Parker, George Brigman reissue -- placed anywhere other than the bottom if at all. I didn't bother checking.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

hey tofudouche, you better best be not telling me to "fuck off" on a bored that you just started posting to. assmunch.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

I am disappointed that Steve Shasta did not sign "Steve Shasta" at the bottom of the address post or the google map post :(

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

251. "tofudouche" as a conceptual entity

― Dan (Sounds Desperately Unclean) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

251 a. "tofudouche" as something actually on the shelves in a Duane Reade/Eckerd

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather have tofu up there than lysol, if I absolutely had to choose by penalty of death.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

< /Rumpie>

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Tofu is supposed to absorb the flavor of whatever you marinate it in, yes?

― Dan (And I'm Stopping Right There) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

tofunt

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22wang+box+from+the+crypt%22&spell=1

Ste

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, is that a come-on?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

What's wrong with Eppy again?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Jay: Nothing that I can see. Worm turning, etc.

And supersecretxpost to Stencil, your declaration of superiority by dint of seniority might carry more weight if you didn't rant like an undersexed high school student whenever given opportunity.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

an undersexed high school student

nope, i'll never be you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's a weird characterization of Stence: he strikes me more as a bitter old dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, ok, now that was ACTUALLY funny, as opposed to tofudouche's inside jokes to no one.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think of hstencil as old.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I almost voted for Jungle Rot, Stormy, but I had Todd Tamanend Clark, Michael Angelo, Clap, and Creme Soda over him.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really know who "forksclovetofu" is, but looking at that name makes me feel really sick.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know who or what an "eppy" is either.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really tired.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i threw one, once.

xpost

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/epipen.gif

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

hott

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

252. hstence and forks not just making out already and getting it over with.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

ilm threads where people proudly trumpet their slight deviation from some perceived rock canon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

ahhhk, id avoided that thread forever..

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Tortoise - "It's All Around You"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), February 3rd, 2006 11:28 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 3 February 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

255. There's a radio telethon going on in my building today. The phonebank is located directly underneath my studio and all of my spots recorded so far have sounded like Johnny Rivers records.

Not really a bummer, but I've had enough of it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 3 February 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

256. grout threads

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 3 February 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

so, so true

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 3 February 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

i dont like you either, tofuman.

― shadeball (chaki), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

what do i have to do to not be liked? it seems kinda fun

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

well, i banned tofudouche, so unless you really want to say goodbye, jaxon...

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

do it, bitch

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

you'll miss me when i'm gone, eating donuts and drinking beer w/o you

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

i might even do a little super bowl shuffle

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

i would take no pleasure in such a thing.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 February 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

however silly it sounds, i am now drinking a beer and eating donuts. (i had no idea i was really going to be doing this earlier today)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 February 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

257. The EMP Pop Conference

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 4 February 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

258. Interweb sock puppetry - the first 3 posts in this thread, guess what? are all from the same person.

How come all those old musicians make such an awful music?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 5 February 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, four out of the first 6 posts.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 5 February 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

259. people starting threads to announce to a rapt public that they're UNDERWHELMED by something (*twirls finger*)

― jimmy loves maryann, jimmy wants to be her man (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

look, i was warning people about SHE WANTS REVENGE ok? god.

― shadeball (chaki), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

i was talking about the stones halftime show dude

― jimmy loves maryann, jimmy wants to be her man (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who she wants revenge is!

― jimmy loves maryann, jimmy wants to be her man (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

i know i was jk

― shadeball (chaki), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

260. people who talk about fake polo handbags vs. real gucci handbags.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

261. WHATTA PRICK

Why would you expect people who start out making less than military recruits but who have 10x as many bills to pay to be sharp or questioning - if you're shrap and/or questioning you wouldn't put yourself in that situation

-- TOMBOT (and.it.al...), January 18th, 2006 10:14 AM.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

(he's calling public school teachers stupid, in that quote)

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

More work for less pay. Yes, that sounds very sensible and not stupid at all. Thanks for pointing that out.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

shut up, moron

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

now now, boys, let's not turn into ILE.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/107164.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

262. congestion

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

263. getting yellow carded over a thread where a bunch of other people posted a lot more "taboo subjects" posts than I did. Fuck you too, dudes.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me, i could unlock is a new Streets album coming out?

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

otoh, why bother

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay wot thread?

― gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

264. momus, on anything

yeah whatchoo talkin' bout, allyzay?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

300. people who can't take joke on internets

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

266. PAPERWORK

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

267. My fucking dumbass doctor.

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

after foolishly opening the betty friedan thread and then coming here to scream, i'll second momus....germaine greer?..whatever cap'n.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

tombot is like the lego guy in my high school that used to wear camo everyday and talk about everquest all the time and yell insults at the music nerds (me).

― shadeball (chaki), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

i like tombot. he's not a bad guy, even though he is absurdly opinionated.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

268. ironic fox news watching

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

i like him too

― shadeball (chaki), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

i unilaterally support tombot.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

he's not a bad guy, even though he is absurdly opinionated.

Oh. You mean that guy.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

why isn't there a tombot appreciation thread yet

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.slateman.net/sf/art/mvc2/series1/kobun.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://pictures.fanart-central.net/t/Tombot/297048.png

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

rich people have this thing where they don't understand what not being rich is like

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

I've met Tombot. He told me I should learn Russian and work at the NSA. I bummed at least half a pack of cigarettes off him and Allyzay.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

rich people have this thing where they don't understand what not being rich is like

Are you talking about TOMBOT or Momus? :0

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, are they rich?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

269. momus on the friedan thread. jesus christ!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

270. people giving each other EMAIL ADDRESSES on slips of paper

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

271. the fuckin NFL, thank God we're free for 7 months

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/02/07/inside1-letterman.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

shit like this

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

272. shit like this

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

oops.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with email addresses on slips of paper. are we all supposed to have bluetooth chips in our BRANES or something?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha pashmina i was just coming here to grouse about that

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT SOME PEOPLE ARE NONPLUSSED BY A STONE ROSES ALBUM FROM 18 YEARS AGO

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

don weiner on that new cat power thread, whatta creep

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

how about the guy who suggested that her success was due to the fact that she maybe has rich parents

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that was a nice one, too.

granted it could be said i'm being all company man and shit, but when i first heard of the cancellation, my first thotz were "man ilm is gonna suck when it gets posted there."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Not as bad as another message board I frequent, where half the responses were "lol heroin."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

lovely.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

and i hate every "pink floyd" album,except "piper".

rofl @ tw@t.

I wonder if it's time for another ilm moronz thread.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

cat power brings out this really icky mob mentality in some people. i don't have any investment in cat power's life or career outside of liking some of her albums and a few live mp3s that i have, but i feel weirdly protective of her whenever ILM or whoever starts gang-raping her. fight the real enemy, etc.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

there is definitely a gross sort of ilmer that wriggles out of the woodwork when it comes to a certain type of female musician.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

that thread has served a purpose in that in makes me want to buy cat power's new album

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just not liking people very much lately, as a rule.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, see also c love threads passim. I just skimmed that cat power thread, and it did look pretty shit, except for dan bunnybrain.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

that thread has served a purpose in that in makes me want to buy cat power's new album

yay gear! ian johnson and i appreciate you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not a big fan, but i actually really like what i've heard off of The Greatest. sounds nice.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

can you imagine what would happen to ilm if chan made an album with courtney love (produced by yoko ono)?

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

furious masturbation, followed by severe guilt?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

but i feel weirdly protective of her whenever ILM or whoever starts gang-raping her. fight the real enemy, etc.

I don't really like her music and have thought some of her fans on ilm come across as creepy, but most of the haters on that thread were even creepier.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

# 3 albums that most people consider as classic,but you somehoe dont (33 new answers)
# Do you ever read one of Christgau's reviews and go, What the hell is he talking about? (73 new answers)
# Simon Reynolds - C or D (224 new answers)

SIGH LM

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

momus is totally trolling that friedan thread, wtf

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

threads like that almost makes me miss emma bunton and nicky wire in a banana suit.

x-post

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just read that christgau thread FUCKING TERRIBLE who the fuck are all those FUCKINg KRETINZ!!1!1! where did they come from? it's like clicking on the thread title linked to another message board altogether!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

for creepy, nothing beats that one Destroyer thread. i guess that was all the work of one person though? or two people? i had a hard time believing it was real. it was hard to figure out. reading it did give me some sort of strange contact high.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

link plz?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

what the fukc:

Bands with city names

OK, fuck this I'm going home now before I pull a jess xmas deletion frenzy on ilm, wtf. Or, cut&paste the entirety of the hax0r brothers newsletter into that question. Urgh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

bands with names
songs written by one or more people
albums with intsruments played on 'em

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

a critic said something in a review (999,000,005,555,000,086 new answers)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

MAKE A LIST OF 100 RECORDS. ANY 100 RECORDS. NO CONTEXT OR EXPLANATIONS PLEASE (10030 NEW ANSWERS)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

POX: Only ten bands or artists for the rest of your life

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

turn back you POXy fules!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

90% of all ilm threads are rubbish

(sorry gareth)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i really can't even be bothered to delete shit for roffles anymore

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

not for roffles, but for the good of us all.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i cant even look at that shit today...it makes me feel even dumber

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

MUSIC: C OR D?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

crisis of faith or death of spirit?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

OXYGEN: OVERRATED?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

here's a link, pash:

Destroyer's Rubies!

i still don't know if it's all a joke or something.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

it's like this for 400 posts:

Destroyer's Rubies makes the kids in my classroom so happy. I play it before the morning meeting and half the class sings along to some of the songs, in particular painter in your pocket. I've been teaching kindergarten for about 4 years now and no album has brought such harmony to the morning activities. Thanks Destroyer.

-- imeldasblues

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bejar is the most literate, most intelligent songwriter in music. He makes me love the english language in a way that other songwriters can't touch. No one can turn a phrase as well as this beautiful man.

-- littlepepper

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

273. scott scaring me with posts from a thread we all wish we hadn't seen

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've been teaching kindergarten for about 4 years now and no album has brought such harmony to the morning activities.

yeah, well i bet she hasn't tried my "neptunes greatest beats" comp

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

D or C: C or D? TS. For 1, press 2. For 2, press 1.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Music- Name Your Reasons Why It Is Bad And Hated

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

274. anybody (including me) talking about islam, ever. except, like, actual muslims.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to have a hard time talking about boxing then.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Q: Does a noize dude respect Chan Marshall and talk about her in a sensitive-man manner?

A: yes.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Not as bad as another message board I frequent, where half the responses were "lol heroin."

lolol

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

why is everything "creepy" to you homos? ilm-being-creepy is the new "i hate the word 'moist'".

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

the cat power thread was awful, though. That always happens. I should stay away, but I think it's shitty because there are always jerks on there who, it seems, are deeply offended by the fact that she happens to be a woman artist with some issues going on that make things difficult for her, esp. playing live. And when a guy has that, sometimes it's punk fucking rock, but at the very least people will generally show a little human decency (Low cancels tour) instead of OMG BITCH IS CRAZY, but hot, but dude, she's crazy.

It's so weird because I liked her music before I knew a thing about whatever her persona is supposed to be, and the only other person I know who likes her music is my best friend who pays zero attention to show reviews/music press in general.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

there are definitely some dudes on ILM whose hostility is limited certain female artists that are not aiming specifically at a male audience.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I find it funny that the only untouchable women on ILM are Girls Aloud and Former S'club member Rachel Stevens.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

For the Britishers, at least.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

for 'mericuns it's prolly shakira.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. they like rock music but they want everything to be all professional and businesslike. it's like independent films that want to be edgy and different but only within certain very strict parameters. I guess it's easier when artists can do that but if they can't they can't, and I don't blame her.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

275. http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/reg/bnr_07.jpg

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

"there are definitely some dudes on ILM whose hostility is limited certain female artists that are not aiming specifically at a male audience."
this is true, and it reminds me somewhat of a point sinkah made once, that ppl use the fact that (say) courtney love is a fundamentally horrible human being to say some really misogynist stuff about her w/o consequence.

still, i find it pretty hard to care what some virginoids on ILM think about wimmin, and i also don't begrudge anyone the opportunity get mean laffs at the expense of an easy target cuz christ knows i do enough of it myself.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/av-1.gif

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

the "real" ade comes out at last, bleeding heart liberal.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

this is the only thread all day that's made any sense

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

im regualrly amazed by the way gender gets talked about on ilm...to the point where i am now again really obsessed with gender and music questions...i got into thinking i could stop considering questions which ILM has brought to the fore in a whole new way. and at the same time, i'm just going to keep on ignoring most of the whole mess over there

― yew fecking kent (bbrz), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

276. my meatloaf addiction

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

Cat Power live = 8 bucks down the drain. Shouldn't everyone be happy now that your local venue will now have an extra night to book a real band who wants to be there and entertain you and not some indie rock princess playing the whimpering psycho card?

-- adam (hexenductio...), February 7th, 2006 2:34 PM.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

this is the only thread all day that's made any sense

RACCOON PENIS BONES

― Dan (Just Sayin') Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer, the food or marvin lee aday?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

"276. my meatloaf addiction"

i made really good meatloaf the other nite. i was surprised at how good it came out. Beth Parker will tell you. She couldn't stop raving about it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

277. political commentary consisting entirely of fictional scenarios a la "24" or some other shit. y'know, like, "would you torture a dude if he knew when/where al qaeda was blowin' up some shit?" read less tom clancy, dorks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

278. The new animals

― Kratos doesn't wear a shirt. If he doesn't, I don't. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

which new animals are these?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

meet the new animals!

― Kratos doesn't wear a shirt. If he doesn't, I don't. (in Europe) (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer, the food or marvin lee aday?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 7th, 2006.

the food

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

my mom just makes really, really good meatloaf.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

my meatload addiction habe only begun

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I read (some of) that destroyer's rubies thread. WTF. It must be some random googler thing, like the dave matthews thread, right? I'd never even heard of them.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

279. people who cling to ridiculous, ridiculous, completely insane lies instead of just owning up to douchebaggery.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I'm going to have to ask you what that's in reference to, Ally.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing important, to be honest, I just have received what is, by all manners of researching, a completely ridiculous, ridiculous, virtually tech-impossible "oh well must be a BUG, yes that's the ticket" explanation for something that happened on a computer, instead of the person just owning up that they did it. And they're standing by their story when really no one in their right mind would believe this, which I'm not sure if it is an attempt to completely insult my intelligence...or if this person just has some kind of serious psychological issues or something. Because, really. I wasn't born in a pumpkin patch!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

280. GIRLS

― TONY HARRISON (ddb), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't born in a pumpkin patch!!

You also didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

281. DDB OTM
282. MOMUS

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.afunk.com/cabbage/pictures/004.jpg

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha is there even a such thing as a turnip truck? In my day, I had to walk uphill both ways to get turnips, we didn't have "trucks".

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

283. UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

284. valentine's day candy still being expensive

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

a week from today it won't be!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'll say it again: MOMUS ON THE FRIEDAN THREAD. Holy shit.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm not going within 10 feet of that thread. But I'll be happy to buy up all the french mint chocolates from the drugstore next week!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

mmm... discount whitman's samplers! the best part of v-day, without a doubt.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

only rivalled by post-easter cadbury eggzzzz

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

actually clicking on ILE/M when the only bits worth reading are the ones that get laughed at on the Noize Board & Aja/Dante

― fake alext, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

is it time for me to post my "why did the feminist cross the road?" series of jokes on the freidan thread?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

only rivalled by post-easter cadbury eggzzzz
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Today 10:39 AM. (orion) (later)

cabury creme eggs. so SO good. especially frozen.

most easter eggs are actually out of date chocolate, or so a former employee of cadbury told me.

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

What's "date chocolate"? I only like Russel Stover's french mints, none of those eggy things for me (more for Ian!).

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

out-of-date. probably melted down excess valentines or christmas candy, no?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oooohhh, I was patching up that sentence to read "are made out of date chocolate". Stupid brain. What else have we had enough of?

287. Woefully unpresentable apartments

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Huh. I am finally looking at the Freidan thread and I don't get what all the fuss is about. And I'm a feminist! I don't think most people replying to Momus are really paying close attention to what he's saying. He doesn't help himself by some of the "women aren't good at technical stuff" comments, that's just red meat which causes others to get super angry & stop responding to anything else. But if I understand him properly, I agree with his criticism of dominant values in Western culture & the idea that masculinity is prob far more f'ed up right now.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oooohhh, I was patching up that sentence to read "are made out of date chocolate". Stupid brain.

see? hyphens ARE useful! :-)

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

daria, he's arguing for social roles. he wants people to know their station.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

There ARE a lot of people on the Friedan thread who annoy me. I give up, though.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

288. dragging arguments from other threads onto had enough thread, heh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha touche

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

289. hyphens

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

290. Hymens

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

291. more rules

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

292. dar1a g peanut gallery

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9P8eAVCvvf8ErM:www.peteykins.com/June05/images/Peanuts.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

293. cubicles

― Dan (WHERE'S MY FUCKING OFFICE???????) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even have a cubicle you dick

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

TS: shiftdesk vs. pit

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha Jon, when I was your age I had a private office with a window! Why oh why did I leave that job???????

― Dan (Stupid Money-Chasing Idiot) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

do momus and nabisco have jobs?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

294. CARS

― shadeball (chaki), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

does any top 10 ILX poster?

My first real job I had two -- count em two -- offices, with windows in each. One for each building I was in charge of IT for. But that was working for a University, so .. there you go. gimme the $$$$ over a private office ANY damn day of the week.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think most people replying to Momus are really paying close attention to what he's saying.

I strongly got that impression as well. Some of what he says, once you push through all the "provocative" fluff, seems reasonable, even thoughtful. Obviously, a lot of it is just trolling-with-a-better-vocab, too. Some of the ppl arguing with him, they just seem to be taking the "momus do you like hitler" approach from the get go.

I think that in a sense, many of the people on that thread.... even though they are "winning" the argument, they're still getting pwnd by momus, in a way.

I tend to avoid such threads, even though they sometimes make for interesting reading, because I can't articulate what I think of feel well enough, and then I just get pissed off, and start flaming on ppl.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

think or feel, that should say.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I could talk about my issue with that thread but it's really boring and at the end of the day I just miss arguing with Momus.

― Dan (Stop Trying To Rain On My Parade) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

You are at least funny with it, though, Dan!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 February 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

295. pashmina ignoring 288.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

:( sorry stence.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

296. thread nazis!

i have an office!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

seig heil, allyzay!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

I have an office, too! It even looks like a bunker!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I liked when I had a office with a window instead of a fluorescently lit cubicle. But yeah, this job pays better and isn't a non-stop madhouse, so there are advantages...

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I used to have the world's largest desk at my old job. Seriously, you could house refugees in that thing. I never figured out why they gave me such a gargantuan desk.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

297. jessica fuckin' hopper:

Al and I hit Hamza Walker's paper presentation "Generational Dislocations: The Strange Case of Raymond Pettibon and Charles Manson" on Tuesday. It was an hour long and it was about 60% manson, 30% pettibon and %10 breakdown of the construct of irony and multivalent meaning. Walker contends that Pettibon's Manson work, which was his most consistant subject, of which he made 11 fanzines about, is about punk reacting to the sixties hangover, to the stagnation and hippy ill bequesthed to the next gen of youth culture, and that "the sixties last until Reagan" -- but mostly it is about how every generation resents the one before, and for Californians, that was Manson and his followers -- sooooo after the hour long powerpoint presentation that included MUCH asides on Mansonsonia -- theory and fact, the questions came. Just as I was raising my hand to say/mention/remind sir dude that, if in fact the Manson murders signalled the death of the sixties, as Didion suggests, then that completely rearranges Pettibon's Manson-trope into a reaction of another kind, maybe even one of mocking. Just as my hand went up, Walker said he disagreed with Didion and then quoted Vincent Bugliosi, about how Manson/the trials and crime would define the next thirty years, and the kid in the row in front of me interupted and was, like me, a touch incredulous about Bugliosi being a more valuble cultural reader, being a better barometer because he was Manson's lawyer, puh-leeze -- and Walker came back with a murmured "well, he's a first-hand source" and left it at that. I thought that was weak.

bugliosi wasn't manson's lawyer, but the prosecutor of the case, dummy. and joan didion's a hack. sheesh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i miss having a job. ok, not so much because my job sucked and i didn't even have my own cubicle, but my bank account misses having a job, and i'm getting a teensy bit bored (even though i have tons of shit to do).

xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

didion isn't a hack. sheesh.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok, not as much as pauline kael, for sure, but i'm not a huge fan. i find her mostly full of facile observations for the npr/nytimes set, not much actual engagement with culture/society, etc., etc. sorry, just one dumb dude's opinion.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

not much actual engagement with culture/society

now, that's just nuts!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

maybe. everything i've read (only a few things, admittedly) seem like cultural "observations" without much to back them up, like anecdotes that don't seem like uh real anecdotes. anyway, i take back the hack tag for didion. hopper, on the other hand, is one, totally.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

hopper needs to learn about periods.

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i mean punctuation periods, not..

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I second didion is not a hack! sorry stence

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) It's called a blog.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

don't matter where it's at, she's a crappy writer/thinker. dunno about dresser, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

think Hamza Walker is one of the guys who runs Locust and/or programs the concert series for LAMPO, something like that? in which case he's automatically contributed like bazillions more to cultural life in this city than that Sufjan-luvin transplant

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

298. discussing 297 on this thread

― Dan (Jaymc OTM) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

yes, dat's hamza walker. he's awesome.

dan otm.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.otmtech.com/images/pict_otm_sensor.gif

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

don't matter where it's at, she's a crappy writer/thinker. dunno about dresser, tho.

and perhaps dj. We dj'd a party together. She was playing records and was strangely condescending, said something like "i hope you play dance music" or "I hope you can keep them dancing" or something. I guess she thought I was some indie-dude djing for the first time or something.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

the sixties never died, man. viva Altamont

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

299. misinterpretation/misunderstanding of "noise" as a musical genre.
300. mischaracterization of non-noise bands as "noise."
301. ilm in general, of course.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

302. that danish cartoon thread (tho voltron pic and logistical beatdown might increase "can't get enough" status?)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

303. cartoon controversies in general (yes, al michaels is worth only that).

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

304. stupid tech recruiters being annoying and pedantic about the tech temp spots they're trying to fill and that I need.

305. job hunting

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

306. Client for small design project at work: "We love it, but can you make these changes and do four more versions? Thanks! We love it, but can you make these changes, and do four more versions? Thanks! But.."

ARRRRGGHHH

this is what happens when you deal with committees

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

this is why you charge for revisions past a certain point and do have a set fee for the project!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

307. ...of me forgetting to turn off the view picture settings on ilx, especially when sitting in a waiting area at LAX, especially when scrolling through the funny thread and coming across the wolf necrophilia gay porn painting

― gear (gear), Friday, 10 February 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

308. ...of looking up "Singapore" on wikipedia and finding a .jpg of a "Prince Albert" glans piercing

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 February 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

309. This Is the Thread Where I Question Jon Williams About the Parentage of My Youngest Son

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 February 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

310. of roommate not giving away her ex's cats or letting them live in the house and instead making them stay in the basement all the time so they can meow lots and annoy the fuck out of me. poor kitties.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 10 February 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

311. ILM earwaxx non-sequitirs, such as mott the hoople = punk/funk

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

311!

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00024I2YU.03.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

SERENDIPPITYDO

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

this is why you charge for revisions past a certain point and do have a set fee for the project!

Not an option, unfortunately - the client is another department in the university system.

312. office politics

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

313. winter pledge drive.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

its the last day! hurrah!

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

314. "value-added" reissues of albums barely a year old.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

315. commerce

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

316. http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

317. RJG, again.

Is it some genetic predisposition that makes you a snide fucking cunt, or are you compensating for deep personal trauma?

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

joel: do tell. is this the national shit?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

of course.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

why can't i come up with a joke about adding value to The National Shit helping with the national debt?

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i love rjg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

i love rjg, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 February 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

318. bob dylan threads where the same six people feel the need to remind us that despite all their efforts they just DON'T LIKE BOB DYLAN.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

319. whenever people need to re-iterate their lack of like for an artist every time that artist comes up

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I FINALLY LIKE DYLAN!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

AND THE STONES!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

wtf dude

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I AM GUILTY OF THIS MENTIONING-HOW-I-DON"T_ LIKE-DYLAN THING> I APOLOGIZE, BROS>

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I DIDN'T LIKE THE DAN UNTIL LIKE A YEAR OR TWO AGO EITHER. OMG WTF

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

319. whenever people need to re-iterate their lack of like for an artist every time that artist comes up

ugh, i hate this. especially when it's not on "classic or dud" threads. like if it's on some news thread and then the whole thing takes a sharp derail into whether the artist sucks or not.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

i ain't gonna bash him like others on this bored but that is soooo ned in a nutshell.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

also

-bob dylan's voice still sounds good to my ears (i can think of singers who are much more grating)

-i enjoyed his victoria's secret ad campaign and i'm sure he did too... the guy gets to make money and hang out with lingerie-clad models ffs!

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 10 February 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

320. ip address resolves to a hostname with MY NAME IN IT!!!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Friday, 10 February 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

321. packing.

god, moving is a bitch.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 10 February 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

313. winter pledge drive

OTM. i got into this groove where the snooze button would lock on with the return of the pledge people. it was like Groundhog Hour.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 11 February 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

omg gabbneb that is the funniest thing i think i've ever heard!!

322. people.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 11 February 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)

323. What is the shortest average song length on an album

or were these sorts of threads last week?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 13 February 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

324. elvis costello vs. andy partridge GAAHSHUTUPSHUTUPHOWCANYOUPOSSIBLYTHINKTHISISINTERESTING

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 February 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha so OTM

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 13 February 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)

325. aaron burr?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 February 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Number 324 just inspired a 256.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Monday, 13 February 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

326. creey ET porn

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

326. creepy ET porn

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

327. double posts

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

327. double posts

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

328. Echodex - what am I doing wrong? I bought the Gold Lion on Itunes and it gives me a fuckin lame 192 kbps version - how did you get the 320 off Itunes? When I dj it makes a difference.
-- doneit1 (spamorde...), February 14th, 2006.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

329. Idiot band members. Or band member.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ mp3jay

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

330. Nose board twin peak threads

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

331. jaxon being a crank.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS PILOT DVD

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

maybe next week.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

332. friggin' black screen on different Time Warner Digital channels every friggin' day

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

333. huk-el "jokes"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i like huk

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

i do too.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't dislike but man is he unfunny sometimes! like on some sub-custos level shit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

334. Being a drunk paranoid defensive cunt. Which I apologise for, RJG.

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

335. There is enough music with danceability, thank you. Danceability kills dynamics.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 15th, 2006.

― wu-tang clan analogue (haitch), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

336. r*ck*sm, anything to do with r*ck*sm, all people who pontificate boringly about r*ck*sm, and especially, all boring cunts who only read things ppl post whilst looking thru r*ck*sm-coloured glasses. fuck 'em all fu-fu-fu-fu fuck 'em all.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

337. the idea that r*ck*sts lurk everywhere, waiting until you've let your guard down, to sneak in and take away your rachel stevens cds.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha yes.

the r*ck*st pod people. Invasion of the pop-snatchers. a kudzu-like creeping meme ... drone drone drone in tediously aggressive manner your argument is r*ck*st nonsense, for don't you know that according to ... (sound of tec 9 blatta blatta blatta hahaha one less r*ck*st theorist in the world)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I've no idea what the hell I'm on about with that last post. It makes no sense at all.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

338. p0p1sm

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

339. eurpeens talking about disco demolition night over and over and over and over and over and over again.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

340. Reactionaries.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry but right now i'm at work being force fed The Who and that fucking skynyrd "simple man" song and LIFE DOESN'T GET WORSE THAN THIS)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

341. people who don't like "simple man." that's a great song, not reactionary at all.

with you on the who, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

how are the who reactionary?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

those bands aren't reactionary fools! I was calling you guys reactionary!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

what because of disco demolition night?

the who aren't reactionary, per se, but they ain't my cup o' tea.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

342. iraq

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

343. White people
343.1 music made by white people

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh jesus christ now it's the allman brothers

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

watch it, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah for real - allmans are better than your life.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

you callous bastards, a man is suffering here!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I feel your pain!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Rock and roll! The best music ever made!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

if they play charlie daniels band, im on yr side.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe y'all would like to hear some jokes about blacks and mexicans from the morning show

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

I could get Tom Barnard to do his impression of an Asian person for you. Sooooo funny lololol

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

take it to a rockism thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

charlie daniels band reminds me of the freaks & geeks episode where they go to the planetarium thinking that it's dark side of the moon night.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

So is a racial slur more tolerable if couched in an image stence?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are you even talking about dude? just because some total boors on a morning show play good music, that doesn't mean the bands they're playing are somehow "racist," dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Just go on and lay your hand, on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan,
and I think you're gonna find you understand..."

http://bobj.us/photos/charlie_daniels_smaller_view.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i listen to npr!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I only clicked on the first link before I saw enough.

I still don't understand how Charlie Daniels became a racist because of this.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say shit about Charlie Daniels. However.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i only brought up charlie daniels because i think he sucks.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Have you ever lived down in the ghetto?
Have you ever felt the cold wind blow?
If you don’t know what I mean,
Won’t you stand up and scream?
’cause there’s things goin’ on that you don’t know.

Too many lives they’ve spent across the ocean.
Too much money been spent upon the moon.
Well, until they make it right
I hope they never sleep at night
They better make some changes
And do it soon.

They’re goin ruin the air we breathe
Lord have mercy.
They’re gonna ruin us all, by and by.
I’m telling you all beware
I don’t think they really care
I think they just sit up there
And just get high.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

not a huge c. daniels fan but i got nothin' against "devil went down to georgia" if only i have to hear it about once every 5 years or so.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, it's better than "american pie."

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

339. eurpeens talking about disco demolition night over and over and over and over and over and over again.

340. eurpeens (and australians) talking about america

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

ugh! Devil Went Down To Georgia is my least favorite song EVER and this time I'm not lying!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

341. americans talking about yerp n iRaq

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

yes but have you ever heard it as part of a laser light show, ally?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

342. talking, in general.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

No! That sounds like my definition of torture! The kind of thing you come out of all like, "Why don't I play a little solitaire" if you know what I mean!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

343. Work

― Dan (Fuck You, Job) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

i like the charlie daniels band. he has some pretty kick ass songs.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Charlie Daniels invented hip-hop.

― legendary wakeboarder Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with allyzay

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

and the allman bros are good!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'd totally listen to kqrs

http://images.radcity.net/5162/1315467.gif

is this Pharell w/a wig?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, if none of y'all have been subjected to the KQRS morning show, take it easy on Dan I....you ain't walked a mile in his radio listening shoes.

altho skynyrd and allmans are cool.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe that businesses actually buy time on that station with crap like that on their website.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

344. http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/bc57ce57-7411-48df-93bb-8dde7ac6c94b.widec.jpg

(actually i don't know if i've "had enough" of it, i just couldn't think of anywhere else to post this)

― kanye twitty (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, if none of y'all have been subjected to the KQRS morning show, take it easy on Dan I....you ain't walked a mile in his radio listening shoes.

OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM

― Dan (Death's Too Good) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 February 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

345. construction workers behind our house constantly hammering and banging things at all hours. this shit has been going on for years! finish the damn houses already!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

346. TEHRESA NOT CALLING ME BACK
347. NYU NOT PAYING ME UNTIL APRIL FUCK YOU

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

i got your message at like 10 pm and you know i'm not good at phones! :(( when is a good time for you? i will call you today!

why aren't they paying you til april!? those bastards!!!!!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

IN THE EVENING IS GOOD

NYU IS ON A MONTH PAY SCHEDULE AND PAYROLL DIDN'T GET ME IN BEFORE DEADLINE

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

That sucks.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Fuckers. Ask for a cash advance -- your boss HAS to understand that previously unemployed people can't possibly live for TWO MONTHS with no paycheck!! Hell, who can?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

When I asked payroll at the time I submitted my paperwork (way ahead of the date it was supposed to be in) they acted like I was an asshole for evening asking if this MIGHT happen. I want to go pound that fucking office gnome's face in.

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

348. being bored and looking up people from high school on myspace - worst idea ever.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

wha happen?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i HAVE DEFINITELY had enough.

where is my hulk suit?

i want to bash.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

349. warehouses
350. shitty delivery companies who don't do inside delivery even when it's paid for
351. shitty delivery guys who when they finally do inside delivery fuck everything up and make it 100000x harder than it has to be

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

sorry joel! :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

don't blame yourself, blame 01d d0m!n!0n fr3!6ht 1!n3, !nc.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

352. people making me do my job when im trying to prep for an interview for a new job

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

353. Girls who tuck ass-word sweatpants into Uggs.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

01d d0m!n!0n

they suck. one of my old companies switched to them once (why?) and deliveries ended up missing or broken all the time.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit! that's good info to know. thanks, tr.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Girls who tuck ass-word sweatpants into Uggs.

I saw a girl wearing those a year ago on Thayer St.. the pants said JUICY (as in couture). She also had a trucker hat, and a Vuitton bag.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 16 February 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

and this was in 98-99!

nemf seemed ok, at least on the getting things delivered in one piece front.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 16 February 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Girls who tuck ass-word sweatpants into Uggs.

This is on the wrong thread

― Codename: Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

CONFESSION: ...I used to listen to KQ on the way to school. I liked Stretch, I think.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

Are any of the rest of you a little tired of people who post to the "what do you look like now?" threads who post variations of THE SAME FREAKING PICTURE EVERY GODDAMNED TIME?

Maybe I'm just being mean.

-- luna (lunace...), February 10th, 2006 12:15 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

"I guess no one thought my picture was grebt. That's okay, I'm used to it."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 February 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

354.

It's funny because when "Sk8er Boi" came out, I was like, she's done, there's no way she can have any more singles as catchy as this. Boy, was I wrong.

-- Harpal (harpalass...), February 16th, 2006.

I'm enjoying the phrase "guitar-heavy softrock." Sort of like Slade and the Dolls and the Sex Pistols and Nirvana (only dif between softrock and loudrock being that the former sounds good). (Don't mind me, I'm just being a troll.)

Her chords are sometimes more goth than Slade-Dolls-Pistols-Nirvana, though.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), February 16th, 2006.

― latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Friday, 17 February 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

355. Flashmobs

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 February 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/02/04/pillowfight_close_orange_hair500x333.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 February 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg i forgot about flashmobs. i thought that was like 2001.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 February 2006 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

356. stupid bitch had her foot "stuck" in a subway door and didn't take it out.

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Friday, 17 February 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

357. Ice Capades aka Winter Olympics

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

358. Watching super tough skating coach yelling at his protege at the Olympics.. hard to watch without laughing as the skater had a bejeweled bolero jacket on.

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Friday, 17 February 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

359. people who come on total joke/comedy threads to make address serious points that no one else has made any contention with to begin with. NO ONE CARES. SHUT UP.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

400. friend requests from hardcore bands:

http://myspace-361.vo.llnwd.net/00259/16/33/259123361_m.gif

― latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha they look goddamn awful.

You should soundtrack the clip with something by talulah gosh or the field mice for added roflz

The only innapropriate band friend requests we get are from goths:
http://myspace-199.vo.llnwd.net/00384/99/14/384464199_m.jpg

I let these ones thru, but binned all the others since then.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Albums with the biggest rating difference between pitchfork and allmusic.who wins?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 17 February 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

not a huge c. daniels fan but i got nothin' against "devil went down to georgia" if only i have to hear it about once every 5 years or so.

dude, you don't know how good you got it.

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Friday, 17 February 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Jon what's your position @ the university?

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 17 February 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

361. libertarians

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 17 February 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

are those ppl on that pfm/allmusic thread serious?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 17 February 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Pitchforkmedia and Western Political and Economic Hegemony

― inert false cat (sleep), Friday, 17 February 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

word. so bad.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 17 February 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

strongo--if you're listening--you know what to do.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 17 February 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is there some kind of strongo bat signal?

― Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 February 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lohanpictures.com/candid/2004_july_miami/1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 17 February 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i'd cum out of hiding for that too

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 February 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

holy.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celebstation.org/actresses/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_bikini_paparazzi_04072603.jpg

― gear (gear), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

why does she have ketchup on her beverage tray?

― Lenny and Squiggy Present Lenny and the Squigtones (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6658/star00042cs.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

everything above the sleeves is hot in this pic, but those (non-existent) hips, those stick legs, those shoes! gah

http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/2038/star00124lk.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://liquidgeneration.com/blog/uploaded_images/lindsay-lohan-toothpick03-745297.jpg

― gear (gear), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

helluva drug, etc.

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Saturday, 18 February 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

362. of the noize board turning into Stereogum

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Saturday, 18 February 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

boner

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 18 February 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

363. my mod powers being stripped of me

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

364. People thinking Lindsay is hot when there's women like Scarlett Johansson around.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

or Chulpan Khamatova or Sabine Timoteo, etc

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

"363. my mod powers being stripped of me"

serves you right. my acid ant thread that you deleted was going to be huge! damned anti-acid ant grimecore weirdos.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 18 February 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

365. SCARLETT JOHANSSON

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

366. woebot

― tom west (thomp), Saturday, 18 February 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

367. british people on the noize board

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

People thinking Lindsay is hot when there's women like Scarlett Johansson around

I knew there was something I liked about Dan!

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

"364. People thinking Lindsay is hot when there's women like Scarlett Johansson around."

U MEAN FAT CHICKS?

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

365. being sober. what's the point?

― i always wondered where my mandibula was! (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

366. people caring about when the fucking guns and roses album is gonna come out. those leaked tracks are retarded

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

jbr otfm!!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry adrian, I do not understand your sense of humor.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

Jess deleted Skot's great "General Hospti-Tale" thread .... at 7:00 am in the morning on a Saturday ? life ?

― Shani Davis (diamond), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha yr posting at 3 am to question it?

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 February 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

367. having to walk up and down all the goddamn hills in this city at 1:30 am in the freezing fucking cold

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 February 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

367a. peeing on a garden gnome

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 February 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

i vote that 367a. gets moved to LET'S AGREE THAT WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

i pissed on some stairs last night.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

people used to piss in the elevator in my old apt building. ew.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

alex in nyc

― gear (gear), Sunday, 19 February 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

that damn little kid commercial that talks about kicking someone in the penis. so sick of hearing it.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 20 February 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

370. new york city.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 20 February 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

340. eurpeens (and australians) talking about america

371. decisions

― terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 20 February 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

gareth, you don't count. you've actually BEEN to america.

― i always wondered where my mandibula was! (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 February 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i wasn't going to be able to do any more roadtrip planning questions for a minute

― terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 20 February 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

372. some defensiveness

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

373. bureaucracy

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 February 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

372. some defensiveness

you're talking about me, right? chill the fuck out. i haven't had my morning coffee yet.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 20 February 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

; )

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 February 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

374. rocket_scientist, whatta blowhard

― SnakeShit ;] (eman), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

375. i love books

hly crap, what a pretentious pack of fools

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

good god, i keep staring at that coked-out lohan photo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

i poopi thee!
-s!

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

375. i love books

when scott seward starts a thread it's good, some cool posters like tokyo rose lauren & laurel pop in...otherwise should change its name to I Loved Graduate School.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

ILB isn't nearly what it could/should be. I dunno why not. Someone smarter than me but who also has a sense of humor needs to take it in hand and be good and clever w/o talking over people. Although to be fair any time you start discussing a subject in detail there's going to be stuff that's not common knowledge for everyone else. Which is why I don't read I Love Comix.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

there are cool people who post on I Love Books. Oystein! He's the coolest. I miss some of the people who don't post there anymore though. Like Mikey and Vermont Girl. and others. I don't post there that much anymore just because I have no time to read books! for real.i have a hard enough time finding moments to write. but, yes, it can get a bit, um, dry at times. not a lot of debate or back & forth. there needs to be less polite "I concur!" moments and more lit battles. like i said though, i'm not there that much, so i should talk. or maybe not even battles, i don't know, something. i think a lot of regulars there like it kinda quiet though, so...

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

x-post with laurel. and laurel is right.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

i made a really huge effort when i started ilb to get feisty and smart ile and ilm people to hang out there cuz i thought some of that fighting spirit would be good with book talk, but most stayed away in droves and the people who did show up, most of whom are very pleasant and well-read, just wanted something different is all.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Every time I look in there I just feel completely out of my depth.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Which isn't a criticism of it, obviously, it just makes me feel a bit dim!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather have it quiet than have it turn into ILM, ie lists of titles. The "what are you reading" thread teeters on that sometimes, and then people rescue it by writing nice big colorful paras about their books and why they're interesting to them and what other thing it reminds them of and so on.

There's not nearly enough idea-swapping, though. I want people to be brilliant so I can soak up the background w/o having to go to grad school, myself!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha well, I just restated my "Conrad is an irredeemable racist" stance on the "What are you reading this month?" thread, so maybe something interesting will come out of that.

― Dan (Seriously, Fuck _Heart Of Darkness_) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

376. my charming future in laws continually dropping the anti-yankee slurs and then acting stunned when I finally tell them off over it.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

376a. also lengthy diatribic emails utilizing the anti-yankee sarcasm (to the point of being about two stops away from funny spic or jew humor, that always goes over well) and then in-laws acting stunned when their son tells them to go to hell.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

in fact let's just make 377-400 Ann and Roy Millar.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I'd rather have it quiet than have it turn into ILM, ie lists of titles."

yeah, yikes, no, i don't want that either.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, are they aware that this is 2006? The mother of one of my exes is from the Deep South and she LOVES me. Like, to this day. Yankee nuthin'. Of course she's not batshit certifiable, but you can't have everything.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I've never heard of 90% of the authors discussed! unlike the noize board or ILM on a good day there's something impenetrable about the obscurity, it just makes me feel inadequate rather than sending me off to the library. and I always feel like a middlebrow simpleton posting abt the contemporary non-fiction books I tend to read.

there have been heated moments of debate/dispute on ILB, tho not oftem. just get Ann Sterziner started on Martin Amis...

xpost (allyzay re:inlaws you've got to BREAK EM IN - keep it up!)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh Ally, I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

― Dan (What Is It About Tennessee?) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

also, with the give & take, there is always that lag-time that hinders any give & take on ILB (cuzza the number of posters). not an i love film lag-time like:

"oh yeah?!"

6 weeks later

"Yeah!"

but a smaller one of a day or so sometimes.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I dunno I mean I've certainly never said anything to them to indicate that I think in a similar fashion about them. I have no fucking idea. Did I mention this email diatribe was the result of--I shit you not--Tom and I asking them to please substitute seared tuna for grouper on our rehearsal dinner menu (which they did not see fit to discuss with us prior to creating). ?????????????? YES OBVIOUSLY WE WANT TO EAT SOMETHING WE LIKE BECAUSE WE THINK YOU'RE HICKS???????????????? WTF does that even mean?

Horrible, batshit insane harpy. She's to the point where she's stopped sending "I'm sorry you and Tom are too stupid to understand what I want" emails and has resorted to "I'm sorry I'm even alive" types of bullshit. ME TOO, YOU HORRIBLE CUNT. ME TOO.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"just get Ann Sterziner started"

oof

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

whoa allyzay I misunderestimated yr in-laws insanity. but weddings are fraught and frightful up until the big day, hopefully things will cool out some after the blessed event. you are setting a precedent of standing up for yourself which in my exp is key for future relations. good luck

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

ally, at least your inlaws don't say you are CONTROLLING Tom and that they know this because you are sending them SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES that say so.

this is what my sister's future parents-in-law believe. they actually stated it. out loud. in front of witnesses.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

whoa. They do believe that to be the case, and have said so rather blatantly, but not because I have transmitted subliminal messages. Now that's really batshit. I mean like what kind of messages?????? That's nuts.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously how does your sister deal with these people? I really need to know because I basically emailed the lot of them last night and called off the wedding. Statement of which hasn't exactly "taken" since she still went ahead and emailed me melodramatic claptrap about how she's sorry she ever existed and makes everyone so miserable or whatever.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

I think you need to blank her. Just ignore everything she says/writes.

― Dan (Easier Said Than Done, I Know) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I bet I get married, one day

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dan has the right idea? It sounds like an awful situation.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Jon what's your position @ the university?

"Web Programmer"

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

If by "blank her" you mean "16 in the clip and one in the hole" etc then I am with you??

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

see, my sister's future mother-in-law doesn't do the guilt trip apoology thing. she is just insane. they used to LOVE my sister, but after she and their son had been dating about a year and a half and he was about to move out of town (mind you she was moving too, but to a different town), they started to get this whole complex. i think it's because he is grown up and living his own life and they can't control him anymore. so they blame my sister. they've gotten completely insane... to the point of stalking and harrassment. my sister even had to call the cops on them once when they were all still in houston.

anyway, now, her boyfriend is trying to work things out with his parents (the stuff about my sister "controlling him" and sending subliminal messages was said in a counseling session), but they're not really very responsive or open to compromise. even his grandparents think his parents are being nuts, and they've gotten his little brother and sister in on the crazy, too. so, for the most part, they just live their life and go along with their plans, and take the crap from his parents with a grain of salt. luckily (funny word choice) my father's mother hated my mother and made her life hell before the wedding, so my parents are good with support in this situation. they've met with ira's childhood rabbi, who knows his parents and who basically said, 'they are crazy. just continue with your plans.' i think that's basically the best advice. i know it's hard when you don't have full support from all parties, but if you and tom love each other and want to get married, you'll make it work, even with the hassles of crazyfolk.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

No no no that's not what I mean!

― Dan (Where By "No" I Mean "Don't Get Caught") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

this kids had enough

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/16160/Kid_Has_No_Patience.html

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's because he is grown up and living his own life and they can't control him anymore.

DING DING DING DING DING! Please don't tell me I have absolute psychosis to look forward to once all is said and done with the wedding!! OMG that's just ridiculous, that whole story. Calling the cops! Did they move away very far, at least?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

401. OF JOEL WHINING

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

402. of clicking reload every 3 seconds :(

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, he's in dc now and his parents are in houston. he just went back to houston last week to play a concert and my sister met him there so they had lots of fun...

anyway, i think since they are actually attempting to assist in wedding plans, you're better off already!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wow, if my in-laws ever went crazy I would probably get locked up because the impulse to toy with them might overwhelm me.

― Dan ("Ah Yes, The Modchip In Her Brain Is Functioning Nicely Now!") Perry (Dan P, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha and that is why i love dan ah yes the modchip in her brain is functioning nicely now! perry!!!!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

403. roommates
404. being held momentarily in the station by a red signal
405. vegetarians

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha if by "attempting to assist in wedding plans" you mean dictate to ensure they get top billing over all comers including bride and groom, and then, when told they have to compromise, trying their hardest to destroy, yes they are assisting :D

Eh I guess ignoring them is the best way, like Tom said it's like trying to extract water from a stone, trying to make peace with them and explain what exactly is wrong.

Thanks everyone for listening!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

vols fans are kinda fucking nuts plus who the fuck wears that much orange. anyhow

406. LOSING TEXTBOOKS

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

you'll be alright. my dad's mother called my mother's mother the day before their wedding and told her her daughter was a whore and that she was going to call the priest and tell him not to marry them, and then she and his sister took a trip to hawaii instead of coming to the wedding. this year my parents will celebrate their 28th anniversary :-)

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!! that just made me think of that Martha Stewart movie, with Cybill Shepard, where is r/z? "I'm calling your mother and telling her daughter is a WHORE!" Hahaha that's brilliant actually.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha that's kinda awesome actually - 'fuck this - we're going to hawaii'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

awesome in the sense that they are crazy and thus ruined any kind of relationship i would ever have with them...

that martha stewart movie was freaking awesome! they made a sequel i think, about the prison and stuff, but i didn't see it :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I didn't see it either, but I think that existed! I remember Cybill Shepard running around on tv in an ~~Vols jumpsuit~~prison outfit!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

when the original aired, we taped it, then my sister (who went through a martha phase in 7th grade), friend, and i did a power hour while we watched. it was most entertaining.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

407. oprah jerking off anderson cooper

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

408. my lack of TiVo!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

409. martin's funk thread. i have the complete opposite taste as that man.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Jaxon's Hygiene Thread

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

STEVE'S LOVE THREAD

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

;-D

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

ally you make me feel better about my tennessee in-laws. they are vol-fan bush-cheney enthusiasts who keep giving us gift subscriptions to national review, and ok my mother-in-law has read the entire 'left behind' series, but they're mostly very nice about having a yankee commie pinko in the family. which is good, cuz there's a lot of them. (i lose track after the first-cousins-once-removed.) anyway, you have my sympathies.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and 410. chad crybaby hedrick.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

holy pre-wedding stress CRAZIES ally. sheesh and jeez even. hang in there. weddings and funerals and births bring out the moon bats with their tonka trucks and disposable, blow up hearts. ignoring is a good thing.

and i can relate to gypsy mothra's comments too... being married to 'bama/auburn rivalries is not much different than vol-ness. it has it's bizarre "did he actually just say that?" moments... but when everybody's not flipping out, shit is cool.
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to say "Good Luck" to the newlyweds and things will work out with a little patience and understanding.

One love,
Steve Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

moon bats?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

"409. martin's funk thread."

sadly, i stopped reading it. great idea though. i just felt like disagreeing with so much of what he writes would be rude or something. he seems like a nice guy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

exactly.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

411. Not one but two people I have played it for over the years have wept at it on first listen.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

412. "[the holocaust] certainly is unique in that its basically the only genocide which claimed such a large proportion of middle class european victims"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

213. women.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

moon boots?

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

man boots?

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

412. "[the holocaust] certainly is unique in that its basically the only genocide which claimed such a large proportion of middle class european victims"

ok where is that from

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

never mind

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

moontits.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

414. getting old

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

415. being young

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

it'll slip through your grasp before you know it

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ugh yeah soon you'll just be tired all the time and sitting around watching Seinfeld reruns and chatting about cats.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

also: not being able to eat pancakes and lasagna for 3 days without getting sick

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

are you spying on me?!?!?!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

Rolling top 40 discussion thread, nr2.

lol 2006 amirite
Bland silver-tonsilled rapechild Shayne Ward clocks up a second week at number two, and similarly "My crazy dad, what will he get up to next! Oh, die of a heart attack" funsters Nizlopi remain at #2.

Highest new entry sees Hard-Fi decide money is a "good thing" at #14, and that's the sole new entry. However, post Xmas singles sales and download madness see re-entries for some old warhoses, including James Blunt at 16, Sugababes at 19, Kanye at 29, Kelly Clarkson at 36, Coldplay at 37, and the Kaisers at 39. 23 weeks on the chart for Daniel Powter. He's going to break half a year, isn't he?

Eminem holds on to #1 in the album charts, with Led Zeppelin's "Four Symbols" debuting at a majestic #40. Rock music, amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 1st, 2006.

For your consideration - stylus' 2005 singles list

More like weakly, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 9th, 2005.

Girls Aloud - Chemistry

More like the Shittettes amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 20th, 2005.

If ILM were the Grammy committee, who would win?

lol more like lost-cd soundssyemm, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), February 9th, 2006.

Pitchfork: Top 50 Albums

morelike PERPETUA-TE, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 20th, 2005.

You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means

More like trope and onions, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 10th, 2005.

NME: the final straw

More like Ricky Lolton, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 21st, 2005.

NME: the final straw

Someone from We Are Scientists
More like "We Are Rubbish", amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 21st, 2005.

Anyone get the new wire with lightning bolt on the cover

More like a fork feller, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 26th, 2005.

Will Young - Keep On

More like Blac Part-gay, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 22nd, 2005.

THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

You spelt "amirite" wrong.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 7th, 2005.

everybody's favorite: pitchfork writer fucks up

morelike "niggers are scared of new pop", amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 9th, 2006.

the raconteurs (jack white + brendan benson)

lol morelike rac-cunt-ters, amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 30th, 2006.

OK, so who amongst us is popping out lunchtime to buy the Arctic Monkeys album?

lol morelike COW SIZED amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 25th, 2006.

For your consideration - stylus' 2005 singles list

It should obviously have had the opening line "Mariah Carey may be no LCD Soundsystem, but she sure has a thing or two over Helen Love, amirite?"
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 7th, 2005.

Girls Aloud - Chemistry

hang on barima are you saying that rachel stevens sounds good on the dancefloor
lol attic moneys amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 15th, 2005.

For your consideration - stylus' 2005 singles list

i never thought i'd say this, but i really am glad i live in a world undefined by gay-ass europop dance mixes and pop-rap'n'b.
lol pitchfork amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 10th, 2005.

For your consideration - stylus' 2005 singles list

Should Passantino be allowed to know that Ryan Pitchfork has a beard now?

amirite?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 7th, 2005.

Sister Ray's Top 30 Records of 2005. Whaddya think?

Unfortuantely, there are people here who think gratuitous hostility is okay. Perhaps to an asshole, everyone looks like a turd?
-- Rockist_Scientist (Al__suca...), November 21st, 2005. (RSLaRue) (later)

You forgot to say "amirite?" at the end.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 21st, 2005.

Pitchfork's 2005 singles list

Loveless: I don't like koalas
Matos: What are you talking about? Koalas are so much better than capybaras. You're an idiot.
Loveless: Umm, I never mentioned capybaras. And I don't like them anyway. I was saying I didn't like koalas.
Matos: lol u like stoopid animals amirite?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), December 19th, 2005.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

416. people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Koalas are so much better than capybaras.
But they both better watch out for the chupacabras!

"409. martin's funk thread."

sadly, i stopped reading it. great idea though. i just felt like disagreeing with so much of what he writes would be rude or something. he seems like a nice guy.

Scott, isn't this like the scott, I mean the pot calling...ah, never mind.

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

417. crappy ass puppet strings making me dance all the dang time. oh ahi.sfd!

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Scott, isn't this like the scott, I mean the pot calling...ah, never mind."

i don't know, is it? do people stop themselves from disagreeing with me cuz i'm a nice guy? i don't get it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

some people just aren't that fun to argue with. usually these are people with VERY clearly defined likes/dislikes. they just aren't as open to argument.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

418. After I revived an ILM thread about mash-ups I started a year ago:

Upload some random mash ups for me I love hearing them
-- Don Rowlando (samonkeyuk...), February 23rd, 2006 5:37 PM. (Sam Rowlands) (later) (link)

GAHHHH.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

I started reading "Martin's Funk Thread" ... but yeah, I basically gave it up. and I actually like Martin a ton. He has pretty great taste in general. Better than 90% of the brits anyway. except maybe when it comes to like actual hardcore funk? I dunno, he got lippy with my guy Rev. Hoodoo - that was funny. it was funny to watch an English guy get lippy with a guy, in the Rev. Hoodoo, who basically owns like every album in the genre ever. Fucking english people. At least they make the value of our record collections go up.....

― Shani Davis (diamond), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://i1.tinypic.com/ogvyp3.gif

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

419. Your geekiest music collecting pet peeves

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

420. getting sick on yr birthday weekend of fun >:-{

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

420!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vermontel.net/~shc/Joe%20R%20&%20John%20Ldoing%20high%20five%20for%20web.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

hitler's birthday!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

that was my high school best friend's birthday. the cops didn't think it was so funny when we got stuck in a drug bust...

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i remember the exact moment i realized weed was bullshit. i was getting high at 4:20 on 4/20 back in college and my friends were going "the whole world is getting high simultaneously" and i was all "whoa" then i went "but what about time zones?"

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123075/2094298/2098145/2099207/040420_Columbine.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think every #420 on any noise board list should be required to be marijuana-themed. Poster gets yellow carded if it isn't.

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

jess should go back and change his post to 419 1/2

― the bitchy guy in the pince-nez from the old films (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, how about you and Tom tell them, we won't be taking any of your money for the wedding, and you don't get to make the plans for us, and that's that. We'll send you an invitation, and that's it.

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

BEING SICK MEANS NO POT OR BOOZE FOR STRONGO

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

421. A thread for the Depeche Mode reissues GIVE IT UP RAGGETTTTT

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

424. People picking on Ned.

― Dan (Hatefuck A Manx Kitten, Why Don't You) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

dude not picking on him! i'd just like him to STOP talking about DEPECHE MODE (who i actually like) every single fucking day of his adult life. shit gets OLD.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

I just wanted to use the phrase "hatefuck a Manx kitten, why don't you" :(

― Dan (Underappreciated) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

fair enuf.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

425. British people (who aren't Jewish)

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

426. British people who don't "get" Curb Your Enthusiasm.

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no, I was listening to Depeche Mode today.

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

you're not a traitor, cousin yogurt beard

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 February 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Adam hates Dog Latin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

does he like oops?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

who doesn't?

― gear (gear), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

right, fellows?

― gear (gear), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think he does like oops!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

is oops jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

No. But he's not British, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

dog latin def isn't jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I don't know. I was referring to 426, mostly.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

is adam jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, is cousin yogurt beard jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, he is.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

are you jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

in my country, there is problem

― snakeshit ;] (eman), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

427. Making a reference to rap music because you are clever.

― Confounded (Confounded), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

who else is british and/or jewish?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

clement freud?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

I sometimes tell people that I'm Jewish, if they ask, but I can't keep up the lie for more than ten seconds before admitting that I'm not. You know, Jewish guilt.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

"who else is british and/or jewish?"

Disraeli!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

From Quick! Pick yout FIVE favorite songs of all time without consulting your record collection

just wanted to say i hope this thread never ever dies. i haven't come across a better thread on this thing.

-- Wookie Rookie (rydmcalbo...), September 23rd, 2005 8:48 PM. (Wookie Rookie) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

who else is british and/or jewish?

sasha baron cohen

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

my mom is a quarter english and my dad is jewish

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

"and/or" people. "and/or"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

fuck, you want a list?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

428. finding out your lost cellphone is somehow at a bus garage in Westwood.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

429. midlife crisis

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

you're not middle aged, dude. that'd be more poignant if it were coming from crump or mothra or coleman.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

mothra is middle aged?

― the bitchy guy in the pince-nez from the old films (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 25 February 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

430. human interaction

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 February 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Disraeli's father converted.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 25 February 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

431. cure vs joy division

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

mothra is middle aged?

well...i'm halfway to 73. when does middle age start?

i'm planning to buy a 'lectric guitar when i turn 40 in 2009. that'll be a pretty middle-aged thing to do.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

429. midlife crisis

more to do w/close family member and how it's affecting other closer family member

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha, along those lines allow me to add "empty nest syndrome" to the list...

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry, i meant that haha as a grim, knowing chuckle, not a rofl at your family members)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm planning to buy a 'lectric guitar when i turn 40 in 2009. that'll be a pretty middle-aged thing to do.

don't forget the mesa boogie amp. and the harley.

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

no harleys. i prefer low-impact midlife crises. (which is why 20-year-old women will also be excluded.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

20 is old by midlife-crisis standards!

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

posting here = my midlife crisis

so far

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 26 February 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

ugh my dad just went all midlife crisis for the 2nd or 3rd time. when will it end?!

newest addition to our family:

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 26 February 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

cuet

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 26 February 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

431 cannot be stressed enough.

― Dan (FFS) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

432. fuckers who put all their slsk shares into ONE BIG FOLDER

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 February 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

433. Coworker who talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks. And you give one-word answers or just nod, and coworker talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks some more, about stuff that isn't interesting at all. And you start feeling incredibly awkward because this is probably annoying the shit out of everyone around but you can't figure out how to escape.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

434. I can't get gmail to work right now. Maybe I should start a thread about it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

435. "audience interaction"

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

433 sounds like my best friend from high school who hasn't quite realized we're not on the same page anymore and calls me and talks and talks and talks and talks relentlessly and i just throw in 'uh huh' and 'yeah' and 'you're kidding!' every once and a while and she doesn't pick up on it. it's worse cause it's not a coworker you can just write off. you have to figure out a way to gently get out of these situations.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

436. THIS THREAD

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Just one more.

437.) Also, sorry for all the block-quoting, but I think that posting the relevant bits here results in more people actually reading them.

and there's some scary-ass shit out there.

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...), March 1st, 2006 2:04 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

I like you, Jeremy, but between you and Ned and all of the hyperlinking, you're gonna drive me to Asa.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

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