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Yeah, when crop circles started appearing of an alien face with the molecular structure of LSD, I became a little suspicious myself.

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 1:16 PM. (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://museumoftolerance.info/albums/Comics/howdoiworeunderwear.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

dudes, like SUNSETS you soulless FUCKS.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 4:02 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Do you think the REAL Al Q'aida would allow the poser "Al Qaide in Iraq" to know any of their secret plans? That's like your mom forcing you to let your little sister join your treehouse gang, THE COBRAS.

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 7:10 PM. (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

looool @ PHOIOEI's pic

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I never liked Salon. I never liked its "we're so intellectual" tone, its cliquey nature. It's well named. I always felt that the writers would be the kind of people who gave you red wine in enormous balloon glasses and asked you to take your shoes off when you came into their houes and then brought you to their immaculately clean, bookshelf-lined bedroom to show you their Japanese erotic art.
-- accentmonkey (tris...), July 3rd, 2005 5:31 AM. (accentmonkey)

So how was the evening over at Momus's place, then?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 3rd, 2005 6:36 AM. (Ned)

a little late on my part ... but ... OH SNAP

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

hahahah
the spiderman shrugging makes that 100x better. HOW DO I SHOT WEB

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Sergeants & Squads

Email
Home Phone
Mobile Phone
Work Phone
Status
Ladies Name

Address

http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/1shot_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg waht

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shrineclowns.com/assets/images/dotcom1.gif

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

My roommate just prank called one of these clowns and he thought it was his friend "Spike"! OWNED

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

"KILLER"

http://www.abaclowns.com/images/Killer_web.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

Gacy's Army

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

i have rita ackermann panties (still in the package) from a store in shibuya, very amazing artwork (if you're familiar with her stuff, she's at andrea rosen in NYC). they don't fit me though, i'm a 32 waist and these are size M in Japanese women's.

-- gygax!

An oldie-but-goodie

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

But boy, if they did fit, they'd be out of that goddamn package so fucking fast.

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Is that why gygax jogs? I heard it's good to set yourself goals.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Also, I suppose gygax could be a 32 waist, but I'm a 32/33 and he always seems like a giant to me. Not a waist giant, but a giant.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

dean, rofflez!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Gygax is a 34 at most, but I don't know what that translates to in Japanese women's panties.

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

shit, where did i put my comparison chart?
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Boy's Praise Top http://www.movementconnection.com/prodimg/EU13832C.JPG

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eurotard.com/eurologoanima.gif http://www.movementconnection.com/prodimg/EU13832.JPG http://www.eurotard.com/eurologoanima.gif

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

THAT BOY LOOKS LIKE HE COULD USE A GOOD FACE FUCKING!

― Bobby Count (jaxon), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

DOG SICK FURBY???

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

dean/jon who exactly peed in your Cheerios today? You are all mental. What is with insecure guys feeling they have the right to comment on any women's body? how big is your dick? shall we publically speculate about it because we don't like something you said? compare your balls to amoebae?
let's say i am the FATTEST person and the UGLIEST person on the whole fucking planet. What does it say about you people to throw around insults about it?
And what is with calling Mandee a cunt?
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), April 9th, 2004 5:05 PM. (Orbit) (link)

HYPOTHETICALLY UGLY

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

"hypothetically"

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 7 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

My balls sorta do look like amoeboeaeaoeoaoeaoea.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

at, not with. that's the only way i make it on here. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

compare your balls to amoebae?

W.T.F.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

"let's say"

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

"let's just pretend"

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin are you British. You sound totally nice

ill check my email... cool..

-- Lyin' Dan (lyin.da...), October 7th, 2005.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

2 Hank Williams Jr. Hat Bands New

Reply to: anon-102637908@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-07, 7:21PM EDT

Hi there i am tring to clean house a little . I came acroos these 2 new Cowboy Hat headband . One says Hank Williams Jr. With the Bird logo In Whtie lettering and red lable on black band The Other says Bocephus With the Bird Logo Lettering in Bluse On Black band. they Measrue 43 inches long and 1 1/2 inces wide. I would like to To ship these to a good Home for someone that can use them. Well if you like them Please email me

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Symantec Corporate Anthem

― amon (eman), Saturday, 8 October 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

From ilm:

shes on leno right now, my god what an ugly woman. did naomi judd mate with an retarded orangutan 40 years ago? boy, she SUCKS.

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), Today. (later) (userip)

Answers

you're a total douchebag

-- kurt broder (dr_...), Today. (later) (userip)

Short & to the point "kurt". It made me laugh, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Plus, as someone else noted on the thread:

"an retarded orangutan"

"an retrated"

Rawffle

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gay-anime-toons.com/agt3dani2.gif

― gear (gear), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad somebody else appreciates that pic.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

why is that gay? is the dinosaur a dude?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

If you have to ask...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's just about the groove you're feelin at the time. But you know, you have to get out and know people if you're ever going to really feel people. So yeah, go check it out and let big Dan know if that fine British 'tang is smellin' strong tonight.

-- Lyin' Dan (lyin.da...) (webmail), October 7th, 2005.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

`Cos he's the Yahoo Serious of Hip Hop.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 9th, 2003 12:35 PM. (vassifer)

alex do you really have any idea about anything other than shitty punk rock?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 9th, 2003 12:37 PM. (dubplatestyle)

Hey, The Wonder Stuff aren't punk rock.

-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), May 9th, 2003 12:40 PM. (Nordicskillz)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

MUST SUPRESS ALEX IN NYC RAGE.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), October 9th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

One time I saw Britney Spears eating french fries while at a McDonalds in Cleveland, Ohio. I felt like I was in heaven watching those lips of hers covered in the same tasty grease that my fries had been immersed in just moments before. The spiritual connection was definetly going strong. My full tilt boner in my sweatpants must of gave my inner joy away a little too much though and she quickly egressed from the food court. I was too embarrassed to follow and the look her bodyguard gave me gave me the willies. I'm glad she found someone who makes her happy. Best wishes Britney, you will always be my special little fry girl no matter what kind of raunchy sex tapes come out, although I will have to check them all out since I know you would want me to.

-- Slim Jim the III (wowse...), October 10th, 2005.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 10 October 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

somewhat shocked to not see DJ Spooky's po-mo dick up in this Xenakis festival...

-- b8a (b8...), August 20th, 2005 1:50 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Shookout, you've no chance unless you already have a girlfriend. Asia Argento is a very pretty girl with a daddy who can buy her whatever she wants, but hilariously expects to be taken seriously as an artist. She also likes other people's boyfriends, as a friend of mine and Nick's found out a few years ago. Most talented people are *way* over her but the fashion world are still a bit hot for her, as they are with all nepotism cases.

The former editor of my magazine has 'restless' tattoed on her back IN ITALICS WITH SERIFS, thus committing SIGNIFIGANT fashion and graphic design faux pas TO GO. One of these days she will wake up from (possibly imaginary) debauchery to find that someone has crossed out the tattoo and written KICK ME in black marker.

It's so time to fire up a mail to D3nni$ ¢00p3r - he'll tell me what's going on, he's an old pal.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), October 10th, 2005 8:07 AM.

HAT TRICK!
I am invited to Julian Barnes' Booker Prize party tonight (would rather be at the one for the Smiths, Zadie/Ali) so at least I will have something to talk about there. I don't really *mind* the books themselves, I just didn't think they were all that and didn't like the opium den cult around the author. But these people who'd had really vanilla upbringings were all going ON about the transgressive qualities and the omnisexuality blah blah which made me vom a little; besides something about publishers wanting this crap as written by teenagers is disturbing and exploitative.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), October 10th, 2005 8:34 AM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

don't remember saying that Wonder Stfuf thing.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tshirtmachine.com/acatalog/nineinchnails_starfucker.gif

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

suzy spelt denis cooper's name wrong, i hope the old pal doesn't mind.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

or maybe not!

hey adam! i am 8 inches taller than you and we have the same waist size OMG!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Why is that OMG?

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Also this was good:

I've never posted on the noize board and probably won't. ILE is enuf for me. Plus, it's a place where Scott can have some time away from me with teh gays.

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), October 10th, 2005.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

(xp) I was going to post that too.

― Magin Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahahaha!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

(@ dean's name)

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

you know what i mean. i know you do. you're one of the few, probably.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

even with all the tpyoes.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

As for the Dennis Coop3r thing, maybe I missed the joke - were you satirizing some notion of Hollywood absurdity by closing out with a major name-drop?

-- Stuck to a Seat in the New Beverly (fiestasandsiestas(nospam)@yahoo.com), October 10th, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

that thread's really got me shaking my head

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

roffle xpost

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

really, s1ocki? I was just telling Vincent Gallo, Andreas Gursky, and Jay-Z how much I enjoyed it over lunch at Boulevard.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm ambivalent at best towards it, but there are some posts that had me in stitches, which reminds me, I must ring up J0hnny D3pp (he's an old friend) and tell him about my magazine.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

johnny depp? oh please, what a DADDY's boy. nick has a great story about him.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

oh nick is a lamb isn't he. i simply must tell him about my recent phone conversation with br1@n en0.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i like how everyone is acting as if suzy hasn't been this way for the last five years

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

uh, darlings

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

it just seemed like a particularly extravagant eruption

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

like all those names had been bottled up for months and they all came bursting out at once

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

i've managed to miss most of her postings, except for a couple here and there.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

er, sweethearts

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

the girl ain't right

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

like, literally

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

literally?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

that's the buzz on the street

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

but i'm not one to spread gossip

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

is she actually a literary hoax?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

she may be a multiple personality of momus's

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

momus in a wig

x-post!

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

"oh you look dashing tonight, nick! let's make love!"

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

ok, i apologize for any of the mental images that may have conjured up

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

i just like the notion that tuomas is probably about to go all captain save-a-ho on tranny momus

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I actually listened to a Momus song last week. sounds like he records with a wig on.

And I wanted to ask my old "pals" b1ll burros and big al ginzburg about the "homostarfuckery" guy but I can't find the ouija board.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 10 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

like all those names had been bottled up for months and they all came bursting out at once

NickCurrieCharlesSaatchiTrevorHornAnnaWintourTigerWoodsZADIEFUCKINGSMITH

excuse me, I have this...problem

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

CHRIS OFILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I have to go and lie down.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

It pleases me that someone would be desperate enough to namedrop YBA people.

― Magin Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Monday, 10 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/22/34354317_6e710d3b15.jpg?v=0

― amon (eman), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I knew someone who claimed to have been hit on by Allen Ginsburg, but that's not saying much.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

no shit. have you read the vibrator scene from jim carroll's 'forced entries'? yikes!

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Wow. I don't think I've ever read someone so proud of eating multiple cheeseburgers while sitting at a computer. Kudos.

-- dean gulberry (dingl...), January 8th, 2004.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

six cheeseburgers

had to search this thread out, to make sure that wasn't from it

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 10 October 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I was just jealous. I sit at a computer all day without the benefit of hamburgers and it's painful.

― Magin Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

you don't get hamburger benefits?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

No, but if I lose a limb, my relatives all get hamburgers.

― Magin Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

what a horrible keepsake!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

401b.k.

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

They're really big hamburgers though, from that restaurant, you know, the one with the big hamburgers.

― Magin 'Pedro' Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Baartmans

http://www.solcon.nl/worldwide-entertainment/Abrah.jpg

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Royale, soul patch, Attilio, scruff of imperiale volgens Wikipedia, maar ik noem 'm gewoon m'n zappasik :)

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

ok so they're not MADE of the missing limb

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

heat = on
-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 7:45 PM. (slutsky) (later) (admin) (userip)
on = the street

-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 7:45 PM. (slutsky) (later) (admin) (userip)

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

My cat's name is Death to Christians. She comes up first if you google
image search for: the best cat in the world

She had four kittens, all named Bumblebee.

There's another cat the lives in my house but doesn't belong to anyone
named Future Dead Cat.

-- shieldforyoureyes (dav...), October 10th, 2005. (later)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

how do you submit photos to this blog or whatever

-- younggeezy (younggee...), October 10th, 2005 11:23 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

young "jeezy" is a rapper. a rapper from gang gang dance

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

That's some party, man.

-- kurt broder (dr_...), October 10th, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

stewart your shirt is of the skyest blue, i feel as though i could soar and flutter through it.
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 10th, 2005 10:40 PM. (gear)

oh that beard is most curly of wonderful ochre pubes. so twisted and mysterious.
-- I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr_...), October 10th, 2005 11:08 PM. (dr g)

― Dickset! Dickset! Disckset! (jaxon), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

I really loathe Westerns because there were so many of them on cheap local TV when I was growing up, I became forever bored. Also my dad was hot on them due to his dad filling him with stories of life with flatmate John Wayne in days before Stagecoach. Grandfather was actually in Stagecoach in very small part - we had to humour my dad that we could recognise Grandpa Jack hanging off the stage every single time he made us watch it. Yawno.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), November 23rd, 2002.

Sonny, the people have to be really famous or horrible local TV people so I'm sure a list divested of writers and former pop stars would still ROOL. Hence:

Don Shelby (Minneapolis news anchor with whole slew of Emmys) was a great friend of my uncle's and used to attempt to teach me magic tricks. Also he introduced me to nauseating local talk show hosts Steve Edelman and Sharon Anderson, mentioning that he reckoned they thought their shit didn't smell - while the couple were in earshot.

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward were regular Sarah Lawrence visitors when I was a student there. As were Yancey Butler, Melora Hardin, Guinevere Turner and Julianna Margulies. My best friend lived across the street from David Lee Roth in Pasadena.

My uncle (the one who ran the Mpls Vice Squad, also mentioned above) was in charge of security operations for important visitors so we were forever being dragged to Orchestra Hall or wherever to meet: the Osmonds, Richard Simmons, Sophia Loren, Catherine Deneuve and once, he had to mastermind security for Mikhail Gorbachev. My cousin was invited to lunch/tea/whatever with Raisa but was too shy to go.

Waited on in shops: Holly Johnson, Angela Lansbury, Elizabeth Jane Howard.

Met through menial/admin jobs of one sort or another: Larry McMurtry, Allen Ginsberg, Kinglsey Amis, Kathy Acker, Gary Indiana.

Passed in street: Dustin Hoffman, Howard Jacobson, Peter O'Toole, John Malkovich (pushing a pram).

Really famous people at same party who are not friends or acquaintances: Kate Moss, Phil Daniels, Claire Danes, Ben Lee, Chloe Sevigny, Will Self.

Grandparents knew: Hubert Humphrey, JFK and Jackie, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and John Wayne (grandfather's ex-flatmate). Clark Gable tried to pick up my grandmother in 1930. I say 'tried'.

Mother babysat for: Harry Reasoner.

With a group of high-school pranksters, approached former Vikings coach Bud Grant at high-school football game to ask if he was having an affair with one of his players, Scott Studwell (turns out SS is my friend Stuart's cousin).

Spotted Bernard Butler and wife while walking back from watching Princess Diana's hearse go up Finchley Road. As I've never really spoken to him (unlike the rest of Suede, who I know from 'around') I suppose he counts.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), April 8th, 2003. (suzy)

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

OMG!!!!!!! It's like the apocalypse!

(I've been to the house of ONE of the people from that post, NOT SAYING WHO *winky*winky*)

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

But it is not David Lee Roth (shame).

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I once went on a date with Jake Plummer.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm totally psyched about "A Denny Lethargy Christmas"!

-- Lion-O (adamr...), October 12th, 2005.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

xpost Before or after he turned to shit?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

i had a really terrible comedown experience at bud grants house, with adam levine.

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

the guy from maroon 5?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Your personal history of masturbation

-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 11th, 2005 11:38 AM. (ken c) (tracklink)

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Was plummer ever NOT shit?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

He was good that one year he beat the Cowboys in the playoffs. Otherwise, shit=always.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

So I guess my question should have asked if she went out with him before or after he was actually good.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Ally, did you ruin Jake the Snake?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

men in their mid-late 20s who have only slept with one partner - C or D?
what say you?
-- hmhmmhm (hmhmhmh...), October 11th, 2005 9:41 AM.
Answers

we've already done ilm, classic or dud
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 11th, 2005 9:44 AM. (Ronan)

― Dickset! Dickset! Disckset! (jaxon), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

There is no ruining of Jake the Snake. He was working on his magnum opus, "301 Ways I Will Get Sacked Every Season," long before I met him.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

tho props up for his super porno moustache he's spotting in his official NFL photo this year

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

girls' clothes, hankies in the pocket. sounds like a bunch of mo's to me

-- JaXoN (jaso...), April 17th, 2004.

― "mo's"! (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

While it's important to respect your children's privacy, understanding what your teenager's online slang means and how to decipher it could be important in certain situations and as you help guide their online experience. While it has many nicknames, information-age slang is commonly referred to as leetspeek, or leet for short. Leet (a vernacular form of "elite") is a specific type of computer slang where a user replaces regular letters with other keyboard characters to form words phoneticallyâ€”creating the digital equivalent of Pig Latin with a twist of hieroglyphics.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

cutty eat cum homie

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), October 11th, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

There was this rapper I was sprung on, I think I heard him on Epitonic, who had me hooked until the third song when he used the line, "curvin, swervin, just like a skateboarder". It's juvenile, I admit, but my Come-On-Stay-Black alarm always gets set off by this. I'm not looking for a cure or anything, I'm just telling you I'm stupid like that sometimes. But are you?

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), October 10th, 2005 7:52 PM. (LeCoq) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

do you like it? it's called "prairiedoggin.jpg"

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), Today 12:48 AM. (caitxa1) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

i think i just came in the mail

-- mark p (mark.p****...), October 11th, 2005 7:32 PM. (Mark P)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

dir: CAMWHORING

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hardichr.dk/billeder%20sjove/cool-girl.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

dir: CAMWHORING

BOOO!! WHERE'S THE TITAYS!?

― Mad Senti (jaxon), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

NEVER FORGET: hi dere dad [nsfw]

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas fan club thread

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

You know, I had plans to masturbate tonight until I clicked on this thread. THX GUYZ.

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), October 12th, 2005.

ilx is like a day-long cold shower

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 12th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

I linkified the butthole pic, do you think I should linkify the pic of the girls cuddling also? I have not tagged the thread nsfw.
-- teeny (teen...) (webmail), October 12th, 2005 6:00 PM. (teeny) (link)

― I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Tad - what's your take on Lee Ving?

-- dave q (scrape100@h, June 2nd, 2003. (userip)

I'm currently doing an overnight gig at a community radio station, playing Zappa's "Lather" album in its entirety. Thought the comments here were interesting, and I may read some on the air as a way to add balance to the program. I won't argue for Zappa or against Zappa. I can see how he was a condescending prick in many ways, but nonetheless, he stimulates my mind and makes me think, by virtue simply of his extreme eccentricity. And his intelligence--you have to admit it. But an asshole too, there's no doubt about it. As Grace Slick put it, "the most intelligent asshole I ever met." All in all, an extremely interesting figure in music--let's face it, love him or hate him, here we are talking about him. He brings about strong feelings, and that's what art is all about. And what a guitarist!

-- Joseph Allen Russell (joeyrsl@h), Today. (later) (userip)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)

ok it's not that funny really.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

If it was a regular song, you could simply delete it, then iTunes would ask you if you also want to delete them permanently and you could say no, thereby keeping the files but removing them from your playlist.
However...these are Liars songs, so how can you trust such a prompt? iTunes could say it's not going to remove them, but remove them anyway. Further, it could hide them in your playlist despite the fact that they are still actually there, and then when you least expect it, "Mr. You're On Fire Mr." comes blasting out of your speakers right after Olivia Newton-John's "Suddenly."

You have started a chain reaction of dishonesty by adding Liars songs to your iTunes playlist in the first place. I don't know what to tell you.

-- J. Alston (pimpnoi...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 11:56 AM. (link)

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Keep your eyes open on the subway for Osama and his
minions.

Jon's MOm

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Friday, 14 October 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4774393603&category=80915&sspagename=rvi:1:3v_home

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

So it's happened again. Why and by whom?

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 2:35 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

probably jon i'd bet.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 2:38 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link)

It is happening again...

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 2:40 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

Spencer, are you sure it isn't a wh3rd.net vs p3r.net thing?

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 3:55 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

canonical server name: wh3rd.net p3r.net etc

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 4:02 PM. (ex machina) (tracklink) (later) (link)

Unread Messages

For some reason, I don't think it's Jon.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 4:06 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

such great drama

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I try to look at the noize board to understand different people too. Gareth is probably the most dangerous person on the noize board.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 4:54 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

He kills you with guns, ok?

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 4:55 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

I look at the noise board and I see the dark twisted face of disenfranchised american youth staring back at me. It looks like jon williams in a sombrero.

Gareth's about as dangerous as a warm kelp body rub!

-- Lion-O (adamr...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 4:55 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Hi!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm a nerd for NOT being familiar with Sonic Youth ATP CDs!

-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 14th, 2005 4:55 PM. (gygax!) (later) (admin)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Filename: [nsfw] you could eat off it.jpg

83 downloads, 144,161 bytes, todo list
Uploaded by DarrensCoq on Saturday October 15, 2005 at 12:40:38 AM.

Take that, Winston Wolf! Gotta be thorough (or as old white ppl say, 'THURRUH' - take that dirty south, you didn't invent shit! lol).
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:42:15 AM

for the image and the commentary, quality control

» sirhc [this is bad]
Saturday October 15 at 12:45:19 AM

and you hate me, to boot! :)
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:47:59 AM

Your mom is the woman who tried to get the Power Rangers banned
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:49:30 AM

You get offended by things that make normal people think of waterfalls and butterflies
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:50:39 AM

You speak in impassioned tones about the horror of NOLA and get auto-props, but I bet you think rap music is for degenerates
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:53:30 AM

You are an Enigma. By Elizabeth Arden.
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:54:36 AM

But, the picture is nice.
» cheine [this is good]
Saturday October 15 at 12:56:05 AM

for the extra drama

» marcusbacus [this is good]
Saturday October 15 at 12:57:23 AM

That's what I'M sayin!
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 12:57:34 AM

Should’ve cleaned off the toilet paper lint.

» jeffwa [this is bad]
Saturday October 15 at 01:00:42 AM

It's a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers come with napkins.
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 01:02:39 AM

What, you expected a Barbicide cleansing pad? Eat the fucking burger and man up.
» DarrensCoq
Saturday October 15 at 01:03:22 AM

this is all so fascinating

» rooter [this is good]
Saturday October 15 at 01:05:42 AM

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 15 October 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

and obviously this nice little curio isn't a fuckin' pimple on the ass of the artists mentioned in the ridiculous thread title. but then again ... well, anglophilia/listening-skills etc...

-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), October 15th, 2005 1:27 AM. (diamond)

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

the beatles were english, i read somewhere

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Gellin'

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Ma-gellan

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

no, i think it was on google

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lilmarkie.html

― amon (eman), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

a man shouldn't do that shit without a puppet.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 16 October 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/lil_markie/

― amon (eman), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I am new to all this and always want to expand my sexual horizon

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 16 October 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Im a 5%. Is anyone else? build with me Pages: 1 2
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Have you seen somebody dying? Pages: 1 2
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Prostitutes Pages: 1 2
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Hot Porn: Ass Worship 5 [D/L] inside.
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THE TREE THAT RAPED THE CHICK IN EVIL DEAD ( warning IDM / Techno rap )

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 16 October 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Every damn Britney Spears sex video I download on Limewire is fake shit. I'm tired of this crap, let's get the real thing out like now!
-- SprocketnGears (wildsprocket0...) (webmail), October 13th, 2005 7:21 PM. (link)

her snatch probably smells of chicken wings and boones farm.
-- bingo (thebing...) (webmail), October 14th, 2005 3:08 AM. (Chris V) (link)

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.msnemotions.org/emoticons/War/fu3.gif

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 16th, 2005 6:56 PM. (gear) (link)

sorry, wrong thread

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 16th, 2005 6:56 PM. (gear) (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 17 October 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

HELLO DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME WEDDING INVITATIONS PRINTED UP MY FIANCEE WOULD LIKE THEM IN PINK AND/OR WHITE WITH TWO DUCKS PLEASE MAIL THEM TO TEHINTERNET@THECOMPUTAR.COM THANK YOU

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!! (estebanbuttezzz...), October 16th, 2005 8:34 AM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.serienoldies.de/images/hallo_spencer_spencer.jpg
-- one eye white, one eye black (fe...), October 16th, 2005.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

noise board utterly trumped

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-one-category.tcl?topic=TitanicShack&category=My%20Heart%20Will%20Go%20On

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 17 October 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Could be trolling on this thread

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

please!!!!!!!!!!!! i need the lyrics of titanic in flute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ussshhhhhhhhhhhhh this is inpossible
-- luis manuel martinez (luima_18@hotmail.com), February 14, 2005.
I searching sax sheet of "i will always love you" . Please help me.

-- Evaldas (narcotic_lt@one.lt), February 15, 2005.

― amon (eman), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

meh

-- TuÃ¶mas (knurrau...), October 17th, 2005 4:34 PM. (TuÃ¶mas) (link) (admin) (userip)

Answers

OrgName: Everyones Internet, Inc.
OrgID: EVRY
Address: 390 Benmar
Address: Suite 200
City: Houston
StateProv: TX
PostalCode: 77060
Country: US

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 17th, 2005 4:38 PM. (ex machina) (link) (admin) (userip)

207.44.180.48

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 17th, 2005 4:39 PM. (ex machina) (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Jon is just accustomed to the populism of the noise board, kingfish.
-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), October 7th, 2005 2:50 PM. (laurah)

HAHAHA

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

After my paternal grandfather's strokes, he only could only say a couple of things: "jesus christ!" and "i love you". Somehow in my mother's mind this was never considered taking-the-lord's-name-in-vain, probably because she loved that old salt.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), October 17th, 2005 8:15 PM.
was he Al Green?
-- Munki (adamr...), October 17th, 2005 8:19 PM. (nordicskilla)

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

is calling someone a NOOB offensive to newborn babies?

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), October 18th, 2005 10:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

i put that on the excelsior thread!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, where do you think trolling should go in the 05/06?
-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 18th, 2005 9:32 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

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hmmm well trolling can be a funny thing and its always changing. i mean the admins have been trying to get rid of me again. i dont know why, i just wanted people to feel good about themselves, to laugh and maybe to think.
however i think these are exciting times for trolls all over the web. public acceptance is still a way off but i see an era of enlightenment around the corner.

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!! (estebanbuttezzz...), October 18th, 2005 11:25 AM. (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

roffs

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

In the internet era of the 21st century, rateyourmusic.com is the best reference guide, constantly updated and has a superior User Interface to AMG.

However Discogs is better for electronic music.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), October 18th, 2005. (djmartian) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

i am confused...not only have i never split a bill evenly, i have never been treated for my meal, at my bday dinners.
-- anthony (anthony.easto...) (webmail), October 18th, 2005 4:00 AM. (link)

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

discus

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

You can't make fun of ass burgers dude, dude!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

s_clover yellow card (the special admin yellow card) remove

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dogquotes.com/muttley1.jpg

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

celebs i have met:
dr. j
mike schmidt
the guy that hosted remote control
-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), October 12th, 2005 3:19 PM. (dubplatestyle) (admin) (userip)
oh and moses malone!
-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), October 12th, 2005 3:20 PM. (dubplatestyle) (admin) (userip)

strongo did you blow the sixers or something???
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), October 13th, 2005 12:13 AM. (papa la bas) (admin) (userip)

blount i was 8!
-- strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (wt...), October 13th, 2005 5:59 AM. (dubplatestyle) (admin) (userip)

Answer the question, buddy.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), October 13th, 2005 6:42 AM. (Dan Perry) (admin) (userip)

― The New Black (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Date: Oct 18, 2005 1:30 PM

Do you know how often I think about you?
Never.
The thought of you, who you were, what you are doing now, things you have said, all of that,
NEVER pops into my head.
Do you know why?
Because I don't care about you. I don't care about you in the slightest amount.
And I'm not even angry about things that you may have said about me to other people, because I don't care about that, either.
But I think that it might be time for you to forget about me, and who you think I am or was, IN HIGH SCHOOL, and I think that you should start to not care about me, too.
Unless you have nothing else to talk about, which would be sort of sad.

My best to you, Emily.
But either way, let it go.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

yeah, same with that Modern Lovers' song. A "straight" has been a homynymynymynym for a "square" in slang* since at least the '50s.
*or at Lenny Bruce called it in his autobio, "a hipster argot"
-- kingfish neopolitan sundae (jdsalmo...), October 18th, 2005 11:48 AM. (kingfish 2.0) (link)

kingfish is a homonym for someone who doesnt know what the word homonym means
-- _ (...), October 18th, 2005 12:13 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

the idea that mocking someone for publically announcing the strength of their menstrual flow on the internet somehow makes you scared of "real women" or what the fuck over has been one of the dumber things on ilx lately
-- _ (...) (webmail), October 19th, 2005 9:43 AM. (link)

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Grow up.
-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...) (webmail), October 19th, 2005 9:45 AM. (kate) (link)

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kate youre retarded if you dont think itd be the same reaction or worse if lord custos started posting about the shape of his turds or if kenan shouted out how many drops of jizz he left on his print-out of the 'what do you look like' thread
-- _ (...) (webmail), October 19th, 2005 9:47 AM. (link)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

holy shit, roffle OMG OMG

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

― amon (dr g), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Of course, this is really a reference to my story about a ridiculously heavy period (and I was on the L platform, not at work - jeezus).

http://www.livejournal.com/users/raspberrywho/

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.

-- TI... (TIM@KFC.EDU) (webmail), October 19th, 2005 2:16 PM. (later) (link)

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.somarecords.com/slam/thisworld/

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

WTF ws he thinking?

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

haha, i used to be on a design message board with the kid that's in the video (who designed the site and did the video). he was hecka funny. would do all sortsa Robbie Williams photoshop work with himself in the photo like 20 times. one time he gang raped himself.

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

MY CO-WORKER: "It's only horrible if he's serious."

THE RED-STATER HAS SPOKEN.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

ah see

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

here it is

http://www.limmy.com/pictures/homoorgy/homoorgy.jpg

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. There it is, alright.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

limmy is a god and http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.creativepooldesign.de/mood_art/artsaatchiimages/paulsmith1.jpg

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chunk.co.uk/guyfawkes/

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.grooblehonk.co.uk/blog_images/cookie.gif

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

"at or around 715 this morning, one of the custodians saw an art project in the kitchen on gibson 2b (my floor), and thought to himself "wow, rubber inside of a tupperware container... it's a bomb!" and called campus safety. A student who was in the kitchen at the time tried to explain to the frantic janitor that it was an art project with the words "look at it, it's an art project" there was a little note next to it saying "please do not touch, there are chemicals in here that can be harmful to your hands - name" it was the student's name but it really doesn't make a difference. So at 720 campus safety came to the students door in an angry panic telling the student that the building was going to be evacuated because of the bomb they had put in the lounge... and signed. When the student tried to explain that it was in fact just an art project, the campus safety officer pulled the fire alarm anyway. so we all trolled out, the fire department arrived with the city health inspector to which their reaction was "we got called because of an art project?" which they could obviously see that the item in question was not a bomb, and was in fact an art project. The project wasn't confiscated since it was due tomorrow, and no reprimands were handed out since all of the materials used in the project were purchased at the school store.
way to go campus safety, i'm glad the fire department is on high alert for acts of creativity and studiousness."

― amanda eileen (amanda eileen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost roffle and we got an email about it, don't touch it because it will explode right away if you touch it. it's an explosive device, a bottle filled with pressurized explosive chemicals?????

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/cokedoutazns/tasteslikehomo.jpg

― amanda eileen (amanda eileen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Thanks to everyone who has ruined anything that was decent about this place. Thanks to all the old-timers for embracing regulars who have a long pattern of unbridled rudeness and nastiness, guaranteeing this would be a free-wheeling place where some posters could taunt and trample over others. Very impressive, faciliating this schoolyard-mob style bullying.
-- Rockist_Scientist (Al__suca...), October 19th, 2005 8:52 PM. (RSLaRue)

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Where's that from?

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Read 'em and weep:
Look at how these ape-like New Yorkers think:

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

amat3ur!st doesn't even know who she is

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah, well... kinda with rockist on this one, those threads went over the line

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

T/S: watching friends you know go completely insane & everyone dealing, or watching what happens to a large group when it happens on the internet

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

who is the "large group"? as far as i can tell it's just a couple of people who've said anything.

― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

you're right... 'larger' group, as in ilxor expands the peripheral audience to the flameout. when it happens in a smaller group, people stay a slightly more polite.

I may be overreacting, that livejournal is amazing but it brings up a whole host of baaaad memories, it was a mistake for me to read those threads

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 20 October 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.com/mis/104446438.html

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

That is ... just ... wow.

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

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― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/jeffmorris269/Jeffphoto.jpg

― amon (eman), Thursday, 20 October 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

http://a.im.craigslist.org/be/lu/tXUaHmv0ERLBje3j8Cl2sQyCBzPb.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Why does Jon bother using so many different names when he has such a unique posting style?

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I ... can't ... take the internet ... anymore.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Why does Jon bother using so many different names when he has such a unique posting style?

haha

― _ (pr00de), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

They're showing the mug shot now -- he looks like he just got his dick sucked.
-- I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (crump...) (webmail), October 20th, 2005 2:45 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later) (link)
Um.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), October 20th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

I wonder what Ned looked like reading that.

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

UK SQUIRRELS HOOKED ON CRACK

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Jesus who can defend this, this is absolutely awful.

I hate when people attempt to invade others space on the bus, all of this behaviour is a sort of casting down of the gauntlet, to people. A few weeks ago I was getting the bus and these 3 girls were playing hard house/trance tunes with sort of ghetto tech lyrics ("face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck") over and over and it was so obviously trying to offend people.
...
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), October 20th, 2005 3:29 PM. (Ronan) (later) (link)

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

is that supposed to make me a crank or something? it was a really shit record! and I wasn't offended!

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

THOSE ARE 2 LIVE CREW LYRICS

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

ok it was a trance/hard house track with 2 live crew lyrics.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

it does sound pretty bad

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

sounds like dj assault to me

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

they are on at least 25 other records

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

stop being so conservative, ronan.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah it was pretty arty stuff to be fair, maybe I just didn't get it.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hairrison.org/images_2005/officer_glover.jpg

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

from the Denny Lethargy & Sonny Sharrock thread on ILM:

Question:
I was googling for Sonny Sharrock albums and found this site. I wrote down the name of this album and went into Virgin to ask about ordering this. The guy working the information desk didn't find any information about it! I called Amoeba Records in Los Angeles and asked them about this, and they didn't know about it either, though the guy working the desk told me someone else had asked about it a couple of months ago, so it's out there somewhere. someone PLEASE tell me more about this! : (

-- kyle k. (kazcmareck7...), October 20th, 2005 3:42 PM.

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, I was just coming here to post that!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

awesome

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Should I repost the YSI or was it too obvious?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

the denny thread(s) have become like the fake entries they put in encyclopedias to see if anyone is misappropriating the copyright.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

shit, i was either just reading about those fake entries or watched some special on it. what's that called again?

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Peter Jennings

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 20 October 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I have a pair of jeans that are absolutely perfect except for the fact that the fly seems to constantly fall down entirely of its own accord. As a result I am forced to walk around with my hand in place gently making sure it stays in place. I imagine this looks a bit weird. The alternative, which is to allow the zip to fall as it is wone to do, invites unvites looks of the "what a pervert nature". I can't afford new jeans, Any engineers out there?
-- uptoeleven (nick.uptoeleve...), October 20th, 2005 3:35 PM. (uptoeleven) (link)
Your best friend isn't Gay Scott Baio, is it?

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), October 20th, 2005 3:45 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Your scarf probably has pictures of other scarves on it or something dumb like that.

-- barf bag special (brideofnon...), October 21st, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

that's funny i once had an idea for a trucker hat with a picture of a trucker hat on it.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

My new A shoes have A shoes on them!!

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Also my eyes have a tiny face on them.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

I have eyes without a face.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

(sorry)

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Friday, 21 October 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

that's funny i once had an idea for a trucker hat with a picture of a trucker hat on it.

I had a similar idea for a ringer tee with a pic of a trucker hat on it. The trucker hat would've had the CBGB's logo on it. It would've been beautiful. I smoked weed instead.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

wikipedia on flatulence

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

beavis used to say that he wanted a tattoo of a butt... on his butt

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Friday, 21 October 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

"I want a tattoo of a butt, with a butt-shaped tattoo on it, and I want it right on my butt!"

-Butthead

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 21 October 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

http://a.im.craigslist.org/be/lu/tXUaHmv0ERLBje3j8Cl2sQyCBzPb.jpg

^^^^^^^^^ gaaaaaaahh

― amon (eman), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/madtv/touts/m5/madtv_m5_stuart.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 21 October 2005 11:04 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I have SEEN your picture and I have READ your posts. You're an ugly asshole who knows about computers. You're such a goddamn cock, I'm surprised you're not a lawyer or a stock broker or something.

-- My S.O.'s S.O. (s...), October 21st, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

This post is Anal Cunt-fodder.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"You know about computers"

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

ACTUALLY,

I HAD MY FIRST TASTE OF GLENLIVET AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY ON LONG ISLAND!!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT

-- Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (adamr...), October 20th, 2005. (later)

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

hahah, was that about me? Where is that?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

no, it was about TOMBOT.

Not EVERYTHING is about you, Jon.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

http://a.im.craigslist.org/be/lu/tXUaHmv0ERLBje3j8Cl2sQyCBzPb.jpg
I'm not embarrassed or otherwise in saying I enjoy nude
recreation, my feeling is it's not about sex or (going down on a woman - Yum Yum); as that
signifies something special & private between lover's. Where's being nude, is "Just
Being"; preferably if you are fine & have a beautiful body. Much love, peace out, see ya. X
X, O O = (kiss & hug) Much love to all you LA Goth girl's.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wh-hms.uni-ulm.de/~mfcn/yumyum.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.capital.net/com/phuston/yum-yum2.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.yumtown.com/yum.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

The "You know about computers" speech is up there with the "You don't OWN her" speech with funniest things said to Tombot.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

who was responsible for "you don't OWN her"?

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

probably cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

He pwns her!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bayareaveg.org/blog/media/soynog.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

i only drink infant nog made from catholic babies

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

you don't OWN her=Aaron Hz!!!!!!!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

"Take her, dude" -- Kenan to Oops re Luna

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

< /furiously masturbating>

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

That whole Kenan and Oops get drunk and fight over a girl they've never met thing was pretty frigging funny.

The best thing anyone's ever said, RL or internets, is when this old man in a bar yelled at this other old man, obviously referencing our friend Josh, "Why don't you tell GEORGE MICHAEL over there that WRESTLING ISN'T A REAL SPORT!"

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Robble!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/75500/75850GLNK_w.jpg

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Oops behaved marvelously on that thread, though:

Oh, please, someone delete this thread. Of all the embarrassing threads I have ever started, this is somehow the most shameful.
-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005 3:17 AM. (kenan) (link)

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i'm being a dick cause i am answering you thread question with abundance??
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005 3:17 AM. (Oops) (link)

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No, because you're answering my thread question while ignoreing the spirit of the question, and willfully at that.
-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005 3:18 AM. (kenan) (link)

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how am i ignoring the spirit?? if you feel differently about any of these, then voice your opinion.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005 3:20 AM. (Oops) (link)

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i can't help it my list is so so much better than yours. ok now i'm being a dick.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005 3:21 AM. (Oops) (link)

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Uh huh. Yeah, you're just answering the thread question, sure. And I'm supposed to take the defensive because you're posting more rapidly than me. Hey, eat a dick.
-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005 3:22 AM. (kenan) (link)

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This is all very silly. Is this about Aimee? Hey, take her, dude.
-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005 3:23 AM. (kenan) (link)

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you're cute when you're angry.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005 3:23 AM. (Oops) (link)

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whoah. what? left field, nice to see you.
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005 3:23 AM. (Oops) (link)

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― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

link please.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Films that should never, ever, EVER be remade by anyone, EVER

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

: o

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

a classic!

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Is this some sort of internet cock fight?

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 9th, 2005 3:45 AM. (Tuomas)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

oh MAN

you're the grumpy one. perhaps you should hit the hay.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005.

beverly hills cop

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), June 9th, 2005.

xp DAMN YOU PP! I was just about to post that!

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

SPROING

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh, man, this is the weirdest thread I ever started.
I'm sorry, Mr. Oops. I don't like you much, but I'm sorry I said so, I guess.
Oh, what the fuck. I'm not sorry. You're an ass. Eat me.
No, really, I'm sorry.

-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

"Mr. Oops"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

well he is right on oops being an ass.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

that thread is truly retarded.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Remember the thread where kenan said "we" were too nerdy to hang out with?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh, man, this is the weirdest thread I ever started.

I'm sorry, Mr. Oops. I don't like you much, but I'm sorry I said so, I guess.

Oh, what the fuck. I'm not sorry. You're an ass. Eat me.

No, really, I'm sorry.

-- slightly more subdued (fluxion2...), June 9th, 2005 9:44 AM. (kenan

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

kenan once revived a 3 year old thread I started out of the blue and then lectured me on my opinions (from 3 years prior) and then extrapolated from all of this that I was proof as to why he doesn't trust "traditionally beautiful women." That was completely batshit insane.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh I should point out that not only was the thread 3 years old, it was revived like a year after (2 years before Kenan found it), during which period I TOOK BACK WHAT I SAID THAT WAS APPARENTLY TOTALLY OFFENSIVE TO KENAN.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

don't get me wrong though, I actually like Kenan most of the time! I mean he's way better than oops.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

They both make me laugh. I have nothing against either of them.

I think oops won that thread easy, though.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Kenan is my wacky little friend. Yesterday we ate lunch together, and then he met my dad.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

well, yes, I mean he didn't make a total huge ass out of himself!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Oops is like Shakey Mo and some other dudes in that they seem like nice enough guys until the topic is something serious like religion or politics or race and then all of a sudden they turn into raging assholes.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

i think they're both pretty retarded

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

"serious"

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I've enjoyed Oops often on the internet. I'm aware that a lot of people don't like him, but his strangeness amuses me. Plus once I tried to convince him to leave me some weed at a small Chicago airport.

I know people that have met Shakey Mo and they say he is in fact very pleasant - people other than gygax, I mean.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

we are actually having a discussion, who is better, oops or kenan? we have truly run out of topics.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

That said, Shakey irritates the hell out of me sometimes. But Shakey, if you're reading this, I'll still bro down with you if the situation arises.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

What was the thread, Ally?

I like Oops.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I like both of them, too. They can be crazy, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

"bro down you"

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

kenan is full of himself

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I decided today that there IS someone on ILX I do genuinely hate, but now I can't remember who it is.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Nobody we're discussing here. Some fucking blowhard.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, can't remember.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

sorry adam

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

its trayce isnt it?

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

wheres the thread where kephmeR#@ is getting mad about jizzing on a scarf?

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

doesn't oops look exactly like momus or something?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

ha ha ha

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

wtf is that about? I don't understand.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

jw a thread about sex but I don't remember which one, maybe "I hate sex"?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD (Not really safe for work, obviously)
xpost

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I should mention that a lot of my professional experience as a writer is rooted in writing non-critical copy and press release stuff, which is a whole other thing.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), October 21st, 2005. (inca) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

haha GESTALT

― c7n (Cozen), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

-- feminazi (feminaz...), October 21st, 2005 7:27 PM. (feminazi) (later) (admin) (userip)

-- feminazi (feminaz...), October 21st, 2005 7:27 PM. (feminazi) (later) (admin) (userip)
.
-- feminazi (feminaz...), October 21st, 2005 7:29 PM. (feminazi) (later) (admin) (userip)
PLAY YOU GODDAMN MIDI

-- feminazi (feminaz...), October 21st, 2005 7:32 PM. (feminazi) (later) (admin) (userip)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

is amon/dr g also dean gullberry?

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), October 21st, 2005 6:51 PM. (Oops) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 21 October 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

hah

where is that from, "amon"?

love,
"dean"

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Saturday, 22 October 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

np: "personality crisis" new york dolls

― amon (eman), Saturday, 22 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/ratmonstermig74.wmv

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/4580/midi6fk.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

i don't need some fat fuck telling me what he likes to listen to. and i spit on the people who look to matthew perpetua to decide what to listen to next.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 22nd, 2005 2:25 PM. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Saturday, 22 October 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

How do I shot worms?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), October 23rd, 2005 3:21 AM. (later)

― feminazi (feminazi), Sunday, 23 October 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Star Trek & Techo?

― amon (eman), Sunday, 23 October 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

hahah that cutty quote is OTM

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 23 October 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

what is this font

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 23 October 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

What are some things about books that really f$@king piss you off?

vermont girl you talk like a man.

-- Fred (fred.99854...), October 23rd, 2005. (Fred) (later)

note dates

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 23 October 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

yo yo yo let me speak on dis

gangsta you be fly with mah xtc krew album "english hood" yo so you be down with tha xtc krew! word dog word i hope you be thuggin and buggin to "shootin gangstaz overtime" mah homebody

yo be down with gangsta andy partridge and homebody c-money moulding and yo be protected on tha mean streets of west swindon but if yo mess around if tha xtc krew i be poppin a cap in yo ass yo know what i sayin

word life dawg gangsta andy partride and tha xtc krew out

-- gangsta andy partridge (daxtccre...), October 23rd, 2005 10:25 AM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 23 October 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

someone should introduce gangsta andy to GRIMEY SIMEY.

― haitch to the izz-o (haitch), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

we be frontin' for nigel

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

amazing but true: grimey simey, gangsta andy partrdge, and esteban buttez all live in the same apartment and use the same computer.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

find out what happens when trolls stop being polite and start getting real.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 October 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

that's so unsurprising.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

I have met Grimey Simey. He doesn't live with E Buttez.

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Sunday, 23 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

and who is Michael A Neuman?

― amon (eman), Sunday, 23 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Williams, THAT is more likely than you getting a new schtick.
-- This Field Left Blank (newromanti...), October 23rd, 2005. (Dee the Lurker) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

WILLIAMS

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 24 October 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

this is exciting, maybe someone will fire chuck eddy finally, king of bad taste and snap judgements!! :) yay!!!

-- breezy (breezypoint7...), October 24th, 2005 1:13 AM. (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

i hate breezy so much, dood

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 24 October 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

i had a grey eyebrow once

-- cutty (holle...), October 24th, 2005.

― Kurt Russell in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Monday, 24 October 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

hate or love him ian...that statement is pretty OH TEE EM.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 24 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

madonna at misshapes???ugh

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

BREEZY YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST, POORTHEATRE, NOT FAR BEHIND.

-- cutty (holle...), October 24th, 2005 2:31 PM. (mcutt) (later)

START A FUCKING BLOG ALREADY

-- cutty (holle...), October 24th, 2005 2:34 PM. (mcutt) (later)

BRILLIANT

xposts

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

cutty completely OTM in that thread!

x-post

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, please reveal more of your innermost desires....

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 19th, 2005.

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jeffreydavidmorris.com

Name: : Joe
City and State: : Riverside Ca
Email Address: : joeopalka@yahoo.com
Age: : over 21 and under 65
Comments: : It is a good format! Want a nice girl to be with Try Filipinas as they will not cheat on you, give you sex anytime, anywher. I know, I am married to one. Great in bed, never says no to sex and keeps you in a happy mood all the time.
Name: : david
City and State: : long beach
Email Address: : davidw@wagl.com
Age: : 44
Comments: : hey guy, I appreciate your depth, honest, intelligence and the way your flow was able to intuitively create its structure. david

― Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

I am v. upset at esquire

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

I was about to post that!

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

most of this thread = Bands I've Never Even Heard Of Nor Plan To Listen To Unless An Accident Happens and I Can't Avoid It

-- unconscious, honey (fe...), October 25th, 2005.

i need to read pitchfork more i guess

-- unconscious, honey (fe...), October 25th, 2005.

you really don't!

-- BUCK BUCK, nice shot (big.jesus.trash.ca...), October 25th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

morrissey at clug bang???ugh

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

re: Jack radio being too "white"

I like Jack! It's a pretty fun radio station to listen to in cars. It's a hell of a lot more listenable than any other music station in NYC, I'll tell you that much. I mean, I love lots of love for WFMU, but their signal sucks and you have to catch just the right shows. Hot 97 is nice in small doses, but they most just play "Gold Digger" every eight minutes.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 12:08 PM. (inca) (link)

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

googleproofing

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

How is LA significantly more white than NYC?
-- knife (adamr...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

no one says it is. the article neglects to point out WHY jack is popular there.
-- katrina vanden roffle (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:22 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

Oh. Damn, I was looking for something to get indignant about. I'll try another thread.
-- knife (adamr...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:23 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Saying race is the mitigating factor is bullshit.
it is though. l.a. has a lot more white republican types than nyc, and they've felt underrepresented/pissed off because so much of the local media is geared towards the mexican population. so the jack format is a big deal.

-- katrina vanden roffle (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:32 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

l.a.
"southern california" i should say -- this would include orange county too.

-- katrina vanden roffle (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:34 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

I dunno about that. are you from LA?
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:35 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

by osmosis, yes.
-- katrina vanden roffle (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:36 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

i may be moving there if i get into one of the grad schools i'm applying to.
-- katrina vanden roffle (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), October 25th, 2005 3:37 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

haaaaaaa, where dat from?

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

And seriously you guys, the fucking "goth" thing is REALLY STARTING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF BIG TIME. I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS. It stopped being funny a long time ago.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 25th, 2005 6:13 PM. (trayce)

(see, NOW I am mad)
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 25th, 2005 6:14 PM. (trayce)

you made your coffin
-- RJG (RJ...), October 25th, 2005 6:17 PM. (RJG)

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

i may be moving there if i get into one of the grad schools i'm applying to.

that was a separate thought. it wasn't my explanation of "by osmosis."

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't know, the two Fannypack songs I like a lot ("Seven One Eight" and "Nu Nu (Yeah Yeah)") sound very little like "My Humps" and certainly don't have lyrics anywhere near as awful. So I call bullshit on this.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), October 25th, 2005 5:17 AM.
>

Matthew C Perpetua calls bullshit!
-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), October 25th, 2005 8:44 PM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Joe Six-Pack is smart enough to know Johns Wayne & Ford made ten westerns better than an overachieving lark like Tombstone.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 26th, 2005 9:10 AM.

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what a controversial statement
-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 26th, 2005 9:35 AM.

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hey guys, did you know that the universally acknowledged masters of the western form made better westerns than tombstone?!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 26th, 2005 9:36 AM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

that was a separate thought. it wasn't my explanation of "by osmosis."

i know. it reads better if you ignore that though.

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

gear you get pwnage of the year award on that thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

I was just reading the Leone bio i was quoting from! I immediately thought, "oh come on Leone loved Ford, despite a differing POV!"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

ha, what thread is that?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

the Goodfellas thread on ILE

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

LOS ANGELES - The red and cuddly Sesame Street Muppet Elmo has learned a new lesson: ‘H’ is for handcuffs.

A man dressed as the character was one of three impersonators arrested last week for allegedly harassing tourists for tips after posing for photos on Hollywood Boulevard. Booked with him were people impersonating superhero Mr. Incredible and the dark-hooded character from the horror movie “Scream.”

The impersonators said they were taken into custody at gunpoint, handcuffed and paraded on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before stunned tourists and other impersonators. They were charged with misdemeanor “aggressive begging,” police said.

“With all of the crime in Los Angeles they pick on us?” said Elmo impersonator Donn Harper, 45, who makes up to $400 a day in tips.

Complaints of harassment
Tourists have complained that the costumed characters harass them for not tipping after posing for photos in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater and the Kodak Theater. Merchants say some of the costumed characters are scaring tourists.

Los Angeles Police Officer Michael Shea said police warned impersonators at a meeting last month that the department would start enforcing solicitation and harassment laws. Officers conducted a sting operation by posing as French tourists who didn’t understand English or the American tipping culture.

“Make no mistake about it — I wanted the characters to know what we’re doing,” Shea said.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9813043/

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

"American tipping culture"

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

$400/day!!! Dude is pulling in like 60-70k w/no taxes

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

"up to"

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

i know

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

The WORST Nirvana Song

the Ween ripoff from the box, "Beans," wins this for me, btw
-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 1:47 PM. (M Matos) (link)

Too many to choose from.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 1:51 PM. (vassifer) (link)

I was just about to suggest "Beans," actually. But I think I'm going to third "Polly" now.
-- Zack Richardson (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 1:52 PM. (teenagequiet) (link)

Beans is pretty catchy actually, but yes, it obviously does not sit well alongside their general oeuvre.
-- richard wood johnson (sdflk...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 2:19 PM. (link)

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Thursday, 27 October 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Solid Black Shit

― amon (eman), Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/aborrelli/Funy/267320404_l.jpg

― jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Just Intonation Disco

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i get the sense that certain fanboys have never actually read something really well-written, like, say, a novel.
-- gear (speed.to.roam@...), October 20th, 2005.

he's like the Dave Barry of music writers, except a more foul-mouthed, drug-using variant.
-- gear (speed.to.roam@...), October 20th, 2005.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Hoes who are bros
Who like bros to be hoes
Who do bros like they’re hoes
Who do hoes like they’re bros
Always should be someone you really love

-- sexyDancer (shof...) (webmail), October 27th, 2005 1:50 PM.

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

who is that--thats the sexiest man i have ever seen in robes, and im counting priest porn!
-- anthony (anthony.easto...), October 27th, 2005 9:32 AM. (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Hey!
I'd love for the rss summaries to be the entire message. This would allow me to set my feedreader to summaries only, and i could see each message in the thread.

At the moment, i only get part of each message (the message "summary") so then i have to load the whole thread to be able to see it. Not only does this take ages for long threads over dialup, but it costs you guys a heap of bandwidth.

I'd even be happy if this were an option (GET param) in the threadrss script and i had to add it myself to the url if this is the behaviour i wanted.

-- Anko Painting (mewphobi...), October 27th, 2005 8:35 PM. (Anko2) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

http://ohdog.org/pics/01102705.jpg

― jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

i didn't know kenny g was on star trek

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

http://indyskate.com/kickpopmike2.gif

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

ahahaa fuck yeah!

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

that's awesome.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

from "What are you - heh heh - wearing right now?" thread:

my ex-husband

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), April 19th, 2004 5:01 AM. (Orbit) (link)

and then a year later:

Lounging in white terry....

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), May 10th, 2005 12:07 AM. (Orbit) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

some of us are eating her

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

here!! here i meant. oh god

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

hey waitaminute..

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

dean you diabolical..

― vacuum cleaner (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

he, he

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL ELECTRIC SCISSORS EDIT]

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

No. Next question?
-- kate (masonicboo...) (webmail), November 24th, 2001 5:00 PM. (link)

Hi Kate, You sound pretty bitter, what has happened in your life to feel so down? Gale.
-- Gale Deslongchamps (gal...) (webmail), November 24th, 2001 5:00 PM. (link)

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Friday, 28 October 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Could you please be more specific in your thread titles, please? Thanks.

-- Atheist of Love (masonicboo...), October 28th, 2005.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

gale always kept it real

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

LOL @ DEAN EDIT

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

When did Uatu join the Green Lantern Corps???

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), October 28th, 2005.

I think that must be from one of those Amalgam Comics.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), October 28th, 2005.

His toga/cape is standing up remarkably well under that downpour

-- kingfish orange creamsicle (jdsalmo...), October 28th, 2005.

I'm sorry, but I can not understand such nerdy references.

-- Marv (walke...), October 28th, 2005.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't want to love my balls Tracer. Although I'm planning on getting a vasectomy this spring!
-- don weiner (dandydonweine...), Today. (don weiner) (later) (link)
Never gonna happen. Turning on Dick would be like going state's evidence on the Mafia, only in this case John Gotti runs the witness protection program.

-- Are You Nomar? (wooderso...), Today. (miloaukerman) (later) (link)

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

That "nerdy references" thing FUCKINg CLASSIC.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.factualmaterial.com/douchebaginpink.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Wow, looks like Remy is really enjoying that party.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

did that guy behind remy write "sports" or "spoon" on his shirt?

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

SPOOGE

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

bud light?! noooooooooo!!!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

man look at the size of that Vols mug

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

I was reading the ILX thread on Jarhead..

Find Me a Job (3 matching messages)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar...), July 3rd, 2003.

The end of my sinecure (what is next?) (1 matching message)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- TOMBOT (ar...), October 19th, 2003.

Staying Strong. (1 matching message)
you should all ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar...), June 13th, 2003.

School options (1 matching message)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar..), April 21st, 2003.

Get in and get out of society (1 matching message)
My answer to you is to ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar..), January 17th, 2003.

I have a hair cut tomorrow (1 matching message)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar..), February 5th, 2003.

Lost (1 matching message)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar...), April 10th, 2003.

War and Depression (1 matching message)
My advice to you is to ENLIST IN THE MARINES
-- Millar (tmillar...), February 22nd, 2003.

Damn Student Loans (1 matching message)
The United States Armed Forces have great student loan payment programs. Hence my advice to you is ENLIST IN THE MARINES.
-- Millar (tmillar...), March 3rd, 2003.

Joining a "fraternal" organization: C/D? (1 matching message)
You haff 2 options:
1. GO MORMON
2. ENLIST IN THE MARINES
You are wery velcome.
-- Millar (tmillar...), January 18th, 2003.

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 29 October 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

I actually thought about it. The movie theater commercials say they are "teh gratest warriors in teh world"!lolrofl

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 29 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

funny, i just finished reading a book that claims the waffen-ss were the greatest warriors in the world. i guess we ll never know for sure

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Saturday, 29 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

ok daria that is weird (esp that it is all capitalized)... tombot might be the weirdest guerilla marketing project ever

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 29 October 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

My cat is stuck up a tree (1 matching message)
My advice to you is to ENLIST IN THE MARINES

― amon (eman), Saturday, 29 October 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

is boot cut jeans only worn by gays (1 matching message)
ENLIST IN THE MARINES

― amon (eman), Saturday, 29 October 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

The Marines could use some eyeliner, I think.

THATS RIGHT THE MASCARA SNAKE

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 29 October 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

ATTENTION MICHAEL WHITE
ENLIST IN THE MARINES

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Saturday, 29 October 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

fast and bulbous

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 29 October 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Bulbous also tapered

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

You're supposed to say "And also a tin teardrop"

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

funny, i just finished reading a book that claims the waffen-ss were the greatest warriors in the world. i guess we ll never know for sure
-- unconscious, honey (fe...) (webmail), October 28th, 2005 11:56 PM. (FE7) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gphcs/gameswolf2.gif

― jdubz (ex machina), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

http://portland.indymedia.org/icon/2005/02/310177.jpg

― unconscious, honey (FE7), Saturday, 29 October 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour
span
In all honesty I can't picture a girl giving two blowjobs in a row. Was it with the same guy? Then maybe. But it seems like Brad is hallucinating or paranoid. Did she fool around? I also found it quite sad that he needs to boost his ego by slandering her a Prada-carrying dog-loving blond with sexy thighs.

-- nathalie, a bum like you (stevienixe...), October 29th, 2005 7:41 AM.

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I can assure you it happens, Nath - I have seen it happen, and indeed been a participant, more than once.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), October 29th, 2005 8:35 AM.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 October 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Regarding seals:

They look like lumps of shit peppering the sandy shore.

-- Spinktor the Unmerciful (kentuckysharkwhiske...), October 29th, 2005.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

He wasn't even in the Marines, is the weird thing. Post-coital regrets?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Shouldn't you guys be doing couple shit or something?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

don't even go there the past two days.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Holler

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I have so many!

-- anonymous coward (logge...), October 29th, 2005 4:57 PM.

Hi Tuomas.

-- Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (fuckyouandyouremai...), October 29th, 2005 4:58 PM.

hahahahah

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), October 29th, 2005 5:00 PM.

Why the fuck would you log out to say you have a crush on some people you don't name?

-- Patchouli Clark (noodle_vagu...), October 29th, 2005 5:02 PM.

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Morbius OTM throughout the thread.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), October 29th, 2005.

Jed, that would require some serious rewriting of the fundamental rules of the universe.

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), October 29th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/ass/mindless.gif

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 30 October 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

sex pistols
NIN
old school rap
jungle
your mothers smelly ass

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 30 October 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

???

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 30 October 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

This happened to me about ten years ago. I'm at a party at my friends, Rob & Joanne's house. The music has stopped, so I'm over at the CD player. A mutual friend, Tom, runs over as says: "hey man, Duncan says to put on some Notorious B.I.G." "Ah, tell Duncan to piss up a rope," I say, putting on the Cramps instead (a choice I'll stand by). Tom, oddly dutifully, runs over and tells Duncan that I told him to go piss up a rope. Duncan -- whom I've never met -- is a rather rotund fellow with an irritating penchant for trying to sound like a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, despite being as lillywhite as the rest of the individuals in attendance. "Yo, bitch, why you frontin'?" (I promise, this is a direct quote), says Duncan. I laugh in his face, not taking him at all seriously. From this point on, I'm informed (later, but trouble-stirring Tom), that Duncan says that "it's ON!" For the rest of the party, Duncan his pals glare across the room at me, which I refuse to take seriously. I even go over at one point -- in an attempt to diffuse the idiocy -- and offer Duncan a beer. Duncan responds by throwing all sorts of poses that I assume I was meant to be intimidated by. "Okay, fine, go fuck yourself, fatboy." Now, the trouble is in full bloom. Rob (the host) has now stepped in, scoldiing both parties. "Assholes! Grow up!", etc. Eventually, Duncan and his "posse" split. I stay on for another half hour, and take off with my friend Adam. Wha-hey! Guess who's waiting outside? Duncan and company, only nothing happens. Lots of middle-fingers are exchanged, but no fisticuffs ensue.

B.I.G never got any airtime at the party either. I WIN.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 30th, 2005 10:13 AM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 30 October 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

duncan is actually rob and joanne's 10 year old son, i bet.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

1 jaymc 3411 - indie nonsense
2 Paunchy Stratego 3096 - douchebag music
3 Atheist of Love 3020 - anne murray
4 The Ghost of Black Elegance 2685 - outthere bros.
5 jagged little filly 2565 - nothing past 1983
6 ken c 2565 - christ who knows
7 Sociah T Azzahole 2546 - still thinks its 1996
8 M. White 2323 - who??
9 jdubz 1929 - save ferris
10 Allyzay knows a little German - geri halliwell
11 Amateur(ist) 1558 - old timey bicycle with the big wheel music
12 Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! 1524 - the sound of my murderous rage
13 Jordan 1493 - the sound of clyde stubblefield getting jiggy with his woman
14 Kittens Licking Cakes 1487 - twee nonsense
15 hstencil 1453 - "coloured balls"
16 john p. irrelevant 1445 - fat girl's thighs rubbing together
17 mullygrubbr 1414 - bloodclaart
18 Oh No, It's Dadaismus 1346 - oh who cares
19 Alba 1323 - rupaul and the smiths
20 Hotman Paris Almanac 1300 - some crap
21 luna 1278 - eh
22 kingfish completely hatstand 1260 - total nonsense
23 knife 1210 - the reverend run
24 kelsey 1172 - who do i look like, jaymc???
25 ailsa 1137 - i dont even know who these people are
26 mark grout 1118 - ????
27 iDonut B4 x86 1110 - s'express
28 k/l 1084 - not even gonna bother
29 Ned Raggett 1070 - the screams of his pubescent victims
30 Markelby 1054 - furious jacking-off
31 Hurting 1045 - where did all these people come from?
32 Ed 1030 - i think i remember gareth saying reggae
33 Are You Nomar? 1013 - good god i am so lost
34 1008 (23) '@' - marcy playground
35 n/a 975 - crappy rock music if i had to guess
36 Martin Skidmore 955 - porn soundtracks
37 mark s 948 - xenakis and culture club
38 Mädchen 921 - indie bullshit probably
39 Andrew Farrell 897 - british crap
40 Homosexual II 870 - whatever
41 Gear! 854 (30) - the sound of DJing for ingrates
42 Eisbär 854 (18) - crap
43 850 (18) '@' - the rap music
44 latebloomer 847 - cthulucore
45 grimly fiendish 840 - some bullshit
46 So so Krispie 831 - the sound of tortured souls
47 dahlin 822 - what?
48 gypsy mothra 819 - who?
49 jocelyn 816 - oh who knows
50 jed_ - arthur russell

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), October 28th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

that is fantastic.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Monday, 31 October 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

This happens to more and more often. A couple of months ago I was at work, and "Feed the Birds" off the Mary Poppins soundtrack was playing on my CD player, and suddenly I just felt a tremendous sadness and wanted to cry. I suppressed the tears, though, because I work in an open office with several people around me, and I didn't want them to see me cry - especially because it would've been kinda hard to explain to them why I was doing so. Last week I was at the cinema watching The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, and even though I'd seen the film before and knew what was gonna happen, the ending still made me cry.

I think what's causing this is that the final remnants of these sort of psychic barriers around me, set up by both my socialization as a man and by personal experience, are falling down. Maybe when I get older things'll get more steady, but at the moment I don't really mind being this weepy. It feels liberating.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 30th, 2005 9:07 AM.

― jagged little filly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 October 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

playing the Mary Poppins soundtrack at work is definitely a step towards breaking the psychic barriers of socialization.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

I am afraid she might be fucking black men.

-- Mr Adolph bin Streisand (PaulBank...), October 31st, 2005 12:13 AM. (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

haha i was just coming here to post that

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

Avril Lavigne's new single, "Mama Never Told Me," deals with her sexual assault at the hands of a werewolf that left her with AIDS and child, debating whether to terminate the pregnancy ("What to do? I just don't know/ a lysol douche might be the way to go"). MTV will only be playing the video, which stars Johnny Winter & Mia Farrow as her parents and the dipshit from Coheed & Cambria as her attacker, after midnight, preceeded by a parental advisory and a clarification that Lavigne does not believe that all werewolves are rapists.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), October 31st, 2005.

― Jimmy Mod Is The Damnation (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

I eating a VEGETARTIAN pastry with Morrissey just the other day in ROME and we had this discussion that was very interesting and if you wish to find out more then maybe you can read about it here and I will await its arrival on Morrissey-Solo.com and then NME.com once I add the magic words "Pete Doherty" but you should read it now so when this strory breaks in the mainstream you can say "OH I ALREADY KNEW THAT...XIU XIU!!!"

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

That is classic.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody read Catwoman?

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/f4o2dc.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

i once wore a hawaiian shirt to a chilis. i got called a fag in the parking lot.

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), October 31st, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Also, from what I've read upthread, Adam, I think you need to distance yourself from your work a little. It's good to be professional but when you identify with your work so much that you blur the line between your individuality and your employment generally, it often leads to things like caffeine overdoses and the like.

-- M. White (deir...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005 4:57 PM. (Miguelito) (later) (link)

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Music

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Jess pwnz:

Hating is so unattractive

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

ken is there any way you can rephrase that into a bukakke joke or annoying picture of yourself?
-- _ (...), November 1st, 2005.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

White trick-or-treaters in blackface: C/D?

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

ethan and i have a longstanding tradition of being our own personal version of a minstrel show.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/devon/discovering/images2/punch_judy_270.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

When is the Midgets of Rock tour?
-- Igor Adkins (ketoacidosi...), November 1st, 2005.
I THINK IT GOT CANCELED...BUT THE CROTCHITY GRAND-PA'S AND THE GET OFF MY LAWNS ARE PLAYING SOON!
-- ddb (stupidpum...), November 1st, 2005.
They RAWK and I hear they have an opening for you to play percussive walker with cane.
-- Igor Adkins (ketoacidosi...), November 1st, 2005.
I CANT LEAVE MENUDO JUST YET.
-- ddb (stupidpum...), November 1st, 2005.
but can you afford the plastic surgery to stay in? botox is expensive.
-- Igor Adkins (ketoacidosi...), November 1st, 2005.
MEXICAN BOTOX, MERE PESOS.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), November 1st, 2005.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I think I understand everything now:
Everything is offensive to somebody. Full stop.

In fact, my incomplete sentence above just offended the National Grammar Society... Oh! The horror!

I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, what is this world coming to. Oh, wait... I mean golly gosh, no, wait, I mean...

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...) (webmail), November 1st, 2005 12:35 PM. (Rob Bolton) (link)

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

shit has leaked.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2005 6:22 AM. (mcutt) (1 trackback) (link)

Answers

shit was fake! oh well, we need an official thread anyway.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2005 6:26 AM. (mcutt) (link)

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I definitely did not mean pop in the sense that they would be played on the radio or something! I mean pop as relative to indie rock.

I strongly believe that the Furnaces are one of the few bands of their generation who will have an enduring cult a la Pavement, The Fall, and Sonic Youth.

Seriously, fuck the Shins! I'm sure people said this kind of bullshit about Sonic Youth relative to mediocrities like the Replacements back in the 80s, but look who go the last laugh...

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), November 1st, 2005. (inca) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Wherein "strong believe" is slang for "hope beyond fucking hope for the sake of my rapidly tarnishing reputation as some sort of online tastemaker"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

How is M.'s reputation "rapidly tarnishing"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Because Dom sez so?

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

he's only 16 he don't have a rep yet

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

stones?

― captin crunchheart (dr g), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

the cutty one is great

― c7n (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

At the moment, I'd say...

Acoustic Ladyland - Last Chance Disco
Antony and The Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now
Roots Manuva - Awfully Deep

but this could easily change between now and December.

2005 Tracking List: http://rateyourmusic.com/lists/list_view?list_id=27682&show=25&start=0

Blog: http://www.inleagewithpaton.blogspot.com

-- Daniel Paton (inleaguewithpato...), November 1st, 2005.

Your url has a typo in it. Should be:

http://www.inleaguewithpaton.blogspot.com/

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), November 1st, 2005.

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

who ARE all those people on that "3 best albums of '05" thread?

― the lack of rhythm machine (haitch), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

defend the indefensible: BROS

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

damn neck face gets up everywhere
-- cutty (holle...), November 2nd, 2005 12:56 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

are you a regular poster logged out or just some guy? if logged out, why are you scared???
-- _ (...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2005 10:19 AM. (link)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ajdmmaid.com/I-Ironing.jpg

― rush, push, cash (FE7), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

yes, yes and rush, push, cash is on yr reich id card, we know

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

well said, strongo

― rush, push, cash (FE7), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

i am curious about yr weird obsession with ethan, tho

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

BUT NOT ON THE FUNNY THREAD

― sorry sorry (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Someone give Passantino a yellow card.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/07/11/PH2005071101570.jpg

― KSTFU (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

wait, yanc3, so if this guy's leaving, can't you just stay and get a non-douche to replace him?
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2005 12:10 PM. (hstencil) (link) (admin) (userip)

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yeah, that's the plan now. before i thought that the third roommate was w/ him on this. that was implied. but now that she's made her opinions known, i think it should be cool.
-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2005 12:33 PM. (ystrickler) (link) (admin) (userip)

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this is where i note that i'm not exactly happy living in bushwick.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2005 12:36 PM. (hstencil) (link) (admin) (userip)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Remy, more or less. I've gone into chat rooms and posed as a woman and then talked with people of both sexes. When I'm talking to men in that situation, it's not because I'm attracted to them as men, exactly (that is, it's not like I'm secretly gay and pretending that they want the homosex, too) -- it's because I'm attracted to the general dynamic and role-playing that results from the pairing. (Although I should also note that it doesn't mean that I secretly want to be a woman, either, no matter how much I enjoy creating a female persona on occasion.) This sort of thing seems to skirt conventional constructs of sexual identity.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 2nd, 2005 1:35 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

"on occasion"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127131

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

http://xs34.xs.to/pics/05255/finish.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

b/w

http://www.4x4.zoomshare.com/album/RANDOM/images/48f3372fc197b134c19ed01f87303001_11089453770/image.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

http://tuberose.com/Graphics/heart%20attack.jpeg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

I knew that'd be noticed. ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

according to Vahid, IDM is the same as house but with a little disco thrown in too.

-- biz (b...), November 2nd, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

an oldie but a goodie, from WORLD'S LARGEST HAMBURGER :

PARDON MY FREEDOM UK BITCHES!!!!!!

-- ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (j.dubz@RoffleStationZero), August 18th, 2004.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 November 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

regarding cutty's reply (the first on this thread): you're a nerd for pointing that out. i hope you know that? why did you take the trouble to point that out? you could've just typed up your favorite devandra banhart cd's or something in the same amount of time and energy it took to point out an error in the typing of a depeche mode album. by the way, pitchfork just called, they're lookin for interns apparently? maybe you should look into that.

-- corey c

devEndra banhart.

-- cutty

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 November 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I kinda feel like Corey C got the better of that one anyway tho.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Breezy C

― discus (dr g), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

sorry, i have to disagree with you, stormy.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

is this out yet or are we listening to mp3s?
-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...), November 3rd, 2005. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

I think the text was actually rather funny, and instead of being racist it seemed to be satirizing racism (the lines about German soldiers and Jews should've made that clear). If this would've be written by some progressive comedian it would've received quite different comments, I think.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2005 5:07 AM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

is there anyone he won't save?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Remy, whatever pretentiosexual beliefs you hold, how has it become your place to tell other people what their sexuality is? I'd hazard a guess that you enjoy talking about it - or agonising over your own as-yet-unrevealed issues - more than doing it, if this thread is any evidence.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), November 3rd, 2005 9:04 AM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

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Pot calling kettle, fuckhead.
-- Remy (rem...), November 3rd, 2005 11:35 AM. (x Jeremy) (later) (link)

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err, pretentiofuckhead.
-- Remy (rem...), November 3rd, 2005 11:37 AM. (x Jeremy) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

another one for THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

besides, I prefer the term "neofolk"...
-- Edward III

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Um, actually. The reason I haven't participated on this thread yet is the same reason why I haven't been an ILE participant in general in that same time period, i.e. I realized that this was a community that wasn't serious about the (I realize now) pretend "connections" it was building up amongst the various personalities on this forum, that one could easily be shoved aside in favor of getting The Big Laugh (or another method of gaining attention), that all the chattiness and "oh I really do care about you"s that one posts on ILE as a whole don't mean a damn thing if I can't actually get to know the individual who's posting what (s)he is posting (and vice versa), and that very few of ILX has actually let me get to know them (and, again, vice versa). I mean, it's pretty pathetic that the only ILX person I've regularly chatted back and forth with over the past few months is Anthony Easton, whose personal plate is pretty damn full.
So I've retreated to ILM, where I can stick to talking about music, which apparently is the only subject on the whole of ILX that people around here are willing to take seriously. It also prevents me from feeling like I'm actually building any real kinships with anyone, which I feel is a very good thing around these parts. I don't want to take anyone at their word when they give me friendly overtures now. I don't want to be lulled into that false sense of emotional and relational security only to have it come back to bite me in the ass. I don't want to feel like I'm closer to someone than I actually am. So that's why I am very reticent about participating in the whole of ILE or any other forum on ILX that is general chat-related. I'm still occasionally lurking on ILE, but ILM is fine enough for me now.

-- This Field Left Blank (newromanti...), November 2nd, 2005 6:08 PM. (Dee the Lurker) (later)

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Police: Burrito Sparks 7-Eleven Fight
Girl Allegedly Releases Pit Bull On Attackers

POSTED: 10:58 am EST November 3, 2005
UPDATED: 11:32 am EST November 3, 2005

WASHINGTON -- The Metropolitan Police Department is investigating an early-morning fight that supposedly started over a burrito.

Police said a man inside the store didn't have enough money to pay for his burrito and left the store to get more. While he was outside, another of the store's patrons decided to buy that burrito.

News4 talked to that patron, who didn't want to be identified. He said when the man came back into the store, he became livid that someone had bought his burrito and the fight escalated from there.

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Slideshow: Images From Scene

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Police said the fight then spilled outside the store and at some point, the girlfriend of the original purchaser opened a car door and released a 75- to 80-pound pit bull, which bit three men, including an innocent bystander.

Cmdr. Larry McCoy said people have to maintain a dog on a leash, and if someone did release the dog they could face criminal charges as well.

The men bitten by the dog were transported to Howard University Hospital for treatment and released.

Police said animal control was called and took the pit bull away.

Investigators said they will take a good look at the stores surveillance tapes before filing any charges.
Copyright 2005 by nbc4.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

― discus (dr g), Thursday, 3 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

oddly, i've got a photo of me with weird al somewhere too, stashed in some photo album -- at hershey park, pennsylvania, sometime in the early/mid '90s. i wore a hawaiian shirt for the occasion, and he compimented my roadrunner and wiley coyote tennis shoes.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 3rd, 2005 5:11 PM. (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

I think my mom had those.

― discus (dr g), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

i have a photo of me and weird al too! from the UHF premiere at the sherman oaks galleria! im like 10!

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

The bands that don't deserve their own thread are the ones that are so obscure that few people would actually be able to contribute to the conversation. "Bad" bands that are hugely popular can still be discussed, even if it is to say how bad and/or boring they are.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 31st, 2005 12:47 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

hmmm.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

dude, relax. there is no need for an ilx ombudsman.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

there is no need for an ilx.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

that is really pretty true.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

Haha, it was kind of an Okrent-like answer, wasn't it? I don't know why you're telling me to relax, though: I was just answering the question pragmatically.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

i'm telling you to relax because you're far too dedicated to uncovering the je ne sais quoi to this whole place. sometimes it's charming, sure, but sometimes it's creepy. but hey, i guess we all have hobbies. me, i like to cook.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

yes, you do, and you're writing it down, just now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

No, I really don't know what you mean. "Uncovering the je ne sais quoi to this whole place"? Even if I a) knew what that meant, and b) recognized it in myself, I don't even know what that has to do with the quote of mine you pasted.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

dedicated to it, not actually uncovering it, because that you'll never do.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

funny thread ... getting ... less ... funny ...

― discus (dr g), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

I mean, lately I've been joking about the thing Stormy said to me months ago about how I supposedly memorize random facts about ILXors. I don't know that I do so any more than plenty of other people who post here, but it amused me how Stormy used that to assert my "creepiness," so in the last few days I've been playing that up, and others have played along -- cf. the ModReq thread where Ally asks me if I'm going to add JimmyTheMod's real name to my list of facts. But I mean, sheesh. There's no conscious effort involved, beyond posting on a message board for two and a half years and getting to know people.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

xpost Sorry, Dean.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

there's no "supposedly" about it, just as it's doesn't take much to note scowcroft writing a times op-ed like three years ago.

but jefe is right, back to the roffles, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

(The hell? Now you're picking on me because I thought that was a good profile of Scowcroft in the New Yorker? Sorry! I mean, you're obviously way more tuned into international politics than I am. I'm not saying that bitterly or sarcastically; it's true. So the article was probably more enlightening for me than it was for you -- that's still no reason to get all grouchy just because I liked it.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Now you're picking on me because I thought that was a good profile of Scowcroft in the New Yorker?

no, but nice obfuscation.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

You brought it up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

I AM NOT PICKING ON YOU FOR LIKING THE ARTICLE MR. I-LIKE-TO-PRETEND-I'M-FEMALE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

http://segadirect.jp/Catalog/CustomPages/images/sonicgem_tmaeb.gif

― caramel voltaire (FE7), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

Then why'd you mention it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

I mean, it seems like a really random thing to inject into the conversation unless you're trying to zing me; it doesn't even seem to bear much relation to the first part of your sentence.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP IN AN UNRELATED THREAD LIKE A CREEPY MCCREEPAZOID!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

WHAT A COUNTRY

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

nobody says that about canada.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

WHAT A PROVINCE

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

No, there was context, douche. Eric said he was glad he had the chance to dive into that article. I said yeah, I liked it, even though hstencil said he didn't learn anything from it -- I wanted to see if Eric had a similar reaction or not.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

you coulda just said "yeah i liked it" instead of being a note-taking creep.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

WHAT AM I WEARING NOW AMAZING KRESKIN?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

anyway it's been far too long without roffles. where's slocki?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Stence, what constitutes "note-taking"? I mean, for you to even make a generalization about me in the first place means that you have been observing me on ILX and taking care to note what I say. For you to come out with the "Mr. I-Like-To-Pretend-I'm-Female" zing means that you're memorizing random facts just as much as I am.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

now that yellowcard's funny!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

in russia facts memorize jaymc!

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

back to the rofflery

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

(xxxxetc-post)

jaymc was just answering the thread question! if that's "creepy" then so are all those stupid meta threads.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

...

― bird-person-person (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

haha jbr otm

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

in russia thread questions answer jaymc!

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

what a country!

― gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

http://images.gubbish.org/vasectomy.jpg

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

actually yeah i do think meta threads are pretty creepy. but jaymc isn't!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 November 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/ep3605-kuni.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 4 November 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

re yakov: ukrainian is one of the few accents i can imitate really well. my best friend growing up was ukrainian by birth and now every time i hear an accent even vaguely similar to hers i can immediately identify where it's from.

did you know mila kunis is ukrainian? when i read that on wikipedia i was like "hahaha i THOUGHT SO!"

― bird-person-person (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 November 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Esteban, where would you rank yourself on the Troll-O-Meter (on a scale of 1-10)? And be honest.

-- Lingbertt (ahg...), November 3rd, 2005 4:58 AM. (later)

are you using the decimal troll-o-meter or the imperial troll-o-meter?

if it is the latter than its sixpence

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!! (estebanbuttezzz...), November 4th, 2005 1:07 AM. (later)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

i knew mila kunis was ukranian

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

in soviet russia, mila kunis knows YOU'RE ukranian!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

BORING

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Libby has a lot to live up to as a conservative author of erotic fiction. As an article in SPY magazine pointed out in 1988, from Safire (“[She] finally came to him in the bed and shouted ‘Arragghrrorwr!’ in his ear, bit his neck, plunged her head between his legs and devoured him”) to Buckley (“I’d rather do this with you than play cards”) to Liddy (“T’sa Li froze, her lips still enclosing Rand’s glans . . .”) to Ehrlichman (“ ‘It felt like a little tongue’ ”) to O’Reilly (“Okay, Shannon Michaels, off with those pants”), extracurricular creative writing has long been an outlet for ideas that might not fly at, say, the National Prayer Breakfast. In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress.
-- _ (...), November 4th, 2005 10:43 AM. (later)

what i read of the writing wasnt terrible at all! it reminded me of sontag's novels
-- _ (...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

NOTE: All start times subject to REALITY

― Alex in Novosibirsk (ex machina), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I think I read somewhere that Kunis didn't even speak English until she was 12.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

in soviet russia, English learns to speak you!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

fuck you Markor tv stand that i can't put together! go back to sweden or china and shove a fucking cinnamon bun up your wooden ass.
-- bingo (thebing...), November 4th, 2005 6:16 AM. (Chris V)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

right now i am reading "underworld" by don delillo and "the 500 greatest heavy metal albums of all time" by some idiot

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 November 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

haha who said that?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 November 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

haha. some asshole

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 November 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

haha oh noes!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Personally I reckon Bauhaus are like sheik kebab followed by chicken jalfrezi with onion bhajee and pilau rice; whereas Killing Joke are more like chicken pakora followed by rogan josh with bombay aloo and naan bread; but maybe that's just me?

-- Stewart Osborne (stewart.osborn...), November 4th, 2005 4:56 AM. (Stewart Osborne) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 November 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

xxxxpost ROFFLEZ.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 5 November 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

Fuck one narrative. I'm drunk, I've had exactly one too many coworker start passing around The Answers Book in the office, and as an ENTP + Aries I find the entire idea of focusing more than one inebriated whit of force to the debate of "post-modernism" vs "futurism" vs "modernism" (while they are all interesting in their own way, except futurism, fuck that shit) no really folks the vast majority of the failures in human endeavour in the past 100 years can most likely be attributed to one of two things:

1. human weakness
4. people trying to shit on kant even though at the end he's right
9. people trying to act like nietx even though at the end he's only right where he sounds like camus (he sounds like camus because camus did it better)
17u. Industry (oh fuck it)

People be dying in the streets! Why? Teleology.

Good night,

-- TOMBOT (>@), November 5th, 2005. (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 5 November 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

was lois lane a reporter? i never read superman comics.

-- amateur!!st (-...), September 20th, 2004.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 6 November 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh that Tom! What an iconoclast! Original AND daring!

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 6 November 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

you misspelled "douchebag"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Sunday, 6 November 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

IN IRAQ, BABY EAT JEW!

-- _ (...), November 3rd, 2005 11:21 AM. (link)

― safesafeSAfe (eman), Monday, 7 November 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

The Lollies?...The verdict nepotistic greatness or basic garbage...

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I just ate a bag of dicks

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DEAD HORSE BEATS YOU

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...) (webmail), November 7th, 2005 2:22 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

It's a fucking BLOW JOB. 10-15 minutes MAX. Small price to pay for my staying loyal through bouts of sexlessness that typically last 9-15 months each.

-- Mr Adolph bin Streisand (PaulBank...), November 7th, 2005.

Maybe her lips are tired from sucking a more worthy cock.

-- recovering optimist (christbaitrisin...), November 7th, 2005.

Like this Max fellow, you mentioned.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), November 7th, 2005.

What are you, a bad stand-up comedian?

-- Masked Gazza (m...), November 7th, 2005.

-- _ (...), November 7th, 2005 4:07 PM. (link)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 7th, 2005 4:35 PM.

― bird-person-person (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/rent_is_too_damn_high_2.JPG

― bird-person-person (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Kramer Guitar Made of Wood

I made this kramer wooden guitar in shop class back in high school. Its pretty neat-o. I even drew in the frets and fret markers. It was my first big project. The finger board and the body are 2 pieces. to take it apart you just pull real hard. No glue or tape used here. All natural. Measures approximately 31 inches long. Check out my other auctions especially the Tunturi road power machine that thing is one of a kind just like this guitar

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

-CLUB EXIT IN GREENPOINT
-CAMO BITCH WHINING IN THE PIT (DURING JAPANTHER??? (tentative))
-dfa1979 was pretty fun i gotta say

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

so i'm writing a paper on emo culture, suburbia, roland barthes, and benjamin's arcade project. any relevant books/articles i should be checking out?
-- rachel khong (rachel.khon...), November 8th, 2005. (grammar is love) (later) (admin) (userip)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Haha. She writes for Pitchfork now, I think.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

a google reveals semi-finalist in 2003 Ayn Rand Fountainhead essay contest!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

it's love, isn't it, sterling?

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

i smell screwball movie plot!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

FEED ME
-- RSS ENTERPRISE (K4T3in@RB1T) (webmail), November 3rd, 2005 8:40 AM. (link)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

the email's half the joke on that one.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

actually, i was laughing at the time and date

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

blah, my webmail links were turned off so only half the address showed. i thought that's what you'd pasted.
PWNED
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V

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i went and edited the post to preserve the joke

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

That reminds me of my last trip to SF. Taking the shuttle from Oakland airport to the BART, I saw a woman writing Qui-Gon Jin fan fiction in her journal.

-- discus (dr_...), November 9th, 2005.

missed connection?

-- Jdubz (dr_...), November 9th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Bands opposed to American Apparel products

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck? You can't just invent a belt, Sam Raimi. THat goes against cannon!

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), November 7th, 2005 12:07 AM. (Huk-L) (later) (link)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

but does kim gordon think bean cobian is jojo
-- america's next top ramen (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), November 9th, 2005 5:34 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

In an "Alive and Well" newsletter, Kim Deal said she suspected that Bean Cobian, alias JoJo, gave AIDS to Kurdt Russell.
-- Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (fiestasandsiestas(nospam)@yahoo.com) (webmail), November 9th, 2005 10:01 AM. (Bent Over at the Arclight) (link)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Due a recurring, partly undiagnosed lower back problem, I walk with a limp for about three months out of every year.
I'm sure you can't tell from my posts.

-- Samuel Glickstein (adamr...) (webmail), April 14th, 2005 3:35 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

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I can tell by the way you walk.
More of these, please.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), November 9th, 2005 11:09 AM. (jaymc) (link)

― discus (dr g), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Chuck, how do you still have a job?

-- Jdubz (dr_...), November 10th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Another thing about her that reminds me of punk: On her first *SNL* appearance, when the music came out of the speakers while she non-lip-synched and did her awkward jig, I *immediately* thought of John Lydon doing something very similiar on *American Bandstand* in 1980, so we heard "Poptones" but he just did a silly dance while it played.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 10th, 2005 9:33 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Meta - Thread/Topic Ownership

― someone was bound to post it eventually (bato), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

roffle at chuck quote

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.critcononline.com/images/over%20the%20edge%20british%20vhs%20front.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

so scary im not sure what to do im 13

― amon (eman), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

what does my dream mean?

― amon (eman), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Will I be a Beastmaster?

― amon (eman), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

can you think of a worse job? rooting through shit and sanitary towels?
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), November 10th, 2005 8:46 AM. (Enrique) (link)

i dunno... eating them?
-- g-kit (kittenslikemil...) (webmail), November 10th, 2005 8:49 AM. (g-kit) (link)

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that's not an actual job... is it?
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), November 10th, 2005 8:51 AM. (Enrique) (link)

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well, no. you never said it had to be an actual job.
-- g-kit (kittenslikemil...) (webmail), November 10th, 2005 8:52 AM. (g-kit) (link)

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

can you please either lock of fix the HTML error crap on this thread:
Meta - Thread/Topic Ownership

Thanks, and I apologise for thinking that ILE could actually have a serious meta-thread any more.

-- Streatham's Paisley Princess (masonicboo...), November 10th, 2005. (kate) (tracklink) (later)

Answers

Please could someone clear that crap off my thread?
-- Streatham's Paisley Princess (masonicboo...), November 10th, 2005. (kate) (later)

heavy flow of gifs!!!
-- Jdubz (dr_...), November 10th, 2005. (ex machina) (later)

And please remove that, while you're at it?
-- Streatham's Paisley Princess (masonicboo...), November 10th, 2005. (kate) (later)

You are not clever, you are just a fucking asshole.
-- Streatham's Paisley Princess (masonicboo...), November 10th, 2005. (kate) (later)

pot kettle FAT
-- Jdubz (dr_...), November 10th, 2005. (ex machina) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

This show will be loved forever. So so classic. People will watch it many years from now. Cable channels will run marathons of it. It'll be like... I don't know. "Soap," maybe.
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), November 11th, 2005 10:06 AM. (kenan) (link)

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In fairness to Fox, they have stuck by the show when most any other network would have axed it almost right away. They went out of their way to protect it from getting demolished in the sweeps, and it's sort of miraculous that it ever got this far without any noticeable interference.
I wouldn't be shocked if Fox stuck with it a little while longer, or if it ended up elsewhere. But even if it's the end, it's the best run of any comedy program in the history of television, and the cult will only grow.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), November 11th, 2005 10:11 AM. (inca) (link)

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

keep on angling for that network job matty

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

But even if it's the end, it's the best run of any comedy program in the history of television, and the cult will only grow.

eh, i'd rather watch "mash," even if it lasted 4x as long as the actual korean war.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Nothing kills the fun of tv show quicker than Kenan waxing rhapsodic over it.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T READ BOING BOING, JON.

-- jocelyn (nalra...) (webmail), November 11th, 2005 1:51 PM. (Jocelyn) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Contribute an answer

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

We have had Cat Powers and Fiona Apple .
I am hearing Little Earthquake and i think it is the most harrowign thing i have heard.
Opinons
-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), July 11th, 2001 7:00 PM. (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

7th heaven's ending too but i dont see anyone losing any tears over that. (except me, of course.)

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

You'll always have Jessica Biel.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

This show will be loved forever. So so classic. People will watch it many years from now. Cable channels will run marathons of it. It'll be like... I don't know. "Soap," maybe.

*brain explodes*

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

"Empty Nest," maybe.

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

"Picket Fences," maybe.

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco is relentlessly OTM in this thread.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), November 6th, 2005 7:24 PM. (inca) (link)

― amon (eman), Saturday, 12 November 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301587405.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― gear (gear), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Nothing kills the fun of tv show quicker than Kenan waxing rhapsodic over it.

-- KSTFUNS (nicole.kessle...), November 11th, 2005 2:17 PM.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

tehresa sorry i didn't call you back that one time. i was sleeping, i got very sick from pre birthday activities and missed birthday activities. also sorry for ruining the funny thread with this message

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

i thought broadcast were kinda boring. i left midway thru their set to get some cheeze fries.
-- Special Agent Dale Koopa (dr.carl....), November 11th, 2005 9:00 AM. (orion) (later)

― howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 12 November 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

caitlin let's booze tomorrow, k?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 12 November 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

is vanity fair a good magazine? i've never read it and for a long time always assumed it was just another glossy celebrity mag, but it deals with politics too, no? and doing a pretty good job i've heard.
best name for a magazine ever. i know it's from somewhere else but i cant recall where exactly.

-- Lovelace (futilecrime...), November 12th, 2005 9:48 PM. (Lovelace)

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it's the title of the excellent novel by William Makepeace Thackeray, of course.
-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), November 12th, 2005 9:53 PM. (polyphonic)

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ah
-- Lovelace (futilecrime...), November 12th, 2005 9:55 PM. (Lovelace)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 12 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

This thread was giving me the giggles even BEFORE A Nairn got involved:

complicated personal situtation

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 13 November 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

god, that thread is so horrible:

and not exactly multi/poly--queer is the word i use (and she is too--i mean thats a big part of this, she refuses to self-id irt sex, gender or oreintation--my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoritical phallus--and already has.)

-- anthony (anthony.easto...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 11:27 AM. (link)

discus

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Sunday, 13 November 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

"my assumed vulva" and "theoretical phallus" would make killer band names!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoretical phallus
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my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoretical phallus
my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoretical phallus
my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoretical phallus
my assumed vulva would fit perfectly into her theoretical phallus

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

you are both kind to fix his spelling error

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

assumed volvo

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

my assmed volvo woud fit perfecty into her theorical phalus

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

does he know that's not even how it works, backwards? things can't fit into vulvas

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

uh oh

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, just try not to screw up this girl's life just because you want sex with her, ok? That's a good lad.
-- Aimless (aimles...), November 12th, 2005 10:27 AM.

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That is as nasty and unjustified a comment as I've seen in a while here - patronising, making up motives and damning someone for them. Really viciously hateful.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), November 12th, 2005 10:46 AM.

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Feel my hateful fangs.
-- Aimless (aimles...), November 12th, 2005 10:47 AM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

slapping fights between blowhards are always funny

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Sunday, 13 November 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Matthew Perpetua is the creator of Fluxblog, and is considered by many to be a pioneer of the mp3 blog format. He was born on August 5 1979 and currently lived New York. He graduated from Parsons School of Design in 2002 with a BFA degree in photography. Matthew Perpetua has never heard any music by black people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Perpetua&diff=27773507&oldid=27570866

-- ORLY (...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 7:03 PM. (later) (link)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Sunday, 13 November 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

my assmed volvo woud fit perfecty into her theorical prius

― Jdubz (ex machina), Sunday, 13 November 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

my assmed volvo woud fit perfecty into her theorical prius

-- Jdubz (dr_...), November 13th, 2005 6:36 PM.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

That record was really awful. This new one is more like his first solo album, the two highlights of the album for me are clearly going for a "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" sort of thing.

-- Matthew Perpetua (fluxequalsra...), December 21st, 2004 4:21 PM. (Matthew Perpetua)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 November 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

sufjan stevens?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I think the people who are the most angered by the same thing that Kate originally references on the top of this thread ARE the people who were the most bullied in childhood, who are so hypersensitive to this ever occurring again that they recoil at nasty snipes they encounter on this message board.

I mean, look. We're all conceivably supposed to be adults, right? So why can't we have ONE SINGLE FUCKING THREAD in here that seems as though it's populated entirely by adults? Why is there such an impulse around here for people to pop up on random threads, give jokey, clownish responses so they can land on the latest Excelsior thread/get a cyber high-five from the other amateur comedians on this forum, and completely distract the flow of what had the promise of becoming something important and serious and INTERESTING?

And why do so many people on here choose pigheadedly to "blame the victim" when it comes to trolling/flaming actions? So many people on here tolerate the stupidest childish/juvenile behavior around, yet when the target of that behavior decides to speak out against it, the very same people turn around and become huffy or lash out at the victim of the attacks. Look, it's ok to be jokey and fun, but not when all the "fun"-making is purely one-sided and certainly unwarranted or not called for.

I'm one of those people who has increasingly become even more angered by ILX as a whole, because of what I've dubbed the Excelsior Syndrome. Far too many people are far too interested in being comedic at the expense of any sort of real discussion that there can no longer be anything approaching real adult-like conversation. I'm not saying there should be a complete ban on everything funny, I'm just saying that the funniness should be controlled, reined in, and only used as a method of exchange between individuals who wish to interact with each other in that manner. Maybe I'd be asking too much for that. Maybe I'd also be asking too much to have everyone treated with the same common courtesy they treat everyone else. I'm not talking friendship-type overtures; I'm just talking about keeping in mind that behind the username there lies a REAL PERSON, with the feelings and emotions accorded any real person out there. Maybe the majority of individuals here are too immature or cold-hearted or arrogant to carry on with that kind of attitude.

-- This Field Left Blank (newromanti...), November 13th, 2005 11:17 PM. (Dee the Lurker) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

so much drama over some rofflin'.

― revolting upstairs (haitch), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

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-- Special Agent Dale Koopa (dr.carl.saga...), November 9th, 2005 5:14 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

what would be good music to fuck ilm to?

-- Masked Gazza (m...), November 9th, 2005 5:27 PM. (later) (link)

satie.

-- Special Agent Dale Koopa (dr.carl.saga...), November 9th, 2005 5:32 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I've dubbed the Excelsior Syndrome.

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

i think charlton heston was in that

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

Get your hands off my post, you damned dirty troll!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 14 November 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

dee is a troll

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 14 November 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

tony jaa elbows people, in the thread

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 5:41 PM. (link)

i win,, you cunnts

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 5:41 PM. (link)

bam!! v v v

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 5:49 PM. (link)

that was three elbows to your head
look, i win again, it is so esy

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 5:50 PM. (link)

bam!! v v v v bam >

you see i am in my element at the internet ,you might as well give it up girlboy

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 6:03 PM. (link)

that is what you say but in real you are bleeding liuke the pig that you are :)

v v v bam bam°

i win :) i win :)

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 13th, 2005 6:08 PM. (link)

> >

this is me kicking iamotm again. because she is slackjawed and i am superagressive

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 14th, 2005 7:05 AM. (link)

^ ^ ^
now i hit tumas in the chin because she is boring too :)

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 14th, 2005 7:13 AM. (link)

here is a picture of me kicking everyone with fire feet!
http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/doc/images/rloadblock.jpg

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 14th, 2005 7:19 AM. (link)

i am super agressive, fire can not hurt me! but it hurts you with fire!

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 14th, 2005 7:21 AM. (link)

i have style, this is why!

-- tony jaa elbows people in the head (tonyja...), November 14th, 2005 7:21 AM. (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 14 November 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

perhaps a revolving power scheme is the solution, 33 kings, each with 17 advisors.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (Ronan)

― disposable login 3 (disposable login 3), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

y this y that y y y y y

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 14 November 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

from an amazon review: "I admit, when I bought this book in 2001, I read the first two chapters and put it down. About two years later, I began to persue my musical interests towards more Dischord bands. I picked up the book again and couldn't stop putting it down."

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I think being smacked across the jaw with a fistful of cold steel doesn't even begin to compensate for trying to kill as many innocent, unarmed and unwarned bystanders as possible with explosive strapped to your torso, augemented with ball bearings to inflict extra shrapnel. She's earned worse, I'd suggest. I'm sorry, that's just my emotional response. Obviously, if all crimes were treated with this methodology, we'd have a huge mess on our hands, but I can't help feeling that this woman deserves every conceivable nastiness.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 12:48 PM. (vassifer) (link)

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so does that extend to rape?

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 12:49 PM. (slutsky) (link)

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Don't put words in my mouth, Slocki.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 12:52 PM. (vassifer) (link)

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

hee hee

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

how does black metal differ from doom metal? faster? more treble?
-- petesmith (plsmit...), November 14th, 2005. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

But in music (especially pop music) "confessions" denotes a discourse that's as much formed by aural and sonic signifiers as it is by lyrics.
-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...), November 14th, 2005 3:31 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

10:24 AM, 12 Nov 05 locked user eman by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (heresy)
10:41 AM, 12 Nov 05 locked user eman by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (heresy2)
12:08 PM, 12 Nov 05 locked user am0n by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (apparently not banned enough)
4:11 PM, 13 Nov 05 locked user caitxa1 by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (oh no!)
6:32 PM, 13 Nov 05 locked user ex machina by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (YEAH DO ME BABY)
9:02 AM, 14 Nov 05 locked user mcutt by Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (awww cutty don't wike me :()

― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

silliness

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

wtf?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

kogan's like 55 or something, right?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 15th, 2005.

jaymc should know

-- theoritical prius (dr_...), November 15th, 2005.

jaymc, kogan's like 55 or something, right?

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), November 15th, 2005.

He's 51.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 15th, 2005.

― revolting upstairs (haitch), Monday, 14 November 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

classic

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Does anticipating the head-exploding over the penis frenzy graphic blast count for the funny?

Because I am looking forward to that. Anticipatory funny.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

haha wow

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

i 0XFE7AFFE

― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

What are there, like, 500 threads on this page? And not a single one has mentioned U2! What is it with all you children of the 80s? I bet everyone on this list has owned a U2 album at some point, something you probably couldn't say for any other band. So what is it? Classic or Dud?
-- Mark Richardson (mar...), March 27th, 2001 8:00 PM.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Thanks to that, today is a good day. At least for me.

xpost

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

U2 is classic.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), November 14th, 2005 10:05 PM. (inca) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

atari penis fiasco of 2005

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

I bet everyone on this list has owned a U2 album at some point -- Mark Richardson (mar...), March 27th, 2001 8:00 PM.

shit list for life

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

you are so lucky i dont turn this into iraqi headshot fiasco 2005

― disposable login 4 (disposable login 4), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

atari teenage penis fiasco

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

forgot my pwd for shrineclowns.com

― gold buck teef (mookie wilson), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DID YOU SAY??????

― Dan (ATARI! PENIS! RIOT!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

he, he

― hostile java crips (dr g), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

dude can you change it to clownpenis.fart? it would be much better.

― gold buck teef (mookie wilson), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Metroid Prime is awesome. Resident Evil 4 can sup heartily of any fluids my testicles decide to produce today.
-- Bob Loblaw (adelangsto...) (webmail), October 5th, 2005 2:07 PM. (Adrian Langston) (link)

― hostile java crips (dr g), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

BOB!!!!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Res Evil 4 is awesome.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Does anticipating the head-exploding over the penis frenzy graphic blast count for the funny?

I think so, yes.

COMMENCE HANDWRINGING.

ATARI! PENIS! RIOT! is also funny.

also more: wtf is shrine clowns and why does it keep asking me for passwords?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I often catch myself humming "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" without realizing it when I'm trying on my gf's clothing.
-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), November 15th, 2005 12:09 AM. (Hurting) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

http://joi.ito.com/Firefox-logo.png

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.peabodylibrary.org/images/Computer.gif

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

thank you, heh!
[img src="http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/feb2005/25/fd.jpg" style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 0px"]

whee!

-- 'Twan (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 10:09 PM. (miccio) (link)

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take two!
[img src="http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/feb2005/25/fd.jpg style="position: fixed; bottom: 0px; right: 0px"]

-- 'Twan (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 10:10 PM. (miccio) (link)

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aw fuck, leave it to the experts
-- 'Twan (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), November 14th, 2005 10:11 PM. (miccio) (link)

― hostile java crips (dr g), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

I figured it out eventually, though!

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I finally made the funny thread! (High-fives self)

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

I AM SO STONED

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 15th, 2005 5:33 PM. (Ned) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/scrapbook/Primmy/pipe_72dpi.jpg

― bato (bato), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

I love that dinger himself calls it the "apache" beat! THERE'S ALREADY A PRETTY GOOD "APACHE" BEAT, THANKS KLAUS.

-- revolting upstairs (big.jesus.trash.ca...), November 16th, 2005 1:40 AM.

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.loureed.com/new/news/video/lawrence-welk-velvet-underground.wmv

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

where was the thread about noise board talking shit about us on ilx?
and can someone tell me who is on the noise board, who mods it, what its purpose is, etc?
and can someone explain the sept 1 thing?

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

    still confused about the thread that points out what the noize board thinks of us.
    i cant actually read the noise board    -- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), November 16th, 2005 10:26 AM. (anthony) (later) (link)
    you need a decoder ring.
    -- g-clit (kittenslikemil...) (webmail), November 16th, 2005 10:26 AM. (g-kit) (later) (link)
    "BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE."
    -- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), November 16th, 2005 10:27 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)
    ned
    shut up
    -- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), November 16th, 2005 10:28 AM. (anthony) (later) (link)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Sunami waters

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

When I was a teenager I too thought the GREATEST MUSIC EVER was made by British men with guitars in the 1970s. You grow up though, become an adult...and realize in fact that the GREATEST MUSIC EVER was actually made by British men with guitars and synths in the 1980s. Am i right or am i rite or am i riet...

-- Cunga (visionsofjohann...), November 16th, 2005.

your wrong

-- toe-foo (grapst...), November 16th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"There's a reason why I've never purchased Wayne's World on dvd - I'm holding out for a box set that would include both movies, all of the SNL skits, and both MTV specials. It's sort of shocking that this hypothetical set does not yet exist, but I hold out hope."

also:

"It still sounds lonely, nostalgic, and majestic, and the guitar at the beginning still evokes wet snow on the ground and the scent of smoke from wood burning stoves mixing with crisp air"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

what is that??

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

clearly, gear, you don't know the wonders of http://www.fluxblog.org. perhaps you missed the memo, as well as the compulsory mp3 blog articles and whatnot.

also, this has me cracking up:

I still like "Wrong Way," "Santeria," and a half a dozen songs off the big-hit album. They're too harmless to inspire this hate.
-- Alfred Soto

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i clicked the link but when i saw the headline on my internet explorer bar, i quickly reversed course.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

How many "Pain Cave"/Pearl Jam posts can you make before you stop being mistaken for a hipster?

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 17 November 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

people mistake him for a hipster?

also, this:

I wish I had listened to classic rock in high school.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 16th, 2005 12:08 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 November 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"Polys, they say, are honest about the human condition. It is monogamists, they say, who live in a fantasy land."

How honest is this really?

-- A Nairn (moreta...), November 14th, 2005 12:20 AM. (moretap)

50%

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 14th, 2005 12:22 AM. (papa la bas)

50% is an F meaning failure.

-- A Nairn (moreta...), November 14th, 2005 12:23 AM. (moretap)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 November 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

I will admit that Sugar Ray's a much better band.

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...), November 16th, 2005 7:41 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

― amon (eman), Thursday, 17 November 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

I still like "Wrong Way," "Santeria," and a half a dozen songs off the big-hit album. They're too harmless to inspire this hate.
-- Alfred Soto

what's funny about this?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 November 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

uh, sublime is awful?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA
I DON'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 17 November 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, start a thread or something. If we're going to post every douchebag from ILM who likes shitty music, this thread will be beyond unreadable. We may just have to post all of ILM in here, then.

― hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

yea, these guys were basically harmless. Their singles are like straight across the board 6.3s--none I'd say "hey, yeah, that's a pretty good song" but none that I wouldn't sing along to if it came on the radio or whatever. Boring but totally acceptable.

311 are much better. Gimme "Amber," "All Mixed Up" or "Down" over anything Sublime did, certainly.

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...), November 16th, 2005 7:51 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 November 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

xpost - sounds good. what should we call this proposed thread?

― amon (eman), Thursday, 17 November 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

TITTWIS Every Douchebag from ILM Who Likes Shitty Music

― amon (eman), Thursday, 17 November 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

Alfred Soto Memorial Thread

― amon (eman), Thursday, 17 November 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

HUMANITY MEMORIAL THREAD

― hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Their singles are like straight across the board 6.3s

nanu fuckin nanu

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

1. I like "Santeria" but not enough to go seek out Sublime. Friends of mine in college recorded a song that reminded me of a cross between Sublime, Steely Dan, and Ween. That was pretty cool.

2. I'm not sure what's wrong with Matthew's description of the Pearl Jam song. I don't know it, but I like reading those little wistful autobiographical details sometimes.

3. I DO wish I had listened to classic rock in high school! There's so many touchstones I still don't know. My bandmates were singing a Zeppelin song last night, and I was like, uhhh?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

yeah i'm with jess and dan, i hafta shower every day or i feel weird.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 17th, 2005. (jaymc) (later)

please dont say you're "with me" when you talk about showering

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), November 17th, 2005. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

uglycar

― disposable login 6 (disposable login 6), Friday, 18 November 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

1. I like "Santeria" but not enough to go seek out Sublime. Friends of mine in college recorded a song that reminded me of a cross between Sublime, Steely Dan, and Ween. That was pretty cool.

uh, okay.

2. I'm not sure what's wrong with Matthew's description of the Pearl Jam song. I don't know it, but I like reading those little wistful autobiographical details sometimes.

that's the thing, it reads generic to me. and c'mon, it's about a freakin' pearl jam song.

3. I DO wish I had listened to classic rock in high school! There's so many touchstones I still don't know. My bandmates were singing a Zeppelin song last night, and I was like, uhhh?

i don't doubt your sincerity, that's part of what made it funny, pls.

less explanation-of-funny, more funny, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

someone saying they like songs by a bad band doesn't really get me in hysterics

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

not just any bad band... SUBLIME!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

but anyway the next time someone else posts something to this thread that i don't get or don't find funny, i'll be sure to bitch about it. because, like, that would be really great. way to go, team.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

less explanation-of-not-funny, more funny, pls.

― dudes p.r. (dr g), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

(xp) you would never do that

― dudes p.r. (dr g), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah, show me where i bitch about unfunny shit, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

don't be so defensive
i'm supporting you
you never complain about anything
the team appreciates

― dudes p.r. (dr g), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

see: xpost - yeah whatever, cutty.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

that wasn't on the funny thread, duh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

(xp) you would never do that

-- dudes p.r. (dr_...), November 17th, 2005 8:15 PM. (dr g) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

I will admit that Sugar Ray is indeed a great band.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 16th, 2005 7:41 PM. (slutsky) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

that's more like it, amon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mitsubishi.or.jp/e/monitor/0206/PHOTO/07_1.jpg http://www.mitsubishi.or.jp/e/monitor/0206/PHOTO/07_1.jpg ihttp://www.mitsubishi.or.jp/e/monitor/0206/PHOTO/07_1.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

there are easily two good smashmouth songs, maybe three

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), March 2nd, 2005 2:43 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― dudes p.r. (dr g), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

sublime is better than smashmouth, stence.

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

true

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

oh gear.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

311 are worse than both DMB and Sublime.

yes

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), November 16th, 2005 7:56 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 November 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

i had a dream that my friend got into a car a crashed into two cars then the car that he crashed into turned into a trampolene. the car the he was driving turned from a Nissan to a white lexus

-- Andrew Reithmuller (mulletthemowerma...), November 17th, 2005 5:18 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

smash mouth IS better than sublime! actually i couldn't even remember a sublime song if you asked me, and i know i've heard them! rock-critic art of forgetfulness style!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

i'm not ashamed of the fact that i have no desire to appraise menstrual fluid like it was wine, no.

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), November 18th, 2005.

I like girls more than most.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), November 18th, 2005.

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 18 November 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

stence, smashmouth has about five hit songs and they all sound exactly the same. and i've got to give sublime credit for several good songs from the s/t album that don't sound alike.

smashmouth is much, much better than 311, though.

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 November 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

Smashmouth sampled Perry & Kinglsy right?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 18 November 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

When your most memorable line is bragging about your dalmation before you die of an "experimental" heroin overdose, you and your fans are nothing more than fucking losers.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 18 November 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

dalmations are cool

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:47 (twenty years ago)

(Then again, at their New York show at BB Kings last Friday, MG seemed totally smiley and good-natured. When they played "Just Got Paid," which was great, and I pushed through the not-nearly-punk-enough and too-tall-to-see-through crowd {described by Tom Briehan as largely "tanned, khaki-clad exurban businessmen"} toward the front of the stage, and one woman warned me that somebody might punch me in the face for it, and I patted her shoulder and told her "thanks for the concern," I was being at least as punk as MG were, if not more.)

-- xhuxk (xedd...), November 18th, 2005 6:49 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea mountain goats fans were so vicious

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Is chuck super short?

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

yeah.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

and Tom Breihan is seven feet tall! I shit you not. He definitely would have been part of Chuck's problem.

― 'Twan (miccio), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://boredoms.tribe.net/

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

and c'mon, it's about a freakin' pearl jam song.

haha, stence, our very first argument was about pearl jam, at kelsey's party in 2002.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/bestoffriends1/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/memories.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Dalmations are surly, moody little fuckers.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

their skulls are too small for their brains

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

YOUR ARMS ARE TOO SHORT TO BOX WITH GOD

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

black people make pdfs LIKE THIS.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), November 18th, 2005 11:33 AM. (hstencil) (link)

― dudes p.r. (dr g), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Hey! I live on Chicago, too!

WE SHOULD HANG OUT. I'll swing by your place after work. Don't worry, I already know how to get there.

-- giboyeux (in....) (webmail), November 18th, 2005 3:16 PM. (skowly) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

http://veryveryangry.blogspot.com/

― amon (eman), Saturday, 19 November 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

Ageism! Ageism!

Dear Marks and Spencer,
You may have noticed that the Harry Potter series is quite popular with adults as well as children. So popular, in fact, that there book covers designed to appeal to older readers. You might want to consider this the next time you launch a "visit the set of the new Harry Potter movie" contest and cut the age limit at 16. You fuckers.

posted by Catty @ 10:48 AM 0 comments

― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Saturday, 19 November 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kermitage.com/graphics/collectibles/Paper%20Stuff/Fan%20Club/Miss%20Piggy%20Fan%20Club%20Photo.jpg

― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Saturday, 19 November 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

The Bible (the book of Christianity)

wait, i thought it was the book of Hinduism! damn you Nairn you just made me lose $50! *shakes fist*

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), November 19th, 2005 5:26 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 19 November 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

i find it funny that the name of the "ancient" city in this book is Easton. b/c it makes me think of easton, pennsylvania -- which is a down-in-the-dumps old factory town-cum-college town (lafayette college up on a hill).
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 19th, 2005 8:30 PM.

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discus
-- mimi in st. louis (theundergroundhom...), November 19th, 2005 8:35 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 20 November 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

they didn't want Otis (was that his name) to get raped

-- A Nairn (moreta...), November 21st, 2005.

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

2:29 PM, 21 Nov 05 deletion of this thread will result in some serious business deleted by feminazi (Serious Business.)

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

guess what I misread "dido" as.

-- A Nairn (moreta...) (webmail), November 21st, 2005 3:41 PM. (moretap) (later) (link)

presbytarianism?

-- terry lennox. (...) (webmail), November 21st, 2005 4:04 PM. (gareth) (later) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 21 November 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bragg.army.mil/3-319AFAR/images/HSB%20btry%20pics/RAZ%20DOING%20HIS%20THING.jpg

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

"doing" "his thing"

― turboalbino (haitch), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

lmao @ that nairn/gareth exchange.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

roger
i am really interested in yr discussion, you could email it if the post is too "brutal and long"

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 22nd, 2005.

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Okay, but I warn you: there will be textual citations!
-- rogermexico (tenthreaso...), November 22nd, 2005.

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i get hard at textual citations
-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 22nd, 2005.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

fuck's sake

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

what is spousal rape?

-- A Nairn (moreta...) (webmail), November 21st, 2005 2:08 PM. (moretap) (later) (link)

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

put that guy on the supreme court

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

how was the show, jon? what does their next album sound like?

-- petesmith (plsmit...) (webmail), November 22nd, 2005 1:40 PM. (plsmith) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

YES JON TELL US ABOUT THE SHOW

-- GARGLEBY (dr_...) (webmail), November 22nd, 2005 1:45 PM. (dr g) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Neutral Milk Hotel interactive map

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, to be honest, I stopped looking at the threads a long time ago, too.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 22nd, 2005 4:15 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

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are you being honest?
-- cutty (holle...), November 22nd, 2005 4:49 PM. (mcutt) (later) (admin) (userip)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

Definitely looks 'hacked to pieces' in editing. I mean, 155 minutes is so SHORT for a movie about KIDS and MAGIC.
I've never seen any of em and almost fell asleep reading one chapter to a juvenile, but that Bulgarian lad in this one looks seriously smokin'.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), November 21st, 2005.

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editing does not equal length dude
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 21st, 2005.

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i assume you were being sarcastic... or something
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 21st, 2005.

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walk away.
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), November 21st, 2005.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

How dareth they??? I REALLY want to know more about Bangbus now. That tantalising glimpse wasn't enough!

-- Rumpie (jenikm...), November 23rd, 2005. (later)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

that's more wtf than roffles actually

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Rumpie is another one of Adam's alter egos, right?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

How dareth they??? I REALLY want to know more about Bangbus now. That tantalising glimpse wasn't enough!

RUMPIE

― Rumpie (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

she's SO weird

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

it must be all the drugs she's on. she could be the new you-know-who.

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

She's like the creepy gross kid in elementary school who was always dirty and would eat bugs on a dare.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

well, that explains the pooping in pants

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah you pathetic FUCK i *am* a hippie and YOU are a moron, and I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), August 15th, 2003 1:34 AM. (Orbit) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

that one never gets old, does it?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

i am not aware of this rumpie post more crazy shit pls thx

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

i laugh like an insane person every time that thread gets revived and i read that post.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

rumpie was the one who got all freaked out when she saw somebody eating ice cream on the street right?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

yes. she is also the one who started the thread accusing chilli and bolognese sauce of being the same thing.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

http://dlibdev.nyu.edu/modiya/bitstream/1964/561/2/Zola_J

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

doesn't she also have the smelly coworker?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

and she poops her pants?

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

E-mail address for Dave Trinka

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

poor old rumpie, that cheap soap hash shit really can send you loco, stick to the green

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

hang on dr j, are you accusing rumpie of being an anti-semite conspiracy freak.

i mean fair enough, i just like citations.

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

It's not about cool, it's about 2003 nostalgia. Next thing you know they'll be discussing microhouse over at ILM ;) xpost

-- Yawn (...), November 24th, 2005. (Wintermute) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/trayce/543825.html

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Friday, 25 November 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

With oral sex, it's hard to pull the old "Oh, sorry, didn't realise it was there" routine.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 25th, 2005 2:40 PM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (link)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I think that the quality of the bands Sarah pushes is totally besides the point - her skill seems to be this ability to pick the right bands that will actually catch on within her scene and cross over into the mainstream. That's obviously way more valuable to the establishment than, say, Dan having really great taste that few people share, or the way roughly one out of every 50 obscure artists that I post on my site ends up getting some minor buzz that translates to slightly above average sales in terms of indie label expectations.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), June 10th, 2005. (inca)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT BUYING A TOP 40 RECORD................................FOR ONCE.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), November 25th, 2005 4:46 PM. (ddb) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

god I hate that perpetua dude.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

i hate people who care about what's good for the establishment

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

So much is wrong with that post.

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

chompin' choad for the man

― amon (eman), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Jon, Im sorry. I have a breaking point tho dude.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Then we're going to have to take away your Hall Monitor badge.

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

*hands it over*

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

And the sash.

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Sunday, 27 November 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

It never arrived in the post!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 27 November 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Jon, Im sorry. I have a breaking point tho dude.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), November 26th, 2005 9:45 PM. (trayce) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Sunday, 27 November 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/universdejjs/Films/point_break.jpg

― Loltenant in the Lmaoist Rofflution (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 27 November 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Anyone get the new wire with lightning bolt on the cover

― amon (eman), Sunday, 27 November 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

omg you missed the part of that post where he says 'maria is relentlessly OTM on this [ultragrrl] thread'! i wonder if they'll get married! :))))))

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 27 November 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/animal/dogfire.jpg

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/animal/nintendogs2.jpg

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Sunday, 27 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

omg you missed the part of that post where he says 'maria is relentlessly OTM on this [ultragrrl] thread'! i wonder if they'll get married! :))))))

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), November 27th, 2005 9:07 AM. (admin) (userip)

― gear (gear), Sunday, 27 November 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

[shookout posts sincere article about Chris Whitley]

-- shookout (shookou...), November 26th, 2005 9:52 AM. (shookout) (later)

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RIP

-- StanM (Stan10...), November 26th, 2005 9:55 AM. (StanM) (tracklink) (later)

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goddammit, why doesn't the search fucntion ever work?

-- shookout (shookou...), November 26th, 2005 10:00 AM. (shookout) (later)

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Well, see, if you spell words like 'function' wrong, that might be the answer.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 26th, 2005 10:06 AM. (Ned) (later)

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No it's true, the RIP thread doesn't show on search for e.g. "Chris Whitley"

-- rogermexico (tenthreaso...), November 26th, 2005 12:35 PM. (rogermexico) (later)

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Hmmm, mysterious.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 26th, 2005 12:44 PM. (Ned) (later)

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Ned:
Someday you'll have to leave your computer.

Blessings,

Shooky

-- shookout (shookou...), November 26th, 2005 10:54 PM. (shookout) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 28 November 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

apparently perpetual will soon be on mtv's payroll.

you didn't hear it from me.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

is he getting the job alex in nyc interviewed for?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

was alex in nyc gonna turn the kids on the Cool Music?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

"BUY THE STRANGLERS, YOU UGG BOOTS WEARING SIMPLETONS"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

it'd be like a more aggressive kurt loder.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

He's going to be the new host for the Matt Pinfield alien brain-thing.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

i saw matt pinfield on some channel called the "international music feed" this weekend. he was hosting a papa roach live performance. then i learned about south african music. this is why i don't have cable.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

mp working for mtv ain't news, strongo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 November 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

wait, are you people making this shit up???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Call me crazy, but I just kinda like the fancy neighborhoods!
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), November 28th, 2005. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 28 November 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

no, i'm not making it up, ally. the IMF channel actually exists.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

what is it about INDIE ROCK or whatever the hell Pinfield did that says TURBO FATTIES to MTV?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

You're like an illiterate Momus.

-- Dan (Answer The Question Already) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), November 28th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Is Matthew C Perpetua from Bethesda? He's the indie David Brooks.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 28 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

no, he's not from there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

i guess i forget that you guys don't read his livejournal!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/002-9946283-2484011?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=2BXFVDPQARASD

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

I thought Perpetubby was already on the MTV payroll anyway! He's obviously been jumping the gun with his boasts towards MP3 bloggers he desperately wants to fuck.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

y'know, maybe the noize bored should be nice for a change. we could all pitch in to get him that book of billy corgan poetry for xmas.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

MP3 bloggers he desperately wants to fuck

any examples?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

"that sexy french model i desperately want to fuck"

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

dee jay msp is chuckling in heaven,
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

sexy french models are working as mp3 bloggers now?

― kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

that's the whole long tail idea...
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

yeah, doesn't the noize board feel bad for mocking that forks dude now?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/schizopolis101403.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

dude came online and asked for people to post a review of an album he's on! uncouth!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

is that w3@sel w@1ter?
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

MP3 bloggers he desperately wants to fuck
any examples?

-- kingfish hobo juckie (jdsalmo...), November 28th, 2005. (kingfish 2.0) (later)

I wouldn't dream of betraying their confidence....

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Have you seen these guys at urinals who tuck the briefs down under their balls, so it catches there and they have their hands free? I mean, this isn't that strange of a thing to do, I don't think -- like, at home -- but I'm sometimes amazed that people will tuck under at a public urinal and then be all leaning back and streching their arms up in the air and stuff.
-- nabisco
Thanks for ruining "Throw your hands in the air/And wave them like you just don't care" forever, nabisco.

-- Dan (While Using Your Scrotum As A Hook For Your Waistband) Perry

― Lemmy Caution (sleep), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

I just froze...was not sure what to do..I know CPR but frankly, his screaming wife made me stay back.

-- Mr Adolph bin Streisand (PaulBank...), November 28th, 2005 8:02 PM. (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand) (later)

Did he let you jerk off?

-- dr. william idol (dr_...), November 28th, 2005 8:02 PM. (dr g) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

At first I was dismayed by the title of Ashlee Simpson's I Am Me, fearing that yet another post-teenpopper had gone poetically maudlin with an Affirmation of Self. Instead, the title song turns out to be a glorious fuck-you aimed at a man who dumped her. And of course it is an affirmation of self: "I am me and I won't change for anyone, for anyone, like YOU," sung in a Courtney Love voice with Courtney Love fury. So to find herself she first needs someone to knock her down and someone else to lend her the voice that lifts her back up and lacerates the guy who'd originally thrown her over. Ashlee ends up snarling, "What's she got that I don't have?" and then her singing dances triumphantly through wordless "Whoa whoa whoas." So her self-affirmation has to battle with her rage and jealousy, which provide the real energy for her dance. Not a simple story, is it?

Ashlee is modeling self-esteem for teen girls, telling them they can triumph over adversity and survive without a man and that a breakup may be the best thing that happens to them (you hear this message all the time in teenpop). And she's trying to work defeat and desperation into all this self-worth. These two impulses aren't necessarily antithetical: The Courtney Love types—Ashlee isn't one, even though she has her angry moments—are ultimately affirming themselves too, or affirming something, embracing life including one's own disastrous self. But certainly that quest takes them through a whole heap of self-loathing.

Recently on a message board, someone named Cunga called Ashlee "a rich valley girl with a Christian youth-group father incorporating the image of a G-rated 'rocker/punk' as a marketing move for the type of MTV viewing teens who might think Green Day is the epitome of dangerous." I won't argue, because I don't know. Until a couple of weeks ago it hadn't occurred to me to wonder if Ashlee might be punk. If she is, it's just an impulse (emotional? aesthetic? commercial?), not a lifestyle choice. She's not in alternative's sociopostyouthical quasi-bohemia. Some people in that bohemia not only can't imagine that an Ashlee Simpson could possibly create an album that's better than the recent Hold Steady, Lightning Bolt, LCD Soundsystem (but she did, and it's better than the Pink and Avril albums that paved her way too), but they also can't consider the idea that her occasional punk moments are more galvanizing than those of the Hold Steady et al. But you know, if you go way back to the original punk rock, it wasn't just angry kids in the garage but bizzers and pros and schemers and nice girls in cubicles writing lyrics on demand and copycats trying this and that fashionable style and getting lucky on the angry stuff (that last applies to the kids in the garage too): "Steppin' Stone," "Kicks," "96 Tears," "Wild Thing," "Gloria," "Hanky Panky."

What Ashlee and her main collaborator, John Shanks, themselves do, actually, is to pull styles from here and there: The current single "L.O.V.E." is funny chirpy dance-funk on the theme of girl bonding, and it's great. The album's first single, "Boyfriend," uses an echoed laugh right off the Clash's "London Calling" and mimics that same song's clipped reggae chords, with a Gang of Four/Franz Ferdinand snapping-twig guitar riff launching each verse. Ashlee goes tuneful and anthemic on the chorus; this may seem to run counter to the song's bubble-punk impulses, but works for me (one of the potent contradictions in "Anarchy in the U.K." is that it's an engaging wrap-your-arms-around-each-other sing-along anthem about destroying everything). "Catch Me When I Fall" is a good soft, sensitive ballad. She asks, "Who will save me from myself?" but basically evades the issue, since she wants to be rescued rather than transformed. She sings, "When the lights are off something's killing me," but she doesn't say what's killing her. (I mean, like, boo hoo. As Gary Allan says, things are tough all over.) I do wonder if her choruses wouldn't be more powerful if she didn't rely so much on souping everything up with double-tracked singing and 101 guitars. Her voice isn't a powerhouse, and it's not as scabrous or throat-retchingly thrilling as Courtney's, but it is a tough little one, the bruised feel being perhaps too consistent, too solid. I want to hear the voice crack up. I miss the excitement of music potentially veering out of control, which I get a little bit from Franz Ferdinand and a lot from long-ago bands like the Electric Eels and the Stooges, the feel of somehow keeping your wheels under you while skidding full-throttle near the cliff. Right, we're not getting that from Ashlee. But we're rarely getting it from anyone else, either.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

If you shoved her out of the way to perform CPR, you would have been in the clear legally. Hell, if she tried to stop you, you basically could have cold cocked her and been okay. Its legally assumed that he would want to, you know, live, and so she would have been in trouble for attempting to interfere, if anything. Of course, what you actually needed was a defib, and more than likely there wasn't one around. Plus I have no idea if you've ever been trained to use one. They're not really tough anyhow: the pads tell you were to put it in pictograms, and most of 'em have a screen that reads the instructions.
This reminds me of someone who suddenly went into cardiac arrest at work not long ago. The woman had just bought some shampoo at a nearby table, and after collapsing, the people at the table had the nerve to come back over to her body and pick it up off the ground and return it to the table for sale. No lie.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), November 28th, 2005 8:17 PM. (Alan Conceicao) (later)

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CANSECO DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE
-- dr. william idol (dr_...), November 28th, 2005 8:19 PM. (dr g) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

who wrote that 4shl3y s1mps0n thing?

― Hit It, Rockapella! (rockapella), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

That shit's gotta be Kogan.

― Loltenant in the Lmaoist Rofflution (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, don't you?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

that's from the village voice

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't dream of betraying their confidence....

I think it's pretty obvious.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

sociopostyouthical

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

ugh

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

I have an overwhelming urge to stand up for Perpetua.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

So do I. I haven't read him much outside of ILM, but he's always seemed like a nice guy on there.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

He is a nice guy -- I've met him a couple of times.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

(I still think I know who Dom means, though.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

i wish him the best. he and i have posted in the same places for many years. like p'fork... tho sometimes it's surprising to see who succeeds or gets recognition at various things. (even when they deserve it, it's still a surprise.) although, to be clear, mtv is a murky stop on the fun trail.

m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:09 (twenty years ago)

u r all emos

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

I want to hear the voice crack up. I miss the excitement of music potentially veering out of control

so why listen to ashlee?

― surf punks from arizona (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Helen Reddy was the original punk!

But doesn't trotting out "punk" as ultimate template/justification for everything you like in contemporary pop = rockism?

at least Meltzer had a fucking sense of humor

back to roffles...

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

the image of Alex-inna-NYC hectoring MTV viewers like a steroid-pumped Kurt Loder is the funniest injoke here in months. still scraping Cheerios off my computer screen.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

funnily enough, before i saw any pics of him, i mentally pictured Alex in NYC looking like Ian Robinson from MTV news (the tattooed, fat, metalhead guy).

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=6462016

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I am *so* ruled by my clit.
-- Please Snap StressTwig (masonicboo...), November 29th, 2005.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

I JUST GOT A LITTLE PUKE IN MY MOUTH

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

^%$@^*$*#^^$@$*)&^)(&_

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

: x

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Dude, erotica existed way before big business.

-- Gavin (vnfj...), November 29th, 2005.

So did capitalists. Also erotica and porn aren't neccessarily the same thing. Erotica in the old days (and the new as well) was art, porn of our era is a gigantic industry with the same corner cutting as fast food. Supersizing and Bukkake are fingers of the same grasping hand.

-- steve ketchup (stvketchu...), November 29th, 2005.

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

supersizing and bukkake sounds like the best night out i've never had

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

This classical record is excellent.
I love all forms of music

-- Mariesa (so...), November 29th, 2005.

I love it too.

-- i love classical music too (ge...), November 29th, 2005.

i love classical music . it can be the best in the world.

-- classic music is cool (ge...), November 29th, 2005.

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

>:(

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

>Why on Earth would you watch porn for reasons besides getting off????<
The comic relief of watching midget porno or Tommy Lee driving a boat with his penis. That's about the best I can come up with.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), November 30th, 2005 12:23 AM. (Alan Conceicao) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Why is it that I never see Kate's pics, only red crosses? I have to copy the address and paste it in a new window in order to see them.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 29th, 2005 5:51 AM.

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

But doesn't trotting out "punk" as ultimate template/justification for everything you like in contemporary pop = rockism?

YES

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

OMG "hole".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

yr a mod pash, can u put 'WARNING TMI' on that or something?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm not that bothered about it really. It's just that pun, argh.

Mod on ilm only.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

OMG "hole".

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~kac38/vintage.jpg

― sit on my wotsit stevie who? (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/RANDALL.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

giboyeux just completely pwned the Hole thread.

― Dan (Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

I love how Rumpie started her next post with "Anyway" like giboyeux was bing inappropriate and gross when THE WHOLE THREAD is gross.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

i know does she get off on starting these stupid threads or what

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Yes, she is frantically masturbating at home as we read about her pap smear.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

With an ice cream cone.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't have an ice cream cone. :-(

― Dan (Left Out) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

giboyeux/perry exchange on that thread made me laugh on a day otherwise w/o roflz. Thx!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck, you people just made me read that thread to figure out the giboyeux thing. god jesus christ do these people have real actual problems ever or just slightly gross annoyances???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Yep, it's the scraping....and the surgical instruments that look like torture devices!

Rumpie - if you got to the family planning clinic and not your local nurse they have a special chair which makes it less sore and uncomfortable., and they do it more often so are better at it.

caitlin - perhaps you are just blessed with a vagina that lends itself easily to large things being inserted?

-- smee (smee4ilxo...) (webmail), November 30th, 2005. (link)

― Dan (Something ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Yep, it's the scraping....and the surgical instruments that look like torture devices!
Rumpie - if you got to the family planning clinic and not your local nurse they have a special chair which makes it less sore and uncomfortable., and they do it more often so are better at it.

caitlin - perhaps you are just blessed with a vagina that lends itself easily to large things being inserted?

-- smee (smee4ilxo...), November 30th, 2005 8:49 AM.

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... fancy a pint later?
-- Sailor Kitten (kittenslikemil...), November 30th, 2005 8:49 AM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

haha

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

omg wtf lol

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

snazzy!
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

(When I first heard there was a genre called Noise, I laughed like hell. Then I heard some, and was amazed they chose to give the label to shit that combines the worst of metal AND punk.)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), Today. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

coming soon: morbius discovers techno, complains about repetitiveness

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

RAPPIN'S JUST A LOTTA TALKIN OVER THE MUSIC OF OLD SONGS

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

BLUES: THE SAME CHORDS, ALWAYS SO SAD, WTF

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

dr g is sub dr j
-- dr h (sub@wayne) (webmail), November 29th, 2005 11:08 PM. (link)

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

who is dr h?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

one of your flunkies?

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

cutty.cutty.ha,man you're a trip.i visit this site on occasion for various shit...and always see you.i mean,everywhere.you're ranting on about this and that.the new b@s record is entitled "the life pursuit".cutty,allow me to go out on a limb here and say-you,my friend,more than anyone,need this record.if the title is any indication,it will have clear parallels to your inability to find a fucking life.see that?you didn't help me...but i helped you.i don't hold grudges.
SLICE.

-- dipforadap (cocklesho...), November 30th, 2005 7:33 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

truly a classic for the ages.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 December 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

SLICE.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

iron maiden rulez¡¡¡¡¡¡
the kings of heavy metal.
ozzfest sucks.only comercial bands.
long live iron maiden¡¡¡¡¡¡
from chile

-- albert (sttrat...), August 27th, 2005 5:48 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

albert OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

you like iron maiden AND stars? who knew

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

― amon (eman), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

i dont see anything weird with liking both those bands.

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

neither do i.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

of course you don't

(xp - you should)

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

dude, you like the fucking go! team.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

dude, i like the fucking go! team.

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

from chile

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 December 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

voodoo chile

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 1 December 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

oh god go team! are the suck

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 1 December 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

mmm i am eating an after-dinner mint
it is really tasty

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Phil Spector, reallllly? I'm thinking more of Andrew Lloyd Webber, jaymc!
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), November 30th, 2005 11:58 AM. (inca) (link)

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A collaboration, then? There's lots of real reverb-y sunshine-pop on here.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), November 30th, 2005 12:05 PM. (jaymc) (link)

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I just hope that Belle & Sebastian fulfill their destiny and have some kind of a Movin' Out/Mamma Mia-like Broadway show in the future featuring a loose storyline about a lonely kid at school who goes off to work in an office. It's already written, more or less!
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), November 30th, 2005 12:11 PM. (inca) (link)

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

REALLLLLLY!

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 1 December 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

phil spector rulez¡¡¡¡¡¡
the king of reverb-y sunshine-pop.
andrew lloyd webber sucks.only comercial musics.
long live phil spector¡¡¡¡¡¡
from chile

― oooOoOoOOoOoOOoOoOooo (dr g), Thursday, 1 December 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

there was just a tall, red-headed chick on conan talking about being a giantRess.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 1 December 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

I love Iron Maiden. It can be the best in the world.

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 1 December 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Maiden is pretty great, up through maybe Somewhere in Time or Seventh Son.

Paul Dianno was cool.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 December 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

12:10 AM, 1 Dec 05 Keep 'em peeled deleted by feminazi (.)
12:12 AM, 1 Dec 05 Tuomas fan club thread deleted by feminazi (.)
12:14 AM, 1 Dec 05 WTF is going on? deleted by feminazi (.)
2:18 AM, 1 Dec 05 locked user feminazi by Pleasant Plains /// (Enough with the deletions)
11:49 AM, 1 Dec 05 locked user Pleasant Plains /// by feminazi (I'll delete my own threads if I want, thanks.)

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 1 December 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/doubleissue/photography/graphics/hoax.jpg

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/doubleissue/photography/graphics/hoax2.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

huh?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.telefonica.net/web2/jim-plus/ha/pem_Sgt_Pepper-Ghandi.jpg http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8430/consgt4fx.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

context

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 1 December 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Reading an old issue of Black to Comm. Stigliano on a Pretty Things 10" w/ "Defecting Grey" on it that Norton put out a few years ago: "They remind me of just what kind of a buzz the English variety of psych could put forth whether it be via the Beatles' 'Tommorow Never Knows' or the Deviants' punk putsch. Psychedelia the way it was before everybody stopped tripping and decided to settle into serious applications of aerie faerie mystico jumble a la Yes or ride 'em cowboy schlock like the Dead."

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I still don't know what the fuck was going on in the last 20 minutes of Trading Places.

-- detoxyDancer (evi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

Again with the apes...

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2005 3:56 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

ah now I get it

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

pump and dump

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

nabisco otm

-- k/l (lauter...), December 2nd, 2005 5:34 PM. (link)

uff, sorry wrong thread!

-- k/l (lauter...), December 2nd, 2005 5:34 PM. (link)

but sooner or later he'll post here and he'll be otm.

-- k/l (lauter...), December 2nd, 2005 5:34 PM.

― The Great Pagoda of Funn (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://shop.fantasor.com/images/article/07.05/2-x7bjdyq8.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 3 December 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

requisites for posting in this thread:
1) intense self-hatred
2) love of false dichotomy
3) belief that rap just = neat sounds + good/funny words that rhyme

-- Nick Sylvester (nick...), December 3rd, 2005 7:27 PM. (link)

requisites for writing about hip-hop on pitchfork: talking in utterly cliched music journo cutup hipster slang

-- bugged out (bu...), December 3rd, 2005 7:28 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Animal Collective
I mean, they are the future of music. Wasn't it John Titor or whoever who said that music in 2026 would be mostly consistent of a few people gathered round the fireplace, enjoying what they played and what each other was playing?
Sung Tongs took a long time for me to get into - over a year! But now what at first sounded alien and random seems very intimate and intricate. Feels, a completely different album, is more solid and accomplished, sometimes tamer but often more beautiful than Sung Tongs.
And all I want to say is I'd be overjoyed if AC managed to top the duet with Vashti Bunyan on Prospect Hummer. Definitely their crowning achievement.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 4 December 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 4 December 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA lock thread

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

GLAD TO SEE THE CLUB TALK IS STILL ALIVE IN HERE !!!!
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT FOLKS.GREAT THINGS TO COME IN 2006 !

TECHNICS
(BALTIMORECLUBTRACKS.COM)
INTERNET RADIO AT ITS BEST !!!

-- dj technics (bmoredj_technic...), December 4th, 2005.
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i REALLY want DJ Technics' "Mr. Postman," but i don't want/can't pay $5.99 for the mp3. anyone have this?

btw, this one should be easy to find outside bmore:
http://www.morphius.com/label/dfm_u_61.cfm

-- one time gaffled 'em up (jheyse...), December 4th, 2005.

― milton parker (Jon L), Sunday, 4 December 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

that actually made me very very angry but to stop myself from posting a furious & demented rant I am forcing myself to simply laugh

― milton parker (Jon L), Sunday, 4 December 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

If Sean Ryder's always so fucking skint, why doesn't he just make some more music?

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 4 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

in the total wtf category:

Why did you hack the site named : Ballromdancer.tk ?
Dont you guyz have better to do with your time than hack a site for dance lovers. Perhaps you could do some good in the world by finding child pornography rings and terrorist sites and reporting them to internet police. That would do some good in the world.

From
Frank Wilhelmsen
Norway.

-- Frank Wilhelmsen (frwilh...), December 4th, 2005 12:35 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

INTERNET POLICE!!!!

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 4 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

haha, where is that titor/ac thing from?

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 4 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

haha that internet police is funnier in the context of the thread:

image posting - a message for the cod3rz

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 4 December 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

"i think they are one of god's great creations, but i'm a little intimidated by them. you've gotta do some work to get inside them."

-pbs telethon dude talking to guest chef about "artichokes"

― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 4 December 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

milton, what's the funnyness/anger-inducing part of that post? that the tracks are $6 per download? or the sycophantic response? or both?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 4 December 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

What do you do when your best friend's recent ex makes it known that she fancies you?

Obviously, the "bro's before ho's" code is the first thing that comes to mind.

But then other things come to mind.

-- Kenny Loggedsout (o...), December 5th, 2005.

Answers

yes but "bro exes" means "ho sexes"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), December 5th, 2005.

― turboalbino (haitch), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

gear be flippin it

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

"bros before hoes" should be in the us constitution

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Come on people, if the baby's presence doesn't bother the poster, beneath the initial "Ewww!" reaction (brought up by cultural conditioning), what's wrong with this? No one gets harmed in any way, someone gets a bit happier.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 5th, 2005.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

that thread is so horrible.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

but absolutely worth it for this:

Pink, of course it's cultural conditioning, what else could it be? In the Middle Age couples had sex with their children in the same bed, do you think they cared about masturbating before a baby?

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 5th, 2005.

the plague was the greatest thing that could have happened to the middle ages.

-- mies van der rohffle (theundergroundhom...), December 5th, 2005.

― turboalbino (haitch), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Geir totally zings music critics.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

"totally zings"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

yes, that was nick's point.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Ally OTM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

that reads like a jack chick comic

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

haha otm!

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

content.ytmnd.com/content/b/0/b056cfa15a003d332bad9a998fa0c1fe.gif

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

i often masterbate to my copy of pump up the volume, and have since it came out on video.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 16th, 2002 5:08 PM. (anthony) (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

discus

― gear (gear), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

What's "A2M"? And what do you mean by pissing?

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 5th, 2005 9:39 AM. (Tuomas) (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

i do not masterbate to jess. also christian slater in cuffs, also hot.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 16th, 2002.

farmers are v. attractive. i masterbate to mr harnett.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), October 7th, 2002.

i masterbate to its slash ficiton, but dont watch the show

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), March 2nd, 2005.

let me ask a question-if i masterbate about men, but fuck women what am i ? What is classified as action ? Thoughts ?

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), February 6th, 2003.

i feel ambivlent about acts of pentration in porn, for a variety of post feminist reasons conflated with early mormonism, and so i mostly jerk about men taking their clothes off.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 9th, 2003.

― amon (eman), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

thoughts?

― amon (eman), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.critcononline.com/images/master%20blaster%20vhs%20front2.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

THANK YOU ANTHONY

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

anthony easton wants to talk to kenny chesney.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=3593

The first track of the Veronica's new album is a perfect example of this. “4ever” is ideal in its pop fury, in its rhythmic guiding, in its hard drums, its harder vocals. These two sisters from Brisbane have committed one of the great 3-minute odes to casual sex. The hook rests on the line "Come on baby / We ain't gonna live forever / I know you want to be together / But I want to spend the night with you" and they deliver it with the teenage sultriness of Britney Spears telling me to Hit Her One More Time and the aggressiveness, the cocksure swagger of Mick Jagger commanding that we spend the night together. It gave me a hard on, one so engorged I could have opened tin cans with it—-a feeling I haven't had since TaTu.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

...

― gear (gear), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

good ol' stylus.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

did Kenan write that?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Urgh @ 3 x ile pervery threads sandwiched together 22:56 gmt:

# Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating? (202 new answers, last at 10:27 pm)

# Peep Show (28 new answers, last at 10:26 pm)

# I love having my dog lick peanut butter off my balls (7 new answers, last at 10:25 pm)

WTF @ that first one? Fuck if I'm going to read that!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm too scared that the first thread is going to include a discussion of whether or not to use tether leashes.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

The whole New Answers page of ILE is now more Work Unsafe than this board ever was.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

peep show is about a television show, schmuck!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I figured, but sandwiched between those 2 other threads, it could easily be er otherwise!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Really, I'm just revolted @ 1/that first thread in it's own right, and 2/ the fact it's got over 200 answers (unless it's 200 answers all saying "fuck off, weirdo")

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I like to chew up two threads...

nevermind.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

WTF @ that first one? Fuck if I'm going to read that!

You're missing some primo Tuommy comments.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

That baby masturbation thread is great if you don't have kids, I'm guessing.

― Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

I've got kids and it's still great, because I don't feel the need to wack off in front of them.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

That baby masturbation thread is great if you don't have kids, I'm guessing.

Sentences That Wouldn't Make Any Sense to My Grandmother, #289.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Amity Wong Noodle Vague OTM

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

haha... yes!
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

14. it will make you grow breasts

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), December 5th, 2005 8:43 PM. (caitxa1) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Blixa Bargeld's D.I.Y. advice. Yippy-Yaya-Yippy-Yippy-Yay.

http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/finalists/film/flv/22012-4.htm
http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/finalists/film/flv/22012-2.htm
http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/finalists/film/flv/22012-3.htm
http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/finalists/film/flv/22012-1.htm

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

EINSTURZENDE NEUNOFUCKINDUHTEN

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

for shame!

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

What would Brian Wilson think of "Sung Tongs"?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

I've never been afraid to show my male thingy to the doctor, but then again I've never been afraid to show it, period. I haven't had anyone who'd I know to examine me, though.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 30th, 2005.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

On Foxy Brown going deaf:

I'm not a fan of hers, but I have to say, I wouldn't wish this on anyone, least of all someone with a career in music. Poor girl.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 6th, 2005 8:49 AM. (vassifer) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

358. ian just tried to give me a backrub.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), December 5th, 2005 2:49 PM. (hstencil) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

i was wondering how long it would take for anyone to notice that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

OK I looked at that thread, and it's pretty funny in places, esp dan p and this from matt h:

THE HISTORICAL RECORD OF WHOLE FAMILIES SHARING ONE- OR TWO-ROOM DWELLINGS CAN FUCK OFF!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

How come you lot have been playing this game for months yet it's only available next February ?

Waaaaa!

-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 9:23 AM. (Fuzzy) (later) (link)

-- Jordan (jordan...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 9:55 AM. (Jordan) (later) (link)

Ste/Fuzzy, that is the PSP game. There were 2 PS2 games.

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 9:58 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

oh, is amazon.co.uk just being wrong then? it only brings up one result for katamari, and thats for a We love Katamari for the PS2 - release date Feb 2006

-- Ste (ste.foste...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 10:29 AM. (Fuzzy) (later) (link)

Ohhh, I see. Poor UK'ers.

(it came out here July '05, looks like)

-- Jordan (jordan...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 11:00 AM. (Jordan) (later) (link)

PAL TV is for faggots.

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 11:42 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

Unread Messages

OTM

I am a faggot

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), December 6th, 2005 11:45 AM. (Cozen) (later) (link)

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BACK RUB (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_Cheese_Aspiration

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

heh:

When jaymc starts revealing his intimate knowledge of your "postography."
-- k(I NEED TO BE LOVED LOVED LOVED) l (lauterb@panix.com), December 6th, 2005 12:41 PM. (Ken L) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

That's totally rich coming from him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

ooooooh! FITE!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

"Some of today's new music is really FINE"....quoth Bing.
So, in September `77, who do you think Bing -- assuming he was being honest (oh, let's pretend) -- was referring to? The Damned? The disco "Star Wars" theme by Meco? Plastic Letters by Blondie? "Don't Dictate" by Penetration?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 6th, 2005 9:38 AM. (vassifer) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

most fags dont tend to drive fords, who does drive fords are cowboys (ie trucks) esp. gay cowboys. ford used to be one of the biggest sponsers of purses in internationa gay rodeo assoc. . igra jsut got attached to the feeder system for larger regional rodeos, which connect to cheyenne, the stampede, the Canadian Final Rodeo, and The National Rodeo in Vegas. One of the big reasons why they got into the feeder system was b/c of the larger purses, among other reasons.
now cowboys dont tend to be as conserative as other people, or they tend to be more strange in their conserativeness--basically it ties into doing the job, if you can rope a calf or ride a bull, then yr in, no matter who you fuck. they also dont tend to like people who mess with other peoples buisness. cowboys arent paying the AFA to be homophobic, and they really want the best boys...

what im saying is that this pisses me off about this, is that the igra might lose regional feeder status, which means poor rodeo.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), December 7th, 2005 12:03 AM. (anthony) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

orion0014: when i am old, i will be asking kids about arab on radar reunion gigs.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

Simon Reynolds - C or D

roflz

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

It's great when you're a N.Y native being told about rap by cretinous British guys with hilarious username puns based on soccer players who've probably never been to N.Y or an N.Y club whose criticisms consist of "OMG it's popular and flossy it suxz!!"

-- ELLI$ (ayo88...), December 7th, 2005 12:53 PM.

― calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

in reference to 'theorry henry'

― calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

hee hee "ellidollar"

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

the guy who started that thread was otm

― bato (bato), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

ma$e fans

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Gondry, 2004)
All the Real Girls (Green, 2003)
You Can Count on Me (Lonergan, 2000)
25th Hour (Lee, 2002)
Together (Moodysson, 2001)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), December 7th, 2005 1:33 AM.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Together = Tillsammans

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 7th, 2005 1:35 AM.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thank you. We call it Together.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), December 7th, 2005 1:40 AM.

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No, I meant it was already nominated by Tremendoid (as "Tillsammans").

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 7th, 2005 2:03 AM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, people, this is what you can accomplish if you organize enough and have enough folks contributing to the cause.
now, to take this model and apply to non-hateful means...

like what do you have in mind?

-- A Nairn (moreta...), December 7th, 2005 11:21 AM. (moretap) (later) (link)

Murdering born-agains.

-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), December 7th, 2005 11:22 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

alot of this stuff i have never heard of. except melt banana- and yes, they rock. thanks for the input guys. except for esteban, who doesn't quite understand what 'indy' means, and fears the cutting edge as if it's a knife.

-- Robin Samples (robinsample...), December 7th, 2005.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm stealing that

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.webwaymonsters.com/85bears/85single.gif
http://www.webwaymonsters.com/85bears/85mcmaho.gif
http://www.webwaymonsters.com/85bears/85payton.gif

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 December 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

That nairn/ally exchange is fucking great.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

hey a pazz and jop thread : D
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), December 7th, 2005 12:40 AM. (gear)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 8 December 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

Little gem from that reynolds thread:

Reynolds also stands accused of NOT DOING HIS HOMEWORK. For instance, the "Sex Revolts" book contains so many glaring factual errors - all easily clarified by consulting album credits. Two years ago, Holger Czukay and I laughed heartily reading what that book had to say about Can. Reynolds consistently placed wrong singers in the wrong songs, seemed genuinely confused about the Can discography, and, well, let's just say that he conclusively demonstrated that he had no clear idea what he was talking about.

Namedropping fucking rocks, doesn't it?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

SR can never spell women's names correctly.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

He repeatedly misspelled a family friend's (namedrop!!!) wrong

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Stop harshbuzzing my clit-on with your pedanticism!

-- Control your ponies, children! (masonicboo...), December 8th, 2005. (kate) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend in NYC who laughed at me when I said "happy Yom Kippur" to her because she said "it's a *solemn* day of attonement! But thanks for the sentiment, anyway."

-- Control your ponies, children! (masonicboo...), December 8th, 2005.

Way to be insensitive, you grand inquisitor!!

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...), December 8th, 2005.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Techno: too damn repetitive

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 December 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

what does the LAMBDA as an acronym stand for anyway? All I can think of is: Lesbian And Men Bisexual Doing Anal?
-- A Nairn (moreta...), December 8th, 2005 9:18 AM. (moretap) (later) (link)

you can't make this stuff up, folks

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Ack, you beat me!

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I need to learn to stop responding to him/her/it. He/she/it just goes on threads to totally divert the topic into some sweeping "Christian's rights and persecution complex" thread that will later be admitted had nothing to do with the topic being discussed. And I fall for it, every time. I'm turning into my mom and I'm going to start inviting in Mormon bike messengers for tea.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Have we had a Momus/Nairn encounter yet?

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anxietyculture.com/ineptad.gif

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Shopping carts!

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

fwiw andy at grasshop324ef writes for this:
http://www.forteantimes.com/exclusive/caliwalls.shtml

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Have we had a Momus/Nairn encounter yet?

I think so? I'm sure I remember something. IIRC, like the Calum/Geir throwdown, it was a let-down.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

is Tim Ellison a new nickname for Geir? (sorry Tim if you are a real person, i can't tell)

-- yuengling participle (pton_mwaa...), December 8th, 2005. (later)

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Thursday, 8 December 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

like the Calum/Geir throwdown, it was a let-down.

shucks. oh well.

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 8 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

From the 'blasphemy' thread:

THIS THREAD IS ONE LONG BAD ANAL CUNT SONG

-- J.D. (aubade8...), December 8th, 2005.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Friday, 9 December 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I thought it said "taken with little dildos".

-- slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (thebing...), December 7th, 2005. (Chris V) (later)
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time for reading glasses, you decrepit old fuck

-- Special Agent Dale Koopa (dr.carl.saga...), December 7th, 2005. (orion) (later)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

chip chip chip chip chip'n'dale!! rescue rangers!

-- Special Agent Dale Koopa (dr.carl.saga...), December 7th, 2005.

― Mayor of Dutchtown (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 December 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

omg, the "prudism" thread

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I know!!!

Nobody in here is shy, nobody will hesitate to discuss their problems however unpleasant they may be. The atmosphere is actually very nice for it, you know that if you're constipated all you have to do is mention it and somebody will be able to suggest a remedy.

My boss nipped out to the health-food shop and bought linseeds as a couple of us were a bit bunged.

There are no lemon-sucking faces in here.

-- Rumpie (jennifer.morga...), Today 1:04 PM.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

but god forbid someone eat an ice cream cone on the street, eh?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 9 December 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I wish there was some way, to truly start a poll, "Yr 10 least favorite ILXors," and then 10 who get the most votes are banned from ILX 4eva except I'm afraid the Tuomas/Orbit/Kate contingent would organize and get Jon. Other than that, it'd be the best thing that's happened in a long time.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Ally, do not tempt me!

― Dan (Going Out In A Blaze Of Glory) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Haha sorry dude. I'll go back to randomly calling out oops on every nasty thread until he finally bags in his internet connection once and for all.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

hey i must ask, what is the oops beef (not because i disagree but because i don't know specifics!)

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah what gives

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

that's the thing...I don't really have any besides finding him really spectacularly objectionable. I can't think of a single redeeming thing he's ever said. And it's not even in a fun kind of way, like totally crazy or holding totally wild opinions or anything like that. It's just dull, witless, plodding spitefulness. I dunno! I'd rather have a conversation with 10 Orbits than read a single oops post. Something about the combination of frightful boringness and bitterness just makes me...skeezy about him.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

makes sense. i still love the battle over luna

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

It's kinda like...everyone rags on Tuomas or Morbius or even Kenan and, like, no matter what your opinion of them is (I kind of like all of them!), you can at least remember something each of them has said. You'd think that would make oops totally tolerable, how forgettable he is, except then he comes on a thread and posts his awful crap and it's like ARGH GO AWAY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME SUICIDE GIRLS TO BE LOOKING AT.

xpost the luna thing was insane. Poor luna.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

she must have hated the attention!

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Ally on oops, he's a total waste.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

haha :D

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I like Morbius and Tuomas!

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

they don't give a fuuuuck, which is respectable

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

i dont know how you can hate anyone ilx. because it would seem to involve sitting in traffic or on the shitter or waiting for your dinner in a diner and stewing over the words of some doof on a message board.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

if they fucked my sister or ran over my dog or stole my car, i could possibly see hating. but then it would have spilled over into real life.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

yeah my hate spilled over once

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

more like masturbating while crying

xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

sorry about your sister, gear

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

too little, too late. also: you're tardy on her child support

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

jess no one is talking about actually hating another person. and if there is one mofo on this bitch who knows about wishing other people would just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY, well it's me but it's also you. we're crusty fucks.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

actually my hate isn't hate, because the person didn't steal my car or anything, they were just rude enough to the point that i won't interact with them again.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I was going to post kinda the same thing! It's not like I hate anybody but there are a few people who I just wish would shut the fuck up.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

oh, i was just kidding. i hate you all.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

hey i must ask, what is the oops beef (not because i disagree but because i don't know specifics!)

Well, what you gotta remember is that the guy's first big splash on ILE was this thread where he argued very clumsily that homosexuality isn't "natural" (as in genetic), which I guess isn't that crazy an opinion to have but the combination of his newbie-ness and very annoying defensive anti-pc arguing style (plus poor word choices) pretty much got him on a lot of people's shitlists instantly.

I think some ILMers might've already hated him before that, cos back then he was the obligatory mainstream rap-hata/backpacker hip-hop defender.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

on what planet is Jay-Z better than Jurassic 5? not one I want to live in.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

i dont even hate oops!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I always thought you had a soft spot for him.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah I wish I knew which thread that was, I remember it being completely retarded and awesome.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

oops kinda reminds me of some of my high school friends, right down to the mainstream rap hate

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Rap? More like crap!!!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

No wonder you don't have fond memories of high school.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

gays?! more like no ways!!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I have re-embraced my Catholic education and love everybody, even Ally despite her compelling me to see that Dick Lester turkey How I Won the War last night!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously???! That movie makes no sense whatsoever! I only put it on my list because it cracks me up.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Sorry dude. I'll do warnings next time as to WHY I like a movie. That one is only a winner in concept.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

i don't hate the hateable people as much as i hate some people who everyone else seems to like. i don't care enough though. i like tuomas.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

tbh tho it's a bit unfair to judge people too harshly based on their first few month's posting on ILM, because if you're the average music-mag reading dork and stumble upon ILM (or at least old-style ILM), it does at first feel very wrong and bizarro. Almost everyone goes through the embarassing intiation rites of accusing ppl of liking stuff ironically, starting a "what is rockism?" thread, etc.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

lol XD

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

only on ilx would rockism be a crime on par with homophobia

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

x-post

i don't hate anybody. some posters can be obnoxious, but i know i'm probably really obnoxious half the time, too. so...no hate. one love. peace

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I ONLY HATE DUDES WHO UNFUNNY UP THE FUNNY THREAD WITH STUFF THAT SHOULD BE ON ENEMY LISTS.

but only for like a second or two.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

i hate joel

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

j/k lol

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

i totally deserve teh hate.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

there are a few people on ILE who I think are kind of annoying, and some people on both ILE and ILM who I think are absolutely retarded. But I don't hate them. I'd have to meet them in real life to hate them.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

i forgot where i was, for a second

― terry lennox. (gareth), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

okay rjg

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

rjg = london comma man

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I still feel an intense need to defend Oops, but maybe that's just 'cause I thought he had cool basketball skills in 7th grade.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

rjg = london comma man

GLASGOW, i thought.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Naked boys on the screen = nervous clothed boys in the audience
the dreamers

Imagine, "rampant faggotry" with no m2m sex even.
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), December 6th, 2005. (tracklink)

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*sigh*
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), December 6th, 2005.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 December 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

this isn't even funny and it's making me laugh:

i shagged cranberry zinger's mum once she minged.

-- lol zinged (pykachu10...) (webmail), December 9th, 2005 12:12 PM. (ken c) (later) (link)

Even if I cared about my mom, which I don't, that wouldn't be a decent insult.

-- Blueberry Zinger (zin...) (webmail), December 9th, 2005 12:15 PM. (later) (link)

Q: Where is the PC moral outrage when people say things like "Don't be fooled by their size, those chulos are tough!"

-- Chips Ah-doy (pc-chip...) (webmail), December 9th, 2005 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

lol oh no! your insults are so indecent! they're making me blush!

-- lol zingstar (pykachu10...) (webmail), December 9th, 2005 12:19 PM. (ken c) (later) (link)

good, that makes me so happy as I rub my hands together.

-- Raspberry Zinger (lolohn...) (webmail), December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Hurting, I sypathize with you. I sometimes feel a little depressed when I see public religious or anti-religious displays too. But theres hope. Yet I believe not in this world. I don't think America could ever reach the ideal balance.

-- A Nairn (moreta...), December 9th, 2005 12:52 AM. (moretap) (link)

― amon (eman), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I totally reached across the table and spread tapenade on my coworker's bread while simultaneously eating my own sandwich! oooooooooooooooh

-- giboyeux (in....), December 9th, 2005. (skowly) (later) (link)

...I wish I hadn't posted that.

-- giboyeux (in....), December 9th, 2005. (skowly) (later) (link)

yeah.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 9th, 2005. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 9 December 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

ILX doesn't count as a real message board until we have the ability to delete people.

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I thought that first giboyeux post was from Rumpie

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 9 December 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

not unless giboyeux farted on that sarnie too

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

no, we just talked about our yeast infections and gynos. the usual stuff.

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

gushers and clit-ons and bras that chafe, the spice of ilx

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

The phantastic music from Prussian Blue are very, very good! This is a very good, fine, white aryan music for white aryan people! I love the music from Lamb and Lynx. Lamb and Lynx are very nice, wonderful, pretty, sweet aryan girls! Lamb and Lynx are good girls!
Heil, Lamb and Lynx!
Heil the aryan revolution!
Aryan man awake!

Karl Kuhn

-- Karl Kuhn from Berlin (k_kuh...), December 9th, 2005 5:28 PM. (later)

ewwww

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

RACE WAR NOW

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 10 December 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

bucket of chicken gets you in free

― howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 10 December 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

[blah blah blah blah...]
....Also see the Puritans and Mayflower Compact or read some primary colonist sources ( http://www.homeschoolacademy.com/vlibrary/ACL.htm ) to see how much the basis of the America government is in Christian thought.

-- A Nairn (moreta...), December 9th, 2005 7:33 PM. (moretap) (later) (link)

Yes, there's nothing like a group focused on destroying public education in america for even-handed, unbiased information about that whole "church/state" thing.

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

I like that the internet is a primary colonist source.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 December 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

madonna looks better naked. and that's coming from a gayer
-- dave culligan (davejames7...), December 10th, 2005 12:19 AM. (dave culligan)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 10 December 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

4/23/2003 - 1:53 PM

(13:36:39) lechnerous: bowser from mario bros. has aligned with North Korea
(13:37:11) WIZARD IS HUNGRY: haha
(13:37:13) WIZARD IS HUNGRY: OH NO
(13:37:28) WIZARD IS HUNGRY: goombaz
(13:43:11) lechnerous: KOOPA TROOPERS + CHEMICAL WEAPONS
(13:43:16) lechnerous: you stomp on them and they release anthrax
(13:44:05) WIZARD IS HUNGRY: raccoon/chem suits
(13:44:09) lechnerous: hahahahha
(13:44:48) lechnerous: kim jong il has renamed his country to the peoples democratic republic of the floating
doomship
(13:45:02) lechnerous: and has increased funding for REALLY LARGE BULLETS

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Saturday, 10 December 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

^......... TEH FIRTS FUNNY THING ON THIOS THREAD

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 10 December 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

axis of tweevil

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

One does no honor to the dead by canonizing them, since saints are lifeless conduits for others' dreams of themselves.
-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...), December 8th, 2005 10:27 PM. (ghostface)

take that, catholicism!
-- J.D. (aubade8...), December 9th, 2005 4:41 AM. (Justyn Dillingham)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 10 December 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahaha lechner

FACT: ORBIT'S BREASTS ARE SHAPED LIKE GOOMBA'S FROM MARIO BROS

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 10 December 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

http://catgrrl8.homestead.com/files/goomba.GIF

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 10 December 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.koopatorivm.com/deco/icons/sg2.jpg

― O RLY? (eman), Saturday, 10 December 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

ELECTRONIC TIME THIEVES

― sleep (sleep), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 December 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

Not to spoil the fun, but many (most?) of the posts on the Kanye thread were actually from logged-out ILXors.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 11th, 2005.

― Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

I have to think of technology all of the time. I don't have a choice.
After being beaten and shot by criminals, I was left for dead.
Luckily, my partner found me in time and the paramedics were able to put me on life support until they could transform me into a fully functioning cyborg (half man / half machine). What's great is that I was able to go back to being a police officer and go after the people who turned me into this monstrosity.

One complaint though:
When recreating my sense of vision and wiring me for a friend/enemy status checker as well as a full dictionary of penal codes, they forgot to give me a standard video input. It would have been a perfect opportunity to expand my ability to actually ENJOY myself. It's like the scientists didn't care about me having a good time; they just wanted me to fight crime with heightened abilities and senses. Whatever. Thanks for nothing...they have no idea how sweet it would've been to watch the CAN dvd with direct audio and video ins.

-- robocop (roboco...), December 11th, 2005.

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I guess if you can't go out and be entertained and you are in a wheelchair..it is good...
but I prefer live performances...
or a prefer ...audio recordings in vinyl or cd format.
sometimes I don't like to see anyone playing..I just like to hear the music and image things in my head. I don't really need to see a person playing the music ...

I hope you are feeling better now

-- mariesa sabriel (sa...), December 11th, 2005.

― Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Monday, 12 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

haha "one complaint though:"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

ok sorry what the fuck is wrong with yall - talkin cutesy pie shit about sunsets and beautiful skies and what the fuck ever when 36 ppl are dying/dead from this?? wd it be ok for smug hertfordshire fucks to bumrush the 7/7 thread right after it happened to post dreamy pictures of 'beautiful' smoke filled underground stations?? do human lives not count cuz they were working class or cuz they didnt live in london??? fuck it at least ile's indifference to pakistan, sudan, etc can be chalked up to distant provincial ignorance but this is right in yalls backyard, why is every post about how 'weirdly beautiful' it is?

-- apr (pn...)

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 12 December 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

what's that from?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

omg robocop

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

How many people here don't own a DVD player??

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 12 December 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Hi Everybody,

This is Mark from Skin Graft again. As I type this - late, late, late on the evening of Sunday, December 11th - the band PAULSON is "band of the day" at spin.com. Paulson is described thusly: "Paulson is absolutely ready to shake off the pop-punk and screamo duds they once sported in favor of a slicker, more distilled brand of emotive rock."

Over the weekend I received this email from our pal Maria at BlueGhost Publicity: "make sure that today or tomorrow you send out an email to yr mailing list or whatnot that MADE IN MEXICO will be the spin.com "Band of the Day" on Monday, December 12th - and that people should check it out. I think they see which bands gets the most hits and then they become band of the month or something like that...

Okay - in the 15 years I've been playing record label, I've sent Spin at least one copy of every major release we've put out, and to the best of my knowledge, we got a bone tossed our way from Spin.com once (I think...) - and nothing on the label has gotten even so much as a mention in the magazine proper. So between you and me, as nice as it is to have Spin lend us some support, I realize that Spin's approval probably doesn't matter much to you folks on this mailing list. But for the band and the label - this sort of thing can help make stores and distributors take notice - and can encourage them to put a little extra effort into getting Made In Mexico out in front of folks. So I ask you to please visit Spin.com on Monday - to see MADE IN MEXICO in all their glory as "Band Of The Day". Here's the website:

http://www.spin.com

Like I said, as I type, it's still Paulson's day - LOL - but I suppose things are about to change...

And if you haven't had a chance to stop by the Skin Graft site in a while, the News Desk was updated recently, so go check us out here:
http://www.skingraftrecords.com/news_desk.html

We'll be putting up the 2005 X-Mas Card soon - I'll email y'all about it when it's ready. As for me - Aids Wolf LP test pressings have arrived and are on the way to the band for approval. Rob and I have just finished drawing "How To Draw Comics The Skin Graft Way" for the Chicago Reader (details are at the News Desk) and I have a lot of coloring to wrap up on it - so I gotta get back to the salt mines!

Thanks Everybody,

Mark

http://www.skingraftrecords.com
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In-stock now:
SKiN GRAFT SAMPLER "The Blueghost Party Favor" CD
MADE IN MEXICO "Zodiac Zoo" Gatefold pop-up LP/CD
KOENJIHYAKKEI "Angherr Shisspa" CD
RUINS "Pallaschtom" CD
AIDS WOLF / THE FUGUE split 7"
CHEER-ACCIDENT "Salad Days" CD reissue
BRISE-GLACE "When In Vanitas.." CD reissue
STRANGULATED BEATOFFS "Beat It" 7" single
THE CHINESE STARS "TV Grows Arms" vinyl 12"
POINT LINE PLANE "Metal Logo" 2-Sided T-Shirt
RUINS USA tour poster
UFO OR DIE "Shock Shoppers" 7" & comic reissue

― msp (mspa), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

OMG that robocop exchange needs to be dipped in bronze

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

I think Ian J0hnson is friends with The Fugue...

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea skin graft still released records. and aids wolf, no less.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea aids wolf was an actual band. i just thought it was from that werewolf rape thread

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

in a couple hundred years historians will argue about whether Bush's second term was actually malignant but somewhat brilliant performance art

-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...), December 12th, 2005.

We need to cryogenically freeze Momus.

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...), December 12th, 2005.

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

HAYULL YEAH

-- IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (adelangsto...), December 13th, 2005. (Adrian Langston) (later)

IF SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE, SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE ME SOMEWHERE AND SUCK MY DICK

-- IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (adelangsto...), December 13th, 2005. (Adrian Langston) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

dude i read coulter in one of the free weeklies here with the same damn tranny escorts

I didn't realize Hazard County had tranny escorts.

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (dr_...), December 13th, 2005 10:32 AM. (ex machina) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

I like these new hair pieces that make men look like they have a receding hairline. It's a humble toupee.

-- detoxyDancer (evi...) (webmail), December 13th, 2005 11:22 AM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

ILM Wikipedia entry history (keep clicking "newer edit")

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I Love Music [1] is a popular internet message board. It features regular contributions from much-loved internet personalities such as Mark Sinker, Simon Reynolds, Momus, Marissa Marchant, Ned Raggett, Matthew Perpetua and Esteban P. Buttez. Despite its name, the board has very little to do with loving music.

My heart is smiling:)

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Revision as of 16:18, 13 December 2005
Djperry (Talk | contribs)
WHY YOU HAET BOOBIES????

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

those "newer edit"'s made me sniggle

― 'Twan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

"Man Like Simon Reynolds" is the funniest thing on there by miles.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

I Love Music is the realest topic alive.

― turboalbino (haitch), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

scandinavia's nothing but toothy white chix daver, you want no part of that...
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), December 13th, 2005 12:32 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

This guy Geir has GOT to be joking?!?

-- Dadaismus (kcoyne3...), March 19th, 2003.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Love_Music&direction=prev&oldid=31216358

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=I_Love_Music&direction=prev&oldid=31215785

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

DOGS AND BITCHES

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

"This is one of the first digital drawings I made. It represents my Wolf and his bitch mating. This event can be read about in my poems "Mating" and "Lupine Dreams.""

omg. where are these poems?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cryptozoology.com/gallery/content776/alma_72886604.jpg

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

i want momus . i would also like geoff, mike, peter, ally and kate.
Behold my POLYSEXAUL HAREM OF IRONY
-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), August 13th, 2001 8:00 PM.

sp: 'POLYSEXUAL'.
-- the pinefox (pinefo...), August 13th, 2001 8:00 PM.

Pinefox is the kind of fellow who would correct the garmamr of his lovers moans.
-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), August 13th, 2001 8:00 PM.

grammar.
-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), August 13th, 2001 8:00 PM.

― Penis, NV (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Love_Music

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

nice list: mistersnrub@juno.com)

-- musikcafe.blogspot.com (membran...), December 14th, 2005.

― Klaus Darko (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

OUR BOY CURT1S ST3PHENS GOT INTO GEORGIA TECH HOWS ABOUT A HELL YEAH?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

sure to not be on the listening thread this month:
the kites "liquor and poker"
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

i'm avidly writing down kenan's advice on how to be a cool person.
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinski@...), December 15th, 2005.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Brotherhood of the Wolf was really awful, but unfortunately not in a so-bad-that-it's-funny way. I went to see it expecting a campy laughfest, but for a film with 18th century kung-fu indians, cyborg werewolves and papal prostitute assasins it was surprsisingly dull.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 15th, 2005 7:34 AM.

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So disappointed was I with it, that I wrote an IMDB review.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 15th, 2005 7:39 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

blount's kinda scary on that thread

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

link plz?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

ILX TOP 50 FILMS OF 2000-2004 BALLOTS/VOTING - ends Jan. 3

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

someone make a sitcom starring blount, morbius and tuomas plz. i would pay cash $$$

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

"the diphtong brothers"

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

they already made one, it was called "all in the family"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

"227: The Next Generation"

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.imomus.com/whimsy.swf

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

So, the gig in question (which - I failed to point out -- was happening in a restaurant, not someone's home) was scheduled for 8pm. We didn't really get out the door until 8:10 pm (this happens a lot when you have a baby, let alone a pregnant wife who is notoriously slow when it comes to getting ready to go out). So, my Mom came to babysit (a bonus: you don't have to pay her), and out we went. We didn't arrive at the party until, like, 8:25 or so. We get there, the place is packed, but there's still room for us. Hors D'oevres were served, but no entrees had. So, technically, we were perfectly "on time" (and lots of folks rolled in after us). The problem, in this instance, was really the planning. With certain folks not showing up "on time," the ordering of entrees kept getting put off (leaving most of us to gorge heavily on the bread and hors d'oevres). After a while -- with my Mrs. not being able to drink, as she's pregnant -- we were kinda ready to go. So, after being there for about an hour and a half (we had a nice time and chatted with everyone, so that was cool), we ended up having to split before the entrees even got ordered. Overall, it was a fun night out, but I -- for one -- left feeling a little famished. But, y'know, that's life.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 15th, 2005 10:08 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

that momus thing... le planete sauvage wants it's flash plug-in back! wow still. i thought momus's tunage was more straight forward than that?
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

never saw amelie but ive been to manhattan, the only non-white ppl i saw were driving maintenance trucks or pushing carriages with white babies, it was really shocking actually

-- zzzz (z...), December 15th, 2005. (link)

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 15 December 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

what the heck!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 15 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

well i'm not into fine wines but that doesn't mean i won't suck some down when it's in front of me

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...), December 16th, 2005.

Put oops in front of her, jaxon.

-- Dan (SLURPY SLURPY) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), December 16th, 2005.

that would convince her of too many things

-- RJG (RJ...), December 16th, 2005.

― haitch is the realest topic alive (haitch), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm slender and exciting

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), December 15th, 2005 5:23 PM. (admin) (userip)

― gear (gear), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

does anybody other than me...lol...at...themselves when they read the funny thread?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

i do, but i feel the appropriate level of guilt afterwards

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

-- GET EQUIPPED WITH VAGINA HORSESHEOES

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 16 December 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/w4m/118533731.html

― gear (gear), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

I found that personal ad to be strangely poignant.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

dude i lol at myself without the thread

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

i like her dog

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)

xxpost : WTF? that girl can't get a date? it must be a prank or something.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

i think perhaps her standards are a little high

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 16 December 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

For someone admittedly "uncomfortable with human interaction," yes.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:25 (twenty years ago)

what thread is the kenan/oops/luna fight on?

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

at least she's up front about what she wants

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

never mind.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

did that trio of mad-crazy ilxors ever figure out their little love triangle

― gear (gear), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

veedon fleece is one of my fave albums. danced first dance at wedding to one of the tracks.

-- jaxon (jaso...), December 5th, 2005 1:57 PM. (jaxon) (admin)

but the funniest shit, i was already completely wasted and made my wife and i do a breakdancing arm flippy thing the entire time :-/

-- jaxon (jaso...), December 5th, 2005 1:58 PM. (jaxon) (admin)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

ive been to manhattan, the only non-white ppl i saw were driving maintenance trucks or pushing carriages with white babies

?!?!

ride one subway ffs. or go have a walk around the hunter campus.

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Cthulha Musical: "A Shoggoth on the Roof"

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

All I can think after clicking on that link is that the page layout is amazingly bad. I started reading in the middle of the story. Naturally, anyone would. This belongs on the bad design thread.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), December 18th, 2005.

[...]

I managed to find the start of the article no problem

-- RJG (RJ...), December 18th, 2005.

You're like the secretary who repeatedly pushes the wrong button on the keyboard "by accident," and keeps blaming herself instead of even thinking to blame the keyboard. You're an apologist for bad design.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), December 18th, 2005.

no, I am not

-- RJG (RJ...), December 18th, 2005.

well, then you're just thick as a concrete wall.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), December 18th, 2005.

I managed to find the start of the article no problem

-- RJG (RJ...), December 18th, 2005.

― haitch is the realest topic alive (haitch), Sunday, 18 December 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

Rocket from the Tombs, grimeboy

-- A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (showroo...), May 5th, 2005.

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 December 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

did that trio of mad-crazy ilxors ever figure out their little love triangle

Maybe Kenan posting pictures of his ass will win her over?

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Last night,I dreamt about my son that he is a giant snake. I cuddle the snake and love it as it is my son. Actually, in real life I am a snake phobeia. I am scared of snack to death. but in my dream, i care for it

-- zin zin oo (zinzino...), December 13th, 2005 10:21 AM. (link)

― O RLY? (eman), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

haha i love ask dr. freud! pure roffles

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

it's like 99% random googlers

― O RLY? (eman), Monday, 19 December 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Blount & Miccio's contributions to Yes piece by Dave Q

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 19 December 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

they got it right for sure this year. Little surprised to see Cam'Ron and ARt brut so high, Edan missing and Wolf Parade and CHYSY so low. But with Sufjan on top, they got it right. Thoughts?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 20th, 2005. (TynanTynan!) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

i am starting to think it is clever fakery

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eugeneweekly.com/2004/10/21/music.html

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

scroll down to the joanna newson review

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

pacific northwest - coulda guessed

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

lordy lord, that godsmack review...

― O RLY? (eman), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

so, somebody else has probably proposed this theory already on a different thread, but what if Marissa/Sharon/whatever is actually some kind of primitive Turing-test-esque computer program that builds weird variants of quasi-grammatical sentences and spews them out at random? It could be seeded with a few basic adjectives (famous, nice, talented, beautiful) and nouns (music industry, Avalon, man, woman, talent, emu) and a few rules of how to string them together and it just produces batches of this stuff?

-- Drew Daniel (mces...), December 20th, 2005 2:43 AM. (Drew Daniel) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

drew otm. i've had that thought many times.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

i've thought that about a few ILXors

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

luna, skidmore, hongro, raggett...all computer programs

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Godsmack, The Other Side, 2004 UNIVERSAL RECORDS By Matthew T. Stone
Don't get me wrong, I like my music heavy just as any other metalhead, but I hold a special respect for those bands, and the musical artists themselves, who are just as proficient in writing and performing songs on acoustic AND electric instruments. Godsmack has released an album worthy of such respect.
Here is a group, like Led Zeppelin, who has a talent for making acoustic songs sound just as heavy as their electric counterparts. "Re-Align" and "Keep Away" show their alternate face here: intimate, yet with a still brazen energy. And "Asleep" is the soft closing track of its alter-downtuned-ego "Awake."
The opening track "Running Blind," like most other opening tracks, stands out with its emotional poignancy, revealing secrets inside ourselves the more we search outside for answers.
The band collaborates with Dropbox members Lee Richards and John Kosco for "Touche," a musical statement on the human condition, and its reflection upon the individual with the golden rule.

All in all, throughout its seven tracks, The Other Side is an enjoyable listen, when your gleeful demons who dance to double-time drums can simply sit in your head and sip on some nostalgic ambrosia. Cheers!

― O RLY? (eman), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Cheers!

― O RLY? (eman), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

"those bands, and the musical artists themselves"

?????????????????????????

― O RLY? (eman), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

luna, skidmore, hongro, raggett...all computer programs

NedRagget v1.2
10 CLS
20 PRINT ";-)"
30 GOTO 20

― O RLY? (eman), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I mean, my idea of perfect sexiness is probably some unbelievably pretty and unobtainable (also perferably gay) man, lying around naked, letting me do whatever I like to him, but not actually expressing the slightest interest in me. :-)

-- Kate Classic (masonicboo...), December 20th, 2005. (later)

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

is it 'take your self-parody to new heights' day on ilx?!!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

hahhaha otm!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

"today"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

i'm an AI program as well, programmed to say hahhaha otm!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

"perferably gay"?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

what the fucking shit thread is that from?

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=654422

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

didn't work -- it's from the "Why are things sexy?" thread

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

for a while i was convinced that my posts don't even show up on ilx... like there's a "make a lurker" admin button for a thread... and you think you're posting, but you're not...

seems like you could actually do that really simply with stylesheets...

i think i realize that some of the stuff i post is a lot of "so and so otm" sort. etc. or i get to a thread late and nobody responds.

either that or i'm terribly dull.

perhaps i alternate between the two. !

sorry for fucking the HA thread. we need to 20ccs of HA stat!
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'M ON IT MSP !

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

fuck off
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), December 19th, 2005 11:53 PM. (hstencil)

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fuck off hstencil
-- fuck off Hstencil (...), December 19th, 2005 11:54 PM.

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And then when I think I'm done for good, the panacea that is hstencil arrives on the scene. (xpost)
Fuck off, fuck off hstencil!

-- regular roundups (daphim...), December 19th, 2005 11:55 PM. (Dave M)

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fuck off
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), December 19th, 2005 11:58 PM. (hstencil)

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

OM in Camb was awful, they had very little in stock and the clerks couldn't even be bothered to be sneery. My favorite memory is when I asked about an import album and the counter dude looked it up on allmusic and responded, "Yeah, it exists." That's helpful. Most of the time I'd end up at Newbs where the desired CD would be waiting for me in proper alpha order.
-- zaxxon25 (keith.sawye...), December 20th, 2005 1:28 PM. (zaxxon25) (later)

"important album"? was it... silverchair?
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), December 20th, 2005 2:01 PM. (orion) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zangerbob.nl/video

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jackgruber.com/stories/oscars1.jpg

"Seriously, I thought I was sitting on a sanguinous Ol' Faithful! Linda Blair had NOTHING on this. *giggle*"

-- Dan (HEE HAW!) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), December 20th, 2005 1:32 PM. (Dan Perry)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.techtite.com/Images/Reviews/TV/2001/Oscars2001_6.JPG

Right now, i have a really bad cramp. I thought i'd share that. :o). Anywayz, for all you girls who think u might get it. My first time wasn't at all embarrassing or like scary. When i got home, i went to the bathroom. I saw like a little circle about 2 inches of a brownish spot. I knew it was my period coz i had been expecting it. Anyhow, when my mom came home, i kept trying to find the right time to tell her, but when i did, she was cool about it. Afterall, everyone(woman :) gets it! So the day after, i happened to have gym that day, so i just asked my mom to write a note to excuse me. So everything has been fine since! Have a nice day, and good luck!

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), December 20th, 2005 1:33 PM. (gear)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v384/senseigurl/familyportrait01.jpg

I didnt think it was coming this week but i noticed my panties being spotty then i saw a face in the flow itself.

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), December 20th, 2005 1:35 PM. (chaki)

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

watching miccio and jess take apart perpetua is quite fascinating, but it's NOT MEAN ENOUGH (yet):

Question for bloggers

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

i dont think he knows its me!

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

ned gave it away

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

maura's also mad at me for implicating her in my nogoodnikness

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

she's not mad! she thinks the shit is mad funny.

anyway, be meaner.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i think he's gone to bed anyway. if he busts back, i will.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

dude, that is SO not joycore enough! be MEAN!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

watching miccio and jess take apart perpetua is quite fascinating, but it's NOT MEAN ENOUGH

They're capable of so much more!

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

man, i zinged perpetua so hard once, i should have won an award

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

the dude's willingness to drink the industry kool-aid is unequaled among our age group

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

the dude's willingness to eat the industry donuts is unparalleled

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Forksclovetofu. god.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Yes my son?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

i had a dream that my friend had a baby with her boyfriend but soon after it died. my friend was traumatized. she will never be the same.(in my dream)

-- Sara Elizabeth Crisco (elizabeth_sisc...), December 14th, 2005 12:10 PM. (later) (link)

Answers

you know who else had a dream? Martin Luther King Jr. (RIP) and look where it got him. i want you to think about that.

-- DR. O. RLY? (...), December 18th, 2005 7:08 PM. (eman) (later) (link)

― Give me Sufjan or give me credibility (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

the dude's willingness to drink the industry kool-aid is unequaled among our age group

-- u saved me (wtf@

shut the fuck up, BITTER MCINDIECRED!!!! ;)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, I robbled at the lameness of that too!

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

imagine if he'd come back with "fuck off strongo, you're a cunt". my respect would've increased for him tenfold!

instead, he brings the "joycore" of insults.

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

if you keep in mind that urge.com is obviously going to be a huge money sink, the perpetua haters dont look too good on that thread

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

if you keep in mind that nazism is obviously going to be a huge money sink, the hitler haters dont look too good on that thread.

YEAH I WENT THERE.

JACKBOOTS.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

*slow clap*

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand -- a few hacks get to have their names forever associated with The Man, The Man loses money -- and it's the haters who look bad?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.br-online.de/wissen-bildung/thema/kriegsenden/foto/de-gaulle.jpg

"i mean, i'm happy that you've traversed the glorified nazi flunky aspect of it all and have swallowed the "i'm doing my part" kool-aid for, you know, the good of the nation or whatever, and we all gotta make compromises to eat in this world, but, you know, i'm sure once that foot's in the door you can abandon the "politics" entirely and get one of those really well-paying führer-generalstab lick-boot jobs."

― Chuck de G (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/847/000082601/petain-5-sized.jpg

"I really have no desire to get one of those "lick-boot" jobs, but whatever. You apparently know me better than I know myself, Bitter McIndiefrance."

― P-Funk Pétain (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

i'm baffled by the perpetua dogpile too.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

that thread sucks.

A: "I just got a job shilling music for the biggest music promotion media entity ever!"

B: "wtf sellout"

A: "IT'S JUST A DAY JOB AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS"

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand -- a few hacks get to have their names forever associated with The Man, The Man loses money -- and it's the haters who look bad?

for pointing out the obvious, and coming across like total assholes while doing so? sure!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

what about the haters' haters?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

i love em! merry christmas!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm baffled by the perpetua dogpile too.

If I am never again presented with this mental picture, I'll be happy.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wyenot.com/images/2003/me.jpg

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

"bellz of war" is THE most underrated RZA beat of all time. Sounds like DJ Premier smacking the shit out of Tortoise. Seriously, check this song.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 7th, 2005.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to compile my year end list and here's my question:

How much do you have to listen to an album to put it on a list? I mean, I want to put Sigur Ros at number 16 but I've only listened to it like five times. I really love it tho. So, is this a cop out? how many listens deems an album worthy of a list? kudos.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 13th, 2005.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm still not convinced "tynan delong" isn't some "the shins will change yr life" type put-on.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Okay I admit it, it's me.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

or...is it?

kudos to that shit.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Is it Dean Gulberry? gygax?

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 20th, 2005. (TynanTynan!) (later)

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

ummm...?

http://odp.uoregon.edu/projects/03-04/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong.html

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

ugh

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Tynan DeLong is a Senior at the Univeristy of Oregon studying Journalism: Electronic Media with an emphasis in Video Production. Upon graduation, Tynan hopes to either direct music videos, write and star in his own sketch comedy show, or become a VJ at MTV. Tynan helped Ben Hughes co-direct, as well as help grip several shoots and review footage. When not working, Tynan enjoys pinball, music, crossword puzzles, writing rhymes, Dink from Star Wars, and making fun of those less fortunate.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

so...he's real?

Im was 100% certain he was fake!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

best hoax EVER if he is

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

watch the video resume!

he's an "activities person"!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

If Mark-Paul Gosselar was on SNL he could just remake that shot for shot.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

making fun of those less forunate?! that's cool!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

nice i have a new person to hate on ilm

― dynan telong (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

wow

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

has anyone asked him if he is indeed a real human? what thread is he on? i need more

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

guy is seriously tryin' to milk the harold ramis/eugene levy hottniss

― dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

wow that guy looks like the biggest douchebag in the world. KUDOS to finding that.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

so miccio, hows the pregnancy porn gig goin?

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Eugene, Oregon's area code is 541, fwiw.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

so what does tynan's video resume look like then? (am on dialup @ the moment)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

like heaven.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

so miccio, hows the pregnancy porn gig goin?

I wish I had more hours.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Renting Fellini, War Of The Worlds and Belladonna's My Ass Is Haunted to folks is way more fun than handing out engineering textbooks.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i just found her personal jab kind of stupid.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

i found a lot of that post kind of stupid.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

we might be at the same birthday party tonight - should be fun.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

i just hope us typing monkeys are kind to her the next time she has a show or cd to promote.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

she posts links to them on ilm when they do.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

we might be at the same birthday party tonight - should be fun.

http://static.flickr.com/20/72540632_3b8ce8f421_o.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i love maria's arguments which always consist of, oh you are just jealous. i love old faithfuls.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

blah blah blah. if anyone knows what jealousy can do, its me.

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...), December 21st, 2005. (theoreticalgirl) (link)

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I'll ask her how she knows what it can do tonight.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

its going to throw that glass of wine all over your urge overkill shirt

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I should pick something more expendable.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

a barrel.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, that guy in Adams photo just had his mind blown by In Search of Space

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

do you have a digital video camera?

if so, could you record *everything* with it?
then share the files on peer-to-peer networks like kazaa lite?
for us to retrieve the files, just name them with the starting tag [ILE]

-- Sébastien Chikara (p_chikar...), March 10th, 2003. (1 trackback)

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

just one more day until the official end of "fall twee", then thread end.

This was one of the more fun noizefunny threads. :(

― dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

hi colette! fact fans: colette is from kalamazoo.

-- jaymc

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 December 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I wish intl security camera networks was open to the public, like accessible online, and people could control the type of shots they want.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

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