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1. wrinklepaws and any variation thereof

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

2. refering to sp*nc*r ch*w

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

spinach chew?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

3. momus on: race, animals, trollers' rights

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

4. tuomas + (fruit)

― Atreyu!!! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

5. killy i or ii

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

jer, do you remember my Atreyu email?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

unh huh. I'm copycatting, a little.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I was copying dean

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

2. refering to sp*nc*r ch*w

fuck you!! I'm probably hanging with the dude tonite!!! What the hell am I supposed to refer to him as? "Jeffrey"?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

chinky mchinkster! (i refer to lady pooperton as "HO FUN")

― lord pooperton (C/D racist pet names?) (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

he prefers the term "crazian" thank you muchly.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh!

6) "terrist", "Dubya", "El Doofus", etc. Srsly those were never v. funny to begin with, especially if you do it 7 times in one post. KINGFISH.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ME LOVE U LONG TIME

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

6b) kingfish linking to anything

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

7. my five batshit bosses each giving me contradictory orders for the same project

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

8. the name Jeffrey

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me, it's time to search craigslist for another jeffreyd@vidmorris ad

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

did anton comics ever post again?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/m4w/169826707.html

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

intimate or otherwise with, (close-wise).

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

better, account? n_n

― killy iii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

9. my wee always smell worse and become more viscous after eating lots of garlic

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 5:02 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've started reading every ken c post in a Mike Tyson voice in my head.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that post was so much better when i read viscous as vicious

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

10. http://pics.the-erm.com/album/Neat%20Pics/cat.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

11. http://odp.uoregon.edu/projects/03-04/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong.jpg

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

12. http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/114/0/5/O/114055793O287079391.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

13. "Oh, ___paws."

way to take something simple and funny and suck the lolz right out, everybody.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

14. Your search - ___________ - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

15. read the thread first chaki thanks

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

what i miss

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh #1

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/m4w/169826707.html

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 9th, 2006 4:14 PM. (gear)

I haven't been with a female in so long, I sometimes feel like a virgin (not literally), but in a way. iight, well, that's all. Okay . . . take care, see ya.

WTFFFJDSLKCVXL

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER AND PETER MURPHY'S SECRET LOVE CHILD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

16. tuomas (again)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

17. Giant mounds of paper waste advertising that come w/ Sunday newspaper

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 12 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is there such a thing as "ironic sexism", just like there's ironic racism and homophobia?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 12th, 2006.

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

QUIT YR BITCHIN AN' GET IN THE KITCHEN

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

amon's 'eurotard' gif is too perfect.

― culture has much less of a fixation on testicles (haitch), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

18. all discussion pertaining to or any mention of "ROCKISM"(TM)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 12 June 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!!!1!

19. Ppl creeping out on the mad singer-songwriter lady.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

20. last day of june will spell th death blow to john doe records and books at 518 warren st in hudson ny..so mention yur an ilxor and get a big discount..Landlord dont cotton to no hippies and eviction has been meted out...am quite amazed we got away with it this long..If u have never been up here im on amtrak or 2 hrs north of nyc by car ..call me if u wanna wax attack..518 632 4273..i did it for 4 yrs almost with only th break for th bnhart tour last fall..So maybe i need to get out more?..shoppers:mark ibold,martha stewart,natalie merchant,richard prince,chan marshall,mercury rev,etc ..live shows:jackie o mf,tara jane o neil,micheal hurley,sunburned hand...tons of fun was had...xxxxdan
-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...), June 10th, 2006 6:40 AM.

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By any chance do you have pictures of the shop you can post? I'm never going to be able to see it in person, but I'm real curious to know what it look(ed) like.
-- like murderinging (mi...), June 10th, 2006 8:22 AM.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/aolcancellationeditfinal.mp3

AOL BEING A HUGE DICKWAD

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

22. "Why isn't there a _____ thread?"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

23. GAYING UP LOGAN'S RUN TALK

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

24. LOGAN'S RUN

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

25. HOMOPHOBIA

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

PUT A DIFFERENT MOVIE ON YOUR IPOD

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

DOWNLOAD ONE WESTWORLD OR ZARDOZ

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF MOVIES RIPPED DUDES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

chaki be wise 'n' otm.

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

WELL WATCH ONE OF THEM ALREADY MR. I HAVE BUNCHES OF MOVIES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

way to still be up-in-arms a day later, ally!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

I was cosigning eman and therefore chaki. the half of zardoz I've seen is waaaaaaaaaay better than the half of logan's run I've seen.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

get yer hands offa me ya stinkin ape

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Marissa, when are we gonna get it on?
Enough dancing, let's eat some RED MEAT

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu@g

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

he needs to cease and decist from living

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

zardoz vomits guns! when i saw that scene, i knew i had to stick around for the whole movie!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

26. JOEL BEING A DOWNER

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

this is news?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS NOT THE "BUMMERS" THREAD; THIS IS C/D

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

27. Academiana 101

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

that thread totally depresses me

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

28. Making Pancakes Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the st ove worked!. Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at the door Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking. But his father just watched him. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process! That's how God deals with us. We try to do something good in life, but it turns into a mess. Our marriage gets all sticky or we insult a friend, or we can't stand our job, or our health goes sour. Sometimes we just stand there in tears because we can't think of anything else to do. That's when God picks us up and loves us and forgives us, even though some of our mess gets all over Him. But just because we might mess up, we can't stop trying to "make pancakes" for God or for others. Sooner or later we'll get it right, and then they'll be glad we tried... I was thinking. .. and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that need rekindling or three words needing to be said, sometimes, "I love you" can heal & bless! Remind every one of your friends that you love them. Even if you think they don't love back, you would be amazed at what those three little words, a smile, and a reminder like this can do. Just in case I haven't told you lately... I LOVE YA!!! Please pass some of this love on to others....suppose one morning you were called to God; do all your friends know you love them? Send this to everyone you love, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. And never stop "making pancakes."

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process!

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

never stop "making pancakes."

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

My mother-in-law forwarded me that stupid pancake email, she's always forwarding all sorts of Christian and O'Reilly type crap like that.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

One of my oldest friends sent me that! She sends me that kind of stuff almost daily, along with the "TODAY IS GIRLFRIEND'S DAY!" stuff. It's usually buffered once a week with an email full of naked "hunks" from gay porn. WTF.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

And never stop "making pancakes."

That's GOT to be a euphemism for something.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have a good idea for that little story: make subtle edits to up the pervy innuendo and fwd to relatives & co-workers who enjoy that type of thing

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Replace boy with GWB and father with GHB and "making pancakes" with Afghanistan/Iraq foreign policy.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Jess, shall we eat red meat together?
I got a veal chop with your name on it.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

29. http://dc.latenightshots.com/photos/mp_2216.jpg

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

I have a good idea for that little story: make subtle edits to up the pervy innuendo and fwd to relatives & co-workers who enjoy that type of thing

you really don't need to

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

otm, God already gets some of your mess on Him, where else can you really go from there

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

the cat in the pancake allegory is obviously the devil, who causes the boy to get all white & sticky in the first place

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well the original idea was "man someone must have done that -- nice prank!"

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Lisa Douglas (Eva Gabor) made the best pancakes.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Like, best like this

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/pancakes.jpg

or different?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is the "making pancakes" euphemism a common one?

Someone I dated used to tell her roommmates that she was "making pancakes" if we didn't emerge from her bedroom before noon.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

30. http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5780/40/1600/no-babies-dumpster.jpg

― intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 15 June 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

31. that fucking "It's June 24, 2006. What's your favorite top ten albums/releases of all time?" thread on ILM

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

32. the title of this thread your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

i hate that thread title too

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

everytime it pops up i keep hearing it in the voice of benicio del toro's character in the usual suspects.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

ilm's pretty hilariously bad now

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.neworleanscitybusiness.com/uptotheminute.cfm?recid=4912&userID=0&referer=dailyUpdate

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i like that thread title, that use of fuck at the end of a sentence is very mtl english.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

it reminds me of me

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

all ilm is now is just a bunch of dudes arguing for unadventurous music* *or so it seems!

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Slay me for the last two if you want, haters, but I'd bet most of our true favorites spring from our childhood and adolescence. Think hard: What was your favorite album when you were 16 years old? That's your favorite record of all time. If you say it's not, you're full of shit.

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), June 26th, 2006 11:35 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

it's alot of funny dudes with attitude that ain't afraid to take it to them damn rock critics. snrub's moved into the 99th percentile in the past month: we knew this day might come.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

KILL THAT GUY ASAP.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

THINK HARD

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha why do we continue reading it?? WHY???

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

HATERS

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'd bet most of our true favorites spring from our childhood and adolescence

my favorite album of all time is Living Colour Vivid??!?

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

omg renard we are blood brothers almost

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

DOWNLOAD ONE WESTWORLD OR ZARDOZ

Zardoz is bonkers btw. Although I'd like to delete memory of Sean Connery codpiece.

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite album of all time is 'empire' by queensryche? ¯\(º_o)/¯

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Think hard: What was your favorite album when you were 16 years old? That's your favorite record of all time. If you say it's not, you're full of shit.
Saying something in this tough love tone of voice does nothing to make it true. Very idiotic generalization.

-- Rockist_Scientist (Al__suca...) (webmail), June 26th, 2006 1:41 PM. (later)

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Figures anyone with the word "rockist" in their handle would call someone else idiotic.
It's not idiotic to say that what we hold true from our formative years continues to affect us today. As a general statement, that's not off base. Because, unless you really were listening to snotty-ass lo-fi indie rock or IDM rock as a kid, you're totally full of shit if you cite those as your all-time favorites. It's possible to embrace those as strongly as an adult, yes, but you'll always have a point of reference, as Alex's list above will attest to. BTW -- I haven;t listened to Ten in nearly 10 years. But I am being honest by putting it on my list.

Now fuck off ... please. :-)

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), June 26th, 2006 2:35 PM. (later)

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And, oh yeah, Rockist, at least I offered a list.
Troll ...

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), June 26th, 2006 2:38 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh I recognize that dude now, mr. "n3w tim3s m3dia expert" from the voice threads

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

jess do you still have yr deletion powers?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i think u know i do

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, who is that guy?? Is that secretly kenan in disguise?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is this guy kenan and is he being honest about what his favorite records were when he was 16?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

jess plz to mod his list plz plz plz

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

haha (xp)

― XD (eman), Monday, 26 June 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

At least emekars has now started a new thread.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Animals/newthreadcat.gif

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Not Kenan. Renard is right about him being the dude who works for New Times Media and who gave a tongue-bath to Rob Harvilla for his first VV column.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

ideas for o'connor top ten:

paula abdul - forever your girl
neil diamond - the jazz singer
shirley bassey - greatest hits
annie - dj kicks
audioslave - s/t

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

he is a scribe.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

o'connor top ten

autechre - confield
mia - arular
burial - burial
yo la tengo - summer sun
grandaddy - software slump or whatever that thing was fucking called
johnny cash - american recordings mcmxcix
plaid - double figure
st. etienne - travel edition
yo la tengo - and nothing turned itself on
sting - ...nothing like the sun

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

It's June 24, 2006. What's your favorite top ten albums/releases of all time?

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

note careful editing of gear's post as well.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

craftsmanship.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha beautiful

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

chris isaak - san francisco days
toad the wet sprocket - fear
alice in chains - jar of flies
danger danger - s/t
trixter - s/t
timmy t - time after time
latour - latour
black box - mixed up
blue rodeo - lost together
robbie robertson - storyville

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

robbbleeeee

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

what would be really really funny and provoke much OUTRAGE is if 'someone' were to change every top 10 on that thread to match oconnor's.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha i dont have THAT much free time

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

you should edit marmot's posts!

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

33. this thread

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

BEA ARHTUR TRULY A GENIUS

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

kudos++

― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

34. Uri Frendimeier

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

otfm

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's "uri friendimein" (sp? "you're a friend of mine" haha GET IT)

― aimee semple mcmansion (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

He just started ANOTHER THREAD.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

did he answer it too? it's noted crepe nude spock, btw.

― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, actually one of the great things about ilm's descent is that a dork like that doesn't get to stand out.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Bands/artists completely open about their marijuana usage

this guy must be 14 right

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

The [whatever] of [whatever]: your call

― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

did you just cease and desist yourself?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Oh, dear, I hadn't thought of that," said God, and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," said s1ocki, and for an encore went on to prove that black was white and gets himself killed on the next pedestrian crossing.

― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

i was just making fun of this: The Embodiment of [whatever]: your call

and ilm

― lf (lfam), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

35. fuckfuckedfucking...fuck off

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha I have noticed he's taken to starting threads with a "fake" random person name and then answering them himself, that "Uri." It's kind of curious that he's still doing that stunt when his log in name is next to every single one of his other personalities' posts?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

see also "comstock cabineiri" [nostudum]

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

well that's clearly a (bad) joke

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

would it kill any of you to include at least 1 (one) African-American artist or artist(s).
while the obvious exclusion? this thread is as pale as ILM's background color.

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaws@

Fuck's sakes.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

sonned by wrinkepaws in an affirmative action beef

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha

"this thread is as pale as ilm's background colour" omg hte pwnij

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

It's June 24, 2006. What's your favorite top ten albums/releases of all time?

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

wow, those pearl jam lyrics are actually not bad! i even recalled about half of the melody from that song, despite hearing it maybe 3 times(?).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

I feel weird about not including non-black people in my list. Totally not intentional.

-- deej.. (clublonel...), Yesterday 3:44 PM. (deej..) (later)

Not a requirement deej. So long as it's an honest list, you can still feel good about yourself. :-)

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...), Yesterday 3:45 PM. (OConnorScribe) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

wow ilm is really going into overdrive

The most ridiculous ten albums you can think of to group together.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

dear god.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

The first ten albums in your vinyl and/or cd collection and are they ridiculous when grouped together?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

strangely, moving over to reg only has made things worse. having cleared that initial reg hurdle, these douches feel a need to stick around after posting once.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

v00redoms (alt. Boredoms 95-00) = noise

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

36. stylus

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

i know - EVERY fucking ilm thread at some point is gonna have some fucking stylus hack self promotion on it. fucking hell.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i looked in there for the 1st time in ages...and ran.

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just glad stylus finally made it acceptable to listen to 'gaucho'! about time someone repped for that album! kudos!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes seriously why do you still read that board? Every time I even attempt it--and I haven't in a looonnnnng ass time now--it resembles EXACTLY what I imagine hell to be and blood shoots out my eyeballs and I have to get off the entire internet for a while.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I mean kudos and shit on y'all not having blood spurt out your eyeballs when you read half of those posts, I wish I had your staminas.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

these days it's often like seeing the tip of a couple of depressing/infuriating music-related icebergs

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay we need two more teams for the ILNFL league, can you recruit?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i want in but i don't want to start worrying about it until august.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

which one needs two more teams? Don't we have two leagues going? I'm only signed up for one so if its the one I'm not signed up for I'll sign up.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

there's the one i started and there's the one that tofufork started. mine has ten teams, and it would have had 11 but i think someone dropped out.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm I think I am in your league already. I'll inform Tom tonight that he has to play, and then we shall reserve spot 12 for hstencil.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

damn, too late for me!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

yo i upped it to 14 teams, so we have four slots. 1 for tom, 1 for stence, 1 for blount, 1 for....???

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

36a. critspeak that strains to turn shit to gold and vice versa

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

WE SHALL FIGHT EACH OTHER COME FALL Is it possible to draft only QBs? I'd like my team to be only QBs.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be totally down with football. my team in another league (with joel i believe) got decimated by week 4, both starting rb's and both wr's gone for the year.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah make my team only RBs (and vick) plz

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

okay so the final four spots are for blount, otto, tom, and stencil.

league ID: 13106

password: daunteboat

(it's a yahoo league, fantasysports.yahoo.com)

pre-emptive strike:

37. talking fantasy football on the noise board

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah watch out before we all get yellowcarded again. I should start yellowcarding ppls talking about ILM

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

awesome, thanks!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

i know - EVERY fucking ilm thread at some point is gonna have some fucking stylus hack self promotion on it. fucking hell.

Simon H. mentioned Alfred's Sleater-Kinney piece, and Baaderonix revived the Gaucho thread to mention Mike Powell's article. Neither one of them writes for Stylus, so it hardly seems like self-promotion.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

'technically abramoff has no actual ties to the republican party'

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Find me an example of genuine Stylus self-promotion from the last six months, and I will PayPal you $10.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i mean when i hear some selfpromoting hack toss out 'lectures on gender politics' to dismiss sleater-kinney (which makes no sense except to indirectly dismiss them cuz they wimmins o noes) i think

1) this person has never actually heard a lecture on gender politics
2) this person could probably really really stand to hear a lecture on gender politics
3) this person is just another lazy not-quite-but-close-someday-maybe rockcrit hack.

mainly 3 obv

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I can't speak to this specific situtation -- I like All Hands on the Bad One because it's got a lot of hooks and thus don't really pay much attention to whether it's didactic or not -- but I really don't think Alfred self-promotes on ILM. Maybe on his blog, but lots of people self-promote on their blogs. And I don't suppose his having been published in Seattle Weekly and the Voice changes your impression of him as a hack?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

(I mean obv. there are plenty of hacks wherever you look, but since you seem to equate writing for Stylus with hackdom, I wanted to point out that he's written elsewhere as well.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

My haiku rundown on Stylus that everyone took the piss out of gets a specific mention though! Cheers SR.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), March 20th, 2006.

No such errors in my review at Stylus.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), June 7th, 2006.

I reviewed it on Stylus back in the beginning of the year, it's a very solid comp, although the first CD mix is about twice as exciting as discs 2 and 3.
-- Michael F Gill (planck.lengt...), June 2nd, 2006.

Unfortunately.
(the dope mix is full of classics btw, I reviewed it on stylus a year or so back and I think everyone rolled their eyes at me)

-- Michael F Gill (planck.lengt...), February 13th, 2006.

You can check out my (bi) weekly chart in the Stylus dance column.
-- Michael F Gill (planck.lengt...), May 5th, 2006.

I'm actually working on a big piece for Stylus at the moment about mastering/mixing/compression etcetera, and radio vs hi-fi vs live is a big consideration.

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), April 27th, 2006.

Bump, innit, and link - http://www.stylusmagazine.com/articles/weekly_article/imperfect-sound-forever.htm - too, because this is now one of the most-read weekly articles on Stylus bar year-end pieces.
Please please please read my piece and the Rip Rowan one and everything else I've linked, and talk about this phenomena everywhere and anywhere. Because it's fucking important.

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), May 25th, 2006.

"Yes, I would certainly agree that Stylus is far and away the best site for new music writing on the Web!" quipped Stylus contributor Marcello Carlin!
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 20th, 2006.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

wow published in the voice in the seattle weekly huh? i guess there's no way he's a hack after all! it has also been brought to my attention that skip bayless is regularly published in venues with even higher profiles than seattle weekly (hard to imagine) and the voice (impossible to imagine i know) - i'm gonna hafta reconsider my take on him too! apparently richard roeper's on tv now too!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

CEASE AND DESIST THIS THREAD GODDAMMIT

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

35. bobby cox

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Blount, read my fucking addendum to that point.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

just give the money to emerson and have him mail it to me. make it out to 'cash'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I actually went to the PayPal website, but it involved all sorts of filling out of forms, so the Emerson plan is solid. He actually emceed an event I read at a couple weeks ago.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

36. Getting raped by j blount behind your back

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

37. Alfredo OTM

― Skip Blayless (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I know I'm not good with hypotheticals BUT:

If Sleater-Kinney were (biologically) male, how many posts do you think that thread would have?

I'd say 13.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

it is weird how (biologically) male indie rock gets nary a peep on ilm

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right... there would be 5000000% more snarky posts.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

did the indies leave ilx?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

the lex is still there, so no.

― 2manyROFLs (haitch), Thursday, 29 June 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I'm not going to go out and suggest that Sleater-Kinney fills that cultural cachet void left open by (blount is gonna love this) the Indigo Girls ("I come to praise Caesar!") in the late 80s but seriously, well... has Matthew Perpetua! Superfan #1 weighed in yet on the topic?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 June 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

anyone paid him to yet?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 June 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

indigo girls cachet void currently being filled by new weird america folk folx

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 29 June 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

oh so true

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

38-ish. using CSS scripts badly

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

39. This:

Oof... Academics usually have other things to cultivate than appearances (except the French ones). If you'll remember, theres the Platonic tripartite model of the soul that's pretty sensible: appetitive urges, desirious urges and rational urges. But the rational component rules them all.

That's all baloney, though! I had some hot professors at some time... I must have.

- - - - -
http://philosophypage.blogspot.com/

-- B Money (b.michael.payn...), June 29th, 2006 12:38 PM. (B Mingus) (later) (link)

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

The Indigo Girls were cool once upon a time?

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 30 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

has Matthew Perpetua! Superfan #1 weighed in yet on the topic?

you called... ?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/effyoutoo/beebs.jpg

― m. perpetua, #1 superfan (otto midnight), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

:-O

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

DANCE COMMANDER OF THE BIG TOP

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

the unedited version of that photo was ill-advised

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

that used to be my desktop wallpaper, it was made by a friend of mine.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

staring at his blog, thinking of snax

― XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to frame the untouched version and title it "hypnotized by twinkies".

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

40. shakey mo on women, black people, politics, music

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm with nabisco. I think Regina's point about the Strokes is at least potentially valid, and certainly worth considering.
The Strokes do indeed produce a fearsomely orderly kind of rock music. So conceptually rigorous and controlled that listening to it is kinda nerve-wracking. Not just "tight", mind you, but marshalled to a specific end in EVERY sense. Composed. Deliberate. Calculating.

You can hear this near-fascist orderliness in the tunes themselves, in the way they're played and recorded, and you can even see it in the band's public image. Order is everything. The iron fist. All ducks in a row.

And their music has the odd tension of Mozart's music: all this massive restraint in the service of ostensibly "wild" and "joyful" expression. Mozart had an incredible pop ear, as do the Strokes, and his music toyed with the same order/chaos dichotomy.

That's why it's LUDICROUS to compare ELP with Mozart. Stuff like the Requiem Mass notwithstanding, Mozart was willing to work "small," to delight the ear. He often seemed to value beauty and even prettiness over the grand statement. ELP have no ear for beauty. Their music is big, ungainly, pretentious mush. Poorly-formed and grotesque. The Strokes, on the other hand, seem to value a lot of the same things that Mozart did: precision, ear appeal, formalism, symmetry, and superficial simplicity.

I read the quote in its original context the other day, not here on ILM, and my mind was a bit boggled at first, too.

But if you take the time to think it through, she's not making a totally lunatic comparison.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), June 30th, 2006 12:16 PM. (later)

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...Not that the Strokes are unique in their devotion to formalist rigor and catchy choons, of course.
But their ability to generate an impression of Dionysian "rock 'n' roll abandon" to wash it all down does kinda tend to validate Regina's statement.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), June 30th, 2006 12:21 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i wish to beat with an axe handle anyone who uses the word "Dionysian" in rock criticism.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

"conceptually rigorous"

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

"formalist rigor"

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Mozart had an incredible pop ear"

"order/chaos dichotomy"

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Mozart had an incredible pop ear"

i want to beat myself with an axe handle.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 30 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

"ear appeal"

― XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm with nabisco."

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifNEW ILX MEMEhttp://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

TELL TSCHAIKOVSKY TEH NEWS

― Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Friday, 30 June 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

ROLL OVER WRINKLEPAWS

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

me, i like music with ear appeal

― XD (eman), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ro/thumb/f/f0/VanGogh-self-portrait-with_bandaged_ear.jpg/250px-VanGogh-self-portrait-with_bandaged_ear.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

He hasn't stopped yet.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

guest list, nabisco +1

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

guy appears to have debuted on ilm on the 28th oct. noise board debut on 30th oct, on the "noise jazz" thread.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, it's June.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha, that'll teach me to post a/ when I'm also emailing someone about a gig i'm playing in oct this year @ the same time and b/a bit loaded. 28th june this year, not october!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

41. Recontextualise classic ILX exchanges as played by well-known comic actors

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 30 June 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

He hasn't stopped yet.

haha he's on every thread i click on, giving his rundown/overview of an artist's entire discography. make it stop!

― XD (eman), Saturday, 1 July 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even look at ilm anymore. it's been months.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Saturday, 1 July 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

42. ilx britishes' self-flagellation over their world cup exit.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

(this britishes doesn't give a fuck, fwiw)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

haha, sorry. you know who I mean, all them on the world cup thread.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

43. Mold

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am kind of with haitch, I want to suggest they please make their own thread, "Navel Gazing About England's Loss" and let the rest of the thread be. But I guess it's not like there are any upcoming games today to be discussing, it's just it'd be nice if the chat wasn't dominating out discussion of France/Brazil or the next round's matchups or, hell, Greece getting kicked out of FIFA.

though totally LOL @ that pic of Beckham sobbing his little heart out :D

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

44:

Booty juice comes right from the source
What's the source? An ass, of course!
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
-- kingfish du lac (jdsalmo...) (webmail), July 3rd, 2006. (link)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i just threw up a little in my mouth

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok where the hell is THAT from.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

That's from nabisco's "OMG WORDS ARE METAPHORS! (pass to the right, muthafuckah)" thread. It's also kind of my fault.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

41. Recontextualise classic ILX exchanges as played by well-known comic actors

saddest shit i have ever seen

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's from Fear of a Black Hat, actually

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Best rebuttal of Regina's statement comes along the lines of what S. Goldberg is saying above, and this from Sundar:

"I knew right away that that was what she meant, but what makes the Strokes more orderly than the Cars or something?"

'Zactly. In my haste to defend the germ of Regina's idea, I overlooked the fact that the while it may be valid to draw some comparison between The Strokes' music and classical composition in a "Mozartian" vein, they're by no means uniquely elegant, formalist, orderly, restrained, ear-pleasing, etc.

Frankly, The Beatles, with their rococco extremes and formalist rigor, make a much better "modern-day Mozart" analog. And the Cars certainly match The Strokes for minimalist pop restraint.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), July 3rd, 2006 6:40 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

this guy stole my name and added a y to it and translated it. no fair.

======

I actually know Lee is Free personally (he goes to the same college I do). The fact that this thread reminded you of him is pure and strange coincidence though.
-- reynard the fox (winnings9...), July 3rd, 2006. (Pearl Hooch)

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

plus knows lee is free personally

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

who ARE these people??

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the weird result of some nabisco 'multiplicity'-esque experiment

― gear (gear), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still confused as to how mozart became the codeword for "orderly." y'all thinking of bach, yo. that is, if you thinkin' at all.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 3rd, 2006 4:02 PM. (hstencil) (later)

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Well, Mozart and Bach were both certainly orderly, but Bach's style tended to be more texturally complex.
-- Steve Go1dberg (shgoldbe...), July 3rd, 2006 4:13 PM. (Steve Schneeberg) (later)

PWND

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

SNAPZZZZZZZZZZZZ

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

The similarities I described above can hardly be called superficial. The attention to textural contrast between "parts" on "Is This It" is a recording practise that encompasses all aspects of album-making, from composing to production.
I'd like to use the word "vertical composition", although it may be perhaps too dogmatic, it is the precise word. There are few rock records I've heard that have paid as close attention to the vertical as "Is This It". The new Scott Walker is another, its vertical composition is what makes that record so good.

And cool it with the sexism oh my god oh my god.

-- Owen Pallett (opallet...) (webmail), July 4th, 2006 1:11 AM. (later)

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What do you mean by "vertical composition," Owen? I would tend to think of vertical composition as opposed to linear composition; i.e., homophony rather than polyphony. That doesn't seem to be what you're saying, though.
And I do feel that "changing registers dramatically and efficiently," having "the guitars and bass composed/recorded/compressed to sound like a single instrument," and "attention to textural contrast" are superficial qualities shared by a great many composers and genres.

I'm still not seeing what it is about The Strokes that makes them particularly classical among rock bands, let alone particularly Mozartian.

-- Steve Go1dberg (shgoldb...) (webmail), July 4th, 2006 1:39 AM. (later)

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What does "composed to sound like a single instrument" even mean? Written in unison?
-- Steve Go1dberg (shgoldb...) (webmail), July 4th, 2006 1:41 AM. (later)

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Nope, polyphony (and all melodic, harmonic, rhythmic or formal ideas) is horizontal. They transpire over time. Pop music criticism, when they're not focusing on musician bios or song titles, will invariably focus on these features.
Vertical composition, on the othern hand, refers to the sonic properties of the moment, and how one sound relates to the next sound. In the classical world, it's just "orchestration".

Most rock bands don't pay as much attention to this aspect of music making, although it's the "paydirt" in the electronic, r&b and pop world.

If this aspect of music making seems to you "superficial", that's fine. I consider it to be the most relevant aspect of making a recording.

-- Owen Pallett (opallet...) (webmail), July 4th, 2006 10:10 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

please kill that strokes thread, jess

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

New low for ILM etc etc.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

actually, can we just start a Harvell Hit List thread, plz?

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Don't overdo it, plz!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

yes, you may.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

cough cough fuckin' cough

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

oh noes don't kill that Mozart thread, let em dig their own grave!

Momus-worthy show of bogus erudition = fun for the whole family

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

They should have benched Mozart and played Bach instead.

― The Player In The Redd Cap (Two-Headed Doge) (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Or, stencil otm.

― The Player In The Redd Cap (Two-Headed Doge) (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Steve is somewhat overbearing on that thread but he's completely OTM. That Owen person doesn't have a clue as to what he's talking about.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

owen named his album 'he poos clouds', remember.

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

why do I know that. someone yellow-card me pls.

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

dan you're the only person on that thread offerring actual musical examples (ie knows practice rather than theory)!!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

Genuinely surprised at the amount of love that "Historia de la Musica Rock" is getting. By far the most boring, lifeless and predictable Pussy Galore record.

PG were only any good when there were actual women in the band. Their first stable line-up featured Julia Cafritz AND Christina Martinez (who went on to form Boss Hog and eventually to become Mrs. Christina Spencer). They recorded "Groovy Hate Fuck", the "Exile" cassette and the "Pussy Gold 5000". Ace shits.

After Christina quit, they became more rock, less punk. Not that the difference was immediately evident: "Right Now!" still sounds pretty fuggin' messed-up. Picking up certified X-chromosome carrier Kurt Wolf, however, moved 'em even further into "rahk 'n' rawl" flavor country: "Sugarshit Sharp" and "Dial M".

Now, these latter three are all goddam GREAT records -- better than anything they did with Christina on board, so you'd maybe think that estrogen reduction was in the best interest of the Pussy...

But, no. After "Dial M", Julia took off, leaving the all-boy dregs of the band to cut "La Historia de la Musica Rock". And it FUCKING SUCKS. I mean it's got its moments...

"Revolution Summer" is a nice rip on Dischord and the DC scene.

"Song At the End of the Side" is funny, though it isn't really saying anything that "Sweet Little Hi-Fi" didn't.

"Mono! Man", "Ship Comin' In" and (especially) "Will You Still Have Me?" kick ass unrepentantly. And "Drop Dead" rules.

But the rest is lame "blooze" filler. Rote and lackluster. Sucky. Bad. And I imagine THAT'S the main reason Spencer don't want it repressed. It pees on the band's "legacy"...

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), July 5th, 2006 2:13 PM. (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

No, see the Godz are rote and lackluster and sucky and GOOD.
Just like the Shaggs are RaLaS and GOOD.

Just like "Right Now!" is RaLaS and GOOD. To this very day I can play "Right Now!" for folks who've never heard Pussy Galore, and have 'em roll around on the floor laughing.

"Historia" ain't NEVER gonna do that. It's not "so-bad-its-good." It's just bad. Bad as in average. Hell, it's just-barely-sub-adequate. Some slightly fucked-up white boy blues rock by some more than slightly fucked-up white boys. Less devolved than Devo, and not half as much fun.

Hell, the Gibson Bros./Bassholes did the trepannated blues thing a million times better.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), July 5th, 2006 12:12 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

hey writer-types, do you ever get any big label rock records that are worth listening to twice?

MAKE THEM STOP AAAAARGH

― hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

i really feel the need to mention that some of us who rock cricket for a living actually have to WORK

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

who *is* that fuckedfucker fuckwit? typing a lot of words doesn't mean that a single thing you've said is true or makes any sense. this dude doesn't know anything at all.

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 6 July 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

he suuuuure knows about fucking word counts

― hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Thursday, 6 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

all ILM threads make me feel like my head is going to cave in.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 6 July 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

Show me any real metal that you (and most non-fan listeners) would describe as "elegant," "understated," "restrained" and "delightful," and we'll see where metal fits in here...

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus

Fuck's sakes.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

"sub-custos list dork - what's on YOUR ipod??"

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Thursday, 6 July 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok sorry that's too mean - anyway ILM is still WAAAAAY better - meaning less creeeeeepy! - than ILE

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Thursday, 6 July 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

there are people on ILE whom i know for a fact are nuts, via somewhat personal experience.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't actually mind nutsness, it's kind of one step removed when it's online anyway, what fucks me off is this kind of aggressive, in yer face mediocre normality exhibited on ilm a fair bit recently.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

keeping the nutters online is good, but in the earlier days when my crazy radar wasn't calibrated i had some ILX nutter fuck around with me offline a little bit.

but that ILM problem is more pressing, it's pretty awful over there.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I didn't know that, sorry.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

"i really feel the need to mention that some of us who rock cricket for a living actually have to WORK"

dude, i'm a janitor. in a hospital. i wipe up bloody floors and pick up poop and blood-stained trash all night long. and when i come home at 11 i write metal reviews. and then in the morning until i have to go to work i watch the kids. tell me about your day.

not that i'm complaining. i actually like doing all that stuff.

and today is my day off and i'm taking junior somewhere educational, the record store.

and, hey, what's wrong with my rock thread!? i just wanted to know if there were any big-budget rock albums that were any good. i never hear any. i like big-budget rock. if it's good.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh, but you did say "for a living". i don't write for a living. i just don't want people to think that every music writer is some foppish lazybones. some of us do it for the luuuuuuuuuuuv, even if it doesn't pay much/anything. and even when we don't even really have the time to do it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

and wait, writing for a living is work. WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

jess is one of the nuts ones.

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Does he smoke enough pot? he needs something.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i need many things.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

and scott, i think it was pretty implicit i wasn't talking about you, mr. i have two kids i need to take care of.

and nothing is wrong with any ilm thread -- theoretically -- until the usual gang of idiots descends.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

thank you for saying that jess cuz now i get to post this picture which i am in lve with http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/ugoi_poster.gif

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

the lighter side of...rockism

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna picture every new ilm poster as drawn by dave berg from now on

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I didn't know that, sorry.

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:36 AM. (later) (admin) (userip)

it wasn't anything too crazy, i just wasted time corresponding with the wrong ilxor. no photographs taken through my window of me sleeping showed up in my inbox or anything.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "touch him like a kitten," the Russian president said on Thursday.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

These are the people I think I can pick out in that picture:

1. Grown-up Beavis
2. about 7 Perpetuas
3. Manu Chao's grandpa
4. Ned Raggett

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

JON WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

HI I READ CNN.COM TOO

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2Z3nXnLD0&search=putin%20kiss

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES HIS STOMACH WAS KISSED

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

TOUCH HIM LIKE A KITTEN THOUGH?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

PUTIN IS GRAZZZZY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/11/183026820_59600a9e4f.jpg

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES PETER, OLDER PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES EXPRESSING SOMETHING IN A DIFFERENT WAY. MUST MEAN THAT HE WAS SEXUALLY EXCITED BY IT AMIRITE?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

NEWSFLASH: MODERN EUROPE IS NOT LIKE "CALIGULA"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

NEWSFLASH: SHUT UP TIM

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know who you are.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.cinci.rr.com/justamerican/images/Siren_animated.gif

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

dude, I don't know why, but any kind of boycrush I have usually involves wanting to touch them on the shoulder. I don't analyze, I just report.
-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), November 13th, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Momus'd back me up on this. I know he would!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with tim if he is saying he does not find that all that gross or abnormal

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

yes. kisses.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i've always wanted to be momus

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

actually, it's kind of hot, heh heh

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

: x

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i have a friend who looks like momus

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

does he post as "oops"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

she. and yes.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

i know someone who was momusfor halloween

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

when i was momus for halloween i rolled down a hill, lost my cellphone and puked in the mud!

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh perfect, that sounds like momus's blog

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hills in Japan are different.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

m0mus took my bf's ex-gf to the met when she was 15

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

update wikipedia page

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

the "killy has a bf" entry?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

was that the girl momus was married to when he was 40 or whatever?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

does killy's bf have a wikipedia page

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

nah

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

"I vomited today while reading Momus talk about Matthew Barney," spoken by Christopher Cirgenski, who hopes that this ruins his budding career.
-- lf (lfamula...), April 27th, 2006.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

CREMASTER

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

aye, barney needs to be served

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

families of multigenerational hippies carpooling to the PHIL & FRIENDS show. eugh.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 July 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

yah fuck those families enjoying country fried rock, bluegrass and phil's awesome playing together!

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

zorn WAY BEFORE barney

― Arial Pink (account), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

snoozefest 2006

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

omg the yellow card follows me to quicktime things linked from noize bored, I can't tell if I find this hilarious or infuriating

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

i gave myself a yellow card to see what it looks like! awesome

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

wait, i thought that yellow cards were just a metaphor...it's an actual feature?

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

you now get to find out first hand!

― Cor-Ray (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh you beat me :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok is that ilm postpunk thread as bad as I'm imagining it will be or should I just dive on in?

― lift up fong and see (haitch), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

i looked at it for some reason. i never look at ilm! it's worse than you even thought. i hate music and i hate bloggers.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

maybe because i never read ilm so i am not used to it everything i see on there looks like the dumbest thing ever written

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

I caved and looked. CAITLIN UR RITE

― lift up fong and see (haitch), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

45. two blown tires
46. two cracked wheels
47. bye bye $$$
48. nobody but myself to blame
49. the fates

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

i think that "best r&b artist of the '90s" thread is worse than the postpunk one

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

the best ILM threads lack all conviction while the worst burn with passionate intensity -- I think Nabisco said that, but ask jaymc

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like the R&B thread is my fault. :-(

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

you were right though, it was Babyface

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

OK I just skimmed the R&B thread, what's the problem? Babyface is a perfectly reasonable choice, though he did straddle the decades. Man I just heard En Vogue on the radio last weekend & got the shivers.

Much as I like P-Funk, though, Matos is (typically) revisionist about Stevie vs. Clinton in the 70s. He's got good ears but insists on hearing everything through the filter of recieved rockcrit wisdom.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry I entered the postpunk thread. I was trying to avoid it.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

i meant the dick tracy character

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: i knew better too but couldn't resist. nobody listens to me anyway ;-)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/babyface/nelson.jpg

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

is nabisco paid to write here?

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

going for the word count!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL x-post

by the word!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

maybe because i never read ilm so i am not used to it everything i see on there looks like the dumbest thing ever written

Maybe because I read ILM all the time I was expecting the worst.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry the Dylan thread hasn't gotten derailed yet.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

SOMEONE PLEASE DELETE THIS MANGLED ABORTION OF A THREAD:

Is Indie Rock Sissy? OR: Where have all the cowboys gone?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

why?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

Awful initial premise plus having to watch St3v3 G0ldberg's grotesque mental yoga as he actually tries really hard to refute it.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

i think lots of ppl would regard the initial premise as worthy of discussion if not totally otm. St3ve Goldb3rg posts on other threads too.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

CEASE AND DESIST TO THIS GUY:

Hey, I'm all for melody! Why do I really like the new Grizzly Bear album, which displays expansive arrangements and a wide scope of instrumentation, but I don't really care for the Decemberists, Broken Social Scene, Sufjan Stevens circuit? To my ears, it's original, whereas the other stuff just bleeds antecedants and wears their influences on their sleeves.

Yes, indie rock is perhaps a little too kitschy-melodic and cloying right now. Blame it on the hard drives full of music history that young 20 somethings have to gain influence from. Reich one minute, VU the next, tropicalia, post-punk, no wave, Beach Boys, african fuzz funk jams, ad nauseam, etc.

I don't think indie rock is SISSY per se, but I think the bulk of indie rock that hits the hype meter, or seems to permeate the zeitgeist, is suffering from being too backwards looking WITHOUT adding a few pointers going in the other direction - THE FUTURE. There's too much music to digest, and it's really easy for the modern musician to fall into a niche, one dictated by trend, style, fashion, etc.

Can you blame a 20 year old for deciding to start a band that sounds like the Gang Of Four? Or a 25 year old to round up a bunch of string players and a flautist and start a "collective"? No, because the antecedants are Pitchfork/MySpace sanctioned. It's immediate. Memes and trends can be established and torn down in exceedingly quick time frames.

This immediacy is what makes today's music different from music a decade ago, or two decades ago. In the 80s, Black Flag came to town, tore your head off, then you went and started a band and eagerly hunted down zines or info on other bands.

In the 90s, there was more media support - magazines, campus radio, better distribution for independent releases - but you still had to work at sourcing music. You had limited income, pirating involved taping your friend's cassettes or records.

Today, musicians have the entire FUCKING HISTORY OF MUSIC at their fingertips. Soulseek, BitTorrents, DVD-Rs, CD-RS. How do you create something breathless and original when you're so busy comsuming? You can't. So you emulate, and you make music redolent of the stuff you're trying to digest.

-- Brooker Buckingham (brooker...), July 11th, 2006 5:34 PM. (Brooker B) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

don't patronize me, dude. your graffiti thread should go, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH

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― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

tony conrad to thread, obv.

― lift up fong and see (haitch), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh don't even start, tofudouche.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! Tofudouche! Brilliant!
Don't you have a puppy to kick or something?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

don't you have a band to triple-book?

bye!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ho snap. SONNED!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

didn't realize i was just kiddin' with ya, apparently.

oh well, that means 50 bn joe's pub spams in my inbox tomorrow.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

50. me, drinking. apparently i "lost friends" the other night, and don't really know how or why.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

don't sound like friends to me

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

HERRO

― Syd Barrett RIPE (account), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

((presses send in outlook))

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

good ol' dean

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.willishenry.com/shaker04/images/234%20books.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

CALM DOWN JOR-EL

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

place your bets on jorel: drunk, sad or both?

― Syd Barrett RIPE (account), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

all of the above

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

First and second best electronic artists since 2003 are?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Where can i download electro mp3s?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

lol, those are the only ilm threads i bothered to click on today

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

nothing beats being called sad by someone who still lives with their parents.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure there are many people who live with their parents who are not sad about anything.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

free rent!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

no more wire hangers.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

free abortions?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

50. me, drinking. apparently i "lost friends" the other night, and don't really know how or why.

did you make out with them and then pretend you didn't remember?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

what i love about the forks/hstencil boeuf is that neither will ever let the other get the last word in.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

titans clashing, to be sure.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

tits or titans?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

did you make out with them and then pretend you didn't remember?

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), July 12th, 2006 9:12 AM. (otto midnight) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

ZING.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

51. ringing in ears from ferociously loud band in a very empty phyllis' last night. left ear has been bad for a while and hasn't been 100% (or even 75%) since the oblivians show in may and now it sounds like there is cotton and a miniature jet engine in my ear.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

52. jorel imming me as soon as I get to work "CAPN SAVE A TOFU IN EFFECT"

SIGH.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

did hpencil and tofu used to date? That's the only way I can explain the animosity and takey sideys going on. make up already, dudes!!!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Not until he apologizes for what he did to my German Shepherd.
It's absolutely RUINED for breeding now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even think they've met! They work a good stone's throw away from each other also. Ally plz see point about joel on robotech thread

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

rosemary lives with her parents?

― Syd Barrett RIPE (account), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

killy lives with her parents

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha allyzay no dating, that would explain rosemary's constant i-have-to-say-something-snarky-after-every-hstencil-post bullshit, not to mention her dissing my ex who i met MONTHS after ms. live-at-home and i broke up or whatever.

the noize bored is pointless now, have fun nerds.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly, I forgot why there was beef in the first place except for the occasional "tofudouche" tossed over the fence.
I have as little use for internet arguing as the next guy; happy to play nice if you are.

though as this is an xpost, I'm not sure it matters.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

tofu there never was "beef" other than i think you're basically unfunny. which if that's a crime, 99% of ilx would be executed.

that's it, the last word in, see y'all.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

this is the cease and desist orders thread

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

53. References to guy who destroyed nyc building as "DR DOOM"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

54. BEEFZ

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, gbx. :(

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

whoa dudes. WHOA.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

wow

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 12:32 PM. (mcutt)

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― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

What just happened here? And should I be finding it kind of funny?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

stencil went to mount narayama.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys I was just kidding.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

look at what you started

― Syd Barrett RIPE (account), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot c+d

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

wow that drive to work sucked, i call cease and desist on traffic accidents on the 10 freeway, LOL!!! anyway, hi!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

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― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

CEASE THE BEEF!
http://www.savehiphop.org/images/jay_nas001.jpg

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I meant sad as in sad face emoticon, not sad pathetic but feel free to misinterpret me to further your persecution complex.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 13 July 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

more like perseCUETion, amirite?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

I never start threads like this ... sorry K, but it just screamed for a spin in the ILM washer.

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...), July 13th, 2006 12:38 PM. (OConnorScribe) (later)

plz plz plz someone to drown this dude already

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

it just screamed for a spin in the ILM washer!?!?!?!?!?!

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

SORRY K

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

what thread is that from?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

55. warz, plz.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's from the dullest justin timberlake thread yet

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

yknow maybe we should lobby tom or whoever to like shutdown ilm for a couple of weeks, see if that does the trick. they could say it's in memorium of the tenth anniversary of shannon hoon's death or something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

RIP.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone remember where steve g0ldb3rg posted the flyer for his music with his floating head?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

NO RAIN 4EVER

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

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― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Did you ever hear his music? It's unbelievably horrifying!

http://www.myspace.com/stevegoldberg

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

that moustache makes me want to boil kittens

― latebumbler has simply insipid voice (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

1 by Rivers Cuomo
2 by Jeff Mangum
3 by John Vanderslice

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

gahaasssdfk this music blows

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol funny

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh wow, 'the road demo 3'

the tuba and backing vocals set you up and then the lyrics take you out

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i have a steve goldberg moustache this week (soon to be shaved)

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

wtf? he lives in pittsburgh? i was certain he was britishes

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
United States

??? For some reason I'd got the impression that he was one of ours?

(x-post haha you too, eh)

I think he's OK, anyway. He's a bit full on, maybe. I got snarky with him on that jad fair thread and I wish I hadn't.

IIRC one of the tracks starts of w/really nice acoustic guitar, then get all horrible when the singing starts. I'm on rural britishes dialup connection so I can't check it out.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

yea he played a show in the uk.... on the flyer with the picture of his floating fongoloid skull....

pretty sweet myspace pics of his cmu dorm, huh?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I misheard one of the lyrics as 'We'll watch the goodies on V.H.ASS.' , in fact it was 'We'll watch the Goonies on VHS'

either way, remarkable

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

"fongoloid" haha.

;_; come back tynan ;_;

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

'we must make haste to oregon...there dwells tynan, lord of the delongs, whose crown is in danger of being overthrown.'

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-384.vo.llnwd.net/00687/48/32/687682384_l.jpg

I've been in that cafe, and I can't for the fucking life of me remember where it is. Maybe somewhere near Westminster? It was around wherever the 2004 Student Journalism Awards were held, anyway. The coffee was piss weak.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

wow, that really is terrible music.

also, he sings like a british?

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

56. "For an artist, to fall silent is the biggest disaster imaginable. That silence is the loudest scream."

-- Momus

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― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Thursday, 13 July 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

57. all music, everywhere.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 July 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

except:

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 July 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Bless you, Gear.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

JESS YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A MUSIC CRITIC!

― Moonwalkbjrain (chaki), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

he iz lik tht dood tht got straptd 2 a rok und pkd bi burds only da burds lk lk dizzzzzzeeee rascalll all da thyme. 4 eturnidy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

this has nothing to do with music cricketing. i am just sick of all music.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

pleasant silence is all i crave these days.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

the hum of the comptuer, the ambience of a room, the street noise.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

(and besides, of course i have to be a music critic. i have no other skills. i'm not gonna get by on my good looks.)

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

i don't hear any music at work and it's kinda nice. it freaked me out at first.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

i genuinely like that michael macdonald song.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

(and besides, of course i have to be a music critic. i have no other skills. i'm not gonna get by on my good looks.)

haha. you could always, y'know, get a real job.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

but what do i know? i hate music right now, too.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 13 July 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok, please, don't GIS "ulcer." just...don't.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 July 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, i didn't need to see any of that.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 July 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

how could i NOT?? CEASE & DESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 July 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

That silence is the loudest scream.

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Friday, 14 July 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

the worst part about that steve goldberg dude is i sorta look like him in that straw picture

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

you're way cuter and less fongly.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS MORE ADAM GOLDBERG AND YOU ARE MORE STEVE GUTTENBERG. actually, i don't remember if i have even seen your picture. i am a big adam goldberg fan though. dude is one twitchy motherfucker.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

i only wanna look like steve guttenberg if i look like this

http://users.snip.net/~wookiee/backthen.jpg

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

he is a handsome hunk of man. the hottest sex symbol in the nation is patrick dempsey for pete's sake, the goot will be back!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

he shall rise again

― l'bloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

my aunt saw him at some cafe once.
she did not mention insane pecs, though.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Music fucking rules

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

I worked a 12 hour day at a real job today, too

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

i never post to bumerz threds bout my j-o-b, i frickin love it.

white shoes, eyes-on-tha-prize

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

fill 'er up

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

cease and desist: being a dipshit who says "woah is me music sucks"

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

maybe stop reading grime blogs and listening to bad major-label records? I dunno .. never been there

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 July 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps Uri Friendimeier was a joke from the beginning? He seems to have devolved or something:

Songs about Love and Sex

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 July 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

gute's obv never had a bummer in his life, look at that beatific smile

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 July 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

last month i went to a pub in new cross (that's in scuzzy south east london) to score some weed and EVERYWHERE there were posters for that tossy fop Steve Goldberg, he must live round there

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 14 July 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

tim 'uri' = nude spock, one of the duller trolls, focus number one was stalking ally and then stalking tom for 'stealing' ally from him i guess, usually specialized in either bizarre proto-shakey ranting about blacks or more recently 9/11 conspiracy, occasionally spun his trolling as him doing an 'experiment about the internet', lately given to too dull to stand usual current model ilm dum dum which i haven't paid enough attention to tell if it's trolling or if he's just another corny indie fuxor, he has in the past pitched at least 3 tantrums, sworn off ilx, and then returned usually too nondescript to be noticed until he starts stalking someone, usually ally, again. my gut tells me he's a bill hicks fan.

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 14 July 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

n spock see also "bobby ganush"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 July 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

he is a horrorshow

― estela (estela), Friday, 14 July 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

occasionally spun his trolling as him doing an 'experiment about the internet'

Isn't that, like, s.o.p for all internet trolls ever, though?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 July 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

a sad fucker he is

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Friday, 14 July 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

"bobby ganush"

i prefer his cousin tab ouli.

― celebrity mole: hawaii (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 July 2006 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

"proto-shakey"! haha

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Delete Dupe Troll Thread Please?

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't Steve Goldnerg have a Goldsmiths' email? That would explan the New Cross presence.

I'll go return jaymc's files now.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

What can I say? He crossed the line.

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Friday, 14 July 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

usually specialized in either bizarre proto-shakey ranting about blacks or more recently 9/11 conspiracy,

Haha more entertaining is his method of turning all of those threads into threads about veganism, tho.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh
58. THIS DAY. PLEASE END. I WANT TO GO HOME AND EAT CHEESE. A LOT OF CHEESE. WTF?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

you are obviously pregnant.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

58. DUDES POSTING NAKEE PICTURES OF THEIR BACKSIDES ON WDYLL

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

58. ppls insinuating i'm pregnant this is the third time this week

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

58. DUDES POSTING NAKEE PICTURES OF THEIR BACKSIDES ON WDYLL

ok, I'll not look @ wdyll again this month, thx for heads up.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

60. people not knowing how to count

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

"ppls insinuating i'm pregnant this is the third time this week"

Yikes! I'm sorry, I was just kidding. Dairy cravings are big with me too! And I'm a non-female! (mostly)

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

and i'm doubly sorry, cuz i know how annoying it is when you get married and people always bring up kidz and getting pregnant and stuff.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

I was just teasing! IT'S JUST BLOAT, GUYS! NO BABIES!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

61. no babies

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

although that would put an end to ilx.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

No way dude, they are those who will carry on poxy fuling into the world of tomorrow. Maybe we should set up a board for our kids to post on?

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Spongebob vs. Dora (13 new answers, 14 total)
Come anticipate puberty with me (101 new answers, 760 total)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh bro:

"The other day, I was working late (before I got drunk and became an ILPest) and at about 9 o'clock, a female coworker of mine popped the lock and walked in rather quickly. Seeing that someone was obviously in the office, she put her hand up and looked the other way and said, "I hope noone's naked." I thought she said, "hook-nosed [something indistinguishable]" and so I said, "Hook nose what?" She said, "NO, I said, 'I hope noone's NAKED." So, I jokingly imagined out loud, "Yeah, what would you do if you walked in and I was just sitting here just totally butt naked, doing my work, la di da...?" Her reply was a startling,"Well, you never know. Guys masturbate all the time. Stephen says guys masturbate everywhere, at work, in the bathroom, wherever.""

"Sometimes, I really enjoy working with open-minded coworkers. I just don't want them to imagine me jerking off at the computer like a hamster. Good to know it's okay with her if I do, though!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

he doesn't need a c&d order!

― lf (lfam), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

"jerking off at the computer like a hamster"????

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

pretty sure hamsters jerk off in the shower

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

^title of the new bjork/2 Live Crew collabo

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

62. Britishes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTo1jAmZQYU

JUST WRITE A FUCKING EMAIL, SHEESH

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, she is cute

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost
No need to c+d on that; she's hawt.
I just need her to stop saying "Scoobies".

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

obviously she's cuet. i was searching xclan and found her video. but she only made a video because she's cute. kinda dumb

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha. she's dorky AND snarky too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1fbpta4NQ

― MUCHO MACHO (jaxon), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

snorky?

http://www.internationalcartoonclub.com/snorks.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Don't lie, you wish that all of ILM posted retaliatory messages like that for every thread.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that's a creepy level of gaming equipment.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

What can I say? He crossed the line.

-- More Tongue Feldman (noodle_vagu...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 11:54 AM. (noodle vague)

i lol'd @ "Douchecon 5"

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

that chick is a DWEEB.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

63.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Saturday, 15 July 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

If you mean Colbert in general, and I hope you do, I agree.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 15 July 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

NO I MEAN THE PENTECOSTALS WHO PREACH ON MY STREET W? A STAGE AND MICROPHONE AND OMG SO ANNOYING THE SONGS !!!!

hi i'm drunk

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Saturday, 15 July 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

\big surprise! hurting has a terrible sense of humor. colbert owns his wafflin'-bout-israel assssssssssssssssssssssss.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 15 July 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

64. Poor Edward Wangmann

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain 'Rock and Roll' to me?
Can someone explain 'Emo' to me?
Post-Rock or Jazz Rock

"on another board"

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

the other board is the off-topic section of "Sound on Sound" magazine's forum, where he asks the exact same questions.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

I quote:
"I'm not really a big fan of Rob Zombie and I dont know who Nitzer ebb is...some of the bands that are keeping rock alive today imo are; arcade fire, makeUp, kingsbury manx, interpol, modest mouse, white stripes, etc... "

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I keep responding to those, particularly the post-punk and post-rock thread.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

you can't help yourself. i can't either. it's a sickness.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

should i just lock dude out of his own thread? if i could ban him entirely i would.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 July 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

reading that guy's threads almost makes me feel bad for being so hard on lee is free. almost.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

didn't the make-up break up six years ago? ROCK STAYING FRESH IN THE 06

― so hongro, so angry (haitch), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, my name is PaulEdwardWagemann, you might know me from such classic threads as 'Yacht Rock' and 'Is MySpace a replacement for 80s/90s zine culture' from the 'I love Music' messge board.
Rockism 101 is my new message board on MySpace. I've tried to collect the best Rock journalists, record store geeks and music enthusiasts the world over to congregate here and discuss music.
I've seen your work and have decided that you qualify, so I am extending this invitation to you to come join.

http://groups.myspace.com/httpwwwmyspacecompaulewagemann

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

do it jess

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

THE DAMNING EVIDENCE:
EXHIBIT A - COMPLETE LIST OF THREADS ON ROCKISM 101

Why Illegal Downloading Is Good for Music:
2
07/15/2006 11:09 AM by: Koro Keeps It Basic Like Breakfast
07/3/2006 8:02 AM
by: edward wagemann
Greatest session players of all-time:
1
07/15/2006 11:04 AM by: Hurple
07/3/2006 3:47 PM
by: edward wagemann
Digital VERSUS analog:
6
07/15/2006 10:57 AM by: Hurple
07/3/2006 12:17 PM
by: edward wagemann
Album Art Quiz:
1
07/14/2006 10:11 PM by: Koro Keeps It Basic Like Breakfast
07/14/2006 7:40 PM
by: nathan
the ***BEATLES*** alternative universe:

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

EXHIBIT B - DIGITAL VERSUS ANALOG THREAD, FIRST TWO POSTS, BY MSSR WAGEMANN

edward wagemann

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Posted: Jul 3, 2006 12:17 PM

Which of these statements are true, which are false:

~Since consumers are able to more easily skip tracks on cds (compared to records) artist nowdays feel free to put shitty tracks on their CDs that they wouldnt have done otherwise?

~If you treat a record with proper care it can just as long as a cd...

~Good vinyl will always sound better because it has no form of quantisation and is not limited to a max frequency of 22khz

~Digitally recorded music should sound better on cd since it is usually recorded at a higher sample rate than 44.1khz and much higher than 16bit.

~In regards to albums that were made before CDs were the norm--since these albums were specifically made with the idea in mind that they would be played on record players not cd players converting them to CD takes away something.
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Posted: Jul 3, 2006 4:28 PM

My take on it is that digital recordings are samples whereas analog is continuous.
That's teh differnece. When digital first came out neil Yonund explained the difference somehthign like the difference between taking a warm batha an dbein gpelted by tiny ice shards from a shower head.
Digital recording takes a sample of the signal and translates it to a digital code. Analog carves a continuous track into the tape used for recording.
If you think about it, our eyes are sensitive enough to discern millions of different color shades, so dont you think our ears can discern something "off" about some that is samples at so many bites per second vs. something continuously flowing? Th

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

what an idiot.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

see one movie.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

EXHIBIT C - BEATLES ALTERNATE UNIVERSE THREAD, BY MSSR WAGEMANN

Posted: Jul 3, 2006 11:17 AM

turn off your mind, relax and float down stream, put on your old brown shoe, climb aboad our yellow submarine and join us on our magical mystery tour across the universe and down the long and winding road to where the fool on the hill stares into a glass onion as the rich man who keeps all his money in a big brown bag inside a zoo runs for his life down Penny Lane, turning right at Blue Jay Way where he passes a nowhere man who watches a blackbird flying over Strawberry fields and where Sexy Sadie is whispering a secret to Polythene Pam: that Billy Shears was actually William Campbell and that the Walrus was really Ringo...But alas, now as my guitar gently weeps I have to get back to where I once belonged...besides, I've got blisters on my fingers...

The Beatles Alternative Universe is a place where anything can happen. Even something as bizarre as a one-gloved, moon-walking child molester buying up all of the Beatles songs and using them to sell shoes...*

*In 1984, ATV (Associated Television Corporation who had bought out the Beatles' publishing company Northern Songs in 1969) sold their 4,000-song music catalog to Michael Jackson for $47.5 million. Jackson, who had outbid Paul McCartney, who wanted to buy the catalog because it included all of the Lennon-Mcartney songs (minus 4 singles that PMac already owned), later sold the Nike shoe company the rights to use the Beatles "Revolution" in TV commercials.

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

how long do you think it took him to write out that first paragraph?

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

THE SENTENCE: DEATH BY BOREDOM
http://www.toddstrong.com/images/devilstickimages/guillotine.gif

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i love neil Yonund

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

he really is one super-man

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 15 July 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

fucks sake, ban the fucker jess.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

i mean from ilm

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

not from lief, that might be a bit much.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Look, if we all chip in we can afford a hitman.

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

where was Jess on that Surfjan thread? sorely missed.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

as mentioned up thread, work has been a killer for the last few weeks. i'll return to active duty soon.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh @ that "hipster" thread.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'd better get off line & go do s.th else before I hand out a bunch of ip bans.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

dooooo it. momentarily entertain me.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

hurting has a terrible sense of humor. colbert owns his wafflin'-bout-israel assssssssssssssssssssssss.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 15th, 2006.

b/c criticizing Israel but still not thinking its citizens deserve to be blown up = "waffling."

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 15 July 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

So when did this term emo first start being used?
Why not let these shitty bands out today just have that label, and then you can call the old school emo (that people here think is good stuff) something else?
Or how about do like hip hop and say there is oldschool emo and new school emo...and maybe even some gangsta emo (okay I'm just being ridiculas here, but I'm serious about the other part)...

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), July 16th, 2006. (PaulEdwardWagemann) (later)

He's like Dog Latin crossed with an MP3 blogger. Sweet fucking Christ.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 July 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaa "colbert owns" way to bro hpenis

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 16 July 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Some of it's the "living legend" factor of actually seeing Kathleen Hanna for real on stage in reality, but most of it is just feeding off crowd excitement - somehow that band has a way of getting the bug going and once it kicks in there's an excitement both political and personal that makes you feel like you're part of something. They're good.

-- Doctor Casino (agode...), July 15th, 2006 10:34 PM.

― celebrity mole: hawaii (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 16 July 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

EXHIBIT 4, WAGEMANN VS SLICER

Allright, I'll make this simple for everyone here. Answer the three following questions, and I will tell you whether you are HIPPY, HIPSTER, YUPPIE OR YUPSTER.
Q#1: Before Johnny Cash made an album with Rick Rubin and there was a movie about him, you:

a~ already had several Cash albums (on vinyl) and would stop flipping through the channels anytime you saw him on TV (and you have special fondness for his roles in Little House on the Prarie and Columbo)

b~ had a greatest hits collection of Cash on CD and remember watching his TV show once when you were little and you were beign babysat by yoru grandparents

c~ Is rick ruben related to paul rubens?

d~ thought Johnny cash was a redneck who only sung to inamtes and truckers

Q#2: The frist time you smoked pot you were listening to:

a~ a 'how to get rich quick' casette in your VW bug tape player

b~ either a beatles or dylan...8-track

c~ the Jerry McGuire soundtrack

d~ a guy in dreadlocks outside a grateful dead show

Q#3: When it comes to sex and going to church

a~ youre usually drunk when you do either

b~ they are one in the same

c~ sex is something you do with people you love and going to church is something you do with people you hate

d~ you think about church while having sex and you think about sex while at church

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), Yesterday.

Your questions are unanswerable.
-- Marmot 4-Tay: what those guyz make music 4. (marmotwolo...), Yesterday.

― lf (lfam), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

he misspelled 'rick rubin' and 'paul reubens.' that question is totally invalid.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

is rick rubin related to paul reubens related to peter paul rubens related to peter paul and mary

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 16 July 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockism

"In Defence of Rockism"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 July 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

"actually seeing Kathleen Hanna for real on stage in reality"

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Sunday, 16 July 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

So please rank these four labels in order of least worst to most worst:

Hippy
Hipster
Yupster
Yuppie
Pizza delivery guy

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...) (webmail), July 15th, 2006 8:00 AM. (later)

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Pizza delivery guy
Hippy
Hipster
Yupster
Yuppie
Paul Edward Wagemann

-- Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (libcryp...) (webmail), July 15th, 2006 10:22 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

brilliant.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 16 July 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

65. jerkstore roommates watching TV when I'm in the living room obviously doing homework. i mean, i know it's their room/TV too and all, but it doesn't mean that it's not totally fucking irritating.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 16 July 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

66. WORKING ON WEEKENDS GAH

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

67. unexplainable exponential growth of "B-b-b-but" in response posts.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

unexplainable? HELLO US BITCHING ABOUT HOW INSANE ILM IS

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE CONFUSING INSANE & RETARDED.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

68. vaguely condescending replies that say "DING DING DING" whenever someone posts a "correct" opinion

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh god, 68 can't be stressed enough

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

DING DING oh fuck it

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE CONFUSING INSANE & RETARDED.

of course this thread: Don't Hassel the Hoff was created after ^^ was posted, as if to accentuate his point.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

OTDINGDING

― [URL]Internet casino gambling online[/URL] (eman), Monday, 17 July 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

RBL Posse - Bitches on the Ding Dong (4.0MB MP3)

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 17 July 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

insane VS inane

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

69. mark grout
70. tuomas (again)

psst! Wanna see Lily Allen's puppies?
nobody wants to see Lily Allen's puppies?

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

The fact that that wagemann guy is not just c&p-ing questions he's asked from sound-on-sound's board into ilm, but also his answers seems to me to be crossing some sort of line between "poster" and "spammer". So I ip banned the fucker.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

a stitch in time saves nine

― lf (lfam), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

a ding in ding dings ding

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

a ring a ding ding

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

a rama lama ding dong

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

just like sister ray says

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

TEH PAUL EDWARD WAGES OF FEAR

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 17 July 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

aye, the bell tolls for thee, daer edwahd

― lf (lfam), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

guess the ilxor!

Delusional rock star + cocaine = Nazi salute inevitable

Was lunching with Guarniad columnist pal and we were ragging on him for

a) Confederate flag usage
b) so what if your dad's a union leader type
c) political screeds are drug rants; rants worse than drugs
d) bad for the left wing as is crap left-winger
e) only status as victim is as fashion victim

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

trayce!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think he asked 'guess which ilxor posted this to an excelsior thread for some reason'

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

"goth in denial"

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

i would guess suzy but the name-dropping doesn't seem particularly glaring enough.

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

she does mention the subject's dad (though word "daddy" not used)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

note the two adjectives before "pal" and the low-blow aimed at gillespie's fashion sense. blount otm

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

i can never keep straight which scottish ironic fascist retro indie failure suzy rags on and which one she capt-save-a-ho's

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

DING DING!

― Moonwalkbjrain (chaki), Monday, 17 July 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

man that hipster thread is some deadly business!

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

P.S.: Let's not be literal-minded about the word "think," either.

-- nabisco (--...), July 17th, 2006 8:46 PM.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 17 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

awwww, i like using the dings.

phooey.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 17 July 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

when they ring off lock the doors, that's when ghost just g'd off

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 17 July 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's really the context of the DING DING DING moreso than the actual phrase.

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

though it's also the phrase

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

CLANG CLANG CLANG WE HAVE A WINNAH

― lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

SHAKEY MO DOES B-B-BUT ALOT

― Moonwalkbjrain (chaki), Monday, 17 July 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

i c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

i know, and it almost ruins his otherwise wonderful Momus ripostes.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

dumber than a b-b-b-b-b-bag of hammers

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

they don't call him 'shakey' for nothing

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

dc threads = the new chicago?

― Moonwalkbjrain (chaki), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

71. squirrel police, i'm glad you bother posting on israel threads, really.
72. jon, expecting sympathy but then being a dick five minutes later.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

73. feeling like i've let ilm down by not being able to bring down the hammer in the last month or so

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

the dc thread titles make me want to kill puppies

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Monsieur Perpetua OTM too (and we need to talk!)

-- oh, wrinklepaws!

― danZING (chaki), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

74.
Still, I believe that if push comes to shove, America is
committed to Israel. Why? Because of the Holocaust. The Holocaust
is inscribed into the American psyche. Your average American
may not love Israel, but he DEFINITELY hates the Holocaust
with a deep-seated
fervor that taps into all of his cultural/political/religious
biases. Remember
that _The Diary Of Anne Frank_ is very widely read here, especially
by schoolchildren.

The same audience that ate up _Schindler's List_, _Saving Private
Ryan_ and _The Passion Of The Christ_ will eat up anti-Arab,
pro-Israel rhetoric.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), Today 10:48 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

I used to know people with half-width posts on gaming messageboards, they used a sega dreamcast to access internets.

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol at 73

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/Aramyr/bad-dudes.jpg

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

harvell get yer gun

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.encadenados.org/n33/images/ANNIE%20GET%20YOUR%20GUN.jpg

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

75. whoever banned me

― a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

and was it because i called s0ft c1rcle out on sucking? because that would make #76

― a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

I was surprised at lack of bannage for my posting of that, LF! Thread deleted though. :(

76. All of ILM x1000
77. JW complaining about being a programmer!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

78 JOEL'S HIGH CHOLESTEROL

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

79. hawt nights wif no AC

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

80. Playing Bass on Guitar Tube Amp, Can i mod it to be a full-out bass amp?

I know yer sixteen and stupid, but I'm BORED WITH YOU. VANISH.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

I love cred battles between diehard geeks. It's like listening to the neighborhood thugs making Godzilla noises at one another in order to establish dominance. Kinda gets you right there.

Ahhh, the human condition...

Anyway, as a Brooklynite who knows precisely JACK SHIT about the "the scene" or whateverthefuck people are supposed to be listening to in NYC right now, I dig Ed Bangers (and especially Justice). Not as dancefloor fodder, 'cuz I'm not inclined to give more than two-and-a-half shits for that, but as music for listening. It's entertaining, clever and fun.

As more people hear it, more punters just like me will come to the same conclusion. Simply 'cuz the shit works.

Fuck authenticity.
Fuck credibility.
Fuck seriousness of intent.
Just listen to the good stuff.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...), Today 9:12 AM. (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

PASH GIVE ME IP BAN POWERS

I PROMISE TO ONLY USE THEM FOR GOOD

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

You have the ability to ban named posters from ilm already (see "administer board"). I am not able to hand out ip ban powers, I'm afraid, only the coders can do that :(

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

^^ s1ocki, i was just coming here to paste that. also c+d "vs." thread titles created by shrewd PR people.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

The same audience that ate up _Schindler's List_, _Saving Private
Ryan_ and _The Passion Of The Christ_ will eat up anti-Arab,
pro-Israel rhetoric.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), Today 10:48 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 17th, 2006.

WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 17th, 2006.

He is Marissa.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

81. pretty much every single person on these boards.

can I lock thread now?

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

lock life.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/t/tir-tri/trainspotting(1).jpg

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

lock hollywood?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Lock Life. Lock a job. Lock a career. Lock a family. Lock a fucking big television, Lock washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Lock good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Lock fixed interest mortgage repayments. Lock a starter home. Lock your friends. Lock leisurewear and matching luggage. Lock a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Lock DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Lock sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Lock rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Lock your future. Lock life...

― Renton Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

(ie I am free-associating again, ignore me)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha "Lock a fucking big television"

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Loch Life

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

82. lock life

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

83. lock washing a hat

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

If you [i]really[/i] wanna find me, I'll probably be on the R. Maybe the F. The G only if it's running on weekends. Never the L. Fuck Williamsburg. And fuck Queens ever more thoroughly still.
I'll be the one wearing gray tweed slacks and a...

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), July 18th, 2006 7:36 AM. (later)

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oh god.

-- fongoloid sangfroid (mikeoptin...) (webmail), July 18th, 2006 7:38 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

If you want me,
You can find me
Left of center off of the strip
In the outskirts and in the fringes
In the corner, out of the grip
(repeat)
When they ask me
What are you looking at?
I always answer, nothing much, not much
I think they know I'm looking at them
I think they think I must be out of touch
But I'm walking in the outskirts
And in the fringes, on the edge and off the avenue
Oh and if you want me, you can find me
Left of center, wondering all about you
I think that somehow, somewhere inside of us
We must be similar, if not the same
So I continue to keep wanting you
Left of center, against the grain
If you want me, you can find me
Left of center, off of the strip
In the outskirts, and in the fringes
In the corner, out of the grip
When they ask me
What are you looking at?
I always answer, nothing much, not much
I think they know I'm looking at them
I think they think I must be out of touch

If you want me, you can find me
Left of center, off of the strip
In the outskirts, and in the fringes
In the corner, out of the grip.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Melvins. All the way. Did more, invented more, rocked harder, rocked better, etc. Been in their corner since the late 80s: they've rarely let me down and never bored me.

Dig Eyehategod, don't get me wrong, but agree that the're a one-dimensional band. Terribly limited by their narrow sonic/emotional range. They do what they do VERY well, and all bow down and cetera, but I just don't get anywhere near as much out of them as I do the Melvins.

One could argue that the Melvins are too goofy, and that they lack Eyehategod's intensity and integrity, and, in arguing this, I suppose that one would be right. But I don't care. I'll take brains, humor, balls and ROCK over "authentically" dopesick despair anyday...

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (conedus...) (webmail), July 18th, 2006 11:36 AM. (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker)

HE JUST DON'T CARE

― lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://lambiek.net/artists/b/bell_m/bell.gif

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i was gonna put that here. i didn't even have the energy to respond to that post. what would the point be? it did bug me though. everyone is bugging me these days.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

it bugs me to because EVERYONE ON ILX TALKS LIKE THAT NOW, they're all on the sub-nabisco tip

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco is in a league of his own. dude writes a book every day on ilm. it's kind of amazing. but i often can't read it all. life isn't that short, but it's kinda short.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

i like the "invented more" line. what did the melvins invent again? grunge, i guess.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

"brains, humor, balls and ROCK"

― lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

bolds added or in original text?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

my emphasis

― lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

i only ask bcz i DIDN'T add the bolds in the portion of the text i cited.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I only heard the original "Eve By Day" recently and was slightly disappointed actually, after all the hype. It's certainly epic but I think maybe it's not emo enough for me.
-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), Today.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol (xpost)

― lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

personally i hope tim f never ceases nor desists

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

f for serious

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

he was on fire tonight

I think partly it's just that "In White Rooms" and The Knife album are the only 2006 music I've felt deeply emotionally connected to (Ashlee Simpson's album excluded b/c of 2005 release date). There's other stuff I've loved but this is what has squeezed my heart. The connection is trance obv.

-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), July 18th, 2006 7:27 PM. (Tim Finney) (later)

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

back to cease & desist, tho

87. anything w/ skulls, crossbones or pirate theme

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

fucking pirates. i dont get it. maybe if they owned cats.

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

88 thom motherfucking yorke

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

where is that finney quote from?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

88 OTM^10101010101010011

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I almost posted the most regrettable post evah on that stupid pf thread I used to bitch about some stupid review (because I was bored). Thankfully ILM froze up and ate the post. I need to take a vacation from the internet. Where can I go without an internet?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nevermind. It showed up, server issues aside. So, cease and desist me. And delete the internet while you are at it.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, could someone go post a bunch of MA$E photos or something to distract everybody and save me from the embarressment. I mean, I'm ARGUING THAT PF SUCKS! What was I thinking?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Gear, u r my hero!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

That hurt me in my wallet, Aaron.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

It's certainly epic but I think maybe it's not emo enough for me.

http://technoforum.dyndns.org/public_html/ubb/graemlins/confused.gif

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I am going on vacation on Friday, so that should help cut down on my painful postings.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I think that MA$E totally worked. Can we not have a cease & desist on him?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

MA$E & wm. h. shabazz are eternal.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thankz noise dudes! I knew that if anyone could derail a thread for good (rather than for EVIL), it was you!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

have you been properly banned yet?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

That hurt me in my wallet, Aaron.

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), Today 4:45 PM. (popshots75`) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

WHY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE BREAD OUT MY BABYS MOUTH?

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

It was worth it!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

ants living in the ibook keyboard. they're cool and all, but i keep mooshing the fuck outta 'em under the u-i-o-p range, and wiping dead carapace off my fingers is pretty tiring.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Just pretend you are a giant and they are ILMers.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

89. n00bz just dropping by to start a thread promo-ing their band:

6:27 PM, 20 Jul 06 new to you deleted by Pashmina (ilm is a music discussion forum, not a free billboard for you to turn up out of the blue & advertise yer band on. IP banned.)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

90. ILM intelligentsia treating Noize Board like their own personal sanctuary

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

GO ALL BOX ON THEIR ASSES DUDEEEEE

― MY WALRUS BREATHES (ex machina), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

w/r/t #90, here's a year-old exchange addressing the above:

I just read this through for the first time... I guess the difference between talking shit about other people in the real world and talking shit about other people on a message board is that on a message board everyone can actually read what you've said. I guess you say it's actually fairer that way, but maybe there's also a reason why people in the real world gossip behind each other's back; not everyone should hear what their "enemies" think of them. The thing is, many people have a genuine emotional interest to this community, and whether or not that this a good thing, it's nevertheless a fact. That is why I think talking shit about people, especially if they don't really deserve it, seems kinda stupid to me.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), July 25th, 2005 1:20 PM. (Tuomas) (admin) (userip)

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There are like 3 people on this thread:
Jon
A couple grumpy Noize Dudes
ILX folx venting

If you're gonna get bent out of line, please address who you're taking issue with.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), July 25th, 2005 1:42 PM. (gygax!)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm telling you, Skot really should have started I Love Vinyl back when they were handing out free sub-boards...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is, many people have a genuine emotional interest to this community

hahaha thanks for that tuomas, at least we know you now have no genuine emotional investment with your descent into self-parody.

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

In my books any person who chooses to ride a car even if she has a more sustainable alternative is more selfish than any biker, period.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), July 20th, 2006. (Tuomas)

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

that guy doesn't understand american culture like he thinks he does.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

you should explain it to him!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

come to l.a., tuomas

― gear (gear), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

90. ILM intelligentsia treating Noize Board like their own personal sanctuary

there's an ILM intelligentsia??

― Nunca Llueve (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 July 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

in sf there is bike snobbery.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

enough of thomas tallis

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

Bachmann's got a lot of downtime, ok? Dude wrote "Web In Front," fuck have you done?

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh i really liked 'thinner' too, helluva book

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

anthony you actually fooled me w/ that bachmann talk by the way, when dude emailed me and i found out who it is i was SOOOOOOO disappointed (finally a rock musician i enjoy posts on ilx!)(unless drew is rock)

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

enjoyed i should say

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

i hear basehead lurks on 'i love the nfl'

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

i get so many e-mails from googling musicians it isn't even funny.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 July 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

enough of thomas tallis

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 20th, 2006 9:17 PM. (gear) (later) (admin)

ok what is the difference between timmy tannin and thomas tallis? do they make the same kinds of posts all the time or is it just me? also isn't one of them some other poster using a different secret identity?

thanks

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

they are different. i gotta say, i have come to appreciate "thomas tallis" a bunch. i'll back his shit up. for real. he is a cool dude. he takes the momus-bait everytime though! hah! we all have are achilles heel.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

was timmy tannin someone else once? i can't remember. i always think esteban is calum. i miss calum.

as far as tallis goes, if you pay attention enough you can figure out who he is. it's not that big a secret. he changes names from time to time.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

as far as i'm aware he's one of only two ilxors to have had a minor australian chart hit

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

91. come to l.a., tuomas

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), Today 5:48 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

lure him there and then when the sun goes down...

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

is he from a band with a name that rhymes with "fountain dotes"?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that might be him.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

john o groats, i love their shit.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh i meant countin' oats

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

john_o_groats_bagpipe.midi

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

i thought he was gone, never to return. after 'the incident', i mean.

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

helluva book

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

just a bit of fun, let's all be cool

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

What was the incident?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

(penis; cigar-cutter)

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

counting votes

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

92. ME BEING SHOUTY

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

the 'incident' was when some ilxor started a thread all about how he was going to use a private press to publish a book filled with hilarious and funny bits from ilx threads. naturally, more than a few people were opposed to the idea and he quickly backed off. then poutin goat decreed that he would never again post to ilx because of the incident, because he didn't want his writing to be published in that manner. makes sense in a way, he did use his real name.

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

"What was the incident?"

dude was like all here's a book ahaha and everyone was like all whatever good for you whatever and then the one dude was all hey no way grrr what the fuck i'm outta here and everyone was all no wait come back and then everyone was all dude the book was a bad idea and he was all whatever i didn't know i mean god i was just like you know bored and all and people were like don't do it again dude what the fuck snd he was all okay whatever i'm like so sure.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

I remember that now.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

scott's version is more accurate, with the timeline of events

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

he didn't want his writing to be published in that manner.

lol internet

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think everyone should recount their version of how that went down.
Mine would include the murder of an innocent.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

mine would possibly include the statement "mark grout is an idiot".

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

i cant find the thread on this "incident" but here goes:

[bookguy] L@@K ilx teh book 8)
[ilx] hehe lol! XD
[goat] wtf im leaving >:O
[ilx] :'-( oh noes ;_;
[ilx] bookguy wtf were u thinking
[bookguy] ¯\(o_º)/¯

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

goat needed to drum up some controversy because he had a new album coming out

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

93. explaining "old internet beefs"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

i want 2 know who timmy tannin is, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

didn't grout pull the best-of-ilx cafepress book stunt twice? wtf.

I thought JD was "mr straight dope"? I never can keep up w/all the name changes.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 July 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

i thought goat had just started forum on his own website and took convenient exit so he could spend more time there?

― stop moving. (cis), Friday, 21 July 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

ILX PRIVATE PRESS RARE OOP L@@K

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Friday, 21 July 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

we all hang there and talk shit about ilx

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

whoops

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 July 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are missing the part in your timeline where like even the most "Hi I laugh at anything anyone says" of ILX were like, "Wait, these threads you picked for your 'book' aren't even funny." That was actually kind of funnier than the bitchout portion of the thread.

94. grumpy old men who need to turn off their computers already.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Damn it, I'm only 31!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Excelsior the book

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously the funniest part of the thread is when he reveals which threads he chose for the book!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

god those fucking threads are terrible

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

i thought the trucker hat thread was pretty good when gear screams

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

that thread never did anything for me (i am sorry gear but i still don't buy what you are selling with that story!!!), but it is totally funnier than the other options.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), April 13th, 2004.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think the book should have been exclusively momus

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

"A four-eared kitten! ROFL ROFL ROFL"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

god, that missionary position thread. i love how, at some point, ile sex threads get stupidly technical. 'the woman can move about in 3 minute intervals'. let me just get my stopwatch.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok yes the scream post is funny.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

it's okay ally! the funny has been over for a long time, pounded into a dumb meme

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

the drug is called excelsior and it is killing us all
-- cutty

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's okay ally! the funny has been over for a long time, pounded into a dumb meme

Pounded like trucker hat pounded your roommate? *flees merrily*

― Bred Nagget (ha ha), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

;-)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

dudes that ain't right.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

No one should get fucked by a hat.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see nothing wrong with a little bump n grind

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Filled to the brim.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "hat" : D

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 July 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

There ought to be some sort of law against Gear's roomate jokes.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

where will new funnys grow?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

94. crepey belgian child molesters.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

i sure hope that wasn't a reply to my last post

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

are the crepeys a family of steamy french foods?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 22 July 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

u n00b

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 22 July 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

90. ILM intelligentsia treating Noize Board like their own personal sanctuary
-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), July 20th, 2006 11:14 AM. (allocryptic) (later)

INTELLIGENTSIA??

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Saturday, 22 July 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

95. nabiscotm

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), July 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM. (Steve Schneeberg)

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/TheManthony/lincoln.jpg

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 23 July 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ahh, ilm...never above an easy target, or the pithy observation that a song won't be "effective"

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), July 21st, 2006 2:40 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://thedailykirk.blogs.com/the_daily_kirk/images/23_1152a10982_m9.jpg

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

HE HAS A POINT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

he usually does

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

dude's going to be in athens in august maybe i think and i'd have a beer with him but no way am i going anywhere near that twee yarnfest he's playing plus i think it's at little kings and little kings can go fuck itself, i've damn near had to kick someone's ass the last five times i've been in there and it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there so sorry j0hn come down to go bar or something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
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it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there
it's been a year at least since i saw a fuckable woman in there

― see, by doing this i'm pointing out what an asshole you are. isn't that clever?, Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

^ j0hn

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

96. t shirts bearing this logo:

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-morecowbell-catalog-492.jpg

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

nouveau funny t-shirts are the worst.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

"They just weren't.progressing anymore"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

enough of thomas tallis

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 20th, 2006 9:17 PM. (gear) (later) (admin)

Bachmann's got a lot of downtime, ok? Dude wrote "Web In Front," fuck have you done?

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...), July 20th, 2006 9:24 PM. (miccio) (later) (admin)

thomas tallis is eric bachmann?!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

i luv archers! the bass player's godzilla dance move was the best part.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

97. ILE CITY THREADS AND THEIR GODAWFUL TITLES

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

ugh so true

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

i like the elegant simplicity of the los angeles threads.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

apologize for cheese?

― taco de ojo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still proud of my nyc thread title: "we should drink."

― taco de ojo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Baltimore" = ELEGANTLY SIMPLE

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

97. ILE CITY THREADS AND THEIR GODAWFUL TITLES

-- david allen grier (wt...), July 27th, 2006.

O. T. F. M.

― latebloomer looks like your lesbian ex-best-friend (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't care if they were there if they didn't have gay all-caps titles, like i like "Baltimore"

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

i know, unlike the israel/lebanon/palestine one... although that's always at the top of the page, they must be FAPping like crazy over there

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha, so true. i hear it's the bomb. literally.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

98. mark grout

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

The rolling "Deindex" thread..

IS HE "SIMPLE", OR WHAT??

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

LLAMAS SWING LIKE A PENDULUM DO: ADDIS ABBA THREAD 11

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

people read ILE

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

for some reason

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

97. ILE CITY THREADS AND THEIR GODAWFUL TITLES

but this entire board is a glorified city thread full of godawful titles!

― hot car fuckin' fuckfest (teenagequiet), Thursday, 27 July 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

which board? plz clarify you fuckin n00b

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost
cease and desist insulting my mindblowing album picks fuck you

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

also, i do not partake in the city

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

Stormy!!! I found you a new pen-pal!!!:

"hi, music obsessive just like the rest of you, 19, going into second year of university studying English Lit, love cricket, footie (soccer), reading music reviews, writing poetry, being darkly amusing, the completed works of legendary satirist Chris Morris, favourite music includes both Blur AND Mogwai, neither of whom are shite, Mansun, The The, The Beta Band, Yes, early Rev, late Talk Talk, The Electric Soft Parade (all-too easily dismissed, actually. I have more to say about them at some point), The Secret Machines, Ride, Spiritualized, XTC, early Roxy, late Pulp...etc etc etc..."

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

I really had to fight the temptation to make fun of that guy on his thread.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Blur AND Mogwai? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

i opened that thread and closed it as soon as i saw he was 19

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna C&D that mind blow thread but there are people i like on there giving suggestions. it's pretty much a NAME AN ALBUM thread.

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

which board? plz clarify you fuckin n00b

dude i've been here like three years.

also lfam i wasn't insulting your suggestions unless you happened to be one of the guys offering up xtc and super furry animals and unicorns and similar shit, which you weren't.

― hot car fuckin' fuckfest (teenagequiet), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

you guys sure are touchy

― hot car fuckin' fuckfest (teenagequiet), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

What's the difference between Pop and Rock if we take both as being subgenres of the genre Popular Music?

please delete strongo I beg you

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

~~george bush~~jess harvell doesn't care about ~~black~~white people.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

thy will be done.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

100.

I have to say, this is one of the best reco threads I've ever
seen. I have to especially endorse the last post plus I'll add

The KLF - Chill Out, the first album to convinced me that
electronic music could be deeply moving (and I was blown
away to learn that this multi-layered soundscape was
recorded LIVE in the studio)

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), July 27th, 2006. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell is "David Allen Grier"?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), Today 10:27 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

nu-Tuomas is really The Lex, isn't he.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

OMG XPOST :D

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

david allen grier = funniest black mon alive

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

shopuld have just deleted it

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

i know, i faltered

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

* Etymology special: Replace "Rock" w/ Fuck ! (32 new answers, last at 4:23 pm)
* Bands that associate themselves with small-town homes. (38 new answers, last at 4:22 pm)
* What's the difference between Pop and Rock if we take both as being subgenres of the genre Popular Music? (83 new answers, last at 4:21 pm)
* I know alot of music writers post here... (50 new answers, last at 4:20 pm)
* list some albums that will blow my mind (65 new answers, last at 4:14 pm)
* What do 19-year-olds like? (2 new answers, 132 total, last at 4:11 pm)
* replace SHIT with TITS (48 new answers, last at 3:59 pm)
* 5 Classics Albums, Same Artist -- Whodunnit? (44 new answers, 261 total, last at 3:50 pm)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

shut it all down

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha Squirrel_Police now infecting other threads

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

you know, that list some albums...p.o.s. had me just about ready to call this horsepoop to question...

maybe its all the utopian urban planning shit ive been reading, but it seems about time that we start killing rats and other idiots -- fight for the community...or maybe ill just keep ignoring the whole page.

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

ILM has been overrun by Raymond Babbits

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel_Police on Israel clusterfuck thread = arrrrrgh

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

so not an improvement

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

let's go! yeeeeeeee-haaa

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9903/08/kubrick.obit/strangelove.jpg

― latebloomer sux (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, ILM is like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity -- every time I think "well, it's not like it was, but it's not that bad," it produces even stupider and more dim-witted posters.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

we survived you

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

i do think ile is worse than ilm tho

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

there's a thin harvell-colored line that, if not in place, would tip the scales in the other direction.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

i wish he could delete ile threads :(

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Gotcha, and good point. But rock isn't just fuck. That's just point A. Rock is more specifically a state of youthful, hormonal abandon with regard to fuck. Rock is a grotesque sort of sexual frenzy. "Real," but misdirected and even insane.

That's the sense in which "rockism" is a valid term. We can't use the phrase "that rocks" to describe Mahalia Jackson's overt ecstacy, because it isn't exactly the same thing. In Mahalia's universe, authenticity doesn't depend on hosing down the walls with adolescent sex-juice.

Therefore, in Mahalia's universe, you can still "do it" when you get old. That ain't true in rock. In rock, you must be young, or at least young-like in order to function properly. You must be able to thrust out your hips and rub your dick/pussy and say, "Ungh!" and really MEAN IT -- mean everything -- mean the whole gloriously cum-drenched fucking universe.

That (particularly adolescent) feeling and point-of-view is the essence of rock 'n' roll.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker

(icantbelieveitsnotcoloncancer@baconwave.com) (webmail), July 27th, 2006 8:36 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

where did that dude come from? kudos for including mahalia jackson and adolescent sex-juice in the same sentence though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

luckily his name lends itself to cheap insults

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

and that means a lot just by itself, you know?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

you mean
FALATIO - fancy a lovely aliment to ingest orally?

I'm in from the London division!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 26th, 2006 12:26 PM. (ken c)

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Friday, 28 July 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

I finally had to admit to myself I'm just not that into him.

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 28 July 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

A GRAND STATEMENT

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Friday, 28 July 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

But rock isn't just fuck.

wow

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

Rites of Spring - End on End (1991)

lol

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

that list some albums thread on ilm has quite a few good/obvious suggestions from people i've never seen before but for every good post, there's a daydream nation or surfer rosa rec.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you're just too young dude, but some us had our minds blown by Daydream Nation! Imagine being fed college rock by 120 Minutes (and "Postmodern MTV") in 1988 and buying it on cassette at the Livingston Mall your freshman year of high school.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you're just too young dude, but some us had our minds blown by Daydream Nation! Imagine being fed college rock by 120 Minutes (and "Alternative Nation") in ~~1988~~1992 and buying it on cassette at the ~~Livingston Mall~~Exton Square Mall your freshman year of high school.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

Daydream Nation was SY's first major label release. It was a big deal, full page ad in Spin, not to mention all the zines.

FUN FACT: The owner of my company owns the Gerhard Richter painting "Kerze" that SY used for the cover of Daydream Nation.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

Daydream Nation came out on Blast First through Enigma I think. Goo was the first major label release.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I guess that was for the Americans:

Blast First in the UK, Enigma (a major label at the time) in the States.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

My Enigma CD has the Capitol Records logo on it.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

jon is master at the art of pretend forgetfulness

*cough*CAP'N*JAZZ*cough*

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

After Enigma let Daydream Nation go out of print, Sub Pop picked it up, then SST, then DGC, and finally Geffen... but this is just in the USA.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

20% of ILM threads now are basically some version of "Hi everyone, I know I'm new here, but I'll bet you'll find my opinions pretty controversial!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I don't think SST got their hands on Daydream Nation, I know that Sub Pop did though.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I'm not dissing Daydream Nation, but FFS, there's no need to champion it any more on ILM!

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

It's no Loveless, that's for sure.

;-)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

i luv u guys now i gotta go work at a record store where i see doods in MBV and SY t-shirts every day.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sonicyouth.com/history/og-set.html

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

"There was a Daydream Nation box set released. It was limited to 150 hand numbered copies, and measured 13"x13"x1.5". It contained 6 items:

#1 - Daydream Nation double-LP on Blast First (BFFP34).
#2 - Touch Me I'm Sick 7" Sub Pop single. (SP-26 ltd 3000)
#3 - Providence (stereo/mono) 7".
#4 - Teenage Riot 12" on Blast First.
#5 - Daydream Nation XL T-shirt.
#6 - Daydream Nation tour poster (Drifter + fall 88 tour dates)"

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

I guess you're right jon, I just have a history of dealing with people taking SY for granted. Like my friend in college who got into "noise" post-DGC/nirvana and assumed SY was MTV alterna-grunge, and loved the Dead C and Skullflower, but would buy a 2 dollar copy of Confusion is Sex. I convinced her otherwise...

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

jon does have a point. at the same time, i heard ddn in enids a few sundays ago and sat in utter rapture (for the 1st time in ages).

certainly, it does seem there are some things we simply cant talk about enough to make that talk seem to satiate the enthusiasm the topic can spark....the talk gives shape to that spazzy gushing. it can be tiresome to read again and agin, but its just going to keep happening -- run with it, its ok.

same's true for syd barrett.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

i got the goo version of that box set above. it was ok, i guess.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Goo's a spotty album to begin with.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i now wonder about the stereo/mono "providence"...

but jesus, now were turning this thread into an entry on it...perhaps we should take this to a noize obsesses about sy thread

― if yr not glen campbell, i don't give a damn (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

the DVD of SY videos was a popular between-band feature on the house monitors where I used to do sound

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

The Julian Cope review of Vision Creation Newsun is funny because he always is like LOL FAUST!!@!@

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Julian Cope review (and rebuttal by Grady) of Liquorball is high-larity.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4453/postersmall7yw.jpg

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

"safe"

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

that guy is the worst

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

not while fuckfuckedfuckingfucker is around!

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Gear is right.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

that flyer realllly irks me....like i want to punch you in your face irked...but i can't say why

in real c&d dept: all these fuckers (esp in park slope) wearing pork pie hats and penguin shirts...are the slackers suddenly hip again in prk slope?

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Long ago, I accidentally killed a deer while driving around outside Chapel Hill with my sister, waiting for a Grant Lee Buffalo show to start.

Had no idea who the band, were, just wanted to go see a show. As it turned out, they weren't worth a deer.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker
(icantbelieveitsnotcoloncancer@baconwave.com) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 11:24 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

few people can pull off moustaches well and even fewer can pull of pube 'staches

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

i luv the saucily raised eyebrow

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you're just too young dude, but some us had our minds blown by Daydream Nation! Imagine ~~being fed college rock by 120 Minutes (and "Alternative Nation")~~ reading the reviews in metal (!) magazines in 1988~~1992~~ and buying it on cassette at the ~~Livingston MallExton Square Mall~~ crazy eddie on coney island avenue ~~your freshman year of high school.~~ in seventh grade.

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

~~Daydream Nation~~Fever to Tell was ~~SY's~~YYY's first major label release. It was a big deal, full page ad in Spin, not to mention all the zines.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

true story: a couple of years later i found the cd of ciccone youth's the whitey album at a mall in south florida.

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

all these fuckers (esp in park slope) wearing pork pie hats and penguin shirts

jeezus, I try not to look at anyone in pkslope who's under 35 for reasons like this, but I hadn't noticed anyway.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

there were three (3) of them in the bar i was forced into last night.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

it wasn't Commonwealth, was it? I was there during the rain (they have a nice new Ho Chi Minh clock).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

no, i havent been in there since....ummm....like 1997 (it was the 1st bar in nyc i drank in, mind). it was barbez or something like that. a place i had never been before.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

one dude also was wearing a hat and glasses...

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you're just too young dude, but some us had our minds blown by Daydream Nation! Imagine being fed college rock by 120 Minutes (and "Alternative Nation") in 19881992 and buying it on cassette at the Livingston MallExton Square Mall your freshman year of high school.
-- david allen grier (wt...), July 28th, 2006 8:38 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (admin)

awww you are from my 'hood'. i'm closer to king of prussia, though.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

It's also pretty damn sad how defense people are getting about any defense of Cook--he's a frat-boy comedian & doesn't live up to your standards of hipsterdom--GET OVER IT.

-- jay blanchard (kinojay3...), July 28th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

jay blanchard started out as a pretentious "the only films i watch are either of the avant-garde or adam sandler variety" dude on i love film, and now he's one of the main offenders in the "people who only post on the wdyll thread" category.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

king of prussia was too hard to get to before they opened the bypass. so we shopped at the poor people mall. being poor people, and all.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was coming to mention blanchard. i think he's another luna obsessive, too.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

that dood is a cumdrip

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

beeb, C'wealth has only been open 2 years (it was a hair salon b4).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-535.vo.llnwd.net/00764/53/52/764622535_l.jpg http://www.telegraf.by/oddnews/2005/12/16/borat.jpg

― haha (ha ha), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

all these fuckers wearing pork pie hats and penguin shirts
http://www.excepter.com/presspics/excepterPRESSjumpMINI.jpg
THAT'S "COSTUMERY" TO YOU, HATERS

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

s3xc3pt3r only wear white like angels

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

that picture was obviously photoshopped i mean look at the color levels

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

What's your favourite position?

ugh Tuombot 5000 strikes again

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 July 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

jay blanchard has just pre-emptively lost every argument he'll ever make on ilx, i think

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i dont think he understands he used a pretty awful racial slur to a real mexican.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

the child molester part is dead-on tho

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

The Dane Cook thread got awesome in a hurry.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

u love it, larry.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

i do, corey.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

for the record, i was only half-offended by jay.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

you're only half mexican. and its cory with no e, xtra moustache.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH THAT WAS THE JOKE

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT JAYMCOREY

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh i didnt know you actually were, dood. i was jking. i dont like, know you. sowwy ;_;

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

Okay that shit is some deep comedy.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

when WDYLL attacks

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

chaki for the knockout:

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius

― While my guitar gently skeets (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

very concerned about the kids...

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

noize board is for the children

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i actually feel bad about posting that now but i cant admin on ile and i must defend my gfs honor!

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

whoa! link pls

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't feel bad, chaki. he deserves it, if not for what he said to you, for the shirtless picture on wdyll that haunts me day and night.

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-767.vo.llnwd.net/00724/76/78/724058767_l.jpg vs http://digilander.libero.it/laracroftvertigo/Lara%20Croft%20Next%20Generation.jpg

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok now i feel real bad and i CAN admin on nb but ill keep it up for archival purposes.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

one of dude's myspace friends is dane cook!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

funny part is, he's banned, and can't respond.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 July 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw, here's one of his awful experimental films

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

BRAKHAGE HE'S NOT

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

who cares

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

the lynchmob hardon this board's gotten over him is kind of gross

― haha (ha ha), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

says the dude who'll happily join in on the steve goldberg business

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 July 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

i dont really think there was a lynchmobby thing goin on. i was being dicky cuz it got personal with me specifically. it was a funny thread and dood said some dumb shit and there were some lols shared. tynan caused way more of a sensation. this wont even be remembered by monday.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

anyone else watching tourgasm?

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 July 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Girlfriend looks more resident evil that tomb raider to me.
And it's not even a bad picture. Why the angst?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 July 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

defending any year - save perhaps 79 - with indie is very precarious.
-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), May 29th, 2002 1:00 AM.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 30 July 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

mind = blown, trying to wrap my head around that.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 30 July 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh you know, that was his schtick (like hating on the noize board). gotta slurp up that corporate bushco cock when trying to impress teh Brits...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

All participants to this thread will receive a $10 gift certificate to http://www.spic.com lifestyle personal image creator salon.
be the dream!

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 30 July 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

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― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

Marcello Carlin, yes!!! Can't fucking believe he hasn't been namechecked so far. And yeah, S fucking FJ is kicking major ass right now.
Essentially, all others namechecked on this thread are incredibly great. Especially the Meltzer/Bangs/Eddy/Kogan/Sinker/Ewing/Harvell/ILX/ad inf.. lineage.

And of course, I prolly learned the most from - Robert Palmer, John Litweiler, Charles Keil, David Toop and John Corbett. Amazing writers that really funnel lifetimes of experience into their stuff. All of them have endeavored to explicate the way disparate musics function on musicological and sociological levels. They've all been extremely inspiring; really engendered the kind of catholic way I approach all this crazy sound stuffff.....

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingm0j0@yahoo.com) (webmail), October 24th, 2003

― just sayin (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, if we're talkin new vs. old "schticks" and all

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

"but that was sarcasm!"

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

and i totally forget where we're at, so i'm gonna make it

118. the fact that the dumb computer guy at work, despite probably making more money than anyone, can't fucking seem to stem the 96 fucking spams that somehow collect overnight, every night in my goddamn work inbox, in addition to the hundred or so that wind up in my junk folder.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

118a. oh and the fact that he's always either a.) out of the office or b.) constantly rebooting the server when it's a production day!!

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

computer guys are always incompetent figureheads like presidents

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 30 July 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

especially at papers... don't get me started on ours

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, there are computer guys, in my office, too

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

And how 'bout them mother-in-laws? Can't a guy do right? I tell ya.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

BOB DYLAN

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Sunday, 30 July 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

ex-wives dudes. don't get me started.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 July 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

What's with all of this grillin'?

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Sunday, 30 July 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Jess, uh, how are the spammers getting your work email address, is it posted on the internets somewhere so that bots are picking it up? can you try forwarding your email to gmail which has a decent spam filter

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 30 July 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

i believe jess just pwnd u, storms.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Sunday, 30 July 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

maybe his computer guy sold it to them

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 30 July 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's a problem for everyone...prolly some kinda virus. we're getting a lot of "ENGORGE YOURSELF, MEN" spam using our own work aliases

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

in any event, this is a minor irritant

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

ah, THAT'S how it's done.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 July 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Pinkerton isn't indie! And Avery Island owns you.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), July 30th, 2006 2:53 PM. (Steve Schneeberg) (later) (link)

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Great rarity = great value, even if (almost) no one wants the thing in question. But that's only half the picture...
Rare objects (and the taste for them) have always been prized by those who enjoy feeling that their interests & possessions make them "special." In this sense, musical elitists are enamored of the belief that they have rarified, even remarkable tastes: that they are somehow able to discern the sublime qualities of things that remain unknown or impenetrable to to others.

This feeds the "rare music" underworld. But (fortunately or unfortunately) file sharing has done a lot to kill the specialness of secret musics -- separating hidden sounds from the ultra-rare objects that once contained them and making the music immediately accessible to any/all interested parties. Therefore, the hoarders of specialness now have to actually manufacture their own secrets by refusing to share them.

More and more, secret music is not that which is merely difficult to come by, but that which is actively withheld from non-elites.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (icantbelieveitsnotcoloncance...), July 31st, 2006 10:38 AM. (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker)

I don't hardly go on ILM at all anymore - I think I see what all the fuss is about.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Great rarity = great value, even if (almost) no one wants the thing in question. But that's only half the picture...

Rare objects (and the taste for them) have always been prized by those who enjoy feeling that their interests & possessions make them "special." In this sense, players are enamored of the belief that they have rarified, even remarkable tastes: that they are somehow able to discern the sublime qualities of things that remain unknown or impenetrable to to others.

This feeds the "rare item" underworld. But (fortunately or unfortunately) gold farming has done a lot to kill the specialness of secret items -- separating hidden powers from the ultra-rare objects that once contained them and making the items immediately accessible to any/all interested parties. Therefore, the hoarders of specialness now have to actually manufacture their own secrets by refusing to share them.

More and more, secret items is not that which is merely difficult to come by, but that which is actively withheld from non-elites.

-- fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (icantbelieveitsnotcoloncance...), July 31st, 2006 10:38 AM. (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker)

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

119. SHORTS MAFIA

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://uf.susu.org/films/images/manwithgold-01.jpg

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't understand what is so controversial about the statement that khaki shorts, polo shirts, and tevas are a hideous and fashion-free combination. I mean, it's like a fact, the kind of shit that you'd see in a dictionary or encyclopedia, that kind of fact.

I apologize for my statements re: shorts mafia if, in fact, Ned and g-kit actually look like Owen Wilson or Matthew Modine or some other slighty shaggy, built-but-not-huge blonde surfer dude and the "shorts-sandals" combo in question basically involves board shorts and a surfboard instead of sandals. I take it all back, in that instance. Because that is the A-OK application of shorts.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

actually come to think of it

120. TEVAS. WTF!

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

the horror, the horror.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

what about those weird foam ugly shoe/sandal things people are wearing now....

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

those are awful.

...I think momus wears them!!

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.cox.net/johnnysnyder/Tevas.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

before we get ahead of ourselves:

ASSOCIATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION!

proceed.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

FOLEYS?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 31 July 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Crocs! everyone is wearing crocs this year. At least here on crazy island. they are handy for island living. i kinda want a pair. my little rufus has a pair. they look good on him.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://freeridinretrievers.com/news/images/crocs.jpg

I...don't understand

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they are for...gardening?

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

my teenage cousin wears them when she works at a seafood place because fish guts wash off them easily

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

please rank in descending annoyingness:
1. shorts with flip-flops
2. pants with flip-flops
3. shorts with shoes
4. pants with shoes

― S-L-U-G (plsmith), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.cox.net/johnnysnyder/Tevas.jpg
-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), July 31st, 2006 11:55 AM. (gear) (admin) (userip)

bears repeating

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

my teenage cousin wears them when she works at a seafood place because fish guts wash off them easily

-- Machibuse '80 (jo...), July 31st, 2006. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin)

but don't fish guts also easily seep through holes onto the feets? eeewww

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I love shorts.

Steve Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

ha, i was thinking the same thing

xpost

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

please rank in descending annoyingness:
1. shorts with flip-flops
2. pants with flip-flops
3. shorts with shoes
4. pants with shoes

flip-flops are superior to tevas, "hiking sandals," or men's "dress sandals," just FYI.

The word annoying isn't accurate here but from best to worst:
1. pants with shoes
2. pants with flip flops
3. shorts with flip flops
4. shorts with shoes*

* unless it is a person working out and it is gym shorts and sneakers.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

some of us live in awesome states with great weather

the truh hurts, if you are MARRIED AND JEALOUS

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

shorts are awesome, guys.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

crocs are easy to slip on and offer a little more protection than flip-flops and they keep yer feet all airy cuz they have holes in them. they are very light. it's like wearing nothing at all! i get tired of flip-flops. they are always flippin' and a floppin' and a hippin' and a hoppin', ya see the JAZZ...hahaha i love that simpsons. i would just go barefoot all the time, but when i go into town the sidewalks are way hot.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.meatbox.net/~geoff/aphextwit.jpg

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i wear shorts.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

shorts yay, crocs nay

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

shorts are for tourists and people "not out of short pants".

if you aren't willing to get dressed in order to leave the house, don't leave the house.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

its hot out.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 31 July 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

People who hate shorts are usually either these scandy tundra dwelling types or some other occidental/puritanical belief system.

You shouldn't hate your body because it's part of you.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Even here in britishes-land, it's far too hot for long trousers. Trouser legs sticking to the backs of yr knees = ew. Cool legs = rock. Shorts are OK, though I must admit I look like a complete fucking tool wearing them.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

god, again with this shit? It's not about "body hatred" or even hating shorts per se, or anything like that, we're talkin about this purely on a being fashionable level (I guess at least I am, and have been pretty clear about this, I can't speak for anyone else). If yr dressing for comfort then wtf do any of you care if anyone thinks you look like weirdos or sloppy or something walking around in khaki pleated shorts and tevas? Do what you like! No-one is fashion all the time.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

alot of the japanese girls around the office have been wearing short shorts and bermuda shorts. i approve of this.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

i've seen a lot of those american apparel gym shorts around town. curiously, most often accompanied by tight tank tops. this is not a bad thing!

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

i saw more short shorts than i needed to see last night.

i am currently wearing (non-short) shorts.

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

nyc's idea of "shorts" right now is clam-diggers that rise about an inch above the ankle

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE SHORTS

to all the naysayers i say: do wall-sits.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

you know what...keep wearing shorts and sweat pants and things made of cotton jersey...makes it easier to feel unobliged to have to consider people....

whats the wilde quote...something about how everything is based on the visual, there is no mystery in the unseen...something

(pants that do not follow to the ankle are shorts...and more importantly break off the line of yr pantleg, thus making you look silly. infact those short pants are worse than standard shorts because the line is almos there...before you give up on completing it. they make anyone look stumpy and off-balance)

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

dear the world:

learn to spell "colombia." "colombia" is a state in south america, the third most populous on the continent.

(the) "columbia" is a river, a city in SC, the second half of "british columbia" and part of the phrase "pre-columbian."

using "columbia" to refer to "colombia" makes you sound ignorant and careless.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

i own two pairs of shorts. both carharttttttt. one black one tan. i think they will last me the rest of my life.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

shorts haters are ridiculous

go to hell all of you

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS FASCINATING ILE FASHION TOPIC TO NOIZE BOARD. THAT WAS REAL NECESSARY. NOW WE CAN READ ABOUT IT IN TWO PLACES

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

the truth hurts

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Salesperson from Atlanta office who does not understand that being inside allows one to use and inside voice.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

also, colombia-misspeller, your ever-so-clever drug cartel joke is really, really, irritating. it's not racist, you're right. it's just asinine and unfunny.

just because you consume veritable heaps of cocaine you are neither qualified nor entitled to make broad, unfactual statements regarding (kidnapping, AIDS, the drug wars, the school of the americas, adoption, etc.,) anything at all to do with the probable country of your drug's origin.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

wait where was colombia joek?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

it was in person, axully.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am gonna go to hawaii and wear a black velvet burqua.

― Monnus (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

who was this colombia joek person?

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

friend's useless girlfriend.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

:-( I hate that my job is making me work today, I miss all the good conversations.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

i've got this neighbor who is okay, i suppose, except she this completely boring and conscience-free l.a. party girl without an interesting thought in her dome. so i guess she's not okay.

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

awww dan

http://lildarlinzkidzdolls.homestead.com/files/lpt10020.gif

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

she sounds like your friend's useless gf, based on the extremely little i know~

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of like Crocs. :( Yes, I know, but they come in such good colors! I don't have any but in the part of my heart that doesn't live in NYC I think I want some.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Allegedly Crocs are mad comfortable, like blowjob-for-your-feet comfortable, but why does that blowjob have to come from a snaggletoothed harpy with cold sores and eczema?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

The shorts thread is hilarious. Where is "A shoes" Adam when we really need him? I bet he is pro-shorts.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i saw some dude in the 6th ave 14th st station in a pair of orange ones on sat and couldn't begin to stop the "nice, rubber shoes, ass" thought...

fashion trends inspired by the food network c/d

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Look, I already have my work cut out for me -- NEB wants sandals but won't wear flip-flops and is threatening to buy Birks (fortunately he's not at all tempted by Tevas etc). I'm trying to help him find a handome fisherman's sandal or something remotely chic that he actually likes. Ideas?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

it was in person, axully.

how did she spell "colombia" wrong in person?

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i was wondering the same thing.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to the land of no good answers, laurel. ahhh, whatever...even with all of my broad statements above...im pretty well past caring in the end...i'd rather see some dude looking goofy in some sandals than all these girls (i'm sure you see 'em too laurel) around here who cant walk in their shoes, wear other shoes and then must cary their "fancy" shoes in a bag, or wear flipflops that either fall off or make them fall on their rumps when it rains, clearly dedicate too much energy to such matters. us boys get off pretty easy in this regard.

me three on colo/umbia.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I only wear Reef brand flip-flops, from Brazil.

Steve Shasta
Sponsored by Reef Brazil

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

is chris p bald or grumpy when equating tubby to spic?

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) me too, way to bro

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Weed can do such things to your mood ... tis why I've been mostly on the wagon with it since college. Shit gets too dark occasionally.

-- O'Connor (oconnorscrib...) (webmail), July 31st, 2006 10:30 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

shit gets dark, son

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

tis

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

mad dark.

i'm anti-shorts, but my morals end at 100 degrees farenheit. when the temps above 100 i can wear shorts, drink at work, stab people, steal stuff from people's desks, etc.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

ceaso y desisto: machines that only take quarters. also: machines that give you back dollar coins as change when you need QUARTERS.

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

THERE IS ANOTHER WAY

http://www.spiderchain.com/images/for_sale/buckle_utilikilt.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

nice socks

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

nice crypto

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Kilts aren't all that comfy. Wool up against your PENIS.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

i miss my docs. i think i'll buy a new pair for the winter.

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Caterpillar work boots I bought 6 years ago: ceast and desist falling apart, you were the best boots of my life!

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 31 July 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think all the anti-shortists must not have lived in an area where it gets over 100 routinely. Granted, I do not wear them myself even in such weather, as I think my stick legs look rediculous in shorts. Crocs make me want to get out a machete and start hacking feet off. I couldn't intentionally design worse looking footwear. Dudes that can't spell names of countries they are talking about get auto disqual from me taking them seriously, Remy.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

i just bought my first pair of shorts in many many years (the only other pair were an old pair of Banana Republic pants cut-off.)

My new shorts are distressed cargo shorts from old navy!

They are a real relief! Air keeps the shins cool, and blows upwards in a pleasant matter.

Lauren saw me in them, she'll tell you, I looked awesome.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

fuck spelling.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

fuck tori spelling

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

sarongs > kilts as alternative to shorts for men

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i have been anti shorts since like, 8th grade, but i bought a pair a while ago because it's hot, son. they're like, not really shorts though. they come to my knees... bermudas? i don't know what the official term is. srsly, though, they've come in handy in the heat. i probably look like an idiot, but whatever. it's hot.

also: saw a dude wearing one of those kilts a few weeks ago. it was horribly wrong.

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Monday, 31 July 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i just bought my first pair of shorts in many many years ...
My new shorts are distressed cargo shorts from old navy!

Me too!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

To me, http://www.futurecheer.net/cheerstore/soffe.jpg = summer! LOL!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i can't wear shorts, if i did i think i might explode. shorts and myself cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

― de latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

it's against physics

― de latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

also: saw a dude wearing one of those kilts a few weeks ago. it was horribly wrong.

Was he doing high kicks?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i someone in one of those kilts practically every fucking day.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

[?]

― estela (estela), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

that missing word could be so many things

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

[am]

― estela (estela), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

...

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2006/07/30/0730emoticonfull.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 31 July 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

mods leaving deserving threads alone but locking awesomely bizarre ones like The Famous Biting Guy

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

GET A JOB

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i noticed that biting guy he was the best thing in weeks

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

119(?). purposeful obtuseness on the mod board

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Unlock the Biting Guy Movement starts now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

on the other hand, he may have done us a great service by nipping a future Marissa in the bud.

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

otm otm otm otm

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

My new shorts are distressed cargo shorts from old navy!

These are okayish but not really as good as board shorts.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i have on pair of shorts, also old navy. i need more, i guess, but i don't rock the shorts so good.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

after today i've decided i need to get at least one more pair of these short things i have (also old navy).

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

Lauren saw me in them, she'll tell you, I looked awesome.

you did, because we were at the beach where such things are totally appropriate.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

whatever # it is supposed to be) PPL WHO SCREW UP THEIR OWN THING AND THEN ACT LIKE HORRIBLE BITCHES BECAUSE THEY FUCKED UP AND YOU CAN'T "DO ANYTHING" FOR THEM??? I'M SORRY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO STILL ADVERTISE IN A MAGAZINE THAT IS PRINTING AS WE SPEAK, NEXT TIME I'LL RUN AROUND SCREAMING STOP THE PRESSES BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO LAZY??

ugh I can't wait til I'm not doing this territory.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

#ANNOYING -- Prof giving my overachieving/suckup classmate (and father of two) the option of not taking the final, but no one else. Why? Because he wants to leave town a day early, to go to a family reunion.

UNPROFESSIONAL, BRO.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

!!! that makes no sense.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I know! I have an A, too, buddy. Why should I waste the next two days studying chemistry when I could be STRAIGHT CHILLIN'????

Prof already knows he's unpopular -- he'll either give us the same option, but won't tell us our final grades beforehand or he'll stonewall and make the final harder cuz he's pissed.

Nothing good will come of this.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Prof giving my overachieving/suckup classmate (and father of two) the option of not taking the final, but no one else. Why? Because he wants to leave town a day early, to go to a family reunion.

That is ridiculous.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Using the word "community" when you really don't mean it.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I would so get that prof censured, gbx.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I dumped my last BF after going round his house and discovering that he owned 5 books - 2 of which were Dan Brown and 2 of which were John Grisham.

-- I'm On The Radio So I Don't Care!!!1! (masonicboo...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 4:02 PM. (kate)

*sniff sniff* i smell bullshit

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, ~~I dumped~~ my last BF dumped me after I went ~~going~~ round to his house and ~~discovering that he~~ insulted him for owneding 5 books - 2 of which were Dan Brown and 2 of which were John Grisham.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

OH POOR GUY

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vidaville.com/skin1/images/home_feature_banner_feb.jpg

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

John Grisham is my aunt's neighbor.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

that was an onion article...the one where the girl sleeps with some guy and wakes up and sees his dvd collection. classic.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

the phrase "sea-change" in political analyses. SHUT UP, BLOGGER.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

not liking john grisham is rockist. for shame!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

ts: tom clancy vs. john grisham

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

homeless guys seem to dig Grisham

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

WORKPLACE INCOMPETENCE

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

whose?

― Leave Brintey Alone (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

higher ups

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

ts: incompetent co-workers vs. neurotic co-workers

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

i got problems on both ends

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

the more i think about today the more i just wanna pack up and move

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

happy 1st anniversary, baltimore!

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Baltimore is 277 years old, you dummy.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

3/10

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know how to feel about baltimore anymore. i'm probably doped up by heroin in the water supply at this point

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

120. Louis Jagger

Others find him annoying. I want him to be eaten by feral cats. And so does Ned.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost: the heroin would explain why you don't know how to feel about baltimore.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

?? thats what i meant, trees.

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't read your post proper. also, i am drunk.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

i am the biggest shoe snob but i have black crocs and am thinking about getting some chacos. but I also only wear them to hike when I know I am going to be crossing estuaries or there will be mud or freak rainstorms because I can walk forever in them and flip flops fall off when I fall into holes or currents wash them away. as long as the shorts aren't pleated and you are outside in the daytime they are fine.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's strange when the temp gets over 90 degrees for people to still be wearing socks.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost - which reminds me of the great piece of street theater i watched at lunch today: man & woman junkie couple waiting for bus, absolutely struggling against gravity to stay on their feet. their ability to double over and sway at such an angle and yet avoid falling was hilarious. why wouldn't you just sit the fuck down? (but who am i to question a junkie's motives?)

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am wearing a pair of non-perforated cloggy crocs right this second.

dan perry was right re: podiatral blowjobs.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

what do those look like again? are they flipflops or sandals?

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lamarhfs.com/images/productphotos/croc-aspen.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 10 August 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's strange when the temp gets over 90 degrees for people to still be wearing socks.

i've posted about this before but i swear by moisture-wicking ankle socks -- they keep your feet dry and keep the general surface area between sock and foot from being a breeding ground for mold, bacteria, etc. they're light and dry quickly when you wash them. i threw out most of my regular socks and mostly just wear these now.

― Leave Brintey Alone (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 August 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

this ilx deathwatch is gonna be friggin' endless, isn't it? hasn't been a good meta-panic in a while, i guess.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 10 August 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://greenmile.film.ru/images/photos/photo8.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

Where is "A shoes" Adam when we really need him? I bet he is pro-shorts.

you couldn't be more fucking wrong, sunshine.

― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 August 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere :)

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Thursday, 10 August 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

Haircut house - S/D

i thought that the only good ilm threads were the dance threads but i guess that even those can't stand up to the awful armpit that is british university genres

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 10 August 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

"British University Genres" B.U.G. music! hahaha.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

someone should squash it

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

:-0

HERRO ADAM.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

the awful armpit that is british university genres

not as british as you may think!
(i didnt write that post btw)

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

at this point i must recuse myself from the debate on the basis of not actually knowing anything about uni or haircut house

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

nor do i read deutsch

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

You ought to recuse yourself because even debating with Brits about their music is a fruitless endeavor, rewarded with massive annoyance.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Though it isn't really all their fault. If I lived in the UK I'd probably go a bit 'off' too, knowhamean?

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i know what you mean. they can't be trusted

― -- (688), Thursday, 10 August 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

im quite looking forward to starting a 'candy ravers vs. haircut housers' thread someday

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

i just cussed out a total stranger at the cell phone kiosk at the mall!!

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

v: hi, i'd like to buy a car charger for a samsung cellphone

glen kim: oh yeah, ok. say, what service do you use?

v: sprint

glen kim: oh, right. how much you pay?

v: 55 bucks for 1500 minutes.

glen kim: really?? i didn't know they had a plan for 1500

v: uh, i have an appointment at 11

glen kim: hmmm ... (flips through binder) it says here your 55 dollar plan is for 1000 minutes

v: yeah.

glen kim: well, i could give you 1000 minutes for 40 bucks a month

v: ok, fine, staple your business card to the brochure and i'll take a look at it

glen kim: are you on a service plan?

v: uh ... i think i'm month-to-month?

glen kim: really? so i could hook you up right now.

v: i don't want to buy a plan right now, i have an appointment at 11 am

glen kim: what kind of phone do you want??

v: ...

glen kim: do you like your phone?

v: no, it sucks

glen kim: how about a RAZR? or a new samsung??

v: ok, fine

glen kim: this is a $300 phone. how much do you want to pay?

v: give it to me for free w/ the plan

glen kim: DUDE, i'm TRYING to WORK WITH YOU, make me a REASONABLE OFFER!!

v: no, i'm not in the market for a cellphone today, i just want a charger, i have an 11 am appointment.

glen kim: yeah, make me an offer, i'm trying to hook you up.

v: no, YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER GLEN

glen: ???

v: I HAVE AN 11 AM APPOINTMENT AND YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER BECAUSE I'M LATE

glen: uh, sorry, dude!!

v: look dude, SELL ME THE FUCKING PHONE CHARGER or I'LL BUY IT AT LONGS FUCKING DRUGSTORE

glen: sorry, dude!!! i didn't know you were in a rush

v: yeah, i appreciate you want to hustle, but i'm trying to get work done today

manager: no, no, he's not trying to hustle you, he just doesn't want you to spend 30 bucks on a charger when you can get a RAZR and a new service plan and a free charger to boot

v: LOOK, YOU'RE A FUCKING MONKEY IN A $30 TIE AT A MALL KIOSK. I HAVE A POWERBOOK AND I WORK AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY AND I HAVE THE MONTH OF AUGUST OFF.

manager: ...

v: YOU DON'T MAKE MY FINANCIAL DECISIONS, OK? YOU WORK IN A FUCKING KIOSK. YOU DON'T MAKE MY FUCKING FINANCIAL DECISIONS.

(3 minute silent credit card transaction)

v: THANK YOU.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ real talk

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

cease. and desist.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

in retrospect, it was a pretty second-rate performance

i am typing this at the apple store, where karma is biting me in the ass. they are sending my poor laptop away for repairs! =(

the case has a ding on it and i will be shocked if they don't try to shift blame from the shitty optical drive to the fact that it fell off my bed six months ago.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.creatas.com/common/detail/49/81/22188149.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

BUT YOU WORK AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Not to distract from the latest episode of Why Stupid People Suck And Are Stupid, but I'd like to add to the list:

DIGESTIVE HOT FLASHES

works as both C&D and an OLD FARTZ thing

plz tell me I'm not the only one

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

see i had a 10 am appt at the apple store, and an 11 am appt at a place which told me they could fix my laptop in-store / same-day. so i got in this big argument w/ the poor hapless cell phone store dude when i was just pissed about the laptop.

then i drove 20 miles across town to have the people at "crywolf technologies" look at my laptop, and they told me it would be 5 to 7 days for service, and then i made them get the person who quoted me same-day service, and the manager was like "well, she was wrong about what she told you on the phone, but i can look at it today if you pay a rush fee" and so i had the chance to get this gem out:

vahid (pounds counter, w/ great emotion): "YOUR 20$ RUSH FEE JUST WENT INTO MY FUCKING GAS TANK." and then i closed my laptop and said "NOT ACCEPTABLE" and stormed out.

god, i am such a cheeseball. now i am stuck at the apple store while they burn my HD onto DVD so i can get some work done this week.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

haha vahid are you a david mamet play?

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

THIRD PRIZE IS YOU'RE FIRED

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

i told my girlfriend and she said "did you lift your shirt and show them your operation scar, too??"

i could have been like "I"M DYING OF COLON CANCER AND YOU'RE FUCKING ME, GLEN"

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

You gotta work "That's why they call it money," into your next Moment, v.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait til a weeping Glen Kim finally googles his way here.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

He probably shit on your SIM, dog.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a nice guy, i swear! this is the first time i have ever chewed out strangers in retail, ever! and then i do it twice in a day!! i am just freaking out because i have to resubmit all of my paperwork to grant directors / HR for the new academic year for like four different programs and so this is a pretty shitty time to be losing my laptop

OTOH the dudes at the apple store are mega nice and sympathetic.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eballz.com/new/images/da_ballz02.jpg

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

what are their ties like?

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 August 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.skotrat.com/skot/jpg/falling_down/Falling_Down_0_013.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

voice control like muad'dib, for real

ugly. shiny navy shirts, shiny baby blue ties. banana republic outlet styles.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

you sound like a douche in an expensive tie and you ruined glen kim's day when he was just trying to look good in front of his manager. retail jobs are hard. do ties really cost more than $30 if you don't work in a kiosk? that is kinda sad, should be a boycott or something. what are ties even for? i forgot.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha fuck you, caitlin. i worked retail for eight years and i never fucked anybody over like that.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

"retail jobs are hard"

and being a TEACHER or an ENGINEER or a SCIENTIST is EASY, I FORGOT

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

ok, fair enough. but about the ties...

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i admit i was acting like a roid freak and it was embarassing

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

the cease-and-desist is on myself if it wasn't clear

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

and for god's sake, glen kim ruined his own goddamn day and he's going to do it again and again and again if he doesn't learn to tell the difference between a person who wants and new phone and person who is in a hurry and just wants a charger.

there are some things i could teach glen kim about retail.

― JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vahid), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://theacorn.typepad.com/index/glengarry_glen_ross_01.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

whatta treat.

cease and desist: SHERIDAN, WY (where I am sitting in a Burger King)

although, there was a guy selling shit out the back of his truck, flying an american flag with a rainbow instead of red and white, which was hilarious. i imagine SOMEone would try to kick his ass if he wasn't selling a MILLION KNIVES AND SWORDS.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

As the poet said, don't shit where you eat.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

how v.'s convo should have gone -

glen kim: yeah, make me an offer, i'm trying to hook you up.

v: JABBA JABBA!!

glen: ???

v: JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!!

manager: ...

(3 minute silent credit card transaction)

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha.

i'm going to ask my migraine to c/d right now. thanks dude.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://lightbulb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/burger_king_1.jpg
I OWN YOU, KIOSK FAGIT

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bradyandartists.com/retail-merchandise-kiosks/full/bam1.jpg

ALCICA, WOLD YOU YOU LIKE TO UPGRADE?

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

whatta treat.

totally!

i think i tell myself to cease and desist on something at least once a day. (but usually not b/c of yelling at someone b/c i'm pretty mellow. i'm told. the pre-emptive ceasing and desisting probably keeps it that way though.)

― rrrobyn monsters with heat fever+stroke (rrrobyn), Thursday, 10 August 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

i sometimes read music thing but when I don't people send me the stuff like this funny stuff:

http://stuff.justmcg.com/prankcalls

pic above made me think of funny sunglass hut reference

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

cease and desist - ILM mix thread

"here is my boring mixtape it is 77 minutes long"

1. krautrock track
2. "obscure" italo "classic"
3. morgan geist track
4. "obscure" italo "classic"
5. DFA track
6. lindstrom track
7. lindstrom track
8. DFA track
9. DFA remix
10. "obscure" "disco not disco" "classic"
11. "obscure" "disco not disco" "classic"
12. idjut boys track
13. rub'n'tug side project
14. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (re-edit)
15. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (dj harvey re-edit)
16. "obscure" "disco" "classic" (optimo re-edit)
17. DFA remix
18. get physical track
19. acid house track
20. krautrock track

thanks, i'm out, download here

― glen kim is fucking me over (vahid), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that sounds really awful.

― Ari El-Pincus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i'm finishing one that is almost what vahid posted

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

ysi?

― you're killing me, larry! (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

otvmotm (on the very middle of the mark), nabisco

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 11:33 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

louis jagger isnt worth our time, but does anyone else have a mental picture of him as:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9717/pict29md1.jpg

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Leaking promos to the world at large has always seems like a pretty lame thing to do IMO.

-- Raymond Cummings (gracefulas...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006. (Raymond Cummings)

What's with the double standard? ILXers seem to generally frown on this, yet have absolutely no qualms with downloading these leaked releases.

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 8:47 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha vahid your mix is awesome! you forgot to include a token villalobos tune!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

so tehresa and jon, you forgot to go to the movies with joel or something? be less abstruse okay-then-thank-you-goodbye

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

vahid, i haven't seen any of the mixtapes follow that imaginary template.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 August 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot 45 played at 33

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Thursday, 17 August 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

#whatever number we're up to:

buying service parts for your bike, being too cheap to pay the mech to fit them for you, not fitting them properly and breaking them, then complaining that the parts are faulty, then bringing yr bike in (which is totally covered in bodger repairs eg the front gear shifter is held on with tape wtf) and expecting the mech to fix it on the spot. Here's your replacement chainset, fitted F.O.C. Now fuck off, I don't want any more of your custom you utter moron.

#whatever number we're up to +1:

Demoing a bike at a store, and when the guy who runs the store (honestly) tells you the bike is out of stock at the supplier and is not available for four weeks, buying one online because the online store (dishonestly) says the have the machine in stock. The guy who runs the store having in the interim wasted his time getting the supplier to supply the next model up in the range at the same price, which you have MISSED OUT ON TOUGH SHIT. Then when the bike arrives, fuck up assembling it (the shop guy would of course have assembled and tested the machine incl in the price) so phone the shop guy, excpecting him to fix the bike he demoed to you, but you bought somewhere else under warranty F.O.C AND while you wait.

#whatever number we're up to +2:

Taking your bike to the repair shop because it has something bad wrong w/it. like both the wheels are buckled or the chain and sprocket are completely fucked, and expecting the guy to fix it while you wait, even if it's a 2hr job, or a morning's work to fix, then when the bike tech explains to you that it can't be fixed b/c a/it's an hour's or a mornings work or whatever and b/you have a bunch of work in, and everything gets done in the order it comes in, then either a/get all shitty and entitled about it a la "but my time is important" or worse still b/ pulling some pussy emo sad face ;_; in the hope you can guilt-trip the tech into bumping your work up the queue.

Fuck's sakes.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 17 August 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

ALBUM OF THE YEAR.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), August 17th, 2006 2:07 AM. (1 trackback) (later)

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seriously. every song is fantastic and should be a single. it pick'n'mixes happily from scott storch-produced crunk'n'b-lite bangers which sound like britney spears fronting the pussycat dolls, moody guitars which veer towards the clarkson/lohan/simpson jr axis (though never as angsty or melodramatic as any of them) and disco-pop which is comparable to prime 80s madonna (and that's not a compliment to give lightly). on one song she gets jadakiss and fat joe squabbling over to her before rolling her eyes and saying "welcome to paris!" pronounced the french way. the choruses to 'i want you' and 'nothing in this world' are incredible, explosive and boundless. 'screwed' is present and correct and sounding better than before and SURELY is the next single (i think it's competing with 'turn it up').

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), August 17th, 2006 2:14 AM. (later)

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the 'do ya think i'm sexy' cover is the only non-essential track but still pulls off a miracle in making a hitherto appalling song more than tolerable. it's tucked on to the end of the album like an afterthought and everyone involved seems a bit embarrassed, apart from paris herself, who sings it with all the enthusiasm of the drunk girl doing karaoke to the bad song, not knowing or caring that her friends are backing away from her.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), August 17th, 2006 2:16 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

C&D order #XXXXX: arguing semantics VS science

Astronomers be buggin'

reading this thread = hitting yrself in the head w/a baseball bat
"it feels so good when you stop"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

the lex genuinely thinks it's "awesome" that paris hilton opens her album with the "it's hot" catchphrase she's been doing for the last 3 years... don't really get that dude.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of get that. Annie's "Hey, let's start the album!" might be better, though.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

does bart simpson start the bartdance by saying "don't have a cow, man"?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Homer: Bart. Bart. Bart. *smash* BART!
Bart: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being rude.
Terrorizing people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores.
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor.
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art;
Last name Simpson, first name Bart.

I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I've got a dance real easy to do;
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you.

So move your body if you've got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Now that you've got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music -- that's the Bartman.

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Whoa!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Shake it out, man!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Bartman!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: Uh-huh.
Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart:
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Whoa, mama!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Whoa.
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.

Bart: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin',
Homer: BART!
Bart: Mom was too,
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,
Sitting by myself, confined to my room.
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove.

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion.
Bart: Whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Bart: Bring it back, whoa!
Back: Move you hips from side to side now.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now.
Bart: Whoa, Lisa. Ha!
Back: If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it.
Bart: Ha, ha ha!
Back: Light rhythm in time with the music.
Bart: Ha, haha. Check it out, man.
Back: You just might start a chain reaction.
Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson.

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Oh, yeah!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Shake yo body!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Huhp!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: Yeah, do the Bartman.
Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman.
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Shake it out.
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Whoa, mama.
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: I'm bad, I'm bad!

Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide!
Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny.

Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?!
Back: DO THE BARTMAN!!!

(Lisa plays saxophone)

Bart: Oh, my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this. *clatter*
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Oop!

Now I'm in the house, feeling good to be home,
Till Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone.
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay.

I'm up in my room, just a singin' a song,
Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along.
Yeah Lisa likes jazz; she's their number one fan,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman.

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Hey, everybody!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Need I remind you?
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Ooh, I am Bart, Bart-man.
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: Huh. Shake it out.

Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Back: Do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I.

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion.
Bart: Move it.
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Bart: Swing it!
Back: Move you hips from side to side now.
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now.
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it.
Bart: Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop!
Back: Light rhythm in time with the music.
Bart: Dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it!
Back: You just might start a chain reaction.
Bart: Dabba dab doo dab
Hee, hee, hee. I'm a Bartman.

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Swing it, baby.
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Bart: Hoo-uh.
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Oh yeah. I'm bad. Real bad.
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: Whoa, mama.

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Bart: Do the Bartman.
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Bart: Ha, ha!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Bart: Oh yeah!

Back: Do the Bartman.

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion.
Bart: You call that dancing? Ha!
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
(Do the Bartman)
Bart: Watch this move.
Back: Move you hips from side to side now.
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman)
Bart: Ooh, uh uh, uh, ai ai. Yeah!
Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now.
(Do the Bartman)
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it.
Bart: Ha, ha ha! Swing it!
Back: Jack your body in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael! Woop!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Do the Bartman.

Homer: YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
Bart: Oh, wow, man.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

was this...hip-house???

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

crap, i'm vahid

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

what i really liked was when pesci started his album by saying, "do i amuse you?" LOL!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

was this...hip-house???

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), Today 5:24 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

lol.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

122. Rock Hardy

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

lex was going to bring me the paris album tonite, but forgot. he did bring me news of the eulberg and ananda rmxes of fillertet, but i already heard them and they not as good as original:/

why do you all care about lex so much?

― -- (688), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think the only people who give a shit about the lex are the reformed-indie pro-pop-ists ... and it's sort of this nauseous guilt-by-association, like that sick feeling you get when you're hanging out w/ friends complaining about the bush administration and some friend of a friend busts out w/ some embarrassing shit like "BLAH BLAH NOAM CHOMSKY BLAH BLAH CHIAPAS I MUST GO THERE BLAH BLAH ISRAEL DID 9/11 BLAH BLAH" and you're like "oh god, i know this guy"

― glen kim is fucking me over (vahid), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

i just don't like the way his words look on the screen. his very sentence constructions. they make me sad.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like when people say "bubblecrunk". sounds like some weird new porn variation.

― glen kim is fucking me over (vahid), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think i just hate people who are walking stereotypes too

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah, i mean dude is like the epitome of "it all seemed like a good idea at the time until..."

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the black alien spiderman suit sloughed off tom ewing and went onto the lex to create venom

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

X1) Creepy guy next to me in the library, with the ringtone of Darth Vadar breathing.

X2) All the people that keep calling the creepy guy next to me, making him giggle delightfully every time Vadar exhales.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

shudder

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

ew!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/87/218249131_fa1aec10de.jpg?v=0

― you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 August 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

I hate crnci too

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 August 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

why do you all care about lex so much?

-- -- (688@696

I don't know. I don't care about him that much! I think he's OK. I guess the reason why threads where he's holding forth get a bit of heat is because he seems to have this bizarre rigid/ideological, but otoh totally internally inconsistent approach to the music he's into? Plus he can write well enough to express what he means. I find him kind of likeable, and I enjoy his writings, but I don't trust his opinion one bit on music. He's kind of like '90's MM or select in that respect, eh.

Also, rofflez watching dom p's brain breaking trying to engage w/him/make sense out of his musical worldview.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

Why Vinyl Can't Survive

ZZZZzzzzzzzz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 18 August 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

I find him kind of likeable, and I enjoy his writings, but I don't trust his opinion one bit on music

hahaha IMHO this applies to several prominent voices on ILM. the ideological appreciation of pop...I really don't get it at all.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 18 August 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the black alien spiderman suit sloughed off tom ewing and went onto the lex to create venom

THEN WHO IS CARNAGE?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 August 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

if you actually LISTEN to the some of the stuff discussed on those "rolling" threads and compare it to the comments, whoa.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 18 August 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

"i think i just hate people who are walking stereotypes too"

i find these sorts to be endlessly hillarious...thanks for proving a bad idea right, dude...

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 18 August 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-923.ak.facebook.com/ip005/v19/235/0/36910174/n36910174_30649923_5078.jpg

You know when a club night becomes so oppressive and decadent that it honestly does seem like the world is ending, as your senses blur amidst a haze of carnal oblivion?

― jimnaseum - formalist rigour! (jimnaseum), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's flogging a dead horse, but come on.

― jimnaseum - formalist rigour! (jimnaseum), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

are we supposed to know who that is?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

thats cutty at 11 yrs old

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

that is louis jagger aka scourage

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Sunday, 20 August 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

aka the louis vuitton don

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 20 August 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

louis mutton don

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 20 August 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

if you actually LISTEN to the some of the stuff discussed on those "rolling" threads and compare it to the comments, whoa.

Oh look, ILX has now completely turned into Hipinion.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 20 August 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

Whatevz Angloscarfy

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 20 August 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

Once a medium becomes the sole province of moneyed club kid fucks, wigged out DJs and yuppies with $75,000 gramophones, it's a safe bet that the medium in question isn't worth bothering with.
And as for all of those weird complaints about mp3 and sound quality, er -- FUCK A DUCK! Haven't these people ever heard of lossless compression?

-- Hot Hot Heat (orgonegir...) (webmail), Today 5:37 AM. (Hot Hot Heat) (later) (link)

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Monday, 21 August 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

prize winner for most strawmen in one sentence

― sole province of fuck a duck (Renard), Monday, 21 August 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was moneyed, wigged out, and djing on a $75,000 gramophone

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

i would sell the $75,000 gramophone and buy rekkerds.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

dollar records

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 21 August 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

"gramaphone"

http://www.cedmagic.com/history/berliner-gramophone.jpg

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

In his Ulysses Gramophone: Here Say Yes In Joyce Jacques Derrida speaks of Ulysses as an 'overpotentialized text,' as a text which has 'already [. . .] anticipated [. . .] the scene about academic competence and the ingenuity of metadiscourse'. Ulysses anticipates its own exegeses, anticipates whatever hermeneutics are developed to systematize and contain its meaning productions, and, because of this anticipation, Ulysses evades comprehensive understanding.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

nice 1

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

i had to give a presentation on derrida and ishiguro in a crappy literature class and it was hard and nobody did the readings - bummer

― hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, late to the party, but I think people are underrating Total 7 on this thread. I think it's great, definitely the best Total since Total 4 - every track is at least good, and there's so many ace ace ace ones! Jonas Bering and Robert Babicz both surprised me with their swoony numbers.
The Rice Twins' "For Penny & Alexis" is so pretty! Steadycam's "Knock-Kneed" is like hammer horror techno! SCSI-9's "When She Said Goodbye" is precisely the rainbow-coloured pop that their recent album shamefully lacked! Jurgen Paape's 'Take That" is so comedy-menacing!
My only criticism is that "Tranceformation", "Redlight" and "Saft" shouldn't be put in a row - they're the sternest tracks on there (although they're all really good), and they should be broken up a little.

Yeah "The Happy Monster" is so good! The perfect title for it as well.

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/i-want-to-believe.jpg

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

135. 2 co-workers that giggle/cackle after EVERTHING they say, esp. when they're together----> STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

136. trust-fund Brits on how do people travel extensively with no money?

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

fuckin' A.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

I LIVE ON A SACK OF RICE ALL YEAR ROUND. dood has always got awesome synths and mac items though.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

t/s: trust fund brits vs. people who are sad about their financial status

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

i pick the trustfundees they seem not to be so uptight

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

royalties

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

stay out of debt, dudes

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'll bear that in mind my next life.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

serious question, cousin: how did you stay outa debt and graduate college? (i agree w/ u on DONT GET INTO DEBT GUYS OR ELSE YR BITTER and FUCKED as shown by that thread.) (im in debt currently with the state due to breaking the law n shit but that ddoesnt count.)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i am joking, not taking sides

debt is totally sweet and character defining

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh :/

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Gimme a break, Momus has like one synth and a computer. His only problem is that all his suggestions are only valid for brilliant "artist" types like himself, not dullard indie music critics pining for privileges.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

but to answer your question, i graduated college thanks to a combination of my parents, loans, jobs (in order of importance) ... also i went to ucsc, so ...

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

fellas if i win the lottery, i'll pay off the collective noise board debt

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

cease and desist fatteys who dab the grease off their pizza with a napkin, amirite. that's all i have to say about that.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

it makes the napkin more tastey tho :\

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

just think -- what do those grease-dabbers think of those joining them for pizza but not grease dabbing?

o shit..

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

lolllllll

you're still eating pizza but now that you took off 1% of the fat it's a-ok CUT IT OUT JUST EAT THE PIZZA

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know why i feel so angry

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Napkin & pre-masticated unspilt food DO NOT MIX.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I dab that shit if necessary

excessive grease is groase

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

i fold the slice into a funnel and drink the grease

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

just pour the grease and slough off the cheese and toppings right down my throat through the pizza funnel (no chewing) and toss the rest of the slice (atkins-style)

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

why not just pour it on your chest

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, at the beach style to aid in tanning.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

put ecah slice in an orange juice maker, wherein the solid is crushed and the liquid is sluiced into a glass. then drink.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

gear knows what's up

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Domino's Slurpee™®

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

just make a pizzagrease-tini.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

chew the greased-up napkin into a paste and then spread it between two intact pizza slices

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

I never found an appropriate time to make a move, well, until within 100 yards of our parting point, when a street-seller asked if he could sell me flowers. I declined, but only realised later on that accepting his offer, and then presenting the flower to said girl accompanied by the cheesy couplet
"I've been wondering how to say it for over eight hours,
But when it comes down to it, say it with flowers"

could have been just the overblown romantic gesture the situation required.

BARF

― BAN JOUIS LAGGER aka SCOURAGE OF TEH SEA (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh holy shit, is that him up there? hahaha

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Goddammit I need Photoshop at work desperately.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

He can't be real.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

he and wrinklepaws and others are part of a vast internet conspiracy

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

run by ian riese-moraine, ilx's phantom of the opera

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

i actually don't hate ilm at the moment! the whole shebang going down for a while was truly a godsend. i just ignore the really idiotic threads like the plague.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

this fucking guy http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3227/1786/400/Picture%201.0.png http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/03/piven_h04.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I hope the broken image is one of the (many) pictures of him humping on some 20 year-old.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

i like to think he's praying to be free of disease after lindsey

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I heard he just glues little rhinestones over his herpes sores and tells the lucky ladiez he's just that rich.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

never forget:

http://pullrose.bleublog.ch/files/images/2006/3/mob80_1143185825.jpg

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

someone photoshop the crying eagle in

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

motherfucker was bald in judgment night, who's he trying to fool?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

i love piven :(

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

he made love with lindsay lohan?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

u hear it...dundundudndundund...first.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

slocki you're weird, that guy should get his nuts caved in

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

ha "made love"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

piven apparently 'likes it rough'

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

entourage is pretty great

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, this finally prove the s1ocki and I have complete diametric opposite tastes.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

piven is totally sweet

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

the piven goes to 3rd world country special was way funnier than the ewan macgregor goes to 3rd world country special. ewan was a total dick to poor people that let him stay at their house n shit.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

wow, the glory days of Lohan.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

shasta i like sushi! you like sushi right?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what that is.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh! it's like... fish.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I only eat fish on Mondays.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

you should start a band called the anthony boredoms.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Steve Shasta vs. Anthony Bourdain

Regrettably, Stormy moderated the initial post.

He was a cool dude. We had a nice chat.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

i just ate $40 worth of sushi!

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i meant $40k

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

you should start a band called the anthony boredoms.

or the anthony bordens?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to meet Ms. Lohan in Mesopotamia

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

my love of piven is 99% entourage, 1% PCU

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

very bad things! larry sanders!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

never saw vbt, but yeah, larry sanders! ok, 70% ento, 29% sanders, 1% PCU

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

the one episode of entourage i've seen kinda suxxored. one dude on it looked like mark mcgrath (was it?) and that also sucksxsered

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

i have never watched Piven and don't intend to start now

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

dude who looks like Mark McGrath: Matt Dillon's bro

Entourage hasn't been very good this year - they amped up Ari's tics (or his screen time) so it's less charming, and the death spiral of Vince's career is unconvincing. Still funny, though.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

las vegas episode was good

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

watch entourage peeps. best show on tv.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

wrong, Deadwood is the best show on TV.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

deadwood sucks

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Deadwood has such amazing contempt for the casual viewer. They went overboard with the soliloquies and stylization this year, but there's nothing more gripping on TV.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i love shows that are intentionally boring and awful

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

Golden Girls

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

talking about going overboard with the soliloquies and stylization

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

deadwood is absolutely horrible

and rome is worse

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

rome is at least fun in a prime-time soap set in ancient rome kinda way

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

entourage is very addictive

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

pcu gives piven a free pass for all time

i only care about like three tv shows

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

I swear to God nabisco totally scolded me for being all "omg Piven r funny harhar" once upon a time.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000E1MXVO.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/seaquest.gif http://www.carseywerner.net/images/grace_logo.gif

(xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

My godsister was on the 5th episode of the Entourage (which I have yet to see).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

you people are insane

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

explain yourself gear

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

deadwood rules! i have no opinion on entourage, never seen it. piven though, i've seen enough of him. i like him in small doses, or when he dies horribly.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

how do you feel about grace under fire?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

no wait i did see like five minutes of it. martin landau played a sad washed up producer or something and a couple of random dudes were wandering around looking for a rapper.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

worst episode of grace under fire ever

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

man that dolphin in seaquest was plenty smart, i bet he could do maths

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

start at the beginning gear. ultimate brodown show of all time.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

slocki, i'll give it a shot. for you, bro.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know how people can sit through deadwood. fuck a western that takes place on the east coast anyway. lucky louie is good too.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

i like entourage. and grace under fire. and the golden girls. i watched a couple episodes of deadwood and i couldn't get over the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck stuff and i'm not big on whatshisface. mustache face. i couldn't get into it. but then people who love it would tell me that i had to watch every single episode to REALLY enjoy it. why can't i just enjoy one? sometimes the whole "no, it's a *insert genre name* but it's not REALLY a *insert genre name*. it's the smartest fucking smart person's *insert genre name* show/movie EVER." i like westerns! i love john wayne. just shoot someone and i'm happy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 August 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

hardly watch TV but entourage is cool when I catch it @ people's houses w/HBO. believe it or not, my relatives-by-marriage in LA include showbiz sharks and wannabes. "you're a douchebag, Ari."

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 24 August 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

smoke more pot, turtle. srsly.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

what love i have for piven is 100% larry sanders but i still think the other writer guy, the one that later disgraced himself on that kirstie ally show, was better.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 24 August 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

i have been trying to get into deadwood for so long but after ep 1 and a few minutes here and there, i still haven't watched it, even though friends rave about it. it's like i have to force myself. and that's not a good sign. should i give entourage more of a chance? (i have just seen half of a season 1 ep on k0rean hb0.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

best hbo series = big love.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

THE WIRE, people. jesus h.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i watched about 6 episodes of Big Love and liked it a lot.
i have never watched The Wire! (i do not have cable, only teh internet, which is more involved.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

the wire>>deadwood this season>>>sopranos first two seasons>>deadwood first two seasons>>>>>the sopranos post-first two seasons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>six feet under>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>big love>>rome>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>carnivale

larry sanders>>>>>>>>curb yr enthusiam>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>entourage=sexandthecity>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lucky louie>>>>dream on>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arli$$>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mind of the married man

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha mind of the married man

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

where does not necessarily the news fit in here, james?

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

how do you ppl have the time?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

autopsy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the training camp reality series with the bmore ravens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chris rock show>>inside the nfl>>>not neccessarily the news>>>taxi cab confessions>>>>>>>>the training camp reality series with the dallas cowboys>>>>>that one reality show set in a whorehouse>bill maher's thing>>>>costas' show (such a disappointment)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dane cook's tourgasm>>>>>>>>>>>>dennis miller show

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

throw 'real sex' under costas

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 24 August 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

What about the Nevada whores show?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon real sex is at least ahead of the cowboys thing

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

so much cheap boob action when i was 13

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

OTM. before that we had to rely on "Dream On"

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 24 August 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

c&d tv talk not on the tv thread...but is this rome show any good? sawr and ad that made me wonder if i should get my hands onthe dvds

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dream on deserves a higher rating. That's where I got my cheap boob action prior to Real Sex. And it was funny after a while.

Chuck Warner told me to watch Life on Mars on BBC America. I watched an episode last night, it was pretty good, but the whole point is the UK circa 1973 soundtrack.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

i liked dream on...it was way better than 1st and 10 (Do it Again)

there was a sacred pact between the show and the viewer....they guaranteed we would see at least one pair of boobs per episode, and they never broke that promise.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

You're forgetting "First and Ten"!

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

mind of the married man was one of the worst shows i've ever seen. i kinda liked his wife on it though. the reality stuff on hbo is always great. kinda the equivalent of rolling stone magazine's killerkidz/drugwar/prison articles.the autopsy shows are amazing. real sports is always good. taxicab connfessions is amazing. so many documentary faves though. the one about the ecstacy rave dad. oh my god, was that incredible. dream on was pretty horrible and yet i watched it every week.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

New thread title addition is boss. I am now committed to bringing "boss" back into the vernacular.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i could never believe how long arliss was on. what a horrible show.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Super Dave Osborn >>>>>>>>>>> Garry Shandling >>>>>> Teh Paper Chase

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i just watched a horrible movie with jared leto and jake glhylenhall and selma blair and piven played a drug dealer in it and, man, it was vintage piven.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

you know any movie from 2001 that is set in 1994 and features the death of kurt cobain prominently is gonna be a winner.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah seven seasons of arli$$ and they still won't greenlight season five of the wire = there is no god

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

but is this rome show any good? sawr and ad that made me wonder if i should get my hands onthe dvds
I liked it a lot. The two main characters end up being Roman Zeligs with a side of wacky buddy comedy for good measure. Guy who plays Caesar is appropriately grandiose, guy who plays Marc Antony appropriately sleazy, Cleopatra was basically a crack-smoking Winona-ish waif, though. Augustus could be pretty awesome in the second season.

Lots of possibly-anachronistic pubic hair.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I guess he'd be playing Marc Anthony rather than Marc Antony.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

ew, Arli$$...all those horribly forced cameos with sports stars pretending to act. blech!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

All this Arli$$ talk is moving us in a scary Sports Guy-column direction.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i liked Rome a lot. and when i said this after watching it all, people would say 'oh oh then you'll LOVE Deadwood.' dudes, what i love is Battlestar.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

helo noise tevee watchers wif big gut & paleskin

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

that black dude from 'dream on' was the first celebrity i saw when i moved to l.a. he was buying toilet paper at ralph's.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

being rich and giving blowjobs are fine by me! i do the latter and would like to be the former.

despising poor people - i refer you to paris's own quote upthread re "the real me"

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), August 24th, 2006 5:05 AM. (later)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

the one about the ecstacy rave dad. oh my god, was that incredible.

i stumbled across that on tv one day a few years ago and was completely sucked in. can't remember what it was called though.

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

"Small Town Ecstasy"! Best HBO programming ever.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.culturevulture.net/Television/smalltownecs.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

the wire is amazing. how can hbo have so many good shows on at once?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

anyway:

sopranos season 5 > sopranos season 1 > the wire > entourage > rest of the sopranos > larry sanders > curb your enthusiasm > 6fu > rome >>>>>> big love >>>>>> deadwood.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

OZ>>>>>>>>>>>Deadwood S1>Deadwood S3>Rome>Entourage S2>Deadwood S2>Entourage S3>Entourage S1>>>6FU>>>Sopranos>>>>>>CYE>>>>>Big Love

Still haven't gotten to the Wire in my Netflix queue.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting > Party of Five > Fox News Network

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

deadwood>>crime story>>the shield=oz>>>the sopranos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chicago hope

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Deadwood this season is some of the best television I've ever seen and if you don't agree, fuck you in the eye.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

go blog it on the mountain

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

The only good thing about this thread right now is that no one is talking about "The West Wing". Oh, and the "Oz" shoutout.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ugh the west wing

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

that show needed cast-wide assassinations around season 2

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU

(I would make that episode 2, not season 2, but still THANK YOU)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

charles in charge>>>> everything good with the world

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

people always forget the first family, don't they? weird that they moved but charles stayed.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

those first family kids were awesome. the first sister was way hotter than eggart.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

didn't hbo do the "docu" on jay of clerks trying to kick his heroin habit?

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

yah i duno if it ever came out though. i think k.smith put the shazbot on that shit.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

dude otm, that first family chick was smokin

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

it was weird cuz his gf that first season "gwendolyn pierce" was always on but when they got the new fam in the house buddy would still talk about her and charles would get all upset and sad cuz she was the love of his life :( it was a dark side to an otherwise very bouncy and happy show.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

the second family was all straightforward and dull, it was all about chaz and buddy and their adventures. the first family was a little weird and funny, he had better interactions with them.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

i started writing fanfic teleplays about a third family.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

dood have you seen the nerd girl from the second fam lately? hottttt.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/05/76/90/10m.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

how can people forget about the first family?? i stopped watching faithfully once they were gone.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but fucking eggert and co got all the press, i think maybe there was some downtime between family one and family two?

yeah that nerd girl is smoking now!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is making me really glad i've never had cable.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/910/3jenniferrunyonscottbaio.jpg
gwendolyn pierce!
she was in the beginning of ghostbusters!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

all these tv shows sound crappy

― a little knowledge can go a long way (lfam2), Thursday, 24 August 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

i dont even know what tv is

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

first family = network
eggert family = syndication

i can't believe i forgot oz

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 25 August 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

OH HELL NO, SWAYING ATTEMPT AT ALLTIME TV GREATER-THAN-SIGN FREAKOUT:

how-cool-the-first-half-of-the-second-season-of-TWIN PEAKS-seemed-to-me-back-in-89-or-whenever-it-really was >>> LOST circa the episode when Jack chased his zombie dad through the jungle and gave "omg I am leader guy" speech that Tonto Tarzan Frankenstein skit on SNL when Phil Hartman lost it and Lovitz was all "Phil, this isn't the Groundlings, this is live TV" and Phil was all "FIRE BAD" and giggly and just tore a hole through the back of the set >>>>>> that one time PHISH and WILLIE NELSON and NEIL YOUNG performed together on CMT >> that time GOB BLUTH said to his brother Michael "help me pull this off and I'll buy you A HUNDRED George Michaels you can teach to drive" >> the ZOMG surprise twist ending of the GANGSTALICIOUS episode of BOONDOCKs >>>>>> 9/11

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

aw i miss arrested development now.

also need to see that hartman-lovitz bit

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

loving the new minimalist title

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

NCIS>>>>>>>>House>>>>>>>all the other procedurals on TV

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

the wire is the best show on tv now! I don't watch most of those shows even though we get like 5 hbo channels, but I actually am much looking forward to new season of the wire. deadwood is pretty excellent too though I sort of lost the plot..

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 25 August 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was also thinking tonight, the food network would be awesome if it was the food fight network. if they had like pie fights with giant catapults and iron chef where they just threw the ingredients at the audience

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/gas/watch/show_info/images/ddare_slime.jpg

― =[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

yah i duno if it ever came out though. i think k.smith put the shazbot on that shit.

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), August 24th, 2006 6:02 PM.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0366971/OneSheet.jpg

Trivia: (April 2004) Currently in legal limbo due to Jason Mewes not wanting this documentary released. (more)

― =[[ (eman), Friday, 25 August 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

your average ep of real sex = 3 mins of something approaching hott then right as you're getting worked up CUT TO 15 minutes of old people nudist camp or clown sex

― kingfish high command (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 25 August 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

not necessarily the noize

best title yet

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 August 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

i just watched the first three episodes of the Wire on DVD. Pretty great! Will rent again!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 26 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

entourage is horrible, wtf are you guys on?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

u don't like fun

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

shasta OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's shit.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i enjoy it

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

i had no idea it was "adult oriented"... nothing like seeing your godsister's butt on the bigscreen. Stephanie Shasta and I were like "oh no, ugh!!!".

could make xmas eve even more strange this year.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://triggur.org/gayness.gif

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHICH EPISODE

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

it's the first season, i already returned the DVD.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

cease and desist: ppl at office where my bigger-than-mailbox sized mail is delivered not telling me that my two packages arrived, which they're supposed to do, and making me go over there myself after days of going "wtf, i paid for expedited shipping" (the first package had been signed for five days ago and the second one, which was shipped out september 2nd, mysteriously appeared just this afternoon right after i asked about it)

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) i'm sure i enjoyed it, shas

i just watched the end of entourage season 3 last night and the ramones story line is pretty weak.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

who's the godsister? was she in ELO?

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha. mrs jaxon's boss just bought the Saigon album from itunes

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

was your godsister the vegan in the val kilmer episode?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

How many doors did Graceland open for black performers? eg. Ladysmith Black Mambazo being relatively huge.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006 5:25 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

cease and desist forcedexposure.com! thanks for replacing that fucked up 12" you sent me with - no, it couldn't be - the same fucked up record! take your free shipping on next order voucher and shove it!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 16 September 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

three years too late: that ilx prom thread

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

that graham post, fucking christ. if it were anyone else i'd just shrug it off as garden-variety net.pervertalism, but knowing his history...

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

you people are insane, you probably like deadwood and family guy AM I RIGHT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

not really

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'll totally watch family guy. sometimes even american dad. so shove it canuk

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what to think anymore

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

watch out jbr, he might pour a beer on your head.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 21 September 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

he and i were apparently in the same room at the same time once, and he tried to introduce himself but was too shy or something.

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

he was the dude that would pester mark s and tom about not having friends and then wigged out at a fap right?

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

yep. crazy britz.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

cease & desist: islam threads

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

the prom thread is filled with the fucked-up ilxors i've learned to avoid.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

you'd think you left high school behind, but noooooooo, it just keeps coming back.

― evolution gods think latebloomer, lead singer of Babies Love Beer, is wrong (lat, Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

the prom thread is filled with the fucked-up ilxors i've learned to avoid.
-- gear

u_u

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

not you, dawg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

SOUTHPARK WAS SO OTM RE:FAMGUY

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Thursday, 21 September 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

what did south park say??

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

Something really fucking hilarious (I like Family Guy but the South Park thesis, ie that it makes so little sense that the only rational explanation is that the jokes are written by manatees selecting balls with random English words on them, is pretty OTM).

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 21 September 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like 'family guy' ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

u_u

what's this

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

droopy eyes, no smile

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

so... detailed.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

p.e.w. the return, argh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

i like Deadwood! probably for the same reasons that die anglophonen like Das Boot (ott macho dialogue is more fun if it isnt your own language). i would agree that ~~Ian McShane~~ ~~Molly Parker~~ everyone on that show could use a new shtick though.

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Thursday, 21 September 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

new schtick for deadwood is two two hour features and then kaput.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Thursday, 21 September 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

i had forgotten about that ;(

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Thursday, 21 September 2006 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

watch out jbr, he might pour a beer on your head.

-- H2-H4 (goettschin...) (webmail), Yesterday 10:48 PM. (H2-H4) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

can someone link/recap that beer dump story chaki was refused on ile? and isn't there a separate story about someone else and a suckerpunch?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 September 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

Friday 22 July, FAP London

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

There was a previous g freakout to that as well, maybe 2 or 3 years ago? I think that was the beer dump one. I can't remember the exact details.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

i heard he dumped beer over everyone cause he's lame, and then some chick beat the shit of him, and then he was ostracized from ILX.

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Thursday, 21 September 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot BELIEVE that happened at the FAP after Liz's funeral!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

i srsly still can't believe it (i only half-read that thread first time around anyway, but still, even with details being fuzzy, bizarre.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, given the I suupose emotionally stressful nature of the surrounding events, I don't know if it's that hard to believe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

suppose, even. My typing is getting worse and worse.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

From what I know of the events that transpired, I came away with the impression that Graham went to that EXPRESSLY to show displeasure. I'd love to think I am wrong to have that impression, but...

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Regardless I'm all for chicks beating the shit out of people :D

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

cease & desist: bassplayer supremacists

D. Boon wasn't the songwriter, but he was the heart of the bad (Watt was the brain and Hurley the lungs.)

-- Colin Meeder (amisrau...), September 21st, 2004 8:49 AM.

excluding anything from chuck eddy about Teena Marie/Kix, that's one of the dumbest things i've read in a long time on ILM.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

to the band dude who met my gf at a show and asked about her to a mutual friend who told him, "she's taken!" and nonetheless weeks later/yesterday he wrote to her on myspace and said, "you're the sexiest of all (x)'s friends, your bf is really lucky ; )", i order you to ceast and desist.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

cease & desist: islam threads
-- the art ensemble of chicago house

yeah sorry

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

sorry gear, that's just how i roll.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

hey you want her, take her, man

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

no wait, don't

― gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

cease & desist: varieties of misogyny in latest cat power thread.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

c&d: don weiner, resident ilx libertarian crackpot/misogynist twat

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 21 September 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

every cat power thread has an intense amt of misogyny. I'm just appalled by it. you're spot on, gear

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's pretty fucking sick. weiner is the fucking worst with that smug grinning shit.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

the previous cat power thread was even worse

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

he just tries to wind people up. it's kinda sad, being a know-it-all means you miss out on a lot of interesting stuff

oh, yeah, I remember prev cat power thread, I think I let my disgust be known on that one too. good lord, it's just a girl with a guitar. people need to settle down

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

i had a real head-smacking moment when squirrel police showed up

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

that guy has got to stop

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

he has been one of my least favorite posters since forever. No idea when he turned into a rabid rtwinger, but he's always been a dumbshit. Recently mastered the post-w/o-linebreak, tho, i'll give him that.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

the DIA-funded prose poet of ilx

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel_Police on... ABORTION

"The fact is, I was raised in a pro-life family and there's no
way I'll ever change my mind. Ever. [...] I guess I'm just a touchy-feely guy."

Squirrel_Police on... BEING A TOUCHY-FEELY GUY

"I've never seen so much cheesy angst and misdirected anger.
It was a freakin' hurricane, people - an ACT OF GOD. Time to move on."

Squirrel_Police on... SUBURBAN SPRAWL

"I've pondered the rationale for hating McMansions.
and I just don't buy it. It centers too much on percieved
tackiness. There might be a jealousy component..."

Squirrel_Police on... THE FOUNDATION BLOCK OF TRUE DEMOCRACY

"I believe that private gun ownership is foundation block of
true democracy."

Squirrel_Police on... PARTYING HARD

"Thank you for laughing at/enjoying my drunkness report. It makes me feel special knowing that people around the world are experiencing this with me. Tommorow when I'm sober I will laugh at this but right now I feel good. Hangover? WOW. I have not considred it."

― ath (ath), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel_Police on... REGIONALISM

"Call me regionalist, but Mexico and Mexicans seem a bit dim
compared to people from Nicuragua and El Salvador"

― ath (ath), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT GUY!

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

ath = hero

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

A true hero would be someone who steps up and bans the dude, for the good of the land.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

also: butt dickass and whatever other name nude spock rolls under

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i totally fail to understand why the dude wasn't banned ages ago - is there a technical problem here?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

WE HAVE SPENT DAYS ARGUING WITH 'BUTT DICKASS' and we have only ourselves to blame.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

srsly. arguing with stupid people is not going to make them smarter.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

arguing with him is gonna keep him here but ignoring him isn't going to make him go away

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

are you my girlfriend?

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

noize oz

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i totally fail to understand why the dude wasn't banned ages ago - is there a technical problem here?

-- gabbneb (gabbneb@ya

2 tech problems w/r/t banning nude spock:

he is adept at using proxy servers - I ip banned him on ilm a year or so ago, and he was back on in less that 10 minutes, moaning about it, I ip banned him a couple of months ago when he was posting drunk and crapflooding, he was back on the very next day. The only way to permamently shitcan the guy would be to locate every single tor server, and block it, although this would have the knock-on effect of blocking anyone else who uses such proxies. Like buttez or w'paws. Er....

At the moment ip search is fucked. It is impossible to tell wether a poster's ip is unique or shared w/other posters.

I must admit that n spock's (once fucking HUGE) irritant qualities evaporated when I stopped taking his posts seriously and started treating them as a source of lulz. The guy obviously means about 1/10 of what he says. Once I sussed that s police was just a complete mentalist, he became easier to ignore.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

how old is Squirrel Police?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea. I don't actually even know if it's a "he", even, I'm just assuming so.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

pashmina moved my 'ban squirrel_police' thread to the idiot repository :(

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

damnit i could tell you if he's a guy or not cos he emailed me to ask why i called him a 'fucking tool' (duh) but i junked him.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I moved the thread, after that last ban LJ extravaganza a couple of weeks ago it seemed like the best idea.

I admit the guy is a complete nutjob, but we can't just ban someone for being nuts/annoying, for obvious reasons (cf the last few days on ILE).

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

i heard he dumped beer over everyone cause he's lame, and then some chick beat the shit of him, and then he was ostracized from ILX.

he lent me his atari jaguar and i've still got it

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

THAT RICHARD HAMMOND THREAD, HOLY CHRIST

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I know!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

I can't even think of any comment to make on it, except WTHF

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

he is adept at using proxy servers

http://affichedefilm.ifrance.com/affichedefilm/h/hackers.jpg
o rly

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

The guy obviously means about 1/10 of what he says.

yeah, that's the irritating part

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

squirrel police to richard hammond thread?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

steering squirrel police, nude spock and paul e wagermann into one thread could be pretty funny, perhaps.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

make it so.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

They could be exiled there, like the phantom zone.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I can't even think of any comment to make on it, except WTHF

meh, you haven't got someone waiting to cut you up with a razor-sharp beermat

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

In fairness you were being a bit of a cock but I don't understand why people didn't just ignore you instead of threatening to glass you or some such.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

because they're interweb nerds showing off in front of their mates

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

what is the richard hammond thread?

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T DO IT GEAR. IT WILL NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh god that's a rough one, isn't it

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno why yr all cross, i thought it was funny

certainly more so than the autismo-anagrams in the watercooler thread for example

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well I don't read the watercooler thread because I'm not a completely insane person so I don't know.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

any thread with watercooler or tittytwist or fap in the title i never click on

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

"tittytwist" haha.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

any thread with watercooler or tittytwist or fap in the title i never click on

+ city threads

I have clicked on the "mongrel sheepfuxor" threads once or twice when ripped drunk & insomniacked though.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 22 September 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to stop clicking on threads with 'village voice' in the title from now on, too

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I like the Hastings thread :-(

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno why yr all cross, i thought it was funny

Which is what makes you a dick

― stet (stet), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

"any thread with watercooler or tittytwist or fap in the title i never click on"

otm

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Which is what makes you a dick

cos making violent threats on an internet forum is what the cool kids do, natch

― The Real DG (D to thee G), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

no, refusing to talk to people and effectively running away going "nyah nyah I won't answer you" is what the cool kids do. and the threads, right enuff. cool kids are pretty cool.

― stet (stet), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

no, refusing to talk to people and effectively running away going "nyah nyah I won't answer you" is what the cool kids do. and the threats, right enuff. cool kids are pretty cool.

― stet (stet), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

well, i did that well

― stalker-et (stet), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

im in ur noize board, lockin ur noobz

― gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

please cease and desist arguing about that here.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

boarders talking about designer jeans, hair care, etc.:

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 23 September 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

POSTER A: I am suicidal and on medication. What can I do to feel better?
POSTER B: LISTEN TO A CD! INSTANT PANACEA!

(ffs)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

i know that whenever i'm feeling down, throwin a little Arcade Fire in the CD changer is wat duz it for me.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

is that true?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I read old Ziggy comics.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

POSTER A: I am suicidal and on medication. What can I do to feel better?
POSTER B: LISTEN TO A CD! INSTANT PANACEA!
(ffs)

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), Today 8:21 AM. (Dan Perry)

POSTER KK: I am bipolar, possibly schizophrenic and freaking out and in need of help.
POSTER DP: I will argue with & attempt to ridicule you!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

dick jokes, dont forget dick jokes

― and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Shasta, legendary wakeboarder, pullin it out from the way back machine.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i do not read threads that have anything to do with british culture. unless i stumble on them by mistake, in which case i gape for a few minutes then go into a drooling fit.

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kompaktkiste.de/cd/fim/chrome09cd.jpg

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

easiest way to not get caught up in any of this: don't read ILE

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

otm

(except for Lost thread)

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i remember thinking that panacea cover was the worst thing ever

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

i love that cover except for the hideous font

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

otm (only I like the hideous font, too)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

it looks like some terrible middle schooler's MS Paint artwork or something.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

my wife and I occasionally amuse ourselves discussing various horrible ways to sexually abuse RR.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), September 25th, 2006 3:21 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier)

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

yep.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh to be a fly on that wall

― any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is that from

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

haha beat me to it

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

xp celebrity chefs thread

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

shakey mo: the mo is short for moralist

― gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

shit, i got beat too

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I like that this plucky young couple is aspiring to Fred and Rosemary West-dom.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

From: Lance Romañce

Date: 30 Sep 2006 07:06
Subject girl socks
Body: Hey girls, can i have your socks??? please???

send em here or call me:
lance romañce
151 first ave #140
nyc, ny 10003
347-693-0428

no stds please!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha "no stds please".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

I never get sent shit like this, it's always just "come and see my live cam" and minor variations.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

socksually transmitted diseases?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

The weird thing is I actually know the dude

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

ban anthony easton

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

i just get stuff like this:

* 10. Wooden Wand’s move to Tennessee from New York was merely a lifestyle choice and had nothing to do with his work. It has had no bearing on his music what-so-ever, so please quit asking. People move - it's not a big deal.
* 09. He does not, at present time, practice any particular religion exclusively. He considers himself a Zen nihilist barbarian.
* 08. He listens to a lot more Steely Dan than Pink Floyd, and doesn't much care for Skip Spence's solo work at all.
* 07. He is an avid gun enthusiast, and is a life member of both the National Rifle Association and Gun Owners of America.
* 06. He is often criticized for releasing too much music, but certain bands have released many more 'official' releases in as much time without the critical scrutiny heaped upon our humble hero Wand. Besides, no one said you had to buy all the records. Wand believes that being a musician and writing and releasing a mere ten songs a year is like being a carpenter and taking a decade to erect a birdhouse. His words, not ours, so please don't hate us, Scott Walker or Kate Bush. Y’all are great.
* 05. He is happily married to the goddess Satya Sai of the Vanishing Voice, who, by the way, does 90% of the vocals in said band, despite what most reviews claim, and is, FYI, the 'girl' on the cover of Hush Arbors' recent “messterpiece” Landscape of Bone.
* 04. His extended family includes late actor Vincent Gardenia, Chicago Cubs general manager (and former Met) Ed Lynch, “Desperate Housewives”’ Andrea Bowen, and Type-O Negative's Peter Steele.
* 03. He shares little of the flawed utopian philosophies of his immediate contemporaries. He does not eat hummus and, on most days, he really doesn't much give a shit where you drill.
* 02. He's been considering writing a novel and has recently switched from bourbon to tequila for this upcoming tour.
* 01. Scott Ian of Anthrax once lectured a 12-year-old Wand that he was “too young to be smoking joints.” He was right. (They totally got high together anyway).

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

i get those too... like every night

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

they capitalize the first letter of every word in the subject header like you do with your thread titles scott.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

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― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

* 07. He is an avid gun enthusiast, and is a life member of both the National Rifle Association and Gun Owners of America.

my copy of backyard vol. 3 came wrapped in gun paper

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

also, roommate: STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING DOG HALF-UNEATEN SANDWICHES....DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING IRRITATING IT IS WHEN HE FOLLOWS ME AROUND BEGGING???? FUCK

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

6722. those fucking .jpg face analysis comparison thingies cropping up on every thread. i don't care what celebrities sashas frere jacques looks like.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

those are entertaining, but... enough already.

― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

nah. they're not.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 2 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

chaki is correct

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

it was worth it just to find out that jess's bald head resembles james jetfield's huge forehead

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

so many metallica/riaa joeks...huge forehead...overloading...

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

rofl

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously how the fuck is belly button not banned from noize bored??? someone give me admin privs or something.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

;-)

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'll confess. i unbanned him out of pity after ned raggett sold him out to boing boing.

(guy, you need to roll with the punches here)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

papa la bas now has these privileges on the All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar board:
Categorisation
Board editing
FAQ editing
Can pass on privileges

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

you can ban w/ dat

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

what's this boing boing stuff?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

that anti pirating propaganda mickey had to do as part of his plea was so silly that boing boing posted it as submitted by (fake) ned.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

c&d on all this hold steady chatter. they aren't the only rock-n-roll band in the world, who cares if dude writes "literary" lyrics and smells like beer, you pasty blogger shut-ins.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

The new album is pretty far from all that, anyway. Unless you are pitchfork.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

LOST threads being overrun with Britishers posting "how do I shot torrent??"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Annoying fucker here: http://www.bagatellen.com/archives/frontpage/001379.html

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i like masada

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

so is ned gonna cut & paste the entire internet on the foley thread or ?

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah is abc.com inaccessible outside the us or something?

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

ned's gonna run out of righty bloggers to link to, he's about two days shy of resorting to cutting and pasting user comments from prussian blue's myspace profile.

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

lost? people still care about that

i watched tv once, the other day, liverpool were rubbish. it was funny

― -- (688), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

ned's gonna run out of righty bloggers to link to, he's about two days shy of resorting to cutting and pasting user comments from prussian blue's myspace profile.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), October 6th, 2006.

ROFFLE

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

i watch lost, but i haven't looked at that thread - i don't think i can deal with it. and i KNOW i can't deal with the ugly cats thread.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

that cat thread is the worst thing i've seen all week, like maybe worse than dead amish girls

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

"i watched tv once, the other day, liverpool were rubbish. it was funny"

thank you dame edith sitwell

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

fucking tens

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 October 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

"not pictured on"/"on every" threads

― Maf54 (plsmith), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

yah thanks gear :/

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

M Carlin vs geir vs lex on that Q magazine thread, ugh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

i suppose i am indirectly to blame for those threads : /

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

(uh you are aware that LEAVE NO TRACE is one of the central catchphrases of Burning Man...? You can find moments of contemplation and serenity out there for sure, you just have to walk a ways away from the rave camps)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 6th, 2006 1:20 PM. (later)

and everything else on that thread from mo

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

thats like estela defending fake british accents on the i r-m thread

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't defending fake british accents but was prepared to overlook them in florida foodcourts by people with cruel fathers, it was a very specific defence, they could only be employed within thirty yards of an orange julius or a chick-fil-a.

― estela (estela), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

touchè

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

estela and sunny are superheroes of cool wit - they should form a duo and vanquish shit - the world would be a better place

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

kudos!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

learning Shakey went to a Burning Man

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

learning gabbneb is a phishhead?

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is that really a surprise?

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 6 October 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know!

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

i mean xgau was all like http://robertchristgau.com/icon/x2.gif re: their shit

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

not all of their shit!

(but yeah, i make exceptions to the xgau rule for adolescent faves)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

ironic hipsters embrasing their ugly

http://www.lesliehall.com/gemsweater/gallery/gallery1.htm
and the video: http://gem.space150.com/

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 7 October 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

CUT/PASTE TS: ned vs. xhuxk

xan someone plzz show xhuxk how to link to a message in another thread for fuxk's sake

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 7 October 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

TS: collecting og brazilian psyche lps VS fucking gem sweaters

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

gem sweaters have no resale value do they?

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, watching that GIF while listening to the extended mix of "Never Let Me Down Again" = wow.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 8 October 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

* roommate barfing, loudly, with door open. DO NOT WANT.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

"in every ________ ever"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

my fault ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

in every thread, a heartache.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

"in every ________ ever"

I was JUST gonna say

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

the grandma thread's good (there's even the obligatory garu g cameo). but please, no more of these.

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

3,000,000. Gabbneb postin'.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

on the current tittytwist thread there is a discussion of knitting socks that resemble 'naughty bits'

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

a purple heart to you for daring to go in there

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

is it populated by 80 year old british people or something? WTF?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

old brits, weird shut ins, 'luna', etc

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

3,000,001. people who like put tiny little backpacks and briefcases on little rolly wheels and refuse to carry the damn things. What are you carrying??? WHAT IS SO HEAVY YOU MUST DRAG IT AND TAKE UP 2X MORE SPACE AND TIME THAN YOU WOULD OTHERWISE???

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me, has Luna been determined to actually exist?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Too bad.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

real answer: no

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

my answer is 'yes, but...'

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

might be a man

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

someone just spill the whole story plz

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

She exists. I've talked to her.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know their story, I talked to her on the phone once upon a time, she sure didn't sound like a man.

xpost outjaymc'd again

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i talked to her once too, like 2 years ago

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i talked to him once

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i kid, i kid ... i have no idea if luna is a man or a woman. someone once told me that luna was actually a man and i thought it was funny.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah, apparently everyone on this thread had phone sex with her, so she must indeed be a woman.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

go on, take her call, dude

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://amcop.blogspot.com/giuliani%20drag.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

3,000,002. grown men who call themselves "eppy"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

and you're better because yours is a thomas pynchon reference?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

no, because i'm actually more interesting, mr. sensitive.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

but thanks for playing cap'n save-a-eppy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

I like Eppy. We have a lot in common.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

no shit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

yup.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

select columns > data > sort

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

You need to knit a tube of lubricant too, I guess.

-- M. White (boeldie...) (webmail), October 13th, 2006 1:34 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

mourning the village voice music section/pazz and jop poll

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I'm surprised this hasn't been revived tonight

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ passive aggressive

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

No, I fully support the XTAL parody threads, I'm just surprised!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

go on, take her call, dude

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 14th, 2006.

hahahaha!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

gabbnerd = Democrats = "we"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok, I'm finally sick of Hastings threads.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

took you long enough, jon. dan perry is luftroffle, destroyer of jokes.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR PERPETUA:

STOP POSTING ON ILC SO I CAN READ THREADS WITHOUT STABBING MYSELF IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY.

THANKS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

also: being single, c/d thread. plz to delete from internets.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

noize dudes sounding like Kate

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I miss the golden days of Hastings Threads, back when they were funny, and filled with the right kind of crazy, instead of the wrong kind of cuddly. and crazy.

I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever seen a remotely funny comedy film!
99% of comedy be it stand-up, film or tv = WORST SHIT EVER
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), November 17th, 2006 6:47 AM. (later) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
comedy should be banned

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), November 17th, 2006 6:47 AM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

John, don't grovel to people ten years younger than you.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Teh HSTNGS THRD has taken a turn for the worse, betwixt Gzeusrants and lack of fresh blood and not enough cat pictures.

TOO MANY HUGGLES, NOT ENOUGH FITES.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

too bad i can't drop some css science... what about making an image that is cute for 50% of ip addresses and ugly for 50%?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

chriss ottt

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

THX to TOMBOT. A step in the right direction.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

A patron is one who has been assigned by a venerable tradition, or chosen by election, as a special intercessor with God and the proper advocate of a particular locality, and is honoured by clergy and people with a special form of religious observance. The term "patron", being wider in its meaning than that of "titular", may be applied to a church, a district, a country, or a corporation. The word "titular" is applied only to the patron of a church or institution. Both the one and the other, according to the legislation now in force, must have the rank of a canonized saint.

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), November 18th, 2006.

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Saturday, 18 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

please cease and desist complaining about trolling posters and then consistently engaging them in back-and-forth.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, seriously. "just stop it, nude spock!" *4 hours later* "no, really, just cut it out!"

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, he's not gonna. you know?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's pretty funny in that thread

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus hissyfitting up ILG

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

would user killfiles make this thread obsolete

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty much.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

But then what would everybody whine and complain about?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

The ilx code breaking and making killfiles not work

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha OTM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse otm abt Perpetua shitting up ILC

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

also Alfred, Lord Sotosyn is like a dad-fucking reise-moraine on any + all film threads

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

The urge not to say something mean when Perpetua is talking about "bad writing" on ilc is hard to resist.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Or rather, "to say something mean". I should talk about bad writing!

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is happening on that Kramer thread?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

"people be frontin'"

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/Kramer6.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

I never clicked on it either

honestly can't imagine how something so .. uh ... clear-cut? could generate 1000 posts!

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

it's just coffee talk.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

no big deal. spock gets the gasface. nabs on the you know what. same ol' same ol'. passes the time until i get my turkey.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's pretty funny, I mean it did prompt nabisco to post "Hello my niggas, we are going to Applebee's!" or whatever he exactly said that made me cry laughing imagining him saying it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was just about to post how really sick I am of the Kramer thing already.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

that applebees thing fucking killed me

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

CEASE AND DESIST: dudes i see driving around with "IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM, DON'T BREED 'EM" bumper stickers

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the Applebees thing might be one of my favorite posts of all time. I suppose the whole thread was worth it just for that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

imagining him saying it

this is key.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

bimble. ian r-m + 20 years, urgh.

― the gangsta Yankee Hotel Foxtrot (H2-H4), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

cross him with RJG and it's like watching nude spock argue with marissa marchant

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 24 November 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

O..O
VVVV

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 20 December 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://images.payplay.fm/k/r/krisallen/600/krisallen.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

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