Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

I have a mountain of buckled staples by my side. I'd hate to just bin them.

But what else to do?

-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 17th, 2006 8:41 PM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

Answers

sprinkle on cereal

-- RJG (RJ...), January 17th, 2006 8:43 PM. (RJG) (later)

Use as confetti

-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 17th, 2006 8:47 PM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

Throw at annoying co-workers.

-- not-goodwin (godwin...), January 17th, 2006 8:49 PM. (not-goodwin) (later)

Heap them up onto a large magnet and sculpt them into a likeness of Michaelangelo's David.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), January 17th, 2006 8:50 PM. (C J) (later)

I wasn't specific enough

-- RJG (RJ...), January 17th, 2006 8:51 PM. (RJG) (later)

1) Worst excel thread title ever.
2) Way too early.

Whether it is, or not.

3) 99% of this thread is not funny - only the stuff from friends of mine. There, that's out the way.

-- grimeisshit (grimisshit@sh

ha ha ha ha ha.

this one's pretty good actually

-- Dr.C (petethane...), January 17th, 2006.

GLASS

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), Today 4:58 PM. (later) (link)

Huk-L, you took the shards right out of my mouth.

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), Today 4:58 PM.

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969. While Glen Campbell's stint as a Beach Boy in the mid-'60s is well-known, less publicized was his brief tenure as touring vocalist for Sunn 0))) for several dates in 2004, when vocalists Wrest and Malefic were simultaneously stricken with bronchitis. Sunn 0))) guitarist Stephen O'Malley expressed interest in keeping Campbell on as a regular vocalist when the tour ended, but the rest of the band resisted the move on the grounds that Campbell's bellows were "too throaty" to fit in the context of the songs. As a gesture of goodwill, they are currently recording an album of Campbell covers, tenatively titled "By the Time I Get to Phoenix: the Songs of Glen Campbell."
-- owen moorhead (owen_...), January 17th, 2006.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:47 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

Was just going to answer with Cap'n Crunch as well.

-- Stan Fields (stanfield...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:48 PM. (Stan Fields) (later) (link)

That shit is like, "Hey, roof of your mouth? My name is Cap'n Crunch, and I AM GOING TO HOUSE YOU."

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 12:51 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

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Hey, I prefer written porn too.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:18 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

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DADDY?
-- killy (babyleni...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:21 AM. (baby lenin pin) (later)

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Proud of ya, kiddo!

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 11:22 AM. (Tuomas) (later)

-- , (...), Today 7:47 PM

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:19 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

...

-- Lars and Jagger (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006 3:21 PM. (Ex Leon) (later) (link)

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 17th, 2006.

The core is atmosphere, at which they excelled.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 17th, 2006.

your hairness is right.

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), January 17th, 2006.

don't you mean 'vibe'?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), January 17th, 2006.

No, I leave that term to Phish fans.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 17th, 2006.

it's actually about the Peruvian healthcare system.
-- latebloomer: virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be (posercore24...), January 17th, 2006. (latebloomer) (later)

This is fabulous =)

They have a dossier that alleges Bush considered bombing Al Jarreau.
-- Sororah T Massacre

http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp6.jpg http://www.the-goldengirls.com/Palace/gp8.jpg

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 17th, 2006. (link)

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

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i didn't know where the closest bus stop was

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (link)

-- Sasha (gen.nuisanc...), January 17th, 2006 11:22 PM.

i miss her, and i'm sure i'm not the only one either.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 3:59 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

pablo your sentiments are seconded.

-- jergins (jergin...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:04 PM. (jergins) (later) (link)

ask sean hall, it's his board

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:08 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

i'd love to, problem is that he's not around much.

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:09 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

Sean said it's cool.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:30 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

so he unbanned her from aja/dante then? problem solved! it's just that simple!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:33 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

she has a sitewide ip ban, can he lift that?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:36 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

yes, just ask him. it'll only work on the aja/dante board though.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 5:38 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

anyone have Sean's email?

-- Pablo (pabloalphons...) (webmail), Yesterday 6:20 PM. (Pablo A) (later) (link)

dubpl*test*le@hotmail.com

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:50 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

p.s. are you guys in chicago?

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), December 25th, 2005 8:45 PM. (Amateur(ist))

Niggaz remember your pic. You look like the kid who collected bugs Marsha brought home in that episode of the Brady Bunch

-- YES YES YALL NATE PATRIN YALL (INTERNETHIPHOP...), January 18th, 2006.

dude's never seen a photo of me, my nose got less hook to it than an Anticon best-of

-- disco violence (discoviolenc...), January 18th, 2006.

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they make a lengthier appearance in google image search
-- mark p (mark.p****...), January 18th, 2006 4:25 PM. (Mark P) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), January 18th, 2006 10:15 PM. (allyzay) (later)

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NEVER FORGET
-- elmo, patron saint of nausea

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006. (later)

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Is that some sort of schnapps?

-- Tuomas

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006

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My dad's best friend used to use afro-finish on his hair in 1972.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006 9:58 AM.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would be ironic, yes.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

i suspect the hamster will eventually eat you too.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

That would also be ironic.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

how would that be ironic? unless you eat hamsters.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 19th, 2006.

and then it would eat Alanis Morrisette

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), January 19th, 2006.

Let's not discuss hampsters and me any further, ok?

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 19th, 2006.

-- phil-anon (ano...), Today 7:43 PM. (later)

That's why you need to stencil your face on it.

-- Dan (Problem Solver) Perry (djp...), Today 7:44 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

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what do i put on my lap now
also

what's the 'real life' equivelent of internet porn.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

Answers
theres a french girl two computers away from me and she is having a very loud conversation + cry
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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did she break her laptop also?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 19th, 2006.

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no, i think it was just her spirit that was broken, possibly due to a messy break up, or sibling death.
*This is speculation only.

-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

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this is my 9/11
-- Hairy Asshurt (lindseyloha...), January 19th, 2006.

Also in other news, I am purchasing a pig's head for only $4!

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:06 AM. (papa november) (later)

What... a real pigs head? Wont it um, smell?

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 20th, 2006 10:07 AM. (trayce) (later)

Well the shoot is on the 28th and 29th. I pick it up on the 27th, it can live in the freezer till bin day. Anyhow, they'll have to live with the smell if they want good promo shots for their new album.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:14 AM. (papa november) (later)

if you take a photo of them being revolted by the smell, it will be an arty choke

i haven't had enough sleep

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 20th, 2006 10:17 AM. (electricsound) (later)

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

http://members.cox.net/mokwella/classic/saltvampire.jpg

-- Dan (Just For Adam) Perry

During the years Mark made remixes for many artists and bands such as Paul van Dyk, Dr. Alban, Moby, Technotronic, Enigma, Deep Forest, Age Of Love, Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and, last but not least, Mark was a well known DJ in the international dance scene.

-- manuel (arvizum...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

Answers

YSIs?

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

-- TOMBOT (fanc...), Today.

Music of the slaves has its origins in the ancient field songs of Greco-Roman slaves. The tradition, which is primarily performed a capella (though other instruments, usually a Jew's harp or balalaika, are sometimes employed), was first captured on primitive recording equipment by Lomaxus in the outskirts of Athens in 57 B.C. The tradition was imported to America by Mediterranean immigrants. To this day, American slaves continue to play a prominent role in the music industry, the most notable recent example being Britney Spears, whose "Slave 4 U" reminded the world that this classical slave tradition still survives more than two thousand years after its arrival.

-- JAM UR HYPES (curtis.stephen...), January 19th, 2006.

which one would you buy?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 19th, 2006 5:04 PM. (ken c) (later)

I'm surprised this isn't a Rumpie thread.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 20th, 2006 10:55 AM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 20th, 2006.

-- Merry Mr Flubbings (...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 4:03 AM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

one of those handy guns
-- Sororah T Massacre

"At the time, I thought it was a great idea," she says. "I mean, who has a picture of themselves swinging on a pole?"

She doesn't want to take any chances now that she's job hunting. "It's just really unprofessional," she says.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

Unless you're hunting for a pole dancing job!

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

That'll teach me to stick up for a friend.

-- laurence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:28 AM. (lawrence kansas) (later) (link)

Then why isn't Plummer worse?!

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:31 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

He's mountain man paranoid. He's probably behind the anthrax mailing scare.

-- laurence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:33 AM. (lawrence kansas) (later) (link)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 20th, 2006 3:07 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

Or Star Wars, even.

-- Dan (Dude, You Just Got Beat Up By A Star Wars Nerd) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 20th, 2006 3:34 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

Dork.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 20th, 2006 4:04 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

when you're on a high horse, that doesn't mean giving it drugs
-- Dom iNut (do...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 20th, 2006.

-- Merry Mr Flubbings (...), January 19th, 2006 11:10 PM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

the "sirens of the hot friends" did it

-- That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (freud.junio...), January 20th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Freud Junior) (later)

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I know kangaroos aren't whales.

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I didn't.

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), January 20th, 2006 5:56 PM. (Rob Bolton) (link) (admin) (userip)

WOW

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 20th, 2006 6:01 PM. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Gordita (gordita@ dumbthread.com) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

-- jermaine (noblemusi...), March 17th, 2005. (jnoble)

Oh, that's a good one!

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 17th, 2005. (inca)

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), December 5th, 2005. (link)

-- Haikunym (zinogu...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006 11:36 AM. (Haikunym) (later) (link)

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Jake Plummer Compensates for Lack of Jew-killing Opportunities in Denver by Growing a Beard
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 21st, 2006. (later)

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He is BECOME THEM.
-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 21st, 2006. (later)

amen

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2006 8:13 AM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

I DEMAND GRAMMATICAL CLARIFICATION, TO MAKE THIS SENTENCE LESS...LIKE THIS SENTENCE.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

When you finished recording the album Bilingual, had you ever actually spoken to any Portuguese-speaking people?
-- Gatinha (rwillmse...)

Answers

No. Sorry about that.
-- I Am Neil Tennant (ps...)

:-O

-- Dom iNut (do...), January 23rd, 2006.
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"LARRY! I'M LIVING IN THE DANGER ZOOOONE!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 28th, 2003.

Ah, thanks. Of course, this was back in the good old days of the American underground, where an album could be released and you might not hear/see it for 1-2 years. Nowadays Lady Sovereign passes gas and it's up on a thousand blogs in a forthnight...

-- Edward III (ehonaue...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

YSI?

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 20th, 2006. (Aimless) (later)

- Straight men like watching femme fake-lesbians get it on, because it involves women exhibiting what's perceived as the same lust for the female body straight men experience. This depends on pretending the lesbian desire is strictly sexual and supercedes emotional connection and vulnerability and such.

- Straight women like watching butch fake-gay men fall in love because it involves men exhibiting the kinds of emotional connections and vulnerabilities straight women crave from them. This depends on pretending the gay desire is curiously non-sexual and transcends the everday body-lust that straight women are the objects of.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Er, what's the punchline?

-- Dan ("It's Drivin' Me Nuts!") Perry (djpe...il.com),">rry@gmail.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

The joke part is just in the vast inaccurate generalizations there! But insofar as it's sometimes true, it amuses me just on the face of it. Because it's kinda based on pretending gay people are straight. Like straight guys want to imagine hot girls making out with each other because they're kinky (because girls fall in love with guys, see, so if they're making out it's just cause they nasty). And then straight guys want to imagine hot guys having relationships with each other because they're noble and loving (because guys want to fuck chicks, see, so if they love each other it's pure and beautiful). But then of course oops, wait: they're gay!

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Sorry, that latter part should obviously be that straight girls want to imagine hot-guy relationships like that.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

I was hoping for "We're the aristocrats!"

-- Dan (Oh Well) Perry (djperry@*/+-.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

And as they walk out of the studio on the final day of the recording sessions, Blackass Soul Dude calls out to her, "Next time you're in Memphis, gimme a ring. You've gotta eat my old lady's soul food!"

Smiling, Whiteass Bitch replies, "NOW who's being demanding?"

"You know," says Soul Dude, looking deeply into Whiteass Bitch's eyes and laughing, "you really are crazy."

Fade to black and we're out.

-- erklie (erklie50...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)

Do you have protection?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)

jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:12 PM.

...

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 23rd, 2006 7:14 PM.

what

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM.

-- Joy Benitez (lezbomo...), January 24th, 2006 2:58 PM. (later)

Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 2:59 PM. (edwardo) (later)

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (papa november) (later)

Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 3:07 PM. (edwardo) (later)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 24th, 2006 4:33 PM. (trayce)

this just in: onions "oniony"

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 24th, 2006 4:35 PM. (electricsound)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:23 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

aaaand

also, Hathaway in her red lipstick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56605378.jpg

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:19 PM. (don weiner) (later) (link)

is she supposed to look like Ronald McDonald?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

she's definitely a burger

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

< / cockroach >

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

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one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 25th, 2006.

-- phil-two (philtw...), January 25th, 2006.

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

what the fuck

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM. (g-kit) (later)

YA RLY

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (blueski) (later)

NO WAI

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (g-kit) (later)

ok that's enough

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM. (blueski) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 3:27 AM. (GeirHong) (later) (link)

Yeah, that's crucial.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:17 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later) (link)

I'm picturing the cover of Geir Hongro's Xmas Gift To You! with the Santa-bearded-and-suited Norseman sporting a "Forward To Stereo!" button.

-- Redd Harvest (louder...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:29 AM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

-- Jerry the Nipper (jerrythenippe...), December 4th, 2003 11:05 AM. (Jerrynipper)

-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...), January 25th, 2006 11:13 AM.

dude. it also changes its graphics when it's chinese new year so people don't forget innit!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 25th, 2006 11:15 AM

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), January 25th, 2006.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

Anyway:

---

A search engine is an application that lets you find data, people, it is not the fucking Angel Gabriel

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh mercy.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

jordan you MADE a dude?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 22nd, 2005.

Met. Met a dude. Not made. I'm not playing dog, here.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

But what if some people hear faster?
-- dave q (scrape10...), January 11th, 2003 9:35 PM.

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Like dogs and bats? Oh, no wait...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), January 11th, 2003 9:38 PM. (Kim)

but the roffles occur at:

is it realy not offencive?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 24th, 2006 11:38 PM. (link)

lol virgin can't spell
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:39 PM. (papa la bas)

"you're alright larusso"

-- j blount

-- Dan (Only Without The Internal Logic Or Style) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 25th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

And ever since Peter Jennings freaked me out at one of the political conventions by turning off the arena crowd and showing the blue weatherman wall behind him, I don't trust any of those fuckers anymore.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

THEY ARE PROBABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF HOT BLUE-SCREEN COVERED CHEERLEADERS!!

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 2:21 PM. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

MTVStreetTeam: hey nebody lookin 4 j/o buddiez rofl
MTVStreetTeam: 1st 2 send jpg of boobs gets free keychain
MTVStreetTeam: wow 1st impressions of earth it rokz! lol
MTVStreetTeam: pimp my ride yo
MTVStreetTeam: yo

MTVStreetTeam has left the chatroom.

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006. (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Do not try the Karate Kid method of nail pounding if you lack depth perception.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), January 26th, 2006. (miloaukerman) (link)

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 3:02 PM. (eater) (later) (link)

I just feel like that needs to be said.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), January 26th, 2006. (later)

He sounds like a whiney bitch on a bike to me...

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (later)

having read your reviews, I suppose it's redundant to say you're high, and that you own too many albums.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), February 22nd, 2003.

Okay but so seriously, keep talking about this.

-- nabisco (--...), January 27th, 2006 5:08 AM. (nabisco) (later)

What did the farmer say to the vegetarian?

"You eat my products and I beat your face in!!"

-- Johnny B Was Quizzical (john.barlo...), January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM. (later)

-- philip sherburne (psherburn...), January 27th, 2006.

-- AaronK (fuzz_...), January 27th, 2006.

Shocked is finding out that mayonaise is made of whipped eggs, but Hamas winning the election is like getting your salad tossed by your sister on a dare. You know its coming, you dont want to deal with it, and afterwards you just want to ram a screwdriver down your pee hole.

-- spink (o...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006.

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006.

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com) (webmail), Today 10:39 AM. (The Famous Jimmy Mod) (later) (link)

CORRECTION. TWO THREADS.

-- TOMBOT (understandabl...), January 27th, 2006. (later)

-- oooops (as...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 5:53 PM. (link)

then you've been drinking the wrong whites

-- Porkpie (porkypi...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 5:54 PM. (porkpie) (link)

Or the right piss!

-- Casuistry (chri...) (webmail), October 27th, 2004 7:15 PM. (Chris Piuma) (link)

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), January 27th, 2006. (link)

He meant it as a compliment, but...

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 27th, 2006. (link)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:26 PM. (Ned)

But the old actors are funny...? I don't get you.

-- Nige (sakj...), January 28th, 2006 1:27 PM.

There there.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:30 PM. (Ned)

You sound jaded. Maybe take a break from posting on ilx?

-- Nige (sakj...), January 28th, 2006 1:32 PM.

But that would be distressing to my fragile sensibilities.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:32 PM. (Ned)

What about the fragile whatnots of the people on the board who have to put up with your anti-Friends diatribes?

-- Nige (dlk...), January 28th, 2006 1:35 PM.

What about them, indeed.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 1:36 PM. (Ned)

Must everything come back to sex with you?

-- Nige (dlakd...), January 28th, 2006 1:36 PM.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

isn't it time you changed your name?

-- RJG (RJ...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

You could be right.

-- The Homosexual Internet Sex Cannibal (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

a little too otm

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

-- Mary (marysurnam...), January 28th, 2006 4:28 PM. (link)

Next you'll be telling me she was married to a Pulitzer Prize winner.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 4:29 PM.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 28th, 2006.

God

-- StanM (Stan10...), January 28th, 2006.

I remember that album being the one where they FELL THE FUCK OFF actually

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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I felt so betrayed when it came out, they strayed from the formula, walked straight out of eden, those fucking greedy careerist bastards, oozing hate from their souls, fucking 'pop goes the world', assholes

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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yeah

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006 1:26 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

--

i hired movers, because i can't stand to do it myself anymore. so these guys are here, moving my stuff out, and what happens? this fucking idiot in my building lets his pitbull out, he surprises one of the movers and bites his hand. dude is at the hospital right now. cops came. needless to say i feel pretty fucking terrible. dude who owns the dog says he'll pay hospital bills. i hope fucking so.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

oh and the moving guy's blood is everywhere. poor fucking guy.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

It only feels like the worst because it is so fucking terrible already. Wait a bit. Something of further interest might pop up.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

that's true, the truck could still possibly drive off a pier, with all my stuff and the two dudes in it, into the east river. that would be worse, for sure.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

I'm just saying if I have to see kostner's ass one more time I am going to go big in it! I miss the days of movies liek this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091165/

that featured random T and A!!!!! OF WOMEN - In I married an Axe Murderer I saw MIKE MYERS BUTT! AAARRGH!!!

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Re: Kirten Dunst's erect nipples in Spiderman, I have a question. Why do women's nipples get bigger in the cold, but men's willies shrink down to nothing? ANSWER ME THAT.

-- Mike W (mik...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Because babies need food in the cold but penises don't.

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

-- jel -- (freeduni...), January 28th, 2006 3:35 PM.

it is a passion play

-- kyle (akmonda...), January 28th, 2006 3:49 PM.

It is a kindergarten play.

-- truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (crumpw@bellsouth.net), January 28th, 2006 3:51 PM.

-- keyth (keythkeyt...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006. (keyth)

wonderful pictures guys, dont let anyone say youre freaks, ltmh,photoshop, google images etc are soooo ace,(not as much fun as "excelsoring" sp? someones arse mind)-- the outside world, fearing death ignore em, much better to fear REAL life itself. Thanks again, keep them coming I need more boredom in my life.

Yours with a cross purpose snigger

C

-- kiwi (csisherwoo...), Today.

I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD

-- RJG (RJ...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006 7:46 AM. (RJG) (later) (link)

-- Hulio Carpetbaggers (allaroundmyh @ iwillwear.agreenwill.oh), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Bubble

thankfully I was only drinking water when I read that, because I knocked my glass off the arm of my sofa when I started laughing.

-- spotted cow (capitalwinterska...) (webmail), January 30th, 2006. (link)

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[...]

Yeah, that Radiohead, totally no profile outside of Stout and Green Bay!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 30th, 2006. (link)

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:27 PM. (Eppy) (later)

Or, you know, something witty about a mirror.

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:27 PM. (Eppy) (later)

like say a blogger talking about low standards?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), Today 1:29 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

What?

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:34 PM. (Eppy) (later)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), January 30th, 2006 2:51 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

wasn't that an ian riese-moraine screenname?
-- james van der beek (wt...), January 30th, 2006 4:20 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

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bjork did a song about that episode called 'venus as a boy'.
-- j blount

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006. (link)

One night an ILXor had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with MATOS.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to MATOS.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned MATOS about it:

"MATOS, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

MATOS replied:

"I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU!"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 30th, 2006. (later)

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), January 30th, 2006 12:55 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

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SHIT THE MOUS IS ELECTRIC
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:07 PM. (later) (link)

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How do you know his name is SHIT?
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:19 PM. (later) (link)

-- scamperingalpaca (chillou...), January 30th, 2006. (later) (link)

I find the Rumpie hate kinda weird, I see no problem in talking about bodily fluids, and besides she's not the only one doing so. Is it really that traumatic to click on a thread, realize "Oh, this is about shit...", and then change to another thread?

http://www.getwine.co.za/images/excel-merlot.jpg

I take my cues from other posters mostly, and if "What's the most unacceptable thing to come out of your ass" (which I never posted to) is the yardstick than hey - what's the problem?

I don't deliberately set out to make people vom, if I did then I'd be posting images of weeping sores etc. There are worse things out there than the human body and it's functions you know, I just try to keep things light.

Sorry there's no punchline.

This is a serious question: Are you stupid?

Am I stupid? You tell me. There's obviously reason to believe so.

I see nothing wrong with this thread... I was wondering whether air fresheners in toilets are a middle-class phenomenon, I'd never even seen one until I got a job where they had those. In my family shit smell wasn't a taboo, sometimes my mom even used to keep the toilet door open while she was sitting there.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 10:45 AM.

I'm not the sort of person who resorts to shouting out other posters for posting the wrong kind of threads.

ANYWAY:

Would JFK have lived had he not been shot three times in the head? Maybe. Would the crew of the Colombia had survived if their shuttle hadn't exploded? Somehow. Would jabbing a pair of scissors through my left eye blind me? Not absolutely. Would my aunt be my uncle if she had a dick between her legs? Probably.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 12:25 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

If you're going to let these assholes (oh, whoops, sorry - how can they be assholes since they themselves obviously NEVER SHIT or maybe indeed their shit doesn't actually stink) drive you off, then this place will be poorer for it.

xpost ahhh red panda!

xp

xpost, maybe you guys should start your own internet!

This sounds like some kind of Buddhist self-help book

(Somehow I suspect part of this outrage comes from the fact Rumpie's a girl, because, you know, girls aren't supposed to talk about these things. How many scatological or genital threads started by guys have prompted a similar reaction?)

Have you forgotten how he reacted to the "Noise Dude Enemy List"?

Yes, that is exactly what we should do.

I'll start it off:

1) "noise dudes"
2) Flirting threads
3) "UK SUX"
4) "US SUX"
5) porn pictures

yay close ilx!

lol

Dan, especially 1 and 5 combined, please.

xpost beanz : you haven't learned anything.. when people get upset on ilx it is entirely their fault for being so non-thick skinned

but it hardly counts.. #3 whatevah!

I am not defending my question to Rumpie as being okay.

The entire issue here is that Rumpie was talking about her bodily functions underneath a thread heading that was not unambigously about bodily functions. The fact that she and others have no problem with talking about their bodily functions does not mean that no one else is allowed to be annoyed/grossed out that they read about it; your proposed standard of civil discourse goes both ways.

it's a bit of a lame issue, though, innit.

Are all other ILE thread titles "unambiguous" then? Besides, the thread title stated exactly what it is about: air refresheners. If one has a constant fear that clicking on an ILE thread might accidentally make him read about shitting, then this isn't probably the board for him.

i may start stamping a big cock on every banknote i get.
-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 31st, 2006. (later)

Ink it first.
-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), January 31st, 2006. (later)

Now someone post some stupid meme ..
"In Soviet Russia, you fucks YOU!"

Oooh, xpost, back to funny....

i also struggle to understand what anyone thinks is cool about people ganging up on someone on ilx. it's the ugliest thing here, and i'd much rather that were vetoed or avoided or criticised than rumpie writing about what goes on in her bathroom.

so not gonna happen

described by a friend as "a Where's Waldo of reasons dude won't get laid"

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), January 31st, 2006 11:50 AM. (roxymuzak) (later)

fuck your meta shit, perry, you piss me off.
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), January 31st, 2006 12:05 PM. (orion) (later)

"No."

"Then what do you care."

ahhh, catholic school!

-- A BOLD QUAHOG (dr_...) (webmail), January 31st, 2006 5:04 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

-- youn (younno...) (webmail), January 30th, 2006 11:21 PM. (later) (link)

-- StanM (Stan10...), January 31st, 2006 2:29 PM. (StanM) (later)

(xpost)

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), February 1st, 2006 11:41 AM. (ailsa) (later)

YR BOI WZ MSSNG BLVD DED WTF LOL!!1! LUV DA ARMY WTF

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), February 1st, 2006 11:43 AM. (GerryNemo) (later)

-- A BOLD QUAHOG (dr_...), February 1st, 2006 12:48 PM. (ex machina) (later)

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), February 1st, 2006.

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No, that's Rod Hull and Emu.
-- NickB (nic...), February 1st, 2006.

-- A BOLD QUAHOG (dr_j@at

haha, WHAT?!?!

-- james van der beek (wt...), February 1st, 2006.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), February 1st, 2006.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), February 1st, 2006 7:40 PM. (gypsy mothra) (later) (link)

(roger ebert would say it "raises more questions than it answers about the line between public and private in the internet age." gawker would call it "sorrow and the pity for the myspace generation." dr. morbius and armond white would hate it. wayne would get a miller lite ad.)

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), February 1st, 2006 7:42 PM. (gypsy mothra) (later) (link)

Plot:-
Chicago has been filled with sinister mist, and people are transforming into hideous creatures. Time for Zaka TV - or, more specifically, you (on camera), Brisco (sound) and Pamela (reporter) - to investigate.

You're the cameraman. You film a (usually female) reporter, and occasionally use your camera to direct her attention to ingame objects in order to uncover what's going on.

Michigan has a severe content rating in Japan (18-rated, with an extra warning triangle). I'd expect any Western release to be similarly restricted.

If it's set in Chicago why is it called Michigan? Does Sufjan Stevens do the soundtrack?

Has this had a UK release? If so, has the content been cut?

Tell me about Michigan: Report From Hell!

-- Onimo (gerry...), February 2nd, 2006 1:04 PM. (later)

By this time I'm behind the bar. Making drinks. Nothing ghetto yet, but...Usher looks at me and obviously wants a drink. "What could it be?" I thought. "Cristal, Courvoiser?" It went something like this.

ME: Hello.
Usher: (silence)
Me: Would you like a drink?
Usher: (Silence)
And then Usher whispers something to a man standing next to him who was 6"8 and 20 Stone, and he says
Big Fucker: Bellini

For those who haven't worked in the industry, a bellini is champagne with peach juice, it's a big girl's drink. So I make him the drink. But no, I am not allowed to serve him it, the Big Fucker takes the drink from my hand and then hands it to Usher. Why won't Usher speak to me? Am I just the help? Am I too lowly to even take orders from him? Even after making him his gay drink why can't I serve it to him?

I was very upset.

10 minutes later, Usher decides he wants another. Right about here I had a flash of inspiration. 10 minutes later during this time, my
fellow bartender, David, had returned to the bar to stand next to me.

Usher: (Whispering to Big Fucker)
Big Fucker: Bellini
ME: (Whispering to David)
David: Bellini

David makes the Bellini but I take it from his hand and pass it to Big Fucker.

ME: Bellini

Ha!! Usher's reaction was to let a small amount of air pass through his pursed lips as he saw what I had done. I wanted to say "here's 25 cents and put it in your arse, cos you just play'd yo self, sucker!"

But I didn't have too because I won, I beat Usher at his own game.

Apparently, Usher was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Usher on it. This is my favourite story ever.

-- Matt DC (runmd...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004. (link)

I was just thinking there aren't enough threads with essentially interchangeable titles in which the only posts are names of albums everyone's heard and smarminess.

-- deej.. (clublonel...), February 3rd, 2006 1:07 PM. (deej..) (later)

-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 8th, 2005 3:14 AM. (slutsky)

Some people might have to upgrade their brains before that function will work.

-- Paul Eater (list...), October 8th, 2005 3:16 AM. (eater)

so upsetting

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006. (link)

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the implication is sort of that they're going to pop right up your ass

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006. (link)

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i don't know why, it just is

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006. (link)

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), February 3rd, 2006 7:33 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

-- martin m. (mushrus...), February 3rd, 2006 12:36 PM. (mushrush) (later)

Both for the ILM-in-a-nutshell title and the contents of the first post.

I thought one of the Royal Trux albums was eponymous and the other one was untitled. But I can never remember which is which!
-- Douglas (ilxo...), February 4th, 2006. (Douglas) (later)

hahaha i have just realized I am the ONLY ONE on ILM at ALL!!! i could, why, i could do ANYTHING with no one to stop me!

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), February 4th, 2006 8:56 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

I used my new powers to write a punctuationless quip about a defunct email program

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), February 4th, 2006 9:01 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

-- jel -- (freeduni...), February 5th, 2006. (later)

uh, i kinda know this dude? he was posting on a messageboard i belong to.

-- maria tessa sciarrino (keepitonth...), February 5th, 2006. (later)

"YO I GOT MAD LOVE FOR THIS KID HE WAS MY HOMIE FOR A LONG TIME WE HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIME AND HE WAS NEVER A BAD KID SO ANYBODY THATS GOT ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT HIM HAS SOMTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE REST OF THE JUGGALOS AND WER WORLDWIDE SO SAY SOMETHING TO US BECAUSE WE WILL NEVER DIE. jAKE YOU WILL ALLWAYS BE REMEMBERED IN OUR HARTS AND SOULS!! MUCH MUTHA FUCKIN CLOWN LOVE KID!!!!!! SEE YOU IN SHANGRI-LA "

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4525273

-- James Mitchell (jxmitchel...), February 5th, 2006. (later)

that post was from maria

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), February 5th, 2006. (later)

Is this only a celebrity-based game? Cause otherwise my answer will probably always be "my dad." I mean, I dunno, if it's between my dad and Son of Sam or something, I might feel more comfortable with my dad, cause he loves me and everything. But still. Also is this restricted to our own sexual orientations? Cause if not I might have to say it's Goatse. Or Muhammad Ali. Except possibly you could get with Goatse without ever actually touching him. That'd be a paradox, I dunno if that counts. Even if it's just women, I dunno, I saw this woman with a fat baby on Maury Povich once where I'd probably rather get with my mom. I mean, if we had to, we could get through it. As a family, you know. Plus what if I was really grossed out by the fat-baby lady, and she could tell, and she got really violent about it? I mean, are there guards here? Do they know you're being forced, or do you actually have to pretend like you're into it? I mean, I'd probably pretend I was into it either way, just to be polite, but still. Also does there have to be kissing and stuff, or could you just be all like "a sex act is officially achieved here, we're done?" Oh and what about people with diseases, like horrible skin conditions or degenerative stuff? Or really super-old people?

It's probably just celebrities, though, isn't it.

-- nabisco (--...), February 5th, 2006 8:17 PM. (nabisco) (later)

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), Friday 12:44 PM. (later) (link)

-- Redd Harvest (louder...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

"Tell that to your new leader- Sting!" = my new all-purpose riposte. There's nothing it doesn't trump!

-- brianiast (lyriclas...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

I'm going to start using that as an all-purpose comeback.

xpost, fucker

-- Jordan (jordan...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

Tell that to your new leader -- Sting!

-- brianiac (lyriclas...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

dude thats beneath you

-- ,, (...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

oh wait i confused you with darnielle

-- ,, (...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 6th, 2006 11:35 AM.

when phelps kicks it i hope some bright chap organizes a gay rave to throw in his honor, twenty feet from his coffin.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), February 7th, 2006 7:38 PM. (gear) (later)

---

Why does she hide her breasts on her videos?

It's a Canadian shivering instinct. You know, because it's always so cold here.

-- NoTimeBeforeTime (mbvarkestra197...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

Hence why she has so much fur to keep her warm.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

custos that was dangerously close to an actual joke

-- mark p (mark.p****...), February 6th, 2006. (later)

Seeing your mom naked if you are a guy and your mom is Halle Berry----OOOOOH ME LIKEY LIKEY LIKEY wait you're my mom eeewwwwwww.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), November 4th, 2003. (Dan Perry) (link)

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-- claudio (inf...), February 7th, 2006 3:16 PM. (link)

-- phil-two (philtw...), February 7th, 2006. (phil-two) (later)

o no, god really does hate fags

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), February 7th, 2006. (papa la bas) (later)

-- Momus (nic...), February 7th, 2006. (later)

UNCUT: Paul Weller on the front cover. These days Uncut gets more boring, aimed at Mr Average Aged 40 trad rock tosser.

Notice the massive generation gap: people in their 20s/ 30s are Not being served by IPC Ignite.

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), February 7th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

why bother with anything when rateyourmusic.com exists

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 7th, 2006. (slutsky) (later)

-- senseiDancer (evi...), February 7th, 2006. (sexyDancer) (later)

COURTESY OF ROCK HARDY

-- terry lennox. (...), December 28th, 2005 1:22 PM.

-- Roy Kasten (rfkaste...), February 2nd, 2006. (later)

Yeah ok so its a shit flag, but come on we're hardly setting the world on fire anyway.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), October 16th, 2001 7:00 PM.

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), February 9th, 2006 1:02 PM. (trisk) (later)

---

Paul Stanley – People, Let Me Get Something Off My Chest

1. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT...Toronto!
2. This is For All the Little GIRLS Out There!
3. Got Any People Tonight That Are HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?
4. I Know If We Get This Place Any HOTTER Tonight...
5. New York, LET ME HEAR YOUUUUU!
6. This One’s Called ‘Lover I Don’t Care!’
7. We’ve Only Played This One But Once On This Whole Tour!
8. I Don’t Think We’ve Played This One On the Tour!
9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?
10. We Haven’t Played This One in a Long Time
11. This One’s Called “War Machine”...“War Machine!”
12. You Gotta Help If You Know the Words...If You Don’t...Why?
13. PITTSBURGH...Can You Hear ME-uh!
14. How Many People Here Like the Taste of ALCOHOL?
15. You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!
16. COOL!
17. ALL RIGHT!
18. YEAH!
19. There Is One City In America That Took Us In – Opened Up Your Arms and Opened Up Your Legs To Us!
20. Man, That’s One of Those That Sounds Really Good
21. ‘Cowboy Feeder Now’ Comes Off An Album
22. Here’s a Little Something...
23. I Can’t Hear YOU!
24. I Don’t Think We Played This One on the Tour!
25. Louder! WANT SOME MORE?
26. Talkin’ About My Six-Shooter of Sex...Talkin’ About My UZI of OOZE
27. I Wanna Dedicate This Number To All the GIRLS And All the WOMEN Here Tonight
28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!
29. THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!
30. Is This...Or Is This Not...The Rock and Roll Capitol of VIRGINIA?
31. We Got Meters!...LOUDER!...LOUDER!
32. You Know What’s So Cool, Richmond! WE! ARE JUST! GETTING! STAAAARTED!
33. There Was a Band Here That KNEW We’d Be Nothing Without YOU!
34. I Wanna Dedicate This Song To ALL the Beautiful Girls in Sweden!
35. I...LOVE...glog.
36. I Don’t Know How to Say Many Things In Swedish
37. Can I Ask You a Little Question...DO YOU LOVE US?
38. SAN ANTOOOOOOOnio
39. My Goodness! Oh My GOOODness! We’re Gonna Have to Call Out the DOCTOR!
40. I Know This Isn’t the DAIRY State...But You Grow ‘Em BIG Here
41. It Only Feels Good RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
42. It’s Coming REAL Fast!
43. You Don’t BULLSHIT And You Want the REEEAL Deal
44. Last Night We Played Los Angeles...Hey I Don’t BLAME You People
45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland
46. Y’All Had a Good Weekend PEOPLE...You Ain’t Getting TIRED Are You PEOPLE?
47. Here’s Another One We Haven’t Played In a Long Time
48. Let’s Go Back A-Ways
49. Here’s One Ya Oughta Know!
50. This Came Off The Album That Came Out in 1998…It’s Called…PSYYYYYYYCHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUS!
51. We Didn’t Have a Record Deal Yet...We Were Writing These Songs
52. Back When We Did ‘Destroyer,’ We Didn’t Know How Many Of Those Songs Would End Up in the Kiss Show Every Year
53. We Got People Here Tonight From New York...We Got People From Italy, France, BraZIIIIIIIIIIIL!
54. Some People Might Have a Little ROCK AND ROLL PNUEMONIAAAAAA!
55. We Created Another Page in KISSTORY Tonight
56. Some People Said We Were A Little Crazy To Attempt This
57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?
58. I Don’t Have Anything Green On!
59. Are Those For Me or For the Keyboard Player?
60. I Know You Want to Hear Some VINTAGE Stuff!
61. This ALSO Comes Off My Solo Record!
62. Sometimes The Lyrics Don’t Count So Much, It’s the FRONT Of the Song That Really Makes It!
63. AH AH AH AAAAAAAH!
64. I’m Not Ace Frehley, And I Didn’t Write That One, But I DID WRITE THIS ONE!
65. Someone Once Said To Me, “What’s the Biggest Part Of My Body?”
66. Sometimes People Say “How Come You Tell The Same Story Year After Year,” Sometimes Life Just Doesn’t Change.
67. There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
68. Young People, Up in the Air, Let’s Take a GOOD LOOK AT YA!
69. You Can Win an Election, You Can Lose an Election, It’s Up To You!
70. Communication Breakdown (in more ways than one)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 8th, 2006 10:23 AM. (Ned) (later)

i'll see you and raise you kyri@k0s s@r@nt@k0s
-- gabbneb, January 26th, 2005 3:01 PM.

Why do so many Greeks have at-signs and zeroes in their names?
-- jaymc, January 26th, 2005 3:07 PM.

Anyway, more excel follows after the next one...

-- koogs (il...), February 9th, 2006 2:20 PM. (koogs) (later) (link)

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), October 16th, 2001 7:00 PM.

ok this is really getting to me

BE EXCELLENT TO EACHOTHER

-- shadeball (chaki.tim...), February 9th, 2006. (chaki) (later)

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), February 8th, 2006. (Tommy) (later)

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No it didn't.
-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (mark grout) (later) (link)

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It just meant that instead of being called something like INVASION FROM MARS, alien stories are called INVASION FROM OUTSIDE THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
-- James Ward (jamesmichaelwar...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (jamesmichaelward) (later) (link)

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It's a cosmetic change, but it's still a change. Dammit.
-- chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (joe.goode...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (chap) (later) (link)

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Also, extra-solar system aliens don't have the metaphoric weight of Martians, who are RIGHT! NEXT! DOOR!
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (Huk-L) (later) (link)

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Or the symbolic weight, seeing as mars is the god of war *creaking noises of a point being stretched*
-- chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (joe.goode...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (chap) (later) (link)

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And don't forget that it's the RED Planet!
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (Huk-L) (later) (link)

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And it shares its name with a yummy chocolate bar!
-- James Ward (jamesmichaelwar...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (jamesmichaelward) (later) (link)

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And its former Warlord, went on to father the 39th President of the USA.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), February 9th, 2006. (Huk-L) (later) (link)

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-- elmo, patron saint of nausea (elmo.oxyge...), February 9th, 2006.

lost

-- RJG (RJ...), February 9th, 2006.

downloading ep 13

-- RJG (RJ...), February 9th, 2006.

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006 5:20 AM. (estela) (later) (link)

"... and that's it for me, I'll Dr. C you all later..."

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006 2:11 PM. (Dada) (later) (link)

I'm sorry, I am crying with laughter!

"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."

-- tom west (u3i0...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (link)

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are there seriously things called dragonballs in it? seriously? dragonballs?

-- tom west (u3i0...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (link)

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seriously?

-- tom west (u3i0...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (link)

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'dragonballs'?

-- tom west (u3i0...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (link)

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seriously?

-- tom west (u3i0...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (link)

*entire stadium covered in blood*

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), February 10th, 2006. (Ned)

Im doing a cold water extraction(extracting the codeine from the tabs) of some panadeine forte tablets(Codeine 30mg/Paracetamol 500mg) and at the cooling stage i put it in the freezer to bring the temp right down but i forgot about it and let it totally freeze. My question is will have the codeine survived the freeze and still me ingestable or should i start over?

-- ima dude asking a question (jonrocat200...), February 10th, 2006.

Answers

shoot heroin into your eyeballs

-- senseiDancer (evi...), February 10th, 2006.

XZIBIT I LUV U PIMP MY CODEINE

-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...), February 10th, 2006.

Think Our Man In Havana meets Big Momma's House meets White Girls meets Undercover Brother meets Mrs. Doubtfire meets Farenheit 911.

Undercover Grandmother
[Shot of Martin Lawrence struggling out of a fat grandmother suit, half falling over and tripping as he reaches after Carter, against the backdrop of an american flag.]
We all sacrifice for freedom.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), February 12th, 2006. (later)

where is Lord Custos?

-- ,, (...), February 12th, 2006. (tracklink) (later)

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...), February 12th, 2006 2:14 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

"well *i* can't see it!"

-- mark s (mar...), February 12th, 2006 2:16 PM. (mark s) (later) (link)

I also love their song My Humps

-- Vicki Johnson (vicki-lo...), November 22nd, 2005 5:41 PM.

i love Tom Jones and Abba and all the old music

!!!

-- yuengling participle (pton_mwaa...), November 22nd, 2005 6:19 PM. (rotten03)

!!! aren't old music.

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), November 22nd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Joseph McCombs)

http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpghttp://66.154.18.167/images/items/cds/huge/115001/CD_115639_196_196_.jpg

I was never a person called Marissa Marchant or Estaban Buttez

-- there is no reason to be here (violet_rose...) (webmail), Friday 6:11 PM. (later) (link)

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 12:55 PM. (Hurting) (later) (link)

the beings from his world learned the human concept of "smiling" from the billy idol video they included on voyager

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 12:57 PM. (mark s) (later) (link)

yeah, right, cia directors shoot people. that makes a lot of sense, as they're the most public face of the company, sure.

c'mon, sub-david brooksian at best. stop watching "24."

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 13th, 2006. (later)

Stence, that was an English pulling your chain.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), February 13th, 2006. (later)

doesn't matter, it's still fuckin' dumb.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 13th, 2006. (later)

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS DUMB STENCE!

-- mark s (mar...), February 13th, 2006. (later)

(since i can't find the 'best jbr screen name' thread)

-- Henry A Blacktune (hankblac...), November 18th, 2004 12:52 PM.

-- Lingbertt (ag...) (webmail), February 13th, 2006. (link)

There was this old russian (I guess?) man who used to hobble around my hometown's city centre. Dunno if he was homeless, but he always carried a cane covered in a plastic chain linked with plastic daisies, and um, babies dummies (pacifiers). He wore a big fluffy russian hat and coat all the time.

He'd been a fixture in town my whole childhood/teen life, then one day he just wasn't there anymore :(

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 14th, 2006 5:45 AM. (trayce)

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I started reading that as a limerick and got annoyed when it didn't rhyme :-/

There was this old Russian, I guess
Don't know if he was home-less
He carried a cane
covered with a chain
His big fluffy hat was a mess

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), February 14th, 2006 5:51 AM. (GerryNemo)

Is this plane literally flying around the building?

-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), February 15th, 2006 1:28 AM. (DJ Mencap) (later)

No, it's metaphorically flying around the building.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), February 15th, 2006 1:42 AM. (mark grout) (later)

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 5:18 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

I think I can live without Magic Funtime Spanking Frenzy VI.

-- Dan (Speaking For Myself) Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 5:22 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

Well, I didn't just mean for the imports, I mean for the stuff that is regionalized but still really fucking japanesese. I think that the PS2 was the box from the last gen that had the most overtly japanese games.

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 5:26 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

I'm also all set with Twee Bullshit Kawaii! XXXVII: Ultimate Furry Complex.

-- Dan (Fuck A Next-Gen) Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), February 13th, 2006 5:29 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

Anyone going this year?

-- Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (pfunkbo...), Today 5:17 AM. (Kerr) (later) (link)

The Luftwaffe, hopefully.

-- NickB (nic...), Today 5:28 AM. (NickB)

-- novamax (john.loma...), February 15th, 2006.

I think that has more to do with the popularity of our military and the YMCA.

-- what does this confusing fream mean? (stee...), February 15th, 2006.

-- bendy (bend...), January 18th, 2006 12:26 AM.

The Fall aren't designed to listen to 15-year-olds?

-- Guitar Phase (steeeev...), January 18th, 2006 12:53 AM.

"Designed to ignore the fifteen-year-old-ah!"

-- bendy (bend...), January 18th, 2006 1:10 AM.

golda meir

http://www.historycentral.com/Bio/people/images/meir.gif

-- kanye twitty (theundergroundhom...), February 14th, 2006. (later) (link)

Answers

hannah arendt vs the banality of TWEE-vil
http://www.javaribook.com/fbemg-chapters/Arendt.jpg

-- J.D. (aubade8...), February 14th, 2006. (later) (link)

http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neap4/nice%20ass.jpg
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), February 14th, 2006. (later) (link)

-- The Man Without Shadow (miltonpinsk...), February 15th, 2006 10:05 AM.

you do seem like a white van man, actually

-- RJG (RJ...), February 15th, 2006 10:10 AM.

oi oi

-- The Man Without Shadow (miltonpinsk...), February 15th, 2006 10:18 AM.

Also available in white.

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), February 15th, 2006 10:19 AM.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 15th, 2006. (GeirHong) (later)

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Is the ban on smoking tobacco? Can we light cigarettes and just hold them?
-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), February 15th, 2006.

-- TOMBOT (the.phon...), February 15th, 2006. (later)

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), August 18th, 2005 2:32 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

I hope the dialogue actually is, "You'll be somebody's wife in a week, meaning you'll be in prison being raped by men."

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...)

Your Moves!

Easily Coldplay.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 15th, 2006. (later)

how's the weather over in the Dark Side

-- blunt (blunt120...), February 15th, 2006. (later)

xpost

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), February 16th, 2006 11:48 PM. (bulbs) (later)

That sounds not unlike a video I saw doing a St. John's First Aid course.

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), February 16th, 2006 11:49 PM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (later)

-- Nemo (jdevereux...),

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), February 16th, 2006. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (later)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), February 17th, 2006.

YEAH I KNOW HE CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA

-- teeny (teen...), February 17th, 2006.

-- Pete (pb1...), February 16th, 2006.

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YEAH I KNOW HE CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA
-- teeny (teen...) (webmail), February 16th, 2006. (teeny) (later) (link)

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yeah, likely story.
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), February 16th, 2006. (ken c) (later) (link)

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haha!
-- sgs (sarahsonni...) (webmail), February 16th, 2006. (sgs) (later) (link)

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Prove it, put him back.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), February 16th, 2006. (StanM) (later) (link)

Thank god for The Times, the only people with the guts to include involuntary servitude among their ideals!

-- Aimless (aimless..), February 17th, 2006 11:58 AM. (.)

It's like the Galapagos Islands of costume.

-- Nemo (jdev...@yahoo.com), February 17th, 2006. (later)

-- Tep (icaneatglas...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 4:20 PM. (ktepi) (later) (link)

[mainly for the phrase "unfuck him down", which i shall sample and loop over a killing Baltimore Club track]

your snog dreams realized!

-- cmdr riker (no...), February 17th, 2006.

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 4:31 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

Isn't that a friend of yours?

-- Codename: Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 4:31 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

i wish he was my friend so i could honestly tell him what a fucking cunt he looks like

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 4:32 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

You're a special little guy.

-- Codename: Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 4:32 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:32 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

Can someone else post something they did so I don't look like such a jerk?

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:34 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

guys?

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:34 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

hello?

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:34 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

please

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:34 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

ok

-- Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (adamr...) (webmail), February 17th, 2006 11:35 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

-- Frogm@n Henry (vl@hm.com), February 18th, 2006.

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), February 19th, 2006 5:34 PM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (later)

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), February 13th, 2006 6:15 AM. (electricsound) (link)

great. now i hate myself.

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), February 13th, 2006 6:15 AM. (electricsound)

-- slocki chez antexit (...), February 19th, 2006. (antexit) (later)

Well, the drive does spontaneously generate porn movies in hi-res Quicktime format, so that is a plus.

-- Tantrum The Cat (...), February 19th, 2006. (Tantrum The Cat) (later)

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), October 6th, 2003.

-- Wogans (ghostofLam...), February 20th, 2006. (later)

-- PJ Miller (pjmiller6...), February 20th, 2006 2:13 PM. (PJ Miller 68) (later) (link)

was it said in a Darth Vader voice?

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), February 20th, 2006 2:16 PM. (blueski) (later) (link)

Remarkable geographical knowledge under duress (unless Hong Kong is the new name of the East Stand).
-- Onimo

-- pepektheassassin (tr3joyc...), February 20th, 2006 4:17 PM.

Answers

the arab republic eh?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), February 20th, 2006 4:20 PM.

yeah, and apparently the arab republic has enlisted the aid of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Arafat's propped up corpse. Sounds like trouble.

-- matlewis (matlewi...), February 20th, 2006 4:26 PM.

O that wacky BushCo

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 20th, 2006 4:28 PM.

he hasn't really been jailed
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Yesterday 6:55 PM. (later) (link)

(subtle!)

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), January 20th, 2004 1:43 AM. (Gear!) (link)

Wait I'm wrong

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), January 20th, 2004 1:44 AM. (Gear!) (link)

I was confused by this: 13 minutes of music at $11 /= $1.20

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), January 20th, 2004 1:45 AM. (Gear!) (link)

I'm beginning to see why I didn't major in the more math-based sciences.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), January 20th, 2004 1:48 AM. (Gear!) (link)

-- ,, (...) (webmail), February 21st, 2006 5:25 PM. (later) (link)

so in conclusion, you get what you give

-- ,, (...) (webmail), February 21st, 2006 5:25 PM. (later) (link)

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), February 20th, 2006 7:17 PM. (popshots75`) (later) (link)

IMHO

-- David R. (quoteidio...) (webmail), February 20th, 2006 7:18 PM. (popshots75`) (later) (link)

-- Dan (No More Political Threads For Me, Then) Perry (djperry@gmom),

100. "Someday We'll Be Together," the last single released by "Diana Ross and the Supremes," was actually sung by Diana Ross and studio backing singers.

99. All the events in the song "Ironic" are actually not that ironic. Which is ironic.

-- musically (emxbe...), February 21st, 2006. (later)

Answers

[i]99. All the events in the song "Ironic" are actually not that ironic. Which is ironic[/i]

maybe that was the point

-- Tom White (lunaticgras...), February 21st, 2006. (later)

what is this, "Reality Bites"?

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), February 21st, 2006. (later)

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), February 21st, 2006. (allyzay) (later) (link) (admin)

two weeks later and this one still reduces me to helpless giggling

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 11:38 AM. (s_clover) (later) (link)

worse prince song ever

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 11:39 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

Bloody Sunday Bloody is gripping!

-- Jimmy the Saint (00...), February 2nd, 2004.

Answers

i want to hear the singing

-- lewis watson (L.W0...), February 22nd, 2006. (later)

What is this, 2004?

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), February 22nd, 2006. (later)

Oh wait! It was 2004!

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), February 22nd, 2006. (later)

-- jocelyn (nalra...), February 22nd, 2006.

What was the circumstance in which he was even asking her to begin with?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 22nd, 2006.

He saw her in a store in LA and thought she was mighty purdy.

-- jocelyn (nalra...), February 22nd, 2006.

For some reason the very idea of Fred Savage is inducing the roffles.

-- My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (nicole.kessle...), February 22nd, 2006.

I hope when she turned him down a disembodied voice started talking about all the lessons he learned that day.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 22nd, 2006.

The end.

-- Melissa W (MelCarame...), February 22nd, 2006. (later)

-- ,,,,,,,,,,,, (,,,,,...), February 23rd, 2006 3:43 AM. (later)

Dude, that is really not cool at all.

-- nabisco (--...), February 23rd, 2006 3:45 AM. (nabisco) (later)

(Also you misspelled "Momus.")

-- nabisco (--...), February 23rd, 2006 3:45 AM. (nabisco) (later)

-- ratty (ra...), February 23rd, 2006 2:52 PM. (later)

Perhaps he can only travel downwards - I'm on the sixth floor.

-- ratty (ra...), February 23rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (later)

-- kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (jdsalmo...), February 23rd, 2006. (kingfish 2.0) (later)

youll repost a hell of an article on that day

-- ,,,,,,,,,,,, (,,,,,,,,,...), February 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (dr_...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 8:54 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

GEE JON WE DID NOT CATCH THAT THE FIRST EIGHT TIMES!!!!!!

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 8:58 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

how do I shot pancake woman

-- destroye's noobies (birthday.part...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 9:14 PM. (haitch) (later) (link)

In the eye, son. Or the mouth.

-- Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (fuckyouandyouremai...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 10:14 PM. (The Famous Jimmy Mod) (later) (link)

did you also know jon's ips at work resolve to their REAL NAMES?!?!!?

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2006 11:58 PM. (chaki) (later) (link)

yes, i read boingboing too

-- terry lennox. (...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2006 6:33 AM. (gareth) (later) (link)

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Or maybe Dusty was bent down to see if he was in fact woody.
-- NickB (nic...), February 24th, 2006 11:32 AM. (later)

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Oh, WTF am I on about?
-- NickB (nic...), February 24th, 2006 11:32 AM. (later)

If ILX was the invention of someone in a Borges short story...
ilXor.com > ILE | Guitar | IDME | ILM | Freud | ModReq | Mods

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... then what would this thread contain?
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If ILX was the invention of someone in a Borges short story...

-- inert false cat (enemy.airshi...), February 24th, 2006 2:06 PM. (sleep) (tracklink) (later)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), Today 6:10 PM. (Mark C) (later)
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you made me late to bible camp that day, markelby. we all thought it was the devil's work.

-- stet (vmdnb900...), Today 6:21 PM. (stet) (later)

i have never heard any music ever.

-- the bitchy guy in the pince-nez from the old films (theundergroundhom...), February 24th, 2006. (Jody Beth Rosen)

-- grady (goforgrad...), February 24th, 2006. (grady) (later)

Ow.

-- Dan (Sharp Edges) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), February 24th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

---

Sasha Cohen is the people's champ. She doesn't have a snotty or standoffish face/vibe either, she's just concentrating so hard to be PERFECT, and be honest, if you, whether bitch or nigga, were her, you'd know you'd have to be perfect too. She's too high tech for her own good but nobody else looks like a perfectly designed pocket knife out there, the opposition is toenail cutter material. Imagine how fast and efficient she is in the shower too...like Q in the intro to Juice.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), February 24th, 2006. (later)

Standing in the middle of an ice rink with your favorite song playing while Sasha arced across in her trademark leg-up position to slice your head smooooth off would be the most elegant way to die ever. People on death row who have had good behavior should be given this option, for humanity's sake. Can we put a little grace back into this world?

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), February 24th, 2006. (later)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 25th, 2006 8:05 PM. (Ned) (later)

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), February 26th, 2006 11:31 PM. (orion) (later)

she's actually really skinny

-- cutty (holle...), February 27th, 2006 12:18 AM. (mcutt) (later)

skinny girl in a kate bush t-shirt is still in a kate bush t-shirt :(

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), February 27th, 2006 12:22 AM. (orion) (later)

Ones that make you incapacitated with sadness? In reference to The one that got away - I need sad songs. Go mental. Or, more aptly, go morose.

-- vwocihsoui (cerhiocywo...), February 27th, 2006. (tracklink) (later)

"Lick My Love-Pump"

-- Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle_vagu...), February 27th, 2006. (later)

-- john clarkson (jcclarkso...), February 27th, 2006

your awesometer is broken

-- cutty (holle...), February 27th, 2006

-- My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent, February 27th, 2006 12:24 PM.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 28th, 2006 2:08 AM. (Ned) (later) (admin) (userip)

show us your nuts ned.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), February 28th, 2006 2:12 AM. (ken c) (later) (admin) (userip)

That would be rude.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 28th, 2006 2:18 AM. (Ned) (later) (admin) (userip)

pre or post frenzy of dikplay?

-- Matt (Mat...), February 28th, 2006 2:21 AM. (Matt) (later) (admin) (userip)

-- joseph cotten (josephcotte...), February 24th, 2006 7:49 PM.

-- ,,,,,,,,,,, (,,,,,,,...), Today 10:05 AM. (later)

yeah, seriously, what's up with expresso?

-- AaronK (fuzz_...), Today 10:08 AM. (AaronK) (later)

-- N. (nickdastoo...) (webmail), June 11th, 2003 5:40 PM. (nickdastoor) (link)