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I read through some of the DMB thread and I quite honestly almost cried. Which threads do some of you consider to be the most hilarious/outrageous/popular/notorius on ilm?

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Saturday, 10 December 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

The Martha Stewart/Courtney Love thread made me laugh uproariously.

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Saturday, 10 December 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Anything posted by The Artist Formerly Known As Marissa Marchant is utterly hilarious,as long as you're not overly bothered about laughing at the afflicted.

― fr, Saturday, 10 December 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

damo suzuki's wang

― SONNY, Saturday, 10 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

where i can download kazza lite????

― O RLY? (eman), Saturday, 10 December 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

my personal favorite was the make a major corporation change an album cover that shot off of the nike stealing minor threat's album cover.

― jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Saturday, 10 December 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

cant find DMB thread on search. linkee plee please?

― ¯\(º_o)/¯ (mookie wilson), Saturday, 10 December 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Damo Suzuki's Wang! ROFFLES

― Vinegar and Artichoke Hearts (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 December 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

I loved the Cause and Effect Cover Connections.

Also the one where people MSPaint album covers.

― *Jazz Douchebag* Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 10 December 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Anyone get the new wire with lightning bolt on the cover

― tracklink, Saturday, 10 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Why do people who hate music write about music?

― deej.. (deej..), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

the DMB thread is on the New Answers page, -°*0^¨_/ .

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I have to agree with deej's choice there. One of his best contributions. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

The one about "Down in a Tube Station at Midnight"

― John Fredland (jfredland), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it's the "Down In The Tube Station At Midnight" thread, which is probably the high point of the internet to date.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

This Be The Thread Where We Submit Gag Titles For Theads That Wouldn't Justify Actual Threads
Eric Clapton, Inventor of Reggae
POX: Annoying things done/said/released/etc. by Bono and/or the entirety of U2
Find an adjective that no-one's used before on ILM
Was Marvin Gaye?

And the classic The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

Funny is relative, but all those threads are damn good.

― musically (musically), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

The Eric Clapton thread was a parody thread -- I think the original was something along the lines of Bosstones invented ska, and was much funnier.

― *Jazz Douchebag* Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Bruce Springsteen: Writer

This one contains my favorite ILM post ever.

― *Jazz Douchebag* Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Bosstones, Inventors of Ska

The Clapton thread was pretty funny anyway, though.

― musically (musically), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and the actual URL of that trivia link.

― musically (musically), Sunday, 11 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Do a search for "Best Thread Ever"

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Sunday, 11 December 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

All the idiots/children who couldn't spell "Kanye West" congregated in this baffling thread: kayne west - get well soon

― JoB (JoB), Sunday, 11 December 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

The thread about "My Brother's a Raper" is officially the funniest thing ever.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh, here it is

This still makes me sick with laughter.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

I've been into raping ever sicne I first heard "Raper's Delight", it was so joyous sounding
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), April 23rd, 2004.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

the kayne west one is awesome

― O RLY? (eman), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

Not to spoil the fun, but many (most?) of the posts on the Kanye thread were actually from logged-out ILXors.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 11 December 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

― Falling down the stairs again (noodle vague), Sunday, 11 December 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Was that what Watson said to Holmes during one of their "investigations"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 11 December 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

no he be sayin "no shizznit, sherlock"

of course mah niggaz i used to be sayin "no shizznit, rundgren"

― gangsta andy partridge, Sunday, 11 December 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

This is the funniest thread ever (no point in reading past the first post, though!).

It just makes you shake your head, thinking "WHY the HELL does this guy think he is actually talking to Britney Spears???"

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 11 December 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Not for the thread itself, but for the initial post:

Press release of the year

― sleeve (sleeve), Sunday, 11 December 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

this one cracks me up:

That gooey, sticky translucent stuff that fuses bonus CD's to issues of magazines like MOJO, UNCUT and BLENDER

if the thread ended after jaymc's post it would be perfect.
i do kind of like the way it devolves into a better housekeeping tips for music obsessives though....

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Monday, 12 December 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

Had me giggling like an idiot for days.

― mike a, Monday, 12 December 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

"oh em gee dubya tee eff el oh el/
bitch ass got owned after some shit went down on aol/"

hahahahaha

― O RLY? (eman), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

ha! i just read that -you def. picked the winner there. although the horrendously unfunny song parodies on that thread are probably just as good in their own way.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

the 'kayne west' thread has one post in particular that gets me snickering every time:

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― O RLY? (eman), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

ok the visual i'm getting on this person is quite sweet.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

BOW DOWN ALL OTHER FUNNY THREADS:

ATTENTION RAPPERS ET AL

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

Recommend me music that sounds like Low and Leonard Cohen.

― Sym Sym (sym), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

... was rulin' until the image the whole thread was based on went brokie.

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

That Barebaked Ladies thread was pretty hilarious.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Creepy christian music reviews

Peaks at the fake Anal Cunt review, obviously.

ILM as a whole, I mean.

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

god i never saw those last two posts on the wm. shabazz thread. delete ilm.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"Coldplay vs. yoplait" occupies a special place in my heart. Twas the day I discovered ILM.

― Thea (Thea), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

There are some choice moments here....

Now that rock stars are old enough to be dropping like flies...

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

drug-addled artists you'd like to see in a roundtable discussion
In every Lemmy lyric, a PhD: Essay and thesis topics in honour of Motorhead

And not music related, but probably my favorite thread ever:

Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

― darin (darin), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

The Photoshop one is classic

Also, basically everything that comes out of Alex in NY mouth is hilarious

― cheeck (joeschmoe), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

oh man...small foot condition.

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Kim Gordon thinks Cobain was murdered actually made me guffaw.

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Wow, some of these threads are amazing

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Lenny Kravitz asks you to read between the lines

― Klaus Darko (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

... was rulin' until the image the whole thread was based on went brokie.

I dug the image up again, so the thread can continue...

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

any more?

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Friday, 30 December 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

The Rush C/D haiku thread!

― Mestema (davidcorp), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I enjoyed winding people up on these threads:

Thom Yorke and Mike Skinner to collaborate on charity record?
Paul McCartney found gorging himself on steak tartare

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

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