Threads You Just Can't Bring Yourself To Open

I avoided opening the Big Brother thread for six days and unsurprisingly have got into a big, enjoyable, work-annihilating argument already.

(You can put it all back later. After say a week or so)

Thread I never should have opened:
Big Brother (UK 2005) - Who are these painful showoffs? : thread 1

Also,
"Hey! Network Admininstrator Motherfucking Prick! This is the NSFW thread where I fuck your cunt and then taunt you some more. - (a thread about badminton)"

So far, the thread's been a good discussion, besides myself and others being assholes, which is to be expected. Some genuine music criticism has been offered (and I'm not talking about me, my criticism is totally disingenuous!)

Xpost!

Because this is the first year that I won't see any BB at all hurrah, and I'm worried the thread will make me start compulsively watching the damn thing after all via the internet. Or at least make me *feel* like I've watched it.

Considering that Tuomas has rarely been seen without a regiment of Scandanavian amazon beauties, I think it's kinda rich, his telling us to 'loosen our beauty standards and all. ;)

http://www.uky.edu/Projects/Chemcomics/assets/images/argh.GIF

Hmm, I need some tea.

(x-post)

well, you have a match now!

I always open the "Which ILXor..." threads out of morbid curiosity about how long it will be before it all kicks off between the meta lovers and haters.

The "sex with someone you're not attracted to" thread is ilx derailment at its best - from "hairy nips, urgh!" through "the tyranny of fashion" to "BAN BASKETBALL NOW" with some classic posts in between.

BUTTOCKSSSSSSSSSS
2005 reality TV summer
A thread for people who have a copy of the ILX Comp II and want to talk about it
Have any of you seen Napoleon Dynamite?
This is The Thread for the Star Wars III Leak
Big Brother (UK 2005) - Who are these painful showoffs? : thread 1
This is the Thread Where I Say Pt 31: This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S

and any of those threads that are basically Hey, ILX! I'm jacking off right now. What kind of chanti should I pour onto it?

*Sob* *envy beam* etc.

Threads I wish I hadn't opened: Is Ringo Starr the luckiest man evah? (trust me)

but only to see if the usual suspects were posting on it and one of them had created it. Indeed they were.

Haha now I'm hooked and I spend half my time trying not to open it and read spoilers while I'm downloading it.

Anyway, cat threads can fuck right off.
Dare I Steal A Cat?
So.. what's your cat doing?

i hope marie's next lesson is 'how to resize'.

OTM!

and pres. address thread if just for dan's post towards the bottom.

Mercury Music Prize 2008 tittle-tattle aggregator - I don't even know what this means.
Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight - Haven't seen it yet.
People who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever - Love ya, Dom, but way too British.
theo parrish s/d - Who?
MUMICATION IS A YEARNING BY WHICH I MEANS PERRYPOPS IS THE NEW CHILD SCARRING TEATS THAT MAY CONTAIN BACONATED DIGESTIVE AIDS BROADCASTING LIVE FROM THE VATERLAND WHJH - Can't bring myself to open any of these all-capped 750-lettered titled threads.
your favorite films of the decade (so far) redux - I've seen maybe six movies this decade in the theater.
Lion, Scarecrow, Tin-Man: A very ILX Summer with the ILX Gays. - Been meaning to stop by, but I haven't.
Chicago: How can I be removed and go home? I really need to. - BLAHBLAHBLAH XIV
David Fincher -- c/d? - He's done something else besides Fight Club?
ARTHUR - the magazine - Never heard of it.

Mercury Music Prize 2008 tittle-tattle aggregator - Fuck You, Britishes
People who get a university degree and then go on to spend the rest of their lives working as office temps or video store employees or whatever - Fuck You, Britishes
your favorite films of the decade (so far) redux - Fuck You, Britishes
ARTHUR - the magazine - Fuck You, Britishes
Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight - Fuck You, Batishes
theo parrish s/d - Fuck You, Britishes
MUMICATION IS A YEARNING BY WHICH I MEANS PERRYPOPS IS THE NEW CHILD SCARRING TEATS THAT MAY CONTAIN BACONATED DIGESTIVE AIDS BROADCASTING LIVE FROM THE VATERLAND WHJH - Fuck You, Wannabe Britishes
Lion, Scarecrow, Tin-Man: A very ILX Summer with the ILX Gays. - Fuck You, Britishes
Chicago: How can I be removed and go home? I really need to. - Fuck You, Britishes
David Fincher -- c/d? - Fuck You, Nudey Mud Wrestling Dude

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen? Why couldn't this have been on some comics board where I could ignore it?
Lion, Scarecrow, Tin-Man: A very ILX Summer with the ILX Gays. Sorry gays, but chat threads suck.
anticiapte "There Will Be Blood" by paul thomas anderson Let's anticipate STFU and just watching the fuckin' movie.
the thread where we anticipate X-FILES 2! Let's anticipate STFU and just not watching the fuckin' movie.
Pills, Thrills and Cabernet: It's le Tour de France 2008 F- title for C- sport.
Doctor Who SPOILERS, Rumours and Speculation Thread (Contains REAL ACTUAL Ep13 Spoilers) Dorky TV is illegal in my state.
My Friends, Your 2008 United States Presidential (General) Election Thread There aren't enough atoms in the universe to provide the writing material on which to explain why I'm not touching any political clusterthread started by gabbnob.
Joey Barton accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner: 2008 football off-season thread Actually, kind of surprised that people actually say English words about this stuff instead of just having riots about it. Not surprised enough to try to find out by reading the thread, however.
wtf does "judeo-christian" mean? Come on, ethan. Any ILXor could spot that troll a mile away.
Baby names How 'bouts a never having a baby names thread?
Chicago: How can I be removed and go home? I really need to. Cf. gays thread.
People who earn loads of money but still live with their parents Shouldn't this have been a Dom thread?
Project Runway Season 5 : ... Kind of annoyed that this show gets play @ my home, so not wishing further punishment on my head by reading about it.
UK Watercooler Thirty-Three (and a third) : Revolutions Per Minute This is like the godfather of all do-not-open threads.

Actually, kind of surprised that people actually say English words about this stuff instead of just having riots about it. Not surprised enough to try to find out by reading the thread, however.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Transfer Speculation Thread

For a long time I thought these threads were about people speculating about their possible work transferrals ("I have to move to Chicago!"), and then a couple of days ago I finally clicked on one and found out it was about FOOTBALL! Well, that didn't make it any more interesting to me.
****

This has made my day.

Pills, Thrills and Cabernet: It's le Tour de France 2008 F- title for C- sport.

F- is not a mark. Must try harder.

(F)

It is in America!

theo parrish s/d - Who?

Having not gone into this thread in the last two weeks, consider yourself to be a very lucky person.

best noodle post ever

fuck all

It is in America!

Go back to *university*, yank.

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Ain't that the truth

absolutely, there he goes again being otm in this thread.

*farts*

*inhales*

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guys

guys stop. whatever you're doing, stop

My stance on stupid threads is that people should be contributing more to ones they like to keep bad threads down, but I also don’t blame anyone for seeing bad threads and thinking “fuck this”.

forget it gyac, it's cheesertown

it’s called shitposting for a reason

make me a mod, i will bring back righteous comedy modding

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

So you've now taken to two threads to whine about one thread. Cool

Whatever. I'm done with this board. My friends know where to find me.

I don't think all those songs are actually about farting ... but ... hey, have fun there ... not gonna open it.

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what's the over/under on ctrl-f + 'vagina'

i reckon a generously low 4

it will always be that innocent smoothies thread for me. just seeing the title makes me shiver for some reason. its possible i did take the leap once? but if so i blocked it from my memory. i just know that its not about milk shakes.

rolling "Trump is gonna win" thread

it will always be that innocent smoothies thread for me. just seeing the title makes me shiver for some reason. its possible i did take the leap once? but if so i blocked it from my memory. i just know that its not about milk shakes.

the promo language of that title has scared me off for years! it sounded like some dark web thing i didn't want to know about.

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