this is the thread where you link to your first ilx post.

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...and show the noobs how green you once were.

i made the mistake of starting an ill-advised thread for mine! i got flamed by ally and eye-rolled by jess. plus, i inadvertently invented a word!

all in all, it was a miserable failure made all the more hilarious with the benefit of hindsight...

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i made an ill-advised attempt at a definitive definition of "rockism"!! 357 yrs later no one is any the wiser!!!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, that's Vivian Westwood. I don't want to be her!

Miss Laura, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"They should continue. Lynard Skynard did. Iron Maiden did. The Beach Boys did. REM did. Duran Duran did. Poison did. Man or Astroman? did. Low did. Dinosaur Jr did. Hell, even Guns 'n' Roses are still meant to be going. Some of these bands made good albums after key peeps quit, or got kicked out!

-- james e l (freedunit@hotmail.com), February 11, 2001."

It was a thread about bands continuing after key members left, I can't find the original thread on ILM search or google.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

and it is also very embarassing.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I told a story about The Avalanches.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(jel if you couldn't find the thread how did you remember the wording of the post? do you keep an archived copy of every one?)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

You think I'm obnoxious and laughable NOW? Check this out:

DMX? Sisqo? THE BACKSTREET BOYS?
Jesus H. Ramone, I am fucking STUNNED. Now I'm not one of those "Sleater-Kinney is the greatest rock band in the world and if you disagree you're a corporate tool of the Billboard charts" elitists, but DAMN. Blather all you want about 'great pop hooks' and 'catchy this' and 'danceable that', but my god, people! Agh! You might as well cram a 'best films of the 1970s' list with a load of Dino DeLaurentiis garbage. Anyhow. Here's my list. So far. In no particular order. Proceed to bitch. I don't care. DMX still fucking sucks. And "Stankonia" is the best album of the year, HA.

*Titan, "1,2,3,4" (They're not from Brighton. They're from MEXICO. And they still had a better album ['Elevator'] than Mr. Norman Cook...) *Fatboy Slim, "Drop the Hate" (...though they wouldna' if all the tracks from Halfway Between were this goddamned jump-up-and-freak-out- tastic.) *Blackalicious, "If I May" (Mystikal can try to Xerox Curtis Mayfield's falsetto all he wants- but Gift of Gab's the one that can actually emulate his *soul*.) *Papas Fritas, "Way You Walk" (I keep trying to place it in the context of a specific area, but I can't tell if it sounds '60s, '70s, '80s, or what. Maybe I'm reluctant to just stick it in the here and now because it works better as pop than any other song I've heard this year and may ever hope to hear in a while.) *Air, "Dead Bodies" (The percussion alone broke my jaw.) *De La Soul feat. 2/3 of the Beastie Boys, "Squat" (The creators of the two best hip-hop records of 1989- together at last.) *Elastica, "Generator" (Britney doesn't get me horny, but Justine Frischman does. Even my hormones crave the talented over the 'pretty'.) *Outkast, "Ms. Jackson" (OK, so I put 'B.O.B.' on more mixtapes, but this one's just got more to it, lyrically and melodically and FUNK-EH- ly..) *Roni Size and Reprazent, "Railing Pt. 2" (Best sequel since 'Empire Strikes Back'.) *BT feat. M. Doughty, "Never Gonna Come Back Down" (If "Firestarter" was "Search and Destroy", this is "Life During Wartime". Or some other stupid analogy. Whatever. It just rocks out, OK? Can I just say that instead?)

That's that. Feel free to flame me for my decisions. Or, if you're not compelled to, then flame me for the fact I like Radiohead more than teenypop.

-- Nate Patrin (n8rich@pioneerplanet.infi.net), December 5th, 2000.

Jesus. Just... no. Is it too late to convince you people that there are other Nate Patrins out there? Damn, no wonder I didn't post anything else for a year and a half.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

my first appearance seems to be here on Has The NME Got Good?

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel has gone bananas / has always been bananas.

With ILM search and the info above it's easy to find:

Should a band fold if a member leaves?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm, looks like it was this about xmas songs, almost two years ago, aaawww bless.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

first thread i started (i think) was Who wants a fight?

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

It appears to be a comment about The Muppets Show. To this date, no one has responded.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

now i find i asked about Bugs and Drugs the day before that

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I was complaining about indie.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

not that bad, actually

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

And I posted on Tom's thread, so there we are.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Dine and Dash

Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Like Steve, mine was on the xmas one (songs for a ROCKIN' christmas?)

First ILM thread of my own: Kirsty MacColl - why never cool?

First ILE post: Don't know cause there were six on the same day and old ILE didn't timestamp but it could be this

First ILE thread: Do you believe in fate?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha mark p i was rolling my eyes at ally not you!

i dont remember what my first was.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(Hint: Jess use the search function at the bottom of the page)

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

haha thanks tim. but i did. i'm just too lazy/hopped up on nyquil to really look right now.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

mark, jess was not rolling his eyes at you. there were some other issues going on at the time between other posters. (just saw jess's comment) - yeah

i have absolutely no idea what my first post was. is it that people who lurked about for a while before posting built up more anticipation of that first pressing of the 'submit' button? i probably should have spent a bit more time looking around before jumping in - some of the in-jokes and ilx culture items have caught me off guard. one thing in particular comes to mind, when on the 'home truths' thread suzy got into this exchange with (who i now know was) doompatrol. i asked the two of them to tone down their insults, not knowing that they were joking around and that she knew who she was arguing with (doomie was using some other name). she called me a mark, i didn't even realize it at the time.

ron (ron), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

The Crying of Lot 49 - Thomas Pynchon.
Only halfway through at the moment, probably give it about 13 at the moment. needed a slimline book after ploughing through david foster wallace's infinite jest...

-- gareth (polygons@hotmail.com), March 6th, 2001.

i think endsleigh will cover an entire house for contents up to £25000, you could maybe share that with the other bloke, can't remember how pricy the policy is though
i've got the endsleigh contents insurance for my room only (in a shared house), this is £5000, of which only 30% can be used on cds and records. not exactly ideal

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), March 9th, 2001.

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

look what drew jess to ile*

*warning: may have used search function incorrectly

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

My boyfriend said that Natalie Portman was more fuckable aged 12 than she is now, not realising that I was lurking around, so I popped up and said Cook, beware

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely oor Ally could not have said such a foul thing!

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

i dont think that was it mark! (obv i migrated from ilm to ile, etc etc.)

i never did tell that homemade vagina story...

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

and first question started was this:

"brasil!

There doesn't seem to be much mention of Brasilian music on ILM and i was wondering what people thought. guess its kind of a search and destroy for a whole countrys music.

I'm favourable towards Marcos Valle and Dom Um Romao, think Joao Donato is ok, but don't like Caetano Veloso or Os Mutantes.

also noticing that the artists i've mentioned (and also, of course, astrud gilberto - the dilletantes fave) are 60s/70s artists. does brasil have the same 60s/70s rose-tinted cultural nostalgia as us/uk?
-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), May 8th, 2001.

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

fun with water

my first thread+post. as successful as anything I've ever done.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't remember. can you do a search for this?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Crap Bands That Come In Threes - wherein the boy Swygart learns the folly of pretending to be clever.

Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"Courtney Taylor is quite possibly Satan's emmisarry on Earth."

dandy warhols - bohemian like you

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony and i talked about WAR almost a year ago today.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I tried to convince Tom that he shouldn't be complaining about indie. 2 years later: I was wrong.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I tried, yes I did.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

It was here where I made a suggestion about what should be played in the Club Sussed Erection Section.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

was this thread Gale's first appearance too??????

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(If you don't type in keywords, the posts should come out in chromonlogical order, so just tap in your email address in the advanced search thing, and you can click the >ILM like to repeat the search there)

Mine's too embarassing.

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

yes that is the dawn of gale!! she also emailed everyone on the thread saying CdB roXoR u suXoR

i miss gale :(

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

First ILM post. I am so not surprised that it was about the Afghan Whigs.

First ILE post. My taste in men -- also not particularly surprising.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

mark and N. (hmmmphhh!)

I googled a thread called "Watson come here I need you" or something, and found that I pasted my first post there too! (and ILE search is so not working for me!)

I was just trying to be engimatic, but I guess bananas is close enough.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

My first ILM post, not too bad.

(You have to set the mode to Messages otherwise it will just show them in order of most posted to. Also it takes a while.)

Graham (graham), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

that was a good post graham (although i actually like that line!)

gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

since i don't know how to link. here is my first ILE post (only started since june, the world cup was my way onto ILE after spending all my time on ILM).

oh dear!

Queen- you just want to spoil it for all of us england fans (Argentina today, the world cup is surel ours now!). if you don't like it then fuck off to ilm OK.
-- Julio Desouza (jdesouza@chem.utoronto.ca), June 7th, 2002.


Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Right here:

I am an EXPERIMENTER! They call me a BUTCHER! (Cough.)
As for compatibilities, Fred and Dan tie at 100%. (Cough.) Tom's at 89%, Fred's S.O. is at 88%, Otie at 83%, Josh comes in (rather disappointingly) at 77%, Nanette's at 72% and Jerwin at 64%. (Cough.) Of course, since none of you are even remotely potential boyfriend material (Jerwin being taken and in another country), aand since I have someone very special in my life right now, the results are meaningless to me! (Cough.) Meaningless! (Cough.) Ahahahaha! (Cough.)

I am very high on NyQuil right now. (Cough.)

-- Michael Edward Daddino (epicharmus@aol.com), September 27th, 2000.

Lots to unpack here. This was based on the results of one of those compatibility quizzes that were circulating around the blogworld at the time (hence the mentions of non-ILxers Jerwin and Nanette); I was sick as a dog; I was dating a gay blogger of some renown; and I quote the Manics, what the hell?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

ILM: Blah blah David Cavanaugh Creation book blah (I think)

ILE: Blah blah E/N sites blah. I'm partial to this post, though.

Ah, for the days when I just babbled on and on and on and on and on...

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

First ILE post: I name Jimmy Buffet as the nadir of Western Culture.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

my first on ILM was abt the aphex twin:

''Aphex Twin classic or Dud?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was this post. I hope so anyway, cos my other post on September 17th looks really poor now.

(Nobody went "ooh, mark sinker just posted" or similar on that Rockism thread. I wonder if such a lack of comment would be possible today...)

Jeff W (Jeff W), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks to whoever did the HTML thing.

as far as ILE is concerned the world cup was my way in after posting exclusively on ILM for a long time.

oh dear!

''Queen- you just want to spoil it for all of us england fans (Argentina today, the world cup is surel ours now!). if you don't like it then fuck off to ilm OK.''

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Daver: That entire thread is CLASSIC.

My first ILE post was momentous. My first ILM post was not.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Article Feedback: Hyacinths And Thistles

Merrit puts great thought into his choice of singers, just as pop writers of yore did. Notice for example how he gives Miho Hatori "Rindy Rue" er, I mean "Lindy Lou". So there's clearly an intent to place singers in unfamiliar situations. This lends a certain amateurish charm to the album, where Merrit's melodies seem naked and worthy of attention in themselves, unsheathed from the electro-pop arrangements that he's normally about in most Mag Fields stuff (not 69 love songs, however). Also, Merrit has very limited arrangement skill, very capable, but using the same types of chord structures and suchforth over and over. So by stripping them down to the essentials it feels more like a songbook, in the classic "Cole Porter Songbook" "George Gershwin Songbook" etc. style.

I haven't had it entirely sink in, but the tunes feel classic, and as I've never heard Merrit's own interpretations, they stand up well. With songs like Merrit's, which are so durn good, the singer and tune itself have historically always become interlinked, partly by how well they fit, and partly because interpretation means so much to classic tin-pan-alley stuff. This isn't a fake "tribute" album to Merrit, so much as his show of devotion to the voices he loves best.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"I probably know more about everything than I know about music! so yay!" ya see, no need for full modesty.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My first posting was on the Unite against boredom thread: a cautious advert for Ask A Drunk. Afterwards I was so embarrassed that I didn?t look at that thread again for months.

Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It amazes me that my first post was less than a month ago. So, I guess I'm still very green and making a fool of myself and all that.
Anyway, here's what I said about leg shaving.

By the way, how do you link to a particular part of a page?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think if you copy the link from ILx search results it includes some anchor that does it.

I thought mark s's first ILM post was about the Spice Girls.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

My first ILE post I'm happy with.

My first ILM post: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

My first post = 144 words. It looks as if I was trying to be funny. Searching for this was an exercise in shame.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Eww, and my first ILE post was about a sex dream involving Mike Patton (barf chiz).

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus... I'd always thought everyone had been around for at least a year before me... if I'd known I was coming onto ILX as a newbie at the same time as so many others I'd have posted more in the old days. *Melodramatic mope*

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

And my first ILM posts were in an argument with Momus!

Talk about launching yourself in at the deep end.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

My first, on a Favourite TOTP Appearance thread way back earlier this year:

I can't believe my favourite's not been mentioned yet. I'm 42, so I remember when TOTP claimed performances weren't mimed. The Faces once put down their instruments mid-song (I think it was on Stay With Me) and started kicking a football around - it was the moment that blew the pretence away, combined with a magnificent rock single. What more could we want?

A1 were particularly hilarious just recently, completely fucking up a live, unplugged performance. Why didn't a manager or someone point out to them that they really can't sing nearly well enough to do that?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I could have been a little clearer above. What I meant was that my own posting embarrassed me so much that for a long time I didn’t want to go back to find out how people had responded to it. Know the feeling?

Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

(nabisco, you've linked to the same thread twice. I wanna read your mike patton sex dream)

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

(oh mark p, sorry if I was a bit defensive on your first post, I just had terrible .exe paranoia at the time and still do)

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The furthest back I can find is March '01, posting to an AICON thread. I am stunned I have been here that long since my earliest memories were arguing with nabisco over 9/11.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't remember if this was my first post, but it's certainly the first thread I started Colourbox missing in action?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

My first post (here) was on the "List the Next Five Albums You're Going to Buy" Thread. I haven't picked up the Joseph Spence or Ornette yet, but I did eventually get the other ones.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I think this is where I first said something, it's the earliest I can do.

"My only complaint is that there's just not enough ALLY! I should be the fuckin' mascot, man."

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

This looks like it. eek.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

this was the first ilm thread, and thus tom's earliest post. my response there is the first one so I think that means I posted the first response to ilx. (there are some slight complications. this thread of tom's, posted the same day, also has a post from me as the first response. but I think the other one was earlier. there are two other threads started on that first day: this one, which I take to have been posted later because its first response is on the next day (probably after midnight), and this one, which I just think contains later responses than tom's first thread.)

the first thread I started was not until about four months later, here. it was, uh, characteristic.

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

patrin in older skool than sinker shockah!

also, the pinefox's first post was in the same thread as sterl's, I think.

Joshk (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Crumbs.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm, I wonder how that k got in there. I must have had byron's 'josk' post in my head (see first thread).

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Jan. 15, 2001 - How Did You Discover Freaky Trigger?

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 31 October 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

(josk - your jan jelinek cd burn is on the way!)

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 31 October 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

My first ILM Post. Creepiness in Rock. I said "Kicks" was from Sally Can't Dance, not Coney Island Baby, I was mortified!

My first ILE post was me blabbing about Velvet Goldmine. Ooh, get her.

The first thread I started was about Donnie Darko. I shouldn't have been so goddamned picky, it's a wonderful film.

Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

apparently from my second ever post on ilm:

you've really got to reevaluate yourself musically if listening to Eric B/Rakim reminds you of limp bizkit. you've got it all mixed up

my first was sticking up for breeders' last splash

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no idea -- I know it was to ilm but it mustn't have been anything memorable. Is there a way of looking it up that I've missed?

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay for Mark S's early posts -- comprehensible punctuation, Derrida refs, a nice piece of name-dropping (Matt Black of Coldcut), and supple aphorisms such as 'Air guitar is dancing for people who are frightened of the middle of their bodies.' (What has happened since?)

My own first post (April 3rd, 2001) was on ILM, and was pretty typical me. 'What ifs', parallel worlds, time travel, devil's advocacy, high-flown style, a certain pomposity, a love of polemic, a division of the cool elite from the 'normals' and obligatory Japan references:

What if 'cool' were the closest thing we have in the modern age to what used to be called 'honour'? What if Victorian duels, chivalric courtships and samurai protectorates were motivated by the 'cool' of the day? What if 'cool' were just a word for the way we encode our ethical and aesthetic visions of how life should be? Would you still want to dismiss it, make its adherents 'shrivel'? Would you want a cut- off point? Would you still be evangelising on behalf of 'normal styles'? And aren't those just rather less considered, rather more accommodated versions of yesterday's cool anyway?

Later I migrated to ILX (reluctantly) with a big debate about censorship, a subject pretty close to my knee.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

i think this was the first thread i started

it appears that the savatage fan club has been overrun by the cure and smashing pumpkins fan clubs!

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

(Another really typical thing I'm doing in that first post is coming to the defence of essentially rather superficial people I feel are being picked on, using defensive arguments those people themselves would never in a million years have come up with. The same thing happened on the Vice thread. The reason I make common cause with these people is essentially that we share a common interest in Dandyism, which I'm always trying -- rather pointlessly -- to validate intellectually.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 31 October 2002 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon bnw, I met you in New York before 9/11.

I think my first post was on that indie rock thread too. I'm sure it sucked.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess this is mine:
foreign synth pop

The replies didn't help too much, except the 3rd one had some good website to check out.
But I'm looking for something more along the lines of OMD, but in French, or Italian, or any other language.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That Wilder guy from the electric sound of jim's link has some good taste in music.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

nicole - do a search for your email address (in the email addy field) and they will come out in chronological order

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I should have thought of this, thanks,

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I should have guessed: expressing over-excitement for music journalism and porn, as per usual.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i didn't think to do it either - graham pointed it out above :-)

ron (ron), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Doh! I have been so tired this week, I don't even think I've been reading things properly. Sorry Graham!

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 31 October 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

ROCKISM ALERT!!!

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 31 October 2002 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

sundar: That is true. I think back then I wasn't fully afflicted with ILxticism, so it doesn't register as strong.

Ha, Jess posted about the indiest of indie rock.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 31 October 2002 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

What's dandyism? Wouldn't that just be, like, dressing like Tom Wolfe or whatever that guy's name is that wrote that one boring book and all those other really boring books?

Dan I., Thursday, 31 October 2002 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)

this is not that embarassing, but there are definitely a few that should never be read by man or beast. forgive me, i was naught but a sophomore...

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 31 October 2002 06:21 (twenty-three years ago)

the creepy thing is that there's someone with MY NAME on the 'very first thread', but who is clearly not me. what's up with that?

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 31 October 2002 06:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I delurked to talk about the surrealness of the edited-for-television version of Mallrats but I remain mostly lurky.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 31 October 2002 06:50 (twenty-three years ago)

i started by owning up to my librarian past.

angela (angela), Thursday, 31 October 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Another really typical thing I'm doing in that first post is coming to the defence of essentially rather superficial people I feel are being picked on, using defensive arguments those people themselves would never in a million years have come up with. The same thing happened on the Vice thread. The reason I make common cause with these people is essentially that we share a common interest in Dandyism, which I'm always trying -- rather pointlessly -- to validate intellectually.)

This is an untypically humble post.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 31 October 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

(If you want to link to an individual post, either copy it from the search results as N. said, or click "Show All Details" at the bottom of the page, and copy the address of the "(link)" link - the address should have "#123456" or something at the end)

Graham (graham), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The first thread wasn't very long, was it? That debate would've gone on forever on todays ILX! But it does namecheck Loro by Pinback and that is still a piece of complete and utter gorgeousness to this day.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

ILE: Interracial r*l*ti*nsh*ps (I talk about my mom's early attitude toward my sister's boyfriend, who's black)

ILM: What's Your Favourite Guitar Solo? (I name some favorite guitar solos)

glad to see I treaded somewhat lightly back then

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 October 2002 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX has made matos more agressive (just like me!).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I'm that much more aggressive except in terms of output, or--attitude-wise--when irked, nondirectly, usually. except for that silly blowup w/Jess elsewhere recently I'm pretty well treated by the group, and I hope I respond in kind.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

u2 r gay!!

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

*hugz*

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

mine was on a thread about worst and best cover songs:

weller's take on joe smooth's peerless 'promised land' was a bit shit. probably not the worst, but worthy of derision nonetheless.
-- michael wells (wellsmj1@hotmail.com), March 20th, 2001.

i still agree with that.

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 31 October 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

awww! thanks, Jess

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 October 2002 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...
I'd like to take the opportunity to revive this thread for no reason.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 April 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Malcolm In The Middle.

-- Nordicskillz (allmanbrothersrul...), December 8th, 2002.


From "People You'd Like To See Kick Axl Rose's Ass".

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no you don't...

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No, after 5 months on ILX, it's the other way round.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Graffiti - good thing or bad thing ?

i said graffitti tags were better than graffitti murals

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM: It was back in July; I didn't realize it was that long ago!

ILE: Wokka wokka wokka. Right before Xmas.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Honor the Piumaman!

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I was never a newbie. HAH!

kate, Monday, 14 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

What Kate said.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not as glamorous as it might seem.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My first ILX post, "Brown on Brown - Classic or Dud?" posted on December 4, 2001.

Mandee, Monday, 14 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

How did I miss this thread? It is simply shocking that Gareth did not start it.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...
For both ILM & ILE, the post I thought was my first was actually my second.

I remember coming onto ILM in February 2003 specifically to talk about Pazz and Jop. And I do, here. But my veryfirst ILX post ever was a day earlier, contributing to the list thread Classical composers that would have made great pop songwriters.

Then, I was fairly sure that what first got me excited about ILE (in March 2003) was a thread on Chicago restaurants. And yeah, here's me talking about that. But again, I really posted a day earlier, on the Stan Brakhage R.I.P. thread.

Both of those threads that I don't remember were started by Amateurist. I'm sure that's a coincidence.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

not surprisingly, my first post involves my boyfriend and D&D.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure this was my first.

I've said many, much-more embarrassing things since..

Lloyd's records still hold up well for me after all these years. Yes, I was a college student/fan, but my other tastes are more along the lines of Iggy Pop, the Fall, Minutemen, Joy Division... While I liked the Smiths & the Bunnymen in the 80's, I find very little of it to be of interest now. - unlike their contemporaries the Go-Betweens & the Jazz Butcher. But even the Smiths don't rank as a dud just because I don't feel like listening to them anymore; Morrissey, OK, he's a dud - He added something to the group, but it was Marr that had the talent.
Lloyd Cole is still great because he wrote incredible lyrics (somehow not as shmaltzy as Morrissey, and much more inventive - and quite frankly, I'm tired of the comparison.) Rattlesnakes was an amazing debut, but the longer I listen, the better "Bad Vibes" stands up. I'm never immediately happy with any of Lloyd's releases - it always takes repeated listenings.

Classic.

-- Dave (adspac...), October 2nd, 2001 8:00 PM.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the review (see link above) was pretty fair, close to spot-on.
I think you could safely say Portillo seems a nice chap but very easily lead (by older child), and tends to dogmatic (when v's the younger one).

Not good qualities for PM, I would add....

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), October 16th, 2003. (link)

(It's funnier out of context)

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

There were 4 on my birthday - I don't know why I chose that day to stop lurking. I also don't know which came first, so I'll post the least embarassing. One of the otehr threads was one about commentators with reference to Big Ron. I think this might have been the first one really, being a football thread and all.

So knowingly postmodern. OK, irritatingly knowing. Just like Wilson. All hail Anthony H.
I saw some reviews of Coogan's performance which suggested he got a bit Partridge like. Wheelz within wheelz. I always thought that Partridge was the bastard love child of Richard Madeley and Wilson.

-- Nathan Barley (d.boyl...), April 8th, 2002 1:00 AM. (link)

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how if you search my name on ILM the first hit it "blur roxors u r all gay."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, first hit IS.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this was my first ILM post:

/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?thread.php?msgid=1464045

first ILE post:

The Borribles Trilogy by Michael de Larrabeiti - C/D

which was recently revived.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I just linked to this on an ILM thread about Marian McPartland and realized it was the first thread I started on ILX:

Aristocratic New England accents: C/D?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I search for people's first ILX posts because I'm curious how they've developed as posters. I wonder whether the ones I sometimes think are rude or snarky were always like that, or if they were more deferential at first. I also just wonder how people chose to represent themselves before having much of an idea of what ILX was all about -- I probably seemed very indie in my first ILM posts.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i found an earlier post of mine (as "BLB") from june 01:

Jon: Classic or Dud?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This is my first ILE post. And I'm going to revive it in case someone has since joined that knows the answer....

Can you identify this French film?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
It has only just hit me how pleased I am that my first ever post to ILX began with the sentence: "I'm more or less with Tom on the Slade question."

It was alll downhill from there.

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever had a dream like this?

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
first post on ilm was about loveless. it is dated june, 26th, 2001:

Loveless: Classic or Not That Classic

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

first post on ilm was about loveless. from june, 26th, 2001:

Loveless: Classic or Not That Classic

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I never lurked, I just stumbled across ILM during random surfing - I think a link from a page about The Telescopes, and started posting. Feb 2004 - no links, because they're not remotely interesting, but I've just searched them out and discovered that my first three posts were replied to by Ned Raggett (x2) and Steve M.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Guardian IQ Test - arrive on ILE by proving myself to be better at IQ tests than Momus. My introduction to ILM sees me admitting to seeing the Frank and Walters live.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

then jon made fun of me for having a huge nogin.

tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 21 November 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

My first post to ILE is kinda lame:

Two Kinds of People Jokes

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

introduce yourself threads are gay

batty boy, Monday, 21 November 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

I know that I was lurking in late 2000 but I can't remember what email address I was using, so me on why metal boybands are just as prefab as pop bands is the first that comes up in a search. Funny to see how I was still quite rabidly indie in the early days before FP got me out of my bubblegum closet.

Steps are still shite, though. ;-)

The Damp Is Rising (kate), Monday, 21 November 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, how weird. If I go back and look in December 2000, I can find loads of my posts. But they don't turn up in search.

The Damp Is Rising (kate), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

...hrmmm. Because I was always under the impression that this was where I first delurked.

The Damp Is Rising (kate), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

My first post was August 12th, 2003...topic was "Pizza Christ".

Who Screwed Pizza Christ?

Spink, Monday, 21 November 2005 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

I only remember it was in 2001 and that the quality of my posts hasn't improved.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

This is soooo typical of me.

What's the longest you've ever held onto a pee for?

Rumpie, Monday, 21 November 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

2004?!? Shit, I've been on this board much too long.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

I know, I feel I've been here doing this for longer, but I'm sure that's my first post. Time crawls when you're having no fun.

Rumpie, Monday, 21 November 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Not my first post, but certainly my finest hour.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

I wish there was some sort of board function where you could wipe out everything you've ever written.

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

i never did tell that homemade vagina story

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, May 8th, 2001, on Ethan's Mos Def thread. That was my girlfriend-at-the-time's birthday, I don't know what that says about me.

MOS DEF: search and destroy

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

Holy shit, I've posted to this board for 7 years now!

Two Kinds of People Jokes

Where did those years go?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

d.arraghmac wrote this on thread What's the best beer then? on board I Love Everything on 23-Oct-2004

my god...
guinness is not a beer but a stout. it's not even close to being a beer. it's more like....like a ....hamster or something than it is a beer. it's not a beer, ok?

stout

anyway, the finest beer (not stout) known to man is indeed the brew known to all who ever gripped it's uniquely shaped (sexually exciting) receptacle as Erdinger.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

not my first post, I don't think, but that's as early as I can find quickly.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

Erdinger is pretty good!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

Hamsters are rotten though

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

Great albums Robert Christgau hates

queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

Please please suggest me some band names or i'll end up in a band called 'The Barbershop Quartet"

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

I was proud of that shit and no one even noticed.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

heh on a thread lamenting the exodus of all the ILX greats:

a man called d@rn1elle
wordsmith of skill
they speak of him still
with bated
breath they waited
was it he?
no! not he!

just a newbie.

― Darraghmac, 17 September 2004 03:19 (5 years ago) Bookmark

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure this is the very first, from The New Christy Minstrels...buh :

Alongside Dylan, the Byrds, Paul Revere & the Raiders, Simon & Garfunkel, Billy Joe Royal, The Cyrkle, The Pozo-Seco Singers (wha?), John Davidson (?!) and I forget who else, the Minstrels appeared on the old Columbia Records "Best of '66" comp I owned as a child. They did a woozy cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" arranged for at least a half-dozen hokey voices, including one guy whose entire contribution was croaking "B-b-b-boots" over and over, like he was George Thorogood or somebody. Strange stuff.

― Scott Bloomfield, Tuesday, January 6, 2004 3:21 PM

I'm thankful this first posting displays little of the passive-aggressive obnoxiousness of my next dozen (hundred?)-or-so offerings. The concept of "lurking" never occurred to me. (One of only 4-5 posts under my given name)

Ceci n'est pas une display name (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

i find it weird how the site has retroactively associated stuff under my real name with my current login

thomp, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

all my stuff is, like, 'i'll come back later and join in this discussion properly/finish this thought of' and then i never did /:

thomp, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

What's the best track on "Heroes"?

Meet the old snoball, same as the new snoball...

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

zinging ilxors since 2002!

You should hear how great it sounds over computer speakers. (I really mean to buy it someday, I swear).
― Keiko, Friday, June 28, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You should hear how good it sounds when you take it off and put a good record on instead.
― Scott Seward, Friday, June 28, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

that wasn't my first post though. my first post was more boring.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha, i was a treat:

Lambchop are ambient-Americana right? Like Ken Burns and Van Dyke Parks making out inside Grant's Tomb really really quietly? As a willing yankee fox-trotter I won't go near 'em cuz my line-dancing classes just ended and I need more bass.Shakira could provide said bass.In spades! Oh yeah, if there is anything more deadly than listening to Ryan Adams pour it into my soup as I lay on my deathbed.
― Scott Seward, Saturday, June 29, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

whatever happened to me?

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Come for the zings, stay for the Lost threads.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

My first post wasn't 'greetings, all', it was this: Any great pieces of music writing from the past week or so?

Still pretty embarrassing :/

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha! just the sight of "Greetings, all!" brings a smile to my face.

Ned: "DIE DIE DIE!!!!!"

HAHAHAHA!

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

Like the fetor of époisses, the fecal smell of the glue in the bindings of old used books quickens my blood. It’s the promise of beauty or awe, of metamorphosis, and it reminds me of all those books I bought, read, and loved before I thought I knew anything about anything.
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, January 27, 2004 9:18 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

From a thread on the smell of books.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

second-best post about epoisses in the history of ilx

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

there should be a post like michael white day on ilx, perhaps sometime in late may when the sickly columbines of the auvergne attain that improbable choreia of empurpled capillaries limning themselves across a virgin's thigh etc etc

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes reading ILX makes me feel stupid.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

If she's got shaky, varicose veins, I can see why she's still a virgin.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Songs about ... aaaaaugh! ... sex diseases

Wow. So I guess my sixth ILXor anniversary just passed without notice. What have I been doing with my life???

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

there is a soupcon of bataille in there admittedly

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

oh snap! xp

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

OMG, my first post was in 2005! Then I went away until 2007 and have pretty much just been posting on the Lost thread ever since.

Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

I read the Deptford Trilogy over a year ago and still think back on it. A Mixture of Frailties (read late last year) was simply resonant, wonderfully funny and spot on in the transformation of a simple, small-town girl into a self-possessed urbane talent. His characterizations of small-town characters are witty and unflinchingly honest - I grew up amongst people so very like these folks. I have a book of Davies' letters, unread as yet, and several books that are parts of trilogies that I'm hesitant to read out of sequence, but I am a fan. It's too bad he's out of fashion, because his work is most excellent. I hadn't realized he's also a playwright!
― JS Myers, Saturday, February 14, 2004 2:29 PM

Robertson Davies
6 years later...

Jaq, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

The first one I found under my old id, just a few days before my 31st birthday:

I have come to appreciate Rufus' "Dog" songs - like "Do the Dog", "Can Your Monkey Do The Dog", etc. I also love "Sophisticated Sissy". Rufus rules the "dance called _" genre.

My favorite Carla (just haven't glommed onto her like I did Rufus) is her and Otis doing "Tramp."

― Erik Tripper, Friday, November 21, 2003 11:47 AM (6 years ago)

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

DJ Mencap wrote this on thread i want to hear something that sounds like a cross between the boredoms' riffiest moments, zz top's "i heard in on the x", highrise, hounddog taylor and the mummies on board I Love Music on Mar 11, 2003

New Boris album Amplifier Worship might fit at least some of the bill. It's Japanese and horribly heavy.

Get a Grip (if Grip is the name of my dog) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

"What have I been doing with my life???"

you want scary, i'll give you scary:

You have posted 40,938 messages

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

make that 40,939 messages.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

xps I liked it when a young man could be enthusiastic abt Boris without someone coming along and being HI I R JADED

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O57PqQXXvY

Get a Grip (if Grip is the name of my dog) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

make that 40,940 messages.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

"You have posted 131,981 messages"

Hmm. That's all?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

you haven't hit 200,000, ned! is there a new cure or depeche album coming out soon? let's see how fast you can get there.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

to be fair, 20,000 of my posts are pictures.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

lol seven years: Music About Ronald Reagan

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Me at age 17, from thread "Women Music Fans Online":

I'm a woman, and I am certainly a big fan of ILM. I have posted a scant few times and felt a bit embarrasssed about my replies in hindsight, but I do enjoy this message board. While I can carry interesting conversation, I do not write as entertainingly or insightfully as any of you. I and my friend, also a girl, are the two most knowledgable, most "hardcore" music fans I know (altough I'll admit to a bias there, and also I live in a very small community). Thank you for your time.

― 1 1 2 3 5, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 6:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

all first posts should end w/ 'Thank you for your time.'

iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

it's like it's your ilx cover letter

iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

My boring post from 7(!) years ago

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently March 3 marked my 5 year anniversary of that fateful night where, playing around with inane google searches (I was doing that thing where you enter as many words as you can until you're narrowed down to one result. Most of these were band names, so...) I stumbled upon ILX and, well, started posting on it. I'm honestly not joking when I saw that I there's absolutely no way of telling how I'd have turned out otherwise.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/im52xmax/HansMolemanBirds01112004113227.jpg
ILX ruined my life, I'm only 21 years old.

●●●●●●●● (EDB), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

I have absolutely no memory of how I found ilx

iatee, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe ILX found you.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

Xpost:

***when I say that there's

And given that I was 16 when I first arrived, my early years are too cringe-inducingly embarassing to relive here, or anywhere outside of a therapist's office.

●●●●●●●● (EDB), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

Mine were all like painfully polite, and timid, like the above one. What was I afraid of?

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Ned

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

if you were to print out every ned raggett post in size 12 times new roman, what area would they cover

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

I wrote "!!!" to answer the thread hotly anticipating on Feb. 17, 2003

my first thread, from April 11, 2003:

Where's the Mad Scene?

andrew m., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

if you were to print out every ned raggett post in size 12 times new roman, what area would they cover

The world entire.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

Greenland alone entirely covered in little semicolons, hyphens, and right parenz marks.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

iceland covered in "heavens!"

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

In 2002 I told ILM that my favorite B-52s song is "Strobe Light".

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

Being a music snob seems to not be about what records you own, but your attitude. I have a lot of records that have been mentioned, but will only listen to most of them by myself (can't even get through all of Tago Mago--tell that guy to quit screaming). I try to play stuff for other people that I think they might like, whether they've heard of it or not.
Having obscure or eclectic music tastes does not make one a snob. For me, I just want to hear good music and sounds I haven't heard before.

If you don't like something just because it's popular, you're a snob. If you like something just because it's not popular, you're a snob.
Still, a snob can own a Missy Eliot record and still be a snob because of their rationale for liking it.

― Rufus Thomas, Thursday, January 30, 2003 12:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

Pretty sure this is my first post:

I got into a pretty major car wreck while R.E.M.'s "Driver 8" was playing on the radio. I suspect that it wasn't a coincidence, even though it was the other drivers' fault.

― Chris Barrus, Wednesday, May 23, 2001 5:00 PM (9 years ago)

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

I put a car on its side once with REM's the wake-up bomb on the stereo

conrad, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

I have absolutely no memory of how I found ilx

― iatee, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago)

ksh, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

i was wrong upthread, my first three posts were about versus, life without buildings, and a C/D thread about galaxie 500. posts very much in character etc etc

not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

i found ilx because i was searching for an explanation of why Andrew Wk existed.
too lazy to look for it, but naturally my first post was a rant abt how much i hated the man.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

I wrote:
on the thread: What are you - heh heh - wearing right now?
on board I Love Everything
on Sep 3, 2001

Shoes and white socks, eyeglasses and a wristwatch. Actually, the shoes are hiking boots.

Aimless, Friday, 18 June 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

ha ha hhaa!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 18 June 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

Do you still hate the WK, Thermo?

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

adam beales (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker) wrote this on thread Has music ever REALLY made you cry? on board I Love Music on Jun 23, 2006

While girls are biologically designed to cry in response to music, men are not. As a result, the half-men who cry in response to music often are forced to bear a heavy burden of social shame. This is unfortunate. The half-men should embrace their half-man-ness, and not feel so cowed about it.

I am half-man, hear me roar!

Anyway, I often cry at choons, though not so often as once I did. Think it depends at least as much on my own emotional state as the song in question. The first few times I heard that guy who couldn't swim covering Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" it brought me to tears. Now, it's a lovely song and all, but I have to admit that I was feeling awful damn depressed and lonely at the time. Chicken or the egg?

The usual suspects:

"Hallelujah"
"Fairytale of New York" - the Pogues
J. Pachelbel's "Canon & Gigue in D"
"Ave Maria"
Etc...

contenderizer, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

I was proud of that shit and no one even noticed.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 9:20 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had actually been lurking for a month or so, waiting to come up with something cool enough to be a first post. I googled that shit and everything to make sure it wasn't an old joke. I was all like, "should I hit Submit Post"?

kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

i still find it hilarious how contenderizer was the fuck-want guy

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

(stones, glasshouses, etc)

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 June 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/05/34/02/400_F_5340254_6cieipTsapvwXbCOMJ8vOMSAjBmeQ6uM.jpg

display-name aesthete (snoball), Friday, 18 June 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

I knew I posted here a little bit under my own name many years ago, and also a few times under two display names taken from movie characters. (The problem was that I posted so infrequently, I kept forgetting my password and would have to re-register.) But when I was reading some old Scrabble threads today, I came across a 2005 post by somebody who had the word "unquoted" played against him for 224 points, and immediately realized it was me (or else an incredible coincidence). I was posting as "Merritt Ranew" from April 2005 to February 2006. And complaining about my Scrabble addiction even then.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 February 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

Douglas Sirk = Roy Orbison
Mike Leigh = The Beautiful South
Jodorowsky = Magma or Albert Ayler
Robert Downey (sr.) = Zappa or Beefheart
David Lynch = Sonic Youth
David Fincher = Nine Inch Nails
Godard = Ornette Coleman
David Cronenberg = Nick Cave
Alan Smithee = ?

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 2, 2008 4:27 PM (5 years ago)

sarahell, Sunday, 9 February 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

for whatever reason, after 7 months of lurking, I decided to share my brilliant opinions about matching the filmmaker to the band

sarahell, Sunday, 9 February 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

you'll be down at the door of the place tomorrow morning waiting for it to open. unless it's closed on sunday. but it probably won't be. not that many stores close on sunday anymore, really. they close early, like at 6:00, but they're open during the day. the only thing that's ever closed all sunday is the library. all day. and, you know, what i've seen a lot of places doing is closing on monday. you'll have wanted to go there sunday night and it was closed and you get there monday morning and it says 'monday: closed.' and! then you read that it was open sunday night. so you have to wait until tuesday. but, i guess it's their right to open and close when they want and i didn't really need to go there that badly.

i like 'sunday morning' and 'femme fatale.'

― d k (d k), Saturday, October 19, 2002 7:05 PM (11 years ago)

dylannn, Sunday, 9 February 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

index -- middle -- pinky down -- ring tucked -- invert -- "gigantic grandfather / jehovah-bearded / on brown daguerrotypes" --- free pimp c - free z-ro - free yayo - free project pat.

― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, December 24, 2003 9:16 AM (10 years ago)

dylannn, Sunday, 9 February 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

I feel like Lynch is more Pixies than SY

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 9 February 2014 06:43 (eleven years ago)

oh no doubt the best pumpkins album, the only that breathes...bill'ys ambitions strangled his muse (i'll bet you wish that his muse's ambition was to strangle his vocal chords, but that's neither here nor there) I don't know if Gish is any good because I can't listen to it anymore, but I do know that the songs on Mellon Collie with a few exceptions (Muzzle, Bodies, Stumbleine) tend to crumble into dust with the merest touch. SD had the strongest songs out of all the big albums, but after listening to it for 13 years (Pumpkins used to be my favorite band in high school) I can start to see what haters mean when they say they're all slight variations of the same song.

Maybe I just have a thing for its more lo-fi production style, but Iscariot really seems like the roller coaster ride that Siamese only wishes it was. I mean, Frail and Bedazzled is better than every song on SD except Mayonnaise. It has more spirit, better solos, a catcher melody, (I could go on about the album but I'll choose not to)...Contrary to his own and popular belief Billy was at his best just tossing things off. That's the poignant irony of his Pavement kissoff, Cherub Rock. A little more Indie Rock would have saved the man's soul.

― George Lochinski (Destroy A. Monsters), Thursday, September 28, 2006 3:38 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 9 February 2014 06:46 (eleven years ago)

also started this thread within a few days of joining:

Pixies in everyday situations...

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 9 February 2014 06:47 (eleven years ago)

Tindersticks.Waiting For The Moon....nice for late afternoon listening
― Jacob Sanders (LolVStein), Thursday, August 11, 2005 10:38 AM (8 years ago)

JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:19 (eleven years ago)

ShariVari wrote this on thread gyptian - holdyuh on board I Love Music on Jan 21, 2011

The soca refix is the one i've been playing constantly for the last year. I'm always surprised that soca / soca remixes don't make more of an impact on the charts.

Pvmic

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:24 (eleven years ago)

Made mine back when you didn't have to register w/ ILX, can't remember the name i used

, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:37 (eleven years ago)

Oh wait I found it

X = Creed
Y = any black metal band, with the possible exception of ANAL CUNT
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, January 18, 2005 12:43 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

, Sunday, 9 February 2014 08:39 (eleven years ago)

rolling: "dragnet" - the fall
cutting: "cLOUDDEAD"

― noodle vague, Wednesday, July 23, 2003 9:35 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:32 (eleven years ago)

The early days of not having to register/using comedy names in the display field makes this really hard, but it might have been this (Greenspun posts don't seem to have a timestamp any more) on "what was the first song you heard all year"?

I know it was something Scottish. We had a Scottish Music Only marathon round my flat. Something about New Years belonging to the Scots, I'm still not entirely sure why, may have had more to do with the Absinthe and the Laphroiagh than the date.
So chances are, it was PRML SCRM, Belle and Sebastian or... ::oh the shame:: Travis.

― xxxx, Tuesday, December 5, 2000 1:00 AM

Or it might have been about the impossibility of achieving happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment that shows every sign of worsening.

But mentioning Belle and Sebastian is the most embarrassing thing of all.

"righteous indignation shit" (Branwell Bell), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)

free fall wrote this on thread What are you listening to todizzle? on board I Love Everything on Jun 17, 2004

pearls before swine - side one of "these things too".
the renderers - a dream of the sea.
karen dalton - in my own time.
les rallizes denudes - high or die.
charalambides - first listen to "joy shapes" (holy shit).
jerry garcia - side two of "garcia" (the first one).

^and nearly 10 years later still listen to them :-/

no lime tangier, Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:51 (eleven years ago)

I posted once in 2002. I don't like it--there's even a typo. (Omen of the future, and probably one of the reasons I stopped; I hate not being able to fix typos. I've adjusted.) My first post under my own name was a thread about supporting actors in 2005:

In Anticipation of Morgan Freeman Beating Thomas Haden Church

A couple of months later I started posting under a second name (the "merritt ranew" account), and continued using both until early in 2006. I guess you could get away with that then.

clemenza, Sunday, 9 February 2014 14:47 (eleven years ago)


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